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♪ hey ♪
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♪ people know the greatest
when they see it ♪
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♪ I'm the goat ♪
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♪ stingin' like a bee ♪
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after two full years
of being in the real world,
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I thought I came into college
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with a pretty good understanding
of how people worked.
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But after two full episodes
of "blind, drunk love,"
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I realized that
my understanding of people
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was about as accurate as
the mayan apocalypse calendar.
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Tuesday nights --
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seven desperate,
drunk-as-hell couples,
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and my homey,
the day one, annika.
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♪
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my money's on brendon
and brenda.
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They're going all the way.
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Brenda and, like,
the dude with the veneers?
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The only thing more stressed
than their relationship
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is his mouth trying to
get around those big boys.
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[ chuckles ] it's not his teeth.
It's his heart.
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But his teeth are giving
big bad wolf vibes.
Mm.
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I still think brenda's trying to
decide between diego and matt.
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Not diego.
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The guy casually pulled out
a ukulele to serenade her.
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You know, in hawaiian,
ukulele translates into
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"one who's
never been lei'd."
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[ laughs ]
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noted. Never bring up
my ukulele lessons.
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He's playing the part.
Mm.
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He's always around,
he makes her laugh,
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and every once in a while,
he gives her the eye.
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The eye?
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You know, when someone just
casually stares into your eyes.
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[ chuckles ]
I watch a lot of rom-coms.
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[ breathes sharply ]
this is what you call
a slow burn.
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Think about it.
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Brenda and brendon
have chemistry.
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Eventually, he'll realize
that the best woman
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is sitting right
in front of him,
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waiting for him
to make a move.
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Hold up.
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Is annika talking about me?
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Do you want
some of this?
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Sure.
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What is she doing?
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It's not even that cold
in here.
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Should we watch
the next episode?
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Yeah.
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Is annika longstreet
catching feelings for me?
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[ ding! ]
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ but no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ you can tell me ♪
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♪ my heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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[ inhales deeply ]
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[ breathing sharply ]
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no.
I'm gonna move this one.
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This is the one
I'm gonna move.
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Y-you've been staring
at the board for 15 minutes.
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Can you make a move?
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But you can't make a move
without planning the next move
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and then planning
two moves after that.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's the beautiful thing
about chess.
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It's a metaphor
for life.
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Yep, checkmate.
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Pardon me?
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So sorry about that.
[ door opens, closes ]
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hey.
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Yo!
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Whoa, dude.
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Why are you dressed like drake's
stand-in for "hotline bling"?
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You pledging?
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Uh, as someone who's pledged
gamma before,
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no, don't answer that.
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I'm not gonna answer that.
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That's a "yes."
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what would you guys do
if one of your friends --
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who's female -- started
catching feelings for you?
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What's --
what's the problem?
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You know, I just don't know if
I'm ready for something serious.
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The breakup with olivia
still feels fresh, you know?
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Bro, I mean, in college,
nothing's really serious.
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If you have a cute coed
who's coming at you,
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you just need to sit
pretty and let her come
knock at your door.
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You're terrible
at giving advice.
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Listen, man, take it from me.
I know you.
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I know you're
a hopeless romantic.
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So it's probably best
you just take it slow,
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get to know the girl,
let her get to know you,
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and you guys, you know --
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I think if you like her,
make the move.
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Isn't it time you make
a move to work?
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True, yeah.
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Mr. One-move checkmate.
Damn it!
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As much as I love
our "black table talks,"
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uh, I have a job
to do, so --
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I want a rematch
when you get back.
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Yeah, beat him first.
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Could have sworn...
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You know,
aaron is right.
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I should take things slow,
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like our efforts
to combat climate change.
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[ cellphone bloops ]
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[ cellphone chimes ]
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are y'all seeing this?
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She responded in seconds.
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Oh, she got it bad.
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[ speaks indistinctly ]
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[ both laugh ]
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oh, my gosh.
Brendon is being so crazy.
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I mean, come on.
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It's definitely going down.
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Oh.
Oh.
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You go first.
Are you sure?
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Well, may--
can I just take --
because --
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oh, no, you -- you go.
Are you sure?
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You go first.
No.
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There you are.
Annika.
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[ sighs ]
hey, ladies.
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Hey, pledge.
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Yo, lauryn is missing.
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Are you talking about
your weird roommate
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you guys are convinced
is a russian mole?
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[ clicks tongue ] yeah, we think
that bitch is dead.
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Okay. Maybe she just went home
for a few days
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and didn't tell the people
that she barely knows?
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Mm, no. We are definitely
in the middle of an amber alert,
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but for a white girl
named lauryn.
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Y'all remember that dead girl,
brooke jones?
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The ex did it.
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But then you know
who they investigated first?
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The roommates.
The roommates.
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Slick's been listening to that
true-crime podcast "murked."
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and I'm too damn
pretty for jail.
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Junior: Come on, guys.
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Just 'cause you haven't seen her
for a few days
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doesn't mean
something weird's going on.
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Well, I don't know.
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Lauryn is into
some shady shit.
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You know she keeps a padlock
on her closet?
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I mean, there could be guns
in there.
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So, is she allowed to have
ak-47s,
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but I can't have
my hairless cat, pharaoh?
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And it's not just that.
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She keeps
hella weird hours.
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And all those heels
she brought.
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Like,
where is she even going?
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Okay, guys, there has to be
a rational explanation
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for all of this.
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So let's go see the ra,
ask her if she's seen lauryn,
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prove that you're all worried
about nothing,
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then come back here and watch
"blind, drunk love."
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uh, not you guys,
just me and annika.
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Come on, gang.
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♪
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what is this negro doing?
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Is he playing hooky?
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♪ la da dee da dee ♪
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♪ I'm a walking party ♪
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♪ I'm just getting started ♪
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♪ sorry I'm not sorry ♪
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♪ every day's a dance floor,
you know where to find me ♪
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♪ front and center,
never hard to find me ♪
hm.
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♪ you ain't get the memo,
baby ♪
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♪ this whole world is
mine, mine ♪
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♪ this whole world is
mine, mine ♪
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♪ this whole world is
mine, mine ♪
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♪ oh, hey it's you again, don't
know what you're doing here ♪
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♪ this my world ♪
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♪ and I think that
you're new to this ♪
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♪ this whole world is
mine, mine ♪
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♪ baby, this whole world
is mine, mine ♪
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♪
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♪ mine ♪
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[ cellphone rings ]
♪ mine ♪
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man: Hello. Reception.
How may I direct your call?
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Hi. Yes, I'm trying to get
ahold of doug edwards.
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We're supposed to
grab lunch.
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I'm sorry. Doug edwards
was let go three weeks ago.
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Let go three weeks ago?
Yes.
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Is there anything else
you need today?
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Okay.
No, that's all.
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Thank you for your time.
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[ line clicks ]
[ cellphone beeps ]
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♪
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checkmate.
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♪
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tiffany, I don't even know
why this is a conversation.
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You live
with other people now.
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Please stop pooping
with the door open.
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We agreed to an open-door
policy.
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Yeah, for your room,
not the toilet.
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Annika: Hey, kiela,
we have a problem.
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Weird lauryn's missing.
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You know this same thing
happened last year?
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Sophomore went missing, and they
found him on a drug binge
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at some
off-brand coachella?
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See? This kind of stuff
happens all the time.
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Guys, let's just
go back to --
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she's on friend tracker,
right?
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We should track her down.
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You know, anything to get me
out of ra duties.
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Let me just grab
my jacket.
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Kiela,
reggie is missing.
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I told you, you can only keep
him if he stays in his cage.
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Oh, it's, um -- it's her
emotional-support iguana.
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Just, you know,
go without me.
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Of course.
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Prisoners get free housing
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and still have more free time
than I do.
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Alright, ladies,
we got to go find lauryn.
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Word.
Let's go.
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[ sighs lightly ]
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hey, junior,
are you coming?
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What?
Yeah, I need you.
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No big deal.
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Annika needs me.
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You're the only one
with a car.
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You know what?
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She still needs me.
[ ding! ]
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♪ jet plane, jet set,
fly every night like fedex ♪
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thanks to the
invasive-yet-useful
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friend tracker app,
we were able to locate lauryn,
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who was in the shadiest part
of downtown.
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We also discovered that zeke
was at sephora for two hours,
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but that's a mystery
for another day.
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♪ fly every night like fedex ♪
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♪ okay, okay ♪
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so, we are right
next to skid row.
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Cool, cool, cool, yeah.
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I mean,
it's not so bad.
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You know, today's skid row
is tomorrow's beverly hills.
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But what would lauryn
be doing here?
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I mean, we are in
the drug capital of la.
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Clearly, she's hustling yayo,
aka white rush, aka snowfall.
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No.
That's not it.
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We're right across the street
from the pink pussycat.
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With all those heels
lauryn had...
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♪ bend it over,
touch your toes ♪
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...She's definitely
popping some ass for cash.
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No.
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Weird hours, super-shady, and
she got padlocks on everything.
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Zoot-suit gangster.
252
00:08:57,421 --> 00:08:58,670
Okay.
253
00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:02,841
Or someone stole her phone,
and it's in that building.
254
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:03,808
Nah, bro.
255
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,810
She really dead.
256
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,078
Kiela: Reggie?!
257
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,347
Reggie?!
258
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:12,684
Lost your glasses,
velma?
259
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,653
Yeah, um, I'm not in the mood
for jokes right now.
260
00:09:14,738 --> 00:09:16,021
I have to find
a lost iguana,
261
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,857
and it's just me against
a billion years of evolution.
262
00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:20,191
Oh, well,
you want some help?
263
00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:21,693
I actually had a pet iguana
growing up
264
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,161
who got lost
all the time.
265
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,163
Okay, wait. Don't play
with my emotions right now.
266
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,414
I'm britney-level fragile.
267
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,999
I wouldn't lie to you,
kiela.
268
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,034
Not because
I'm a good person.
269
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,036
I'm just scared
of you.
270
00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,337
Good.
271
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,873
Actually, I think
I might know where he is.
272
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:42,264
Did you know that iguanas
can run up to 47 miles an hour?
273
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,015
Really?
That's not true.
274
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,600
Oh.
275
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,720
[ knock on door, door opens ]
276
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,589
yo!
What's good, man?
277
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,857
Why is it so dark
in here?
278
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,061
How was work?
279
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,113
Did you make
any boss moves today?
280
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,764
All day, every day.
Mm.
281
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,399
Mind if I turn
the light on?
Oh, no problem.
282
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:04,102
That's what you do
at work, right?
[ door closes ]
283
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,870
[ chuckling ] I guess.
284
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,706
Got something
you wanna tell me?
285
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,274
I don't know. Is there anything
you want to tell me?
286
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,409
I'm solid.
287
00:10:11,495 --> 00:10:13,778
Mm, solid, okay.
I got a question for you.
288
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,413
Are we, uh --
are we friends
289
00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:16,464
or are we just --
I don't know --
290
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,885
some college fling
that didn't last?
291
00:10:20,971 --> 00:10:22,420
Bro, what are you --
what are you on about?
292
00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:24,122
You lied to me.
293
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,590
I know you got fired.
294
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,843
Who told you that?
That's not the point.
295
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,346
The point is, we're supposed
to be bros, bro.
296
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,515
Right?
297
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,766
Why didn't you tell me?
298
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,769
Bro, I'm -- I'm a man,
and I can handle myself.
299
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,271
Sounds like you're scared
and afraid to ask for help.
300
00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:42,440
I said I'm straight.
301
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,159
I don't need this.
302
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,030
[ door closes ]
303
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,582
I think the light
was too much.
304
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,951
♪♪
305
00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:56,454
so, how long are we supposed
to just wait here?
306
00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,156
I mean, we can't just
walk around skid row
307
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,508
asking people if they've seen
a white girl named lauryn.
308
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,160
Well, someone should get out
and do something.
309
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,162
Not it.
I mean, look at me.
310
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,132
Gucci athletic wear isn't
actually made for athletics.
Junior: Mm.
311
00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,467
Zaara: Uh, this kind of seems
like a slick situation.
312
00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:11,636
Oh, hell naw.
Why me?
313
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,638
It's a sketchy-ass neighborhood.
Anything could pop off.
314
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,006
It kind of feels like
your vibe.
315
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,275
Mm.
Oh, so danger's my vibe?
316
00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:19,194
Bitch, my parents
named me sharon.
317
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,812
I'm from delaware.
318
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:21,679
Wait.
319
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,282
Your government name
is sharon?
320
00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:27,018
All I'm saying is, you seem like
you can handle yourself, okay?
321
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,904
Oh, you big and bad, but you're
scared of poor people?
322
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,073
Oh, you did not just say
that shit
323
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,375
to a first-generation
american.
Okay.
324
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,692
My entire family --
325
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,161
hey, hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.
326
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,695
What?
Isn't that lauryn?
327
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,298
That's her, but who
is she talking to?
328
00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,000
We have to go
do something.
Ohh.
329
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,668
-Not me.
-Well, sharon ain't going.
330
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,503
Well, someone's got
to go get her.
331
00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:48,973
Junior.
332
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,678
♪♪
333
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,896
okay.
334
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:59,100
Oh, so now y'all want me
to play my gender role.
335
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,603
Wow.
336
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,655
Fine.
337
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,059
♪♪
338
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,279
at least if I die,
I'll be doing what I love --
339
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,064
trying to impress a girl.
340
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,499
[ ding! ]
341
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,539
♪
342
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,208
he looks scared.
343
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,047
Okay, so, I'm probably headed
towards my death right now
344
00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:33,417
or a murder warehouse
or a scientology center.
345
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,053
[ whispering ] or worse.
346
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,427
I mean, it could just be
an elaborate escape room.
347
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,897
Or an opium den.
348
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,449
Or...
[ door creaks ]
349
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,403
...A recording studio?
350
00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:54,405
♪
351
00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:56,107
can I help you?
352
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,792
Lauryn!
[ breathes sharply ]
353
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,160
you're that guy from
my dorm floor
354
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,246
who cooks salmon
in the microwave.
355
00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,213
Yeah.
356
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,082
What are you doing here?
357
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:07,001
Well, I mean, I-I thought
I was here to rescue you, but --
358
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,119
oh, my god.
359
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,954
Is that
a platinum record?
360
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,340
Did outkast record "aquemini"
in here?
361
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,508
What?!
No.
362
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,626
Just the backup "yeah, yeahs"
and "uh-huhs,"
363
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,462
but, still,
history was made.
Ah.
364
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,131
So, wait.
Why did I need to be saved?
365
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,650
Well, we saw you fighting
with that guy outside.
366
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,468
My producer.
367
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,272
But we didn't know that
at the time.
368
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,990
My nosy-ass roommates sent you,
didn't they?
369
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,308
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
370
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,475
This is all
because of them.
371
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,311
Those girls are crazy.
Mm-hmm!
372
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,979
Did you know I had to put
a padlock on my stuff
373
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,364
just to keep them
out of it?
374
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,867
Well, maybe they're just
trying to get to know you.
375
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,484
You are gone a lot,
so --
376
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:45,323
that's because I'm an artist
and I'm sensitive about my shit.
377
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,458
Yeah, you see, that --
that's what I assumed.
378
00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:48,593
But, you know,
your roommates --
379
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,795
they had
all these crazy ideas.
380
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,830
I bet.
381
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,465
Assumptions.
382
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,636
You know, I know a little bit
about that, too.
383
00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,138
I want to be the next
katy perry.
384
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,339
Really?
No.
385
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,342
But I am really good.
386
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,010
You wouldn't be able
to tell
387
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,196
with this demo
I'm working on, though.
388
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,647
I'm not really
feeling it.
389
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,284
Do you think a nosy-ass
audience would help?
390
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,821
I told you, I can't run
in these shoes.
391
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:20,491
Literally no one told you
to wear platforms to a stakeout!
392
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,360
I'm sorry.
[ screams ]
guys!
393
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,029
[ panting ]
it's a bloodbath in there!
394
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,365
Oh, my god!
Nah. Just relax.
Just relax.
395
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,035
I-I literally --
I can't do this.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
She's fine.
396
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,703
Come with me.
-Oh, he play too much.
397
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,173
I -- this is why.
398
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:36,641
Nah.
399
00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:42,680
♪
400
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,148
mystery solved.
401
00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:47,352
Turns out lauryn daniels was
just your average freshman --
402
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,687
with above-average talent.
403
00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:50,939
So that bitch
isn't dead.
404
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,891
I'm gonna let slick know
everything's okay.
405
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,893
Sharon was too afraid
to get out of the car.
406
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,528
[ chuckles ]
407
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,230
classic sharon.
408
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,333
♪
409
00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:04,919
let's go, lauryn.
Let's go, lauryn.
[ chuckles ]
410
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,208
70%.
411
00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:13,344
Didn't read the material,
obviously.
412
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,380
Can I talk to you
for a minute?
413
00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,215
Uh, yeah, sure.
414
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,219
You were right.
415
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,105
I should have told you
what was going on from the jump.
416
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,925
Why didn't you?
417
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,978
Honestly?
418
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,529
Straight up,
I was embarrassed.
419
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,314
You know,
your success reminds me
420
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,734
that I'm not
where I want to be right now.
421
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,237
And it's killing me.
422
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,104
I'm sorry, dude.
423
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,074
I-I didn't realize.
424
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,125
Ah,
you don't even know.
425
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,160
I'm getting evicted
from my place.
426
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,161
I've been showering
at the gym
427
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,779
'cause they cut
the water off.
428
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,449
The only job I can get
is as a barback right now.
429
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,835
And I'm not doing that.
430
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,421
I mean, I've had to sell
all my things, even my ps5.
431
00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:57,722
Ooh!
Not the ps5.
432
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,807
Yeah, the ps5.
433
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,926
It's like everything
I learned growing up
434
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:05,063
taught me
to do things by myself.
435
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,316
But it's like I can't
do it alone anymore.
436
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,968
I need help.
437
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,105
I'm two days away
from living out of my car, bro.
438
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,524
[ breathes sharply ]
439
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,142
well, you don't got to worry
about that.
440
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,310
[ clears throat ]
441
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,445
you're my best friend.
442
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,997
I'm not gonna let you sleep
in your car, man.
443
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,482
Come on.
444
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,817
You can stay here.
445
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,652
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
446
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,088
Thank you.
447
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,790
But you, uh --
you got to swallow your pride.
448
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,792
You got to take
the barback job.
449
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,427
I'm not doing that,
man.
450
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,180
You want to move in here,
you got to have a job, man.
451
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,166
Come on.
Got to make it work somehow.
452
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,102
[ sniffles ]
453
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,803
got to start somewhere.
454
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,558
I'll hit ray tomorrow.
455
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,642
Bet.
456
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,563
I love you, dawg.
I love you, too, man.
457
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,948
I got you always.
458
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,982
Love you, man.
Appreciate you.
459
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,784
Yeah.
460
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,706
[ sighs ]
I am exhausted.
[ chuckles ]
461
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,959
thanks for helping me
today.
462
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,161
I never would've guessed
to look by a water fountain.
463
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,029
Yeah, well, I know
bugs love standing water,
464
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,382
and iguanas love bugs,
so --
465
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,033
and they're actually
really fast swimmers, too,
466
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,835
which makes them su--
467
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:20,972
I'll spare you
the iguana facts.
468
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,390
[ both chuckle ]
469
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,209
you know, honestly,
I am so sick of being an ra.
470
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,212
I'm constantly interrupted,
everything's an emergency,
471
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,816
and literally no one cares
that I have other things to do.
472
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,384
I care.
473
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,689
♪
474
00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:41,609
well,
that is nice of you.
475
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,362
But I'm still stuck in the dorms
on a Friday night.
476
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,581
Well, rumor has it
477
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,284
the ras get to keep all
the contraband they confiscate.
478
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,003
Any truth to that?
479
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,904
♪♪
480
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,456
♪ cocaine kisses ♪
481
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,874
we got drinks.
482
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,760
We got mood lighting.
483
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,181
And I can make my world-famous
fajitas on this hot plate.
484
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,183
Sounds like an excellent
Friday night to me.
485
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,302
Yeah, well, I'll be
the judge of those fajitas.
486
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,520
[ can opens ]
487
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,638
you coming?
488
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,141
♪ time keeps pushin' ♪
489
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,860
yes.
I am coming.
490
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,228
[ elevator bell dings ]
491
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,480
okay, the last thing
that we assumed was that
492
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,033
lauryn was a singer,
but it happens.
493
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,785
You know, people
make assumptions.
494
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,938
So maybe I should stop assuming
that annika might like me
495
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,907
and find out what's real.
496
00:18:29,993 --> 00:18:31,775
Hey, junior.
Oh.
497
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,827
You want to
finish watching
498
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,412
that episode
of "blind, drunk love"?
499
00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:35,446
Yeah.
500
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,917
Uh, annika, so,
what are we doing here?
501
00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:42,720
You know, I feel like we
definitely have a connection,
502
00:18:42,806 --> 00:18:45,556
and there's something going on
between the two of us,
503
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:47,758
but just want to know
what we're doing --
504
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,477
you know, what's up?
505
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,179
What's up
with you and me?
506
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,396
Yeah.
507
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,817
Junior,
of course I like you.
508
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,402
I knew it!
509
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,238
But I'm seeing someone.
510
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,407
You are?
Okay.
511
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,860
Yeah, um, no, I had --
I had already assumed that.
512
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,579
You know, I just wanted
to take a shot.
513
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:11,415
Yeah, but you're cool,
right?
514
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,783
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
515
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,952
Um, still want to watch
the show or --
516
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,754
sure.
Go chill over there.
517
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,122
I'll go grab the laptop.
518
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,625
Cool.
519
00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:21,626
Okay.
520
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,596
So annika just wants
to be friends.
521
00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:27,348
It's not
the end of the world.
522
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,134
Maybe that's what I need
right now -- a friend.
523
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,138
[ grunts ]
524
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,511
so, um, annika,
there's something
525
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:44,982
that I have to tell you
that I've never told anybody.
526
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,118
Okay.
527
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,819
I'm pledging.
528
00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:50,788
Junior, you're wearing
a puffer parka
529
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,290
in southern california.
530
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,625
Everybody knows.
531
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,878
But your secret's safe
with me.
532
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,247
[ breathes sharply ]
533
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,998
oh.
534
00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,300
Was it really that obvious,
though?
535
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,034
It was
the most obvious thing.
536
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,054
Come on.
I thought I was rocking it.
537
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,239
It's fine.
538
00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:16,831
So, I hear you're quite
the chess player.
539
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,751
Let's see what you got,
old man.
540
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:21,869
Shall we?
541
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,305
[ cracks knuckles,
grunts ]
542
00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,173
simple. Easy.
543
00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,093
Why'd you do that?
544
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,728
Mm.
545
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,733
Mm.
546
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,822
Checkmate.
547
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,858
[bleep] this game.
Mm.
548
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,528
Yeah.
549
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,313
[ ding! ]