1 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:03,086 Howdy. 2 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:07,549 It's been a couple weeks since the last squid fall. 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:12,930 Thirty seconds of life... and they spend all of it dying. 4 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,557 The goddamned Seventh Kalvary. 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:20,521 Right now... here is where the war is at. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,398 And I won't be leaving till it's won. 7 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:26,652 - What are these for? - They help me get my memory. 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:27,903 LOOKING GLASS: Where'd they come from? 9 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,404 Was hoping you could ask your ex. 10 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,198 I suppose you don't want me to tell 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:36,119 the FBI lady about these. Be careful of that one. 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,747 Four years since I was sent here. 13 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,833 In the beginning I thought it was a paradise... 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:45,087 - (GUNSHOT) - But it's a prison. 15 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:49,758 So, with your help, with your lives, 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,971 I will escape this God-forsaken place. 17 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:56,723 - Phenomenal. - (MUSIC CONCLUDES) 18 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,900 NEWSMAN: Eastern Europe tanks amass... 19 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,986 NEWSWOMAN: Military commitment from NATO... 20 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,196 (RADIO STATIC CRACKLES) 21 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,950 NEWSWOMAN 2: ...nuclear doomsday clock standing at one minute till midnight. 22 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,371 (VEHICLE RUMBLING) 23 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,456 (BRAKES HISS, SCREECH) 24 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:27,629 (CALLIOPE PLAYING STRAUSS'S "THE BLUE DANUBE") 25 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,301 (CHILDREN SCREAMING PLAYFULLY IN THE DISTANCE) 26 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,346 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:41,351 (FAIRGOERS CHATTERING) 28 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:46,982 Brothers. Let us pray. 29 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:49,443 Dear Father, hold us in your light 30 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,945 as we prepare to enter the whore's den. 31 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,364 One minute to midnight, 32 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:57,326 on the very brink of extinction. 33 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,745 Please open their hearts as you opened ours. 34 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,664 - In Christ's name, amen. - BOYS: Amen. 35 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:14,968 One minute before midnight. Ticktock, Wade. 36 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,808 ("THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER" BY HOWARD JONES PLAYING) 37 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,695 ♪ We're not scared to lose it all ♪ 38 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,365 ♪ Security throw through the wall ♪ 39 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,786 ♪ Future dreams we have to realize ♪ 40 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,205 ♪ A thousand skeptic hands won't keep us ♪ 41 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,248 ♪ From the things we plan ♪ 42 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,335 ♪ Unless we're clinging to the things we prize... ♪ 43 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,837 (SOFTLY): Are you ready to hear the truth? 44 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,091 (FIRMLY): Are you ready to hear the truth? 45 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,177 ♪ But I won't stop and falter... ♪ 46 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,430 (BRIGHTLY): Hello, neighbors. Are you ready to hear the truth? 47 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,058 The fuck are you supposed to be? 48 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:06,144 The doomsday clock just moved to one minute to midnight. 49 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,689 At this very moment, the entire nuclear arsenal 50 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:13,193 of our great country is ready to launch at the Russians, 51 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,112 and vice versa. 52 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,488 What's up with the pandas? 53 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:20,409 In the Kingdom of Heaven, all God's creations live 54 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:26,623 - in peace with each... - Can I have your tie? 55 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,792 Leave him alone. 56 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:33,505 Come on. I want to hear more about the pandas. 57 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:39,094 ♪ Success or failure will not alter it ♪ 58 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:43,432 ♪ And do you feel scared? ♪ ♪ I do ♪ 59 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,642 ♪ But I won't stop and falter... ♪ 60 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,686 (GIRL GIGGLES) 61 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:54,901 WADE: Huh! Come on! So where you from? 62 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,279 Uh, Tulsa. 63 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,489 Oklahoma? (CHUCKLES) 64 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,783 What are you doing in Jersey? 65 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:05,954 - This is where the sinners are. - I can't argue with you there. 66 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,958 - You really think it's over? - What do you mean? 67 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:17,299 You heard Nixon on the news. Is the bomb gonna kill us all? 68 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:21,762 WADE: Yes. I believe it is. 69 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:29,269 Aren't you afraid? No, ma'am. 70 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,104 Are you afraid of me? 71 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,149 ("CARELESS WHISPER" BY GEORGE MICHAEL PLAYING) 72 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:38,862 Uh... No-no, ma'am. ♪ Time can never mend ♪ 73 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,072 Well, what are you afraid of? 74 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:47,329 ♪ The careless whispers... ♪ Nothing. 75 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:53,627 ♪ To the heart and mind ♪ ♪ Ignorance is kind ♪ 76 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,505 ♪ There's no comfort in the truth... ♪ 77 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,340 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 78 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:03,470 What are you doing? 79 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,640 - Are you a virgin? - What? 80 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:13,230 Have you ever had sex with a person? No. 81 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,192 This might be your last chance, Oklahoma. 82 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:22,239 You wouldn't want to get nuked before you get fucked. Do you? 83 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,245 (STAMMERS): Wait. 84 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,123 It's okay. Just stand there. 85 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,875 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 86 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:41,508 Please, I... I don't want to. 87 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,052 It sure looks to me like you do. 88 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,762 (BREATH SHUDDERS) 89 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:50,058 Fuck you, Bible boy! 90 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,270 - Oh! Oh... - GIRL: I got that Okie's clothes! 91 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,774 (PANTING): Oh fuck. 92 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:05,615 You dummy. 93 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:11,871 You're pathetic, and you're a sinner. 94 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,498 You're a filthy dumb sinner, 95 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,584 and now you get what you deserve! 96 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,711 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 97 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,672 (DISTANT EXPLOSION RUMBLING) 98 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,924 (WALLS CLATTERING) 99 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,759 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING CONTINUING) 100 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,721 (MUFFLED VOICES SCREAMING) 101 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,014 Aah! 102 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,932 (MIRRORS TINKLING) 103 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,519 (VOICES WAILING) 104 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,522 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 105 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,733 (GASPS) 106 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:44,946 (DEBRIS CLATTERING) 107 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,242 (MUFFLED, DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING) 108 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,788 (GLASS CRUNCHING) 109 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,666 (BURSTS, CRACKLES) 110 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:05,842 (BLASTS, FIZZLES) 111 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,095 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 112 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,684 ♪ ♪ 113 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,649 (WHIMPERS) 114 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,859 (LIGHTS BUZZING) 115 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:43,004 (PLAYING IN SLOW-MOTION): ♪ Tonight the music ♪ 116 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:47,217 ♪ Seems so loud ♪ 117 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:51,805 ♪ I wish that we could ♪ 118 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:56,685 ♪ Lose this crowd... ♪ 119 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,482 ♪ ♪ 120 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:07,737 What happened? 121 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:13,326 What happened?! 122 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:19,416 What happened?! 123 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,422 (SCREAMING) 124 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,096 (SCREAMING) 125 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:39,853 What happened?! 126 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,900 ♪ ♪ 127 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:59,581 (DISTANT SIRENS WAILING) 128 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,419 (MUSICAL INTRO TO "NEW YORK, NEW YORK" PLAYING) 129 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,892 FRANK SINATRA: ♪ Start spreading the news... ♪ 130 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,686 We came back for all the hit Broadway shows. 131 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:25,523 We came back to hike through Central Park for hours and not see another soul. 132 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,442 It's so romantic! 133 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,194 Maybe I shouldn't have come back 134 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:32,572 'cause if this place gets any safer, I'm gonna be out of a job. 135 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,783 I came back for Italian food. 136 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:38,661 You know how we like our squid now? 137 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,372 - With lemon and a little marinara. - (GROUP LAUGHING) 138 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,458 ♪ Anywhere... ♪ 139 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,668 ANNOUNCER: Come back to New York. 140 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:51,341 ♪ It's up to you, New York, New York ♪ 141 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:56,930 MAN: Desire to visit: 10. 142 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,432 Recommend to family and friends: 143 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:04,104 - Ten! - (MURMURING) Desire to relocate: 144 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:08,399 - Ten! - (CHUCKLES) They despised it. 145 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,901 What? 146 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,528 They despised your commercial. 147 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,613 No! They-they all said they loved it. 148 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,282 You didn't hire me to tell you what they said. 149 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,618 You hired me to tell you the truth. 150 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,620 They told you they loved it 151 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,831 because what hot-blooded Oklahoma male 152 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:27,001 is gonna admit he's scared? I watched them watch, 153 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,670 and what I saw was fear. 154 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,005 People buy things out of fear all the time. 155 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:35,635 Not this kind. Sorry, gentlemen, 156 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,138 but all your ad does is remind folks 157 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,349 that three million people suffered a horrific, 158 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,144 traumatizing, and inexplicable death. 159 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,854 That was 30 years ago. 160 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,148 Everybody's over it, they've moved on. 161 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:52,569 Well, sir, in my professional opinion, 162 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:59,951 they ain't moving on to New York. 163 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:04,581 I suspect the calamari didn't help. 164 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,750 ♪ ♪ 165 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,306 BLAKE: All right, ladies and gentlemen. 166 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,224 You gathered up the usual suspects, 167 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,935 beat the shit out of them at your little black site, 168 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,105 stuck them in Mirror Guy's interrogation pod, 169 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:34,152 and you've got absolutely fucking nothing to show for it. 170 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,906 So now we're gonna do things my way. 171 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:43,578 We can't see who they are, but we can see where they are. 172 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:48,583 You find this church, maybe we find the Kavalry. 173 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,294 I want units checking every house of worship 174 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,754 within 50 miles of Tulsa. 175 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:57,467 There can't be less than four or 5,000 of them, right? 176 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:04,474 Okay. That'll do it, folks. Go get me some religion. 177 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,268 ♪ ♪ 178 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,604 RED SCARE: How do you tell difference between 179 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,814 Catholic Church and Baptist Church? 180 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,358 PANDA: They're basically all the same. 181 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,944 This one, might be Episcopalian. 182 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,072 Hey, Glass. You grew up around here. 183 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,283 You, uh, you religious guy? 184 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:28,122 Is that lettuce on your sandwich? Yeah? So? 185 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,791 Did you get it out of this? 186 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,378 Oh, shit. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Is that from truck? 187 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,547 If by truck, you mean the one filled with lettuce 188 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,551 driven by a Kavalry member who shot a cop, yes, Red. 189 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,679 It was gonna go bad. 190 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:47,684 - SISTER NIGHT: Hey. - Howdy. 191 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,560 What did your ex say about the pills? 192 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,981 Nothing as of yet. 193 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,067 Did you tell her that it was important? 194 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,319 I communicated that, yes. 195 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,906 How about you pick up the phone and communicate it again? 196 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,033 Because she's doing a favor, 197 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,412 and when someone's doing you a favor, you don't lean on 'em. 198 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,331 Oh, so this is you doing me a favor, man? 199 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,085 Because it looks like you're doing nothing. 200 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:18,631 Hey, Mirror Guy! Hey, got a minute? 201 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:31,602 Have a seat. 202 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,355 Wade, you can take the mask off. I know what you look like. 203 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,483 Regs say to keep them on inside the precinct. 204 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:40,236 Why? We're all on the same side. 205 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:44,198 The concealment of identity is critical to our safety. 206 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,410 Wade, do you think I'm a member of the 7th Kavalry? 207 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,163 No, ma'am. 208 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,123 Then just, why don't you roll that baby up 209 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,710 and let me see those sad green eyes of yours? 210 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:59,922 So, you're from Tulsa? Close enough. 211 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,967 - Town called Hugo down by the Texas border... - Oh, Jesus. 212 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:06,220 You were in New York on 11/2, huh? 213 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:13,978 New Jersey, actually. You still scared shitless? 214 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,688 - Excuse me? - I've heard that people 215 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,356 who were in the psychic blast zone 216 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,442 still wake up in the middle of the night, screaming. 217 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:26,616 I sleep great. Cool. 218 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:31,037 I see you joined the force right after the White Night. 219 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,790 Justice needed to be applied. 220 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,542 And once they let you yahoos put masks on, 221 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,921 you had an excuse to wrap your entire head in Reflectatine. 222 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,214 Implying what? 223 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,966 Guaranteed protection from psychic blasts. 224 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:48,930 Ergo, you sleep great. 225 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:53,101 - Market research. - (WADE SIGHS) Is that your cover? 226 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,936 So, you watch a bunch of idiots, and they tell you 227 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,813 what they hate about the new flavor of Pringles, 228 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,898 so no one knows you're secretly Mirror Guy? 229 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,609 I know you know it's Looking Glass. 230 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:07,615 But you can have Mirror Guy if you want. Hmm? 231 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:14,956 Okay. Thanks for coming by. That's it? That's it. 232 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:21,963 Oh shit, wait. 233 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,674 There was one other thing I wanted to ask you about. 234 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:29,011 Um, what pills? I'm sorry? 235 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,139 Well, I bugged the cactus on your desk, 236 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,474 and Angela Abar... Sorry. 237 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,269 Sister Night was just asking about some pills. 238 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,979 You bugged my cactus? 239 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:43,484 Well, don't take it personally. I'm FBI, we bug shit. So... 240 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:49,949 What pills? 241 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,494 That's a personal issue between Sister Night and me. 242 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,874 It would be a violation of her medical privacy to divulge it. 243 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:04,172 May I go? You surely may, Mirror Guy. 244 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,466 (MUSICAL INTRO TO "SOME ENCHANTED EVENING" PLAYING) 245 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:22,315 FRANK SINATRA: ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 246 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:28,237 ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ 247 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:35,703 ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ ♪ Across a crowded room ♪ 248 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:42,960 ♪ And somehow, you know ♪ 249 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:48,549 ♪ You know even then ♪ 250 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:54,722 ♪ That somewhere, you'll see her again ♪ 251 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,351 ♪ And again ♪ 252 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,603 (WHIRRING) 253 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,023 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 254 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,609 (MAN PANTING IN VIDEO) 255 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,195 (SONG PLAYING IN VIDEO): ♪ Someone may be laughing... ♪ 256 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,697 (MAN MOANS) 257 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,617 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 258 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,286 (MOANING) 259 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:21,916 MAN: Oh yeah. 260 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:28,381 ♪ Night after night ♪ Don't look at me. 261 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,216 Why not? 262 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,885 I know you're beautiful under there. 263 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,098 Just take it off. Let me see your face. 264 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,559 You're never gonna see my face. 265 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,604 (ALARM WAILING, BUZZING) 266 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,572 (WAILING, BUZZING CONTINUING) 267 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,783 (BEEPING) 268 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,456 (CLOCK TICKING) 269 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:07,420 - (PANTING) - (ALARM STOPS) 270 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,303 (ALARM WAILING, BUZZING) 271 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,560 (WAILING, BUZZING CONTINUING) 272 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:28,316 Motherfuck. 273 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,152 (ALARM WAILING, BUZZING) 274 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,908 (BEEPING) 275 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,535 (ALARM CONTINUING) 276 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,505 (ALARM WARBLES, FIZZLES) 277 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,923 (ALARM STOPS) 278 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,426 (PANTING) 279 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,802 (ALARM BEEPS) 280 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,889 Did I do it right? What does that mean? 281 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,515 It's not brain surgery. 282 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,184 You just hit the big button in the shelter, 283 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,603 - and the goddamn siren shuts off. - MAN: Of course, sir. 284 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,396 I'm happy to schedule a technician 285 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,939 to provide an in-home tutorial... 286 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,566 I do not need a tutorial. 287 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,611 I've conducted over 500 drills on this unit. 288 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,905 It's your machine that's malfunctioning, not me, 289 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,823 so you need to replace it! 290 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,827 Uh, sir, I'm sorry. How often have you been running drills? 291 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,287 As often as I deem necessary. 292 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,706 Right. It's just, the Alert Pro manual recommends 293 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,333 that you program an EDI simulation 294 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,293 no more than once every six weeks. 295 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,879 I don't give two brown turds about the manual! 296 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,923 - All right, sir. - When can you get me a new unit? 297 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,883 We can ship one out to you by next Thursday. 298 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,052 No, no, no! Uh-uh. No way! 299 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,679 No good. I'm gonna need it sooner. 300 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,431 - Post haste, soon as you can. - We can do an overnight rush, 301 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,225 but that's gonna cost as much as the unit itself. 302 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,894 No problem. That's great. Overnight, do that. 303 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,396 - Yes, sir. - And throw in another roll 304 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,398 - of Reflectatine while you're at it. - Yes, sir. 305 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,316 And thank you for being a valued customer 306 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,569 of ExtraDimensional Security... 307 00:19:55,569 --> 00:20:01,075 ♪ When you find your true love ♪ 308 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:08,749 ♪ When you feel her call you ♪ ♪ Across a crowded room ♪ 309 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:15,756 ♪ Then fly to her side ♪ 310 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:21,429 ♪ And make her your own ♪ 311 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:27,768 ♪ Or all through your life ♪ ♪ You may dream ♪ 312 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:33,441 ♪ All alone ♪ 313 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:38,863 ♪ Once you have found her ♪ ♪ Never let her go ♪ 314 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,283 ♪ Once you have found her ♪ 315 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:50,082 ♪ Never let her ♪ ♪ Go ♪ 316 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,376 MAN: Okay, guys! 317 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,962 What do you think of the cereal? 318 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,257 It tastes like... nothing. 319 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,635 Okay. Could you be a little more specific? 320 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,138 - (BEEPING) - I mean, everything tastes like something. 321 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:08,017 GIRL: Well, this doesn't. 322 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,518 MAN: Huh. What about the crunch? 323 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,396 Raise your hand if you like the way it crunches. 324 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:16,400 ANNOUNCER: Here, at Forever Pet, we offer the splice of life. 325 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,028 Taking your beloved animal's unique DNA 326 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,363 and making an exact replica, 327 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,991 so that you never have to say goodbye again. 328 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:26,035 - Our patented process... - WADE: Hi. 329 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,371 I'm here to see Cynthia Tillman. 330 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,791 Bennett. Sorry, Cynthia Bennett. 331 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,168 ♪ ♪ 332 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:40,257 Howdy. Howdy yourself. 333 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,302 Got some of your mail at the house. 334 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,179 Damn post office. 335 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:50,309 Three times I filled out that form. 336 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,812 Naked eye, be honest. 337 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:57,233 Do these dogs look exactly the same to you? 338 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,359 (PUPPY WHINES) 339 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:06,325 That one's just a little smaller. Shit. 340 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,286 - (WHINES) - You want her? 341 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,622 What am I gonna do with a dog? 342 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,873 (CHUCKLES) 343 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,837 (WHINING) 344 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:25,344 - (DINGS) - (FLAMES HISSING) 345 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,971 I see the hat is back. 346 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,889 (DOOR CLOSES) 347 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:34,562 Didn't have time to comb my hair. 348 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,939 It's okay to admit that you're anxious, Wade. 349 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,191 I'm fine. Just a little squidfall. 350 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,318 Happens all the time. 351 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:45,072 I was talking about your chief getting murdered. 352 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:51,537 You want to tell me about the pills? 353 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:59,420 It's Nostalgia. Nostalgia? You sure? 354 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,422 Yeah, I'm sure. 355 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,549 Also sure they outlawed those 356 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,217 'cause it turns out putting memories 357 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,429 into pill form led to psychosis. 358 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,847 So, I highly recommend you tell 359 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:13,183 your lady friend not to take them. 360 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:19,064 I never said I got them from a lady. 361 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:24,653 Did you get them from a lady? 362 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,405 You have your pick of good women, 363 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,073 so why do you keep getting mixed up with the ones 364 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,619 that are just gonna kick you in the balls? 365 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,705 I picked you. You're a good woman. 366 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:37,291 And for seven years, I tried to convince you 367 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,959 that I wasn't gonna run off with your clothes 368 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:44,965 and leave you naked all by yourself. Uh-huh. 369 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970 Seven years of bad luck. 370 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:04,151 ♪ ♪ 371 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,248 MAN: My mom was in fucking Brooklyn when it happened, 372 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,335 so she caught the psychic blast full-on. 373 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:25,172 I mean, full-fucking-on. 374 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,840 You know what it's like to be raised by someone 375 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,302 who's always just waiting for the next big one? 376 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:36,016 Squids, man. Fucking squids. 377 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:41,188 I read an article. There's this thing... 378 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,816 genetic trauma. 379 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,152 Basically, if something really bad happens to your parents, 380 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,405 it gets locked into their DNA. 381 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,740 So, when my mom got hit by the blast, 382 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,535 even though I wasn't born until... 383 00:24:54,535 --> 00:25:02,209 10 years after 11/2, it's like I inherited her pain. 384 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,877 (DOOR OPENS) 385 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:11,260 Friend of Nemo's? 386 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:16,223 Welcome aboard. 387 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,192 MAN: Anyway, 388 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,320 I keep calling EDS, but I always hang up. 389 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,573 I don't want to end up one of those fucking nutters 390 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:37,036 with my head wrapped in that magic tin foil. 391 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:41,749 One day at a time, right? 392 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:47,504 Just sometimes, it feels like it's never gonna end. 393 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:50,716 I was where you are. 394 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,427 I thought about that one-eyed fucker all the time 395 00:25:53,427 --> 00:26:00,100 and it terrified me, but I am no longer afraid. 396 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,311 On 11/2, the Soviet Union 397 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,772 was on the verge of annihilating us, 398 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:08,609 and we were more than prepared to return the favor. 399 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,528 Then that enormous, tentacled abomination 400 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:16,241 teleported into New York. 401 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:21,288 If it hadn't arrived when it did, we would all be ash. 402 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:26,085 It united us against a common threat. 403 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:30,631 Does it ever end? Of course it does, 404 00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:36,261 because we are all in a tunnel, and every tunnel ends. 405 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:40,808 It ends with light. And if you trust me, 406 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:46,980 I will do my best to show you to it. Hands. 407 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,990 ALL: We know there are other dimensions than this one, 408 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,993 but this is the dimension where we live, 409 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:03,705 and we will not live in fear. 410 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:06,959 ♪ ♪ 411 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,506 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 412 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:34,570 WADE: Good night. Night. 413 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,363 I don't know if anybody told you, 414 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:42,870 but we meet on Tuesdays, too. Eight o'clock. Great. 415 00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:56,174 I don't believe you. Sorry? There's no light. 416 00:27:56,174 --> 00:28:00,804 You're still in the tunnel. 417 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:05,058 I bet you're just as batshit as the rest of us. 418 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,728 Bats do shit in tunnels. 419 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,980 Sadly, there's no way to settle that bet 420 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:14,359 until we can assess your trauma relative to mine. 421 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,530 Maybe you can share when you come back Tuesday. 422 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:25,787 I'm not coming back Tuesday. Okay. Fair enough. 423 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:30,334 Follow me. 424 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:35,088 ♪ I've seen Jesus play with flames in a lake of fire ♪ 425 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,300 ♪ That I was standing in ♪ 426 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,345 ♪ ♪ 427 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,097 ♪ Met the devil in Seattle ♪ 428 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:51,104 ♪ Spent nine months inside the lion's den ♪ 429 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,814 Of course they hated it. 430 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:56,151 Can't call a cereal Smiley-O's and not put sugar in it. 431 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,446 All that sugar causes tooth decay, 432 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,199 - hyperactivity, and the big C. - Come on. 433 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:05,160 We used to eat buckets of sugar and we won Vietnam. 434 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,622 Technically, Dr. Manhattan won Vietnam, 435 00:29:08,622 --> 00:29:10,374 but I concede the point. 436 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,918 So if all the kids say is whether they like the cereal 437 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,504 or hate it, what do they need you for? 438 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:18,090 Focus groups are rife with bullshit. 439 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,343 They need me to determine truth. 440 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,011 You can tell when people are lying? 441 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,972 Indeed, I can. 442 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,474 There's a skill I could've used two husbands ago. 443 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:34,648 So, what do you do? I'm a waitress. 444 00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:40,278 Nah. Try again. Okay. I work in foreclosures. 445 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:47,452 No, ma'am, you do not. I'm a radiologist. 446 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:51,999 Indeed you are. 447 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:58,755 So, now that we've established 448 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,883 our... respective occupations, 449 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:06,304 should we settle our bet? Our bet? 450 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,641 As to our relative batshitedness. 451 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:14,521 Is that all you want out of me, Wade? My squid story? 452 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:20,360 No pressure, but yes. Well, it's fucking stupid. 453 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,531 I mean, you were there on 11/2. 454 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:28,243 - You're gonna be mad when I say it. - I promise I will not. 455 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:34,624 Pale Horse. 456 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:37,044 The movie. 457 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:40,380 Pale Horse. It came out in '92. 458 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,883 Steven Spielberg? 459 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,593 Won, like, a gazillion Oscars? 460 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,387 Right, right. Sure. I haven't seen it. 461 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,222 Well, I've seen it a thousand times, 462 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,849 at least that's when I stopped counting. 463 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,435 I know everything about that movie. 464 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,687 It's called Pale Horse because that's the name of the band 465 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,066 that was playing Madison Square Garden when the squid hit. 466 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:02,069 Anyway... 467 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:06,156 there's this one scene with this little girl in a red coat. 468 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:09,576 The movie's black and white, so the red really pops, you know? 469 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,495 Um... 470 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:15,749 And the girl's stumbling around Herald Square, 471 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:18,043 walking under the tentacles, 472 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:22,047 and through all the dead bodies... 473 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,674 and she's scared. 474 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:29,513 And she's calling out for her mom. 475 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,183 That just really stuck with me, you know? 476 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:38,021 I mean, I know it's stupid. Being obsessed with a movie, 477 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:42,609 but watching it just makes me feel better. 478 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:47,405 Face your fears thing. 479 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:54,162 'Cause I'm scared all the time, you know? I mean... 480 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,790 There's a squidfall, 481 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,876 and people just pull their cars over and turn their wipers on 482 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:05,298 like aliens aren't falling from the fucking sky? 483 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:11,429 Why isn't everybody petrified? 484 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,223 The only time I'm not losing my mind 485 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:20,564 is when I'm watching that film or fucking. What? 486 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,984 You know, fucking? 487 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,111 (BOTH LAUGH) 488 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:32,617 And I'm drunk. 489 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,120 I'm gonna call a friend for a ride home. 490 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:40,792 I can take you home. You are also drunk. Cute... 491 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,252 but drunk. 492 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:47,757 Maybe you should call a friend, too. 493 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,968 I don't have any friends. 494 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:04,149 No thanks. I don't partake. It's just tobacco. 495 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:08,528 A controlled substance nonetheless. 496 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:11,448 - Where'd you get it? - Why, you gonna call the cops? 497 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:15,702 Used my last quarter calling the cab. 498 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:20,874 It does smell awful good. Does it? 499 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:39,476 You were right. I'm not out of the tunnel. 500 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,686 At least we're in it together. 501 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:49,569 There's my ride. 502 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:56,451 See you Tuesday. 503 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,703 See you Tuesday. 504 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,927 ♪ ♪ 505 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:17,722 Shit! 506 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,608 Dispatch, this is Glass. 507 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:31,778 Did we ever recover the truck from the guy that shot Sutton? 508 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,114 MAN (OVER RADIO): Please repeat that. 509 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,366 The truck, the lettuce truck, 510 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:40,245 the goddamn Kavalry was driving. Did we ever recover it? 511 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:44,165 That's a negative. Why? Call you back. 512 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:11,359 Way to go, dummy. You sure can pick 'em. 513 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:14,863 ♪ ♪ 514 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,699 Another kick in the balls coming up. 515 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,541 (SIGHS) 516 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,919 Dispatch, this is Glass. 517 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,256 I have positively ID'd 7K suspects. 518 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,466 Requesting backup. 519 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,676 I'm at that abandoned department store 520 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,012 out on Rural Route 9, do you copy? 521 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:41,806 DISPATCH: Copy that. We're on our way. 522 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,149 (CLOCK TICKING) 523 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,368 (TICKING CONTINUING) 524 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,211 ♪ ♪ 525 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,769 (TICKING CONTINUING) 526 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,917 (TICKING CONTINUING) 527 00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,428 (ELECTRICITY ZAPS) 528 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:07,142 MAN: I heard it come out over here! 529 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:14,357 The church! 530 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:21,740 Forty degrees south, southwest. 531 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,826 ♪ ♪ 532 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:38,673 (VOICES CHATTERING) 533 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,301 (ELECTRICITY ZAPS) 534 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,974 (ZAPS) 535 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:57,650 - (ZAPS) - (COCKS GUN) 536 00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:01,863 - Wade! - Nobody move! Hey, he's here! 537 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:04,157 Tulsa Police! Everybody, down on the ground. 538 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:08,995 You! Turn that fucking thing off. 539 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,372 Just be cool, okay? 540 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,625 Are you opening portals? Are you?! 541 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,210 Let's just talk about this. 542 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,378 Answer me or I will shoot! 543 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,005 What the hell is going on here?! 544 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,673 What's going on here Wade is that 545 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,092 I went to a lot of trouble to bring you in. 546 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:26,346 We even rigged the lettuce to fall off the damn truck. 547 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,847 But if you're just gonna keep yelling, 548 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,934 I'm not gonna be able to tell you why. 549 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:34,854 Can you lower the gun, please? 550 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,023 (GUNFIRE ECHOES) 551 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:48,034 Blanks, Wade. Just to be safe. 552 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,370 Oh, and that was us on your walkie, too. 553 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:54,040 We boosted your signal. What is this? 554 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,169 This is the only way to show you the truth, Wade. 555 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,885 ♪ ♪ 556 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:14,686 ♪ ♪ 557 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,930 I really am a radiologist. 558 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:59,939 ♪ ♪ 559 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:07,280 Reflectatine, huh? 560 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,657 You put that in all your hats? 561 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,159 (ELECTRICITY ZAPS) 562 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:18,875 Gotta protect the gray matter from psychic blasts, man. 563 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,629 I hear that stuff does the trick. 564 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:25,757 Is that why you made your mask out of it? 565 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:29,177 The one you wear to work? 566 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:32,472 I know who you are, Looking Glass. 567 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:37,769 Are you even trying to disguise your voice, Senator? 568 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:42,190 Shit, am I still wearing my mask? Sorry. 569 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:44,317 That is just incredibly rude. 570 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:46,694 This is just for them. 571 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:49,489 - You're gonna kill me. - What? 572 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:52,909 Wade, buddy, why would I kill you? 573 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,911 You're a cop killer. 574 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,746 KEENE: You mean the White Night? 575 00:40:56,746 --> 00:41:03,044 Come on. I'm not a murderer. I'm a politician. 576 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:06,130 I came down here and assumed leadership of these idiots 577 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,758 to prevent that shit from happening again. 578 00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:12,720 And my buddy Judd did the same as chief of police. 579 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,764 Each of us managing our respective team 580 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,392 so that we could maintain the peace. 581 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:21,270 That's not true. Is anything true, Wade? 582 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,647 (ZAPS) 583 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:28,236 Lord Jesus! 584 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:31,072 But you don't really care about any of this 585 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:33,116 'cause all you really care about is what you saw us 586 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,576 throwing those basketballs into. 587 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,869 You know what it was? 588 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:41,541 It was a CX-924 teleportation window. 589 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,459 Just like the one they were playing around with 590 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:45,962 at the Institute for Transdimensional Studies 591 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:51,300 in Herald Square on 11/2. That is correct. 592 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,846 You want to guess what that bad boy is for? 593 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:59,267 You're gonna open up a portal in Tulsa. 594 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:02,895 Drop another squid on us. Come on. 595 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:06,649 Where's the originality in that? No. 596 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:14,073 No, we're gonna do something new. Wade. 597 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:17,035 I'm gonna show you something, 598 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:21,039 and after you see it, you're gonna walk out of here 599 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,790 and you're never gonna be afraid 600 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,045 of big teleporting aliens ever again. 601 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:31,424 Because I'm gonna set you free. In return, 602 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:33,760 I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor. 603 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:40,933 Call it a squid pro quo. This Angela Abar? 604 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:45,480 She either killed Judd Crawford or she knows who did. 605 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,273 Either way, she threatens to disrupt 606 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,984 the aforementioned peace. 607 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,445 I know Agent Blake already suspects her, 608 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,823 so how about you just help that along? 609 00:42:55,823 --> 00:43:00,328 Angela trusts you. Serve her up, and that way, 610 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:03,247 I don't have to ask these racist Okies to go to her house 611 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:07,043 and kill her and her entire fucking family. 612 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,462 I just need to get her off the board for a couple days 613 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:14,425 while I wrap things up. Your call, Wade. 614 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:20,807 Either way works for me. All right. 615 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:28,731 Couple weeks after I was elected senator 616 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:30,733 of the great state of Oklahoma, 617 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,652 I was appointed to the Appropriations Committee, 618 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,695 which sucked because I wanted something sexy, 619 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,824 like Intelligence or Judiciary, but you get what you get. 620 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:39,826 You don't get upset, so I accepted. 621 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:42,787 In my very first day, they brought me into a little room, 622 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,957 and they showed me what I'm about to show you. 623 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:48,709 Took me a couple years to pirate a copy for myself. 624 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:55,550 So, Wade, 625 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,760 you can tell your cop buddies I'm running the Kavalry 626 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,221 and then I'll convince them all you're crazy, 627 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:06,102 which will not be difficult given your secret shiny hats. 628 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:11,482 Or you can press play, and finally be free. 629 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:17,238 I leave it entirely in your hands. 630 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:22,702 ♪ ♪ 631 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,346 (CLICKS) 632 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:47,393 Hello, Robert. Adrian Veidt here. 633 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:50,730 Assuming my instructions have been followed to the letter, 634 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:58,362 today is January 21st, 1993, and you were just inaugurated. 635 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:01,073 Allow me to be amongst the very first to say 636 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:06,037 congratulations, President Redford. 637 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:09,332 Sir, I am recording this message on 638 00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:15,129 November 1st, 1985, seven years in your past. 639 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:18,090 How could I predict that you would be elected president 640 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:24,180 with such incredible accuracy? Because I didn't predict it. 641 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:30,019 I planned it. Here, in '85, 642 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:32,521 the end is nigh. 643 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,815 Nuclear holocaust between the United States 644 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:37,109 and Russia is imminent. 645 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,487 Fortunately, I planned for this, too. 646 00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:42,990 And the only way to stave off mankind's extinction 647 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:47,370 is with a weapon more powerful than any atomic device. 648 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:53,626 That weapon is fear, and I, Mr. President, 649 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:58,464 am its architect. In 24 hours time, 650 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,133 that's seven years ago for you, 651 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:05,638 an extra-dimensional monster will materialize in Manhattan, 652 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:07,974 unleashing a psychic blast that kills 653 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:13,145 half the city's population, and traumatizes millions more. 654 00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:15,523 Yet the monster will not have come 655 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:22,196 from another dimension at all. It will have come from me. 656 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:26,534 A hoax, Mr. President. 657 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:30,329 An elaborate, meticulously engineered hoax 658 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:33,374 to save the world. 659 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,835 Now, the hard part. What's next. 660 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:37,586 The transition won't start immediately. 661 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,839 The world will need time to heal, 662 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:43,175 and, of course, I'll have to maintain the peace 663 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,387 with additional small-scale extra-dimensional events. 664 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:49,307 But now, I am sure as you watch this, 665 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:55,104 mankind is ready for change. I envision a stronger, 666 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,065 loving world committed to caring for the weak, 667 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:03,446 reversing environmental ruin, and cultivating true equality. 668 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:08,868 I know you share these values. That's why I'll do all I can, 669 00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:12,913 and why I did all I could, to get you elected. 670 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:15,166 But this will only work 671 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:19,879 if you willingly become my partner, Mr. President. 672 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:24,884 My partner in building a utopia. 673 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,135 But first, 674 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:28,596 I'll need to earn your trust, and you, 675 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,057 undoubtedly, have questions. 676 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:35,436 If you'll indulge me for the next few hours, 677 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:38,481 I think I have some answers. So, 678 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,608 let's dive in, shall we? 679 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,736 ♪ ♪ 680 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,911 (AIR HISSING) 681 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,706 Chop-chop, everyone! Come on! Time is of the essence! 682 00:47:55,706 --> 00:48:00,336 Where's the... Oh, there we are. 683 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:02,505 That's good. Yep. 684 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:04,882 (AIR HISSING) 685 00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:22,566 (MUFFLED): Ready, Mr. Philips? 686 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:29,073 Safe travels, Master. Three, two, one! 687 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:32,827 (CORD WHIPPING) 688 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,629 (BREATHS ECHOING) 689 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:55,307 (DEBUSSY'S "CLAIR DE LUNE" PLAYING) 690 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,878 ♪ ♪ 691 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,824 ♪ ♪ 692 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,209 (SNAPS) 693 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:04,543 (CRACKS) 694 00:50:06,587 --> 00:50:10,007 ♪ ♪ 695 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:35,699 Aha. There you are. 696 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,660 (LAUGHING) 697 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:44,625 I did it! I did it! Whoa! 698 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:55,386 (GROANING) 699 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,640 (GROANS) 700 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:04,061 (LABORED BREATHING) 701 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,232 (GLASS SQUEAKS) 702 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,444 (HORSE NEIGHING) 703 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:20,411 Was I not clear in my letter? I warned you. 704 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,998 Time and time and time again. 705 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,500 Yet you continue to defy the laws 706 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,086 of this land and those of us who serve it. 707 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,381 And what do you serve, you wrinkled, piteous 708 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,925 - husk of a man? - (GASPING) 709 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,969 You serve only yourself! 710 00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:38,178 (GASPING) 711 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:41,098 And for that, you must bare the consequence. 712 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:42,766 (AIR HISSES) 713 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:47,271 - (HISSING) - (CLONES EXCLAIM) 714 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:48,897 (HISSING) 715 00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:51,150 (GASPING) 716 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:55,195 Master Adrian Veidt, 717 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:58,824 by the power vested in me as warden of these lands, 718 00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:03,704 I place you under arrest. May God have mercy on your soul. 719 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:08,959 God? Your God's abandoned you! 720 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:13,130 Why wouldn't he? You're pathetic! 721 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,173 Every one of you! 722 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,008 (CLONES EXCLAIM) 723 00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:20,846 Alas, Master Veidt is correct. 724 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:23,766 - (SPITS) - Our God has left us, 725 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:31,190 and it is unlikely he'll return. No mercy it is. 726 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,816 (SPRITZES) 727 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:36,278 Take a minute. 728 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:39,323 Soak it in before you say anything, 729 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:41,450 - and just tell us... - (SPRITZES) 730 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:44,578 ...in your own words what Mercy smells like to you. 731 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,747 (WOMAN SINGING "CARELESS WHISPER") 732 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:52,544 ♪ I feel so unsure ♪ 733 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,964 ♪ As I take your hand and lead you ♪ 734 00:52:55,964 --> 00:53:02,179 ♪ To the dance floor ♪ ♪ As the music dies ♪ 735 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,848 ♪ Something in your eyes ♪ 736 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:07,559 ♪ Calls to mind the silver screen ♪ 737 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:14,066 ♪ And all its sad goodbyes ♪ ♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ 738 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:17,528 ♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ 739 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:21,907 ♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ ♪ I know you're not a fool ♪ 740 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:25,536 Bullshit. Hooded Justice was around in '40s. 741 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:29,081 Dr. Manhattan didn't exist till 1960. 742 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:31,542 PANDA: So what? He could time travel. 743 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,128 RED SCARE: He cannot fucking time travel. 744 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,338 PANDA: I've watched every episode, man, 745 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:40,259 and I'm telling you, Hooded Justice is Dr. Manhattan. 746 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:47,266 (PHONE RINGING) 747 00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:51,103 Yeah? 748 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:56,775 SISTER NIGHT (OVER PHONE): Well? Well, what? 749 00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:01,405 Do you have the pills? Is anything true? 750 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:04,992 What are you talking about, man? Just tell me. 751 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,785 Is anything true? 752 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:18,297 Better stop playing around. 753 00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:26,263 Nostalgia. 754 00:54:33,812 --> 00:54:37,983 These are memories. Whose memories? 755 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:50,496 I want to help. 756 00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:11,725 They're my grandfather's. 757 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,853 He was at the tree. He said he killed Crawford, 758 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:22,319 but he's 100 years old. It's not possible. 759 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,863 So, I covered it up. 760 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:40,212 I'm sorry. Sorry for what? 761 00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:42,256 - (DOOR OPENS) - BLAKE: Hands! 762 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:47,511 Hands! Show me your hands! Do not fucking move! 763 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:48,929 I had to, Angela. 764 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:51,640 - What did you fucking do? - BLAKE: Fucking cuff her. 765 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:58,605 I said cuff her, now. Now! Get the fuck off me! 766 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,242 Why? 767 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:07,382 ♪ Who can explain it? ♪ ♪ Who can tell you why? ♪ 768 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:11,970 ♪ Fools give you reasons ♪ 769 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:18,310 ♪ Wise men never try ♪ 770 00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:23,982 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 771 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:27,152 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 772 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:33,617 ♪ When you find your true love ♪ 773 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:39,665 ♪ When you feel her call you ♪ ♪ Oh! ♪ 774 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:45,587 ♪ Across a crowded room ♪ 775 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:52,511 ♪ Then fly to her side ♪ ♪ Then fly to her side ♪ 776 00:57:52,511 --> 00:58:00,018 ♪ And make her your own ♪ 777 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:02,312 (TIRES SCREECH) 778 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:09,695 ♪ You may dream ♪ ♪ Alone ♪ 779 00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:14,533 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 780 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:15,325 (COCKS GUN) 781 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:22,874 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ 782 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:30,716 ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ 783 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:37,431 ♪ Across a crowded room ♪ 784 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:44,438 ♪ And somehow you know ♪ ♪ And somehow you know ♪ 785 00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:50,485 ♪ You know even then ♪ 786 00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:58,076 ♪ Or all through your life ♪ ♪ You may dream ♪ 787 00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:04,124 ♪ All alone ♪ 788 00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:10,756 ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ ♪ Some enchanted evening ♪ 789 00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:17,262 ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ 790 00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:22,601 ♪ You may see a stranger ♪ 791 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:29,441 ♪ Across a crowded room ♪ 792 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:36,406 ♪ And somehow you know ♪ ♪ Then somehow you know ♪ 793 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:42,287 ♪ You know even then ♪ 794 00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:47,292 ♪ That somewhere you'll see her ♪ 795 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:53,215 ♪ Again and ah ♪ 796 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:57,761 - ♪ Again ♪ - ♪ Can't explain it ♪ 797 00:59:57,761 --> 01:00:01,973 ♪ Who can tell you why? ♪ 798 01:00:01,973 --> 01:00:09,773 ♪ Fools give you reasons ♪ ♪ Wise men never ♪ 799 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:17,280 ♪ Try ♪ 800 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,157 ♪ Ooh ♪ 801 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:31,253 LAURIE BLAKE: Angela, you're not supposed 802 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:32,921 to take someone else's nostalgia. 803 01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:34,673 That's very bad. 804 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:36,091 (DRUM ROLL) 805 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:39,219 BLAKE: (QUIETLY) Is it starting? Is it starting? 806 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,221 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 807 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:45,600 Angela, you may be confused as to who you are right now. 808 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,437 You are an angry man, William Reeves. I'm not angry. 809 01:00:49,437 --> 01:00:51,189 - (GUNSHOT) - (SCREAMING) 810 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:54,484 ...name is Angela Abar, I'm your husband, Calvin. 811 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:58,655 You have three children. 812 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:00,282 - Trust in the law. - WILLIAM REEVES: Trust in the law. 813 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:05,036 You don't know what's really happening here. 814 01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,705 CALVIN ABAR: Angela. 815 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:11,376 You need to come home, you need to wake up. 816 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,879 (MUSIC CONCLUDES)