1 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:04,236 ♪ hey ♪ 2 00:00:04,321 --> 00:00:06,105 ♪ people know the greatest when they see it ♪ 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,106 ♪ I'm the goat ♪ 4 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,907 ♪ stingin' like a bee ♪ 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,193 after two full years of being in the real world, 6 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,611 I thought I came into college 7 00:00:12,697 --> 00:00:15,581 with a pretty good understanding of how people worked. 8 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,450 But after two full episodes of "blind, drunk love," 9 00:00:18,536 --> 00:00:20,953 I realized that my understanding of people 10 00:00:21,038 --> 00:00:25,257 was about as accurate as the mayan apocalypse calendar. 11 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,375 Tuesday nights -- 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,627 seven desperate, drunk-as-hell couples, 13 00:00:28,713 --> 00:00:31,096 and my homey, the day one, annika. 14 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:32,631 ♪ 15 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:34,433 my money's on brendon and brenda. 16 00:00:34,518 --> 00:00:35,684 They're going all the way. 17 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,836 Brenda and, like, the dude with the veneers? 18 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,504 The only thing more stressed than their relationship 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,506 is his mouth trying to get around those big boys. 20 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,109 [ chuckles ] it's not his teeth. It's his heart. 21 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:47,112 But his teeth are giving big bad wolf vibes. Mm. 22 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,015 I still think brenda's trying to decide between diego and matt. 23 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:51,316 Not diego. 24 00:00:51,402 --> 00:00:54,319 The guy casually pulled out a ukulele to serenade her. 25 00:00:54,405 --> 00:00:57,122 You know, in hawaiian, ukulele translates into 26 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,407 "one who's never been lei'd." 27 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,325 [ laughs ] 28 00:01:00,411 --> 00:01:02,995 noted. Never bring up my ukulele lessons. 29 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,463 He's playing the part. Mm. 30 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,364 He's always around, he makes her laugh, 31 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,834 and every once in a while, he gives her the eye. 32 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,302 The eye? 33 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,339 You know, when someone just casually stares into your eyes. 34 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,844 [ chuckles ] I watch a lot of rom-coms. 35 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,180 [ breathes sharply ] this is what you call a slow burn. 36 00:01:21,265 --> 00:01:22,214 Think about it. 37 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,732 Brenda and brendon have chemistry. 38 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,818 Eventually, he'll realize that the best woman 39 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,352 is sitting right in front of him, 40 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,071 waiting for him to make a move. 41 00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:32,024 Hold up. 42 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,693 Is annika talking about me? 43 00:01:34,779 --> 00:01:36,361 Do you want some of this? 44 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:37,863 Sure. 45 00:01:39,283 --> 00:01:40,365 What is she doing? 46 00:01:40,451 --> 00:01:42,701 It's not even that cold in here. 47 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:44,169 Should we watch the next episode? 48 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:46,371 Yeah. 49 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,208 Is annika longstreet catching feelings for me? 50 00:01:49,293 --> 00:01:50,959 [ ding! ] 51 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:54,713 ♪ watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 52 00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:56,381 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 53 00:01:56,467 --> 00:01:58,717 ♪ learn something new every day ♪ 54 00:01:58,803 --> 00:02:01,520 ♪ I don't know, so I'mma feel my way ♪ 55 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:04,022 ♪ got the weight of the world on me ♪ 56 00:02:04,108 --> 00:02:07,092 ♪ but no regrets, this is what I say ♪ 57 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:10,696 ♪ watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪ 58 00:02:10,781 --> 00:02:12,430 ♪ I'm grown ♪ ♪ you can tell me ♪ 59 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:17,703 ♪ my heart beating so loud ♪ 60 00:02:17,788 --> 00:02:21,406 ♪ mama, look, I'm grown now ♪ 61 00:02:21,492 --> 00:02:23,408 ♪ I'm grown ♪ 62 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,213 [ inhales deeply ] 63 00:02:28,299 --> 00:02:30,833 [ breathing sharply ] 64 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,417 no. I'm gonna move this one. 65 00:02:32,503 --> 00:02:33,669 This is the one I'm gonna move. 66 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,470 Y-you've been staring at the board for 15 minutes. 67 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,955 Can you make a move? 68 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:40,259 But you can't make a move without planning the next move 69 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,094 and then planning two moves after that. 70 00:02:42,179 --> 00:02:43,729 You know what I'm saying? 71 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:44,963 That's the beautiful thing about chess. 72 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:47,065 It's a metaphor for life. 73 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,133 Yep, checkmate. 74 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,234 Pardon me? 75 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,486 So sorry about that. [ door opens, closes ] 76 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,805 hey. 77 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,908 Yo! 78 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,442 Whoa, dude. 79 00:02:57,528 --> 00:02:59,811 Why are you dressed like drake's stand-in for "hotline bling"? 80 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,530 You pledging? 81 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,833 Uh, as someone who's pledged gamma before, 82 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,201 no, don't answer that. 83 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,253 I'm not gonna answer that. 84 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,504 That's a "yes." 85 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,540 what would you guys do if one of your friends -- 86 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,876 who's female -- started catching feelings for you? 87 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,427 What's -- what's the problem? 88 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,463 You know, I just don't know if I'm ready for something serious. 89 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:21,049 The breakup with olivia still feels fresh, you know? 90 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:24,136 Bro, I mean, in college, nothing's really serious. 91 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:26,638 If you have a cute coed who's coming at you, 92 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,807 you just need to sit pretty and let her come knock at your door. 93 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,059 You're terrible at giving advice. 94 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:33,111 Listen, man, take it from me. I know you. 95 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,529 I know you're a hopeless romantic. 96 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,348 So it's probably best you just take it slow, 97 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,116 get to know the girl, let her get to know you, 98 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,184 and you guys, you know -- 99 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,286 I think if you like her, make the move. 100 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,155 Isn't it time you make a move to work? 101 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,123 True, yeah. 102 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,242 Mr. One-move checkmate. Damn it! 103 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,044 As much as I love our "black table talks," 104 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:51,663 uh, I have a job to do, so -- 105 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:52,881 I want a rematch when you get back. 106 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,666 Yeah, beat him first. 107 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:56,001 Could have sworn... 108 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,170 You know, aaron is right. 109 00:03:58,305 --> 00:03:59,638 I should take things slow, 110 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:03,225 like our efforts to combat climate change. 111 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,344 [ cellphone bloops ] 112 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,564 [ cellphone chimes ] 113 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:11,984 are y'all seeing this? 114 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,386 She responded in seconds. 115 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,655 Oh, she got it bad. 116 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,106 [ speaks indistinctly ] 117 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,891 [ both laugh ] 118 00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:23,495 oh, my gosh. Brendon is being so crazy. 119 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,363 I mean, come on. 120 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:26,331 It's definitely going down. 121 00:04:27,584 --> 00:04:28,533 Oh. Oh. 122 00:04:28,619 --> 00:04:30,202 You go first. Are you sure? 123 00:04:30,287 --> 00:04:31,870 Well, may-- can I just take -- because -- 124 00:04:31,956 --> 00:04:33,905 oh, no, you -- you go. Are you sure? 125 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,540 You go first. No. 126 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:36,675 There you are. Annika. 127 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,261 [ sighs ] hey, ladies. 128 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,745 Hey, pledge. 129 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,714 Yo, lauryn is missing. 130 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,349 Are you talking about your weird roommate 131 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,018 you guys are convinced is a russian mole? 132 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,770 [ clicks tongue ] yeah, we think that bitch is dead. 133 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,023 Okay. Maybe she just went home for a few days 134 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,392 and didn't tell the people that she barely knows? 135 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:56,144 Mm, no. We are definitely in the middle of an amber alert, 136 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,595 but for a white girl named lauryn. 137 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,649 Y'all remember that dead girl, brooke jones? 138 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:01,900 The ex did it. 139 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:04,369 But then you know who they investigated first? 140 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:05,988 The roommates. The roommates. 141 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,490 Slick's been listening to that true-crime podcast "murked." 142 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:09,941 and I'm too damn pretty for jail. 143 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,109 Junior: Come on, guys. 144 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,544 Just 'cause you haven't seen her for a few days 145 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,996 doesn't mean something weird's going on. 146 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,747 Well, I don't know. 147 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,883 Lauryn is into some shady shit. 148 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:19,718 You know she keeps a padlock on her closet? 149 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,253 I mean, there could be guns in there. 150 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,422 So, is she allowed to have ak-47s, 151 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,724 but I can't have my hairless cat, pharaoh? 152 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:27,009 And it's not just that. 153 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:28,510 She keeps hella weird hours. 154 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,728 And all those heels she brought. 155 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,063 Like, where is she even going? 156 00:05:31,148 --> 00:05:34,066 Okay, guys, there has to be a rational explanation 157 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:35,434 for all of this. 158 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:39,154 So let's go see the ra, ask her if she's seen lauryn, 159 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:41,189 prove that you're all worried about nothing, 160 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,108 then come back here and watch "blind, drunk love." 161 00:05:43,193 --> 00:05:45,944 uh, not you guys, just me and annika. 162 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,481 Come on, gang. 163 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:58,924 ♪ 164 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:00,542 what is this negro doing? 165 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,928 Is he playing hooky? 166 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,129 ♪ la da dee da dee ♪ 167 00:06:04,214 --> 00:06:05,180 ♪ I'm a walking party ♪ 168 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,465 ♪ I'm just getting started ♪ 169 00:06:06,550 --> 00:06:07,933 ♪ sorry I'm not sorry ♪ 170 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,552 ♪ every day's a dance floor, you know where to find me ♪ 171 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,604 ♪ front and center, never hard to find me ♪ hm. 172 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:13,855 ♪ you ain't get the memo, baby ♪ 173 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,174 ♪ this whole world is mine, mine ♪ 174 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,360 ♪ this whole world is mine, mine ♪ 175 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,479 ♪ this whole world is mine, mine ♪ 176 00:06:20,564 --> 00:06:22,864 ♪ oh, hey it's you again, don't know what you're doing here ♪ 177 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,149 ♪ this my world ♪ 178 00:06:24,234 --> 00:06:25,350 ♪ and I think that you're new to this ♪ 179 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,569 ♪ this whole world is mine, mine ♪ 180 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,322 ♪ baby, this whole world is mine, mine ♪ 181 00:06:30,407 --> 00:06:31,540 ♪ 182 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,741 ♪ mine ♪ 183 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,126 [ cellphone rings ] ♪ mine ♪ 184 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,911 man: Hello. Reception. How may I direct your call? 185 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,996 Hi. Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of doug edwards. 186 00:06:38,082 --> 00:06:39,381 We're supposed to grab lunch. 187 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,250 I'm sorry. Doug edwards was let go three weeks ago. 188 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,868 Let go three weeks ago? Yes. 189 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:44,836 Is there anything else you need today? 190 00:06:44,922 --> 00:06:45,703 Okay. No, that's all. 191 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,922 Thank you for your time. 192 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,807 [ line clicks ] [ cellphone beeps ] 193 00:06:48,892 --> 00:06:54,712 ♪ 194 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,348 checkmate. 195 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,899 ♪ 196 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,652 tiffany, I don't even know why this is a conversation. 197 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,820 You live with other people now. 198 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,822 Please stop pooping with the door open. 199 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,774 We agreed to an open-door policy. 200 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,994 Yeah, for your room, not the toilet. 201 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,996 Annika: Hey, kiela, we have a problem. 202 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,330 Weird lauryn's missing. 203 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,898 You know this same thing happened last year? 204 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,951 Sophomore went missing, and they found him on a drug binge 205 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,235 at some off-brand coachella? 206 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,337 See? This kind of stuff happens all the time. 207 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:20,839 Guys, let's just go back to -- 208 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,174 she's on friend tracker, right? 209 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,408 We should track her down. 210 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,127 You know, anything to get me out of ra duties. 211 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,244 Let me just grab my jacket. 212 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,346 Kiela, reggie is missing. 213 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:32,250 I told you, you can only keep him if he stays in his cage. 214 00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:34,553 Oh, it's, um -- it's her emotional-support iguana. 215 00:07:34,638 --> 00:07:36,638 Just, you know, go without me. 216 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,056 Of course. 217 00:07:38,142 --> 00:07:39,191 Prisoners get free housing 218 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,393 and still have more free time than I do. 219 00:07:41,478 --> 00:07:43,428 Alright, ladies, we got to go find lauryn. 220 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,697 Word. Let's go. 221 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:46,931 [ sighs lightly ] 222 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,900 hey, junior, are you coming? 223 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,486 What? Yeah, I need you. 224 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,537 No big deal. 225 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,239 Annika needs me. 226 00:07:54,324 --> 00:07:55,907 You're the only one with a car. 227 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,045 You know what? 228 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,880 She still needs me. [ ding! ] 229 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,952 ♪ jet plane, jet set, fly every night like fedex ♪ 230 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,753 thanks to the invasive-yet-useful 231 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,423 friend tracker app, we were able to locate lauryn, 232 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,759 who was in the shadiest part of downtown. 233 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,679 We also discovered that zeke was at sephora for two hours, 234 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,764 but that's a mystery for another day. 235 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,799 ♪ fly every night like fedex ♪ 236 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:22,767 ♪ okay, okay ♪ 237 00:08:22,853 --> 00:08:25,270 so, we are right next to skid row. 238 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,137 Cool, cool, cool, yeah. 239 00:08:26,223 --> 00:08:27,806 I mean, it's not so bad. 240 00:08:27,891 --> 00:08:30,308 You know, today's skid row is tomorrow's beverly hills. 241 00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:32,444 But what would lauryn be doing here? 242 00:08:32,529 --> 00:08:35,113 I mean, we are in the drug capital of la. 243 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:39,451 Clearly, she's hustling yayo, aka white rush, aka snowfall. 244 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:41,152 No. That's not it. 245 00:08:41,238 --> 00:08:43,288 We're right across the street from the pink pussycat. 246 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:44,623 With all those heels lauryn had... 247 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,991 ♪ bend it over, touch your toes ♪ 248 00:08:46,076 --> 00:08:48,460 ...She's definitely popping some ass for cash. 249 00:08:48,545 --> 00:08:49,995 No. 250 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:55,917 Weird hours, super-shady, and she got padlocks on everything. 251 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,335 Zoot-suit gangster. 252 00:08:57,421 --> 00:08:58,670 Okay. 253 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:02,841 Or someone stole her phone, and it's in that building. 254 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:03,808 Nah, bro. 255 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,810 She really dead. 256 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,078 Kiela: Reggie?! 257 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,347 Reggie?! 258 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:12,684 Lost your glasses, velma? 259 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,653 Yeah, um, I'm not in the mood for jokes right now. 260 00:09:14,738 --> 00:09:16,021 I have to find a lost iguana, 261 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,857 and it's just me against a billion years of evolution. 262 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:20,191 Oh, well, you want some help? 263 00:09:20,277 --> 00:09:21,693 I actually had a pet iguana growing up 264 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,161 who got lost all the time. 265 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,163 Okay, wait. Don't play with my emotions right now. 266 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,414 I'm britney-level fragile. 267 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,999 I wouldn't lie to you, kiela. 268 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,034 Not because I'm a good person. 269 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,036 I'm just scared of you. 270 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,337 Good. 271 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,873 Actually, I think I might know where he is. 272 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:42,264 Did you know that iguanas can run up to 47 miles an hour? 273 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,015 Really? That's not true. 274 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,600 Oh. 275 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,720 [ knock on door, door opens ] 276 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:51,589 yo! What's good, man? 277 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,857 Why is it so dark in here? 278 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,061 How was work? 279 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,113 Did you make any boss moves today? 280 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,764 All day, every day. Mm. 281 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,399 Mind if I turn the light on? Oh, no problem. 282 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:04,102 That's what you do at work, right? [ door closes ] 283 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,870 [ chuckling ] I guess. 284 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,706 Got something you wanna tell me? 285 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,274 I don't know. Is there anything you want to tell me? 286 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,409 I'm solid. 287 00:10:11,495 --> 00:10:13,778 Mm, solid, okay. I got a question for you. 288 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,413 Are we, uh -- are we friends 289 00:10:15,499 --> 00:10:16,464 or are we just -- I don't know -- 290 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,885 some college fling that didn't last? 291 00:10:20,971 --> 00:10:22,420 Bro, what are you -- what are you on about? 292 00:10:22,506 --> 00:10:24,122 You lied to me. 293 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,590 I know you got fired. 294 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,843 Who told you that? That's not the point. 295 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,346 The point is, we're supposed to be bros, bro. 296 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,515 Right? 297 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,766 Why didn't you tell me? 298 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,769 Bro, I'm -- I'm a man, and I can handle myself. 299 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,271 Sounds like you're scared and afraid to ask for help. 300 00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:42,440 I said I'm straight. 301 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:44,159 I don't need this. 302 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,030 [ door closes ] 303 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,582 I think the light was too much. 304 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,951 ♪♪ 305 00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:56,454 so, how long are we supposed to just wait here? 306 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,156 I mean, we can't just walk around skid row 307 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,508 asking people if they've seen a white girl named lauryn. 308 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,160 Well, someone should get out and do something. 309 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,162 Not it. I mean, look at me. 310 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,132 Gucci athletic wear isn't actually made for athletics. Junior: Mm. 311 00:11:07,217 --> 00:11:09,467 Zaara: Uh, this kind of seems like a slick situation. 312 00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:11,636 Oh, hell naw. Why me? 313 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,638 It's a sketchy-ass neighborhood. Anything could pop off. 314 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,006 It kind of feels like your vibe. 315 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,275 Mm. Oh, so danger's my vibe? 316 00:11:17,361 --> 00:11:19,194 Bitch, my parents named me sharon. 317 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,812 I'm from delaware. 318 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:21,679 Wait. 319 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,282 Your government name is sharon? 320 00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:27,018 All I'm saying is, you seem like you can handle yourself, okay? 321 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,904 Oh, you big and bad, but you're scared of poor people? 322 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,073 Oh, you did not just say that shit 323 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,375 to a first-generation american. Okay. 324 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,692 My entire family -- 325 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,161 hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. 326 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,695 What? Isn't that lauryn? 327 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,298 That's her, but who is she talking to? 328 00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,000 We have to go do something. Ohh. 329 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,668 -Not me. -Well, sharon ain't going. 330 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,503 Well, someone's got to go get her. 331 00:11:48,091 --> 00:11:48,973 Junior. 332 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,678 ♪♪ 333 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,896 okay. 334 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:59,100 Oh, so now y'all want me to play my gender role. 335 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,603 Wow. 336 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,655 Fine. 337 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:08,059 ♪♪ 338 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,279 at least if I die, I'll be doing what I love -- 339 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,064 trying to impress a girl. 340 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,499 [ ding! ] 341 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,539 ♪ 342 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,208 he looks scared. 343 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,047 Okay, so, I'm probably headed towards my death right now 344 00:12:29,132 --> 00:12:33,417 or a murder warehouse or a scientology center. 345 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,053 [ whispering ] or worse. 346 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,427 I mean, it could just be an elaborate escape room. 347 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,897 Or an opium den. 348 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,449 Or... [ door creaks ] 349 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,403 ...A recording studio? 350 00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:54,405 ♪ 351 00:12:54,491 --> 00:12:56,107 can I help you? 352 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,792 Lauryn! [ breathes sharply ] 353 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,160 you're that guy from my dorm floor 354 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,246 who cooks salmon in the microwave. 355 00:13:01,331 --> 00:13:02,213 Yeah. 356 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,082 What are you doing here? 357 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:07,001 Well, I mean, I-I thought I was here to rescue you, but -- 358 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,119 oh, my god. 359 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,954 Is that a platinum record? 360 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,340 Did outkast record "aquemini" in here? 361 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,508 What?! No. 362 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,626 Just the backup "yeah, yeahs" and "uh-huhs," 363 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,462 but, still, history was made. Ah. 364 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,131 So, wait. Why did I need to be saved? 365 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,650 Well, we saw you fighting with that guy outside. 366 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,468 My producer. 367 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,272 But we didn't know that at the time. 368 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,990 My nosy-ass roommates sent you, didn't they? 369 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,308 Yeah, yeah. You know what? 370 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,475 This is all because of them. 371 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,311 Those girls are crazy. Mm-hmm! 372 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,979 Did you know I had to put a padlock on my stuff 373 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,364 just to keep them out of it? 374 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,867 Well, maybe they're just trying to get to know you. 375 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,484 You are gone a lot, so -- 376 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:45,323 that's because I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit. 377 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,458 Yeah, you see, that -- that's what I assumed. 378 00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:48,593 But, you know, your roommates -- 379 00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,795 they had all these crazy ideas. 380 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,830 I bet. 381 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,465 Assumptions. 382 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,636 You know, I know a little bit about that, too. 383 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,138 I want to be the next katy perry. 384 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,339 Really? No. 385 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,342 But I am really good. 386 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,010 You wouldn't be able to tell 387 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,196 with this demo I'm working on, though. 388 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,647 I'm not really feeling it. 389 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,284 Do you think a nosy-ass audience would help? 390 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,821 I told you, I can't run in these shoes. 391 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:20,491 Literally no one told you to wear platforms to a stakeout! 392 00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,360 I'm sorry. [ screams ] guys! 393 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,029 [ panting ] it's a bloodbath in there! 394 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,365 Oh, my god! Nah. Just relax. Just relax. 395 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,035 I-I literally -- I can't do this. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. She's fine. 396 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,703 Come with me. -Oh, he play too much. 397 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,173 I -- this is why. 398 00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:36,641 Nah. 399 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:42,680 ♪ 400 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,148 mystery solved. 401 00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:47,352 Turns out lauryn daniels was just your average freshman -- 402 00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,687 with above-average talent. 403 00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:50,939 So that bitch isn't dead. 404 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,891 I'm gonna let slick know everything's okay. 405 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,893 Sharon was too afraid to get out of the car. 406 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,528 [ chuckles ] 407 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,230 classic sharon. 408 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,333 ♪ 409 00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:04,919 let's go, lauryn. Let's go, lauryn. [ chuckles ] 410 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,208 70%. 411 00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:13,344 Didn't read the material, obviously. 412 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,380 Can I talk to you for a minute? 413 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,215 Uh, yeah, sure. 414 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,219 You were right. 415 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,105 I should have told you what was going on from the jump. 416 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,925 Why didn't you? 417 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,978 Honestly? 418 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,529 Straight up, I was embarrassed. 419 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,314 You know, your success reminds me 420 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,734 that I'm not where I want to be right now. 421 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,237 And it's killing me. 422 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,104 I'm sorry, dude. 423 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,074 I-I didn't realize. 424 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,125 Ah, you don't even know. 425 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,160 I'm getting evicted from my place. 426 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,161 I've been showering at the gym 427 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,779 'cause they cut the water off. 428 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,449 The only job I can get is as a barback right now. 429 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,835 And I'm not doing that. 430 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,421 I mean, I've had to sell all my things, even my ps5. 431 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:57,722 Ooh! Not the ps5. 432 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,807 Yeah, the ps5. 433 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,926 It's like everything I learned growing up 434 00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:05,063 taught me to do things by myself. 435 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,316 But it's like I can't do it alone anymore. 436 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,968 I need help. 437 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,105 I'm two days away from living out of my car, bro. 438 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,524 [ breathes sharply ] 439 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,142 well, you don't got to worry about that. 440 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,310 [ clears throat ] 441 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,445 you're my best friend. 442 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,997 I'm not gonna let you sleep in your car, man. 443 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,482 Come on. 444 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,817 You can stay here. 445 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,652 Thank you, bro. Yeah. 446 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,088 Thank you. 447 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,790 But you, uh -- you got to swallow your pride. 448 00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,792 You got to take the barback job. 449 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,427 I'm not doing that, man. 450 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,180 You want to move in here, you got to have a job, man. 451 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,166 Come on. Got to make it work somehow. 452 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,102 [ sniffles ] 453 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,803 got to start somewhere. 454 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,558 I'll hit ray tomorrow. 455 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,642 Bet. 456 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,563 I love you, dawg. I love you, too, man. 457 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,948 I got you always. 458 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,982 Love you, man. Appreciate you. 459 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,784 Yeah. 460 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,706 [ sighs ] I am exhausted. [ chuckles ] 461 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,959 thanks for helping me today. 462 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,161 I never would've guessed to look by a water fountain. 463 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,029 Yeah, well, I know bugs love standing water, 464 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,382 and iguanas love bugs, so -- 465 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,033 and they're actually really fast swimmers, too, 466 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,835 which makes them su-- 467 00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:20,972 I'll spare you the iguana facts. 468 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,390 [ both chuckle ] 469 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,209 you know, honestly, I am so sick of being an ra. 470 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,212 I'm constantly interrupted, everything's an emergency, 471 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,816 and literally no one cares that I have other things to do. 472 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,384 I care. 473 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:38,689 ♪ 474 00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:41,609 well, that is nice of you. 475 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,362 But I'm still stuck in the dorms on a Friday night. 476 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,581 Well, rumor has it 477 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,284 the ras get to keep all the contraband they confiscate. 478 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,003 Any truth to that? 479 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,904 ♪♪ 480 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,456 ♪ cocaine kisses ♪ 481 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,874 we got drinks. 482 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,760 We got mood lighting. 483 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,181 And I can make my world-famous fajitas on this hot plate. 484 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,183 Sounds like an excellent Friday night to me. 485 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,302 Yeah, well, I'll be the judge of those fajitas. 486 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,520 [ can opens ] 487 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,638 you coming? 488 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,141 ♪ time keeps pushin' ♪ 489 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,860 yes. I am coming. 490 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,228 [ elevator bell dings ] 491 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,480 okay, the last thing that we assumed was that 492 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,033 lauryn was a singer, but it happens. 493 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,785 You know, people make assumptions. 494 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,938 So maybe I should stop assuming that annika might like me 495 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,907 and find out what's real. 496 00:18:29,993 --> 00:18:31,775 Hey, junior. Oh. 497 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,827 You want to finish watching 498 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,412 that episode of "blind, drunk love"? 499 00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:35,446 Yeah. 500 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,917 Uh, annika, so, what are we doing here? 501 00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:42,720 You know, I feel like we definitely have a connection, 502 00:18:42,806 --> 00:18:45,556 and there's something going on between the two of us, 503 00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:47,758 but just want to know what we're doing -- 504 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,477 you know, what's up? 505 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,179 What's up with you and me? 506 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,396 Yeah. 507 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,817 Junior, of course I like you. 508 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,402 I knew it! 509 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:00,238 But I'm seeing someone. 510 00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:03,407 You are? Okay. 511 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,860 Yeah, um, no, I had -- I had already assumed that. 512 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,579 You know, I just wanted to take a shot. 513 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:11,415 Yeah, but you're cool, right? 514 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,783 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 515 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,952 Um, still want to watch the show or -- 516 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,754 sure. Go chill over there. 517 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,122 I'll go grab the laptop. 518 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,625 Cool. 519 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:21,626 Okay. 520 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:25,596 So annika just wants to be friends. 521 00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:27,348 It's not the end of the world. 522 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,134 Maybe that's what I need right now -- a friend. 523 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,138 [ grunts ] 524 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,511 so, um, annika, there's something 525 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:44,982 that I have to tell you that I've never told anybody. 526 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,118 Okay. 527 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,819 I'm pledging. 528 00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:50,788 Junior, you're wearing a puffer parka 529 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,290 in southern california. 530 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,625 Everybody knows. 531 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,878 But your secret's safe with me. 532 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,247 [ breathes sharply ] 533 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,998 oh. 534 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,300 Was it really that obvious, though? 535 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,034 It was the most obvious thing. 536 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:07,054 Come on. I thought I was rocking it. 537 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,239 It's fine. 538 00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:16,831 So, I hear you're quite the chess player. 539 00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,751 Let's see what you got, old man. 540 00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:21,869 Shall we? 541 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,305 [ cracks knuckles, grunts ] 542 00:20:24,373 --> 00:20:26,173 simple. Easy. 543 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,093 Why'd you do that? 544 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,728 Mm. 545 00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,733 Mm. 546 00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,822 Checkmate. 547 00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,858 [bleep] this game. Mm. 548 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,528 Yeah. 549 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,313 [ ding! ]