1 00:00:01,220 --> 00:00:02,179 Who are you? 2 00:00:02,471 --> 00:00:04,348 I'm the one who strung your chief of police up. 3 00:00:04,431 --> 00:00:05,390 ANGELA ABAR: No, you're not. 4 00:00:05,766 --> 00:00:08,894 There's a vast and insidious conspiracy here in Tulsa. 5 00:00:10,938 --> 00:00:12,439 LOOKING GLASS: You was with him last night? 6 00:00:13,065 --> 00:00:14,733 - ANGELA: What? - GLASS: The chief. 7 00:00:15,192 --> 00:00:16,610 Was he acting strange? 8 00:00:16,985 --> 00:00:18,362 What, are you interrogating me now? 9 00:00:18,570 --> 00:00:20,239 Why would I interrogate you? 10 00:00:20,781 --> 00:00:22,741 Our chief has been murdered. 11 00:00:23,075 --> 00:00:24,785 Murdered by one of you. 12 00:00:24,993 --> 00:00:26,161 Round them up! 13 00:00:26,245 --> 00:00:27,412 (INDISTINCT CLAMORING) 14 00:00:27,704 --> 00:00:28,914 Look out! 15 00:00:33,335 --> 00:00:36,421 AUTOMATED VOICE: Angela Abar is your granddaughter. 16 00:00:37,798 --> 00:00:38,924 You're under arrest. 17 00:00:48,517 --> 00:00:52,271 MR. PHILLIPS: I am... Dr. Manhattan. 18 00:00:53,772 --> 00:00:54,773 (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 19 00:00:54,856 --> 00:00:55,732 2ND MR. PHILLIPS: Should we 20 00:00:56,024 --> 00:00:57,359 put him in the cellar with the others, Sir? 21 00:00:57,442 --> 00:00:59,111 LORD OF A COUNTRY ESTATE: The basement will be perfect. 22 00:00:59,194 --> 00:01:01,780 We'll have a use for him before too long. 23 00:01:02,781 --> 00:01:03,865 Has it stopped, Master? 24 00:01:04,199 --> 00:01:05,617 LORD: No, Ms. Crookshanks. 25 00:01:06,118 --> 00:01:07,452 It's only just begun. 26 00:01:07,953 --> 00:01:09,329 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 27 00:01:18,463 --> 00:01:22,801 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 28 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:28,181 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 29 00:01:32,311 --> 00:01:34,896 (BEEPING CONTINUING) 30 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:37,232 AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you. One moment while we connect you 31 00:01:37,316 --> 00:01:39,026 to the Trieu sat orbital array. 32 00:01:39,109 --> 00:01:41,903 Standby for connection to Mars antenna 33 00:01:41,987 --> 00:01:46,742 in five... four... three... two... 34 00:01:46,825 --> 00:01:49,620 Uplink complete. You are now transmitting. 35 00:01:49,703 --> 00:01:52,789 Pick up the receiver and begin speaking at any time. 36 00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:55,000 Doctor Manhattan is listening. 37 00:01:57,836 --> 00:02:00,631 Hey. It's me again. 38 00:02:02,257 --> 00:02:03,800 I've got a joke. 39 00:02:03,884 --> 00:02:06,011 Stop me if you've heard this one. 40 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:08,180 ♪ ♪ 41 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:12,851 WOMAN: There's this guy, he's a bricklayer. 42 00:02:13,602 --> 00:02:15,228 He's really good at it. 43 00:02:15,312 --> 00:02:17,481 He's a real master of his craft 44 00:02:17,564 --> 00:02:19,399 because he's precise. 45 00:02:19,483 --> 00:02:21,902 Every brick has its place. 46 00:02:21,985 --> 00:02:24,363 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:26,990 --> 00:02:28,492 Anyway, this guy has a daughter 48 00:02:28,575 --> 00:02:29,951 and he's gonna teach her to be a bricklayer, 49 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:33,538 because, after all, all a man has is his legacy. 50 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:37,334 So Dad decides to build a barbecue in the backyard. 51 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:41,254 He does the math, he figures out exactly what he needs, 52 00:02:41,338 --> 00:02:43,799 and he shows the daughter how to do everything, 53 00:02:43,882 --> 00:02:46,134 step-by-step. 54 00:02:46,218 --> 00:02:48,762 And when he finishes, it's a beauty. 55 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,389 It's a perfect barbecue, 56 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:53,266 just the way he drew it in the blueprints. 57 00:02:53,934 --> 00:02:55,727 Only one problem... 58 00:02:57,354 --> 00:03:00,190 There's a brick left over. 59 00:03:00,941 --> 00:03:04,653 One... single... brick. 60 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:06,488 The guy freaks out. 61 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:08,407 He must've done something wrong. 62 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:10,992 He's going to have to start all over again. 63 00:03:11,076 --> 00:03:13,495 So he picks up his sledgehammer to knock the thing to pieces 64 00:03:13,578 --> 00:03:18,083 and suddenly his daughter says, "Daddy, wait. I have an idea." 65 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,627 She picks up the orphan brick 66 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:23,255 and she throws it up into the air... 67 00:03:23,338 --> 00:03:25,549 as high as she can. 68 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:28,093 And... and... 69 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:30,345 Good morning. How may I help you? 70 00:03:30,429 --> 00:03:32,722 And... And then she... 71 00:03:32,806 --> 00:03:34,057 Shit! 72 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:36,935 WOMAN: I messed it up. Um... 73 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:39,855 Okay, uh... 74 00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:42,107 Forget that joke. Can I tell you another one? 75 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:44,443 - (GUN FIRING) - (CUSTOMERS SCREAMING) 76 00:03:44,526 --> 00:03:46,778 Money from the fucking drawers! Now! 77 00:03:47,362 --> 00:03:49,489 Everyone on the goddamn floor! 78 00:03:49,573 --> 00:03:51,199 (WOMAN SHRIEKING) 79 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:53,243 Money, fucking now! 80 00:03:54,453 --> 00:03:57,497 (SMOKE HISSING) 81 00:03:58,957 --> 00:03:59,875 (GRUNTS) 82 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,793 (CUSTOMERS GASP) 83 00:04:02,461 --> 00:04:05,088 (ROBBER GRUNTING) 84 00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:09,301 (YELPS, GROANS) 85 00:04:10,135 --> 00:04:11,511 (DART HISSES) 86 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:15,015 Back the fuck off! 87 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,976 Release the hostage. It's over. 88 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:20,520 How'd you know we were gonna be here? 89 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,107 I mean, did you get an anonymous tip? 90 00:04:24,191 --> 00:04:25,275 What? 91 00:04:25,358 --> 00:04:28,904 Oh shit! What if it was the FBI? 92 00:04:28,987 --> 00:04:32,282 Because what you're doing right now? Vigilantism? 93 00:04:32,365 --> 00:04:33,867 It's illegal. 94 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,368 So it would be super smart 95 00:04:35,452 --> 00:04:37,746 for federal law enforcement to tip you off 96 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:39,998 that this bank was about to be robbed. 97 00:04:40,499 --> 00:04:42,834 Of course, you couldn't know you were being set up. 98 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:47,130 Otherwise you wouldn't walk right into their trap, right? 99 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:50,801 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) 100 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:53,011 (MUTTERS): Shit. 101 00:04:54,554 --> 00:04:55,430 (SHOUTS) 102 00:04:55,514 --> 00:04:56,848 (GUN FIRING) 103 00:04:56,932 --> 00:04:58,683 (VIGILANTE SHOUTS) 104 00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:12,322 What? 105 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:19,621 (CROWD CLAMORING) 106 00:05:19,704 --> 00:05:22,290 Like I tell your kids, sir, stay behind the barricades! 107 00:05:22,374 --> 00:05:25,460 AGENT (OVER SPEAKER): Ladies and gentlemen, please stand back. 108 00:05:25,544 --> 00:05:27,671 This is a crime scene. 109 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:30,423 - Nice work. - Give me your cuffs. 110 00:05:30,507 --> 00:05:33,802 (CROWD SHOUTING, BOOING) 111 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:35,220 Hey, Blake. 112 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,138 How'd you know his body armor would stop the bullets? 113 00:05:37,222 --> 00:05:38,807 AGENT (OVER SPEAKER): For your own safety 114 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:41,017 and the integrity of the crime scene... 115 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:44,187 - MAN: Bullshit! Bullshit! - AGENT (OVER PA): ...stand back! 116 00:05:44,271 --> 00:05:46,898 (CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY) 117 00:05:47,566 --> 00:05:50,151 Hey! Why are you arresting him? He's a hero! 118 00:05:50,235 --> 00:05:52,737 AGENT (OVER SPEAKER): Please! Stand back! 119 00:05:52,821 --> 00:05:55,240 - (CROWD BOOING) - He's not a hero! 120 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,534 He's a fucking joke. 121 00:05:57,617 --> 00:05:59,286 Aah, you fucking pig! 122 00:05:59,369 --> 00:06:01,454 ♪ ♪ 123 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:03,081 (DOOR OPENS) 124 00:06:08,837 --> 00:06:10,380 Play Devo. 125 00:06:11,047 --> 00:06:13,425 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 126 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:18,096 (INSTRUMENTAL INTRO TO DEVO'S "MONGOLOID" PLAYING) 127 00:06:22,892 --> 00:06:25,103 (MOUSE SQUEAKING) 128 00:06:31,359 --> 00:06:33,445 ♪ ♪ 129 00:06:40,785 --> 00:06:42,996 (INSTRUMENTAL CONTINUING) 130 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,290 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 131 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,627 (KNOCKING) 132 00:06:51,129 --> 00:06:52,380 Stop Devo. 133 00:06:52,464 --> 00:06:53,465 (MUSIC STOPS) 134 00:06:56,593 --> 00:06:58,970 - Senator Keene. - Agent Blake. 135 00:07:00,263 --> 00:07:02,015 Sorry to bother you at home. 136 00:07:02,098 --> 00:07:03,391 I left three messages at your office. 137 00:07:03,475 --> 00:07:06,353 - I wasn't at my office. - Clearly. 138 00:07:06,436 --> 00:07:08,396 I heard you caught The Revenger. 139 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,274 - Congrats. - Just "Revenger," no "The." 140 00:07:11,358 --> 00:07:14,444 And I got him last month. Today was Mr. Shadow. 141 00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:15,654 Well, shit, Blake. 142 00:07:15,737 --> 00:07:17,739 On behalf of the American taxpayer, 143 00:07:17,822 --> 00:07:19,407 thank you for keeping our streets safe 144 00:07:19,491 --> 00:07:21,785 from rich assholes playing dress-up. 145 00:07:21,868 --> 00:07:23,536 You're quite welcome. 146 00:07:26,665 --> 00:07:29,167 - May I come in? - You may. 147 00:07:37,676 --> 00:07:40,845 - Can I peek? - Watch your fingers. 148 00:07:44,057 --> 00:07:45,517 (HOOTS) 149 00:07:46,601 --> 00:07:47,852 (HOOTS) 150 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:50,730 - What's his name? - Who. 151 00:07:51,398 --> 00:07:52,649 The owl. 152 00:07:53,525 --> 00:07:56,194 "Who," that's his name. Ask him yourself. 153 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:57,696 (CHUCKLES) 154 00:08:02,117 --> 00:08:04,953 Can you get someone to take care of him while you're out of town? 155 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:06,788 Am I going out of town, Joe? 156 00:08:06,871 --> 00:08:09,749 Tomorrow, the deputy director is gonna send you 157 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:12,502 down to Tulsa to take lead on an investigation. 158 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:15,880 - And you know this...? - 'Cause I asked him to. 159 00:08:16,673 --> 00:08:19,134 Uh-huh. What am I investigating? 160 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:23,638 - Chief of police got hung. - Hanged. You knew him? 161 00:08:23,722 --> 00:08:26,224 A little. He was a good man. 162 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:28,309 His wife ran my senate campaign. 163 00:08:28,768 --> 00:08:31,104 Folks assume the Seventh Kavalry did it. 164 00:08:31,187 --> 00:08:32,814 But that's not what you assume. 165 00:08:32,897 --> 00:08:35,066 7K always takes credit when they kill a cop, 166 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,110 but not a peep from them on this. 167 00:08:37,902 --> 00:08:39,195 You think it was a vigilante? 168 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:41,448 - Sure could be. - Why? 169 00:08:42,032 --> 00:08:43,825 Call it professional jealousy. 170 00:08:43,908 --> 00:08:45,618 Vigilantes already see cops as the enemy. 171 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:47,162 Now they got mask envy on top. 172 00:08:47,245 --> 00:08:50,457 Well, maybe you shouldn't have put the cops in masks, Joe. 173 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,916 It works. 174 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:55,336 Crime's down 80% in Tulsa since we passed DOPA. 175 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:58,006 - And other cities... - You called it DOPA? 176 00:08:58,089 --> 00:09:00,008 The Defense of Police Act. 177 00:09:00,091 --> 00:09:02,093 And it's such a great acronym that other cities 178 00:09:02,177 --> 00:09:03,678 wanna jump on board and pilot it. 179 00:09:03,762 --> 00:09:06,806 Atlanta, New Orleans, even goddamn Denver. 180 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,725 Masks save lives. 181 00:09:08,808 --> 00:09:12,520 My reputation, my name is built on that idea. 182 00:09:12,604 --> 00:09:15,398 Now, those cops have kept the peace down there for three years, 183 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:17,358 and now someone's trying to start a war. 184 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:20,737 And if they do, it all goes to shit. 185 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,990 And you don't get to be president. 186 00:09:27,285 --> 00:09:29,204 You know, Laurie... 187 00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:31,414 the president can pardon anybody he wants. 188 00:09:31,498 --> 00:09:32,916 Anybody. 189 00:09:32,999 --> 00:09:35,794 He could even get your owl out of that cage. 190 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:44,928 (SIGHS) Fucking Oklahoma. 191 00:09:56,815 --> 00:10:00,360 BLAKE: Okay. Forget the brick. New joke. 192 00:10:01,528 --> 00:10:04,948 Three heroes die, and they all show up at the pearly gates. 193 00:10:05,031 --> 00:10:07,951 God's there to decide what their eternal fate shall be. 194 00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:11,037 Heaven... or Hell. 195 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:13,873 Our first hero is dressed up like a big owl. 196 00:10:13,957 --> 00:10:16,126 And God says to him, "I gifted you 197 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:18,419 "the ability to make fantastic inventions. 198 00:10:18,503 --> 00:10:21,631 What did you do with this amazing talent?" 199 00:10:21,714 --> 00:10:26,177 And Owl Guy says, "I made this really awesome flying ship 200 00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,763 "and lots of cool outfits and weapons, 201 00:10:28,847 --> 00:10:31,266 so that I could bring peace to the city." 202 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:35,520 God asks, "So how many people did you kill?" 203 00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:38,606 Owl Guy seems offended. 204 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:42,360 "Zero," he says, I didn't take a single life." 205 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:47,323 God frowns. "Sorry, Owl Guy. 206 00:10:47,407 --> 00:10:49,242 "Your heart's in the right place, 207 00:10:49,325 --> 00:10:51,703 but you're just too soft." 208 00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,248 And God snaps his fingers. 209 00:10:55,957 --> 00:10:57,917 (SNAPS) 210 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,211 And the hero goes to Hell. 211 00:11:04,174 --> 00:11:05,800 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: Seventh Kavalry. 212 00:11:05,884 --> 00:11:09,262 Apparently, it's a Custer's Last Stand thing, but who gives a shit. 213 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:11,723 They're just the Klan with different masks. 214 00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:17,187 They first popped up after the Victims of Racial Violence Act was passed. 215 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,231 African-Americans come to Tulsa to claim their benefits, 216 00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:22,817 they buy land, start businesses. 217 00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:25,236 And we all know how accommodating white folks are 218 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,239 when people of color dare to prosper. 219 00:11:28,323 --> 00:11:30,742 But in Robbie Redford's America, 220 00:11:30,825 --> 00:11:34,454 the cops protect everybody, so they push back. 221 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:38,499 They ID everyone in Tulsa who's supremacist-adjacent, 222 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,169 search their houses, take their guns... 223 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:43,463 even the grandfathered ones. 224 00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:45,590 But obviously, they missed a few... 225 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,344 What the hell is this? 226 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:53,848 Oh, it's, uh... an excerpt from Rorschach's journal. 227 00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:56,351 The Kavalry wears his mask, sir. 228 00:11:56,434 --> 00:12:00,021 I just thought, for, uh, psychological context, 229 00:12:00,104 --> 00:12:02,732 - you might want to... - Is it the 1980s, Petey? 230 00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:05,860 Uh, mm-mm, no sir. 231 00:12:05,944 --> 00:12:07,987 Then who gives a shit about Rorschach? 232 00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:09,447 Next slide. 233 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:14,160 Coordinated simultaneous attacks at the homes of Tulsa PD. 234 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,162 Not just the cops, their families, too. 235 00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:20,959 Only a few survivors, including Judd Crawford. 236 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,920 Couple others get shot and stay, 237 00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:25,755 the rest of the force quits. 238 00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:27,757 And there's no way to recruit new cops, 239 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,427 because how do you guarantee the Kavalry won't just do it again? 240 00:12:31,511 --> 00:12:33,763 Enter Senator Giddyup. 241 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:36,182 "If y'all can fight fire with fire, 242 00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:38,476 y'all can fight masks with masks!" 243 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:41,187 Bright yellow ones. 244 00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,982 So, the cops hide their faces, 245 00:12:44,065 --> 00:12:46,109 and the bad guys don't know where they live. 246 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:50,780 And who doesn't want a secret identity. Right, Blake? 247 00:12:51,489 --> 00:12:52,740 Right, boss. 248 00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:57,328 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: Peace returns to Tulsa, until last week. 249 00:12:57,412 --> 00:13:01,582 Cut to: Chief Judd Crawford, in a tree, 250 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:05,670 H-A-N-G-I-N-G. 251 00:13:07,672 --> 00:13:08,840 Lights. 252 00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:12,635 Blake's running point. Jet's on the tarmac. 253 00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:14,262 You're all wheels up in two hours, 254 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:15,805 - so grab your... - No. Just me. 255 00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:16,764 What? 256 00:13:16,848 --> 00:13:18,099 Tulsa PD's never gonna cooperate 257 00:13:18,182 --> 00:13:19,976 if an army of suits falls from the sky. 258 00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:22,020 I can point all by myself. 259 00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:25,440 Laurie, you can't go in there alone. 260 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:28,651 (SIGHS) Fine. I'll, uh, take... 261 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:32,155 ...him. 262 00:13:33,197 --> 00:13:36,034 (AGENTS MURMURING) 263 00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:42,707 (JET ENGINE ROARING) 264 00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,755 ♪ ♪ 265 00:13:54,886 --> 00:13:57,055 PILOT: (OVER PA) We're beginning our descent into Tulsa. 266 00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,182 Agents, please buckle up. 267 00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:07,899 PETEY: I brought one too. 268 00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:15,364 - It's got holes in it. - Oh, it's not for sleeping. 269 00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:17,742 In the briefing, Director Farragut said... 270 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:22,455 uh, I just thought if the police wear them... 271 00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:24,624 When in Rome, right? 272 00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,626 Tulsa's not Rome. 273 00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:31,047 And you're a federal agent, not the Lone Fucking Ranger. 274 00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:36,177 Right. Gotcha. 275 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:39,680 - (PA CHIMES) - PILOT (OVER PA): If you wanna take a look out the window, 276 00:14:39,764 --> 00:14:43,434 we've got a bird's-eye view of the Millennium Clock. 277 00:14:56,739 --> 00:15:00,076 "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair." 278 00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:01,828 What? 279 00:15:02,662 --> 00:15:03,871 That's what Lady Trieu said 280 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:06,374 at the groundbreaking for the clock. 281 00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:11,963 A... hmm... shout out to Adrian Veidt after she bought his company. 282 00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:15,550 They finally declared him dead, 283 00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,344 but I've got a buddy on the Argentina desk 284 00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:20,346 who says Veidt got plastic surgery, 285 00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:22,807 and he's now living incognito down there. 286 00:15:24,016 --> 00:15:26,227 You knew him, right? Back in the old days? 287 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,729 When he was Ozymandias? 288 00:15:28,813 --> 00:15:29,981 (SPITS) 289 00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:33,234 - You want my autograph? - What? 290 00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:35,736 Well, you've clearly have a hard-on for the past, 291 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,322 so, what do you want me to sign? 292 00:15:39,532 --> 00:15:44,203 I wrote my graduate thesis on the police strike of '77, 293 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:46,831 when you and your ex were in D. C. 294 00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:50,376 And by "ex" I mean Dr. Manhattan, 295 00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:54,338 the most powerful being in existence. 296 00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:57,300 Sorry for not pretending that I don't know who you are 297 00:15:57,383 --> 00:16:00,845 because we're supposed to leave "famous" people alone, but... 298 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:04,015 you brought me here, Agent Blake. 299 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,684 And before I was recruited by the FBI 300 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,686 to run the slide projector, 301 00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:10,688 I had a PhD in history. 302 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,857 So... 303 00:16:13,858 --> 00:16:16,527 Please don't treat me like I'm some kind of... 304 00:16:17,904 --> 00:16:19,655 fan. 305 00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:27,663 Yeah. I knew Adrian Veidt. 306 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,877 I too am not a fan. 307 00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:39,717 (WHEELS THUMPING) 308 00:16:40,509 --> 00:16:42,345 BLAKE: Oh, where was I? 309 00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:44,889 (CLEARS THROAT) Oh. Right, right. 310 00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:47,141 (SIGHS) 311 00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:52,980 The pearly gates await our next hero in line for almighty judgment. 312 00:16:53,064 --> 00:16:55,483 Our Hero Number Two is confident he can game this out, 313 00:16:55,566 --> 00:17:00,321 because that's his God-given talent... smarts. 314 00:17:00,404 --> 00:17:04,492 Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world. 315 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,662 "So, what'd you do with that big brain I gave you?" asks God. 316 00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:09,330 "Well, as a matter of fact, 317 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:12,792 I saved humanity," says Smarty-pants. 318 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:16,170 "Well, how'd you do that?" asks God. 319 00:17:16,254 --> 00:17:21,676 "Well, I dropped a giant alien squid on New York. 320 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:23,386 "And everybody was so afraid of it, 321 00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:25,555 they stopped being afraid of each other." 322 00:17:27,348 --> 00:17:31,477 "Okay," says God. "Um..." 323 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,689 "How many people did you kill?" 324 00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:36,983 Smarty-pants smiles. 325 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,318 "Three million, give or take. 326 00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:42,572 But you can't make an omelette without breaking a couple eggs." 327 00:17:43,447 --> 00:17:45,241 "Christ," God says, 328 00:17:45,324 --> 00:17:48,411 "You're a fucking monster." 329 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,497 "Am not!" says Smarty-pants. 330 00:17:52,999 --> 00:17:54,333 God snaps his fingers. 331 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,461 The hero goes to Hell. 332 00:17:57,962 --> 00:18:00,631 (DISTANT TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) 333 00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:10,641 Maybe it's the wrong warehouse? 334 00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:12,518 (SPITS) Yeah? 335 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:14,937 Is that what your PhD in history tells you? 336 00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,319 Here. Don't eat those. 337 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:23,904 Wait here. 338 00:18:23,988 --> 00:18:26,324 Oh, uh, right. Shouldn't I...? 339 00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,051 (ZIP TIES ZIPPING) 340 00:18:47,011 --> 00:18:48,471 BLAKE: Hey, there! 341 00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,141 What are you guys up to? 342 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,560 Who the fuck are you? 343 00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:56,395 Special Agent Laurie Blake. 344 00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,356 Who the fuck are you? 345 00:19:00,524 --> 00:19:01,692 Pirate Jenny. 346 00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:03,903 Red Scare. 347 00:19:03,986 --> 00:19:06,364 Wow. Cool. 348 00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:08,741 Sir, I'm with the FBI. 349 00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:10,493 Are your civil rights being violated? 350 00:19:10,576 --> 00:19:12,119 Uh... Yes, ma'am. 351 00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:14,955 These people came into my place of business and they just grabbed me. 352 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:16,248 They didn't read me my rights or... 353 00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:18,709 Okay. Sorry, I was just kidding. I don't care. 354 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,671 Uh, I'm looking for someone named "Looking Glass." 355 00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:24,382 Is he in there? 356 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:29,845 ♪ ♪ 357 00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:33,724 - (DOGS BARKING) - (NOISY CHATTERING) 358 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:39,522 COP: Shut your mouth, bitch! Shut up! 359 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,029 (DOG BARKING) 360 00:19:47,113 --> 00:19:49,240 (SHOUTING ANGRILY) 361 00:20:04,714 --> 00:20:06,132 COP: Open your mouth. 362 00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:12,596 Looking Glass is in the pod. Is he expecting you? 363 00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:15,057 Boy, I sure hope not. 364 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,062 - (DOG BARKS) - (MAN WHIMPERS) 365 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:24,024 LOOKING GLASS: For the safety of our officers, 366 00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:26,402 we're gonna have to put the blindfold back on you 367 00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,112 before we can send you back. 368 00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:33,284 He's clear. Take him off the board. 369 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,455 BLAKE: Hey. 370 00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:41,625 I-I know there's a line, but could I go next? 371 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,844 - Please don't touch... - What does this thing do? 372 00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:53,804 - (ELECTRICITY WHIRS) - LOOKING GLASS: It's complicated. 373 00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:56,849 Try me. 374 00:20:56,932 --> 00:21:00,770 It determines and exposes negative cultural biases 375 00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:03,355 to which the suspect might otherwise not admit. 376 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:07,193 - So it's a racist detector. - That's an oversimplification. 377 00:21:08,486 --> 00:21:10,404 So I'm guessing all these blindfolded 378 00:21:10,488 --> 00:21:12,907 gentlemen and ladies out here are suspected Seventh Kavalry? 379 00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,743 Any of them confess to murdering your chief? 380 00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:18,537 Not as of yet, no. 381 00:21:24,126 --> 00:21:27,838 Sorry, I got a seed stuck there or something. 382 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:30,841 You know, you wear a mirror on your face, people are gonna use it. 383 00:21:31,509 --> 00:21:35,179 Or you could just take that silly mask off, Wade. 384 00:21:38,224 --> 00:21:40,518 Or do you prefer Detective Tillman? 385 00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:44,897 Wade's fine. 386 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:51,195 May I have the control back, please? 387 00:21:57,284 --> 00:21:58,869 (CONTROL BEEPS) 388 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,997 How may I help you, Agent Blake? 389 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:05,042 Tell me about your chief's autopsy. 390 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,628 Ligature marks, petechial hemorrhaging, 391 00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:10,297 combined asphyxia and venous congestion. 392 00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:13,133 Absolutely zero doubt he was hanged. 393 00:22:13,217 --> 00:22:14,635 Was there a tox screen? 394 00:22:14,718 --> 00:22:18,389 I'm guessin' you've read the report, so you know there ain't. 395 00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:20,140 Why "ain't" there? 396 00:22:20,224 --> 00:22:23,394 No need. Cause of death is clear. 397 00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:26,230 You're right. It totally is. 398 00:22:26,313 --> 00:22:29,066 So this raid the other night at the cattle ranch? 399 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:31,318 - I wasn't there. - Yes, I know. 400 00:22:31,402 --> 00:22:33,988 But the report says you got the location 401 00:22:34,071 --> 00:22:36,323 from a suspect here in the racist detector. 402 00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:37,741 It's not a ra... 403 00:22:40,369 --> 00:22:42,997 If you've read the report, you've watched the tapes. 404 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,333 And if you've watched the tapes, you know he didn't talk. 405 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:48,419 Oh, you're smart, Wade. 406 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:50,337 Okay, so who did he give the location to? 407 00:22:50,421 --> 00:22:54,800 Sister Night obtained the intel in a secondary interrogation. 408 00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,635 Is that Tulsa for "beat the shit out of him"? 409 00:22:56,719 --> 00:22:58,387 I did not personally observe 410 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:00,681 any violence against the suspect. 411 00:23:00,764 --> 00:23:03,350 So, this Sister Night... 412 00:23:03,434 --> 00:23:05,352 would that be Angela Abar? 413 00:23:05,436 --> 00:23:08,564 (PEN SCRIBBLING) 414 00:23:11,317 --> 00:23:13,444 (SCRIBBLING STOPS) 415 00:23:18,657 --> 00:23:19,992 Yes, it would. 416 00:23:21,452 --> 00:23:23,245 Is she around? 417 00:23:24,413 --> 00:23:26,165 She took a personal day 418 00:23:26,248 --> 00:23:29,501 to work on her eulogy for the chief's funeral. 419 00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,629 Jesus. When's that? 420 00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:36,467 In a couple hours. 421 00:23:38,510 --> 00:23:39,887 Well... 422 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:42,765 Guess I better change into something darker. 423 00:23:45,017 --> 00:23:47,186 ♪ ♪ 424 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:54,568 BLAKE: Okay. 425 00:23:54,652 --> 00:23:56,820 We're down to the nitty-gritty now. 426 00:23:57,655 --> 00:23:59,156 One hero left. 427 00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:01,116 God cracks his knuckles, 428 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,704 ready to administer the final reckoning. 429 00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:09,583 Now, Hero Number Three is pretty much a god himself . 430 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:12,419 So for the sake of telling them apart, 431 00:24:12,503 --> 00:24:14,213 he's blue... 432 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:17,591 and he likes to stroll around with his dick hanging out. 433 00:24:17,675 --> 00:24:22,262 He can teleport. He can see into the future. 434 00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:25,975 He can blow shit up. He's got actual superpowers. 435 00:24:26,058 --> 00:24:27,977 So Regular God asks Blue God, 436 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,521 "What have you done with these gifts?" And Blue God says, 437 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:36,068 "I fell in love with a woman, I walked across the sun, 438 00:24:36,151 --> 00:24:38,737 "and then I fell in love with another woman. 439 00:24:38,821 --> 00:24:41,532 "I won the Vietnam War. 440 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:47,162 But mostly, I just stopped giving a shit about humanity." 441 00:24:49,915 --> 00:24:52,459 God sighs. 442 00:24:52,543 --> 00:24:56,213 "Do I even need to ask how many people you've killed?" 443 00:24:58,048 --> 00:25:00,300 Blue God shrugs. 444 00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:03,470 "A live body and a dead body have the same number of particles, 445 00:25:03,554 --> 00:25:05,973 "so it doesn't matter. 446 00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:08,017 "And it doesn't matter how I answer your question, 447 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,936 because I know you're sending me to Hell." 448 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:14,148 "How do you know that?" asks God. 449 00:25:14,231 --> 00:25:17,818 And Blue God sounds very, very sad 450 00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,862 when he softly says, 451 00:25:19,945 --> 00:25:22,406 "Because I'm already there." 452 00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:26,326 And so, a mere piston 453 00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,746 in the inevitable machinery of time and space, 454 00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:31,623 God does what he did and what he will do: 455 00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,127 he snaps his fingers. 456 00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:39,590 And the hero goes to Hell. 457 00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:42,760 ♪ ♪ 458 00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:49,016 - (PROTESTERS SHOUTING) - (DOG BARKING) 459 00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:51,018 Y'all are gonna have to surrender any firearms. 460 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:54,563 - We're, uh, federal off... - Give the man your gun, Petey. 461 00:25:54,646 --> 00:25:56,732 Show some damn respect. 462 00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:03,072 (PROTESTERS SHOUTING) 463 00:26:10,621 --> 00:26:13,665 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 464 00:26:13,749 --> 00:26:16,460 ♪ ♪ 465 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,447 BLAKE: Angela Abar... 466 00:26:46,031 --> 00:26:47,825 Laurie Blake, FBI. 467 00:26:47,908 --> 00:26:49,618 I'm so sorry for your loss. 468 00:26:49,701 --> 00:26:51,370 Cal. Hi. 469 00:26:52,621 --> 00:26:54,289 - Do I know you? - No, no, no. 470 00:26:54,373 --> 00:26:56,458 You don't. I'm sorry. We've never met, 471 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:59,086 but I heard that you were close with the Crawfords, 472 00:26:59,169 --> 00:27:01,421 and I'm here to help. 473 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:05,217 And I'm hoping you and I can grab some coffee and talk sometime soon. 474 00:27:05,884 --> 00:27:10,556 I'm not a cop anymore. I retired three years ago. 475 00:27:10,639 --> 00:27:12,933 Oh, I know. And I totally understand. 476 00:27:13,016 --> 00:27:16,186 You have a family, and it's so dangerous. 477 00:27:18,647 --> 00:27:22,234 Here, let me give you my card. 478 00:27:22,317 --> 00:27:24,069 My pager's on there. 479 00:27:24,152 --> 00:27:26,238 So, please feel free to give me a buzz. 480 00:27:27,155 --> 00:27:29,658 "Anti-Vigilante Task Force." 481 00:27:30,534 --> 00:27:34,371 You know how you can tell the difference between a masked cop and a vigilante? 482 00:27:35,581 --> 00:27:37,040 No. 483 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,042 Me neither. 484 00:27:40,711 --> 00:27:44,339 Again, my deepest condolences. 485 00:27:44,423 --> 00:27:45,549 Bye. 486 00:27:48,343 --> 00:27:51,597 - SERGEANT-AT-ARMS: Ready! Aim! Pull! - (GUNSHOTS ECHO) 487 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,933 - Ready! Aim! Pull! - (GUNSHOTS ECHO) 488 00:27:55,017 --> 00:27:57,728 - Ready! Aim! Pull! - (GUNSHOTS ECHO) 489 00:27:58,687 --> 00:28:00,731 (SHOUTS INDISTINCT COMMAND) 490 00:28:03,609 --> 00:28:05,694 (SIGHS) Well... 491 00:28:05,777 --> 00:28:08,155 Thank you all for being here. 492 00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:10,115 And, uh... 493 00:28:11,408 --> 00:28:13,911 Thank you for honoring my husband. 494 00:28:14,912 --> 00:28:16,872 He loved this work. 495 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,794 But he loved all of you even more. 496 00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:26,089 Angela... 497 00:28:26,757 --> 00:28:30,469 I can't think of a better person to speak about Judd 498 00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:33,138 before we lay him to rest. 499 00:28:44,107 --> 00:28:48,320 Most of you know the chief and me... 500 00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:50,030 and I... 501 00:28:50,113 --> 00:28:53,825 we both were shot on the same night. 502 00:28:53,909 --> 00:28:56,328 - (CLOCK TICKING) - So many others died. 503 00:28:57,788 --> 00:28:59,539 We were lucky. 504 00:28:59,623 --> 00:29:03,251 We knew we might not always be lucky, and... 505 00:29:04,294 --> 00:29:06,338 we should be prepared. 506 00:29:08,131 --> 00:29:09,549 So we made a pact. 507 00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:13,637 I told him what I would want him to say at my funeral, 508 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,807 and he told me what to say at his. 509 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:19,184 (TICKING CONTINUING) 510 00:29:19,267 --> 00:29:21,311 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 511 00:29:24,815 --> 00:29:29,569 ♪ I'm headin' for the last roundup ♪ 512 00:29:29,653 --> 00:29:31,029 (TICKING CONTINUING) 513 00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:37,828 ♪ Gonna saddle old Paint for the last time and ride ♪ 514 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:40,664 ♪ So long, old pal ♪ 515 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:45,627 ♪ It's time your tears were dried ♪ 516 00:29:45,711 --> 00:29:51,883 ♪ I'm heading for the last roundup ♪ 517 00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:57,347 ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪ 518 00:29:57,431 --> 00:30:02,060 ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along ♪ 519 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:07,774 ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪ 520 00:30:07,858 --> 00:30:12,154 ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along ♪ 521 00:30:12,237 --> 00:30:17,284 ♪ Git along, little doggie, git along, git along ♪ 522 00:30:17,367 --> 00:30:20,120 ♪ Git along, little doggie ♪ 523 00:30:20,203 --> 00:30:22,998 - ♪ Git along ♪ - (TICKING CONTINUING) 524 00:30:23,081 --> 00:30:27,377 ♪ I'm heading for the last... ♪ 525 00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:31,173 (TICKING ECHOING) 526 00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:37,471 - MAN: Nobody fucking move! - (GASPS, MURMURS) 527 00:30:37,554 --> 00:30:38,930 This device is connected to my heart, 528 00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:41,141 so if it stops beating, you're all fucking dead! 529 00:30:41,224 --> 00:30:43,769 (TICKING CONTINUING) 530 00:30:43,852 --> 00:30:45,896 Senator Joseph Keene, Jr.... 531 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:48,023 you are a race traitor 532 00:30:48,106 --> 00:30:50,734 and declared open war on the Seventh Kavalry. 533 00:30:50,817 --> 00:30:54,112 Surrender yourself or everyone dies! 534 00:30:54,196 --> 00:30:56,323 Hey! What did I fucking say? 535 00:30:56,406 --> 00:30:58,617 Hey. Just take it easy. 536 00:30:59,451 --> 00:31:01,244 I'll do whatever you want. 537 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:04,873 Okay? Take it easy. 538 00:31:05,707 --> 00:31:07,292 Here I am. 539 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,544 (TICKING ECHOING) 540 00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:15,759 - Do not attempt to follow... - (GUNSHOT) 541 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:17,719 (CROWD GASPING, SCREAMING) 542 00:31:17,803 --> 00:31:20,597 (CROWD MURMURING) 543 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,851 (BOMB BEEPING) 544 00:31:24,935 --> 00:31:27,562 - Run! - (PANICKED SHOUTING, SCREAMING) 545 00:31:27,646 --> 00:31:29,981 BLAKE: Go! Go! Go! Go! 546 00:31:30,065 --> 00:31:33,068 (BEEPING QUICKENS) 547 00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:42,577 (BOMB BEEPING QUICKLY) 548 00:31:43,787 --> 00:31:45,664 (BEEPING ECHOING) 549 00:31:45,747 --> 00:31:47,749 (GRUNTING) 550 00:31:50,961 --> 00:31:52,712 (EXPLODING) 551 00:31:52,796 --> 00:31:54,339 (GRUNTS) 552 00:31:56,758 --> 00:31:59,094 ♪ ♪ 553 00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:14,151 ♪ Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir ♪ 554 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:18,738 (PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH): ♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪ 555 00:32:18,822 --> 00:32:25,328 ♪ Poor me Israelites, ah ♪ 556 00:32:28,665 --> 00:32:32,210 ♪ Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir ♪ 557 00:32:32,294 --> 00:32:35,255 ♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪ 558 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:41,428 ♪ Poor me Israelites ♪ 559 00:32:41,511 --> 00:32:45,182 ♪ My wife and my kids, they packed up and leave me ♪ 560 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:48,560 ♪ Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen ♪ 561 00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:53,231 ♪ Poor me Israelites ♪ 562 00:32:54,524 --> 00:32:57,694 ♪ Shirt them a-tear up, trousers is gone ♪ 563 00:32:57,777 --> 00:33:01,406 ♪ I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde ♪ 564 00:33:01,489 --> 00:33:06,036 ♪ Poor me Israelites ♪ 565 00:33:07,662 --> 00:33:10,624 ♪ After a storm there must be a calm ♪ 566 00:33:10,707 --> 00:33:14,169 ♪ They catch me in the farm, you sound your alarm ♪ 567 00:33:14,252 --> 00:33:18,673 ♪ Poor me Israelites ♪ 568 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:21,218 ♪ Eee ♪ 569 00:33:22,844 --> 00:33:25,847 ♪ ♪ 570 00:33:32,854 --> 00:33:36,942 ♪ I said I get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir ♪ 571 00:33:37,025 --> 00:33:40,028 ♪ So that every mouth can be fed ♪ 572 00:33:40,111 --> 00:33:45,075 ♪ Poor me Israelites... ♪ 573 00:33:47,744 --> 00:33:51,039 This... is going to be the one. 574 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,961 I feel it in my bones. 575 00:33:56,044 --> 00:33:58,380 I never doubted you, Master. 576 00:33:58,463 --> 00:33:59,673 That, Mr. Philips, 577 00:33:59,756 --> 00:34:03,093 is because you are incapable of doubt. 578 00:34:06,513 --> 00:34:09,599 Nevertheless, I appreciate the sentiment. 579 00:34:11,977 --> 00:34:13,478 Oh. 580 00:34:14,604 --> 00:34:15,981 MASTER: Right. 581 00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:23,196 Are you ready to venture into the great beyond? 582 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,157 Oh. Yes, I am, sir. 583 00:34:29,286 --> 00:34:31,288 (OXYGEN HISSING) 584 00:34:36,126 --> 00:34:38,837 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 585 00:34:52,309 --> 00:34:55,312 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 586 00:35:02,444 --> 00:35:04,529 (SIGHS) 587 00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:08,700 (OXYGEN HISSING) 588 00:35:09,701 --> 00:35:13,038 (SIGHS) Damn it. 589 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:17,459 (GROWLING) 590 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:20,420 Damn it. Damn it! 591 00:35:20,503 --> 00:35:23,048 Shit! Fuck! Shit! 592 00:35:23,131 --> 00:35:26,718 Shit and shit and fuck! 593 00:35:26,801 --> 00:35:29,095 Motherfucking shit! 594 00:35:29,179 --> 00:35:33,308 Fucking damn it! And motherfucking shit! 595 00:35:33,391 --> 00:35:37,270 (SHOUTS, GRUNTS) 596 00:35:37,354 --> 00:35:39,397 What went wrong, Master? 597 00:35:42,067 --> 00:35:44,861 I think we're going to need a thicker skin. 598 00:35:46,404 --> 00:35:49,658 ♪ ♪ 599 00:36:11,721 --> 00:36:13,932 ♪ ♪ 600 00:36:37,038 --> 00:36:39,582 (BUFFALO BELLOWING) 601 00:36:53,972 --> 00:36:56,766 (GUNSHOT ECHOING) 602 00:37:06,776 --> 00:37:08,737 (DOOR SLAMS OPEN) 603 00:37:10,947 --> 00:37:14,701 BOTH: ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly... ♪ 604 00:37:14,784 --> 00:37:16,619 (SHATTERS) 605 00:37:20,415 --> 00:37:23,626 (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING) 606 00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:38,641 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm so sorry to disturb you, Master. 607 00:37:39,809 --> 00:37:41,478 But there's a letter. 608 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:44,481 From the game warden. 609 00:37:46,524 --> 00:37:47,984 Read it to me. 610 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:53,448 Let's see what our adversary has to say for himself. 611 00:37:58,119 --> 00:38:02,624 - "Dear Mas..." - Oh, dispense with the flowery pleasantries and get to it. 612 00:38:02,707 --> 00:38:06,252 "I beg your pardon, sir, but when you first arrived here, 613 00:38:06,336 --> 00:38:09,464 "we agreed upon the terms of your captivity. 614 00:38:09,547 --> 00:38:11,049 "Your recent behavior suggests 615 00:38:11,132 --> 00:38:13,176 an intention to violate those terms." 616 00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,178 - Hmm. - "As such, 617 00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:16,763 "if this behavior continues, 618 00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:19,849 you will face grave consequences." 619 00:38:23,311 --> 00:38:25,271 He's underscored "consequences." 620 00:38:25,355 --> 00:38:27,607 - Mm. - "Know this... 621 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:30,610 "The next shot I fire, sir, will not be at your feet. 622 00:38:30,693 --> 00:38:33,947 "Please consider this your first and only warning. 623 00:38:34,030 --> 00:38:37,116 "Thank you again for the delicious tomatoes. 624 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,537 Your humble servant, The Game Warden." 625 00:38:43,373 --> 00:38:45,792 To the typewriter, Crookshanks! 626 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,211 ♪ ♪ 627 00:38:50,421 --> 00:38:54,592 Let's see what this devious cur is made of, shall we? 628 00:38:54,676 --> 00:38:57,345 - Oh, yes, we shall, Master! - Mm. 629 00:38:58,137 --> 00:38:59,931 Most Honorable Game Warden. 630 00:39:00,014 --> 00:39:02,100 - (TYPEWRITER CLACKING) - I beg your pardon, sir, 631 00:39:02,183 --> 00:39:05,395 but you seem to suspect me of criminal activities 632 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:09,274 as if I were a dastardly forest brigand. 633 00:39:09,357 --> 00:39:14,571 Or worse, some sort of republic serial villain. 634 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,281 I am neither, sir, 635 00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:20,743 And I assure you that my activities 636 00:39:20,827 --> 00:39:25,415 are purely recreational in nature. 637 00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:29,002 Furthermore, I would never imagine 638 00:39:29,085 --> 00:39:32,171 to transgress the terms upon which we agreed. 639 00:39:33,006 --> 00:39:37,677 I am available, at your leisure and by your grace, 640 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,389 to discuss this matter further should you wish to repeat 641 00:39:41,472 --> 00:39:44,392 your ridiculous accusations in person. 642 00:39:46,102 --> 00:39:48,730 That said, I'm pleased you enjoyed the tomatoes. 643 00:39:48,813 --> 00:39:53,818 All the best wishes and encouragement, 644 00:39:55,111 --> 00:39:57,822 Adrian Veidt. 645 00:39:59,449 --> 00:40:01,784 What do you think, Ms. Crookshanks? 646 00:40:02,911 --> 00:40:06,080 Oh, this will have him quaking in his boots, Master! 647 00:40:07,373 --> 00:40:09,000 I'll have it sent right away. 648 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,629 Have Mr. Philips restring my bow 649 00:40:12,712 --> 00:40:14,839 and saddle up Bucephalus. 650 00:40:15,381 --> 00:40:17,675 I hunt again at midnight! 651 00:40:17,759 --> 00:40:19,969 ♪ ♪ 652 00:40:31,397 --> 00:40:33,483 ♪ ♪ 653 00:40:46,329 --> 00:40:48,373 (THUNDERING) 654 00:40:48,456 --> 00:40:50,750 SENATOR KEENE: I am not the hero here. 655 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:54,462 I'm only standing here talking to y'all right now 656 00:40:54,545 --> 00:40:58,716 because of the swift and fearless actions of law enforcement. 657 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,803 They are the heroes. They kept me safe. 658 00:41:01,886 --> 00:41:04,764 And I'll be damned if I won't keep fighting to do the same for them. 659 00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:06,140 REPORTER: Senator Keene... 660 00:41:06,224 --> 00:41:08,977 Why do you think you were targeted by the Kavalry? 661 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:11,396 I reckon it's because nothing scares a terrorist more 662 00:41:11,479 --> 00:41:13,106 than someone they can't terrify. 663 00:41:13,189 --> 00:41:16,109 Can you comment on the Russians building an intrinsic field generator? 664 00:41:16,192 --> 00:41:17,318 KEENE: Guys... 665 00:41:17,402 --> 00:41:19,445 when they swore me in, I promised to defend us 666 00:41:19,529 --> 00:41:21,948 from all enemies foreign and domestic. 667 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:26,119 But I represent the people of the great state of Oklahoma, 668 00:41:26,202 --> 00:41:28,454 and the Russians ain't my problem. 669 00:41:28,538 --> 00:41:30,832 The goddamned Seventh Kavalry is. 670 00:41:31,499 --> 00:41:34,002 Right now, here is where the war's at. 671 00:41:34,085 --> 00:41:36,587 And I won't be leaving until it's won. 672 00:41:37,296 --> 00:41:39,424 Good night and God Bless. 673 00:41:39,507 --> 00:41:42,760 (REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS) 674 00:41:45,763 --> 00:41:47,807 Well, he's got my vote. 675 00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:50,184 Are you even old enough to vote? 676 00:41:51,686 --> 00:41:54,731 So, can I get that autograph now or...? 677 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:58,276 That was almost funny, Petey. 678 00:41:58,901 --> 00:42:01,779 - You drink any of that yet? - No. Why? 679 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,912 ♪ ♪ 680 00:42:47,366 --> 00:42:49,410 How about that coffee now? 681 00:42:52,789 --> 00:42:54,582 Where's it go? 682 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:58,127 (SIGHS) Just outside the fence. 683 00:42:58,211 --> 00:43:00,463 Gotta be 300 meters long. 684 00:43:00,546 --> 00:43:03,216 Must've used some kind've drill to get it done that fast. 685 00:43:03,299 --> 00:43:05,635 Don't rule out extremist gophers. 686 00:43:10,556 --> 00:43:12,100 How are your children? 687 00:43:13,392 --> 00:43:14,644 Safe. 688 00:43:15,853 --> 00:43:17,897 (SIGHS) I thought he was bluffing. 689 00:43:18,648 --> 00:43:20,900 Those fuckers always say the device is rigged to their hearts, 690 00:43:20,983 --> 00:43:23,277 and none of them actually take the time to do it. 691 00:43:24,612 --> 00:43:26,656 You saved us. Thanks. 692 00:43:27,281 --> 00:43:28,908 Crawford jumped on the grenade. 693 00:43:28,991 --> 00:43:31,994 I just gave him a little push. 694 00:43:33,371 --> 00:43:35,248 Yeah, well... (CHUCKLES) 695 00:43:35,331 --> 00:43:37,542 I sure as shit can't exhume him now. 696 00:43:38,459 --> 00:43:39,877 That's not funny. 697 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:42,672 Sorry. I wasn't joking. 698 00:43:42,755 --> 00:43:44,924 You guys just scheduled this funeral so fast. 699 00:43:45,007 --> 00:43:46,300 Kinda weird considering 700 00:43:46,384 --> 00:43:48,719 it's an active murder investigation by the way, 701 00:43:48,803 --> 00:43:50,096 but, uh... 702 00:43:50,179 --> 00:43:52,515 we were literally gonna dig him up tomorrow. 703 00:43:52,598 --> 00:43:54,559 Discretely, of course. 704 00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:56,978 Why? 705 00:43:59,647 --> 00:44:02,108 Your chief was murdered by the Seventh Kavalry. 706 00:44:02,191 --> 00:44:04,735 I get it, there's a history. 707 00:44:04,819 --> 00:44:06,112 But... 708 00:44:06,195 --> 00:44:09,157 you still have to consider other possibilities, right? 709 00:44:09,699 --> 00:44:11,534 For instance, I was at the crime scene earlier, 710 00:44:11,617 --> 00:44:13,327 and you know what I saw? Tire tracks, 711 00:44:13,411 --> 00:44:15,246 right at the base of the tree. 712 00:44:16,706 --> 00:44:17,957 What kind of vehicle? 713 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,084 I'm sorry. Did I say vehicle? No, no, no. 714 00:44:20,168 --> 00:44:22,879 No, um, it was a wheelchair. 715 00:44:25,506 --> 00:44:27,216 And I get how you guys missed it. 716 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,344 You know, he was your chief, he was your friend. 717 00:44:30,428 --> 00:44:32,054 It's hard to do your job well 718 00:44:32,138 --> 00:44:33,931 when you're that close to someone. 719 00:44:34,015 --> 00:44:35,850 That's why I'm here. 720 00:44:35,933 --> 00:44:37,143 Hey, did you know that he had 721 00:44:37,226 --> 00:44:39,812 a secret compartment in his closet? 722 00:44:39,896 --> 00:44:42,481 - What? - Yeah, I was over there talking to his wife, 723 00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:45,067 and while I was there I found this secret fucking compartment. 724 00:44:45,151 --> 00:44:46,652 Isn't that insane? 725 00:44:46,736 --> 00:44:48,279 Why were you looking in his closet? 726 00:44:48,362 --> 00:44:51,157 Oh. Well, when my dad was murdered, 727 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,493 they found a secret compartment in his closet. 728 00:44:54,577 --> 00:44:56,037 So, you know... 729 00:44:56,913 --> 00:44:58,206 I always check. 730 00:44:58,873 --> 00:45:01,042 Once in a while, it pans out. 731 00:45:04,670 --> 00:45:06,547 What was in it? 732 00:45:08,716 --> 00:45:11,427 You tell me. What was in it? 733 00:45:12,595 --> 00:45:14,722 How the fuck should I know? 734 00:45:14,805 --> 00:45:16,015 Well... 735 00:45:16,098 --> 00:45:18,476 his wife told me that you were the only person 736 00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:20,311 in that bedroom since he died. 737 00:45:21,395 --> 00:45:24,899 And frankly, Angela... (CHUCKLES) 738 00:45:25,566 --> 00:45:28,444 you just don't strike me as the fainting type. 739 00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:35,618 Okay, I'll tell you. 740 00:45:36,452 --> 00:45:39,288 It was a bust, just a big, naked bust. 741 00:45:39,372 --> 00:45:41,499 That's it. However... 742 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,751 I think there was something on that bust. 743 00:45:43,834 --> 00:45:46,212 I don't know. Maybe your pal Judd asked you 744 00:45:46,295 --> 00:45:47,922 to get rid of it if something ever happened, 745 00:45:48,005 --> 00:45:50,216 or, you know, maybe the two of you were having an affair, 746 00:45:50,299 --> 00:45:53,844 which makes no sense because your husband's fucking hot. 747 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,765 But whatever it is, this much I know... 748 00:45:59,976 --> 00:46:01,894 Men who end up hanging from trees 749 00:46:01,978 --> 00:46:04,397 with secret compartments in their closets 750 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,983 tend to think of themselves as good guys. 751 00:46:08,150 --> 00:46:12,822 And those who protect them think they're good guys too. 752 00:46:13,739 --> 00:46:16,701 But here's the thing about me, "Sister Night"... 753 00:46:19,161 --> 00:46:21,497 I eat good guys for breakfast. 754 00:46:28,170 --> 00:46:29,630 Ooh! 755 00:46:57,325 --> 00:46:59,827 BLAKE: And so, it's been a long day at the pearly gates. 756 00:46:59,910 --> 00:47:02,288 All the heroes have gone to Hell. 757 00:47:02,371 --> 00:47:06,042 His work done, God's packing up to go home. 758 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:08,502 And then he notices someone waiting. 759 00:47:09,962 --> 00:47:13,174 But it's not a hero. It's just a woman. 760 00:47:13,257 --> 00:47:15,968 "Where did you come from?" asks God. 761 00:47:16,052 --> 00:47:19,597 "Oh, I was standing behind those other guys the whole time. 762 00:47:20,514 --> 00:47:22,433 You just didn't see me." 763 00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:28,564 "Did I give you a talent?" God asks. 764 00:47:29,648 --> 00:47:31,692 - "Nope." - (KNOCKING) 765 00:47:31,776 --> 00:47:34,195 "None to speak of," says the woman. 766 00:47:36,697 --> 00:47:39,283 God gives her a good long look. 767 00:47:43,037 --> 00:47:48,167 "I'm so sorry. I'm embarrassed. 768 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:52,922 "Seriously, this almost never happens, but... 769 00:47:54,048 --> 00:47:56,092 I don't know who you are." 770 00:47:57,259 --> 00:48:01,972 And the woman looks at God and she quietly says: 771 00:48:06,977 --> 00:48:10,272 "I'm the little girl who threw the brick in the air." 772 00:48:14,151 --> 00:48:18,030 Then a sound from above, something falling. 773 00:48:18,114 --> 00:48:19,907 The brick. 774 00:48:19,990 --> 00:48:24,537 God looks up, but it's too late. He never saw it coming. 775 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:28,457 It hits him so hard, his brains shoot out his nose. 776 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:32,586 Game over. He's dead. 777 00:48:34,588 --> 00:48:37,425 And where does God go when he dies? 778 00:48:38,050 --> 00:48:40,010 He goes to Hell. 779 00:48:41,887 --> 00:48:43,764 Roll on snare drum. 780 00:48:44,723 --> 00:48:46,183 Curtains. 781 00:48:48,894 --> 00:48:51,063 Good joke. 782 00:48:51,147 --> 00:48:53,607 AUTOMATED VOICE: Sorry. Your time is almost up. 783 00:48:53,691 --> 00:48:57,361 You have 55 seconds to complete your transmission. 784 00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:01,574 (SIGHS) 785 00:49:01,657 --> 00:49:04,577 I don't know why I keep coming to these stupid phone booths 786 00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:06,662 and telling you jokes. 787 00:49:08,789 --> 00:49:11,459 It's not like you ever had a sense of humor. 788 00:49:14,295 --> 00:49:17,173 You're never gonna hear this anyway probably. 789 00:49:18,674 --> 00:49:21,552 But sometimes it's, you know, it's nice to... 790 00:49:24,972 --> 00:49:27,141 sometimes it's nice to pretend. 791 00:49:29,518 --> 00:49:32,521 The assholes down here still think you give a shit. 792 00:49:34,231 --> 00:49:37,151 Even though you've been on another fucking planet for... 793 00:49:37,234 --> 00:49:39,487 for 30 years. 794 00:49:45,451 --> 00:49:47,077 (SIGHS) 795 00:49:49,330 --> 00:49:52,124 But we're not really worth giving a shit about anyway, are we? 796 00:49:52,208 --> 00:49:53,667 AUTOMATED VOICE: Recording complete. 797 00:49:53,751 --> 00:49:56,337 Thank you for being a platinum user of the Blue Booth Network. 798 00:49:56,420 --> 00:50:00,049 Your message will reach Mars in approximately 40 seconds. 799 00:50:00,132 --> 00:50:03,552 Good night, and thank you for contacting Doctor Manhattan. 800 00:50:03,636 --> 00:50:05,179 Good night, Jon. 801 00:50:14,063 --> 00:50:17,066 (WARBLING) 802 00:50:38,754 --> 00:50:41,423 (LOW RUMBLING) 803 00:50:43,425 --> 00:50:48,055 - (SHATTERING) - (CAR ALARMS BLARING) 804 00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,229 What the...? 805 00:51:06,365 --> 00:51:08,450 ♪ ♪ 806 00:51:21,547 --> 00:51:24,633 (LAUGHING) 807 00:51:35,019 --> 00:51:38,147 ♪ ♪ 808 00:52:34,787 --> 00:52:37,831 ♪ ♪ 809 00:53:47,609 --> 00:53:48,402 (DOORBELL RINGS) 810 00:53:48,485 --> 00:53:50,696 - LADY TRIEU: Hi. - You're Lady Trieu. 811 00:53:50,946 --> 00:53:52,072 I sure am. 812 00:53:52,322 --> 00:53:54,241 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) 813 00:53:54,616 --> 00:53:56,160 I'm here to offer you legacy. 814 00:53:58,370 --> 00:53:59,746 Legacy as in blood. 815 00:54:00,956 --> 00:54:02,332 MAN: What is that? 816 00:54:04,126 --> 00:54:06,795 LADY TRIEU: The first wonder of the new world. 817 00:54:07,796 --> 00:54:08,922 LOOKING GLASS: What can I do you for? 818 00:54:09,131 --> 00:54:10,382 He hid it in his closet. 819 00:54:10,883 --> 00:54:13,510 LOOKING GLASS: Looks like we have ourselves a reckoning. 820 00:54:14,845 --> 00:54:16,847 - Are we loaded, Mr. Phillips? - Yes, sir. 821 00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:18,807 On my mark, Ms. Crookshanks. 822 00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:22,269 Three, two, one... 823 00:54:22,686 --> 00:54:23,812 Away! 824 00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:27,149 Phenomenal! 825 00:54:28,317 --> 00:54:30,152 (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 826 00:54:32,821 --> 00:54:34,364 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) 827 00:54:34,448 --> 00:54:35,824 DAMON LINDELOF: When I read Watchmen, 828 00:54:35,908 --> 00:54:39,495 I could tell you 20 instances that just took my breath away. 829 00:54:40,621 --> 00:54:44,625 My heart would be racing as I was reading those issues. 830 00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:48,837 To try to replicate that emotional sensation, 831 00:54:48,921 --> 00:54:51,340 for the TV show, that's what we were chasing. 832 00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:54,134 CRAIG MAZIN: Hi, I'm Craig Mazin and I am hosting 833 00:54:54,218 --> 00:54:56,803 the official Watchmen podcast from HBO. 834 00:54:56,887 --> 00:54:59,097 Over three podcast episodes, I'm going to be discussing 835 00:54:59,181 --> 00:55:01,350 this incredible series with executive producer 836 00:55:01,433 --> 00:55:03,060 and writer, Damon Lindelof. 837 00:55:04,978 --> 00:55:06,021 We're gonna be asking Damon some 838 00:55:06,230 --> 00:55:07,606 really interesting questions, and he gives us 839 00:55:07,689 --> 00:55:08,941 some incredible answers and insight. 840 00:55:09,024 --> 00:55:10,776 Subscribe now so you don't miss an episode. 841 00:55:10,859 --> 00:55:13,278 You can catch us wherever you get your podcasts, 842 00:55:13,362 --> 00:55:15,906 even if you're living on Mars.