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Junior: This is it,
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one of the proudest moments
of my life,
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crossing into
the gamma fraternity.
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But getting here
was no walk in the park.
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They tested our commitment.
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They tested our resolve.
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All done.
Uh, yeah.
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The brothers requested you wash
these drawers by hand.
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No name.
Yeah?
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♪ voice on every track,
I can be... ♪
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got a callus
with your name on it.
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And sometimes
it felt like they tested
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how much they could
[bleep] with us.
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[ groans ]
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♪ this is what it means... ♪
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[ laughter ]
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ugh...
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It has been a ride.
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But you earned
your five stars,
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so your gamma name
is the general.
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-Ooh!
-Ohh!
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This was one of the hardest
journeys of my life,
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but I can honestly say...
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It was all worth it.
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Gammas: ♪ mama, mama,
don't you know ♪
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♪ I'll be a gamma
till I'm old ♪
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♪ I'll be a gamma
till I'm old ♪
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[ cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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gammas!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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move!
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Gammas: Move!
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Move!
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Hunh!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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introducing 2022 line
of gamma psi delta!
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Gammas: Hah!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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[ chanting ] g psi d!
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G psi d!
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G psi d!
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Whoo!
G psi d!
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G psi d!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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congratulations on
crossing the line.
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Gamma looks good on you.
Thank you.
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It was a lot of work, but --
[ gasps ]
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♪
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[ laughing ]
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wow! I'm so glad I didn't peak
in high school.
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ but no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ you can tell me ♪
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♪ my heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪
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your boy has done
the impossible.
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I escaped the friend zone --
[ smooches ] --
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while simultaneously
pledging a frat,
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all while crushing my cla--
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okay, uh, passing my classes,
but, still,
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no one has ever ended a semester
on a higher note.
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I'm sorry. Zoey who?
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
Aww!
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Ugh! I'm literally sick
of you guys already.
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What up, general?
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At ease, frat.
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You know what?
I'm sick of everybody.
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Well, you aren't gonna be
sick of me after this.
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You're welcome.
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-What for?
-Vibe fest?
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Doug's throwing
a dope day party.
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He's been planning it
for weeks.
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Ugh! Why does my ex always
throw the best parties?
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Enh.
Thanks, junior.
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That sounds like fun!
I promise not to get sloppy.
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Good luck with that.
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Alright, guys,
I'm gonna head out.
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By the way, you and I are
definitely going together.
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Ew.
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Did y'all hear that?
"definitely together."
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♪
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yo, doug, I need you
to come over here, man.
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I think I saw
a big-ass spider
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right under, uh,
the napkin holder there.
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Bro, I'm a bar back,
not pest control, alright?
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Listen. Don't shame me for
my arachnophobia! I'm scared!
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Bro, if I go over there
and this spider
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is not the size of a ferret,
I'm gonna go crazy, man.
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It's right under --
look -- careful!
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It might --
it's a jumping one.
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Bro, I don't see
a spider --
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oh, no. It's over here now.
Look, look.
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Surprise!
Surprise! Surprise!
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Look at your face!
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[ cheering ]
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what up, what up?
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[ all talking ]
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♪♪
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what's up, what's up?
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Hi!
Look at
your cute outfit!
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This is crazy.
What are you guys doing here?
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Everyone wanted to come
support you and vibe fest.
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That's some real
fam shit, man.
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Of course.
We got you, bestie.
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Aaron: You use that word
very loosely.
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You call him bestie,
you call me -- I just --
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ana: Ohh.
Make a decision,
you know?
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I would have thought
it would take, like,
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luna's bat mitzvah to actually
have us all be together.
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[ chuckles ]
or most of us.
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Yeah, no, jazz and sky
send their regrets.
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They're, like, in Italy
or stockholm or --
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I don't know.
Who knows?
Yeah.
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Oh, and let me guess, luca's
on a peruvian ayahuasca retreat?
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Aaron:
Sounds about right.
Probably.
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No, no, no. You guys,
who do you think
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is helping watch luna
this weekend?
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I can't -- I can't leave
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phil alone to watch the kid.
That's...
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Well, I'm just happy
you guys are here, man.
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Aaron: And zoey
will get in here tomorrow.
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You know she likes
to be fashionably late, so...
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Okay, so we're cal u's
hottest couple for one more day.
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Vivek, stop.
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Okay. Where is the tequila?
Is it --
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-behind the bar, yes.
-Thank you.
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Nomi, I-it's 11:00 a.M.
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Mama's baby-free
this weekend,
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so I should've had a drink,
like, 30 minutes ago.
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Hey, now.
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She's not wrong.
We're on vacation.
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Hey, d-do the crips know
that you stole their onesie?
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What?
It's okay.
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We'll talk about it later.
Just...
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Lauryn: Oh, my god!
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I just saw you and annika
are ig official!
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[ ding! ]
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ah. We do look pretty cute
together, huh?
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I mean, it doesn't even
look like she used a filter.
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Mm.
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[ sighs ]
you're so lucky.
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You've found
your forever person.
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Forever person?
Mm-hmm.
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Forever-ever?
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Look.
Don't listen to her.
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I mean,
we are gamma men now.
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This should be
the time of our lives.
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What's the point of
having the time of your life
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if you don't have anyone
to share it with?
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All I'm saying is that you
shouldn't retire from the game
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when you just
got drafted.
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I mean, you get haircuts
every Friday.
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Obviously, you belong
to the streets.
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[ cellphone dings ]
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which are calling my name
right now. See ya.
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♪♪
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[ sighs ]
he's an idiot.
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He is.
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Is he?
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I can't believe you're
putting on a festival.
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Like, a festival?!
That's huge.
It is, man.
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It's like coachella
meets camp flog gnaw,
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but in giant tents I could
afford to rent in a hurry.
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I'm really putting myself
out there, you know?
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This is big for me, guys.
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You know, I just want it
to be a success, you know?
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Vivek:
Well, we got you, brother,
alright? We know it will be.
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Sorry, guys. It's just burgers.
I was gonna do filet mignon,
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but I don't know how
to filet a mignon.
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Another toast.
Okay.
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-Aww. Thank you, bro.
-To me and ana.
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Right.
Mm-hmm.
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Going long and strong,
just like my sex game.
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Vi-vek!
Cheers.
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Sorry. It's really weird
to see you guys as, like...
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"ana and vivek."
word.
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So how are
the lovebirds doing?
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Mm.
We're doing great.
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Awesome.
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Alright, guys.
Cheers to vibe fest.
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Ohh!
Cheers!
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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-Vibe fest!
-Yeah!
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♪ ohh, unh ♪
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♪
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♪ ohh ♪
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♪ I'm just with the crew ♪
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♪ we ain't out here
looking for boos ♪
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♪ 'cause some nights
be better with you ♪
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♪ no baby mamas,
keepin' it cute ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh,
that's just what I do, do, do ♪
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♪ and that's just how we do it,
that's just how we do it ♪
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♪ and you can do it, too,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ that's just how we do it,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-shots, shots, shots!
-Shots, shots, shots!
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♪
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-cheers!
-Cheers!
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Whoo!
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Mmm.
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Alright. Cool.
You guys already got drinks.
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Yo, the bar line's
already out of control,
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and I did not get
enough water, y'all.
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Dude, it's okay.
Breathe, alright?
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We're all having
a great time, right?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. It's great.
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Ana: Yeah!
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♪ like this,
drip on a waterfall ♪
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yo, where's zoey?
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She just sent me a text that
she couldn't make it. I know.
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Sorry, man.
Thanks.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait to see her either.
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Um, guys, I'm gonna go check out
if cirque du soleil over there
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is as flexible
as she seems, so...
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Fingers crossed.
Alright, then.
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Shit, the last time
I saw that look on her,
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she ended up pregnant.
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♪
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okay, okay, everybody!
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Please make some noise
for our beautiful dancers!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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incredible, incredible.
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And if you're feeling lit
tonight,
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if you're having a good time
at the vibe fest,
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make some n-o-o-oise!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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because right now
we are entering
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into peak vibes,
everybody, yes.
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Peak vibes!
Peak vibes!
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Everybody give it up
for my best, best friend.
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Yeah!
Let's go, doug!
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There is a special lady in here
who means the world to me.
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Ana, from the moment
we met,
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I knew that I would
slowly wear ya down.
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What?
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So what I'm saying is,
ana...
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Will you make me the happiest
man on earth by marrying me?
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[ crowd awws ]
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♪
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[ chuckles ] um...
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♪
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I'm sorry.
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♪
252
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,134
ana.
253
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:21,192
♪♪
254
00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,048
pbht. This is bad, man.
This is --
255
00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:28,600
I think this is worse
than when he got arrested.
256
00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:29,968
This is definitely worse
than the time
257
00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:31,686
he got kicked out
of school.
258
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,855
But it's better than
when he got disowned
right before his dad died.
259
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,357
True. That's true.
Whoa.
260
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,309
How many times has this guy been
kicked when he's already down?
261
00:09:37,394 --> 00:09:38,893
A lot. A lot.
262
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,146
Just too many times.
263
00:09:41,231 --> 00:09:42,864
Man: This is your driver.
I'm by the blue tent.
264
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:43,982
The or--
265
00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:45,233
[ beep ]
the orange tent.
266
00:09:45,369 --> 00:09:46,818
The orange one?
¿naranja?
267
00:09:46,936 --> 00:09:48,203
Ana!
268
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,654
[ beep ]
269
00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,373
are we consciously
uncoupling?
270
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,509
Look.
271
00:09:54,578 --> 00:09:57,329
I grew up watching rom-coms,
and, you know,
272
00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:59,748
I always wanted to be
a-a julia roberts
273
00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,249
or -- or a meg ryan.
274
00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:05,720
But then I realized that those
movies weren't written for me
275
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,839
and I have to write
my own story,
276
00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:09,758
and that means
277
00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:13,595
not getting married
at 23.
278
00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:17,098
I just thought proposing
was the next logical thing
279
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,400
when you're with
the right person.
280
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,236
Vivek! Of course
you're my person.
281
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,105
You're my emergency contact
at my hot yoga studio.
282
00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,357
[ laughs ]
283
00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:29,027
I just wanted to show you
that I'm serious.
284
00:10:29,145 --> 00:10:30,912
I love you,
285
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,916
and I love that
you're serious about us.
286
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:38,453
But I have to be serious
about me.
287
00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:40,872
I'm just -- I'm not --
I'm not ready.
288
00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:45,210
So what does that mean
for us?
289
00:10:45,328 --> 00:10:47,212
I don't know.
290
00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:53,635
♪
291
00:10:53,770 --> 00:11:00,141
♪
292
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,893
[ liquid bubbling ]
293
00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:04,312
♪♪
294
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,731
♪ I'm the top dog,
I'm the guru ♪
295
00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,950
♪ I'm the king like shaka zulu ♪
296
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,568
♪ beat got me dancing... ♪
297
00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:14,406
you know when you see a ufc
knockout, but your jaw hurts?
298
00:11:14,524 --> 00:11:16,491
Ana's rejection
kinda felt like that.
299
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:19,661
Ugh. Do not ever
propose to me in public.
300
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,797
[ coughs ]
hold up. Propose?
301
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,499
Like, marriage?
302
00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,885
This is moving quicker
than j.Lo after a breakup.
303
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:29,337
I don't know. I wouldn't mind
a public proposal.
304
00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:30,972
Ugh!
Yazmine is pro-marriage.
305
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,841
Who even is into marriage
anymore?
306
00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:36,728
Bitch...
What? No. It's just...
307
00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,813
If we keep our bank accounts
separate,
308
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,515
I wouldn't mind
jumping the broom.
309
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,817
No. Marriage is
a heteronormative
310
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,103
and oppressive
institution.
311
00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:47,105
I just don't think
there's any greater bond
312
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:48,606
than the one you make
with your partner
313
00:11:48,692 --> 00:11:50,525
in front of god
and your family.
314
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,394
Ugh. You are like
a walking red state.
315
00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:55,914
Yeah, she was totally
conceived in missionary.
316
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,332
I'm sorry.
[ laughter ]
317
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,418
look, I'm gonna play
the field, retire,
318
00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:01,953
t my real-estate
license,
319
00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:04,038
and then settle down
with a hot divorcée
320
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,340
who knows
what she wants.
321
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,459
How romantic.
322
00:12:07,544 --> 00:12:09,711
I don't know. That sounds
like a solid plan to me.
323
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,681
My parents,
they got married young,
324
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,634
but I feel like these days,
the best marriages happen
325
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,303
when you've lived
a little more life.
326
00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:21,055
Are you advocating
a ho phase?
327
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,924
More like a ho era.
328
00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:25,276
♪ yeah ♪
329
00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:27,028
♪
330
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,262
excuse me.
331
00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:31,566
I don't know why people keep
saying we don't have water.
332
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:33,902
Excuse me.
Can I refill you?
333
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:37,122
We have water, everybody!
Vibe fest has water!
334
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:38,373
Jazz: Hey.
335
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,875
♪
336
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,210
you missed a cup.
337
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,711
Jazz?
338
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,547
What are you doing here?
Hey, you.
339
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,248
I didn't think
you were gonna make it.
340
00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:48,333
[ giggles ]
341
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:49,667
you're late to the party.
342
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:51,386
I didn't come here
for the party.
343
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,587
I came here for you.
344
00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:58,426
♪
345
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:02,881
I don't know what
aaron told you, but --
346
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,299
nobody needed
to tell me anything.
347
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,884
Between all the late-night
sad posts
348
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,103
and the frantic group texts,
it's giving desperate.
349
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,105
Okay, yes, that was
a little manic of me,
350
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,441
but I promise you,
everything's good. I'm fine.
351
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,861
Come on, doug. It's me.
What's really good?
352
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,563
Okay, you think
you can just go ahead
353
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,064
and do your three months
of therapy
354
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:21,950
and you can
psychoanalyze me?
355
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,018
What, are you gonna tell me
about my daddy issues next?
356
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,287
Oh, actually,
it's full-blown mommy issues.
357
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,739
[ chuckles ]
358
00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,624
no, but, seriously,
douglas.
359
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:32,494
It's you and me.
We never lie to each other.
360
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:33,962
Tell me what's up.
361
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,463
[ inhales deeply ]
362
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:38,666
what do you want me to tell you?
That I'm a failure?
363
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,586
That I-I lost my job,
got an eviction,
364
00:13:41,671 --> 00:13:43,588
and now I'm sleeping
on an air mattress?
365
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:46,925
And this is my last chance
to make a name for myself?
366
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,512
This vibe fest is turning
into the black fyre fest.
367
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:54,849
Someone offered to give neck
for a bottle of water.
368
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,401
[ chuckles ]
369
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,353
every time I try
to chase my dreams,
370
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,655
I end up at square one.
371
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,609
Wait, so you really thought
after graduating college
372
00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,444
everything would
just fall into place?
373
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,029
Look, jazz.
I had a plan --
374
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,114
do you remember
what my plan was?
375
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,500
It was track.
And it didn't work out.
376
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,751
Do you think
I'm a failure?
377
00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:16,287
No, but it just
wasn't right for you.
Exactly.
378
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:19,173
So why don't you
give yourself a break?
379
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,009
Alright. Don't laugh
when I say this, okay?
380
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,677
Okay.
381
00:14:23,746 --> 00:14:24,963
I'm scared.
382
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,514
[ scoffs ]
no shit, douglas.
383
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,016
We're all scared.
384
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,801
None of us have it all together,
and if someone says
385
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,386
that they do,
they're straight-up lying.
386
00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:33,855
Okay, I-I just feel like
this whole adulting thing,
387
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,474
it -- it would be easier
if I didn't have to do it alone.
388
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,276
But you're not alone.
389
00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,927
All of us
have your back.
390
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:43,064
And if you ever need me,
I'm just a text away.
391
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:46,618
Well,
it's good to see you.
392
00:14:46,703 --> 00:14:48,236
It's good to see you,
too.
393
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:49,704
How long you in town?
394
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,739
Mm, like,
a couple days?
395
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,774
And then
what's after that?
396
00:14:53,877 --> 00:14:56,995
Honestly...
I don't know.
397
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,414
And I'm okay with that.
398
00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:03,001
Fire.
Yeah.
399
00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:04,836
Would you like to dance?
400
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:07,922
[ laughing ] okay. Come on.
Let's do it.
401
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:12,260
Mmm. Mmm.
402
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,929
What are you doing
in here?
403
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,849
[ sighs ] watching a montage
of our entire relationship.
404
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,567
Those photos
are from yesterday.
405
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,319
Yeah.
406
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:22,604
We were so young then.
407
00:15:22,739 --> 00:15:24,805
[ chuckles ]
408
00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:28,493
I know I said no
to an engagement.
409
00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:32,947
♪
410
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,249
ana, what are you doing?
Don't mess up the moment.
411
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,454
So, when, uh,
we first met,
412
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,956
I genuinely hoped
413
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:44,375
you'd get arrested for
slinging all those drugs.
414
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,177
[ both laugh ]
415
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:49,047
but then
something changed.
416
00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:51,599
And I fell in love
with you.
417
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:55,053
And now I can't imagine spending
another day without you.
418
00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:58,306
You're my best friend.
419
00:15:58,441 --> 00:15:59,857
Wh-- is this
really happening?
420
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:02,443
So let me ask you.
421
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,862
Will you...
Yes!
422
00:16:04,948 --> 00:16:06,314
...Move in with me?
423
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:13,154
♪
424
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,405
I'm in.
425
00:16:14,524 --> 00:16:17,742
♪
426
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,243
ohh.
427
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:20,962
[ both laugh ]
428
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:25,249
♪
429
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:27,468
♪ we came to party,
we came to party ♪
430
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,637
♪ we ain't come in here
to hurt nobody ♪
431
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,807
♪ it's go time,
yeah, it's go time, yeah ♪
432
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,425
[ message bloops ]
433
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:37,095
♪ we came to party,
we came to party ♪
434
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,263
♪ we ain't come in here
to hurt nobody ♪
435
00:16:39,349 --> 00:16:41,683
♪ it's go time,
yeah, it's go time ♪
436
00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:42,850
what up, man?
437
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,852
What's up?
438
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,488
You know the miracle
of air travel
439
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,657
is that I could get from here
to new york in five hours?
440
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,859
Mm-hmm.
And this phone in my hand
means that I can
441
00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,662
facetime zoey
at any point in the day?
442
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,498
Yet I still end up
sleeping alone at night.
I know, man.
443
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,617
I tried to do long-distance
with my ex, olivia.
444
00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:01,452
It is hard.
445
00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:03,621
Relationships are hard.
446
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,840
So is timing.
447
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,959
Annika's always been
my day one,
448
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:09,210
and now that things
are finally popping,
449
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,512
I just don't wanna
end up like vivek.
450
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,347
Well, listen, man,
you can't overthink it.
451
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,217
You gotta focus
on how you feel.
452
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,103
Honestly, I just feel like
now that I'm a gamma,
453
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:22,557
there's a lot more of life
for me to experience.
454
00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:24,609
Like...Her...
455
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,810
And her over there.
456
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:27,729
[ both chuckle ]
457
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,982
well, relationships are always
gonna be a lot of work,
458
00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,900
but I wouldn't trade mine
for anything.
459
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,936
[ cellphone rings ]
460
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:37,371
I'm gonna take this.
461
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,824
[ cellphone unlocks ]
hey, babe!
462
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,827
Yeah, no.
I miss you.
463
00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:45,997
♪ we, we just came to party
and have a good time ♪
464
00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:50,885
♪♪
465
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,171
uh, so, now that
we're moving in together...
Mm-hmm.
466
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,389
...Is it safe to talk
about getting a dog?
467
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,891
Too soon.
Really?
468
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,976
That was fun.
You've got
my number, right?
469
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:00,344
Yes. I'll call you.
470
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,896
Vivek: Uh, phil's in
for a rude awakening.
471
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,066
Um...Nomi?
What was that?
472
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,235
Yeah, are you okay?
Do you need me to lie to phil?
473
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,469
Hoes before bros.
474
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,571
You guys, I'm great!
475
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,573
But what about phil?
Is he great?
476
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,908
Yeah, he's great.
477
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,612
He's great. I mean, I'm great.
We're -- we're all great.
478
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,831
Yeah, no, we're -- we're
in an open relationship.
479
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:20,998
Yeah, no,
I didn't tell you.
480
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:23,284
Yeah, so I do me,
phil does him.
481
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,953
You know, sometimes we, like,
do other people, and -- yeah.
482
00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:28,172
We felt like
the best relationship for us
483
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,625
is one with some freedom in it,
so that's what we're doing.
484
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,494
Huh. That's...Cool.
Very progressive.
485
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:34,662
Very progressive.
486
00:18:34,764 --> 00:18:36,798
Thanks.
Just think about it.
487
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,184
We're not
a progressive couple.
488
00:18:40,303 --> 00:18:41,853
We could
think about it.
489
00:18:41,971 --> 00:18:43,521
♪
490
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,306
hey! There you are.
Junior: Hey.
491
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,774
I feel like I haven't
seen you all day.
492
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,527
Yeah.
Just a lot going on.
493
00:18:49,646 --> 00:18:50,978
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
494
00:18:51,114 --> 00:18:54,448
Unh. I'm drunk. I need
to be in my bed, alone.
495
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,867
We'll get you there.
496
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,069
That was so embarrassing.
497
00:18:58,187 --> 00:19:00,371
It was. I could not
take my eyes off them.
498
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:02,540
I hope that when
I finally get proposed to,
499
00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,375
it's nowhere
near belly dancers.
500
00:19:04,494 --> 00:19:07,829
Yeah, my sister's friends are
very weird and very messy, so...
501
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,363
I'll see you tomorrow?
Is that cool?
502
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:13,050
Wait. Um, do you want
to come chill in my room?
503
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,669
Um...
504
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,170
To be honest,
my head's just kind of
505
00:19:16,306 --> 00:19:17,672
all over the place
right now.
506
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,540
Well, we can just
meet later tonight.
507
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:21,726
[ exhales sharply ]
508
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:24,011
what?
509
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:27,348
I feel like I might have
just jumped into us too soon.
510
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:29,517
Too soon? Wait.
Am I missing something?
511
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,853
I thought this is
what you wanted.
512
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,855
It was.
It definitely was.
513
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,823
I just...
514
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:39,827
Maybe we should keep
being friends. For now.
515
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,062
Friends.
516
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:43,998
Yeah, that's --
that's cool.
517
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,500
Friends. Yeah. Okay.
Cool.
518
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,870
Uh, so you want to watch
this finale episode of
519
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,121
"blind, drunk love"?
520
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:53,541
Mnh. N-no, I'm good.
I'm real good. Thanks.
521
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:55,459
♪
522
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,513
she's good.
523
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,882
I'm good.
524
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:02,717
We're good. [ chuckles ]
525
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,020
so why doesn't this feel good?
526
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:10,825
♪
527
00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:14,712
the vibe fest
was actually fire.
528
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,163
Yeah.
It really was.
529
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,332
20 people passed out
from dehydration.
530
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,134
Wait. Huh? I thought
they were napping.
531
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,003
-Nah.
-You guys, we did it! Unh!
532
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,589
-What?
-We are moving in together.
533
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:25,806
Yep.
534
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,041
-Oh, congrats!
-Whoo-wee
535
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,393
I put a ring on it.
536
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,478
-Ohh.
-Very progressive.
537
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,929
Very progressive,
yes.
538
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:33,764
At least someone
caught a vibe tonight.
539
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:35,149
-Mnh.
-Guys?
540
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,934
-What up?
-I am thirsty as hell.
541
00:20:37,053 --> 00:20:38,603
Ana: I am so thirsty!
Vivek: Same! Same!
542
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,021
-Yeah?
-Let's beat it. Come on.
543
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,522
[ fingers snap ]
yeah, the vibe's gone.
544
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:42,940
-Let's go!
-Wait. Five more minutes.
545
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:44,492
-Five more minutes.
-We're out of here.
546
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,694
I know, but I --
why when I get comfy,
we gotta move?
547
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,596
-Thank you, vibe fest!
-Ow!