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(UPBEAT FRENCH POP MUSIC)

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<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

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<i>Today, as promised,</i>

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<i>I am gonna share my zucchini</i>

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<i>chocolate chip cookie recipe.</i>

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<i>But first, many of you</i>

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<i>have asked me for an update</i>

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<i>on the Emily situation.</i>

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<i>And for those of you</i>

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<i>who are new to my vlog,</i>

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<i>you should know my best friend</i>

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<i>Emily is missing right now.</i>

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<i>She asked me a simple favor -</i>

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<i>to pick up her son Nicky</i>

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<i>from school...</i>

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...which was five days ago

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and she hasn't
come back yet, so...

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I'm sorry.
We're all really worried.

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And I'm doing everything I can

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to help the police
track her down.

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But I'm realizing I don't know
her as well as I thought I did.

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It's like my mom used to say,

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God rest her soul, um,

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"Secrets are like margarine,

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"easy to spread,
bad for the heart."

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But as different as we are,

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I do consider Emily
my best friend.

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She is this wonderful,
elegant person.

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And our sons
brought us together, actually.

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(THUNDER RUMBLES)

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STEPHANIE: <i>Well, you know,
for our new friends,</i>

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<i>I'll just start
from the beginning.</i>

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<i>I met Emily
a few weeks ago at school.</i>

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<i>It was
International Cuisine Day</i>

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<i>in my son's first grade class.</i>

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<i>And once again, I drew Sweden,</i>

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<i>which meant my famous
meatless meatballs.</i>

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You're all dead!
I killed everyone!

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Not me. I came back to life.

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I want to thank everyone who
participated in today's feast.

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(CHUCKLES) Yay!

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Class, haven't we
learned so much

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about food
from all around the world?

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CHILDREN: Yes!

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Give your parents
a big round of applause.

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STEPHANIE: That looks great!

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- Big smile!
- SONA: Oh, my gosh.

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Where does she get
all that energy from?

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STEPHANIE:
What are you looking at?

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I think there's crystal meth
in those meatballs.

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Oh, parents, there's
a sign-up sheet on the board

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for our Fun Fair next week.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Uh, please, Stephanie, don't
sign up for more than one job.

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I'm not sure everyone else
has had a chance to volunteer.

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(TOYS CLATTER)

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Miles, sweetie, sweetie,
maybe just be careful

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with your fingers
with Nicky's truck, okay?

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- Has Nicky's mom volunteered?
- Emily? Please.

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She wouldn't know a sign-up
sheet if it bit her on the ass.

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God, it'd be my dream
to run PR for Dennis Nylon.

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Can you imagine all
the free shit she must get?

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- DARREN: I know.
- Okay.

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I'm crossing myself
off decorations.

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I can leave that open for Emily,
then if she can't make it,

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I can still bring
my balloons and helium tank.

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Please tell me you don't
actually own a helium tank.

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I think lots of people
own helium tanks, Stacy,

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'cause kids love balloons.

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Do you not have one?
You a bad parent?

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(CHUCKLES) I'm kidding.

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We're terrible parents.

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I think it's a perfect
plan, Stephanie.

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Good thinking, Stephanie.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

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Hey, Smooch!

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Oh, great work
today, Smooch.

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Smooch?

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- Thanks a lot, Mom.
- Oh.

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Can me and Miles
have a play date today?

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Um, I don't know, sweetie.

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I think we need
to ask your mommy

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and she's still in the city.

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She's right there.

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(CAR DOOR OPENS)

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(TENSE MUSIC)

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(WIND HOWLS)

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(THUNDER RUMBLES)

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Come here, little dude.

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Oh, my baby! (KISSES)

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Look at your shirt. Did any
food make it into your mouth?

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Ask her, Nicky! Ask her!

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- Ask me what?
- NICKY: We want a play date.

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Oh, we can't, Mommy
already has a play date

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with a symphony
of anti-depressants.

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- Let's go.
- BOTH: Play date! Play date!

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- Play date!
- Baby, please don't do this.

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I gotta go. Come on.
I got a ton of work to do.

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- You don't let me have any fun.
- That's not true.

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I let you tear my labia

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as you exited my body,
so you're welcome.

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Do you drink? I need a martini.

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Oh! Uh... Yeah. I like martinis.

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I haven't had one in a long
time. They're good, though.

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I had one that was, like,
mostly chocolate

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and I was like,
"Alcohol and chocolate?

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"Oh, mom life!"

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Oh, okay. No play date.
Come on, kid, let's go.

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- Then I'm staying here.
- Christ, he's fucking stubborn.

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It doesn't have to have
the chocolate in it, like...

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Okay, I don't think
I'm gonna win this, so, um...

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I mean, do you wanna come over
for a beverage of any kind?

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I think I could use some backup.

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That's me? I'm backup?

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Does your kid drink, maybe?

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I mean, it's never too early
to start teaching them.

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I think you're joking,
but great.

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- Sweetie...
- Hey, you, let's go.

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Let's get your
umbrella out, okay?

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'Cause we're gonna
go out in the rain.

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STACY: What on Earth are
those two gonna talk about?

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Emily's gonna eat
poor Stephanie alive.

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At least she'd
be eating something.

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- (GIRL BABBLING)
- What is your problem?

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EMILY: Go show him
your room. Go.

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STEPHANIE:
Oh, please don't run!

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Be safe please!

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Cute socks.

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STEPHANIE: Oh, thanks!

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They're from Target.
It's 10 bucks a pack.

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- It's so great, Target.
- Yeah.

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They have other animals.

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They have these
squirrel ones that are cute,

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they have chipmunks, beavers...

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That's so...lifelike.

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Yeah. Do you like it?

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(STAMMERS) How could you not?
It's, um...

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Right?

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Yeah, I used to dye my hair.
I get bored easily.

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STEPHANIE: Yeah. Um...

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- Did you paint that?
- No. No, no.

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It's made by an
almost-famous painter.

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- From the East Village.
- (MELLOW FRENCH MUSIC PLAYS)

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My life is littered
with almost-somebodies.

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I did some art modeling
in school

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to pay my way through.

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Then the pervert
got obsessed with me.

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Oh, well,
that happens, yeah.

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So I stole the painting,
you know,

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thinking it'd be worth
something someday.

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But no. (CLICKS TONGUE)
No such luck.

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This house is incredible.

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Thanks.
It's a fucking money pit.

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- Oopsy.
- Hmm?

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Oh, sorry, it's, um,

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what we say at my house
when someone swears.

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It's a force of habit.

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We have an...an 'oopsy' jar
in the pantry.

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It's like, you know, put
a quarter in for every bad word.

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You should smash
the 'oopsy' jar.

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- It might change your life.
- Yeah. Ugh! Sorry.

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Don't say sorry.
You don't need to do that.

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You don't need to apologize.
It's a fucked-up female habit.

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You don't need to be sorry
for anything, ever.

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That's...that's true.
That's great advice.

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Thank you.

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I love this music,
by the way.

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Thanks. Yeah.

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Makes me forget
I'm stuck in this shithole.

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- I'm gonna go get booze.
- Great!

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(MELLOW MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(GASPS)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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I was really caught up
in the ambiance.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Come on,
give me a little more.

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Ooh! (LAUGHS)

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No, I liked it.
I may join you later.

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Oh! You must love cooking
in this kitchen.

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No, not really. Sean does.

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I think it's probably just
an excuse to avoid writing.

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- Your husband's a writer?
- No.

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He wrote a book 10 years ago.

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It made him
the toast of the town.

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I actually had to stalk him to
make him fall in love with me.

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But then nothing. He never
wrote anything ever again.

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- It's the old bait-and-switch.
- What was the book?

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It's called
'Darkness at Dawn'.

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Oh, my gosh! I read that
in my book club.

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- Really?
- This was... Yeah.

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This was back when
I first became a single mom.

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I joined this book club and
that was the first book we read.

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It's... Oh, it's so impressive.

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So you're divorced, then?

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Widowed.

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Do you mind if I ask
how he died?

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(KNIFE BLADE CLINKS)

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(UNEASY MUSIC)

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Car accident.

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- Oh. How awful.
- Yeah.

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My brother Chris was in
the passenger seat, so...

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You're kidding.

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One fell swoop, and the two

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most important men
in my life were gone.

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Normally, sad stories
don't get to me.

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But that one...that one did.
That was brutal.

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I don't talk about it a lot,

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especially with people
I just met.

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I'm really sorry.
Oh! Mmm...

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Baby, if you
apologize again,

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I'm gonna have to slap
the sorry out of you.

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Yeah. That's...
I'm not sorry.

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That's a hard habit
to break, though.

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It is.

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So, are you dating anyone?

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No. Slim pickings in Warfield.

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Well, you are an hour
and a half outside the city.

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I'm not gonna date someone
from the city. (CHUCKLES)

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I tried eHarmony for a while,

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and then that
mother of three wound up

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with her head
in the trash can.

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You remember that?
And I... Ugh.

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I said, "No thank you. Delete."

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- (LAUGHS)
- What?

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Come on, baby.
You're too sexy to give up.

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(CHUCKLES) That's nice.
I don't know. Um...

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If your head's gonna
end up in a trash can,

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your head's gonna end up
in a trash can.

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I just didn't think I would
end up a single mom,

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struggling to make ends meet.

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I mean, my husband
had life insurance,

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thank goodness, but not a lot.

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I put half of that away
for Miles' college,

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and so, with that coming in,

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the money still
runs out in 2020.

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- Thank God for life insurance.
- Yeah.

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My husband doesn't have anything
if it makes you feel better,

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but he does spend like
he's the man of the hour.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Fucking have to pay
for everything.

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We can't even sell this house.

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We bought it during
the bubble and...

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I love your house.

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Don't dream of selling it.

244
00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,188
If I were you, I'd just...

245
00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:29,690
...I'd just bask in this kitchen
all day long.

246
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,361
- Then you should move in.
- (LAUGHS)

247
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,488
Here. Cheers
to being house poor.

248
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,281
Yes, cheers!

249
00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:41,827
EMILY: Mmm... What?

250
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,371
STEPHANIE: That's, uh...

251
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,997
It's just another one
of my bad decisions.

252
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:47,124
Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
It's great.

253
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,751
Is that a charity symbol?

254
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,046
Yeah, Mother Teresa and I are,
like, the same person, so...

255
00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,340
It's a nice contrast
with your ring.

256
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,300
Thanks. Yeah, this is
a family heirloom.

257
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,677
It belonged to Sean's
great-grandmom and then his mom

258
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,930
and she insisted that
I have it, so, you know...

259
00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:02,848
SEAN: Whose Subaru
is blocking the garage?

260
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,683
- Speak of the devil.
- Oh, that's mine.

261
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,477
- I'm sorry...
- You're what?

262
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:07,937
Mmm!

263
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,939
Your wife is trying to get me
to stop apologizing.

264
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:11,899
Well, maybe you can
get her to start.

265
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,109
Ooh!

266
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,443
- Hi.
- Hi.

267
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,278
- SEAN: Hi.
- EMILY: Hi.

268
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,280
Oh, martini time?

269
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,408
- I'm sure it's 5:00 somewhere.
- Oh, my God.

270
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,410
Did you just come up
with that cliche by yourself?

271
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:26,080
- He's such a brilliant writer.
- I have to say, you inspire me.

272
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,623
EMILY: Not enough, apparently.

273
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,000
SEAN: "Why, thank you very much
for going to the grocery store,"

274
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,920
he said, dripping with sarcasm.

275
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:36,674
Oh, I figured you'd want a break
from not writing ever.

276
00:12:36,841 --> 00:12:38,217
Hah!

277
00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:41,137
With that fatal blow,
she won the joust.

278
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,180
- Well played.
- Thank you.

279
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,932
- This is Stephanie.
- Hi, Stephanie.

280
00:12:45,099 --> 00:12:46,684
Her kid goes to Warfield
with our kid.

281
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:48,727
She read your book.

282
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,438
I did. I loved it!

283
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:51,981
It reminded me
of William Thackeray.

284
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:53,858
- She really read it.
- Wow.

285
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,360
Not many people trot out
Thackeray as a reference.

286
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,237
Oh, I was an English
major at Barnard.

287
00:12:58,404 --> 00:12:59,780
It was pre-mommy brain.

288
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,490
I did my thesis
on 'The Canterbury Tales'.

289
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,534
"And with that word
Arcite gan espye,

290
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,703
"whereas this lady
roamed to and fro."

291
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:09,165
"And with that sight,
her beauty hurt him so."

292
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,501
I'm sorry, do you guys
wanna get a room?

293
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,919
- Am I breaking this up?
- (ALL CHUCKLING)

294
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,254
I like that.

295
00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:17,423
Hey, do you want me
to make you a drink?

296
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:18,966
No. I'm good.
You guys enjoy.

297
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,509
I'm gonna head upstairs
for a shower.

298
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,178
Okay.

299
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,846
SEAN: Nice to meet you, Sharon.

300
00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,807
Y...yeah. It's lovely
to meet you.

301
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,101
He's terrible with names.

302
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,562
Oh, yeah. I mean,
Stephanie's crazy.

303
00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,772
Like, P-H? What? (CHUCKLES)

304
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,775
You guys are
such a cute couple.

305
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,486
Yeah, we're on the verge
of bankruptcy,

306
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,488
and we can't find
a decent nanny

307
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,948
in all of Connecticut, so...

308
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,450
Drowning.

309
00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:46,285
If you ever need me
to pick up Nicky

310
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:48,078
after school
and take him to my house,

311
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:51,081
even if you just need
the night off...

312
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:54,668
- You'd do that for me?
- Yeah. Anything.

313
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,925
(CLEARS THROAT)

314
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,386
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

315
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,804
<i>If it's your first visit</i>

316
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,681
<i>to the vlog, a hearty welcome.</i>

317
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,059
<i>Today's theme is friendship.</i>

318
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:11,352
<i>So today I thought</i>

319
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,937
<i>we would make...</i>

320
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,648
<i>...friendship bracelets!</i>

321
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,941
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

322
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,568
<i>I have never understood
these silly, hurtful divisions</i>

323
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,862
<i>between working moms
and stay-at-home moms.</i>

324
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,614
<i>Honestly, I have
found it difficult</i>

325
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,241
<i>to make friends with either.</i>

326
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,868
Emily! Hi. What's up, lady?

327
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,495
EMILY: <i>Hey, I was
wondering if I could</i>

328
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:31,539
<i>take you up on your offer
to pick up Nicky.</i>

329
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,374
<i>I'm in a meeting
with no end in sight.</i>

330
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:34,917
Uh, yeah,
I'm happy to help.

331
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,711
Actually, I just got this
jumbo set of Perler beads...

332
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,505
EMILY: <i>Yeah, yeah, okay.
You're the best.</i>

333
00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:42,341
Okay. Um, just does Nicky
have any dietary restrictions?

334
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,553
<i>Yeah, just don't feed him
shit he doesn't like. Thanks.</i>

335
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,013
Don't feed... Okay.

336
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,724
Oh, my God, she's so funny.

337
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,059
Whoo!

338
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,188
EMILY: No, no, no, Dennis,
this is what's gonna happen.

339
00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:59,024
I'm gonna do my job,
you're gonna take some pills,

340
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,193
and then I'm gonna
call you later, okay?

341
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,321
What? Oh, oh, I can't hear you!
I'm in an elevator.

342
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,906
STEPHANIE:
I am hungry for flesh!

343
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,866
(CHILDREN SQUEAL AND PLAY)

344
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,539
Oh, just Darth Mommy.

345
00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,457
It's this game we...
It's really silly.

346
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,084
Honestly, his dad
was much better

347
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,544
at the roughhousing stuff.

348
00:15:18,711 --> 00:15:20,546
- Don't do that.
- Do what?

349
00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:21,922
Don't denigrate
your good parenting

350
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,424
to comfort me
for my shitty parenting.

351
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:25,259
Oh, gosh,
no, Emily, that's...

352
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:26,802
That's not
what I was doing at all.

353
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,887
- I think you're a super mom.
- Oh, no, you don't.

354
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,222
Come on, your kid had

355
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,682
lobster bisque for lunch
the other day.

356
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,517
I'm lucky if I remember
my kid's lunch box.

357
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:34,935
Honestly, it's fine.

358
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,730
The nicest thing I could do for
Nicky is blow my brains out.

359
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,359
I'm kidding.

360
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,320
Right. Yeah. Well...

361
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,656
You do work in the city, so...

362
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,117
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

363
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:51,869
(BOYS PLAYING)

364
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,579
(CAMERA CLICKS)

365
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,041
Did you just
take my picture?

366
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,917
I'm yearbook mom.

367
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,836
Did I ask you
to take my picture?

368
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,838
- Erase it.
- Oh, you look really chic.

369
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,381
It's just for
"Faces and Places."

370
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,716
Just for the other parents.

371
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,844
Erase it or I'll slap a fucking
injunction on your yearbook.

372
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,763
- Do you understand?
- Yeah. Okay.

373
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,514
- (CAMERA BEEPS)
- Yeah, it's gone.

374
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,141
Whoa. Bye-bye.

375
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,684
Don't do that again.

376
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,394
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.

377
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,189
Or I didn't mean
to offend you.

378
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,983
Um, I'm sure that stuff's really
sensitive in your industry.

379
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,277
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Oh, no. It's all good.

380
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,487
I'm probably not
the kind of person

381
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:27,613
you're normally friends with.

382
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,199
Oh, you do not wanna be
friends with me. Trust me.

383
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:33,327
Dennis, sweetie,
let's try this again. Um...

384
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,913
Okay, I want you to go home
and chill the fuck out

385
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,248
and don't ever call me
again. Bye.

386
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,668
That's how
you talk to your boss?

387
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,503
Yeah. You know,
you gotta go right at 'em.

388
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,171
Especially the powerful ones

389
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,006
or they will fuck you
in the face.

390
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,592
Yeah, I get that.

391
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,345
Wanna get out of here?
Mommy needs a drink.

392
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:54,264
- (CHEERFUL FRENCH MUSIC)
- Yeah. Totally.

393
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,933
EMILY: Nicky!

394
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,644
STEPHANIE: Okay, guys,

395
00:16:58,811 --> 00:17:00,813
I guess we're going.

396
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,440
EMILY: Hey!
Nicky, come! Now!

397
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,983
Okay. I have a gift for you.

398
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,568
- Please close your eyes.
- Mmm-mmm.

399
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,112
Yeah. Hold out your
tattooed hand, please.

400
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,822
This is happening.
I'll wait all day.

401
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,658
- Are you propositioning me?
- Yes.

402
00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:14,368
Here. I made that for you.

403
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:16,954
You made this for me?

404
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:19,206
Thought it would go with that
pinstriped suit you have.

405
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,874
Really? That...that's nice.

406
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,252
No one does stuff
like this for me.

407
00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:26,088
I used to watch those
'Bewitched' reruns on TV Land,

408
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,840
and I always thought
it was so classy

409
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,341
when Darrin
would come from work

410
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,968
and Samantha
would fix him a martini.

411
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:33,470
So every time we do this,
I feel so high-tone.

412
00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,640
- My God, you're such a nerd.
- (CHUCKLES WEAKLY)

413
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,685
Ugh. Fuck this.
I need a real martini.

414
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,228
- This one's not real?
- Nope.

415
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,522
Sean and I had the real thing
at Dukes in London.

416
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,482
The key - frozen gin.

417
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,985
And a frozen glass. Here.

418
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,737
Move, bad martini!

419
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,530
Okay.

420
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,115
Little bit of vermouth.

421
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:56,285
- Swirl it around, dump.
- (SPLASHES)

422
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:59,079
Don't you dare
touch that wash cloth.

423
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,665
Then add in the gin.

424
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,876
Mmm.

425
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,169
Cut your twist.

426
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,507
Squeeze it, out side out.
Get a nice little mist.

427
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,593
Lick the edges. Voila.

428
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,344
And don't add
fucking ice. Ever.

429
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,804
We don't like ice anymore?

430
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,598
That shit ruins everything.

431
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,308
Tough day at work?

432
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,185
I just need to hit
the reset button sometimes.

433
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,853
Well, cheers.

434
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,563
Cheers.

435
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,741
Can you make me
one of those?

436
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,619
STEPHANIE: Do I look reset?

437
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,329
Because I feel reset.

438
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:43,457
- (EMILY CHUCKLES)
- You smell good.

439
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,209
What is that perfume?
You smell so good.

440
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,919
- I wish I smelled like you.
- Thank you.

441
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,588
It's one of Dennis'.
I could get you one.

442
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,965
I could get you a bathtub full,
if you'd like.

443
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,845
(STAMMERS) I would
love...love it, girlfriend.

444
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,388
Thank you. (SNIFFS)

445
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,225
I'm really unhappy with myself
for taking that picture...

446
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,143
Oh, my God, are you
still talking about that?

447
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,478
- It was so rude.
- Honestly, please.

448
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,230
- Please, stop. Forget about it.
- Just like,"Ooh, paparazzo."

449
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,732
You are so nice. I have no idea
how you've survived this long.

450
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,943
I'm not as nice
as you think, so...

451
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,444
Are you baiting me?

452
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,863
No! I'm just saying.

453
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,201
- Everybody has a dark side.
- Mmm-hmm.

454
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,203
Some of us are better
at hiding it than others.

455
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,038
Wanna trade confessions?

456
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,790
- No, no. No.
- (CHUCKLES) Come on.

457
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,292
What's the wildest thing
you've ever done?

458
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,378
Oh, I... No, I don't know.
I shouldn't.

459
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,046
You go first.

460
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,840
Okay, um...

461
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,552
A few months ago,
Sean and I had his TA over

462
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,888
for dinner and drinks,
and a threesome.

463
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,308
Was Sean jealous of him?

464
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,768
Did I say it was a him?

465
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:50,649
That's very cool, sis.
Very cool.

466
00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:52,192
- You okay?
- Yeah!

467
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,528
- I don't mean to freak you out.
- Hello!

468
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,154
I'm not freaked out.
Maybe you're freaked out.

469
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,781
- Okay.
- Because I'm not freaked out.

470
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,408
I'm cool. I'm laissez-faire.

471
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,243
Okay, laissez-faire.
(LAUGHS)

472
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,953
I mean, you're not exactly
a sexual maverick.

473
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,914
And that's fine. You know,
prudes are people too.

474
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,918
I wanna know
your secret. Tell me.

475
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,338
My dad died when I was
a senior in high school.

476
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,550
<i>And...</i>

477
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,844
<i>...this boy showed up
to the funeral.</i>

478
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,264
<i>His name was Chris</i>

479
00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,766
<i>and I guess he was
the spitting image</i>

480
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,977
<i>of my father
30 years younger.</i>

481
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,525
<i>My mom thought
she saw a ghost. It...</i>

482
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,694
(STEPHANIE SNIFFS)

483
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,741
<i>And it turned out
he was my half-brother.</i>

484
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,871
That's your whole secret?
That your dad had an affair?

485
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,247
No!

486
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,499
Okay, can you
just tell me your secret?

487
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,127
Come on,
spill it, dark side.

488
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,004
So, Chris...

489
00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:57,382
<i>It was too late for him to drive
home, so he stayed over.</i>

490
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,844
<i>We stayed up all night,
talking and...</i>

491
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,138
<i>My dad was...</i>

492
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,807
My dad was really the person
who understood me.

493
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,684
And he was gone, so...

494
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:12,564
I was alone-alone
for the first time.

495
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,276
<i>But he sees me, you know?</i>

496
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,070
<i>Like, he really sees me.</i>

497
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,074
And we just stared at each
other for the longest time.

498
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,661
You can't be too drunk in my
house not to finish the story.

499
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,371
- What happened?
- Uh, yeah. Uh... (SIGHS)

500
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,456
Okay, so, I don't know,

501
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,792
maybe it's not so racy
where you're from, but...

502
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,752
Stop avoiding.
Tell me what happened.

503
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,295
STEPHANIE: <i>We stood there
for the longest time.</i>

504
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,588
EMILY: <i>Uh-huh.</i>

505
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,548
STEPHANIE:
<i>So I went in to hug him and...</i>

506
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,342
<i>...and we kissed.</i>

507
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,803
<i>I know. It's so gross.</i>

508
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,096
- The end?
- Yeah.

509
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:45,305
- You just kissed?
- Yeah, we kissed.

510
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,391
You just kissed your brother?

511
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,393
- STEPHANIE: <i>Yeah. It's so...</i>
- EMILY: <i>What?</i>

512
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,311
STEPHANIE: <i>Ugh. It's so lurid.</i>

513
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,313
<i>It's my half-brother.
It's not my brother, but...</i>

514
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,856
EMILY: <i>It's your half-brother,
though? Oh, okay.</i>

515
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,608
- STEPHANIE: <i>It's my...</i>
- EMILY: <i>Yeah, there's more.</i>

516
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,193
<i>- No. No, there's not more.</i>
- EMILY: <i>Mmm-hmm.</i>

517
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,695
No, no. Yeah, there is.

518
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,905
- So...
- You fucked him.

519
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,240
What?!

520
00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:04,783
EMILY: <i>Was he good?</i>

521
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,035
STEPHANIE:
<i>That is so disgusting.</i>

522
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,578
<i>I don't know...</i>

523
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,205
- EMILY: <i>You didn't fuck him?</i>
- STEPHANIE: <i>I don't...</i>

524
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,207
<i>- Tell me you didn't fuck him.
- I don't know what...</i>

525
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,709
- EMILY: <i>Swear.</i>
- STEPHANIE: <i>I swear.</i>

526
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,502
Swear on your dad's grave.

527
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,256
(STAMMERS)

528
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,435
(STAMMERS)

529
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,771
Oh, my God.

530
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,818
- Don't. No!
- You're a brotherfucker!

531
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,486
- Don't.
- (LAUGHS)

532
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:42,863
This is good.

533
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:45,282
Oh, my God!

534
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,200
I've got a brotherfucker
taking care of my kid.

535
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,618
I shouldn't have
even said anything.

536
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,370
Brotherfucker!

537
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,039
You know what? I don't know.

538
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,041
- It's these stupid martinis.
- Hey, brotherfucker.

539
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:56,376
- Do you wanna stay for dinner?
- I shouldn't have said anything.

540
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,046
Yeah, I do wanna stay for
dinner. That would be lovely.

541
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,672
I can't wait to see
what you cook.

542
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,424
You know what?

543
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,968
I'm gonna cook you
the best meal of your life,

544
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,511
and you're gonna
feel really bad

545
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,096
about being
so mean right now.

546
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,639
- Brotherfucker!
- Ow!

547
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:10,974
I like you!

548
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,934
STEPHANIE: "Hi, moms,
Stephanie here.

549
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,936
"Today we'll be talking about
the perfect first aid kit

550
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,022
"so you're never left in need
during a crisis..."

551
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:19,357
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

552
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:22,444
- Hi!
- EMILY: <i>Stephanie!</i>

553
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:23,779
<i>Thank God you picked up.</i>

554
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:25,322
<i>Hey, I just have
a little emergency.</i>

555
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,365
<i>Oh, really? That's
a coincidence. I was just...</i>

556
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,868
<i>- I need your help.</i>
- Are you okay?

557
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,704
<i>I'm fine, but I do need
just a simple favor.</i>

558
00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,331
<i>Can you grab
Nicky from school?</i>

559
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:36,166
<i>Sean's in London, his mother
broke her fucking hip,</i>

560
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:38,376
<i>and I got a big fire
to put out at work.</i>

561
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,129
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God!
Poor Sean, poor you.

562
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,715
Um... Anything
I can do to help. Yeah.

563
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:45,550
<i>You're the best.
Hey, I gotta run.</i>

564
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,344
<i>But I'll get you back
for this, okay?</i>

565
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:49,262
Of course.
Nicky's in good hands.

566
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,681
<i>Hey, Stephanie,
you're a good person.</i>

567
00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:53,266
<i>A true friend. I mean that.</i>

568
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,353
Don't worry about it.
I will talk to you later. Bye.

569
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,441
- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
- (CHILDREN SHOUTING)

570
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,318
(GASPS) Freeze!
Do you know what I see?

571
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,362
I see two boys
getting a play date!

572
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,572
BOTH: Yay!

573
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:10,158
Stephanie, that's so great
you took the nanny job.

574
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,743
- Nanny job?
- Yeah, for Emily.

575
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,662
I know she was looking for one.

576
00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,122
Ahh.

577
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,124
Well, that...
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

578
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,377
We're just friends.
I'm helping her as a friend.

579
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:22,587
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

580
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,673
I didn't realize
you guys were so close.

581
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,424
Well, we are! (LAUGHS)

582
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,594
We drink martinis together.
Strong ones from London.

583
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:31,429
Okay, boys, if you don't
wrestle in the car,

584
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:32,722
I'm gonna
make you fruit pops!

585
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,225
- Let's go, let's go!
- BOTH: Yay!

586
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,479
She doesn't know
she's working for free.

587
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,274
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
- (ALL SINGING ALONG)

588
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,442
♪ A little bit of you
makes me your man

589
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,777
ALL: ♪ Whoa! ♪

590
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:48,530
- (TV PLAYING)
- (CHILDREN LAUGHING)

591
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,040
ON RECORDING:
<i>This is Emily Nelson,</i>

592
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,376
<i>Director of Public Relations
for Dennis Nylon Holdings.</i>

593
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,044
<i>Leave a message
or go fuck yourself.</i>

594
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:06,381
Hey, uh, Em,
it's Stephanie. Um...

595
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,176
I know you're probably
knee-deep in that crisis.

596
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,094
But Nicky's asking when
you're coming to get him,

597
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,762
and I don't know
what to say, so...

598
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,723
Just let me know.

599
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,601
And I hope you're hanging
in there. Give 'em heck.

600
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,102
<i>Stephanie Smothers?</i>

601
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,688
I'm a close friend of hers.
I'm watching her son.

602
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,607
Can you just tell me
where she is

603
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,192
and when she
might be back?

604
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,694
Yeah, she's in Miami
for a few days.

605
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,487
Did you wanna
leave a message?

606
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,656
I'm...I'm sorry,
did you say a few days?

607
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,200
Yeah, can you hold
for a second, please?

608
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,076
<i>She didn't say
that it was gonna be a few...</i>

609
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,704
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Oh, for the love of Job. Ooh!

610
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:40,081
- (LINE RINGS)
- SEAN: <i>Yes.</i>

611
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,584
Sean, hi! Um, it's Stephanie.
I'm so sorry to bother you.

612
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,211
I got your number
from the school directory.

613
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,712
Has something
happened to Nicky?

614
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,214
STEPHANIE: <i>No! Uh, Nicky's fine.</i>

615
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,634
He's... Yeah, sorry, he's fine.
He's here with me.

616
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,471
Um, Emily, though,
asked me to watch him and...

617
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,099
...that was two days ago,
and I haven't heard from her.

618
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,685
<i>- Have you guys been in touch?</i>
- Christ, two days?

619
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,229
<i>What'd she tell you?</i>

620
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,231
She said she had
to put out a big fire.

621
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,650
And I called her office
and they said she was in Miami?

622
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,193
<i>Yeah, that sounds
about right.</i>

623
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,736
I mean, I've played through

624
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,071
some of these
emergencies before.

625
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,614
<i>And once she knows
that Nicky's</i>

626
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,574
<i>being taken care of,
she disappears</i>

627
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:15,784
for quite some time.

628
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:19,162
- Oh, fun! Um...
- I'm flying back tomorrow.

629
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:21,373
I'll pick up Nicky as soon
as I'm on the ground.

630
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,167
<i>- All righty?</i>
- Yea... All righty.

631
00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,923
SEAN: Ah.

632
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,925
Miss Canterbury Tales.

633
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,635
Um, her assistant,
Valerie, said that

634
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,262
she couldn't get in touch
with her either,

635
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:38,974
which is weird 'cause it's
a work thing, an emergency.

636
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,184
Some of the moms think
we should go to the police.

637
00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:44,104
Jesus.
Has it really come to this?

638
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:45,772
Do you want tea?

639
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:48,066
You know what? Let's do it.

640
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,860
Not the tea. The police.

641
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:52,445
- STEPHANIE: Sean?
- SEAN: Yeah.

642
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:53,989
The police are here.

643
00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,740
Okay.

644
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,498
OFFICER BLANCO:
And when was the last time

645
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,625
either of you heard from her?

646
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,544
STEPHANIE:
Three days ago.

647
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:09,879
SEAN: I was in London.
My mother broke her hip.

648
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:11,756
- MOLLOY: I'm sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.

649
00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:13,591
BLANCO: And she said
it was a work crisis?

650
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,927
Yeah, she has
a very high-profile job

651
00:27:16,094 --> 00:27:18,430
and a full staff
that she oversees.

652
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:21,141
Most times when a woman
vanishes, she has a reason.

653
00:27:21,308 --> 00:27:23,059
What are you implying,
exactly?

654
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:24,686
You two didn't have a fight?

655
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:26,313
Something to make you
run off to London?

656
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:28,148
Are you saying that
I broke my mother's hip?

657
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:30,442
You leave town,
your wife takes off.

658
00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:32,569
Maybe there's, um,

659
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:35,363
a close 'friend' she might
be spending some time with.

660
00:27:35,530 --> 00:27:37,198
Excuse me, that's very rude.

661
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,326
He is a dedicated
husband and father.

662
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:40,660
I have seen him with his wife.

663
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,162
Let me tell you,
they've got more chemistry

664
00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:43,371
than a science fair.

665
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:44,664
Just exploring
all avenues, ma'am.

666
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,375
Well, that avenue is
a dead end, so you can drop it.

667
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,128
And where's Emily's family?

668
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,713
She doesn't have any.

669
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,256
She was an only child,

670
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:55,842
and her mother and father died
when she was a teenager.

671
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,345
I'm sorry,
I didn't know that.

672
00:27:58,511 --> 00:27:59,846
MOLLOY: We'll file
a missing person's report

673
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,474
and contact you
in the next couple of days.

674
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,059
If she doesn't turn up,

675
00:28:04,225 --> 00:28:06,311
we'll contact the local
authorities in Miami.

676
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:08,813
Not planning any more trips,
are you, Mr. Townsend?

677
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:11,941
No. I'm gonna be right here.

678
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,986
I'm gonna be at my house
with my son.

679
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,072
We can show ourselves out.

680
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,034
SEAN: God knows we've had
our troubles in the past,

681
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:24,746
but I don't think she'd just
up and leave her child.

682
00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:27,874
No, God, she adores Nicky.
She wouldn't do that.

683
00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,709
She is an enigma, my wife.

684
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,294
That's what drew me to her.

685
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:32,837
It can also make her impossible.

686
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,339
She can be so fiercely private.

687
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:35,632
She sure doesn't
like having

688
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,175
her picture taken,
I'll tell you that.

689
00:28:37,342 --> 00:28:39,260
I remember this one time,
she shut down my Facebook

690
00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:41,554
because I posted up
a family picture.

691
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,931
Ugh. Social media
is so tricky.

692
00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,474
You can get close to her,

693
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,267
but you can never
quite reach her.

694
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,937
She's like a beautiful ghost.

695
00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,688
Never entirely there.

696
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,232
That's so poetic.

697
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,401
You know, that's why
you're such a good writer.

698
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,444
I'm not a writer
anymore, Stephanie.

699
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:58,321
I gave all that up just to chase

700
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:00,031
this woman
for the rest of my life.

701
00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:01,616
(SEAN HUFFS)

702
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,119
I should order a taxi
and go home.

703
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:05,787
Yeah.

704
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,622
Oh, gosh, it's 1:25.

705
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,916
They stop driving at 1:00 here.

706
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,378
That couch pulls out, um,

707
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:15,088
if you wanna stay over.

708
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,798
I know Nicky would love it

709
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,508
if you were here
in the morning.

710
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,218
That would be lovely.

711
00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:23,388
(BLENDER WHIRRING)

712
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:32,397
(CHATTERING IN DISTANCE)

713
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:37,110
(BLENDER WHIRRING)

714
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:38,778
SEAN: Who wants
more B vitamins?

715
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,113
- MILES: Yeah!
- NICKY: I do!

716
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,031
SEAN: Yeah?
Are they nice?

717
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,783
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Delicious?

718
00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,535
- Hi.
- SEAN: Hey.

719
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:48,121
Uh, what on Earth
are you making?

720
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,956
These are
hangover smoothies.

721
00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:52,041
They get it
right out of you.

722
00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,501
And the kids love them.

723
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,795
A little tip -
they have a full portion

724
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,922
of vegetables in them
and they don't even know it.

725
00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:00,133
It's so hard to get kids
to eat their vegetables.

726
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,177
- SEAN: Right?
- (CHUCKLES)

727
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,511
Mmm.

728
00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:04,971
Wanna try some?

729
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,056
Great.

730
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,980
Good?

731
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,774
(CHUCKLES)

732
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:18,735
I think we should
get ready for school.

733
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:21,654
(GROANS)
Oh, school, school!

734
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:23,573
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

735
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:24,782
<i>Today I'm making</i>

736
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:25,992
<i>a new recipe I learned</i>

737
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,243
<i>for a hangover smoothie.</i>

738
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:28,786
<i>Uh, it's really nice.</i>

739
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,163
<i>I especially want to thank</i>

740
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,706
<i>everybody who's written in</i>

741
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:33,374
<i>to ask about Emily.</i>

742
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,211
<i>It's been four days now.</i>

743
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,921
<i>So...</i>

744
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,380
<i>The good news is that Sean</i>

745
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,798
<i>is home from London,</i>

746
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,050
<i>and he's working</i>

747
00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:43,635
<i>very closely with the police.</i>

748
00:30:43,801 --> 00:30:46,471
<i>Um, actually, moms,</i>

749
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,181
<i>I know a lot of you</i>

750
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:49,474
<i>are hung up on the idea</i>

751
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:50,683
<i>that the husband</i>

752
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,060
<i>is always the primary suspect.</i>

753
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:54,062
<i>I know. I've seen 'Law & Order'.</i>

754
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,605
<i>But, um...</i>

755
00:30:55,772 --> 00:30:57,815
<i>First, I'm here to tell you</i>

756
00:30:57,982 --> 00:31:00,568
<i>Sean was in London
when Emily disappeared.</i>

757
00:31:00,735 --> 00:31:02,862
<i>And some of you
have suggested</i>

758
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:05,657
<i>that he did that
to set up an alibi,</i>

759
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:09,744
<i>but he's an amazing husband
and an amazing father, so...</i>

760
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,663
<i>The police
haven't been much help.</i>

761
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,790
<i>But every mom knows if
you want something done right,</i>

762
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,708
<i>you have to do it yourself.</i>

763
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,835
<i>I will leave
no stone unturned.</i>

764
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,546
<i>I think that's
what Emily would want.</i>

765
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,256
RECEPTIONIST:
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

766
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,384
Dennis Nylon,
please hold.

767
00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:27,512
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

768
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:29,055
Hi, my name is Stephanie...

769
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:31,015
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

770
00:31:31,182 --> 00:31:32,559
My friend works here.
She's been missing...

771
00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,477
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

772
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:37,647
- I tried to call her assistant.
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.

773
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,232
Valerie? She wasn't
super helpful.

774
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,067
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

775
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:42,569
I can't tell
if you're talking to me.

776
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,195
- You're looking right at me...
- Please hold.

777
00:31:44,362 --> 00:31:46,030
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- Okay...

778
00:31:46,197 --> 00:31:47,865
Thanks for holding.
How may I direct your call?

779
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,200
Her name's Emily Nelson.

780
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,952
She's the head
of the PR department.

781
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:53,871
- Emily's not in today.
- I know she's not in.

782
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:56,207
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- Okay.

783
00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:58,209
I'm just gonna...

784
00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,211
Sorry. No, I am not sorry.

785
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:03,923
I need to speak
to Dennis Nylon, please?

786
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,050
A woman's missing, so...

787
00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:07,760
Mr. Nylon's not here right now.

788
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:11,097
- Great, I'll wait.
- Knock yourself out.

789
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,599
Okay.

790
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,479
(DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING LOUDLY IN DISTANCE)

791
00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,404
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

792
00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:30,491
RECEPTIONIST:
Dennis Nylon, please hold.

793
00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:32,493
Um, Mr. Nylon?

794
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,370
We don't accept
unsolicited resumes.

795
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,080
Cool. That's not why I'm here.

796
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,458
- Um, we have a problem.
- We most certainly do.

797
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,460
A friend of mine works in
your publicity department...

798
00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:41,961
Is that a vintage
Hermes scarf?

799
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,880
Um, my Aunt Frieda
gave it to me.

800
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:45,715
Did she want you
to hang yourself with it?

801
00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,425
Look at that knot.
Jesus fucking Christ!

802
00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:49,010
I'm here about
Emily Nelson.

803
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:50,386
What about Emily?
What happened?

804
00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,680
She asked me to pick up
her son four days ago

805
00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,307
because she went to Miami.

806
00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:56,017
She's still not back.
No texts, no calls.

807
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:57,935
No one in your office
seems to give a crap.

808
00:32:58,102 --> 00:32:59,687
Excuse my language.

809
00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,481
- Kiko.
- Hmm?

810
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,107
Why did Emily
go to Miami?

811
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,817
I didn't know she did.

812
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:08,655
We in this office
have learned that

813
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,281
when Emily elects
not to tell us something,

814
00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,824
it's best not to ask.

815
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,159
Doesn't she work for you?

816
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,244
Emily's job
is to stop the apocalypse

817
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,205
without worrying
any of the designers.

818
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:18,748
And she always
finds a way

819
00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:20,291
to look fabulous
when she does it.

820
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,834
That's great!

821
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,920
What do you suggest
that I do?

822
00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:26,172
Never wear a vintage Hermes
scarf with a Gap T-shirt.

823
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,383
If you were truly Emily's
friend, you would know that.

824
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:30,677
Excuse me,
I have a very busy day.

825
00:33:32,762 --> 00:33:35,306
Valerie, my office, now!

826
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:51,989
Hi.

827
00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:55,034
(DENNIS SHOUTS) Sit, sit, sit!
Emily - I want answers. Speak.

828
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,412
MAN: Steven,
you forgot the shirts.

829
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,288
(DENNIS CONTINUES SHOUTING)

830
00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:10,591
WOMAN: No, I can't
help you with that.

831
00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:12,135
Of course
he's freaking out.

832
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:14,303
He needs someone
to manage this now.

833
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,805
I don't know.

834
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,939
(METAL CLINKS)

835
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:29,152
Mother fudger.

836
00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:35,950
(DARK MUSIC)

837
00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,963
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

838
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:02,185
Well, if it isn't Aunt Frieda's
least favorite niece.

839
00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:03,853
What were you
doing up there?

840
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,689
Corporate spying or just
a common garden shoplifter?

841
00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:09,776
Yeah, you gotta go
right at them.

842
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:11,319
Especially the powerful ones

843
00:35:11,486 --> 00:35:13,112
or they will fuck you
in the face.

844
00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:15,656
Listen, you bargain basement
Tom Ford,

845
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:17,700
if you don't have this Ken doll
unhand me this second,

846
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:19,827
I will tell the thousands of
moms that watch my vlog

847
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,829
that Dennis Nylon is a bully
who victimizes women

848
00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:23,498
and that they should stop
buying your tacky blouses

849
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,166
made by Indonesian children

850
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,293
because if you lose moms,
you lose business.

851
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,840
Okay, number one, they are
not Indonesian children.

852
00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,759
They are Vietnamese
teenagers.

853
00:35:34,926 --> 00:35:37,595
Number two,
Tom Ford wishes he were me.

854
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:41,057
And number three,
if I'm tacky,

855
00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:44,310
okay, you're...

856
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:46,395
This has been fun.

857
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,815
Better pray
I don't have a bruise.

858
00:35:51,067 --> 00:35:53,152
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- (DOOR CLOSES)

859
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:00,701
No wonder she doesn't like

860
00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:02,245
having her picture taken.

861
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,502
DARREN: Look
at our little Stephanie.

862
00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:11,712
Comforting
the worried husband.

863
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,924
Oh, please. It's an arts
and crafts project.

864
00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:17,927
I've never seen her pass up
a chance to use a stapler.

865
00:36:18,094 --> 00:36:21,347
Emily's gonna hate those flyers
when she gets back.

866
00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:24,100
She's not coming back.
(SIGHS)

867
00:36:25,309 --> 00:36:26,686
Don't you watch 'Dateline'?

868
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:29,730
If the case isn't solved
in the first 72 hours,

869
00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:32,066
they're always dead.

870
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,776
Oh, yeah.

871
00:36:33,943 --> 00:36:35,194
(ROMANTIC FRENCH
MUSIC PLAYS)

872
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,654
Oh, perfect timing!

873
00:36:36,821 --> 00:36:38,531
Dinner's ready.
The boys are upstairs.

874
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:41,826
I'm just gonna have them wash
their hands and come down.

875
00:36:41,993 --> 00:36:44,620
- Um...
- Are you okay?

876
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:47,164
(EXHALES) I've just never
experienced anything like this,

877
00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,792
walking into
a fully set dinner table.

878
00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:53,170
Yeah... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
This is weird.

879
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,298
- I'm being...
- No, no, no! Not at all.

880
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,966
I think anything
stable these days

881
00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,509
is like a gift
from heaven, right?

882
00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,469
I should tidy up
first, though.

883
00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:04,056
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- (SIGHS)

884
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,142
- SUMMERVILLE: Oh, hey.
- SEAN: Hello.

885
00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:07,351
- Mr. Townsend?
- Ah, yes.

886
00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:08,728
Detective Summerville.
We spoke on the phone.

887
00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,146
SEAN: That's right. Um...

888
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,148
Stephanie, can you help
the boys with their homework?

889
00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:14,025
Of course.

890
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,735
- Come in. Sorry.
- Thank you.

891
00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:19,280
Just a pre-dinner snack.

892
00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,491
- That's a cute nanny.
- No, no.

893
00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,535
That's one
of my wife's friends.

894
00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,871
She's been helping me out.

895
00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:29,957
Oh, shit. Can she come
help out around my house too?

896
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:31,918
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

897
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:34,670
SUMMERVILLE:
The passenger manifest says

898
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,631
she wasn't on
any flights to Miami.

899
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:38,883
But she did rent
a white Kia from Budget.

900
00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,635
She paid in cash
for a two-day rental.

901
00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,678
Now, when people
pay in cash,

902
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,388
that usually means one thing.

903
00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:46,474
SEAN: What are you saying?
She's having an affair?

904
00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:48,059
I can't say that
with any confidence.

905
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,685
SEAN: Can you
not track the Kia?

906
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,312
SUMMERVILLE: I have
toll booth reports coming in

907
00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:52,647
from across the country,

908
00:37:52,813 --> 00:37:54,273
assuming she's not
swapping out plates.

909
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,983
I wanna get a description
of your wife

910
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,778
to every precinct
in the tri-state area, okay?

911
00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:00,988
Did she have
any distinguishing features?

912
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,740
Any birthmarks, tattoos?

913
00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:04,575
She's got a tattoo
on her left wrist.

914
00:38:04,742 --> 00:38:05,910
Oh, great.

915
00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:08,496
It's flames and a charity
symbol in the middle.

916
00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:10,498
- (CHUCKLES)
- Really?

917
00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:12,500
- More judgment from you?
- Nope. No, no, no.

918
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,085
But she did
things like that.

919
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:16,045
Impulsive, crazy things.

920
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:17,755
SUMMERVILLE:
I'm gonna go call this in.

921
00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,674
Tell your wife's friend
I said goodbye.

922
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:25,054
You're a saint.
You don't have to do that.

923
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:27,598
I'm not a saint. I just like
to keep my hands busy.

924
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:29,475
Um... I should go.

925
00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:31,185
It's Flags of the World Day
on Monday.

926
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:33,771
I haven't even started
on South America.

927
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,274
Sorry.

928
00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:40,111
No, I don't mean sorry.
I mean thank you.

929
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:42,279
Thank you for being
such a good friend.

930
00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:43,614
Of course.

931
00:38:43,781 --> 00:38:45,616
I'm a problem-solver.
I just wish I could do more.

932
00:38:45,783 --> 00:38:47,827
You're doing plenty.

933
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:57,128
So, that's where
we are today.

934
00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:58,671
And we are keeping
our heads up

935
00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,339
and not jumping
to any conclusions.

936
00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,882
We are soldiering on

937
00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:03,968
with cookies and origami.

938
00:39:04,135 --> 00:39:06,303
But for you moms
who want to help,

939
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,639
we know that Emily
was driving a white Kia

940
00:39:08,806 --> 00:39:10,433
that she rented
from a Budget

941
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,852
at La Guardia Airport
on the 24th.

942
00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:14,520
And I did a little digging,

943
00:39:14,687 --> 00:39:16,981
so, um,
the license plate is...

944
00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:19,191
(MESSAGE NOTIFICATION CHIMES)

945
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:25,781
VIEWER: <i>Dear Stephanie, I'm
writing from Standish, Michigan,</i>

946
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:27,324
<i>with a possible
Emily sighting.</i>

947
00:39:27,491 --> 00:39:29,285
<i>I was driving down I-75
two days ago,</i>

948
00:39:29,452 --> 00:39:31,328
<i>when I saw a woman
gassing up a white Kia.</i>

949
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,581
<i>She was really pretty
and I remember thinking</i>

950
00:39:33,748 --> 00:39:35,458
<i>she didn't look like
she was from around here.</i>

951
00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:37,209
<i>I hope this help...</i>

952
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,004
STEPHANIE: So, um,
Summerville sent the info

953
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:41,714
to the local authorities
in Michigan.

954
00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:44,508
Did she ever mention Michigan?
Did she have a friend there?

955
00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:47,136
As far as I knew, she didn't
have any real friends.

956
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:48,846
- Not before you.
- Oh.

957
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:52,058
- I... How is that possible?
- (PHONE RINGS)

958
00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:54,393
Hold on.

959
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,645
Hello. Please
tell me you found her.

960
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:58,522
A lake?

961
00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:01,609
(STAMMERS)
Well, I don't know.

962
00:40:02,777 --> 00:40:04,236
Okay, I'm heading
there now.

963
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,280
They found the rental car
in Michigan.

964
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:07,823
Look, I'm gonna have to go

965
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,742
'cause otherwise
I'm going to go crazy.

966
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:11,869
- Can you do me a favor?
- Yes, it's done. Go.

967
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:15,081
<i>Hi, moms. Stephanie here.</i>

968
00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:17,750
I can see we have
a flood of new viewers today.

969
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:21,087
And if you're new
to the vlog, I'm sorry.

970
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,172
This probably isn't
the best entry to start with.

971
00:40:23,339 --> 00:40:26,300
<i>For those of you who have been
following my vlog this week,</i>

972
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,136
<i>you know that my best friend
Emily went missing.</i>

973
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:32,640
<i>And so many of you wrote in with
your helpful tips and ideas.</i>

974
00:40:32,807 --> 00:40:37,061
<i>And I wanna give a special
thanks to Leanne Lippens</i>

975
00:40:37,228 --> 00:40:40,689
<i>whose helpful tip made
a major break in the case.</i>

976
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:44,276
<i>I have some somber news.</i>

977
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,405
(VOICE BREAKING)
<i>Emily was found.</i>

978
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:53,536
<i>Not alive, I'm afraid.</i>

979
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,706
<i>My friend Emily Nelson...</i>

980
00:40:59,166 --> 00:41:00,709
<i>...is dead.</i>

981
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,393
PRIEST: Our Father,
we look to you again,

982
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,645
facing this moment
of our need.

983
00:41:19,812 --> 00:41:22,690
In our sorrow,
grief and loneliness

984
00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:25,025
draw us up to yourself,

985
00:41:25,192 --> 00:41:27,778
that we may know the comfort
of the everlasting arms.

986
00:41:27,945 --> 00:41:29,738
Especially support
and comfort those

987
00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:33,200
who have been closest
to our departed sister.

988
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,910
Sustain them
in the blessed assurance

989
00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:36,495
that death is conquered

990
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,038
and new life is begun.

991
00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:39,957
To be absent from the body

992
00:41:40,124 --> 00:41:41,667
is to be present
with the Lord.

993
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,669
May we be assured
in the hope

994
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,337
that we shall
walk together again

995
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,214
in your blessed presence.

996
00:41:47,381 --> 00:41:49,466
Help us to number our days

997
00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,428
that we may apply
our hearts unto wisdom.

998
00:41:52,595 --> 00:41:54,013
In the name of the Father,

999
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:55,931
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit.

1000
00:41:56,098 --> 00:41:57,349
Amen.

1001
00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:00,644
(LOW CONVERSATIONS)

1002
00:42:04,857 --> 00:42:07,067
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

1003
00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:09,820
Are those, um...

1004
00:42:09,987 --> 00:42:11,739
Oh, yeah, yeah,
they are.

1005
00:42:11,906 --> 00:42:14,450
They're from your
last-minute brownie entry.

1006
00:42:14,617 --> 00:42:17,161
I can't believe
you watch my vlog.

1007
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:19,622
I mean, to be honest, when
we first started watching it,

1008
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,248
we were just
making fun of you.

1009
00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:22,833
But, um...

1010
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,960
But then you had some
really helpful hints in there,

1011
00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,879
especially when Lulu
got that rash.

1012
00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:29,006
Apple cider vinegar
was great.

1013
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:30,716
Oh, well, great! That's...

1014
00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:32,509
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

1015
00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:36,180
You're a real saint to help
her family out like this.

1016
00:42:36,347 --> 00:42:37,848
I'm not a saint.

1017
00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:40,267
Emily was my friend, and she'd
do the same for me, so...

1018
00:42:40,434 --> 00:42:41,936
If you or Sean need me

1019
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:44,647
to watch Miles or Nicky
anytime, it's nothing.

1020
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:46,690
That's so sweet, Sona.
Thank you.

1021
00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:49,693
It's the least she could do.
She didn't even bake anything.

1022
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,654
- I'm gonna... Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

1023
00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:54,949
Nicky,
you don't need to worry.

1024
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:56,575
Your mom's in heaven now.

1025
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,494
No, she's not! Shut up!

1026
00:42:58,661 --> 00:43:00,162
- Ow! Ow! Stop it!
- She's in the ground!

1027
00:43:00,329 --> 00:43:01,538
She's never coming back!

1028
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:03,123
- (NICKY GRUNTS)
- Ow! You're hurting me!

1029
00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:04,792
- NICKY: I hate you!
- MILES: Ow! Stop it!

1030
00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:07,336
- (NICKY CONTINUES GRUNTING)
- SEAN: Nicky, get off him!

1031
00:43:08,712 --> 00:43:10,172
Nicky, what are you doing?
Get off him!

1032
00:43:10,339 --> 00:43:11,882
- What the hell are you doing?
- (MILES CRIES)

1033
00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:13,926
- Calm down, stop that.
- She made this happen!

1034
00:43:14,093 --> 00:43:15,594
- She made my mom die.
- That's crazy.

1035
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,513
- You know that.
- She's trying to be my new mom!

1036
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,973
Sweetie, I'm not trying
to be your mom.

1037
00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:21,475
- I want my mom!
- I know you do, baby. I know.

1038
00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,936
- But calm down.
- Mom was right. You are a loser!

1039
00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:26,563
Is that what she told you,

1040
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:28,065
drunk at 2:00
in the afternoon?

1041
00:43:28,232 --> 00:43:30,109
- I am trying my best!
- Sean!

1042
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:31,527
He's just a little boy.
Jesus!

1043
00:43:31,694 --> 00:43:33,279
- Nicky, I'm sorry.
- (NICKY CRIES)

1044
00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:35,531
- What do I do? What do I do?
- STEPHANIE: Okay.

1045
00:43:35,698 --> 00:43:37,366
We're all gonna take a deep,
centering breath now.

1046
00:43:37,533 --> 00:43:38,909
Ready?
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1047
00:43:39,076 --> 00:43:40,786
We're gonna focus
on one thing at a time.

1048
00:43:40,953 --> 00:43:42,329
I'm gonna stay
and talk to Nicky.

1049
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:43,914
So I need you
to take Miles inside,

1050
00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:45,249
put some ice on his nose.

1051
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:47,334
'Cause you got
a good little shiner coming.

1052
00:43:48,419 --> 00:43:49,795
- It's okay.
- Okay.

1053
00:43:49,962 --> 00:43:51,922
It's okay. It's okay.

1054
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:56,427
I don't wanna talk to you.

1055
00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:59,722
Well... (SIGHS)...you're not
my favorite dinner date

1056
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:02,016
right now either, buster.

1057
00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,475
But you should know
that everything

1058
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,311
you're feeling right now
is normal.

1059
00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,396
You can act out
all you want. That's fine.

1060
00:44:07,563 --> 00:44:09,231
This doesn't change
what I know.

1061
00:44:09,398 --> 00:44:12,192
- What do you know?
- That you're a good kid.

1062
00:44:15,029 --> 00:44:16,905
So let's just sit here
and not talk.

1063
00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:20,576
Let's just sit here and...

1064
00:44:20,743 --> 00:44:23,203
...and feel lousy
and watch the grass grow.

1065
00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:28,959
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1066
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:38,886
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1067
00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:58,364
Hey.

1068
00:44:59,448 --> 00:45:00,824
Hey, come on.

1069
00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:02,868
Don't be hard on yourself, yeah?

1070
00:45:03,035 --> 00:45:05,120
This is the kind of stuff
nobody gets right.

1071
00:45:05,287 --> 00:45:07,247
You do. You always do.

1072
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,124
No, no, come on.

1073
00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,798
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1074
00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:23,931
(STAMMERS)

1075
00:45:27,226 --> 00:45:28,811
Um...

1076
00:45:31,939 --> 00:45:34,274
Um, I don't know if we...

1077
00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:35,818
Yeah.

1078
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,986
- You're right. We shouldn't.
- Yeah.

1079
00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:40,280
Yeah.

1080
00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:42,616
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1081
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,326
Fuck.

1082
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:51,125
(SENSUAL MUSIC)

1083
00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:56,630
SONG: ♪ So don't forget me

1084
00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:59,842
♪ Come close

1085
00:46:00,008 --> 00:46:03,262
♪ Be under my skin

1086
00:46:03,429 --> 00:46:07,141
♪ I can not wait

1087
00:46:07,307 --> 00:46:11,437
♪ Go under my skin... ♪

1088
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:14,440
(MOANING)

1089
00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,609
(SENSUAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

1090
00:46:26,326 --> 00:46:30,330
(GASPS AND MOANS)

1091
00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:46,180
(REMOTE BEEPS)

1092
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:49,349
('BONNIE AND CLYDE'
BY BARDOT & GAINSBOURG PLAYS)

1093
00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:23,675
(SONG CONTINUES)

1094
00:48:09,388 --> 00:48:11,348
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- (CHUCKLES)

1095
00:48:11,515 --> 00:48:13,475
Huh! Come on.

1096
00:48:14,768 --> 00:48:16,728
Are you serious?

1097
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,939
(DOORBELL RINGS)

1098
00:48:19,106 --> 00:48:22,234
(SONG CONTINUES)

1099
00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:30,409
- Hey, Ms. Smothers!
- (EXCLAIMS)

1100
00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:33,036
- Can I talk to you?
- Yeah. Um...

1101
00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:35,497
I'll come right down.

1102
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,418
Shit!

1103
00:48:39,585 --> 00:48:40,711
(MUSIC STOPS)

1104
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:42,754
- Hi! Hi!
- Hey, hey.

1105
00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:46,216
Uh, I just left something
here, so I was just...

1106
00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:49,511
I had a key 'cause earlier
Sean gave me a key...

1107
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:50,846
You're not under arrest,
Miss Smothers.

1108
00:48:51,013 --> 00:48:52,764
- Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
- FYI.

1109
00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:55,058
I should hope not. Oh!

1110
00:48:55,225 --> 00:48:56,768
- All right. No, no.
- No.

1111
00:48:56,935 --> 00:48:59,438
- You're very funny.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1112
00:48:59,605 --> 00:49:01,023
Um...

1113
00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:02,649
Sean's not here right now.

1114
00:49:02,816 --> 00:49:04,985
You know, I was actually
hoping to speak to you.

1115
00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:07,154
- Oh!
- Yeah, I went by your house.

1116
00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:08,697
Then I went by the school.

1117
00:49:08,864 --> 00:49:10,699
Then one of the moms
thought you might be here.

1118
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:13,035
Did they? Okay.
Well, that's...

1119
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:14,620
Was it Stacy?

1120
00:49:14,786 --> 00:49:16,455
Can I come in?

1121
00:49:16,622 --> 00:49:18,373
- Of course. I would love that.
- Thank you.

1122
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:19,958
Entrez-vous.

1123
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:22,669
You said that Emily's
your best friend.

1124
00:49:22,836 --> 00:49:25,047
Yes. Yes, we are.

1125
00:49:25,213 --> 00:49:27,299
- Was she depressed?
- No.

1126
00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:29,009
No, she had everything.

1127
00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:30,636
She had the house
and the job...

1128
00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,429
And the husband.

1129
00:49:32,596 --> 00:49:34,139
I was getting there, yeah.

1130
00:49:34,306 --> 00:49:36,266
The neighbors said
they fought a lot.

1131
00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:38,644
Well, they had issues. Um...

1132
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,479
But they loved
each other intensely.

1133
00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:42,814
Oh, what issues
did they have?

1134
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:45,108
The normal issues. They were
stressed about money.

1135
00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:47,152
And I think Emily wanted

1136
00:49:47,319 --> 00:49:49,112
to slow down
and smell the roses.

1137
00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,906
She slowed down all right.

1138
00:49:51,073 --> 00:49:54,951
I got the autopsy report
right here.

1139
00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:56,453
Let's see here.

1140
00:49:56,620 --> 00:49:58,997
"Severe liver damage
suggesting heavy alcohol use.

1141
00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:02,793
"Track marks along her arms
and between her toes."

1142
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:04,878
I mean, were you aware
of the heroin use?

1143
00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:10,175
No, that's, uh...
(STAMMERING)

1144
00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:13,929
I'm sorry, I really
have trouble believing that.

1145
00:50:14,096 --> 00:50:15,138
I mean...

1146
00:50:15,305 --> 00:50:16,890
She liked a very
strong martini, but...

1147
00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:21,478
I don't know how she could've
kept that a secret from me,

1148
00:50:21,645 --> 00:50:24,231
and especially
from her husband, Sean.

1149
00:50:24,398 --> 00:50:26,149
Yeah, you seem
to know Sean pretty well.

1150
00:50:26,316 --> 00:50:28,694
I... We've gotten
to know each other

1151
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,905
over the last few weeks,
just as friends.

1152
00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:33,782
Uh-huh.

1153
00:50:33,949 --> 00:50:35,325
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm guessing

1154
00:50:35,492 --> 00:50:37,411
you've never dealt
with law enforcement before.

1155
00:50:44,751 --> 00:50:46,253
- Not really, no.
- Mmm.

1156
00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:48,547
(SUMMERVILLE CHUCKLES)

1157
00:50:48,714 --> 00:50:50,090
That's a really nice dress.

1158
00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:51,717
Oh, thank you.

1159
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,343
Doesn't seem to be
your style, though.

1160
00:50:53,510 --> 00:50:55,887
Oh, I'm very versatile,
Detective,

1161
00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:57,639
I think you'll find.

1162
00:50:57,806 --> 00:51:00,809
I'm really just trying
to help Sean and Nicky

1163
00:51:00,976 --> 00:51:02,477
in their time of grief.

1164
00:51:02,644 --> 00:51:03,854
Oh, how is Sean's grief?

1165
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,606
He's... He is holding up
very well.

1166
00:51:06,773 --> 00:51:09,109
As well as can be expected.

1167
00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:10,861
Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)

1168
00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:12,904
Is that everything, or...

1169
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:15,615
(CLEARS THROAT)
Let me ask you something.

1170
00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:20,370
Were you aware
that he took out

1171
00:51:20,537 --> 00:51:23,457
an extra $4 million
life insurance policy

1172
00:51:23,623 --> 00:51:25,709
on Emily before
she disappeared?

1173
00:51:27,544 --> 00:51:30,464
I was not aware of that, no.

1174
00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:33,008
I... Why? How would I?

1175
00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:37,137
(CHUCKLES) Okay, all right.

1176
00:51:37,304 --> 00:51:39,765
(SIGHS) Yeah, I don't...

1177
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:42,350
I'm sorry. What did...

1178
00:51:44,019 --> 00:51:46,646
What are you... Are you saying
he had her rubbed out?

1179
00:51:46,813 --> 00:51:50,650
- He hired a hitman?
- (LAUGHS)

1180
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:53,236
I didn't say anything
about him hiring a hitman.

1181
00:51:53,403 --> 00:51:54,780
You just did.

1182
00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,990
Okay, I can see

1183
00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:59,242
that you're enjoying yourself,
Detective Summerville.

1184
00:51:59,409 --> 00:52:01,077
But if you wanna
grill someone, you should

1185
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:03,246
really speak to Emily's
boss, Dennis Nylon.

1186
00:52:03,413 --> 00:52:05,207
He could not be
more suspicious.

1187
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:07,459
That's super interesting
because he contacted us

1188
00:52:07,626 --> 00:52:10,086
and he said he thought you knew
more than you were letting on.

1189
00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:12,631
Well, he...he sucks.

1190
00:52:12,798 --> 00:52:15,175
So... (SIGHS)

1191
00:52:15,342 --> 00:52:17,761
As long as you're honest
with me, Ms. Smothers,

1192
00:52:17,928 --> 00:52:20,889
I swear to you, you have
nothing to worry about, okay?

1193
00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:24,226
I'm just following breadcrumbs
wherever they lead.

1194
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:26,394
Okay, you know what?
I'm done for now.

1195
00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:28,271
Thanks for your time.

1196
00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:31,024
(STAMMERS) Your theory
doesn't hold water, you know,

1197
00:52:31,191 --> 00:52:32,734
because it doesn't explain

1198
00:52:32,901 --> 00:52:34,945
the fake plane ticket
or the rental car.

1199
00:52:35,111 --> 00:52:36,780
And why would someone
shoot her full of heroin

1200
00:52:36,947 --> 00:52:38,323
at a summer camp in Michigan?

1201
00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,408
There's plenty of good heroin
right here in Connecticut!

1202
00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:41,910
I'm told.

1203
00:52:42,077 --> 00:52:44,412
Great, good. Okay,
so we have a lot to talk about.

1204
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:46,456
All right, then.
Enjoy the new house.

1205
00:52:46,623 --> 00:52:49,209
The worst breadcrumbs
I've ever heard of, you know.

1206
00:52:49,376 --> 00:52:51,086
Couldn't fill a Caesar salad
with those breadcrumbs!

1207
00:52:51,253 --> 00:52:52,754
(DOOR CLOSES)

1208
00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:56,049
(TENSE MUSIC)

1209
00:52:58,176 --> 00:52:59,719
(SIGHING IN RELIEF)

1210
00:53:03,098 --> 00:53:05,559
Ohh! Ugh!

1211
00:53:18,822 --> 00:53:22,450
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1212
00:53:45,015 --> 00:53:47,976
Why is this
Caesarean salad so crunchy?

1213
00:53:48,143 --> 00:53:51,146
It's Caesar salad, baby,
and it's delicious.

1214
00:53:51,313 --> 00:53:52,981
What's in it?

1215
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,568
- Breadcrumbs.
- Oh.

1216
00:53:56,735 --> 00:53:58,153
How was your day at work?

1217
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,738
Grim.

1218
00:53:59,905 --> 00:54:01,615
Spent most of the day
explaining the difference

1219
00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:05,493
between "your" possessive
and "you're" apostrophe R-E

1220
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,454
to college juniors.

1221
00:54:08,538 --> 00:54:10,749
I can see how that might
drive a man over the edge.

1222
00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,834
I know, right?

1223
00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:14,419
What about you boys?

1224
00:54:14,586 --> 00:54:16,212
What'd you guys get up to
today at school?

1225
00:54:16,379 --> 00:54:17,797
I saw my mom.

1226
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:22,010
Um...

1227
00:54:22,177 --> 00:54:23,595
I understand, Nicky,
that sometimes

1228
00:54:23,762 --> 00:54:25,889
we think we see people
that we miss

1229
00:54:26,056 --> 00:54:27,724
even if they're gone.

1230
00:54:27,891 --> 00:54:29,225
No, I saw her.

1231
00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:30,518
She was right outside
the fence

1232
00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:32,520
by the kickball yard
at recess.

1233
00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:36,232
Well, lots of people
look like someone else.

1234
00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:39,110
Nobody looks like Mom!

1235
00:54:39,277 --> 00:54:41,237
She told me
to say hi to Stephanie.

1236
00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,448
Nicky, this is unhealthy.

1237
00:54:43,615 --> 00:54:45,784
Miles saw her too.
Right, Miles?

1238
00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:48,453
I think I did.

1239
00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:51,122
But I don't know.
I was playing tetherball.

1240
00:54:51,289 --> 00:54:52,749
Did you two hatch this up?

1241
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:55,001
Is this a game, like when you
smash everything with trucks?

1242
00:54:55,168 --> 00:54:56,628
Because you know
what we say about lying.

1243
00:54:56,795 --> 00:54:59,381
I'm not lying!
I saw her! Fuck you!

1244
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:01,883
- Hey, Nicky!
- MILES: Oopsy!

1245
00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:05,261
I'm sorry.

1246
00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:07,514
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE)

1247
00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:16,439
Don't I get a kiss
good night?

1248
00:55:16,606 --> 00:55:18,441
Of course you do, sweetie.

1249
00:55:18,608 --> 00:55:20,360
Actually, you owe
the oopsy jar a quarter

1250
00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:22,445
for earlier, but I...

1251
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:29,786
Good night, sweetie.

1252
00:55:39,004 --> 00:55:40,547
Hey.

1253
00:55:41,631 --> 00:55:43,299
We should get naked.

1254
00:55:45,635 --> 00:55:47,387
What is it?

1255
00:55:47,554 --> 00:55:48,722
What's wrong?

1256
00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:52,350
I smell her, Sean.
I smell her perfume.

1257
00:55:52,517 --> 00:55:54,561
It's all over Nicky
like a ghost.

1258
00:55:54,728 --> 00:55:56,229
He probably got
to her perfume bottle

1259
00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:57,856
in the medicine cabinet.

1260
00:55:58,023 --> 00:55:59,441
He misses her.

1261
00:55:59,607 --> 00:56:01,026
Okay? It's just you
being paranoid.

1262
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,319
Is it? Because
I found this too.

1263
00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:05,864
What's this?

1264
00:56:06,031 --> 00:56:07,240
It's the friendship
bracelet I made her.

1265
00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:09,534
I'm afraid to say
she would not have kept this.

1266
00:56:09,701 --> 00:56:12,203
She hated stuff like this.

1267
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:14,831
She probably gave it to him
right after you gave it to her.

1268
00:56:14,998 --> 00:56:17,250
Unless he's telling the truth.

1269
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,919
You saw her
with your own eyes.

1270
00:56:20,086 --> 00:56:21,463
In her coffin.

1271
00:56:21,629 --> 00:56:23,048
There was something off.

1272
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:25,050
They found her
at the bottom of a lake!

1273
00:56:25,216 --> 00:56:26,676
You saw her tattoo,

1274
00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:29,054
and you saw that ring
that she stole from my mother.

1275
00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:32,807
She said your mother
wanted her to have that ring.

1276
00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:34,476
She said your
mother insisted.

1277
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:36,770
That's what she told you?
(SCOFFS)

1278
00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:39,022
My father gave that ring
to my mother.

1279
00:56:39,189 --> 00:56:41,483
It was like the only bit of
jewelry that she ever owned.

1280
00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:44,694
I took Emily to London to meet
my mother after we eloped.

1281
00:56:44,861 --> 00:56:47,197
It went missing that weekend.

1282
00:56:47,363 --> 00:56:50,575
My mother was frantic.
We searched everywhere.

1283
00:56:50,742 --> 00:56:53,119
Nothing. We didn't
find a single thing.

1284
00:56:53,286 --> 00:56:55,121
<i>My mother was devastated.</i>

1285
00:56:55,288 --> 00:56:58,041
<i>So we took our flight
back to New York.</i>

1286
00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,085
Guess what I found.

1287
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,545
What did you find?

1288
00:57:02,712 --> 00:57:04,214
- No!
- (LAUGHS)

1289
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,799
No way!

1290
00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:08,468
- My little Sherlock Holmes.
- (CHUCKLES)

1291
00:57:08,635 --> 00:57:10,345
Mum is gonna
be so relieved.

1292
00:57:10,512 --> 00:57:12,055
Oh, come on, baby.

1293
00:57:12,222 --> 00:57:15,100
Your mom will take it
to the grave. What a waste.

1294
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,601
It's so pretty.

1295
00:57:16,768 --> 00:57:17,977
Excuse me.

1296
00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:20,688
Not amusing, my darling,
not in the slightest.

1297
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:23,066
I'm not joking
in the slightest...

1298
00:57:23,233 --> 00:57:25,235
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
...my darling.

1299
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:28,321
I took it. I don't have any
intention of giving it back.

1300
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:29,864
Of course
we're gonna give it back.

1301
00:57:30,031 --> 00:57:31,407
No.

1302
00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:34,202
We'll tell her it just slipped
into your purse by accident,

1303
00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:36,371
and we've only
found it now.

1304
00:57:36,538 --> 00:57:38,206
But if you tell her
that I found it,

1305
00:57:38,373 --> 00:57:40,208
then I have to tell her
that I stole it.

1306
00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:42,377
And what do you think
will be worse for her?

1307
00:57:42,544 --> 00:57:44,420
Thinking that
she lost her ring,

1308
00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:47,298
or thinking that her son
married a thief? (GASPS)

1309
00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:48,800
- Baby...
- Hey.

1310
00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:51,553
You choose, her or me?

1311
00:57:54,222 --> 00:57:56,015
Meet me in the bathroom
in 20 seconds.

1312
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,725
Knock twice.

1313
00:58:07,986 --> 00:58:11,114
(UNEASY MUSIC)

1314
00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:26,880
SEAN: <i>Nine months later,
Nicky was born.</i>

1315
00:58:27,046 --> 00:58:29,048
STEPHANIE:
<i>How could you stay with her?</i>

1316
00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:31,217
I was spellbound.

1317
00:58:31,384 --> 00:58:33,928
She was the only woman
I could never figure out fully.

1318
00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:36,014
And as a young,
arrogant writer,

1319
00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:38,266
I could never live up
to what she expected of me.

1320
00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:40,101
I was always
looking over my shoulder.

1321
00:58:40,268 --> 00:58:41,811
I could hardly sleep.

1322
00:58:42,937 --> 00:58:44,397
But with you, it's different.

1323
00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:46,024
I sleep like a log.

1324
00:58:46,191 --> 00:58:47,567
That's what every woman
wants to hear.

1325
00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:49,027
You know what I mean.

1326
00:58:49,194 --> 00:58:50,904
You understand me,
you see me.

1327
00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:53,239
You've rebuilt me,
Stephanie.

1328
00:58:53,406 --> 00:58:55,533
I've even started
writing again.

1329
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:57,702
First couple of chapters,

1330
00:58:57,869 --> 00:58:59,704
but it's a start.

1331
00:59:00,872 --> 00:59:02,415
Oh.

1332
00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,876
That's wonderful.

1333
00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:06,669
You took a broken man

1334
00:59:06,836 --> 00:59:08,630
and you pieced him
back together again.

1335
00:59:09,714 --> 00:59:11,883
You're unlike any other
woman I've ever met.

1336
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:15,136
Move in with me.

1337
00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:17,347
Sean.

1338
00:59:17,513 --> 00:59:19,641
No, it's too soon.
What will people think?

1339
00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:21,184
They're already thinking it.

1340
00:59:21,351 --> 00:59:23,603
And I'm tired of lying.
I'm tired of pretending.

1341
00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:25,396
I want to be this man.

1342
00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:27,690
The man I am with you.

1343
00:59:27,857 --> 00:59:29,651
I don't do threesomes.

1344
00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:32,612
I want to say that. I'll just
get that out in the open.

1345
00:59:32,779 --> 00:59:34,364
What are you talking about?

1346
00:59:34,530 --> 00:59:35,990
Your TA?

1347
00:59:36,157 --> 00:59:39,285
Emily told me
about your little moment.

1348
00:59:39,452 --> 00:59:40,870
- That's what she told you?
- Yes.

1349
00:59:41,037 --> 00:59:44,165
Stephanie, listen.
Emily was a pathological liar.

1350
00:59:44,332 --> 00:59:46,960
That never happened, okay?

1351
00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,920
Why did you take out
a $4 million

1352
00:59:49,087 --> 00:59:50,797
insurance policy on her?

1353
00:59:50,964 --> 00:59:53,549
My gosh. Those cops really did
a number on you, didn't they?

1354
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:56,636
- I'm being serious.
- It was because of you.

1355
00:59:56,803 --> 00:59:58,346
When Emily found out
that you had been

1356
00:59:58,513 --> 01:00:00,807
living off your husband's
insurance money,

1357
01:00:00,974 --> 01:00:03,184
she thought she and I
needed to get policies

1358
01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:05,103
out for Nicky's sake.

1359
01:00:05,270 --> 01:00:07,230
It's probably the most
responsible thing we ever did.

1360
01:00:07,397 --> 01:00:09,899
Thanks to you.

1361
01:00:11,234 --> 01:00:12,610
Move in with me.

1362
01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:15,321
We can start a whole new,
wonderful life together.

1363
01:00:15,488 --> 01:00:17,407
Just you, me and the boys.

1364
01:00:18,866 --> 01:00:21,786
- Please, say yes.
- (CHUCKLES)

1365
01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:27,041
I love you,
Stephanie Smothers.

1366
01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:29,544
I love you too.

1367
01:00:29,711 --> 01:00:32,630
(UPBEAT JAZZY
FRENCH MUSIC PLAYS)

1368
01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:38,261
(SINGS ALONG IN FRENCH)

1369
01:00:48,479 --> 01:00:50,023
Hmm...

1370
01:00:52,942 --> 01:00:54,193
(STEPHANIE GASPS)

1371
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,112
(GRUNTS)

1372
01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:09,334
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1373
01:01:12,295 --> 01:01:14,339
(SINGS ALONG IN FRENCH)

1374
01:01:36,152 --> 01:01:37,695
(SCREAMS)

1375
01:01:48,039 --> 01:01:50,249
<i>Hi, moms. Stephanie here.</i>

1376
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:51,667
<i>I'm gonna do something</i>

1377
01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:53,002
<i>a little different today.</i>

1378
01:01:53,169 --> 01:01:54,337
<i>I normally avoid any talk</i>

1379
01:01:54,504 --> 01:01:55,671
<i>of religion on the vlog.</i>

1380
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:56,881
<i>I don't wanna offend any</i>

1381
01:01:57,048 --> 01:01:58,216
<i>non-denominational moms.</i>

1382
01:01:58,383 --> 01:01:59,759
<i>But I do think that we live on</i>

1383
01:01:59,926 --> 01:02:01,511
<i>after we die, so...</i>

1384
01:02:03,054 --> 01:02:06,766
<i>Emily, if you are out there,</i>

1385
01:02:06,933 --> 01:02:09,060
<i>and you can hear me
right now,</i>

1386
01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:11,312
<i>no one could ever replace you.</i>

1387
01:02:11,479 --> 01:02:14,023
<i>And you'll always be
Nicky's mom.</i>

1388
01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:16,692
<i>I can't take your place.</i>

1389
01:02:16,859 --> 01:02:21,030
<i>I can just try to love
the people that you love</i>

1390
01:02:21,197 --> 01:02:23,241
<i>and try to make
their lives better.</i>

1391
01:02:23,408 --> 01:02:25,618
<i>I think that's what
you would want.</i>

1392
01:02:26,661 --> 01:02:29,872
(ON RADIO) ♪ I think I'll go
for a walk outside now... ♪

1393
01:02:30,039 --> 01:02:32,750
Okay, guys, it's getting
too rough back there.

1394
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,377
I murdered you!

1395
01:02:34,544 --> 01:02:37,130
Not me.
I came back to life.

1396
01:02:37,296 --> 01:02:38,798
Like your mom!

1397
01:02:38,965 --> 01:02:40,466
Okay, the dolls
are going in your backpacks

1398
01:02:40,633 --> 01:02:42,301
or they're going
in the trash, I mean it.

1399
01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:44,762
Mom, they're
not dolls! God!

1400
01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:48,141
Stephanie, my mom told me
to give you this.

1401
01:02:49,434 --> 01:02:50,977
- MILES: Mom!
- (CAR HORNS BLARE)

1402
01:02:51,144 --> 01:02:54,355
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (BOYS SCREAMING)

1403
01:02:58,067 --> 01:02:59,861
Damn! Are you
trying to kill us?

1404
01:03:05,408 --> 01:03:07,493
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1405
01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:15,835
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

1406
01:03:17,003 --> 01:03:18,254
(SIGHS)

1407
01:03:19,297 --> 01:03:20,465
Hello?

1408
01:03:20,631 --> 01:03:22,633
MAN: <i>Hi, I'm calling from United
Timeshare International.</i>

1409
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,177
Yep, I...

1410
01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:26,220
<i>We'd like to offer you
a free trip to the Bahamas.</i>

1411
01:03:26,387 --> 01:03:27,889
<i>All you have to do
is come down to...</i>

1412
01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:30,099
I don't want that. I'm sorry.
I... Have a nice day.

1413
01:03:30,266 --> 01:03:31,767
I don't want that.
I don't care.

1414
01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:33,895
Oh, my God.

1415
01:03:34,061 --> 01:03:36,481
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

1416
01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:39,442
Hi, I'm sure you
have a job to do.

1417
01:03:39,609 --> 01:03:41,402
- I don't need a free trip...
- EMILY: <i>Hi.</i>

1418
01:03:44,197 --> 01:03:45,781
<i>Brotherfucker.</i>

1419
01:03:48,409 --> 01:03:50,745
- Emily?
<i>- No, no, Emily's dead.</i>

1420
01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:53,372
<i>Oh, no, have you
forgotten already?</i>

1421
01:03:53,539 --> 01:03:55,124
- Where are you?
<i>- I'm in heaven.</i>

1422
01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,001
<i>Watching over you.</i>

1423
01:03:57,168 --> 01:03:59,086
<i>Nice blouse, by the way.</i>

1424
01:04:01,339 --> 01:04:02,840
Why are you doing this?

1425
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:04,717
<i>How do you know
it's just me doing it?</i>

1426
01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:07,303
<i>Hey, hey, hey,
kiss Sean for me,</i>

1427
01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:09,597
<i>four million times.</i>

1428
01:04:14,769 --> 01:04:15,811
Oh, hey.

1429
01:04:15,978 --> 01:04:17,772
Are you trying
to Diabolique me?

1430
01:04:17,939 --> 01:04:19,148
What are you
talking about?

1431
01:04:19,315 --> 01:04:20,483
'Diabolique', you know?

1432
01:04:20,650 --> 01:04:22,443
The French movie
about the guy

1433
01:04:22,610 --> 01:04:24,278
whose wife and mistress,
they're trying to kill him.

1434
01:04:24,445 --> 01:04:26,113
But I don't have
a $4 million insurance policy.

1435
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,490
Stephanie...

1436
01:04:27,657 --> 01:04:29,450
If you and Emily
have some kind of plan...

1437
01:04:29,617 --> 01:04:31,160
- Stephanie, relax.
- ...please just call it off.

1438
01:04:31,327 --> 01:04:33,829
- I'm really not the one.
- Just breathe, please.

1439
01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:36,123
Nicky's getting to you.
Emily is dead.

1440
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:37,625
She called me.

1441
01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:40,962
- What?
- She called me today.

1442
01:04:41,128 --> 01:04:42,380
I have a friend
in the psychology department.

1443
01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:43,589
- I'll give him a call.
- (KNOCKING)

1444
01:04:43,756 --> 01:04:45,216
BETH: Hey, handsome,
you got time...

1445
01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:48,261
I am sorry. I didn't know
you were in a meeting.

1446
01:04:48,427 --> 01:04:51,138
- Beth, this is Stephanie.
- Nice to meet you.

1447
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:52,890
Nice to meet you.

1448
01:04:53,057 --> 01:04:54,934
I was just wondering
if you needed

1449
01:04:55,101 --> 01:04:56,978
to use the SMART board,
'cause it's broken.

1450
01:04:57,144 --> 01:04:59,730
- I can live without it.
- BETH: All right.

1451
01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:01,440
All right.

1452
01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:05,736
- She seems nice.
- Stephanie, go home.

1453
01:05:05,903 --> 01:05:07,655
Emily had some Xanax
in the medicine cabinet.

1454
01:05:07,822 --> 01:05:09,115
Take one. Take two.

1455
01:05:09,282 --> 01:05:11,534
Yeah. Maybe she has some
heroin lying around. Hmm?

1456
01:05:11,701 --> 01:05:14,662
This is all just grief.
Just stages of grief.

1457
01:05:14,829 --> 01:05:16,789
I'm sorry, you're right.

1458
01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,458
I'm so overwhelmed and I...

1459
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:21,961
(SIGHS) I'm sorry.

1460
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:29,343
EMILY: <i>Oh, baby, you just
need someone to love you.</i>

1461
01:05:30,511 --> 01:05:33,639
STEPHANIE: I have you.
All you need is a good friend.

1462
01:05:33,806 --> 01:05:35,766
Come on.
Don't you miss sex?

1463
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:38,436
Having a man fuck you
on top of a washing machine?

1464
01:05:38,603 --> 01:05:41,439
(SIGHS) Barely remember
what it's like.

1465
01:05:41,606 --> 01:05:42,732
Why are you
such a masochist?

1466
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,942
You could have a man
in your bed anytime you want.

1467
01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:47,486
- I had a man. I ruined that.
- What does that mean?

1468
01:05:47,653 --> 01:05:49,780
- Come on. What does that mean?
- No...

1469
01:05:49,947 --> 01:05:51,907
If you can't tell me,
you can't tell anyone.

1470
01:05:52,074 --> 01:05:53,492
I'm your best friend.

1471
01:05:53,659 --> 01:05:54,827
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1472
01:05:55,870 --> 01:05:58,122
(MUTED AUDIO)

1473
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:07,256
(INAUDIBLE)

1474
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:15,389
STEPHANIE:
Let's go see Daddy.

1475
01:06:19,268 --> 01:06:20,478
DAVIS: <i>I just want the truth.</i>

1476
01:06:20,645 --> 01:06:21,979
STEPHANIE:
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

1477
01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:24,440
About Miles and Chris.

1478
01:06:24,607 --> 01:06:27,151
Chris? My brother, Chris?

1479
01:06:27,318 --> 01:06:29,070
- I don't...
- Yeah, your brother.

1480
01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:30,946
And you certainly
don't act like it.

1481
01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:34,492
Sometimes it's more like
you guys are lovers, right?

1482
01:06:34,659 --> 01:06:36,369
(GASPS)

1483
01:06:36,535 --> 01:06:38,371
That's disgusting. That's...

1484
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:40,414
Is Miles mine or not?

1485
01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:42,124
(STAMMERS)

1486
01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:43,501
Oh, my God!

1487
01:06:43,668 --> 01:06:45,711
Are you listening
to yourself?

1488
01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:47,171
You sound ridiculous.

1489
01:06:47,338 --> 01:06:48,881
Yeah.

1490
01:06:54,095 --> 01:06:55,513
(PLATES CRASHING)

1491
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,099
STEPHANIE: Davis! Davis!

1492
01:06:58,265 --> 01:06:59,600
Where are you going?

1493
01:06:59,767 --> 01:07:01,310
Da... Where are you going?
Davis?

1494
01:07:01,477 --> 01:07:02,853
Steph, it's all right.
Don't worry.

1495
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:04,563
We're just gonna
go for a drive.

1496
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:07,066
Have a little talk.
Man to man. No problem.

1497
01:07:16,117 --> 01:07:19,078
(ENGINE STARTS AND REVS)

1498
01:07:27,545 --> 01:07:29,463
STEPHANIE: <i>It's my fault.</i>

1499
01:07:31,382 --> 01:07:32,967
I'm the reason
they're both dead.

1500
01:07:33,134 --> 01:07:34,510
No.

1501
01:07:34,677 --> 01:07:36,762
Hey, don't do that.

1502
01:07:36,929 --> 01:07:38,764
People...people
do terrible things

1503
01:07:38,931 --> 01:07:40,391
for their own
fucked-up reasons.

1504
01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:42,393
- That's on them, not on you.
- Yeah.

1505
01:07:44,937 --> 01:07:46,856
I miss him.

1506
01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:48,566
Which one?

1507
01:07:50,317 --> 01:07:51,902
Both.

1508
01:07:52,987 --> 01:07:56,198
I'm lonely.

1509
01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:58,951
I think loneliness
probably kills more people

1510
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,661
than cancer.

1511
01:08:03,456 --> 01:08:05,916
Hey, come here.

1512
01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,003
Come here.

1513
01:08:24,852 --> 01:08:27,772
You're okay.
Want to order pizza?

1514
01:08:32,485 --> 01:08:35,488
Oh, God. God,
I'm so embarrassed.

1515
01:08:35,654 --> 01:08:40,242
Oh, because of that?
No, hey. It's all good, baby.

1516
01:08:40,409 --> 01:08:42,828
It's all good.
Just another Tuesday.

1517
01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:58,761
(LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC)

1518
01:09:21,534 --> 01:09:23,202
(INTERCOM BUZZES)

1519
01:09:25,162 --> 01:09:26,872
DIANA: <i>Go away.</i>

1520
01:09:27,039 --> 01:09:29,124
Diana Hyland?

1521
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:31,585
Did you paint this?

1522
01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:44,932
Where on Earth
did you find it?

1523
01:09:45,099 --> 01:09:48,811
I should start by giving you
some unfortunate news. Um...

1524
01:09:48,978 --> 01:09:50,521
Emily's dead.

1525
01:09:50,688 --> 01:09:52,481
My condolences.

1526
01:09:52,648 --> 01:09:54,316
Who the fuck is Emily?

1527
01:09:54,483 --> 01:09:56,735
The girl in the painting.

1528
01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:02,283
Good. Her name's not Emily.

1529
01:10:02,449 --> 01:10:03,617
Her name's Claudia.

1530
01:10:03,784 --> 01:10:07,079
(CHUCKLES)
Rest in peace, asshole.

1531
01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:09,290
So, not a pleasant memory
for you, then?

1532
01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:11,917
No, opposite.
She was amazing.

1533
01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:15,004
I mean, she was the best
that I ever had.

1534
01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:16,547
I was selling paintings.

1535
01:10:16,714 --> 01:10:18,090
You know,
it was the first time

1536
01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,009
in my career
that I had any buzz.

1537
01:10:20,175 --> 01:10:22,094
She walked
into my gallery.

1538
01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:24,513
A real fucking muse
just right out of thin air.

1539
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,641
- What happened?
- She was all I could paint.

1540
01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:31,478
I memorized
every inch of her body.

1541
01:10:31,645 --> 01:10:33,022
My dealer fucking hated it.

1542
01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:34,690
And the art critics
fucking hated it.

1543
01:10:34,857 --> 01:10:37,651
They called me a knockoff,
a dyke Mapplethorpe.

1544
01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:41,030
Anyway, I blew my whole career
painting that con artist.

1545
01:10:41,196 --> 01:10:43,282
Now all I paint
are these goddamn knives,

1546
01:10:43,449 --> 01:10:45,784
which are pretty good, but
nobody wants to buy this shit.

1547
01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:49,204
Oh, what? They're so good.
People are just jealous.

1548
01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:54,460
I haven't had a drink
in 42 days.

1549
01:10:54,627 --> 01:10:57,588
- Oh, don't...
- Might as well celebrate.

1550
01:10:57,755 --> 01:11:00,174
Mmm, well, cheers.

1551
01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:05,804
I gave her my heart
and I gave her my soul.

1552
01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:09,725
I paid for her
to go to college.

1553
01:11:09,892 --> 01:11:11,310
I paid off her debts.

1554
01:11:11,477 --> 01:11:13,270
Did you ever
see any heroin use?

1555
01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:15,439
No. No way, her?

1556
01:11:15,606 --> 01:11:16,941
No, she didn't touch it.

1557
01:11:17,107 --> 01:11:18,317
Shit.

1558
01:11:18,484 --> 01:11:21,987
She never let me paint
her face except for this one.

1559
01:11:22,154 --> 01:11:24,907
I've never seen
such a beautiful girl

1560
01:11:25,074 --> 01:11:26,659
want to be so invisible

1561
01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:28,702
or just completely vanish.

1562
01:11:28,869 --> 01:11:32,039
But you know what,
it takes money to vanish.

1563
01:11:32,206 --> 01:11:36,293
And so she took everything
that she could from me.

1564
01:11:37,586 --> 01:11:39,546
You know
how I would paint you?

1565
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:43,300
Beatific.

1566
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:45,678
Like...like a fucking saint.

1567
01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:47,846
I get that a lot.

1568
01:11:48,013 --> 01:11:51,433
You should embrace it.
People love saints.

1569
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,769
Yeah. After they're dead.

1570
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:57,523
Okay. What do you know
about her? How did she die?

1571
01:11:57,690 --> 01:11:59,274
In a lake.

1572
01:11:59,441 --> 01:12:01,068
On heroin.

1573
01:12:04,113 --> 01:12:06,198
Well, you don't believe that
or you wouldn't be here.

1574
01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:09,451
She didn't ever mention
Michigan, did she?

1575
01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:11,161
Huh.

1576
01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:12,955
(SNIFFS)

1577
01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:19,503
That is the only thing
that she ever left here.

1578
01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,922
She said she had it
since she was a kid.

1579
01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:27,886
I warn you, you go
poking around in her past,

1580
01:12:28,053 --> 01:12:30,347
you're gonna find
some shit that is terrifying.

1581
01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:33,934
She was not a normal person
like you or me.

1582
01:12:34,101 --> 01:12:35,978
Sean, it's Stephanie...

1583
01:12:36,145 --> 01:12:37,688
I thought about
what you said.

1584
01:12:37,855 --> 01:12:40,357
And you're right.
These are just stages of grief.

1585
01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,401
This experience has been
so stressful for both of us,

1586
01:12:42,568 --> 01:12:44,236
I'm gonna take
a couple of days to myself.

1587
01:12:44,403 --> 01:12:45,779
I'll have Sona pick up the boys,

1588
01:12:45,946 --> 01:12:47,364
and they can stay
at her house tonight.

1589
01:12:47,531 --> 01:12:49,074
You should take
some time too.

1590
01:12:49,241 --> 01:12:50,826
There's ham stew
in the freezer.

1591
01:12:50,993 --> 01:12:52,536
Five minutes in the microwave.
Lots of love.

1592
01:12:52,703 --> 01:12:54,329
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1593
01:12:54,496 --> 01:12:56,290
MARYANNE: Yeah,
we've been saving young souls

1594
01:12:56,457 --> 01:12:58,042
going on 50 years now.

1595
01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:00,044
Not Bobby and me personally.

1596
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:01,712
Well, it seems just perfect!

1597
01:13:01,879 --> 01:13:03,255
And my son's
practically a porpoise,

1598
01:13:03,422 --> 01:13:05,257
so I know he's gonna love
swimming in that pond.

1599
01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:06,759
Oh, that's Squaw Lake!

1600
01:13:06,925 --> 01:13:08,927
The kids all joke
that it's holy water.

1601
01:13:09,094 --> 01:13:10,679
(LAUGHS) Any fish
you pull out of there

1602
01:13:10,846 --> 01:13:12,556
is guaranteed
to feed a multitude.

1603
01:13:12,723 --> 01:13:15,225
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Oh! Oh. That's so funny.

1604
01:13:15,392 --> 01:13:19,646
Um...have you guys
got any old photo albums

1605
01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:21,523
or a yearbook I could look at?

1606
01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:23,150
I always feel like
there's no better review

1607
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:24,985
of a place than the faces
of the campers.

1608
01:13:25,152 --> 01:13:27,446
Oh, heck, yeah. We got a ton
of 'em down in the basement.

1609
01:13:27,613 --> 01:13:28,906
You'll see nothing but smiles.

1610
01:13:37,081 --> 01:13:39,458
(SIGHS)

1611
01:13:51,845 --> 01:13:54,139
Hope and Faith.

1612
01:13:56,767 --> 01:13:59,978
STEPHANIE: Hi. I'm looking
for the McLanden Foundation.

1613
01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:02,439
Is this Margaret McLanden?

1614
01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:03,899
MARGARET: <i>Who's this?</i>

1615
01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:06,819
Yeah. Hi, there. My name's
Maryanne Chelkowsky.

1616
01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:08,987
I'm the director
of the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.

1617
01:14:09,154 --> 01:14:10,531
<i>What do you want?</i>

1618
01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:13,033
Well, we are putting together
the 50th anniversary

1619
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,827
edition of our camp gazette.

1620
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:16,787
We're trying to track down
some star alumni.

1621
01:14:16,954 --> 01:14:19,957
<i>Are you any relation to
Hope and Faith McLanden?</i>

1622
01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:22,042
- BRUCE: <i>Hello?
- Bruce, it's that camp.</i>

1623
01:14:22,209 --> 01:14:24,211
<i>The girls must have done
something again and...</i>

1624
01:14:24,378 --> 01:14:25,838
BRUCE: <i>The girls
are long gone, Mrs. M.</i>

1625
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:27,464
<i>You just go on back
to your chair.</i>

1626
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,842
MARGARET: <i>But it's filthy there,
Bruce. I've asked you a...</i>

1627
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,426
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
- Gotcha.

1628
01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:34,388
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

1629
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:51,989
(DARK MUSIC)

1630
01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:02,457
(DOOR OPENS)

1631
01:15:07,379 --> 01:15:09,214
- (TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)
- (ENGINE STARTS)

1632
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,555
Take your time, Bruce.

1633
01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:19,808
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

1634
01:15:26,148 --> 01:15:27,691
(BELL RINGS)

1635
01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:30,527
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

1636
01:15:33,113 --> 01:15:34,156
(DOOR OPENS)

1637
01:15:38,577 --> 01:15:40,287
Mrs. McLanden?

1638
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,916
Hi, I'm Gloria
from the cleaning service.

1639
01:15:44,082 --> 01:15:45,542
- Who?
- Didn't Bruce tell you?

1640
01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:48,003
I'm supposed to clean the
entire place until you could eat

1641
01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:49,922
a four-course meal
off the floor.

1642
01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,298
Did I get the date...

1643
01:15:51,465 --> 01:15:52,883
Shoot!

1644
01:15:53,926 --> 01:15:55,469
(DOOR OPENS)

1645
01:15:56,845 --> 01:15:59,223
Start in my
upstairs bathroom.

1646
01:15:59,389 --> 01:16:00,933
(SCRUBBING)

1647
01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:06,438
(WHISPERS) It's not lying
if I'm actually cleaning.

1648
01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:26,917
MARGARET: Bruce!
The fire's dying!

1649
01:16:28,210 --> 01:16:29,753
Bruce!

1650
01:16:39,137 --> 01:16:41,223
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYS)

1651
01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:43,433
(CAT MEOWS)

1652
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,269
STEPHANIE:
I couldn't help noticing

1653
01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:47,521
that lovely picture
of your daughters.

1654
01:16:47,688 --> 01:16:50,232
Where...where's Bruce?

1655
01:16:50,399 --> 01:16:52,401
- Bruce!
- Oh, um...

1656
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:55,028
Bruce had to go out. Um...

1657
01:16:55,195 --> 01:16:58,407
So your daughter, Faith...

1658
01:16:58,573 --> 01:16:59,992
She had some trouble,
I gather?

1659
01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:02,452
Troubles! (SCOFFS)

1660
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:05,247
Troubles would've
been a vacation.

1661
01:17:06,498 --> 01:17:09,251
That child came
straight from hell.

1662
01:17:09,418 --> 01:17:12,045
That's a very strong
statement for a mother.

1663
01:17:12,212 --> 01:17:14,673
- Are you a mother?
- Yes.

1664
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:16,550
I love every minute of it.

1665
01:17:16,717 --> 01:17:18,510
Aww. (CHUCKLES)

1666
01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:20,512
Then you must have
brain damage.

1667
01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:22,556
It's a thankless business.

1668
01:17:22,723 --> 01:17:24,975
And some children
are just born rotten.

1669
01:17:25,142 --> 01:17:27,477
- (CAT MEOWS)
- They don't need a parent.

1670
01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:29,146
They need an exorcist.

1671
01:17:29,313 --> 01:17:31,315
My husband understood that.

1672
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:33,984
Okay, now, just... Wait.

1673
01:17:34,151 --> 01:17:35,444
Don't. Don't tell Bruce!

1674
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,487
- No.
- Bingo! (LAUGHS)

1675
01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:40,741
It's unseemly,
the way that man polices me.

1676
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,534
Would you like
some sherry?

1677
01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,369
Oh, no, thank you.
You're very sweet.

1678
01:17:44,536 --> 01:17:46,288
Wait, that's... (SNIFFS)

1679
01:17:46,455 --> 01:17:48,915
That's not sherry.
That's the gin.

1680
01:17:49,082 --> 01:17:50,584
Where's the sherry?

1681
01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:52,377
Must be behind
the Sylvia Plath.

1682
01:17:52,544 --> 01:17:54,171
What ever happened
to Faith?

1683
01:17:54,338 --> 01:17:56,256
Oh, everything. Everything.

1684
01:17:56,423 --> 01:17:59,551
We spent so much money
on her rehab.

1685
01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:02,012
Hope tried to help
take care of her

1686
01:18:02,179 --> 01:18:03,555
and get her...

1687
01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:05,557
...off that stuff.

1688
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:07,934
Of course, Hope's a born
liar with terrible posture.

1689
01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:10,270
Uh, Mrs. McLanden?

1690
01:18:10,437 --> 01:18:13,940
Do you...do you know
the person in this photograph?

1691
01:18:16,651 --> 01:18:19,321
That's Faith. That's Faith!

1692
01:18:19,488 --> 01:18:21,073
Now, why are you...
Did she send you?

1693
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:22,908
- No, I'm not even sure...
- Are you the police?

1694
01:18:23,075 --> 01:18:24,409
No, I'm just ask...

1695
01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:26,244
I have told you people
a thousand times.

1696
01:18:26,411 --> 01:18:29,289
My memory is not good anymore.
It will not stand up in court.

1697
01:18:29,456 --> 01:18:31,041
The night of that fire,

1698
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,876
my husband and I
were estranged.

1699
01:18:33,043 --> 01:18:34,586
We lived in separate wings
of the house.

1700
01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,922
The fire that burned down
the west wing?

1701
01:18:37,089 --> 01:18:39,299
Are you an insurance agent?

1702
01:18:40,384 --> 01:18:42,886
- Yes.
- Oh! (LAUGHS)

1703
01:18:43,053 --> 01:18:45,722
Oh, good! Oh, good, good.

1704
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,558
Oh, Bruce and I have been
waiting for the insurance money.

1705
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:52,229
Of course, you assholes
had that clause about arson.

1706
01:18:52,396 --> 01:18:54,481
- Right, arson. Yeah.
- Vultures.

1707
01:18:54,648 --> 01:18:56,483
Here's to being house poor!

1708
01:18:56,650 --> 01:18:58,568
BRUCE: You ain't supposed
to be drinking, Mrs. M.

1709
01:18:58,735 --> 01:19:00,404
- Who are you?
- Well, uh...

1710
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:02,656
Thank you so much
for your time, Mrs. McLanden.

1711
01:19:02,823 --> 01:19:05,534
I will get you that
faux Givenchy suit in ivory

1712
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,369
and the scarf in taupe.

1713
01:19:07,536 --> 01:19:10,622
I will put a rush on it!
Thank you for your order!

1714
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,582
Shit. (STARTS ENGINE)

1715
01:19:18,505 --> 01:19:20,549
(ENGINE REVS)

1716
01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:23,176
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

1717
01:19:31,977 --> 01:19:34,271
- (BRAKES SQUEAL)
- (GASPS)

1718
01:19:49,411 --> 01:19:51,037
Where do you think
you're going?

1719
01:19:51,204 --> 01:19:52,664
Uh...

1720
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:55,876
I wanted to order
the navy blazer.

1721
01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:57,669
Extra large.

1722
01:19:57,836 --> 01:19:59,796
Great.

1723
01:20:02,716 --> 01:20:04,426
(SIGHS)

1724
01:20:04,593 --> 01:20:06,386
Hello.

1725
01:20:06,553 --> 01:20:08,013
What do you want, cupcake?

1726
01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:09,973
(QUIETLY) I'm looking for
all the Wayne County

1727
01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:12,642
arson-related news items
for the last 20 years.

1728
01:20:22,068 --> 01:20:24,154
<i>Hi, moms, Stephanie here.</i>

1729
01:20:24,321 --> 01:20:26,573
<i>I'm coming to you
from Michigan.</i>

1730
01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:29,159
<i>Special on-the-road edition.</i>

1731
01:20:30,785 --> 01:20:32,829
<i>As many of you know,</i>

1732
01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:34,456
<i>I was struggling
to find closure</i>

1733
01:20:34,623 --> 01:20:36,374
<i>surrounding the death
of my best friend.</i>

1734
01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:39,419
<i>So I drove up to the lake
where she drowned</i>

1735
01:20:39,586 --> 01:20:41,296
<i>to see if I could...</i>

1736
01:20:41,463 --> 01:20:43,131
<i>...dredge something up.</i>

1737
01:20:43,298 --> 01:20:44,716
Oh, shit.

1738
01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:46,593
Well, it turns out
this is the site

1739
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,803
of many a canoe race at

1740
01:20:48,970 --> 01:20:50,388
<i>the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.</i>

1741
01:20:50,555 --> 01:20:52,474
<i>I had to dig through
a bunch of camp journals,</i>

1742
01:20:52,641 --> 01:20:55,727
<i>and I found a photo of Emily,</i>

1743
01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:57,979
<i>whose middle name is Claudia.</i>

1744
01:20:58,146 --> 01:20:59,731
<i>Not pretty. I didn't know that.</i>

1745
01:20:59,898 --> 01:21:03,276
You crazy fucking bitch.

1746
01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,529
It's like looking at
an angel, isn't it, moms?

1747
01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:07,239
Brotherfucker.

1748
01:21:07,405 --> 01:21:09,282
And it gave me
the closure I needed.

1749
01:21:09,449 --> 01:21:11,701
<i>I feel closer to Emily
than I've ever felt.</i>

1750
01:21:11,868 --> 01:21:13,411
<i>Almost like a twin.</i>

1751
01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:15,497
Emily, wherever you are...

1752
01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:20,502
...I hope that
you're listening,

1753
01:21:20,669 --> 01:21:22,796
and you gotta have faith.

1754
01:21:23,964 --> 01:21:26,758
- Brotherfucker!
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC)

1755
01:21:28,343 --> 01:21:29,594
(GRUNTS)

1756
01:21:31,012 --> 01:21:34,266
SONG: ♪ I'm street regulator,
true player hater

1757
01:21:34,432 --> 01:21:36,643
♪ Get back down, make your ass
a Mac-sprayer hater... ♪

1758
01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:38,395
(SINGS ALONG)
♪ Things that we need

1759
01:21:38,562 --> 01:21:39,896
♪ Money, clothes,
weed, indeed

1760
01:21:40,063 --> 01:21:42,190
♪ Hot food, booze
Essentials, credentials

1761
01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:44,693
♪ Code of the streets
Owners who creep

1762
01:21:44,859 --> 01:21:47,112
♪ Slow when you sleep
Holdin' the heat

1763
01:21:47,279 --> 01:21:49,406
♪ Put holes in your jeep
Respect the streets

1764
01:21:49,573 --> 01:21:52,909
♪ It's the L-I-L-F-A-M-E... ♪

1765
01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:55,453
Mom's home!

1766
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,247
Oh, Smoochie-smooch?

1767
01:21:57,414 --> 01:21:58,790
(GASPS) Oh, my goodness!

1768
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:00,292
Smooch, I missed
you so much! (KISSES)

1769
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,168
Where were you?

1770
01:22:02,335 --> 01:22:04,212
And why did we have to sleep
at Hector's house?

1771
01:22:04,379 --> 01:22:07,591
- He pees the bed!
- Oh! Hector's the worst!

1772
01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:09,259
They could've stayed
with me, you know.

1773
01:22:10,677 --> 01:22:12,596
I thought we all
needed a breather.

1774
01:22:12,762 --> 01:22:14,598
Now I feel like
a million bucks.

1775
01:22:14,764 --> 01:22:16,433
Maybe even four.

1776
01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:19,311
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

1777
01:22:19,477 --> 01:22:21,146
STEPHANIE: Hi, my name's Beth.

1778
01:22:21,313 --> 01:22:23,148
I'm calling on behalf of
my boss, Sean Townsend,

1779
01:22:23,315 --> 01:22:24,691
about his wife,
Emily Nelson's policy.

1780
01:22:24,858 --> 01:22:30,238
The number is CT7602258001.

1781
01:22:30,405 --> 01:22:32,073
Can you tell me the name
of the agent

1782
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,450
who handles
that account, please?

1783
01:22:33,617 --> 01:22:35,452
<i>Dear Miss Prager,
my name is Bruce Hargrave.</i>

1784
01:22:35,619 --> 01:22:37,287
<i>I'm writing to you about
a case you're handling</i>

1785
01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:38,955
<i>for Emily Nelson,
recently deceased.</i>

1786
01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:40,707
<i>I have been the caretaker</i>

1787
01:22:40,874 --> 01:22:42,167
<i>of her family estate
for many years.</i>

1788
01:22:42,334 --> 01:22:43,793
<i>What I have to say
will sound crazy,</i>

1789
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,754
<i>but years ago, my employer
died in a house fire.</i>

1790
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,213
<i>His teen daughters,
Hope and Faith McLanden,</i>

1791
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,715
<i>disappeared without a trace.</i>

1792
01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:49,924
<i>I'm attaching an old photo...</i>

1793
01:22:50,091 --> 01:22:51,509
Hi, this is Sean Townsend.

1794
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,511
I was meant to meet
Billy Kent for lunch.

1795
01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:56,222
What do you mean?

1796
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,017
You guys called two days ago
to organize this.

1797
01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:05,982
No, never mind.
I'll call him back.

1798
01:23:06,149 --> 01:23:07,692
Boo.

1799
01:23:12,906 --> 01:23:14,282
Oh, come on, you dumb shit.

1800
01:23:14,449 --> 01:23:15,659
We've spent
every anniversary here.

1801
01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:17,410
How could you not
put it together?

1802
01:23:17,577 --> 01:23:20,497
- Emily, why?
- I have 4 million reasons why.

1803
01:23:20,664 --> 01:23:23,625
- How could you do this to Nicky?
- I did this for Nicky.

1804
01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:25,669
I hated that job.
I never got to see him.

1805
01:23:25,835 --> 01:23:27,712
It's not like we could
live off your faculty buffet

1806
01:23:27,879 --> 01:23:29,339
the rest of our lives,
could we?

1807
01:23:29,506 --> 01:23:31,299
I grieved your death.

1808
01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:33,051
I understand.

1809
01:23:33,218 --> 01:23:34,636
You're not alone.

1810
01:23:34,803 --> 01:23:37,055
They say that 90% of people
who lose their spouse

1811
01:23:37,222 --> 01:23:38,848
end up sleeping with
their spouse's best friend

1812
01:23:39,015 --> 01:23:40,725
after their funeral, actually.

1813
01:23:40,892 --> 01:23:42,018
Really?

1814
01:23:42,185 --> 01:23:45,146
No, I just made that up,
you fucking dick.

1815
01:23:45,313 --> 01:23:46,856
That's how you grieve?

1816
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:48,400
Balls deep
in my best friend?

1817
01:23:48,566 --> 01:23:49,943
You could've
told me something.

1818
01:23:50,110 --> 01:23:52,028
Except you can't keep
a secret, even in the dark.

1819
01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:54,572
- Anything.
- You almost ruined everything.

1820
01:23:56,408 --> 01:23:59,077
I had to lay low until the
insurance money came through.

1821
01:23:59,244 --> 01:24:01,830
And so why didn't
you stay low? Hmm?

1822
01:24:01,996 --> 01:24:04,791
- Instead you terrorized our son.
- I didn't terrorize him.

1823
01:24:04,958 --> 01:24:06,626
You made me think
that he had gone insane

1824
01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:07,961
as well as Stephanie.

1825
01:24:08,128 --> 01:24:10,338
I missed him too much.

1826
01:24:10,505 --> 01:24:12,257
He's my little dude.

1827
01:24:12,424 --> 01:24:14,718
You know how much
I love that kid.

1828
01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:16,428
(EMILY SIGHS)

1829
01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:18,054
Well, the clock is ticking now.

1830
01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:19,973
Nancy Drew knows too much.

1831
01:24:20,140 --> 01:24:21,975
If she fucks up my insurance
money coming through,

1832
01:24:22,142 --> 01:24:23,685
I'm taking you
down with me.

1833
01:24:23,852 --> 01:24:25,395
You're taking me
down with you?

1834
01:24:25,562 --> 01:24:26,896
Well, of course,
this was all your plan.

1835
01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:28,982
My plan?
I had nothing to do with it...

1836
01:24:29,149 --> 01:24:30,942
Why are you
playing dumb now?

1837
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,610
...you twisted fucking psycho.

1838
01:24:32,777 --> 01:24:34,404
- I don't know where...
- (EMILY CLEARS THROAT)

1839
01:24:36,698 --> 01:24:39,743
What were you saying about
me being a fucking psycho?

1840
01:24:39,909 --> 01:24:43,455
- Do you love her?
- No. It was just sex.

1841
01:24:43,621 --> 01:24:46,458
Did you think of me
when you were fucking her?

1842
01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:48,710
Yes.

1843
01:24:50,378 --> 01:24:51,880
Do you love me or not, baby?

1844
01:24:52,046 --> 01:24:53,423
Of course I do.

1845
01:24:53,590 --> 01:24:55,258
She doesn't mean
a thing to me.

1846
01:24:55,425 --> 01:24:56,760
Good.

1847
01:24:56,926 --> 01:24:58,511
(GUN CLICKS)

1848
01:24:58,678 --> 01:25:00,513
- Fuck!
- Oh, oh, shit.

1849
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:03,349
I forgot to load it.
Fuck. Oh, God.

1850
01:25:03,516 --> 01:25:05,477
Can you imagine
if I would have, though?

1851
01:25:05,643 --> 01:25:08,396
- What a mess!
- Emily, you're crazy.

1852
01:25:08,563 --> 01:25:10,899
Hey, it's pretty simple.
You know?

1853
01:25:11,065 --> 01:25:12,859
It's your choice.
Her or me?

1854
01:25:13,026 --> 01:25:15,028
It's not that hard.

1855
01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:19,657
Hey. Stop it.

1856
01:25:19,824 --> 01:25:21,659
You love this.

1857
01:25:21,826 --> 01:25:24,204
Meet me in the bathroom
in 20 seconds.

1858
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,624
Knock twice.

1859
01:25:37,050 --> 01:25:39,469
(WOMEN CHATTERING)

1860
01:25:40,929 --> 01:25:42,305
STEPHANIE:
There he is now.

1861
01:25:42,472 --> 01:25:45,558
Mr. Townsend, Isabel Prager,
Addison First Insurance.

1862
01:25:45,725 --> 01:25:46,976
I'm investigating
the death benefit claim

1863
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,853
for your late wife.

1864
01:25:51,815 --> 01:25:53,149
Sean.

1865
01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:56,486
Did you know that
Emily had a twin?

1866
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:00,448
No, but...

1867
01:26:00,615 --> 01:26:02,367
Well, I hate
to even say this,

1868
01:26:02,534 --> 01:26:05,995
but it means the body in
the lake could be this sister.

1869
01:26:06,162 --> 01:26:07,539
ISABEL: It could explain
the DNA match.

1870
01:26:07,705 --> 01:26:11,209
And if that's the case,
then where is Emily?

1871
01:26:15,421 --> 01:26:17,465
If my wife was still alive,
she'd come home.

1872
01:26:17,632 --> 01:26:19,300
She'd wanna see her son.

1873
01:26:21,678 --> 01:26:24,639
I'm not a cop, and I'm
definitely no therapist.

1874
01:26:24,806 --> 01:26:26,975
I'm just an insurance guy.
(INHALES)

1875
01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:30,520
But this is an incredibly
interesting case.

1876
01:26:30,687 --> 01:26:33,022
- This is just bananas, isn't it?
- Yeah.

1877
01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:35,692
ISABEL: I will say,
it's unusual

1878
01:26:35,859 --> 01:26:37,402
to live with someone
as husband and wife

1879
01:26:37,569 --> 01:26:39,028
and not know
that they have a twin.

1880
01:26:39,195 --> 01:26:40,989
Well, she was a very
private person.

1881
01:26:41,155 --> 01:26:44,492
Well, hey,
we all have our secrets.

1882
01:26:44,659 --> 01:26:46,244
- (LAUGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)

1883
01:26:46,411 --> 01:26:47,787
But, as I'm sure
you can understand,

1884
01:26:47,954 --> 01:26:49,372
with a payment of this size,

1885
01:26:49,539 --> 01:26:51,499
we'll have to continue
this claims investigation.

1886
01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:52,834
Of course.

1887
01:26:53,001 --> 01:26:55,712
And, by law, give all our
findings to the authorities.

1888
01:26:55,879 --> 01:26:57,505
Of course,
anything you need.

1889
01:26:57,672 --> 01:26:59,507
I just hope that my wife
is still alive.

1890
01:26:59,674 --> 01:27:01,092
I want her back.

1891
01:27:05,096 --> 01:27:06,431
Okey-dokey, then.

1892
01:27:06,598 --> 01:27:08,057
Obviously, if you
do hear from her...

1893
01:27:08,224 --> 01:27:10,059
- You'll be the first to know.
- Thank you so much!

1894
01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,437
Okay, thank you.
Thanks for the coffee.

1895
01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:16,232
- Bye. Thank you so much again.
- Thanks. Yeah.

1896
01:27:17,358 --> 01:27:18,735
You knew that she had a twin.

1897
01:27:18,902 --> 01:27:21,404
Did I? Why didn't you?

1898
01:27:21,571 --> 01:27:23,114
You knew
and you didn't tell me.

1899
01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:24,699
Sean. (SCOFFS)

1900
01:27:24,866 --> 01:27:26,576
You sound crazy.

1901
01:27:26,743 --> 01:27:27,952
I...

1902
01:27:28,119 --> 01:27:29,495
Take a Xanax.

1903
01:27:29,662 --> 01:27:31,748
Take two.

1904
01:27:31,915 --> 01:27:33,291
<i>Hi, moms. Stephanie here.</i>

1905
01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:34,626
<i>Today, we're talking about</i>

1906
01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:35,835
<i>tombstone tributes.</i>

1907
01:27:36,002 --> 01:27:37,295
<i>I want to thank Helen</i>

1908
01:27:37,462 --> 01:27:39,047
<i>from Missoula, Montana,
for the suggestions,</i>

1909
01:27:39,213 --> 01:27:40,423
<i>for thinking outside the box.</i>

1910
01:27:40,590 --> 01:27:42,634
<i>You know, it doesn't have</i>

1911
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,469
<i>to just be flowers anymore.</i>

1912
01:27:44,636 --> 01:27:47,013
<i>I think any item that</i>

1913
01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:49,682
<i>sparks a fond memory is perfect.</i>

1914
01:27:49,849 --> 01:27:52,185
<i>And Emily's favorite treat
was a dry gin martini</i>

1915
01:27:52,352 --> 01:27:54,020
<i>in the late afternoon.</i>

1916
01:27:54,187 --> 01:27:56,439
<i>I'm gonna make a couple
just like Emily used to.</i>

1917
01:27:56,606 --> 01:27:59,442
<i>Frozen gin, frozen glass,</i>

1918
01:27:59,609 --> 01:28:01,069
<i>generous twist.</i>

1919
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,404
<i>I'm gonna head out there
a little later today.</i>

1920
01:28:04,530 --> 01:28:06,240
<i>Have a toast on her grave.</i>

1921
01:28:10,536 --> 01:28:12,872
Nice big twist.
I taught you well.

1922
01:28:13,039 --> 01:28:14,874
Student's become
the master.

1923
01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:17,585
Ooh, wisdom.

1924
01:28:19,003 --> 01:28:20,463
Hey, give me that.

1925
01:28:20,630 --> 01:28:22,215
I don't know
what tricks you have

1926
01:28:22,382 --> 01:28:24,467
up those new
sleeves of yours.

1927
01:28:24,634 --> 01:28:26,135
You think
I poisoned both drinks?

1928
01:28:26,302 --> 01:28:27,720
That's not my style.

1929
01:28:27,887 --> 01:28:29,806
I don't even eat gluten.

1930
01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:34,560
- EMILY: Want another?
- Please.

1931
01:28:35,895 --> 01:28:38,648
First, tell me why you killed
your father and sister.

1932
01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:41,359
Okay, why don't we first talk
about your son's real father?

1933
01:28:41,526 --> 01:28:43,945
Oh! Emily,
I hold all the cards here.

1934
01:28:44,112 --> 01:28:45,947
I wanna know
about your twin, Faith.

1935
01:28:46,114 --> 01:28:48,992
- I'm not a twin.
- Great. I know that you are.

1936
01:28:49,158 --> 01:28:51,285
We were triplets.
Faith, Hope, and Charity.

1937
01:28:51,452 --> 01:28:52,912
Charity was stillborn.

1938
01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:54,664
Mom thought
we offed her in the womb.

1939
01:28:54,831 --> 01:28:56,791
- Hmm.
- Dad believed her.

1940
01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:59,168
She's quite a woman,
your mother.

1941
01:29:00,253 --> 01:29:01,963
I had a nice afternoon
with Mags.

1942
01:29:02,130 --> 01:29:03,673
You met my mother?

1943
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,883
She likes her martinis
even stronger than yours.

1944
01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:07,969
We had a little walk
down memory lane.

1945
01:29:08,136 --> 01:29:10,221
She's a cold woman, Em.

1946
01:29:10,388 --> 01:29:12,306
Bet you couldn't do
anything right in her eyes.

1947
01:29:12,473 --> 01:29:15,393
It was probably
Faith's idea to set the fire.

1948
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:17,270
But then all the bad ideas
were Faith's, weren't they?

1949
01:29:17,437 --> 01:29:18,771
- You don't know anything.
- Sure I do.

1950
01:29:18,938 --> 01:29:20,356
And I get it.

1951
01:29:20,523 --> 01:29:22,358
<i>You're 16.</i>

1952
01:29:22,525 --> 01:29:25,361
<i>It's that age
where you feel so trapped.</i>

1953
01:29:26,612 --> 01:29:29,574
<i>And if your mother always
had the biting comment...</i>

1954
01:29:35,913 --> 01:29:37,790
- Faith, it's over. Let's go!
- Dad! Dad!

1955
01:29:37,957 --> 01:29:40,293
- Dad! Don't touch me!
- It's not my fault!

1956
01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,086
<i>...I'm guessing your father
was more direct.</i>

1957
01:29:42,253 --> 01:29:44,130
- (THUMPING)
- MR. McLANDEN: Whore!

1958
01:29:44,297 --> 01:29:46,257
- Never again!
- Stop!

1959
01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:47,467
That's when you and Faith

1960
01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:49,343
learned to hit
the reset button, right?

1961
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:51,929
Burn, baby, burn.

1962
01:29:52,096 --> 01:29:55,308
- (FIRE ROARS)
- (MAN SCREAMS)

1963
01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:01,647
STEPHANIE:
<i>Why'd you leave each other?</i>

1964
01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:04,525
Well, we couldn't stay
together after the fire.

1965
01:30:04,692 --> 01:30:06,778
The cops were looking for
the big blonde arson twins.

1966
01:30:06,944 --> 01:30:09,489
<i>We were a walking sideshow.</i>

1967
01:30:09,655 --> 01:30:11,824
Fuck off!

1968
01:30:11,991 --> 01:30:14,535
We...we had to say goodbye,
so we did it with tattoos -

1969
01:30:14,702 --> 01:30:17,705
flames and a little
something for Charity.

1970
01:30:23,002 --> 01:30:24,962
We split up
in Corpus Christi.

1971
01:30:25,129 --> 01:30:27,381
<i>She was gonna head south to
Mexico, I was gonna go north.</i>

1972
01:30:27,548 --> 01:30:29,175
<i>We set a time
and place to meet</i>

1973
01:30:29,342 --> 01:30:31,219
<i>after the smoke cleared.</i>

1974
01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:33,304
<i>But then
she never showed up.</i>

1975
01:30:34,472 --> 01:30:36,808
<i>I was worried sick.
I waited for days.</i>

1976
01:30:36,974 --> 01:30:38,434
<i>But nothing.</i>

1977
01:30:38,601 --> 01:30:39,894
You know, I thought
maybe this was

1978
01:30:40,061 --> 01:30:41,521
my opportunity
to do it on my own.

1979
01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:42,980
She was always
getting me into trouble.

1980
01:30:43,147 --> 01:30:45,483
So I bought a one-way ticket to
New York and never looked back.

1981
01:30:45,650 --> 01:30:47,693
- Did you miss her?
- Of course I missed her.

1982
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:50,196
I wasn't whole without her.
But I couldn't go on like that.

1983
01:30:50,363 --> 01:30:52,156
- I had to survive.
- And it worked.

1984
01:30:52,323 --> 01:30:54,200
Yeah, my life in New York
fell into place.

1985
01:30:54,367 --> 01:30:56,702
I got a job,
worked my way up.

1986
01:30:56,869 --> 01:30:59,122
I met the perfect man.

1987
01:30:59,288 --> 01:31:01,457
Oh, you know
that part, though.

1988
01:31:01,624 --> 01:31:04,210
- And then your sister calls.
- Fucking Facebook.

1989
01:31:04,377 --> 01:31:06,462
- You had to see her.
- Yeah, of course I did.

1990
01:31:06,629 --> 01:31:09,340
So you fabricate
this trip to Miami,

1991
01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:11,008
meet up at the old camp.

1992
01:31:11,175 --> 01:31:13,219
Camp bunk four.
It was our happy place.

1993
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:18,224
<i>It was the only place we could
escape our dad, really.</i>

1994
01:31:26,858 --> 01:31:28,317
STEPHANIE:
<i>It must have been shocking</i>

1995
01:31:28,484 --> 01:31:30,194
<i>to see her
after all those years.</i>

1996
01:31:31,362 --> 01:31:34,323
EMILY: <i>Yeah, it was like
looking in the mirror...</i>

1997
01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:36,993
...except at the sick life
she chose over me.

1998
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,787
- STEPHANIE: <i>What did she want?</i>
- EMILY: <i>Everything.</i>

1999
01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:44,709
You just gonna stand there?
(SCOFFS)

2000
01:31:44,876 --> 01:31:46,085
You gotta have Faith.

2001
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:48,504
I don't hear from you
for 14 years,

2002
01:31:48,671 --> 01:31:50,298
and now here you are?

2003
01:31:50,464 --> 01:31:52,800
- I'm out of cash.
- Shocking.

2004
01:31:54,135 --> 01:31:56,179
The fuck did you say?

2005
01:31:58,389 --> 01:31:59,599
Nothing. I just...

2006
01:31:59,765 --> 01:32:01,642
Get away with it this time.

2007
01:32:01,809 --> 01:32:03,895
Okay, so, um...now what?

2008
01:32:04,061 --> 01:32:05,980
I don't know.
I didn't know where to go.

2009
01:32:06,147 --> 01:32:07,773
When I call,
you act like a stranger.

2010
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:09,817
Won't even let me
come meet your family.

2011
01:32:09,984 --> 01:32:11,569
What am I supposed
to say to them?

2012
01:32:11,736 --> 01:32:13,404
The truth?

2013
01:32:13,571 --> 01:32:14,989
Well, you may as well now

2014
01:32:15,156 --> 01:32:17,533
'cause I'm about
to tell the cops.

2015
01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:20,995
- You're what?
- I don't know what else to do.

2016
01:32:21,162 --> 01:32:22,788
I mean, I don't have anything,

2017
01:32:22,955 --> 01:32:24,957
so I don't really have
anything to lose.

2018
01:32:25,124 --> 01:32:26,667
I'm gonna go tell them
everything we did

2019
01:32:26,834 --> 01:32:28,294
and then, you know,
we'll go down together.

2020
01:32:28,461 --> 01:32:29,837
We can be together again.

2021
01:32:30,004 --> 01:32:31,547
I have a little boy now.

2022
01:32:31,714 --> 01:32:34,258
Yeah, I know. I saw that kid.
He's super cute.

2023
01:32:34,425 --> 01:32:37,428
Cut the shit, okay?
What do you want from me?

2024
01:32:39,180 --> 01:32:40,556
I want a million bucks.

2025
01:32:40,723 --> 01:32:42,266
How am I supposed
to give you that?

2026
01:32:42,433 --> 01:32:43,559
You're rich and famous now.

2027
01:32:43,726 --> 01:32:45,770
I can't give you
a million dollars.

2028
01:32:45,937 --> 01:32:47,688
You do seem
highly motivated.

2029
01:32:47,855 --> 01:32:50,775
I don't know what it is, though.
I don't think it's your job.

2030
01:32:50,942 --> 01:32:52,818
Probably, um...
probably your kid.

2031
01:32:52,985 --> 01:32:55,321
- Don't talk about Nicky.
- (CHUCKLES)

2032
01:32:55,488 --> 01:32:57,365
Yeah, I'll, um...

2033
01:32:57,531 --> 01:33:00,618
I'll sell the house.
I'll do whatever I need to do.

2034
01:33:00,785 --> 01:33:02,453
If I do this,
you can't tell anyone ever.

2035
01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:05,456
- Do you understand?
- Yeah, yeah, I get it.

2036
01:33:05,623 --> 01:33:07,500
I mean, I don't really get
the big deal, though,

2037
01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:10,211
'cause you and me could always
just make another kid.

2038
01:33:10,378 --> 01:33:12,463
You know that, right?

2039
01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:14,215
You can't make
another sister, though.

2040
01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:17,385
Oh, it's fucking hot.

2041
01:33:17,551 --> 01:33:19,136
Come on,
let's go swimming.

2042
01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:21,597
Remember?
Like we used to.

2043
01:33:22,932 --> 01:33:24,308
- You coming?
- Yeah.

2044
01:33:24,475 --> 01:33:26,310
Right behind you.

2045
01:33:36,696 --> 01:33:38,197
STEPHANIE: <i>How'd you
get her in the lake?</i>

2046
01:33:38,364 --> 01:33:39,824
EMILY: <i>Fuck you.
I didn't kill my sister.</i>

2047
01:33:39,991 --> 01:33:41,742
<i>That was her idea.</i>

2048
01:33:46,289 --> 01:33:48,833
(FAITH LAUGHS)

2049
01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,626
Come on, wimp.

2050
01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:54,297
What? I thought
you were the alpha now.

2051
01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:55,840
No?

2052
01:33:56,007 --> 01:33:57,633
I am the alpha,
God damn it.

2053
01:34:05,433 --> 01:34:07,143
(CHUCKLES)

2054
01:34:07,310 --> 01:34:09,353
(SPLASH)

2055
01:34:14,734 --> 01:34:16,652
You abandoned me.

2056
01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:19,322
We were supposed
to be a team, you and me.

2057
01:34:19,488 --> 01:34:21,699
- Remember?
- Yeah, I know we were.

2058
01:34:21,866 --> 01:34:23,909
But I just thought

2059
01:34:24,076 --> 01:34:26,829
the only chance
we had was alone, so...

2060
01:34:26,996 --> 01:34:28,456
You were right.

2061
01:34:28,622 --> 01:34:30,708
I'm sorry, kid.

2062
01:34:34,837 --> 01:34:36,964
Me too.

2063
01:34:41,594 --> 01:34:42,928
(GASPS)

2064
01:34:54,482 --> 01:34:56,942
(GRUNTS)

2065
01:35:05,701 --> 01:35:07,578
(BIRD HOOTS)

2066
01:35:31,769 --> 01:35:33,270
EMILY: <i>I was so worried.</i>

2067
01:35:33,437 --> 01:35:34,814
I woke up the next morning

2068
01:35:34,980 --> 01:35:36,982
and I couldn't
find her anywhere.

2069
01:35:38,567 --> 01:35:40,111
I never thought...

2070
01:35:41,737 --> 01:35:43,739
...I never thought
she'd do that, you know?

2071
01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:48,953
When I found her body
in the lake, it was too late.

2072
01:35:49,120 --> 01:35:51,455
Lie. You drowned her.

2073
01:35:51,622 --> 01:35:53,457
No, she killed herself.

2074
01:35:53,624 --> 01:35:55,000
I'm just all that's left of her.

2075
01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:57,753
- No, you're a sister killer.
- You're a brotherfucker.

2076
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,213
Ooh!

2077
01:35:59,380 --> 01:36:00,506
What does Sean know?

2078
01:36:00,673 --> 01:36:02,258
Everything.

2079
01:36:02,425 --> 01:36:03,843
It was his idea.

2080
01:36:04,009 --> 01:36:06,053
I didn't know what to do
once I found the body

2081
01:36:06,220 --> 01:36:08,139
and he said, "You know,
maybe this is our opportunity.

2082
01:36:08,305 --> 01:36:09,890
"We could finally
get out of debt,

2083
01:36:10,057 --> 01:36:11,600
"flee the country,

2084
01:36:11,767 --> 01:36:13,310
"spend more time with Nicky."

2085
01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,187
He convinced me
we could pull it off,

2086
01:36:15,354 --> 01:36:17,022
you know, that her DNA
would do the rest.

2087
01:36:17,189 --> 01:36:19,400
I don't believe you.
He grieved for you.

2088
01:36:19,567 --> 01:36:22,069
Oh, you believed that?
Aw, that was all an act.

2089
01:36:22,236 --> 01:36:23,612
You're a pathological liar.

2090
01:36:23,779 --> 01:36:25,489
Did Sean say that?

2091
01:36:27,283 --> 01:36:28,826
Cool.

2092
01:36:28,993 --> 01:36:31,662
I'm just gonna play you
this tune real quick.

2093
01:36:35,166 --> 01:36:37,334
- EMILY: <i>Do you love her?</i>
- SEAN: <i>No.</i>

2094
01:36:37,501 --> 01:36:38,878
<i>It was just sex.</i>

2095
01:36:39,044 --> 01:36:41,213
EMILY: <i>Did you think of me
when you were fucking her?</i>

2096
01:36:41,380 --> 01:36:42,756
SEAN: <i>Yes.</i>

2097
01:36:42,923 --> 01:36:45,050
EMILY: <i>Do you love me
or not, baby?</i>

2098
01:36:45,217 --> 01:36:46,802
SEAN: <i>Of course I do.</i>

2099
01:36:46,969 --> 01:36:48,679
<i>She doesn't mean
a thing to me.</i>

2100
01:36:48,846 --> 01:36:51,474
I'm sorry, baby. I know
you thought it was real.

2101
01:36:52,975 --> 01:36:55,186
But, hey, I mean,
look on the bright side.

2102
01:36:55,352 --> 01:36:57,354
Your website went viral
thanks to me.

2103
01:36:57,521 --> 01:36:59,356
All this for a little money?

2104
01:36:59,523 --> 01:37:02,318
A little $4 million?
(CHUCKLES)

2105
01:37:02,485 --> 01:37:05,112
That's not exactly little, huh?

2106
01:37:05,279 --> 01:37:07,239
I was hiding out
till that money came in.

2107
01:37:07,406 --> 01:37:09,074
He was just gonna
tie up some loose ends.

2108
01:37:09,241 --> 01:37:10,534
Was I a loose end?

2109
01:37:10,701 --> 01:37:12,578
Well, he needed
help with Nicky.

2110
01:37:12,745 --> 01:37:14,205
You're so good
with those kids.

2111
01:37:14,371 --> 01:37:16,707
So what happens now?

2112
01:37:16,874 --> 01:37:18,667
I just want my kid.

2113
01:37:18,834 --> 01:37:20,586
You fucked up
my insurance plan.

2114
01:37:20,753 --> 01:37:22,129
The authorities
won't back down on that.

2115
01:37:22,296 --> 01:37:23,964
You can have Sean.
He's a piece of shit.

2116
01:37:24,131 --> 01:37:26,300
- I don't even want him.
- I don't want Sean.

2117
01:37:26,467 --> 01:37:28,511
Then I don't know.
I guess there's...

2118
01:37:29,595 --> 01:37:31,639
There's another way, but...

2119
01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:34,099
...it's sort of one
mother to another.

2120
01:37:34,266 --> 01:37:35,643
('LAISSE TOMBER LES FILLES'
BY FRANCE GALL)

2121
01:37:35,809 --> 01:37:38,312
(SEAN SNORES)

2122
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:40,481
(WHISPERS)
Sleeping like a log.

2123
01:37:47,154 --> 01:37:49,406
(SONG CONTINUES)

2124
01:38:00,167 --> 01:38:01,752
(MUSIC STOPS)

2125
01:38:03,170 --> 01:38:05,422
(TENSE MUSIC)

2126
01:38:07,883 --> 01:38:09,927
- Oh!
- What's going on?

2127
01:38:10,094 --> 01:38:12,221
They have a warrant.
I tried to call you.

2128
01:38:13,264 --> 01:38:14,723
Excuse me.
I'm Sean Townsend.

2129
01:38:14,890 --> 01:38:16,809
Look, I'm happy to comply
with anything you need.

2130
01:38:16,976 --> 01:38:19,019
But it would be nice
to have a heads-up.

2131
01:38:19,186 --> 01:38:20,896
This is an open investigation.

2132
01:38:21,063 --> 01:38:23,190
You don't get to pencil
us in when it's convenient.

2133
01:38:25,025 --> 01:38:26,569
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

2134
01:38:30,239 --> 01:38:31,949
Hey.

2135
01:38:32,116 --> 01:38:33,409
Am I under arrest?

2136
01:38:33,576 --> 01:38:35,995
Oh, no, not yet.
The DA wants a slam dunk.

2137
01:38:36,161 --> 01:38:38,038
That's gonna be pretty hard
since I haven't done anything.

2138
01:38:38,205 --> 01:38:40,583
Did you know
your wife was alive?

2139
01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,751
- Not until recently.
- When?

2140
01:38:42,918 --> 01:38:44,461
She contacted me.

2141
01:38:44,628 --> 01:38:46,630
And you immediately notified
the authorities, right?

2142
01:38:46,797 --> 01:38:49,008
I can't discuss this
without my attorney.

2143
01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:51,093
You know what? You really
are a professor, aren't you?

2144
01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:52,886
Okay, we'll talk soon.

2145
01:38:53,053 --> 01:38:55,097
Oh, uh, if we need
to contact you,

2146
01:38:55,264 --> 01:38:57,433
will you be with your wife
or the best friend?

2147
01:38:59,268 --> 01:39:00,811
Somebody else?

2148
01:39:10,029 --> 01:39:11,989
(SIGHS) I need a stiff drink.
Maybe some of your...

2149
01:39:12,156 --> 01:39:13,824
I'm sorry. You can't come in.

2150
01:39:13,991 --> 01:39:16,452
What? Where's Nicky?

2151
01:39:16,619 --> 01:39:17,911
He's upstairs playing.

2152
01:39:18,078 --> 01:39:20,080
- You have to go.
- What are you talking about?

2153
01:39:20,247 --> 01:39:21,624
This is an ongoing
investigation, Sean.

2154
01:39:21,790 --> 01:39:22,833
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2155
01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:24,209
I can't let you in this house

2156
01:39:24,376 --> 01:39:25,669
until this whole thing's
been solved.

2157
01:39:25,836 --> 01:39:26,920
She's gotten to you, hasn't she?

2158
01:39:27,087 --> 01:39:28,255
This has nothing
to do with Emily.

2159
01:39:28,422 --> 01:39:30,591
It's got everything
to do with her.

2160
01:39:30,758 --> 01:39:32,426
She's gaslighting you!

2161
01:39:32,593 --> 01:39:34,261
You don't understand
how powerful she is.

2162
01:39:34,428 --> 01:39:36,597
No, I don't understand
anything right now.

2163
01:39:36,764 --> 01:39:38,223
Stephanie, don't do this.

2164
01:39:38,390 --> 01:39:40,017
Please don't make me
call the police.

2165
01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:48,817
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- (SOULFUL MUSIC)

2166
01:39:48,984 --> 01:39:52,112
SONG: ♪ I don't
wanna have to lie

2167
01:39:52,279 --> 01:39:55,532
♪ To everybody

2168
01:39:55,699 --> 01:39:57,826
♪ About how I feel

2169
01:39:59,286 --> 01:40:01,497
♪ I can't eat, can't sleep

2170
01:40:01,664 --> 01:40:03,499
♪ I'm on my knees... ♪

2171
01:40:03,666 --> 01:40:05,793
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

2172
01:40:05,959 --> 01:40:08,879
♪ Praying for a miracle

2173
01:40:10,089 --> 01:40:13,300
♪ It's all right, what you say

2174
01:40:13,467 --> 01:40:15,344
♪ Like a knife

2175
01:40:15,511 --> 01:40:17,930
♪ I know you like
the taste... ♪

2176
01:40:18,097 --> 01:40:20,557
SEAN: <i>Stephanie,
please call me back.</i>

2177
01:40:20,724 --> 01:40:22,559
<i>I don't know
what's going on</i>

2178
01:40:22,726 --> 01:40:24,687
<i>or how this is
all going to turn out.</i>

2179
01:40:24,853 --> 01:40:26,230
<i>But you're a great mum,</i>

2180
01:40:26,397 --> 01:40:28,857
<i>and you taught me
how to be a better dad.</i>

2181
01:40:29,024 --> 01:40:31,527
<i>For that,
I'll always be grateful.</i>

2182
01:40:31,694 --> 01:40:35,614
<i>The truth is I don't think
I ever knew my wife</i>

2183
01:40:35,781 --> 01:40:37,991
<i>or what she's capable of.</i>

2184
01:40:38,158 --> 01:40:41,578
♪ I love you, I hate you,
I have you, I lose you

2185
01:40:41,745 --> 01:40:44,331
♪ I just want someone to love

2186
01:40:44,498 --> 01:40:50,462
♪ I don't wanna
have to lie to everybody

2187
01:40:51,505 --> 01:40:54,466
♪ I just want a light

2188
01:40:54,633 --> 01:40:58,804
♪ I wanna smoke more cigarettes

2189
01:40:58,971 --> 01:41:04,101
♪ You think that
I like getting hurt

2190
01:41:05,394 --> 01:41:09,231
♪ But I do it and I can't
seem to help myself

2191
01:41:09,398 --> 01:41:12,985
♪ I'm big girl, but big girls
get hurt too... ♪

2192
01:41:13,152 --> 01:41:14,570
NEWS ANCHOR 1:
<i>A shocking new development</i>

2193
01:41:14,737 --> 01:41:16,196
<i>in the Emily Nelson case,</i>

2194
01:41:16,363 --> 01:41:19,324
<i>which first went viral
on a popular internet vlog.</i>

2195
01:41:19,491 --> 01:41:20,951
<i>The PR executive
who was believed dead</i>

2196
01:41:21,118 --> 01:41:22,619
<i>in Michigan has resurfaced.</i>

2197
01:41:22,786 --> 01:41:25,038
NEWS ANCHOR 2: <i>And it appears
the body found in the lake</i>

2198
01:41:25,205 --> 01:41:27,082
<i>was that of Nelson's
estranged twin sister.</i>

2199
01:41:27,249 --> 01:41:29,334
<i>Nelson's husband,
Sean Townsend,</i>

2200
01:41:29,501 --> 01:41:31,628
<i>an abusive failed novelist
and English professor,</i>

2201
01:41:31,795 --> 01:41:34,965
<i>allegedly forced her
to stage her own death</i>

2202
01:41:35,132 --> 01:41:37,676
<i>in order to collect a $4 million
life insurance policy.</i>

2203
01:41:37,843 --> 01:41:39,178
NEWS ANCHOR 1:
<i>Nevertheless,</i>

2204
01:41:39,344 --> 01:41:41,263
<i>bail for Mr. Townsend
will be set today.</i>

2205
01:41:41,430 --> 01:41:42,806
NEWS ANCHOR 2:
<i>A British national,</i>

2206
01:41:42,973 --> 01:41:44,850
<i>Townsend faces deportation
if found guilty.</i>

2207
01:41:45,017 --> 01:41:46,769
<i>Although
an accomplice to fraud,</i>

2208
01:41:46,935 --> 01:41:48,896
<i>Ms. Nelson is complying
with the authorities</i>

2209
01:41:49,062 --> 01:41:51,023
<i>in exchange for clemency.</i>

2210
01:41:52,649 --> 01:41:53,692
(DOOR CLOSES)

2211
01:41:53,859 --> 01:41:55,027
SEAN: Stephanie?

2212
01:41:57,362 --> 01:41:58,739
(CHUCKLES)

2213
01:41:58,906 --> 01:42:01,366
- Where's Nicky?
- Oh, he's at a friend's house.

2214
01:42:01,533 --> 01:42:03,619
- Watching a movie.
- Oof!

2215
01:42:03,786 --> 01:42:06,038
I figured we needed some
Mommy and Daddy time.

2216
01:42:08,165 --> 01:42:10,709
Have you forgotten
me already?

2217
01:42:10,876 --> 01:42:13,253
You're impossible to forget.

2218
01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:14,505
Thank you.

2219
01:42:14,671 --> 01:42:16,632
(EMILY GIGGLES)

2220
01:42:19,551 --> 01:42:21,887
Oh, please, Sean,
I'm not gonna poison you.

2221
01:42:22,054 --> 01:42:24,389
If I wanted to get rid of you,
you'd already be dead.

2222
01:42:24,556 --> 01:42:26,391
You put those files
on my computer.

2223
01:42:26,558 --> 01:42:29,186
Yes, I did.

2224
01:42:29,353 --> 01:42:30,813
But I did have help
from a woman

2225
01:42:30,979 --> 01:42:32,898
who loves volunteering
for everything.

2226
01:42:33,065 --> 01:42:34,525
SEAN: Stephanie.

2227
01:42:34,691 --> 01:42:37,152
She's not as sweet
as her snatch, is she?

2228
01:42:37,319 --> 01:42:39,363
Were you ever gonna tell me
you had a twin sister?

2229
01:42:39,530 --> 01:42:41,532
- Wasn't your business.
- I'm your husband!

2230
01:42:41,698 --> 01:42:43,575
You've been fucking
my best friend in my house.

2231
01:42:43,742 --> 01:42:45,536
But now you're
my husband? Okay.

2232
01:42:45,702 --> 01:42:47,871
Then I should probably tell
you that we were triplets.

2233
01:42:48,038 --> 01:42:49,373
The details!

2234
01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:50,707
STEPHANIE: <i>Hi, moms!</i>

2235
01:42:50,874 --> 01:42:53,252
Stephanie here.

2236
01:42:53,418 --> 01:42:54,795
I wanna thank you for all

2237
01:42:54,962 --> 01:42:56,463
the love and support
you've been sending me.

2238
01:42:56,630 --> 01:42:58,173
It means so much.

2239
01:42:58,340 --> 01:42:59,675
Um...

2240
01:43:00,884 --> 01:43:03,720
You know, as shocked
as you guys are

2241
01:43:03,887 --> 01:43:06,431
about these turns of events,

2242
01:43:06,598 --> 01:43:09,309
I can assure you, nobody
is more stunned than me.

2243
01:43:09,476 --> 01:43:11,854
<i>Emily had her secrets.
So did her husband.</i>

2244
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:14,356
<i>Clearly, I was
the naive romantic</i>

2245
01:43:14,523 --> 01:43:16,275
<i>caught in the middle.</i>

2246
01:43:16,441 --> 01:43:18,569
<i>I love you guys. I always will.</i>

2247
01:43:18,735 --> 01:43:21,446
<i>I hope you can forgive me in
advance for what I have to do.</i>

2248
01:43:21,613 --> 01:43:24,533
<i>Moms, do everything yourself.</i>

2249
01:43:26,410 --> 01:43:27,536
(KNIFE CLINKS)

2250
01:43:27,703 --> 01:43:28,871
EMILY: Stephanie.

2251
01:43:29,037 --> 01:43:30,372
You shouldn't be here right now.

2252
01:43:30,539 --> 01:43:32,457
I used to live here. Remember?

2253
01:43:32,624 --> 01:43:35,085
- Don't make this any hard...
- Don't move.

2254
01:43:35,252 --> 01:43:36,628
(SCOFFS)

2255
01:43:36,795 --> 01:43:38,046
Stephanie, please.

2256
01:43:38,213 --> 01:43:40,090
You don't even let the boys
play with squirt guns.

2257
01:43:40,257 --> 01:43:41,717
That was before
you told me you loved me,

2258
01:43:41,884 --> 01:43:43,844
and it turned out you were
laughing at me behind my back.

2259
01:43:44,011 --> 01:43:45,637
Stephanie, maybe we should
take it down a notch.

2260
01:43:45,804 --> 01:43:47,180
You used me.

2261
01:43:47,347 --> 01:43:48,974
You used me too.

2262
01:43:49,141 --> 01:43:50,934
But you had me
making you dinner,

2263
01:43:51,101 --> 01:43:53,979
watching your kid,
and sucking your dick.

2264
01:43:54,146 --> 01:43:55,772
I had no idea
that she was still alive!

2265
01:43:55,939 --> 01:43:58,191
- Stop lying.
- Okay, you guys.

2266
01:43:58,358 --> 01:44:00,402
I think we should just
sit down and talk this out.

2267
01:44:00,569 --> 01:44:02,613
Emily, you sit down.
You hated Stephanie.

2268
01:44:02,779 --> 01:44:05,324
You used to watch her vlog
and rip her apart.

2269
01:44:05,490 --> 01:44:07,034
All I wanted
was to be your friend.

2270
01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:08,493
You were.

2271
01:44:08,660 --> 01:44:11,163
And then you fucked my husband
and my insurance plan.

2272
01:44:11,330 --> 01:44:13,707
Don't blame her!
This is so typical of you.

2273
01:44:13,874 --> 01:44:16,126
I was just trying to get us
out of crushing fucking debt.

2274
01:44:16,293 --> 01:44:18,754
Yeah, maybe if you had the
good sense to give me a call,

2275
01:44:18,921 --> 01:44:20,672
I could've helped you with
this little plot of yours.

2276
01:44:20,839 --> 01:44:23,050
Please, you haven't come up
with a decent plot in 10 years.

2277
01:44:23,216 --> 01:44:24,801
Really? Right now?

2278
01:44:24,968 --> 01:44:27,220
Can I say something,
as the lady with the gun?

2279
01:44:27,387 --> 01:44:29,097
Nicky deserves better
than both of you.

2280
01:44:29,264 --> 01:44:31,642
- Fuck you. I love my kid.
- Shut up!

2281
01:44:33,101 --> 01:44:35,020
Stephanie, put down the gun.

2282
01:44:35,187 --> 01:44:36,813
You don't wanna do this.

2283
01:44:36,980 --> 01:44:39,024
I really do, though.

2284
01:44:41,026 --> 01:44:42,569
I loved you.

2285
01:44:43,654 --> 01:44:45,155
I loved you too.

2286
01:44:47,658 --> 01:44:49,493
I think this is the best thing.
(COCKS GUN)

2287
01:44:49,660 --> 01:44:51,578
- Whoa.
- We could say he attacked us.

2288
01:44:51,745 --> 01:44:53,288
- They'll believe us, you know?
- No, no, no.

2289
01:44:53,455 --> 01:44:55,415
You're not fucking serious.
You're not gonna kill him.

2290
01:44:55,582 --> 01:44:57,334
We're just gonna
send him to jail.

2291
01:44:57,501 --> 01:45:00,504
J... Are you serious?
Jail's enough for you?

2292
01:45:00,671 --> 01:45:02,756
- You don't need to kill him.
- Aren't you angry?

2293
01:45:02,923 --> 01:45:04,508
Don't you want revenge
for your sister?

2294
01:45:04,675 --> 01:45:07,344
Yeah, yes. But he didn't
technically kill her.

2295
01:45:07,511 --> 01:45:08,804
Then who did?

2296
01:45:08,971 --> 01:45:11,640
'Cause I don't buy
that it was an accident.

2297
01:45:14,267 --> 01:45:15,811
Screw this.

2298
01:45:16,937 --> 01:45:18,105
- Oh!
- (GASPS)

2299
01:45:18,271 --> 01:45:20,148
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, fuck.

2300
01:45:20,315 --> 01:45:21,608
Oh, my God. Jesus.

2301
01:45:21,775 --> 01:45:23,443
Oh, my God. Um...

2302
01:45:23,610 --> 01:45:26,446
Oh, my God!
Shit! Is he really dead?

2303
01:45:26,613 --> 01:45:29,116
Sean? I'm sorry.
What do I do?

2304
01:45:29,282 --> 01:45:31,576
Do you put pressure on it or...

2305
01:45:31,743 --> 01:45:34,371
Do we call an ambulance?
Do I just let him die?

2306
01:45:34,538 --> 01:45:36,623
I mean, he deserved it, right?

2307
01:45:36,790 --> 01:45:39,751
(CRYING) No, I killed her.
I killed my sister.

2308
01:45:39,918 --> 01:45:42,671
What? Sean? Sean?

2309
01:45:42,838 --> 01:45:44,673
Get up.

2310
01:45:46,633 --> 01:45:48,343
Show's over. Come on.

2311
01:45:48,510 --> 01:45:50,637
Seriously? Come on.
Get the fuck up. Hey!

2312
01:45:50,804 --> 01:45:52,222
- (GROANS)
- You too, Brando.

2313
01:45:52,389 --> 01:45:54,891
- Get up!
- Fuck!

2314
01:45:55,058 --> 01:45:56,935
(SCOFFS)

2315
01:45:58,812 --> 01:46:00,355
Wow.

2316
01:46:02,607 --> 01:46:04,359
That was extra.

2317
01:46:04,526 --> 01:46:06,778
I mean, obviously, I knew you
guys were up to something

2318
01:46:06,945 --> 01:46:08,321
when I saw both the mics

2319
01:46:08,488 --> 01:46:10,532
that you had the cops
plant in here.

2320
01:46:10,699 --> 01:46:12,451
You clearly wanted
a confession out of me,

2321
01:46:12,617 --> 01:46:14,244
so you could clear
Sean's name.

2322
01:46:14,411 --> 01:46:17,706
But that was...that was
a good way to go about it.

2323
01:46:17,873 --> 01:46:19,541
Where you messed up,
though, baby girl,

2324
01:46:19,708 --> 01:46:21,293
is thinking
that I would confess

2325
01:46:21,460 --> 01:46:23,045
to protect that
fucking yeast infection.

2326
01:46:23,211 --> 01:46:25,505
- (EMILY LAUGHS) Really?
- All right.

2327
01:46:25,672 --> 01:46:27,549
Come on, you gotta know
better than that.

2328
01:46:27,716 --> 01:46:28,759
Hmm.

2329
01:46:28,925 --> 01:46:30,552
But then you came in,
all emotional with the gun.

2330
01:46:30,719 --> 01:46:33,055
And that was...
that was convincing.

2331
01:46:33,221 --> 01:46:35,766
Yeah. It was very cinematic.

2332
01:46:35,932 --> 01:46:37,642
I don't even know
where you find this shit.

2333
01:46:37,809 --> 01:46:39,352
You're really amazing.

2334
01:46:39,519 --> 01:46:42,022
- Thanks. That means a lot.
- Mmm.

2335
01:46:42,189 --> 01:46:43,774
But you did confess, Emily.

2336
01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:46,651
Oh. Yeah.

2337
01:46:46,818 --> 01:46:48,612
Um...

2338
01:46:48,779 --> 01:46:52,240
I did, but I cut
these first, though.

2339
01:46:52,407 --> 01:46:54,451
For our friendship bracelets.

2340
01:46:54,618 --> 01:46:56,328
One for you!

2341
01:46:56,495 --> 01:46:59,539
That is...disappointing.

2342
01:46:59,706 --> 01:47:02,292
Oh! My God!
Look what I found.

2343
01:47:02,459 --> 01:47:04,127
Huh! (COCKS GUN)

2344
01:47:04,294 --> 01:47:06,588
Okay. You can't shoot us.

2345
01:47:06,755 --> 01:47:09,925
- The police are outside.
- No, they're not.

2346
01:47:10,092 --> 01:47:12,052
(IMITATING)
"Hey, cops, Stephanie here.

2347
01:47:12,219 --> 01:47:13,678
"Change of plans.

2348
01:47:13,845 --> 01:47:15,514
"I'm meeting Emily and Sean
at Darren's house now.

2349
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,057
"I'll see you there."

2350
01:47:17,224 --> 01:47:18,809
You sent them
to Darren's house?

2351
01:47:18,975 --> 01:47:21,144
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY)
- It's a virus?

2352
01:47:21,311 --> 01:47:23,230
String theory!
String theory, isn't it?

2353
01:47:23,396 --> 01:47:26,233
- (ALL SCREAM)
- Hands up! Weapons down!

2354
01:47:26,399 --> 01:47:27,901
No, I have
a prescription for that!

2355
01:47:28,068 --> 01:47:29,486
I have ocular pressure!

2356
01:47:29,653 --> 01:47:30,987
I've been on the run
for 10 years.

2357
01:47:31,154 --> 01:47:32,823
You think I don't know how
to manipulate the system?

2358
01:47:32,989 --> 01:47:34,616
So you're gonna kill us?

2359
01:47:34,783 --> 01:47:36,868
Well, what the fuck else
am I supposed to do?

2360
01:47:37,035 --> 01:47:38,411
You two will clearly go

2361
01:47:38,578 --> 01:47:40,163
to extraordinary lengths
to take me down.

2362
01:47:40,330 --> 01:47:41,832
And you know too much.

2363
01:47:41,998 --> 01:47:44,000
So, I feel like
a murder-suicide

2364
01:47:44,167 --> 01:47:46,253
is the only fitting end
for you two.

2365
01:47:46,419 --> 01:47:47,838
And if you kill him,

2366
01:47:48,004 --> 01:47:50,048
I think our insurance
still covers that, right?

2367
01:47:50,215 --> 01:47:52,092
I mean, it's sort of perfect.

2368
01:47:52,259 --> 01:47:54,678
One door closes and another
one opens. Thank you for that.

2369
01:47:54,845 --> 01:47:57,180
You always have been
fucking crazy, haven't you?

2370
01:47:57,347 --> 01:47:58,890
Have I?

2371
01:47:59,057 --> 01:48:00,725
Ugh!

2372
01:48:00,892 --> 01:48:02,769
Oh, shit. You're right.

2373
01:48:02,936 --> 01:48:05,522
God, you fucking...
You actually fucking shot me.

2374
01:48:05,689 --> 01:48:07,190
I'm gonna miss him.

2375
01:48:07,357 --> 01:48:08,859
Your turn.

2376
01:48:09,025 --> 01:48:11,236
Emily, come on.

2377
01:48:11,403 --> 01:48:12,821
You're not gonna kill me.

2378
01:48:12,988 --> 01:48:15,282
Oh, yeah, I killed
my dad and my sister,

2379
01:48:15,448 --> 01:48:18,368
but I could never kill my
husband-fucking best friend.

2380
01:48:19,411 --> 01:48:21,121
Am I really
your best friend?

2381
01:48:21,288 --> 01:48:23,206
You're not just saying
that for, you know...

2382
01:48:23,373 --> 01:48:24,875
No, no, I'm not
just saying that at all.

2383
01:48:25,041 --> 01:48:26,877
I get worried that it's just me.

2384
01:48:27,043 --> 01:48:28,545
I know, sometimes
I was worried about that too.

2385
01:48:28,712 --> 01:48:30,213
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- (GROANS)

2386
01:48:30,380 --> 01:48:31,798
It's so hard to connect
with other moms...

2387
01:48:31,965 --> 01:48:33,967
And then when you have
a full-time job, it's...

2388
01:48:34,134 --> 01:48:35,635
Okay, okay,
don't pull that crap.

2389
01:48:35,802 --> 01:48:38,180
Being a mom is a full-time job.
What I do is hard work.

2390
01:48:38,346 --> 01:48:40,015
And I have my vlog
on top of that,

2391
01:48:40,182 --> 01:48:41,600
and that's just getting
bigger and bigger.

2392
01:48:41,766 --> 01:48:43,685
If you came on the vlog,
that'd be so fun.

2393
01:48:43,852 --> 01:48:45,770
If you came on the vlog
and confessed

2394
01:48:45,937 --> 01:48:48,064
to killing your father and
sister and held me at gunpoint,

2395
01:48:48,231 --> 01:48:49,691
I could probably hit
a million subscribers.

2396
01:48:49,858 --> 01:48:51,443
Aww. That would've been great.

2397
01:48:51,610 --> 01:48:53,862
- Why don't we do that right now?
- Hmm?

2398
01:48:54,029 --> 01:48:56,198
We're live streaming.
Did you not know that?

2399
01:48:56,364 --> 01:48:57,949
What the fuck
are you talking about?

2400
01:48:58,116 --> 01:49:00,035
God, that's so rude,
I'm sorry.

2401
01:49:00,202 --> 01:49:01,870
Wave hi to the moms!

2402
01:49:03,079 --> 01:49:04,915
<i>This little gadget. Boop!</i>

2403
01:49:05,081 --> 01:49:07,626
Yeah. They make nanny cams
so small these days.

2404
01:49:07,792 --> 01:49:09,085
(SIRENS WAILING)

2405
01:49:09,252 --> 01:49:10,462
Brotherfucker!

2406
01:49:13,298 --> 01:49:15,675
STEPHANIE: Emily!
Emily, stop!

2407
01:49:15,842 --> 01:49:18,845
Emily, you can't outrun this!
Don't do this to Nicky.

2408
01:49:19,012 --> 01:49:21,139
Come on, you're still his mom!

2409
01:49:24,059 --> 01:49:25,977
Yeah, I am.

2410
01:49:26,144 --> 01:49:27,646
But you sure
as shit won't be.

2411
01:49:35,278 --> 01:49:36,863
America's hybrids.

2412
01:49:37,030 --> 01:49:38,907
Silent, but deadly.

2413
01:49:42,953 --> 01:49:44,704
I saw you on the vlog.

2414
01:49:44,871 --> 01:49:47,540
You fuck with one of the moms,
you fuck with us all.

2415
01:49:47,707 --> 01:49:49,501
- (GROANS)
- Oh!

2416
01:49:49,668 --> 01:49:50,835
Emily!

2417
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:53,546
STEPHANIE: Stop, Emily.

2418
01:49:53,713 --> 01:49:55,966
This looks super painful.

2419
01:49:56,132 --> 01:49:57,926
Now, sweetie, stop.

2420
01:49:58,093 --> 01:49:59,844
You've just been hit by a car.

2421
01:50:00,011 --> 01:50:01,388
Don't...don't do this.

2422
01:50:01,554 --> 01:50:03,598
I'm getting worried
about your knees right now.

2423
01:50:04,683 --> 01:50:06,309
Just relax!

2424
01:50:08,561 --> 01:50:10,897
(EMILY GRUNTS)

2425
01:50:11,982 --> 01:50:13,525
STEPHANIE: I'm sorry!

2426
01:50:13,692 --> 01:50:15,026
I'm NOT sorry. Oh!

2427
01:50:15,193 --> 01:50:16,528
I'm still working on that.

2428
01:50:21,199 --> 01:50:22,575
Hi, moms! Stephanie here.

2429
01:50:22,742 --> 01:50:24,202
We have very exciting news today

2430
01:50:24,369 --> 01:50:25,745
because we signed up

2431
01:50:25,912 --> 01:50:27,497
our one-millionth subscriber,

2432
01:50:27,664 --> 01:50:30,917
Mrs. Carol Findley
of Ames, Iowa!

2433
01:50:31,084 --> 01:50:33,503
Thank you
for joining us, Carol.

2434
01:50:33,670 --> 01:50:36,006
You should know,
as our newest friend,

2435
01:50:36,172 --> 01:50:38,216
that in addition to my usual
helpful tips and recipes,

2436
01:50:38,383 --> 01:50:40,677
I now take on
unsolved mysteries

2437
01:50:40,844 --> 01:50:42,887
'cause it turns out
I have a nose

2438
01:50:43,054 --> 01:50:45,473
for sniffing out
the freshest basil...

2439
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:47,892
...and criminals who thought
they got away with it.

2440
01:50:48,059 --> 01:50:49,477
<i>So if you have a cold case</i>

2441
01:50:49,644 --> 01:50:51,271
<i>or a mystery that
needs to be unraveled,</i>

2442
01:50:51,438 --> 01:50:52,772
<i>you can just drop me a line.</i>

2443
01:50:52,939 --> 01:50:54,357
<i>That includes
you now, Carol,</i>

2444
01:50:54,524 --> 01:50:55,984
<i>because you're part
of the family.</i>

2445
01:50:56,151 --> 01:50:58,361
<i>For now, we're gonna
be talking about</i>

2446
01:50:58,528 --> 01:51:00,238
<i>my favorite cold soup,
gazpacho,</i>

2447
01:51:00,405 --> 01:51:02,282
<i>which is normally gross, but
we're not gonna make it gross.</i>

2448
01:51:02,449 --> 01:51:03,533
<i>Right, guys?
It's gonna be great.</i>

2449
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:06,077
(FRENCH RAP SONG)

2450
01:51:49,704 --> 01:51:51,748
(LAUGHS) In your ass!

2451
01:51:57,587 --> 01:52:00,590
('LAISSE TOMBER LES FILLES'
BY NO SMALL CHILDREN)