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♪♪

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Junior: Getting through college
successfully

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requires hard work,
determination,

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and deep focus.

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And not just on your studies.

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You know you can't expect us
to work hard and not play hard.

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'Cause for my crew,
Thursday night

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is our night to turn up,

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to make memories
that'll last a lifetime.

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Or at least
until the sun comes up.

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♪♪

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Those nights when you just
give in and roll the dice,

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not knowing
how things will end up.

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And, honestly, that's the fun!

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It's the excitement
of not knowing!

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Because somehow,
things always work out

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how they're supposed to.
Are you excited
for tonight?

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-Yes.
-Alright, y'all.

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Bad bitches link up,
bad bitches drink up!

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[ All cheer ]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Junior: Ladies.

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♪ With the juice I got ♪

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-Okay, sir!
-Wow!

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Okay, Junior.
Okay, Junior.

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Okay!

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Just a little sparkle.

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-For you.
-Take a shot. Come on.

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Yes!

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Let's get after it.

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Let's go! Let's go!

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Yes!
Whoo!

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♪ Like a tornado ♪

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♪ Black X6 in the driveway ♪

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♪ Hit a hundred twenty
on the highway ♪

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♪ Mercedes-Benz
with the top gone ♪

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♪ Down Sunset,
listenin' to pop songs ♪

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Ah. Security re-wanded me
like four times.

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Apparently, he didn't believe
I was with four "tenderonis."

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See? I'm with them!

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Security guard:
Whatever, man.
Yeah.

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Ha! Out here looking like
some stand-ins from "Euphoria."

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Uh.
Excuse me?

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Mm-hmm.

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And on that
offensive note...

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♪ Spinnin' round, girl,
like a tornado ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪ Like a tornado ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ooh ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪

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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪

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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪

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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪

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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪

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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪

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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪

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♪ I'm grown ♪

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♪ Let's get 'em up ♪

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♪ Get, get 'em, get, get,
get, get 'em, get up ♪

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♪ Get 'em now,
do it B-I-G in the V-I-P ♪

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♪ Tell 'em B-Y-E
when we party hoppin' ♪

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Turns out,
the hottest woman here

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wasn't just working the party,

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she was literally
working the party,

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promoting it for Doug.

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[ Sighs ] I know.

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That is a great
revenge dress.

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Revenge?
She and her dude broke up?

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Uh, she unfollowed him
on Instagram.

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Bye-bye, Kyle.

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Kyle? Kyle like unibrow Kyle
or Tall Kyle?

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Hot, rich, Black --

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I mean, hot rich
African-American Kyle.

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♪♪

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[ Chuckles ]

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Asshole Kyle from the Crest!

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Annika Longstreet?

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Don't let the Louboutins
and the Gucci fool you.

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She's just not one of us.

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And The Crest
isn't about to go ghetto.

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She does not know
how to pick 'em.

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But I will be the best thing
that ever happened to her.

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It's a win-win for everybody.

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♪♪

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♪ Goofy and sweet
just like a Spike Lee ♪

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Yo! Congratulations, man!
This place is packed.

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I'm proud of you.
Thank you, man.

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Yo, all I could think about
was how happy I was

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when I was throwing parties
with Luca,

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and then I realized,
well, I could use this space

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so influencers
and creatives

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could connect, collab,
do their thing.

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Yeah, man.
Yeah.

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You are the hostess
with the mostess.

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Thank you, bro.
That's for sure.

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♪♪

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Man: Whoo!

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Okay.
Just so you know,

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I am keeping a running tab
of everyone's drinks tonight,

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and I will be accepting tips
as your server.

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Zah, is that you?!
Kym! Hello.

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I was not expecting
to see you.

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Why not?
This party's poppin'.

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It's a lot better
now that you're here.

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I'm gonna go get a drink.
Better be here when I get back.

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Wait. Don't you
have Bella coming?

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I do.
God, I'm impressed!

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I can't even run and play
tennis at the same time.

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Look. I think all you
need to do is keep it real.

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If you're open and honest
about what you want,

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then nobody's feelings
get hurt.

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And, honestly,
right now,

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I'm just really
trying to have fun.

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Same. Mmm!

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Long Island Iced Tea
is so good!

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I feel like my heart's
beating faster.

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Is this what it feels like
to do coke?

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Okay. Please tell me
you had something
to eat before you came.

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I had a handful
of peanuts!

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YOLO.

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YOLO?

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Girl, not YOLO.
YOLO.

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♪ We get it big,
we get it big ♪

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♪ We get it bigger than big ♪

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♪ Know what it is ♪
♪ You know what it is ♪

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♪ Who get it
bigger than this? ♪

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Wow!
Yo, can we get
three shots

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of your second-most
expensive tequila, please?

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Bartender: Coming right up.
Yes.

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No, no, no, no!
Nah, bro! Eyes ahead!

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They are.
I'm watching you
all night.

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I'm a one-Zoey man,
alright?

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I don't trust you.
I don't know what
you're talking about.

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It's about Doug tonight.
True.

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He made this whole event happen,
so I have to make sure

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that he doesn't go home
empty-handed.

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It's for you, Douglas.

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You know what? You're right.
I put on this sexy event.

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Yeah.
I look good.
I smell good.

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I should at least
be able to go home

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with a new set of cheeks
in my sheets.

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You're gonna get it in tonight.
I'm gonna make sure of it.

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I'm the Batman
to your Robin.

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You mean I'm Batman.

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No, no, no, no.
You're Robin, buddy.

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You see
how I'm comin' --

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Hey. Robin's pretty cool,
though, bro.
Absolutely.

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So, uh,
how does one gauge

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the moment to pull up
on a young lass?

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Negro, what?
Young lass?

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That's not cool.
Okay.
Mnh-mnh.

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Um, well, Annika,
she broke up with Kyle.
Yeah.

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And I feel like
I should make a move.

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But the body
isn't cold yet.

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I don't know.
What should I do?

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All is fair in love and war.
It's you.

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You gotta strike while
the iron's hot, man.

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Yeah, man, it ain't a thing
if there ain't no ring.

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Know what I'm sayin'?

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Do you only speak
in ghetto proverbs,

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or is there
another mode?

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Mm-hmm.
It works for him.

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Cheers to that.
Cheers.

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My brothers.
Hey.

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To a beautiful night.
Man: Alright now.

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♪ Make it bounce,
bounce with me, bounce ♪

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♪ Bounce, bounce with me,
make it bounce ♪

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Hey.
Sorry I'm late.

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I was gathering
signatures

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for a redistricting
protest petition.

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What did I miss here?
Nothing much.

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Just everyone practicing
dissociative avoidance

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through alcohol.

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♪ Make it bounce ♪

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Uh-oh. Damn.
What is she avoiding?

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Yeah, you know what?
I'm -- I'm so sorry.

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But just give me like five
minutes, and I'll come find you.

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Okay.

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♪ Bounce, bounce with me ♪

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♪ Make it bounce ♪

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♪ Bounce with me,
bounce with me ♪

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♪ Do it on a handstand ♪

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♪ Back it on a handstand ♪

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♪ You need to bounce, yeah,
switch that flow ♪

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♪ Straight back on them feet ♪

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What's up, guys?

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It's your girl Annika,

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coming to you live.

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And this party is lit.

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If you're not here already,

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you better get here right now!

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♪♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪ I could get used to this,
yeah ♪

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♪ 24/7 drip ♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪ Shootin' my shot
'cause I don't miss ♪

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♪ Yeah, I like the risk,
you could see what I rock ♪

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I'm not gonna lie --
watching Annika do her thing

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is a major turn-on.

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One more sip of this,

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and there is nothing stopping me
from telling her what it is.

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♪ Act like you don't,
but you know what it is ♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪♪

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Yeah, I could
get used to this ♪

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Okay. Plot twist.

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I guess there isn't
a cooldown period?

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♪ I could get used to this ♪

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Did Kyle just make things
even easier for your boy?

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♪ Yeah, I could
get used to this ♪

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[ Sighs ]

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Yo. Zaara. Kyle's here,
and he's with another girl.

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No way?

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Yeah, look at them.

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Kyle has literally
zero class.

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Absolutely none.

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Dude, Annika
cannot see him.

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Why not?

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He's playing her
in front of everybody!

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It's gonna
blow her whole night.

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Oh, my God.
She's coming, she's coming.

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We have to do something.
Do something. Uh, dance circle!

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Dance circle! Kiela!

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Kiela, Kiela, Kiela!
Okay, okay!

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Ahh!

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Ohh! Okaaaaay!

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Yeah, girl.

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Look at me.
Eyes on me.

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Unh-unh, unh-unh.
The other way.

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[ Laughter ]
Whoo!

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Yeah!

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♪♪

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Yo, Annika, ple--

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Hi.
Hey.

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Hi. How you doin'?
I'm good. How are you?

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You know, your energy
feels really good.

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Does it?
Yeah.

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I'm an Aries, by the way.
What's --

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Awesome.
What's your sign?

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I am a Virgo.
Hm.

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Least compatible
of all the signs.

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We're just a horrible,
wretched people.

252
00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,868
But my friend
over there, Doug,

253
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,870
he actually gets along
with everyone.

254
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,080
Look at that suit.

255
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,791
I'm looking
for a Batman.

256
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,209
He's more a Robin.

257
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,754
That's what I was saying!
You've seen your comics.

258
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,173
Yeah.
But Batman is, uh...

259
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,842
He's not going out tonight.
Sorry.

260
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,218
Appreciate you, though.

261
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,263
Hey! How are you?
That seat's just for you.

262
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,140
Well, thank you.
Listen. I'm just gonna
get straight to it.

263
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,100
My friend Doug over there,
he broke up with his girl,

264
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,810
hasn't left the house
in six months.

265
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,437
Six, okay?

266
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,147
And the first time
I've seen him smile

267
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,899
in a long time
is when he saw you tonight.

268
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,358
And that's
the God's honest truth.

269
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,361
So why don't you just let me
introduce you to him?

270
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,988
Well, I only
sat next to you

271
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,407
because if my boyfriend
caught me cheating,

272
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,117
you'd be worth it.

273
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,744
Good luck
to your man, though.

274
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,580
Alright.

275
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,042
So, uh, I don't know
what's going on, man.

276
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,960
I'm trying.
I'm doing my best here.

277
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,338
I must be giving off
this Committed Righteous
Black Man energy

278
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,964
because the amount of estrogen
coming this way,

279
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,758
it's --
it's ridiculous.

280
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,967
Bro, it's cool,
it's cool.

281
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,344
Look, if I was in Vegas
right now,

282
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,263
I'd be cashing out,
so, uh...

283
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,390
Yeah, man, it's just not
in the cards for me tonight.

284
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,767
[ Cellphone rings ]
No.

285
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,769
Zoey.
Ooh.

286
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,978
The wife.
Take that.

287
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,230
Okay.
Alright?

288
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,481
I'll call you back.
Peace.

289
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:10,360
♪♪

290
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,986
It's one of them nights.

291
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,823
Zoey: Oh! Okay. Hi, babe!
I'm so glad I got you!

292
00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,533
Hey, babe.
I have a question.

293
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,451
Which one of these
sweaters screams,

294
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,162
"I need an advance
on my expense account

295
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,665
but not because
it's mohair season"?

296
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,208
Um...

297
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,669
Wait. Where are you?
Are you out?

298
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,546
Am I out?
No, I'm not out.

299
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,506
Well, I-I'm not at home,
so, yes, I'm out.

300
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,133
But I'm not,
like, "out" out.

301
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,301
Peaches: Ohh! I thought
I saw you slip in here.

302
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,886
Hey. How you doing?
I think you need to leave, okay?

303
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,388
You should get outta here.
Thank you.

304
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,597
Aaron,
who are you talking to?

305
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,266
No one, babe.
It's the newscaster.
No one?

306
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,101
I'm watching the TV,
and there's a police chase

307
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,477
going on right now.

308
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,354
Oh, my God.
You are so funny!

309
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,564
[ Chuckles ] Am I?

310
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,731
Aaron,
what's going on?

311
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,234
Huh?
Nothing, nothing, babe.

312
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,861
Listen, I think
you got me confused

313
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,529
with someone who's not in
a committed relationship, okay?

314
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,864
Thank you so much, yes.

315
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,032
Have a good one.
Good night. Heh.

316
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,743
Alright. Uh...

317
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,370
Sweaters, sweaters.
Black sweater.

318
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,289
I like the black one
because it matches everything.

319
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,832
Cut it, cut it.
We are not going back

320
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,333
to talking about sweaters
after that.

321
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,668
Okay.
Alright, alright.

322
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,587
I'm just gonna keep it
real with you.
Please.

323
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,131
All these women at this party,
they can sense

324
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,300
that I'm in a relationship,
and it makes me irresistible.

325
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,719
I don't know what it is.
Okay? I'm just here.

326
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,220
I'm trying to help Doug
get hooked up.

327
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,471
I don't want to be here.

328
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,891
I'd much rather be
with you.

329
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,435
I miss you, I love you,
and this...

330
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,603
[ Sighs ]

331
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,646
This long-distance shit
is hard.

332
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,231
If I'm being honest.

333
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,442
Yeah.
No, it's hard on me, too.

334
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,986
I mean, that's why I'm calling,
asking about fashion advice

335
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,614
when I clearly
don't need it.

336
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,990
And, babe, you know,

337
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,658
it's totally okay
if you're going out.

338
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,369
It's not like I expect you
to stay at home

339
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,079
and stare at pictures of me
while trying to catch

340
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,873
the faint smell

341
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,542
of my left-behind perfume
on your bedding.

342
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,044
I do love your perfume.

343
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,504
Mm! Thank you.
It's bespoke.

344
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,256
And, you know,
we're gonna be okay.

345
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,133
Yeah, yeah, I know.

346
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,636
Okay. So, game plan,
game plan, game plan.

347
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,721
Alright. Here it is.
I'm gonna go back inside...

348
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,806
Yeah.
...gonna make my rounds.

349
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,516
Then I'm gonna call it a night.
I'm gonna bounce, okay?

350
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,310
That's smart.
That's smart.

351
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,646
Because otherwise, I may
have to fly out and push up

352
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,981
on the next girl that tries
to put hands on my man!

353
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,733
Babe, we know
you can't fight.

354
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,360
New York has really changed me.
Look at this.

355
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,945
Yeah.
Your form is terrible.

356
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,905
Alright.
I love you.

357
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,531
Alright, babe, love you.
Call you after, alright?

358
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,866
Bye. [ Smooches ]

359
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,743
[ Beep ]

360
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,620
[ Inhales deeply ]
Okay.

361
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,915
[ Fingers snapping ]
Back into the jungle.
Back into the jungle.

362
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,295
♪ If the world
was on my shoulders ♪

363
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:37,799
So, this doesn't look like
you're getting hot wings.

364
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,260
Hey, Kym.
Uh, this is Bella,

365
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,221
a fellow progressive dater
in our modern time --

366
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,306
We literally just
finished making out,

367
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,392
and your tongue's already down
someone else's throat?

368
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,435
Look. I-I was honest
with both of you. If I --

369
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,062
Look. I don't care that
you're seeing other people.

370
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,605
I get it.

371
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,817
But you're super messy,
and I don't do messy.

372
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,694
Me neither.

373
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,320
Lose my number.

374
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,491
♪♪

375
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,993
Damn, that was hot.

376
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,496
♪♪

377
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,207
♪ So down ♪

378
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,959
You look like
you can use one of these.

379
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,211
You good?
I'm good.

380
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,923
♪ Ripping it hard
on every corner ♪

381
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,260
Ohh. Wow.

382
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,012
Listen. I know it sucks to
see him here with someone else,

383
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,596
but you deserve
way better

384
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,765
than the way Kyle
is treating you right now.

385
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,225
Mm-hmm.
No, I'm serious.

386
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,643
He's got to be
out of his mind.

387
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,312
There are plenty of other dudes
out there...

388
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,230
or in here...

389
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,150
...that would do anything
to keep a smile on your face!

390
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,819
Which happens to be
perfectly symmetrical! Mm!

391
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,238
You have to say that
because you're my friend.

392
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,032
No, no,
I'm for real.

393
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,701
There are plenty of other dudes
who are better-smelling,

394
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,954
more attractive, who wouldn't
dare talk shit about you.

395
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,415
Wait. What?

396
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,375
Kyle was talking shit
about me?

397
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,295
W-Well, you know, he was --
he was saying some, you know,

398
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,714
kind of unflattering things
at the Crest event.

399
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,383
There was, like, a lot of noise,
and I couldn't really hear.

400
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,135
It was like --
Hold my drinks.

401
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:07,388
♪♪

402
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,853
Hey. Hi, everyone.

403
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,563
What's up?

404
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,648
Shout-out to Doug
and the creative collective

405
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,233
for bringing you here
tonight, yeah?

406
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,485
[ Cheers and applause ]

407
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,779
What's up to all my guys
who came out?

408
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,239
You know, the guys
who don't use their money

409
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,824
to front like they're better
than anyone else.

410
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,202
Crowd: Ooh!
A-And, ladies!

411
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:33,122
All my boss bitches out there
who don't need a man,

412
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:37,376
who are doing it for themselves,
who don't ask for respect,

413
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,878
but they demand respect.

414
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,588
-Mm!
-Whoo!

415
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,758
Texting back. Texts don't get
lost in the mail, fellas.

416
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,968
If you have time to tend to
your farm on "Animal Crossing,"

417
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,137
you have time
to text your girl back.

418
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,806
Point is, we are strong women
who don't have time

419
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,767
for weak-ass men
who smile in our face

420
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,519
and then talk shit about us
behind our back.

421
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,021
Mm-hmm. This is why
we don't [bleep] with men!

422
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,607
Truth! Let's go!
[ Crowd cheering ]

423
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,818
And if you're gonna ghost me,
do it with your whole chest.

424
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,569
Don't be creeping
on my Insta Stories

425
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,571
while you're laid up in bed
with another girl.

426
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,156
Crowd: Ooh!

427
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,866
[ Crowd murmuring ]

428
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,536
[ Sighs ]

429
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:15,248
[ Crowd booing ]

430
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,084
Wow.
That took a turn.

431
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,753
Um, speaking of turns,

432
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,133
here is Reba's trap cover
of Beyoncé's "If I Were a Boy"!

433
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,176
DJ, drop the beat!

434
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,761
[ Chuckles ]

435
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,430
I've always wanted to say that.

436
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:35,059
♪♪

437
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,727
So...

438
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,855
Kyle ghosted you, huh?

439
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,439
Yep.

440
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,650
I haven't heard
from him in days.

441
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,070
Not a text, not a call,
not a carrier pigeon,

442
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613
not even
a smoke signal.

443
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,823
Damn.

444
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,908
Feel so embarrassed.

445
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:54,078
I can't believe I let him
get to me like that.

446
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,165
I totally played myself.
And on a job.

447
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,543
Well, the good thing is,
the Internet only lasts forever.

448
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,003
[ Chuckles ]

449
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,505
Look.
Nobody's perfect.

450
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,424
I mean,
I'm certainly not.

451
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,134
I wasn't out here
ghosting anybody tonight,

452
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,637
and I still managed to hurt
somebody's feelings.

453
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,181
Actually two somebodies.

454
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,016
Damn.

455
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:18,311
I mean,
relationships are hard.

456
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,105
And I knew I shouldn't
have been dealing with Kyle.

457
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,692
But, honestly, I'm not
a hundred percent ready

458
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,904
to look at why I was with him
in the first place.

459
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,572
I'm not ready
to look at why

460
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,616
I'd rather juggle two girls
in one night

461
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:36,454
than emotionally commit
to one long-term.

462
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,373
Maybe because
you're a basic bitch?

463
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,834
[ Both chuckle ]

464
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,337
Yeah.
Maybe I am.

465
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,547
Maybe we both are.

466
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,757
Yeah.

467
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,802
♪♪

468
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,387
♪ I'm a big steppa ♪

469
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,097
Yo, why is it
every time I see you,

470
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,059
you look like the test
came back positive, huh?

471
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,936
I don't know why I keep
doing this to myself.

472
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,729
You know, Annika clearly said
she just wanted

473
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,147
to be friends,
but, of course,

474
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,107
I decided that something
was gonna happen tonight.

475
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,276
No, no, no, dude.
[ Chuckles ]

476
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,986
You don't jump the line.

477
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,614
Friendship is a very important,
tedious process.

478
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,407
If I wasn't friends
with your sister first,

479
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,493
we would never have
the relationship we have now,

480
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,203
and that is a very sweaty,
very intimate, connected...

481
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,247
Okay. All right.
Yo, yo, chill, please.

482
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,623
...harmonious relation--
Yo!

483
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,917
Alright. Sorry.
I follow, though, okay?

484
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,253
I need to focus in
on being a better friend.

485
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,713
You're right. Thank you.
Yeah. You're welcome.

486
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,632
Makes you wonder, is there
anything I can't teach?

487
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,592
How to button a shirt.
Mm.

488
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,262
You know what? This is
my first vibe party.

489
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,556
And? What --
What'd you think?

490
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,516
It'll probably be
my last.

491
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,560
But you know
what is a vibe?
Hm?

492
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,104
The electrolyte Popsicles
I have in my mini-fridge.

493
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,064
Yes. Yes.
You had me at electrolytes.

494
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,649
Let's get out of here.

495
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:49,068
♪♪

496
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,820
Wait.
Where's Lauryn?

497
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,655
♪♪

498
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,948
Lauryn?

499
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,206
Lauryn, you okay?

500
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,794
Yep! All good!

501
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,629
Let's get back
to the dance floor!

502
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:12,425
♪♪

503
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,429
Junior: So, the night
didn't go exactly as planned.

504
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,514
So, like I was saying,
let me slide you my number

505
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,475
so we can talk, kick it,
hang out, and all that.

506
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,770
Okay. As long as we talking
about you putting me on the list

507
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,148
for the next one of
these situations right here.

508
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,400
'Cause this party
was sexy.

509
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,738
Oh, you think
the party was sexy?
Mm-hmm.

510
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,323
Okay, so in that case,
baby girl,

511
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,159
I got you with drink tickets
and a plus-one.

512
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,327
The name's Doug.

513
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,578
Thank you.

514
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,374
But things worked out
how they were supposed to.

515
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,877
Lauryn:
This never happens!

516
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,255
And I drink
all the time!

517
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,174
You're cute!

518
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,635
No. No.
Hey, he's mine.
Oh.

519
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,013
Even though we didn't get
the vibe we wanted,

520
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,681
we got the vibe we needed.

521
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,392
♪ We're better together ♪

522
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,604
These are the nights
when true bonds are formed

523
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,856
and you learn
who truly is a lightweight.

524
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,108
♪ Like I do ♪

525
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,693
These are the kind of nights

526
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,445
when your messy
heart-to-hearts

527
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:19,075
take you from friends...
to family.

528
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,077
♪ I know you can't
see straight ♪

529
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,119
♪ But we're better together ♪

530
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,125
♪♪

531
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,293
[ Chuckles ]
Hey.

532
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,170
I have never been so happy
to see someone

533
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,423
who is not drunk
or throwing up.

534
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,258
Thanks for hanging
with us tonight.

535
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,552
I, uh -- I know
it's not the, uh, most fun

536
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,388
to be taking care
of people all night.

537
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,599
Yeah. It was fun since
I got to do it with you.

538
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,143
Yeah, we, uh --
we do make a pretty great team.

539
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,647
♪ Been walking for a while
in my new shoes ♪

540
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,190
♪♪

541
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,443
♪ Little better every day
I'm without you ♪

542
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,320
♪♪

543
00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:01,158
♪ I know that you miss me,
and that's okay ♪

544
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,160
[ Groans ]

545
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,912
[ Sighs ]

546
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,415
You're making this
a lot harder than I expected.

547
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,541
What do you mean?

548
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,961
Stacey Abrams
asked me to help

549
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,838
with a voter-registration
initiative,

550
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,340
canvassing
southern states.
That's amazing!

551
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,883
That's what you've been working
towards this entire time.

552
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,219
Yeah,
it's a pretty big deal.

553
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,013
But [sighs]
the problem is,

554
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,516
it's gonna start a lot sooner
than I thought.

555
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,560
Uh, well, how soon?

556
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,232
[ Sighs ] Like,
end of the semester soon.

557
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,192
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

558
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,611
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

559
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,948
Well, um, you know,
let's not waste any more time.

560
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,284
I have a southeast region
you can canvass tonight.

561
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,660
[ Chuckling ] Okay.

562
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,788
♪ And when you need me,
I'll be there ♪