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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ People know the greatest
when they see it ♪

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♪ I'm the GOAT ♪

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♪ Stingin' like a bee ♪

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After two full years
of being in the real world,

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I thought I came into college

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with a pretty good understanding
of how people worked.

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But after two full episodes
of "Blind, Drunk Love,"

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I realized that
my understanding of people

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was about as accurate as
the Mayan apocalypse calendar.

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Tuesday nights --

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seven desperate,
drunk-as-hell couples,

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and my homey,
the day one, Annika.

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♪♪

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My money's on Brendon
and Brenda.

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They're going all the way.

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Brenda and, like,
the dude with the veneers?

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The only thing more stressed
than their relationship

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is his mouth trying to
get around those big boys.

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[ Chuckles ] It's not his teeth.
It's his heart.

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But his teeth are giving
Big Bad Wolf vibes.
Mm.

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I still think Brenda's trying to
decide between Diego and Matt.

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Not Diego.

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The guy casually pulled out
a ukulele to serenade her.

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You know, in Hawaiian,
ukulele translates into

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"one who's
never been lei'd."

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[ Laughs ]

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Noted. Never bring up
my ukulele lessons.

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He's playing the part.
Mm.

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He's always around,
he makes her laugh,

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and every once in a while,
he gives her the eye.

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The eye?

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You know, when someone just
casually stares into your eyes.

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[ Chuckles ]
I watch a lot of rom-coms.

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[ Breathes sharply ]
This is what you call
a slow burn.

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Think about it.

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Brenda and Brendon
have chemistry.

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Eventually, he'll realize
that the best woman

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is sitting right
in front of him,

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waiting for him
to make a move.

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Hold up.

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Is Annika talking about me?

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Do you want
some of this?

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Sure.

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What is she doing?

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It's not even that cold
in here.

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Should we watch
the next episode?

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Yeah.

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Is Annika Longstreet
catching feelings for me?

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[ Ding! ]

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪

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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪

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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪

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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪

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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪

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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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[ Inhales deeply ]

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[ Breathing sharply ]

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No.
I'm gonna move this one.

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This is the one
I'm gonna move.

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Y-You've been staring
at the board for 15 minutes.

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Can you make a move?

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But you can't make a move
without planning the next move

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and then planning
two moves after that.

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You know what I'm saying?

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That's the beautiful thing
about chess.

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It's a metaphor
for life.

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Yep, checkmate.

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Pardon me?

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So sorry about that.
[ Door opens, closes ]

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Hey.

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Yo!

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Whoa, dude.

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Why are you dressed like Drake's
stand-in for "Hotline Bling"?

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You pledging?

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Uh, as someone who's pledged
Gamma before,

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no, don't answer that.

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I'm not gonna answer that.

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That's a "yes."

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What would you guys do
if one of your friends --

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who's female -- started
catching feelings for you?

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What's --
What's the problem?

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You know, I just don't know if
I'm ready for something serious.

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The breakup with Olivia
still feels fresh, you know?

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Bro, I mean, in college,
nothing's really serious.

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If you have a cute coed
who's coming at you,

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you just need to sit
pretty and let her come
knock at your door.

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You're terrible
at giving advice.

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Listen, man, take it from me.
I know you.

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I know you're
a hopeless romantic.

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So it's probably best
you just take it slow,

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get to know the girl,
let her get to know you,

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and you guys, you know --

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I think if you like her,
make the move.

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Isn't it time you make
a move to work?

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True, yeah.

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Mr. One-Move Checkmate.
Damn it!

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As much as I love
our "Black Table Talks,"

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uh, I have a job
to do, so --

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I want a rematch
when you get back.

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Yeah, beat him first.

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Could have sworn...

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You know,
Aaron is right.

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I should take things slow,

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like our efforts
to combat climate change.

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[ Cellphone bloops ]

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Are y'all seeing this?

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She responded in seconds.

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Oh, she got it bad.

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[ Speaks indistinctly ]

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[ Both laugh ]

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Oh, my gosh.
Brendon is being so crazy.

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I mean, come on.

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It's definitely going down.

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Oh.
Oh.

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You go first.
Are you sure?

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Well, may--
Can I just take --
Because --

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Oh, no, you -- you go.
Are you sure?

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You go first.
No.

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There you are.
Annika.

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[ Sighs ]
Hey, ladies.

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Hey, pledge.

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Yo, Lauryn is missing.

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Are you talking about
your weird roommate

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you guys are convinced
is a Russian mole?

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[ Clicks tongue ] Yeah, we think
that bitch is dead.

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Okay. Maybe she just went home
for a few days

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and didn't tell the people
that she barely knows?

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Mm, no. We are definitely
in the middle of an Amber Alert,

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but for a white girl
named Lauryn.

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Y'all remember that dead girl,
Brooke Jones?

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The ex did it.

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But then you know
who they investigated first?

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The roommates.
The roommates.

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Slick's been listening to that
true-crime podcast "Murked."

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And I'm too damn
pretty for jail.

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Junior: Come on, guys.

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Just 'cause you haven't seen her
for a few days

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doesn't mean
something weird's going on.

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Well, I don't know.

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Lauryn is into
some shady shit.

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You know she keeps a padlock
on her closet?

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I mean, there could be guns
in there.

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So, is she allowed to have
AK-47s,

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but I can't have
my hairless cat, Pharaoh?

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And it's not just that.

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She keeps
hella weird hours.

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And all those heels
she brought.

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Like,
where is she even going?

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Okay, guys, there has to be
a rational explanation

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for all of this.

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So let's go see the RA,
ask her if she's seen Lauryn,

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prove that you're all worried
about nothing,

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then come back here and watch
"Blind, Drunk Love."

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Uh, not you guys,
just me and Annika.

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Come on, gang.

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♪♪

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What is this Negro doing?

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Is he playing hooky?

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♪ La da dee da dee ♪

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♪ I'm a walking party ♪

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♪ I'm just getting started ♪

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♪ Sorry I'm not sorry ♪

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♪ Every day's a dance floor,
you know where to find me ♪

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♪ Front and center,
never hard to find me ♪
Hm.

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♪ You ain't get the memo,
baby ♪

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♪ This whole world is
mine, mine ♪

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♪ This whole world is
mine, mine ♪

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♪ This whole world is
mine, mine ♪

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♪ Oh, hey it's you again, don't
know what you're doing here ♪

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♪ This my world ♪

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♪ And I think that
you're new to this ♪

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♪ This whole world is
mine, mine ♪

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♪ Baby, this whole world
is mine, mine ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Mine ♪

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[ Cellphone rings ]
♪ Mine ♪

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Man: Hello. Reception.
How may I direct your call?

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Hi. Yes, I'm trying to get
ahold of Doug Edwards.

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We're supposed to
grab lunch.

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I'm sorry. Doug Edwards
was let go three weeks ago.

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Let go three weeks ago?
Yes.

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Is there anything else
you need today?

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Okay.
No, that's all.

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Thank you for your time.

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[ Line clicks ]
[ Cellphone beeps ]

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♪♪

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Checkmate.

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♪♪

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Tiffany, I don't even know
why this is a conversation.

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You live
with other people now.

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Please stop pooping
with the door open.

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We agreed to an open-door
policy.

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Yeah, for your room,
not the toilet.

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Annika: Hey, Kiela,
we have a problem.

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Weird Lauryn's missing.

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You know this same thing
happened last year?

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Sophomore went missing, and they
found him on a drug binge

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at some
off-brand Coachella?

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See? This kind of stuff
happens all the time.

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Guys, let's just
go back to --

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She's on Friend Tracker,
right?

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We should track her down.

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You know, anything to get me
out of RA duties.

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Let me just grab
my jacket.

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Kiela,
Reggie is missing.

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I told you, you can only keep
him if he stays in his cage.

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Oh, it's, um -- it's her
emotional-support iguana.

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Just, you know,
go without me.

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Of course.

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Prisoners get free housing

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and still have more free time
than I do.

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Alright, ladies,
we got to go find Lauryn.

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Word.
Let's go.

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[ Sighs lightly ]

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Hey, Junior,
are you coming?

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What?
Yeah, I need you.

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No big deal.

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Annika needs me.

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You're the only one
with a car.

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You know what?

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She still needs me.
[ Ding! ]

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♪ Jet plane, jet set,
fly every night like FedEx ♪

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Thanks to the
invasive-yet-useful

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Friend Tracker app,
we were able to locate Lauryn,

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who was in the shadiest part
of downtown.

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We also discovered that Zeke
was at Sephora for two hours,

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but that's a mystery
for another day.

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♪ Fly every night like FedEx ♪

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♪ Okay, okay ♪

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So, we are right
next to Skid Row.

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Cool, cool, cool, yeah.

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I mean,
it's not so bad.

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You know, today's Skid Row
is tomorrow's Beverly Hills.

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But what would Lauryn
be doing here?

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I mean, we are in
the drug capital of LA.

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Clearly, she's hustling yayo,
AKA white rush, AKA snowfall.

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No.
That's not it.

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We're right across the street
from the Pink Pussycat.

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With all those heels
Lauryn had...

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♪ Bend it over,
touch your toes ♪

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...she's definitely
popping some ass for cash.

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No.

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Weird hours, super-shady, and
she got padlocks on everything.

251
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,203
Zoot-suit gangster.

252
00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,788
Okay.

253
00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,751
Or someone stole her phone,
and it's in that building.

254
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:03,626
Nah, bro.

255
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,628
She really dead.

256
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,713
Kiela: Reggie?!

257
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,299
Reggie?!

258
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,719
Lost your glasses,
Velma?

259
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,596
Yeah, um, I'm not in the mood
for jokes right now.

260
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,097
I have to find
a lost iguana,

261
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,808
and it's just me against
a billion years of evolution.

262
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,101
Oh, well,
you want some help?

263
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,644
I actually had a pet iguana
growing up

264
00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,146
who got lost
all the time.

265
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,065
Okay, wait. Don't play
with my emotions right now.

266
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,399
I'm Britney-level fragile.

267
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,942
I wouldn't lie to you,
Kiela.

268
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:28,943
Not because
I'm a good person.

269
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,945
I'm just scared
of you.

270
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,322
Good.

271
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,532
Actually, I think
I might know where he is.

272
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:42,248
Did you know that iguanas
can run up to 47 miles an hour?

273
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,833
Really?
That's not true.

274
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,251
Oh.

275
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,671
[ Knock on door, door opens ]

276
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,466
Yo!
What's good, man?

277
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,467
Why is it so dark
in here?

278
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,054
How was work?

279
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,056
Did you make
any boss moves today?

280
00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,724
All day, every day.
Mm.

281
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,476
Mind if I turn
the light on?
Oh, no problem.

282
00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,978
That's what you do
at work, right?
[ Door closes ]

283
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,814
[ Chuckling ] I guess.

284
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,774
Got something
you wanna tell me?

285
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,110
I don't know. Is there anything
you want to tell me?

286
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,444
I'm solid.

287
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,738
Mm, solid, okay.
I got a question for you.

288
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,365
Are we, uh --
Are we friends

289
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,449
or are we just --
I don't know --

290
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,870
some college fling
that didn't last?

291
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,247
Bro, what are you --
what are you on about?

292
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,998
You lied to me.

293
00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,250
I know you got fired.

294
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,753
Who told you that?
That's not the point.

295
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,089
The point is, we're supposed
to be bros, bro.

296
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,341
Right?

297
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,759
Why didn't you tell me?

298
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,804
Bro, I'm -- I'm a man,
and I can handle myself.

299
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,056
Sounds like you're scared
and afraid to ask for help.

300
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,308
I said I'm straight.

301
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,768
I don't need this.

302
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,940
[ Door closes ]

303
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,358
I think the light
was too much.

304
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,902
♪♪

305
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,447
So, how long are we supposed
to just wait here?

306
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,199
I mean, we can't just
walk around Skid Row

307
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,535
asking people if they've seen
a white girl named Lauryn.

308
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,078
Well, someone should get out
and do something.

309
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,205
Not it.
I mean, look at me.

310
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,125
Gucci athletic wear isn't
actually made for athletics.
Junior: Mm.

311
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,335
Zaara: Uh, this kind of seems
like a Slick situation.

312
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,671
Oh, hell naw.
Why me?

313
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,590
It's a sketchy-ass neighborhood.
Anything could pop off.

314
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,841
It kind of feels like
your vibe.

315
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,177
Mm.
Oh, so danger's my vibe?

316
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,053
Bitch, my parents
named me Sharon.

317
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,555
I'm from Delaware.

318
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:21,556
Wait.

319
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,309
Your government name
is Sharon?

320
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,978
All I'm saying is, you seem like
you can handle yourself, okay?

321
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,814
Oh, you big and bad, but you're
scared of poor people?

322
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,025
Oh, you did not just say
that shit

323
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,276
to a first-generation
American.
Okay.

324
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,694
My entire family --

325
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,112
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up.

326
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,655
What?
Isn't that Lauryn?

327
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,241
That's her, but who
is she talking to?

328
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,993
We have to go
do something.
Ohh.

329
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,661
-Not me.
-Well, Sharon ain't going.

330
00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,121
Well, someone's got
to go get her.

331
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,750
Junior.

332
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,504
♪♪

333
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,881
Okay.

334
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,843
Oh, so now y'all want me
to play my gender role.

335
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,346
Wow.

336
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,389
Fine.

337
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,977
♪♪

338
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,147
At least if I die,
I'll be doing what I love --

339
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,857
trying to impress a girl.

340
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,108
[ Ding! ]

341
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,366
♪♪

342
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,825
He looks scared.

343
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,998
Okay, so, I'm probably headed
towards my death right now

344
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:33,253
or a murder warehouse
or a Scientology center.

345
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,671
[ Whispering ] Or worse.

346
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:43,221
I mean, it could just be
an elaborate escape room.

347
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,723
Or an opium den.

348
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,058
Or...
[ Door creaks ]

349
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,230
...a recording studio?

350
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,232
♪♪

351
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,025
Can I help you?

352
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,777
Lauryn!
[ Breathes sharply ]

353
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,070
You're that guy from
my dorm floor

354
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,030
who cooks salmon
in the microwave.

355
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,115
Yeah.

356
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,075
What are you doing here?

357
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,828
Well, I mean, I-I thought
I was here to rescue you, but --

358
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,996
Oh, my God.

359
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,914
Is that
a platinum record?

360
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,166
Did Outkast record "Aquemini"
in here?

361
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,418
What?!
No.

362
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,545
Just the backup "yeah, yeahs"
and "uh-huhs,"

363
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,381
but, still,
history was made.
Ah.

364
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,091
So, wait.
Why did I need to be saved?

365
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,468
Well, we saw you fighting
with that guy outside.

366
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,345
My producer.

367
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,265
But we didn't know that
at the time.

368
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,891
My nosy-ass roommates sent you,
didn't they?

369
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,143
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?

370
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,311
This is all
because of them.

371
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,271
Those girls are crazy.
Mm-hmm!

372
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,897
Did you know I had to put
a padlock on my stuff

373
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,357
just to keep them
out of it?

374
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,776
Well, maybe they're just
trying to get to know you.

375
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,528
You are gone a lot,
so --

376
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:45,324
That's because I'm an artist
and I'm sensitive about my shit.

377
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,368
Yeah, you see, that --
that's what I assumed.

378
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,536
But, you know,
your roommates --

379
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,663
they had
all these crazy ideas.

380
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,665
I bet.

381
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,125
Assumptions.

382
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,546
You know, I know a little bit
about that, too.

383
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,006
I want to be the next
Katy Perry.

384
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,132
Really?
No.

385
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,177
But I am really good.

386
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,887
You wouldn't be able
to tell

387
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,097
with this demo
I'm working on, though.

388
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,223
I'm not really
feeling it.

389
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,852
Do you think a nosy-ass
audience would help?

390
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,814
I told you, I can't run
in these shoes.

391
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,401
Literally no one told you
to wear platforms to a stakeout!

392
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,320
I'm sorry.
[ Screams ]
Guys!

393
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,989
[ Panting ]
It's a bloodbath in there!

394
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,492
Oh, my God!
Nah. Just relax.
Just relax.

395
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,995
I-I literally --
I can't do this.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
She's fine.

396
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,538
Come with me.
-Oh, he play too much.

397
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,999
I -- This is why.

398
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,417
Nah.

399
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:42,548
♪♪

400
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,175
Mystery solved.

401
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:47,178
Turns out Lauryn Daniels was
just your average freshman --

402
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,514
with above-average talent.

403
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,848
So that bitch
isn't dead.

404
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,810
I'm gonna let Slick know
everything's okay.

405
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,645
Sharon was too afraid
to get out of the car.

406
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,438
[ Chuckles ]

407
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,065
Classic Sharon.

408
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,360
♪♪

409
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,570
Let's go, Lauryn.
Let's go, Lauryn.
[ Chuckles ]

410
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,118
70%.

411
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,287
Didn't read the material,
obviously.

412
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,248
Can I talk to you
for a minute?

413
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,833
Uh, yeah, sure.

414
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,254
You were right.

415
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,714
I should have told you
what was going on from the jump.

416
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,718
Why didn't you?

417
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,846
Honestly?

418
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,389
Straight up,
I was embarrassed.

419
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,224
You know,
your success reminds me

420
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,519
that I'm not
where I want to be right now.

421
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,063
And it's killing me.

422
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,981
I'm sorry, dude.

423
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,025
I-I didn't realize.

424
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,110
Ah,
you don't even know.

425
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,070
I'm getting evicted
from my place.

426
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,029
I've been showering
at the gym

427
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,739
'cause they cut
the water off.

428
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,284
The only job I can get
is as a barback right now.

429
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,786
And I'm not doing that.

430
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,205
I mean, I've had to sell
all my things, even my PS5.

431
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,498
Ooh!
Not the PS5.

432
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,750
Yeah, the PS5.

433
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,752
It's like everything
I learned growing up

434
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,922
taught me
to do things by myself.

435
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,092
But it's like I can't
do it alone anymore.

436
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,887
I need help.

437
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,681
I'm two days away
from living out of my car, bro.

438
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,392
[ Breathes sharply ]

439
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,894
Well, you don't got to worry
about that.

440
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,103
[ Clears throat ]

441
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,396
You're my best friend.

442
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,815
I'm not gonna let you sleep
in your car, man.

443
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,275
Come on.

444
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,652
You can stay here.

445
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,446
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.

446
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,989
Thank you.

447
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,658
But you, uh --
you got to swallow your pride.

448
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,702
You got to take
the barback job.

449
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,370
I'm not doing that,
man.

450
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123
You want to move in here,
you got to have a job, man.

451
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,959
Come on.
Got to make it work somehow.

452
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,878
[ Sniffles ]

453
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,338
Got to start somewhere.

454
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,259
I'll hit Ray tomorrow.

455
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,177
Bet.

456
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,348
I love you, dawg.
I love you, too, man.

457
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,766
I got you always.

458
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,767
Love you, man.
Appreciate you.

459
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,310
Yeah.

460
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,315
[ Sighs ]
I am exhausted.
[ Chuckles ]

461
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,902
Thanks for helping me
today.

462
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,112
I never would've guessed
to look by a water fountain.

463
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,906
Yeah, well, I know
bugs love standing water,

464
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,367
and iguanas love bugs,
so --

465
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,868
And they're actually
really fast swimmers, too,

466
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,703
which makes them su--

467
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,748
I'll spare you
the iguana facts.

468
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,375
[ Both chuckle ]

469
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,127
You know, honestly,
I am so sick of being an RA.

470
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,172
I'm constantly interrupted,
everything's an emergency,

471
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,551
and literally no one cares
that I have other things to do.

472
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,135
I care.

473
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:38,516
♪♪

474
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:41,519
Well,
that is nice of you.

475
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,230
But I'm still stuck in the dorms
on a Friday night.

476
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,607
Well, rumor has it

477
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,111
the RAs get to keep all
the contraband they confiscate.

478
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,737
Any truth to that?

479
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,739
♪♪

480
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,241
♪ Cocaine kisses ♪

481
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,659
We got drinks.

482
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,786
We got mood lighting.

483
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,082
And I can make my world-famous
fajitas on this hot plate.

484
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,084
Sounds like an excellent
Friday night to me.

485
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,045
Yeah, well, I'll be
the judge of those fajitas.

486
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,255
[ Can opens ]

487
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,423
You coming?

488
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,883
♪ Time keeps pushin' ♪

489
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,636
Yes.
I am coming.

490
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
[ Elevator bell dings ]

491
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,390
Okay, the last thing
that we assumed was that

492
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,851
Lauryn was a singer,
but it happens.

493
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,769
You know, people
make assumptions.

494
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,773
So maybe I should stop assuming
that Annika might like me

495
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,692
and find out what's real.

496
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,652
Hey, Junior.
Oh.

497
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,737
You want to
finish watching

498
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,113
that episode
of "Blind, Drunk Love"?

499
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,281
Yeah.

500
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,869
Uh, Annika, so,
what are we doing here?

501
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,663
You know, I feel like we
definitely have a connection,

502
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,458
and there's something going on
between the two of us,

503
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,543
but just want to know
what we're doing --

504
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,295
you know, what's up?

505
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,838
What's up
with you and me?

506
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,214
Yeah.

507
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,551
Junior,
of course I like you.

508
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,179
I knew it!

509
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,722
But I'm seeing someone.

510
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,267
You are?
Okay.

511
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,728
Yeah, um, no, I had --
I had already assumed that.

512
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,439
You know, I just wanted
to take a shot.

513
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,233
Yeah, but you're cool,
right?

514
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,693
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

515
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,820
Um, still want to watch
the show or --

516
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,572
Sure.
Go chill over there.

517
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,865
I'll go grab the laptop.

518
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,326
Cool.

519
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,535
Okay.

520
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,456
So Annika just wants
to be friends.

521
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,291
It's not
the end of the world.

522
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,627
Maybe that's what I need
right now -- a friend.

523
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,673
[ Grunts ]

524
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,388
So, um, Annika,
there's something

525
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:44,725
that I have to tell you
that I've never told anybody.

526
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,811
Okay.

527
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,646
I'm pledging.

528
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,564
Junior, you're wearing
a puffer parka

529
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,024
in Southern California.

530
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,443
Everybody knows.

531
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,696
But your secret's safe
with me.

532
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,948
[ Breathes sharply ]

533
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,825
Oh.

534
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,118
Was it really that obvious,
though?

535
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,869
It was
the most obvious thing.

536
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,831
Come on.
I thought I was rocking it.

537
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:07,790
It's fine.

538
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,717
So, I hear you're quite
the chess player.

539
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,846
Let's see what you got,
old man.

540
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,972
Shall we?

541
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,349
[ Cracks knuckles,
grunts ]

542
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,059
Simple. Easy.

543
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,104
Why'd you do that?

544
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,647
Mm.

545
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,652
Mm.

546
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,950
Checkmate.

547
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,785
[Bleep] this game.
Mm.

548
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,664
Yeah.

549
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,957
[ Ding! ]