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Man: Get out of the hole.
Get out of the hole now.

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On the ground.

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All the way on the ground.

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Where the hell did she go?

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Someone's gonna die tonight.

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Reporter: Halloween's
taken a dramatic turn

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since the jaycees haunted houses
of old.

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Every year, haunt owners attempt
to go bigger and badder,

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in their words, more extreme.

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Well, enough is enough.

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As you remember, last Halloween,

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more than 24 million people
watched the live feed

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of a young woman struggling
for air inside a buried coffin.

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Thankfully,
the police intervened,

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and the distraught victim was
left on the side of the road.

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To this day, the case is still
a mystery if it was, in fact,

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a holiday stunt
or attempted murder.

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A roaming underground haunt
known as the blue skeleton

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posted the video
despite long-standing rumors

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their group was just
an urban legend.

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We thought that haunting night
was the end of this story,

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but these five thrill-seekers

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went back into
the heart of darkness.

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What happened just
this past hallows' Eve

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was far more violent
and far more tragic

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than anyone could have imagined.

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A haunted-house road trip
for these childhood friends

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came to a bloody conclusion
that will,

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without a doubt, change
the scare industry forever.

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Bobby: We have a shot
if you don't screw it up.

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You don't say --
do not touch the word "extreme."

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No extreme haunts,

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-no buried alive.
-Okay.

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-Don't even...
-Obviously.

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...utter the word "blue."

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I just think
the word "haunted house"

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is going to make her not really
want to talk to us.

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Or maybe you
with the camera, also.

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Bobby: Say, "happy Halloween."
Knock on the door.

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Surprise!

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No.

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Zack: Happy Halloween?

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Whatever it is, no.

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Bobby: We're back!

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We got a little idea.
The game has changed.

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We just want to talk to you
for just like five minutes.

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Come join the gang again.

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Yes?

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Brandy: So, I mean,
i don't understand.

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Did they just, like,
have you come out

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and speak about haunted houses?

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To go to their haunts,

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and then we do marketing things
for them, and it's a big deal.

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They get to promote that coffin
girl is at their haunted house.

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Bobby: Though they're not
going to recognize you

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with that blond hair.

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That's not what
the people paid for.

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Yeah. Well

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I didn't want to be associated
with that anymore, so...

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Bobby: You have 24 million hits
on YouTube.

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-Yay.
-Your dad's not proud?

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Look, it's just not worth it.

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Bobby: Look, all they want to do
is we go out there.

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We rate it.
We go on social media.

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We say, "oh, thumbs-up.
This was a great haunt."

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That's all we have to do.
We roll through it.

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There's nothing extreme.

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They'll just be
different kind of haunts

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than we've ever done before.

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Brandy: I just don't know
why I have to go.

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Like, you guys can go.
You can do it.

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-Nobody cares --
-I'm not stopping you guys.

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Bobby:
Nobody cares about four guys.

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Like, they -- they saw you.
They saw you in the coffin.

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You're coffin girl, whatever
the fuck that means now.

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That's who they want
at their haunt.

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I mean, I love you guys,
but I can't. I can't do it.

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Bobby: Mikey's going.
Jeff's going.

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-They already said they're in.
-Great! They can all go!

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They want --
they want all of us.

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That doesn't mean that I want
to go or I have to go.

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You don't<i> have</i> to go,
but you should<i> want</i> to go.

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It's -- it's fun.

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It's doing it the right way
this time.

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We're getting paid.

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We're the haunted-house
aficionados now,

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and you're the celebrity draw,
coffin girl.

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Okay, money or no money,

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it's not gonna change
what happened the last time.

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Bobby: These are just different
kinds of haunts.

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It's not any of
the extreme shit, none of that.

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-That's what you say.
-They're not even --

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I ended up in the ground
last time, guys.

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I'm not doing it.

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Bobby: We had no idea
that was gonna happen.

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You know that.

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Okay, well, you have no idea
what's gonna happen

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this time, either,
so I'm not gonna do it.

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Bobby:
We have to have you.

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I'm not doing it.

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Zack:
Whatever.

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Bobby: Mikey.

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-Mike.
-What up?

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Bobby: Dude, we got to rethink
these first couple haunts

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without Brandy here.

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Um...

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World's most shocking
attraction?

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-What do you want to see?
-Titties.

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Adult content.

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Zack: Well, I'm gonna
do you one better

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because you got laser titties.

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Mikey: All right, so,
how do we get paid?

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Bobby: Show up, post pictures on
social media just like I said.

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It's easy money.

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Mikey: Zack, what's the name
of this one?

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Zack: Scream town,
eight different attractions.

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That's kind of funny.
Did you see that sign?

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Parking -- 20 bucks, and then
in blood, it's written, "free."

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Mikey: Yeah.

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Welcome to scream town.

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<i> Help me.</i>
<i> Please help me!</i>

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Bobby: There's Zack not missing
a photo op.

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Man: You step back!

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Bobby: Tell him your phobia.

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Nah. See if they find it.

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-What is it, boy?
-Nah.

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-Tell me.
-Nope.

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Snakes.

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Go! Now! Get in there!
Go in there!

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Man: Hey, look.

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She's been here.

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Zack: We found some places
that cross the line.

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Is there anything
like that out here?

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We come to that line

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and try to get there
as closely as possible.

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I mean, we want people to be
terrified when they leave here.

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When we hear people are sobbing,
we like to hear that.

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Zack: Bobby, look at that sign.

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That is the guy from
the haunted house last night.

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-These people --
-now I don't trust him.

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Zack: He's a magician.
No wonder he's up to no good.

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Mikey: Dual roles?
What the fuck?

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Bobby: That's amazing.

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Man: Paranoia quest.

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So we have here a few different
scenarios available for solving.

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We have our zombie apocalypse
where you have to find a cure

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from the zombies in order
to save the rest of the world.

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Zack: All right. Is there
anything else we should know

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before we go into this thing?

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Think about it this way.

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It's designed not to be
so much scary

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as actually to make it

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exciting and different
experience for you.

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-Put your hand on the thing.
-Put his handprint.

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We need a number.
Look, we need a code.

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Yeah, maybe you need
hand and code.

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All right.
The back of this is magnet,

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so it's stuck to --
it's stuck to metal somewhere.

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Oh, got it!

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Oh, it's the second half
of that.

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Okay. Look,
they're -- they're --

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we need the first half
of this one

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and the second half
of this one. Look.

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Mike, what are you doing?

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Please.
The battery is out.

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14 is on the periodic table.

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One minute, then one minute,
then three minutes,

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then two minutes,
then two minutes.

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I'm pretty sure it's not
the fibonacci sequence

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-to get out of here.
-Sweet.

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This is the thing we had to get.

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This unlocks this,
so now we need to use this.

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We can use it if we plug this

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into the battery thing
that was out there.

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It's the only thing I see.

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Put the battery in!

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Yes, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it!

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Female voice:
Authentification failed.

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Bobby:
Oh, they're gassing us.

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Female voice:
Authentification failed.

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Bobby:
Guess that means we lost.

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Female voice:
Authentification failed.

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-Hey, guys!
-Hey! Thank you.

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-That was a good time, man.
-Hey, Zack.

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So how did you like our
"escape the room" experience?

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That was cool.
That was different.

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You promised us
something original.

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-Cool.
-And we got it.

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Well, listen, I have
been around the world

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and to some crazy places,
and I can tell you

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if you're looking
for something extreme,

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something crazy,
seek out hellbent.

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Seek out hellbent?

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Yeah, you're right.
Seek out hellbent.

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Hellbent. Seek out hellbent.

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-All right. Will do.
-All right, cool.

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-Appreciate it.
-All right. Awesome.

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Bobby: All right.
It was nice meeting you, man.

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-I appreciate it.
-Absolutely.

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Bobby:
Thanks for having us.

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Hey, by the way,
when a Russian tells you

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to seek out something,
you don't do it.

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When a Russian says
he's been all around the world

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-and seen some crazy shit...
-Yeah.

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...you don't go where he says.

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Just as I do at all the haunts,
picked up my t-shirt.

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Bobby: You can't get
a t-shirt from here.

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You lost. We lost.
We're fucking losers.

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I experienced it, though.

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Bobby: Not experience.
You have to<i> finish</i> the haunt.

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You lost.
Loser.

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Brains.

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Bobby: Yeah.

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-Not worthy of the shirt.
-Nope.

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Bobby: So apparently
they shut this place down,

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like, in the 1800s.

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For what?

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Bobby:
For putting, like, animal parts

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and pieces of kids
in their soap.

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Pretty fucked up if it's true.

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Just makes for
a better haunted house.

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Say "uncle" loudly and clearly,
uncle,

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and someone will come
and take you back upstairs

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where it is warm and safe.

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Oh, look at this!

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Bring back memories, Mikey?

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Been in one of these before.

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Aah! Aaaah!

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"Twin peaks" mode.

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Nah, I'm good.

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-Wait. He -- he says
that I'm to go, Bobby.

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-Go!

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What?

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All right.

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Eat her.

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He's coming.

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But your child is great
for your mind.

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Get it out!

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--What the fuck?

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No. No.

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Stop that!

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Zack: What do you smell?
What do you smell?

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Let's go.
Come on.

249
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,500
Zack:
If you guys can't handle that,
you have no shot in Minneapolis.

250
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,671
What did you think
of the soap factory?

251
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,806
Dude, that's one of the best
ones I've been into.

252
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,741
It's a totally different feel.

253
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,510
Well, I mean, literally feel
because they can touch you.

254
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,744
They're not, like, hurting you,

255
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,213
but they're really,
really creepy.

256
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,414
Zack: Did they touch you
in no-no places?

257
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,616
No. Well, my beard
is a no-no place,

258
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,685
and a guy with, like,
a doctor's leather glove

259
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,487
was just slowly
caressing my beard,

260
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,555
and then he -- then he made me
dance with him.

261
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,779
We went to an art-gallery
haunted house,

262
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,648
and you didn't come.

263
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,351
They put me in a box, Brandy.
You wouldn't have liked that.

264
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,786
I don't know why you guys
can't say something like,

265
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,590
"hey, let's go
to a tropical island,"

266
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,459
or, "let's go to Europe."

267
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,661
Instead, you want
to go to Minnesota.

268
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,695
I'm not doing it.

269
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,835
Bobby: There he is, the man,
the myth, the legend.

270
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,538
So we've been here for two days.

271
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,206
You've missed three haunts

272
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,475
because you wanted
to take a bus.

273
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,743
Yeah, I'm a country boy!

274
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,645
I've got to get
my sights in, dude!

275
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,683
-You got some making up to do.
-I'm gonna make up for it.

276
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,652
-I got a rap ready.
-Oh, Jesus.

277
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,854
So we're gonna learn about
killer clowns this time around.

278
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,656
-It's gonna be awesome.
-So we're gonna --

279
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,491
-you're gonna rap for me?
-No, I --

280
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,293
Bobby:
We wrapped a gift for you.
We have a present.

281
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,661
Oh, you wrapped a gift.
Okay.

282
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,962
-You're gonna love it.
-Play on words.

283
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,564
-Yes.
-You're serious?

284
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,932
-You got me a gift?
-I got you a gift.

285
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,833
Thought you were just...
Fucking around.

286
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,735
-Right now for you.
-All right.

287
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,337
I mean,
you did take the bus here.

288
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,905
You deserve some kind
of consolation prize.

289
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,608
You're right. You're right.
Thank you for that.

290
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:17,715
Oh, wow! Halloween
wrapping paper, huh?

291
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,883
Can I open it?

292
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:22,687
Zack:
Nope. Just look at it.

293
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,989
Jeff: All right. I'm gonna
ravage this thing.

294
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,558
Box cutter would have been nice.

295
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,795
Bobby: You're complaining
about your gift?

296
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,997
I know.
Holy shit.

297
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,233
-Shut up.
-Mm-hmm.

298
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,768
Bobby:
We're gonna take that through
every haunt we go through.

299
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,605
Oh, my god.
This is so...

300
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,340
Dude, I've been
practicing at home

301
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,008
with, like, a little mini one.

302
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,943
-No, this is the real deal.
-This is really --

303
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,411
no, thank you very much.
This is awesome.

304
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,280
I can't believe
you guys did this.

305
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,915
Bobby: All right. Charge it up
and let's take it for a spin.

306
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,917
Got it. Thank you.

307
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,828
Okay.
I'll let you know.

308
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,630
All right.
Thanks.

309
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,365
I knew that would happen.

310
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,300
They don't even want us to come
if Brandy's not with us.

311
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,535
Bobby: God damn it.

312
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,771
Zack: They're paying double
what the other places paid,

313
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,540
and he basically canceled.

314
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,476
Bobby:
So he said, "no girl..."

315
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,278
He said, "don't even bother
coming if we don't have Brandy."

316
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,712
Bobby: What did I tell you?

317
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,714
Nobody gives a shit
about four guys coming in.

318
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,451
You know why they even called us
in the first place is about her.

319
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,522
She has got to come.

320
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,823
I-I'll talk to her again
tonight.

321
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,458
Zack: It's a hayride.
It's that easy.

322
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,660
I will talk to her again.

323
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,927
We've already expressed that she

324
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,529
doesn't have to do
extreme haunts,

325
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,864
and these haunts,
she doesn't to have to do it.

326
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,500
It's just gonna be fun,
easy shit.

327
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,001
Mike's got to go back.

328
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,337
He's got to go get the gopros
anyway tomorrow morning.

329
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,873
He goes back. If we can convince
her, even get her close,

330
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,075
he can go seal the deal
and bring her back.

331
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,810
Pays double, so...

332
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,978
-Great.
-It'll be fine.

333
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,446
I've known her the longest.

334
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,847
It's not gonna be
that hard when I'm there.

335
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,716
On the phone, it's tough,
but, I mean, she'll come.

336
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,084
-She knows that she has fun.
-It's easy we get her here --

337
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,485
we get her here for one haunt,

338
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,953
you know she's not
gonna go home.

339
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,522
Zack: Are other places
just gonna do this?

340
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,090
Yes, they do not want to see us.

341
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,692
I told you that
from the beginning.

342
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,694
We get her here, we're good.

343
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,564
Hey, brand.

344
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,966
This is my last-ditch effort
to get you out here.

345
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,602
Zack's lined up all this stuff,
and it's falling apart.

346
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,405
He's just freaking out.

347
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,973
He's bit off more
than he can chew.

348
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,077
And I know he needs the money.
We just need your help.

349
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,813
He lined up a doctor for you
to set your mind at ease.

350
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,715
She specializes in fear.

351
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,949
We need you.

352
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,855
Bobby: Are you happy to be back
in the saddle again?

353
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,591
Dude, I'm loving it, man.
I had such a blast last time.

354
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,694
I'm just so ready to get back
at it and just kind of --

355
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,429
I know there's so many places
we haven't been.

356
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:47,732
-I know we just started, so...
-I like that attitude.

357
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,000
He gets drug through an alley,
and he likes it.

358
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,937
Bobby: How did you end up in
the alley in the first place?

359
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,005
I thought I was following you.

360
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:58,109
Like, it was your hoodie,
your height.

361
00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,144
I was shouting at you.
I know it was loud as hell.

362
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,114
Everyone had masks on.
But...

363
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:04,815
And you just kept ignoring me,
kept walking.

364
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,751
Next thing I know,
there's five hillbilly assholes

365
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:10,521
coming after me, and they
dragged my ass down the alley.

366
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,826
Yeah, but, I mean, like,
that didn't feel fake.

367
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,461
You weren't there.
It didn't --

368
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,130
it felt like I couldn't breathe.

369
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:22,600
Like, I just thought
i was gonna die.

370
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,803
Mikey: But you didn't die.

371
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,772
Think about it. It's like
they said in "fight club."

372
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,408
Your breakfast never tasted
better the next morning.

373
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,510
-Right?
-I don't eat breakfast.

374
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,078
Mikey: Jesus Christ, Brandy.
Lunch, whatever.

375
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,881
I'm trying to console you.

376
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,149
I know. I get it.

377
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,850
It's just, you know,

378
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,119
and obviously I do this
because I love you guys,

379
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,723
but, you know, it's just crazy
the things I do for you

380
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,124
and your brother and Zack.

381
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,562
Mikey: Well,
it's that big of a deal.

382
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,665
We're getting paid this time.

383
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,067
I know you need the money.
You know sure as shit I do.

384
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,937
Anyways, so the good news is

385
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,673
there's going to be a zombie
run, so that'll be fun.

386
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,508
Mikey: We have to run?

387
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,445
I can't believe
she actually came.

388
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,913
She made it.

389
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,848
Not sure how Mikey
got her to come, but...

390
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,584
Who cares?
She's here.

391
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,686
Look who's back!

392
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,955
Ready for Halloween
adventures, part two?

393
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,657
Excited?

394
00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,626
Yep.

395
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,762
What's up, kids?

396
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,731
Can't believe you convinced me
to do it again, but...

397
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:32,870
Zack:
That's not that smile on the
Brandy face we were looking for.

398
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,039
Boop.

399
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,875
Bobby: We were scared, too.
I'm not saying that we weren't.

400
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,977
I mean,
they put us in the ground.

401
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,545
I get it.
I didn't --

402
00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:43,147
there was half of me
that just didn't know

403
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:47,151
what was gonna happen next,
and I hope that you just...

404
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,752
Nothing happened,
so we got over it,

405
00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,554
and here we are again.

406
00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,723
Brandy: Yeah, but everybody
handles things differently.

407
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,124
So...

408
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,261
-That's fine.
-Zack is always right, though.

409
00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,896
This is all part of the haunt.

410
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,965
Nothing's gonna happen.
We're not gonna get hurt.

411
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,800
As much bullshit
as that sounded like,

412
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,735
it actually turned out be true.

413
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,136
Yeah, I mean,
it's like when you know

414
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,239
something's good for you to do,

415
00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:11,108
but you don't necessarily want
to have to go through it.

416
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,010
Bobby: Do you know where
she's taking you,

417
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,745
where we're going
right now, though?

418
00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,180
Brandy: No.

419
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,816
Bobby: So she wants to talk
to you in a, uh...

420
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,520
I don't know if it's an old
prison or something like that,

421
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,722
these grounds that she works at
because she --

422
00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:27,291
she sometimes --
she wires people.

423
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,593
She captures heart rates,

424
00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,128
stuff like that, sends people
through haunted houses.

425
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,030
Like, she's actually
done studies,

426
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,865
scientific studies
that she's done that.

427
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,536
So she sends them through
these old prisons in the dark

428
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,771
and then just kind of takes
all the data she can.

429
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,073
And, I mean, I think that's part
of why she wrote that book.

430
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,776
I'm just saying.
Like, you don't --

431
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,545
like, if I was like,
"hey, guess what.

432
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,779
You have this really big thing

433
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,180
that happened to you
in your life,

434
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:54,051
and you're kind of
tormented about it.

435
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,287
Now, we're gonna sit there
and look at your inner,

436
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,122
deepest thoughts,
and we're gonna record it."

437
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,191
And why does every reality show
that exists on the planet,

438
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,660
there's a confessional booth?

439
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,028
'Cause that's what people
want to hear.

440
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,130
Brandy: Great.
Those people chose to do it.

441
00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,065
-I'm not.
-You're choosing to do it.

442
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,700
Brandy:
I'm choosing to do that,

443
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,670
but I don't have to choose
to allow you to film me.

444
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,338
-It is kind of dickish.
-I won't film --

445
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,273
-thank you, Jeff.
-Hey, pipe down, peanut gallery.

446
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,275
-Yeah.
-I don't know.

447
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,778
Brandy:
What do you want me to say?
You want me to say yes?

448
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,212
I'll think about it.

449
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:23,781
Zack: That's my favorite answer
you give.

450
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,816
"I'll think about it."

451
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:31,188
Because no means no, but
"i think about it" means yes.

452
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,823
Brandy: I mean, how did you
get into this?

453
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:35,025
Like, because I'm trying
to get out of this.

454
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,828
And you immerse
yourself in it, you know.

455
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,864
Well, I've always really
liked being scared,

456
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:45,970
but, of course, you know, fear,
true trauma is awful.

457
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,305
But there are a lot of ways
that we can enjoy it

458
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,240
and a lot of ways
that we can grow from it,

459
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,710
so I really wanted to try
and figure out, you know,

460
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:55,813
how we can engage
with scary things in a way

461
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,716
that will make us feel good
and will even help us grow.

462
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,117
-Mm-hmm
-so I just...

463
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,853
I've been studying fear
and voluntary engagement

464
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,990
with negative high-arousal
stimuli, as we say...

465
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,858
Brandy: What was that?

466
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:12,363
...for the past 10 years or so
and looking at the boundaries

467
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:17,134
between when fear is fun
and when fear is traumatizing.

468
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,870
So how many attractions
have you been to?

469
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,071
I mean, I don't
even know anymore.

470
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,806
Maybe like 50.

471
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,808
-Wow. That's a lot.
-Yeah.

472
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,211
It's really hard
not having free will...

473
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,246
-Right.
-...You know, and not being able

474
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,383
to tap out when you want to.

475
00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:36,286
I didn't know if I was gonna die
or if they were gonna stop

476
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,855
and come out and laugh at me.

477
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,390
-Right.
-You know?

478
00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:42,393
So for me, like, that's always
been the hardest part is,

479
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:45,429
who knows what would have
happened if, you know,

480
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,997
if the police didn't come?

481
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,033
These people that
I've cared about so much

482
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,901
and that are so close to me

483
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:54,004
would put me in any situation
that --

484
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:57,775
I mean, they couldn't have
known, but I was just angry.

485
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,877
You know, it was a lot of anger.

486
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:03,180
And they just want to keep going
to these and going to these,

487
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,183
and we have so many more,
and they don't --

488
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,887
they can't even comprehend
what I'm feeling.

489
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,321
-Right.
-So they don't --

490
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,123
it's just --
it's not the same for them.

491
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:16,960
Right. It never became real
for them the way it did for you.

492
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,462
-That's the scary part is...
-Yeah.

493
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,898
...knowing whether you can
trust your friends and,

494
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,966
you know, knowing that
your friends have your back

495
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:26,336
and are not trying
to pull one over but, you know,

496
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,405
be there with you
for the experience

497
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:32,209
instead of making you
the experience.

498
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,778
Can you see a scenario
where, you know,

499
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,480
going through these attractions
might be a way

500
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,783
to not really get back at them,

501
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:42,186
but kind of reclaim it
for yourself, you know,

502
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,355
to do it for yourself
despite them,

503
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:49,159
you know, to kind of say,
"no, I want to do this

504
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,929
and recapture the fun
that I used to have"?

505
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,397
Do you think that's something --

506
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,100
have you ever tried
reminding yourself that,

507
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,935
"everything in this
environment is fake.

508
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:01,305
I know nothing is really
going to hurt me.

509
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:05,342
You know, this is something
that is supposed to be fun."

510
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,144
Brandy:
I want to say that I can,

511
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:10,347
but every time I go through one
of these haunted houses,

512
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:13,050
I just -- I'm taken back.

513
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,415
Here it goes.

514
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,490
Mikey: Halloween would not be
the same without you.

515
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,893
-Yeah, well, we'll see.
-This is --

516
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,095
I'm having second thoughts
already.

517
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,897
-We got a drone.
-Do I get a beer?

518
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,466
It's not a beer.
This is absinthe.

519
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:06,069
All right.
Did that like a man.

520
00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,271
-Man.
-That was good, sir.

521
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,839
Thank you.
Look at the alcohol --

522
00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,574
look at the alcohol content.

523
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:14,044
-Mikey is gonna get a little...
-66.6%.

524
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,880
Michael's got a special,
I'll call it an outfit,

525
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,215
coming his way.

526
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,550
Jeff: I don't know, Zack.

527
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,451
Should I really be
drinking and droning?

528
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,387
-That's a little unsafe.
-Drinking and --

529
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,389
-drinking and droning?
-Drinking and droning, bro.

530
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,291
-It's a little unsafe.
-That's good.

531
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,393
Is this really gonna
put hair on my chest?

532
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,128
Bobby: No. Nothing will.

533
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:35,332
No crazy stuff.

534
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,334
-Like this?
-We told you that before.

535
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,436
Okay. Zack, I'm being serious.

536
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:42,439
Brandy, we are going
on a hayride.

537
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,374
-It's a haunted hayride.
-Yeah, but it's a hayride.

538
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,343
-Whoo.
-It's not crazy.

539
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,378
Brandy:
Okay. I'm serious.

540
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:52,049
Man: Anoka, Minnesota, is the
Halloween capital of the world.

541
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,851
Man: You guys got good
haunted houses up there?

542
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,220
-That I could not tell you.
-All right.

543
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,956
They're known as the Halloween
capital of the world.

544
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,624
As to why they're known
as that, I don't know.

545
00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:02,259
Maybe they were the ones
that started it.

546
00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,627
Man:
We need to find out.

547
00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:05,362
You're on main, Mike.

548
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,930
I'm gonna make a right here.

549
00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:10,500
We are on main street
of anoka, Minnesota.

550
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:14,204
Supposedly, this is the
Halloween capital of the world.

551
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,107
We're trying to figure
that out, though.

552
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:21,211
I think maybe
we should ask a local.

553
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,613
Oh, there's a skeleton.

554
00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:25,515
Let's get right over here.

555
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,218
-This is Halloween in the city.
-Yeah. Look at that guy.

556
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,420
Zack: What does it say?
"I survived."

557
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,626
Mikey:
Ah, these old people, they've
been here for a long time.

558
00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,594
I bet they know.
Let's ask them.

559
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,263
-How are you?
-Hi!

560
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,898
How are you?
Who are you?

561
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,432
Mikey:
We're just roaming around

562
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,434
looking for the best Halloween
towns and haunted houses.

563
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,637
Oh, this is a great one.

564
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,505
They started trick-or-treating
in this town.

565
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,274
-Yeah.
-Can you tell us that?

566
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,542
-Thank you for the answer.
-This guy knows the answer.

567
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,678
-The reason this is --
-who are you guys?

568
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,915
We're filming about haunted
houses and Halloween and things.

569
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,316
-Oh! Oh, yeah. Okay.
-So tell us.

570
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,019
This is the Halloween
capital of the world.

571
00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,620
Why is that?

572
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,389
How did you find it?
That's the main question.

573
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,291
-We googled it.
-No. No.

574
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:11,995
The reason is that they started
trick-or-treating here.

575
00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,497
How so?

576
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:17,701
And rather than the kids
pushing over, like, bathrooms

577
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,704
and outdoors and, you know, eggs
and throwing stuff all around...

578
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,205
Well, they used to
tip over garbage cans.

579
00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,041
...community thought
it would be good,

580
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,309
so they started
trick-or-treating.

581
00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,044
So they said,
"why don't these kids,

582
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,345
-instead of doing bad things..."
-This is a lovely town.

583
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,414
Anoka, Halloween
capital of the world.

584
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:37,054
Zack:
Do you think Brandy has any idea
we're going to an r-rated haunt?

585
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,356
Nope, that's the best part.

586
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:42,059
I think there's a dog in there.

587
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:55,339
Only we would find the Halloween
capital of the world

588
00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,341
in the middle of nowhere.

589
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,647
Dead end, Brandy.
I say it's foreshadowing.

590
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,583
Mm. I love foreshadowing.

591
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,720
Ooh, a thrift store.

592
00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:11,989
I'm just happy because
i feel like this is,

593
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:15,225
like, the kids' version
of Halloween.

594
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,361
Yep. We're going
on the kid version.

595
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,729
We haven't done a haunted
hayride yet, have we?

596
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:20,263
Nope.

597
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:21,565
I don't understand
how it can be that scary.

598
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,503
Well, after what we've seen,
i have no idea.

599
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,272
Mikey: I'm just saying.
I don't know how it's that scary

600
00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:32,476
when you're all bundled up
together in the back of a truck.

601
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,044
It's freezing.

602
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,279
Well, I mean,
he's paying us to come out here.

603
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,647
-I'm fine with it.
-It's a hayride, though.

604
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,216
How scary is it gonna be?

605
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,550
I'll get paid to do
any hayride possible.

606
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:41,785
This sounds great.

607
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,086
And I'm completely fine
with that.

608
00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,454
This is farm boy's place.

609
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,689
Jeff: I thought it was gonna
be a little tame,

610
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,257
but by the scare --
the scream --

611
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,292
Jeff, did you take hayrides
on your farm?

612
00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,761
-Hey, Zack?
-Yes!

613
00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,063
Glad you could make it out
on such short notice.

614
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,731
-Yeah, man!
-Thanks for coming out!

615
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,235
Yeah, no problem. This looks
cool by the sounds I'm hearing.

616
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,070
We're sitting
on about 160 acres.

617
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,573
We border -- we border about
10,000 acres of game reserve.

618
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,809
So when we bury
you guys out there,

619
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,743
nobody will be able to find you.

620
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,478
Don't -- don't say that.

621
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,381
I told her.
I said, "it's just a hayride!"

622
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,216
Yeah, it's just a hayride.

623
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,385
The guys, you pay us
a couple hundred bucks,

624
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,354
the guys are down,
but the girl...

625
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,789
-Not so much.
-I'm not going back in there.

626
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,424
-A little skittish.
-Yeah.

627
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,558
Well, let's go!
Let's head up to the entrance.

628
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,826
Yeah, where's the entrance?

629
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,081
Bobby:
There's 3,000 people there.

630
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,316
I mean, they've got
to have something to do.

631
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,218
How do you compare yourself
to some of the other haunts,

632
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,720
some of the other crazy stuff
people are doing?

633
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,290
You know, we're not --
i know that some of the --

634
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:56,693
kind of one of the trends
would be to go as extreme

635
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,262
as you possibly can,
some blue skeleton.

636
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,664
That's not really
what we're about.

637
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,266
We try and straddle
the razor's edge

638
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,202
between family-friendly

639
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:08,271
and still entertaining
for the 21-plus crowd.

640
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:12,609
So we're edgy, but I wouldn't
say we're over-the-top extreme.

641
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,344
Man: What have you heard about
some of the extreme haunts,

642
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,745
like, up in the north?

643
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,314
Because it's kind of
our first time up here.

644
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,117
What have you heard
that people are doing?

645
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,186
Stealing peoples' shoes,
putting them in coffins,

646
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:25,489
driving them around
and then just leaving them,

647
00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,558
and they're, like, maybe
a half-mile away from the haunt,

648
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,695
and they have no clue
how to get back.

649
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:33,797
You know, put bags
over your heads,

650
00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,866
spray that bag with water,

651
00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:38,368
make it kind of hard to breathe.

652
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,636
Man: They're waterboarding
people now?

653
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,172
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Wow.

654
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,607
Anything to get a scare, right?

655
00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,175
Man: I hear you on that.

656
00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:58,522
So we want to do that stuff.

657
00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,390
Like, we actually --
i want to know.

658
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,259
Where should we go?

659
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:05,262
Try the corn maze down there.
That's a pretty awesome show.

660
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,930
Where is that from here?

661
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:10,800
It's out towards
exit 99 off of i-5,

662
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:13,403
real close to that, 93rd street.

663
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,505
Is it extreme, though?
Like...

664
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,274
I wouldn't call it extreme.

665
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,543
Because I've got people
with me that are, like --

666
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,811
I want the craziest place
you can think of.

667
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,181
Man:
You don't have people with you.
You want to go, dickhead.

668
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,550
Well, no. I want to go,
but some people,

669
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,919
Mikey and Brandy,
might not be able to take it.

670
00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:30,854
But we're still going --
we want to push them to the edge

671
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,622
if you know what I mean.

672
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,692
Well, I don't know that
that's "push it to the edge."

673
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,896
The only place I know of is
you want to seek out hellbent.

674
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,332
That will push you
to the very edge.

675
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,301
-Hellbent.
-Hellbent.

676
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,670
All right.
I know you're down.

677
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:49,272
Man: That's the second time
we've been told that.

678
00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:50,607
Where'd you hear about hellbent?

679
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,375
You hear about it
everywhere in the network,

680
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,644
-the haunted-house network.
-See?

681
00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,313
That's what everybody's
talking about.

682
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,380
Exactly.

683
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,282
Get you guys up to the front.

684
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:00,450
So are you guys ready
to do this?

685
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,785
-Yeah.
-Let's do it.

686
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:03,920
This is benefits
of being put in a coffin.

687
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,931
Ah!

688
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,601
-Oh, my god!
-It's vibrating!

689
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,503
I can't take it!
Oh, my god!

690
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,706
They are gonna get on.

691
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:27,510
...house and now we're putting
you through a haunted house.

692
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:32,782
No. Technically, it's a hayride,
zombie 5k,

693
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,385
and a zombie pub crawl,
not haunted houses.

694
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:36,720
-Fair?
-Yeah.

695
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,622
-Stay true to our word.
-Yep.

696
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:41,758
Yeah, you didn't go
to soapbox -- the soap factory.

697
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,894
Yeah, we go to an art-exhibit
haunted house,

698
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:45,962
and you're not there.

699
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,531
Brandy: No.

700
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,734
Jeff, what kind of barn is this?

701
00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:53,703
-Aah!
-Christ!

702
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,272
Oh, god!

703
00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:59,709
This is definitely
a special kind of barn.

704
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,711
Oh, that feels lovely, though.

705
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,798
You smell different
when you're awake!

706
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,936
That's a new line.
I like that.

707
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,872
Oh, look, it's like a catacomb.

708
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,040
Brandy:
Oh, god. Oh, god.

709
00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,474
-I don't see anybody.
-Oh!

710
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,475
That guy just went
on my shoulder!

711
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,582
Aah!

712
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:44,554
- Oh, god.

713
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,359
Zack: They can't even -- they're
doing better than they are!

714
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,695
They're jumping
out of the front!

715
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,930
Oh, guy just rolled.
Jeff, did you see that?

716
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:57,634
That guy rolled off the back!

717
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,803
Got to move him up. Should i
say, "Jeff, change with me"?

718
00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:02,372
That chainsaw touching you
like that is...

719
00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,741
-Chain on it.
-Yeah.

720
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,810
Brandy, there's your --
there's your out.

721
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,713
-There's the rv.
-Home sweet home.

722
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,948
Zack: Couldn't be too far
from civilization.

723
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:15,585
--Oh, my god!

724
00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,758
Woman: Have fun!
Just watch your step!

725
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,794
Ohh.

726
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,364
Zack: See, Brandy?
Easiest money you've ever made.

727
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,773
-Aah!
-What the fuck?

728
00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,609
-Ow! Ow!
-Hey, guys, wait up!

729
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,613
Guys, wait up!

730
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,703
That clown,
when people were like,

731
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,605
"oh, my god,
i recognize you!"

732
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:11,741
Was like, "oh, shit, you caught
me on 'to catch a predator.'"

733
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,443
oh, yeah.

734
00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,746
-Yeah!
-Oh, you g-- oh.

735
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,581
-That was important to us.
-You guys are amazing.

736
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,551
I fricking love you guys.

737
00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,753
-Yeah?
-Oh. Thank you guys so much.

738
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,888
What was your name?
What was your name?

739
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,189
-Clicks.
-Clicks. Mikey.

740
00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,757
-Nice to meet you.
-You made our night.

741
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,025
You made our night.
I mean it, man.

742
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,593
You guys made my night,
like, seriously.

743
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,995
I love you guys.

744
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:33,696
All right.
Thanks, man.

745
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,972
Zack:
Dude, let's go to that haunt.

746
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:46,042
Brandy: No. I'm not doing
haunted houses.

747
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,211
Jeff, you got 6.7 miles,

748
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:51,514
and then you stay on it here
to fearing.

749
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,458
Man:
Whoa! Was that a pumpkin?

750
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:08,865
Have you ever done
the zombie pub crawl?

751
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,967
I have. It's actually
on that newspaper there.

752
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,036
-A few years ago, I made --
-oh, nice, got in the paper.

753
00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,737
Woman:
Yeah, I made the paper.

754
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:17,106
I have to eat in the zombie
brains-eating contest.

755
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,050
-Brandy, you're up!
-Now, it's just, like,

756
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,018
an inside joke
between my friends and I.

757
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,854
I was like --

758
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,690
I should probably shut my mouth
when that's coming my way.

759
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,965
Man: Bobby, are you eating
in the contest?

760
00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,800
You can eat with that on, too?

761
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,568
Yeah.

762
00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:47,237
Kobayashi is going to
kick our ass,

763
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,771
so it doesn't really matter.

764
00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,206
Man: I know,
but it doesn't matter, dude.

765
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,975
It's about how you look.

766
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:56,246
He's 120 pounds, and you're
still not a threat to him.

767
00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:58,748
That's gross, which is awesome.

768
00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,917
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

769
00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,553
I'm was smiling. I was just
doing my growl in the picture,

770
00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:04,921
and I'm like, "cool."

771
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:06,256
Is that the outfit
you're wearing?

772
00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:07,857
That's a good outfit for it.

773
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,292
-You're probably --
-i got something --

774
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:12,128
- it's getting to where --
-sorry.

775
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:23,172
Bobby: Mike, get your suit on.
Zombie pub crawl, next exit.

776
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:33,116
The brain-eating championship
is at gluek's in the...

777
00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:35,251
Where are we now?

778
00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:38,821
-Dude, are those intestines?
-I'm taking Brandy's job over.

779
00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:40,890
Here we are.

780
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,159
What are you
wearing tonight, Michael?

781
00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:08,117
Man:
Zack, we got to post this.

782
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,904
-It's working.
-I killed --

783
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,373
-i killed my husband tonight.
-That's terrible.

784
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,275
Bobby, what time?

785
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:35,945
How are you enjoying your time
at the zombie pub crawl?

786
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,703
Man: Give me that!

787
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,247
We got brain tacos, people,

788
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,817
a recipe made by our friend
Andrew zimmern.

789
00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,754
The record for most ever eaten

790
00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:19,822
was 54 by Joey Chestnut.

791
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,059
I hope to see that
blown away tonight.

792
00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,061
We have two brothers
here tonight.

793
00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:28,965
Put your hands together
for Mr. Bobby roe!

794
00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,937
There he is.

795
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:39,709
Put your hands together
for Mikey roe!

796
00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:44,180
And he's the sharpest-dressed
man here today.

797
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:47,817
Look at this handsome,
handsome man!

798
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:52,455
A four-headed beast of
eating badassery, mini kiss!

799
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:57,060
All right. Our last competitor
needs no introduction.

800
00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:59,429
All the way from Japan,

801
00:44:59,431 --> 00:45:01,864
he holds many,
many wins and records,

802
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,366
including eight
guinness records.

803
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,268
The champion
of the world-famous

804
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,371
Nathan's hot dog
eating contest at coney island,

805
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,074
where his rookie appearance
doubled the previous record

806
00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,409
of 25 dogs in 12 minutes.

807
00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:16,179
He's even beaten a record
that was previously held

808
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:21,150
by a fucking 1,000-pound kodiak
bear at the Texas state fair.

809
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:25,088
Standing at 5'8",
weighing 135 pounds,

810
00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:28,291
takeru kobayashi!

811
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,998
Yeah!

812
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,736
Let him hear it!

813
00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,972
Start the clock!

814
00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,273
All right.

815
00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:49,378
Eating legend kobayashi.

816
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:54,383
He grabbed the record for most
tacos here with 54 2 years ago.

817
00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:56,753
We're gonna break that tonight,
aren't we?

818
00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:58,855
Slow down!
Make some noise!

819
00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:03,526
Kobayashi is blowing
through the competition.

820
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,828
I just stepped in brains.

821
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,130
Fuck!

822
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:09,098
Round of applause
for kobayashi!

823
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:13,970
Takeru kobayashi, the legend!

824
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,906
Mini kiss is
tapping out, I think!

825
00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:21,144
Mini catman is like,
"nuts to this."

826
00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:24,781
We're gonna go fight
the phantom of the --

827
00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:28,451
10, 9, 8, 7,

828
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:33,422
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

829
00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:40,563
Kobayashi!

830
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,472
97 eaten!

831
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:53,242
He's gonna blow.
Everybody back up!

832
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:01,450
It's like --

833
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:04,887
it just sits --

834
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:24,473
now, what is the
most disgusting food

835
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:27,410
that you've ever had to eat
during an eating competition?

836
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,513
Oh, my god. Having to
eat brains, the brains.

837
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,949
-What you ate tonight?
-Yes. That's right.

838
00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,584
Why was it so gross?

839
00:47:34,586 --> 00:47:40,323
Because they're stinky,
and they're mixed with alcohol,

840
00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,425
and it tastes so bad.

841
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:46,362
So in the -- in the whole world,
for all the competitions,

842
00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,298
tonight, in Minneapolis,
this was the most disgusting?

843
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,201
Mm-hmm. Exactly.
Exactly.

844
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,337
-Thanks.
-Thank you.

845
00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:19,095
Mike, let's go!

846
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,552
I feel like you guys ruined
my game, first of all.

847
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,288
Just gonna put that out there.

848
00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,390
I would like to see you
put out game one time, then.

849
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,158
Can you drive?

850
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,595
-Yeah, why?
-'Cause you seem fucked up.

851
00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:54,130
Not --

852
00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,501
-was that --
-you drive.

853
00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:02,438
-How are those fries?
-Cold as shit.

854
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,607
Better than zombie brains,
that's for fucking sure.

855
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,310
They said there's
30,000 people tonight.

856
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:08,644
It was way nuttier.

857
00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:09,979
It was more fun
than bourbon street.

858
00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,447
Well, yeah, because everybody,

859
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,182
they just love
getting fucked up,

860
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,951
and they can walk
around like zombies.

861
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,185
-Ah!
-Does it hurt?

862
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,554
Zack:
Just do it one -- one swoop.

863
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:22,258
- Aah!

864
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,660
No, no, no.
I'm not kidding. Don't to it.

865
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,500
Jeff: Hopefully, I don't
hit these trees.

866
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,502
Zack: I feel like we could
Gauge traffic this way.

867
00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:36,605
Like, you could send it up,
like, a mile and reroute us.

868
00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,307
Better than Google ma--
Jeff maps.

869
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,508
Better than Jeff maps.

870
00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:41,344
It's following along.

871
00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,479
I told you,
1,500 feet is the high--

872
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,747
I got it up there high
right now.

873
00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:46,749
It's about at 900.

874
00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,584
Bobby: Do you tell girls
you're a pilot?

875
00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:53,356
Just -- keep it piling on.
I like all these titles.

876
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:57,360
It's kind of like playing
a video game, Bobby.

877
00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,428
Bobby: Up, up, down, down,
left, right, left, right,

878
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,097
select, a, b, a, b, start?

879
00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,532
No, you got it wrong.
A, b, a, b, select, start.

880
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,101
Say it again?

881
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:08,371
Up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right,

882
00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,406
a, b, select, start, I think?

883
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,241
-99 lives.
-I don't know.

884
00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:13,476
Jeff:
You're going to need them all.

885
00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:23,285
See that, Brandy?
You're gonna get a little wet.

886
00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:24,520
Yoo-hoo!

887
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,188
Bobby: So basically,
we came 900 miles

888
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,124
to play capture the flag.

889
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,760
Zack:
Yep, researching right now.

890
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:33,496
It's, like, a picture,

891
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:35,498
like, flag football,
and people run up.

892
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,333
Zombies run up.
They grab your flag.

893
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,667
If you can make it
through the whole 5k

894
00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:41,437
with both flags on,
then you win.

895
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:43,072
Bobby: And it's all
in the daylight, bran,

896
00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:44,507
so nothing bad can happen.

897
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:46,375
So people are running the 5k,

898
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,577
and they're also sprinting
away from people.

899
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,379
Makes it a little bit
harder for the people

900
00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,680
that are actually
gunning to win.

901
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,449
You're gonna be
sprinting towards people

902
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,351
because I signed you up
to be a zombie.

903
00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:59,155
So you will be chasing us
or anyone else.

904
00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:00,556
-Oh.
-So you preselect everything?

905
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,258
Zach:
Yeah, no. You have the option,

906
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,226
if you pay a little bit more,
you can be a zombie.

907
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,228
So Mikey is going to
get to be a zombie.

908
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,830
Do I get to dress up
as a zombie?

909
00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:09,632
Zack: They're gonna put makeup
on you, a costume.

910
00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:11,634
Yeah. I don't have to
run the whole time.

911
00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,669
I just have to be able --
some wind sprint.

912
00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,105
Just sprint after people.
That's fantastic.

913
00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,576
Man: Hey, everyone's got to
be up at sunrise tomorrow.

914
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,178
All right?

915
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,680
Home sweet home for one night.

916
00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:28,851
Man: Where are the rest
of the idiots?

917
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,386
I don't know. You're gonna
have to get Mike up

918
00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:31,687
because, I swear to god,
he's hit snooze

919
00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,255
for the past 45 minutes,

920
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,257
and I cannot hear that sound
go off again.

921
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,859
Man: Mike, let's go!

922
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:30,579
Man: Music will play upon
the course of this event.

923
00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,915
When the music stops,

924
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:38,687
you're either one of us
or one of them.

925
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,857
28 days.

926
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:44,193
28 weeks.

927
00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:50,666
The question is,
can you survive 28 minutes?

928
00:52:51,736 --> 00:52:56,839
Go!

929
00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:07,936
Jeff: So how was it?
Was it fun?

930
00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,405
It was good.
It was good.

931
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:10,606
I mean, I'm soaked, but...

932
00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,641
Just good?
Well, you got to rate it.

933
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:13,876
Yeah, fuck you.

934
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,010
Hey, Brandy,
you've got to rate it.

935
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:17,513
Was it four skulls, five skulls?

936
00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:19,315
Four skulls.
Four skulls.

937
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,083
Jeff: Four skulls. That looked
badass with the drone.

938
00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:24,420
Water, subway, helicopters.

939
00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:26,355
What else you want?

940
00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:28,857
Way more fun than
a haunted house for you?

941
00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:30,726
And I got a workout in, so...

942
00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,528
I got to find Zack.

943
00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,440
Yo, Bob. Take a look.

944
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:23,879
Guys, come here!
Look at this.

945
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,749
"Seek out hellbent."

946
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,384
Zack: Well, there it is again.

947
00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:30,953
We're going there
tomorrow night.

948
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:32,955
"Seek out hellbent."

949
00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:39,595
Might get scared.

950
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,457
Jeff, you had big titties
in your face.

951
00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:10,559
Now you're gonna
get laser titties.

952
00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,528
Jeff: Only because Brandy
changed her rule.

953
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:15,864
Brandy:
Ugh! I cannot believe you guys
got me to do this again.

954
00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,900
Man: It's an adult experience,
not a haunt.

955
00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:20,002
Two words -- adults only.

956
00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:21,970
I don't know how that's
different than the other
haunts we've been to,

957
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,939
but none of them
have ever said it.

958
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,607
Man:
Stop saying laser titties.
That doesn't mean anything.

959
00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,009
It will.

960
00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,514
Drank gasoline.

961
00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,017
He's drinking gasoline.

962
00:57:35,019 --> 00:57:38,220
Brandy:
Whoo! Yeah!

963
00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:42,791
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, step right up.

964
00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:50,732
Halloween season is in the air,
and I don't know about you guys,

965
00:57:50,734 --> 00:57:52,634
but I would trade
all the other holidays

966
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:53,836
for just one more of these.

967
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,938
I'll be honest with you.
Right?

968
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:59,241
You prove to me that
anything I do is fake,

969
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,110
I will give you $10,000
on the spot.

970
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,912
-Yeah!
-Whoo!

971
00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:47,789
Happy Halloween!

972
00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:50,058
Well, thank you guys
so much for coming out

973
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,127
-to chambers of horror.
-Yeah, of course.

974
00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:53,729
Yeah, it's awesome
having you guys out.

975
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,063
It's really cool.

976
00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:56,632
I've heard this is
an r-rated haunted house.

977
00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,700
It's definitely r-rated,

978
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:02,738
lot of simulated nudity
and just weird stuff like that.

979
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:04,540
It's, you know, thing is,

980
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,974
you're not going to
scare everybody.

981
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,143
We were kind of the idiots

982
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,946
that came up with most
of this new stuff.

983
00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:12,981
It's like, how many times
can we spray people

984
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,183
in the face
with water or fake jizz

985
00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:17,853
or whatever it is that happens?

986
00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:20,055
-Real jizz.
-It may or may not be.

987
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,758
If you taste it,
it's kind of salty.

988
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,259
I bet.

989
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,795
You should never, ever,
ever lick something

990
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:28,597
that lands on your face
in a haunted house.

991
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:31,934
That's how herpes
and unwanted pregnancies start.

992
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,669
-Not for the kiddies.
-I'd love that.

993
00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,103
-I thought it was great.
-That's right.

994
00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:37,773
Not for the kiddies
but for the three titties.

995
00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:39,174
-Look at that.
-Holy shit.

996
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,776
Look at those titties.

997
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,016
Man: Welcome.
If you seek an emergency,

998
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,818
help will be given.

999
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,687
We are here to help you.

1000
00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,288
But under obamacare,

1001
00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:57,292
your vaccination against
the outbreak are not covered.

1002
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,730
This way, assholes.

1003
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:04,066
"This way, assholes."

1004
01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:07,703
Clean, clean, surprisingly.

1005
01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:09,371
Oh, sorry,
i forgot you, sir.

1006
01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,375
Saw that coming.

1007
01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,043
Found the whore
of the group right here.

1008
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:17,980
I bet you'd suck and fuck
any goddamn dick you seen,

1009
01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:19,181
wouldn't you?

1010
01:00:19,183 --> 01:00:21,683
...the headache here
to the sore ass,

1011
01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:24,252
or is it just another fun
fudge-packing session, huh?

1012
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,956
It's a redneck fiasco
of debauchery and insaneness.

1013
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:31,393
That's what cool about doing it,
the extreme haunt.

1014
01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,630
You're just say,
"fuck the world." You know?

1015
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:37,165
Brandy: And with an extreme
haunt, is there any limitations

1016
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:39,167
that people won't go to,
do you find?

1017
01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,403
Or do you think it's kind of
a free-for-all?

1018
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,139
Well, the market seems like
it's getting crazy stupid.

1019
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,909
There's some people that call
snuff clubs haunted houses now.

1020
01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:50,145
And, uh, you know,
hackjob's thing,

1021
01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,314
it goes extreme as you
want it to nowadays.

1022
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,751
Man: You must be waiting
on the granny tranny gangbang!

1023
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:59,154
Wait until you see
my next little fuck puppet!

1024
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,856
Did you finger-blast
that hand again?

1025
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:02,357
Man: ...This fucking ass

1026
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:06,161
and give you a double-donkey
mark you'll never forget.

1027
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,030
Little cotton swab up
your dick hole,

1028
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,431
make sure there
ain't shit all in there.

1029
01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,767
We gonna get you
cleaned up nice.

1030
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,235
After you've gotten
the vaccination,

1031
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:16,071
don't worry because
then you got to get armed up

1032
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:17,739
and ready to do.

1033
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,941
Once everything is all set,
the doctor wait's short.

1034
01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:23,412
Come on.
Follow me this way!

1035
01:01:23,414 --> 01:01:26,682
Holy shit.
She just shot that dude.

1036
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,417
We have to get the eggs
out of her anus,

1037
01:01:28,419 --> 01:01:31,119
so we're going to apply
a gentle laxative.

1038
01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,322
Might I ask for an assistant?

1039
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:36,992
Come on! Push, cunt, push!

1040
01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,927
Oh, fuck it!

1041
01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,462
Oh, oh.

1042
01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:42,397
If you want to die,
you should probably go that way

1043
01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:44,066
before we shove it in your anus.

1044
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:45,267
I heard he wanted...

1045
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,469
No.

1046
01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,771
What the fuck is this?

1047
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:53,942
Damn it! You don't know
what they do to us in here.

1048
01:01:55,979 --> 01:01:57,846
--Ha, look at that!

1049
01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:59,748
-Looks like you two guys.
-Ah!

1050
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:10,392
What the fuck?

1051
01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,294
Jeff:
Brandy, Brandy, let's go.

1052
01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:14,096
Stay away from them.

1053
01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:33,081
Man: We've been waiting for you
all night.

1054
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,317
Laser titties.

1055
01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:45,360
Go, go, fucking go!
Get out of here, go, hard!

1056
01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:47,529
Get out of here now!

1057
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:54,803
Help me.
Please, you got to help me.

1058
01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:57,439
You come in here now, bitch.
You come with me.

1059
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,441
Get your fucking ass up here.

1060
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:03,178
Now, look, that's what she get
for using her titties now.

1061
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,380
We gonna have us an orgy here,

1062
01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:08,083
have us a good time, now,
ain't we?

1063
01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:09,985
-Shut up!
-I'm sorry.

1064
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:12,554
Come on. She jacked up
on that swamp juice!

1065
01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:15,957
-Yeah. Oh!
-Oh, my god!

1066
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,026
Please don't rape me.
Please don't rape me.

1067
01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:21,296
Have us a good time.
Yeah.

1068
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,999
Come in. Come in.

1069
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,434
I've been expecting you.
I need more children.

1070
01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:35,844
Come in, children.

1071
01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,213
Line your backs up
against the wall.

1072
01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:40,916
I've been expecting you,
yes, yes.

1073
01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:43,385
Man: Keep your eyes open,
your mouths closed.

1074
01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,094
Here we go!
Move! Move!

1075
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:04,072
And I'm gonna pick up
one of these when we're done.

1076
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,308
Man: How many of those shirts
do you have?

1077
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:09,611
-Let's go.
-Nice.

1078
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,548
Break it down.

1079
01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,250
Step forward.

1080
01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:21,122
You know you're beautiful,
mesmerizing.

1081
01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,360
Come.

1082
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:37,339
Brandy: Jeff, where did
everybody else go?

1083
01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:42,210
Jeff: How the hell do we
get out of here?

1084
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:01,263
Yes.

1085
01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:06,034
You only escaped 'cause
i let you, but not this time.

1086
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,333
Oh, fuck you guys.

1087
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,343
Look, I know you brought us
out here,

1088
01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,211
but this is fucking too far.

1089
01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:51,579
What?
Who are you talking about?

1090
01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,449
Brandy: Look, who is on this?
Who is this guy?

1091
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,251
Jeff:
Dude, take a look.

1092
01:05:56,253 --> 01:06:00,221
Man: That's just a mannequin.

1093
01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,624
I don't know who that is.
That's not one of our actors.

1094
01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,192
-You don't know who that is?
-No, it's not.

1095
01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:05,527
How is it not
one of your actors?

1096
01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:08,663
He's here at your haunt.

1097
01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:11,733
That's not one of our masks.
I don't know what to tell you.

1098
01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:13,268
Brandy:
Look, okay, whatever.

1099
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,444
Good show.

1100
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,412
-Hey, is this mine? Or...
-Can I grab a couple...

1101
01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:26,481
-Shots of you?
-Okay.

1102
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:29,250
--What happened?

1103
01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:32,053
Man: Oh, god, somebody
did something. I don't know.

1104
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:34,689
-You want me to fight him?
-I'm a peon. I don't have a...

1105
01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,491
But, yeah,
something just happened.

1106
01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:39,127
Man: Brandy, wait up.

1107
01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:40,996
You know what, guys?
I'm fucking done.

1108
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,230
What are you crying about?

1109
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,498
I know what you did in there.

1110
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,666
I went and I talked
to the manager,

1111
01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,301
so I know what you did.

1112
01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,502
So unless you want
to give me a fucking raise,

1113
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,204
I'm not doing this shit anymore.

1114
01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:51,039
We didn't do anything!
What are you talking about?

1115
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,507
Whatever. That's what you say
every single time, and I'm done.

1116
01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,010
-I'm done.
-Whatever.

1117
01:06:55,012 --> 01:06:56,378
I mean...

1118
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:06,254
Brandy, what the fuck?

1119
01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,523
-You guys are such jerks.
-So what's the deal?

1120
01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,493
You know what the deal is.
You guys set me up.

1121
01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,561
-I don't know what you're --
-set you up for what?

1122
01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:15,063
I don't know
what you guys are doing.

1123
01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,331
Like, you're just --

1124
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,066
I told you no shenanigans
or any of this...

1125
01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,667
There's no shenanigans.
You don't know.

1126
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:21,336
...extreme haunt stuff.

1127
01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,671
Bobby: Jeff, what did you see?
You were with her.

1128
01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:25,273
We showed the manager
the footage.

1129
01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:26,674
It was the same guy
from last year.

1130
01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,443
The guy didn't work
at the place.

1131
01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,378
It was just weird.
It was just weird.

1132
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,780
Like, the guy
didn't belong there.

1133
01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:33,481
He looked just like
the guy from last year.

1134
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,216
And he knows that some random --
like, I don't understand.

1135
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:36,751
Jeff: Zack, I'm telling you,
like, it was really --

1136
01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:40,055
Bobby: I saw six skulls.
I saw six skulls in that haunt.

1137
01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:42,824
It's the manager's job
to know all of his employees.

1138
01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,292
I think he knows.

1139
01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:47,595
And you recognize
a specific skull mask,

1140
01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,765
and he recognizes that that's
not one of his in the dark?

1141
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,268
Hi. When something really big
happens in your life,

1142
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:54,836
you tend to remember
it really well.

1143
01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,304
Where the fuck did you guys go?
I have everything up.

1144
01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:57,806
Zack:
Brandy and Jeff are freaking out

1145
01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,741
because a guy in a skull mask
jumped out at them.

1146
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,443
Mikey: What happened?

1147
01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:02,744
We were going through the haunt,
and there was a guy --

1148
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,479
and you got scared.

1149
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,448
That's what the point of going
to a haunted house is.

1150
01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,216
Okay. I feel like
you're just --

1151
01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:11,186
you're demeaning this a little
bit, and it's not fair.

1152
01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:14,722
It's -- we asked the manager,
and he said it wasn't his guy.

1153
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,458
I think he knows
who works there.

1154
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,760
And this is not
worth it for me anymore.

1155
01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,528
This is --
it's just not worth it.

1156
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,464
Brandy, they're paying us
a lot of money.

1157
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:23,832
We still have hellbent.

1158
01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:25,200
We have to go
to the haunted hoochie,

1159
01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:26,835
and we have Satan's hollow.

1160
01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:29,270
Great. This is not worth it
for me anymore.

1161
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:30,705
It's just not.

1162
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,440
What do you need?

1163
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:36,845
I'll give you more money.
We have to finish.

1164
01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:40,115
We have those three places,
and that's it.

1165
01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:41,716
Hellbent's tomorrow night.

1166
01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:43,785
We have -- and then, Friday,
we'll go to the haunted hoochie.

1167
01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,386
We'll end the weekend
with Satan's hollow.

1168
01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:47,422
We're done.

1169
01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,524
Okay. I'll do one more,
but I'm --

1170
01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:51,426
I'm not making guarantees
about the others.

1171
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:54,662
Okay. I will transfer you
more money in the morning.

1172
01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,297
Bobby: Haunt extortion.

1173
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,199
Do you want me to go or not?

1174
01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:01,402
Because I think you kind of need
to stop right about now.

1175
01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:03,705
All good?

1176
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,840
But also, don't freak out.

1177
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:08,209
It's -- you're supposed
to be getting scared.

1178
01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:09,544
It's a haunted house.

1179
01:09:09,546 --> 01:09:10,845
Okay. Whatever, Zack.

1180
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:14,749
You obviously just
don't understand.

1181
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:17,285
-Why are you paying her more?
-Well...

1182
01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,587
-I was scared, too.
-Shut up, Mike.

1183
01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,422
Bobby: Nobody's paying
for the bearded man.

1184
01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:23,591
They're paying for coffin girl.

1185
01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:37,338
This is what got Brandy to stay.

1186
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,607
Hey, don't eat my healthy
snacks, all right, bro?

1187
01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:41,209
-Fucking water.
-What?

1188
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,845
-At least we got her to stay.
-Yeah, true.

1189
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,616
-All right.
-All right.

1190
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:49,951
I'm gonna go to bed.

1191
01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,420
Long day tomorrow.

1192
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,923
-Going to go hit the hay, bro?
-Toast.

1193
01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:57,325
Go hit the hay, farm boy.

1194
01:09:57,327 --> 01:10:00,762
Without sleep,
you live two lives, Jeff boy.

1195
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,597
Shut it down, bro.

1196
01:12:04,453 --> 01:12:06,921
Zack: Jeff, I said get up now.
Let's go.

1197
01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:08,623
-What?
-Mike, Brandy, get up.

1198
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,891
-What?
-It's 4 fucking o'clock.

1199
01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,359
We're never gonna make it
to the haunt.

1200
01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:13,094
Go now, right now.

1201
01:12:13,096 --> 01:12:15,897
Jeff, let's get going.

1202
01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:20,068
-What the fuck?
-Hey, dude.

1203
01:12:20,070 --> 01:12:22,704
-Fuck, dude.
-How is it 4:00?

1204
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,439
-Hey, we got to get on the road.
-Morning.

1205
01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:26,474
We got to get on the road.

1206
01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:28,876
What the fuck are you
talking about it's 4:00?

1207
01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,011
How does --

1208
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:33,948
Jesus Christ.
I feel like shit.

1209
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:38,753
Where the fuck -- this is not
the fucking campground.

1210
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:41,522
What the fuck?

1211
01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,727
Bobby:
Where the hell are we?

1212
01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:54,469
Where did you park last night?

1213
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:56,504
Jeff:
I parked at a campground.

1214
01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:58,106
-This -- this is --
-you saw other rvs?

1215
01:12:58,108 --> 01:13:00,742
Jeff: This is absolutely not
the place we were at last night.

1216
01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:02,643
I don't know where we're at.

1217
01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:04,612
Bobby:
Zack, look at the sign.

1218
01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:09,684
-Hellbent.
-God damn it.

1219
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,119
What the fuck?

1220
01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:14,122
Brandy:
Guys, what's going on?

1221
01:13:14,124 --> 01:13:15,456
-Somebody's literally --
-what the fuck?

1222
01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:16,791
Open the door, Bobby.

1223
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,393
There's a sconce
that's sitting in the door.

1224
01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:19,794
-Open the door.
-The door is fucking locked.

1225
01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,896
Mikey: That guy's wearing
my fucking suit, man.

1226
01:13:23,832 --> 01:13:25,566
Brandy: What?

1227
01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:32,540
Mikey: Jesus Christ.

1228
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:33,975
Brandy: Guys, this is the stuff
I'm talking about.

1229
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:36,511
I did not sign up for this.

1230
01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:41,416
Bobby: Check your closet now.

1231
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,920
-Yeah, that's mine.
-Is it in there?

1232
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,088
-No, it's gone.
-They've been in here?

1233
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:48,756
I don't have it!

1234
01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:54,495
Go ahead.
Look where we are, bro.

1235
01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,101
-How are we in north Carolina?
-I have no fucking idea.

1236
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:01,769
How are we in fucking
north Carolina?

1237
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,905
I have no idea how we're
in north Carolina right now.

1238
01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,440
-We went to bed.
-How is it 4:00 P.M.?

1239
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:06,808
Zack:
The clown just left.

1240
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:08,476
Brandy: Are they just gonna
leave us in here?

1241
01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:10,144
Well, he's not gonna let us
out until it's dark.

1242
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,079
It's gonna be
fucking locked till dark.

1243
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:13,648
We're not gonna be
able to get out.

1244
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,550
And then they're gonna
have us go in.

1245
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:18,453
You got us in some deep
fucking shit tonight.

1246
01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,766
It's time.

1247
01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:34,569
Brandy:
Guys, this is insane.

1248
01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,071
Zack:
Welcome to hellbent.

1249
01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:44,779
-You ready, Brandy?
-Lights on.

1250
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:48,015
Here we go.

1251
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,126
Please, please let me go.

1252
01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:42,630
I don't want anything
to do with this.

1253
01:21:42,632 --> 01:21:45,666
I'll go wherever you want.
Just take your hands off me.

1254
01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,614
Brandy: Stop. Stop!

1255
01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:02,416
Why are you doing this?

1256
01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:28,676
--Stop!

1257
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:41,388
What's going on?
Get off me.

1258
01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:45,025
I don't -- just tell me
what's going on.

1259
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:55,002
Bobby! What's going --

1260
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,303
- Bobby!

1261
01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,405
Stop! Stop!

1262
01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,542
Please stop!
Please just stop!

1263
01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:02,676
No!

1264
01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:07,114
Bobby!

1265
01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:09,683
Stop! No!

1266
01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:12,286
No! No!

1267
01:23:12,288 --> 01:23:15,756
No!

1268
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:25,199
Brandy: Are you okay?
Are you okay?

1269
01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:27,134
No! No, Bobby!

1270
01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:29,436
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

1271
01:23:29,438 --> 01:23:31,138
No!

1272
01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,682
What do you guys want?

1273
01:23:56,032 --> 01:23:57,331
No!

1274
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:08,402
Jeff! Jeff!

1275
01:25:10,106 --> 01:25:11,605
Please help.

1276
01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,108
Please help. No.

1277
01:25:29,391 --> 01:25:30,891
Aah!

1278
01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,165
Aah!

1279
01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:55,809
Ah.

1280
01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,483
-Oh, Jesus!
-Oh, oh, oh, Brandy!

1281
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,720
-Put the gun down.
-Brandy, it's us.

1282
01:28:46,722 --> 01:28:48,588
You fucking knew the whole time!

1283
01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:50,090
-What is this?
-What the fuck's going on?

1284
01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:51,725
It's not fucking funny!

1285
01:28:51,727 --> 01:28:53,994
Brandy, it's us!
Brandy, it's us!

1286
01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:55,762
It's us! It's us! It's us!

1287
01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:57,431
Put the gun down!

1288
01:28:57,433 --> 01:28:58,965
-What the fuck is this?
-Put the gun down.

1289
01:28:58,967 --> 01:29:00,701
-What is this?
-Hey!

1290
01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:03,670
No. It's not fucking funny!
It's never been funny!

1291
01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:08,408
Put the gun down!

1292
01:29:08,410 --> 01:29:10,610
-You guys just fuck with me!
-There was a check!

1293
01:29:10,612 --> 01:29:12,012
No. There was a check,
and there's money in there!

1294
01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:13,814
Yeah, I don't give a fuck
anymore!

1295
01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:15,382
-Is this what you want?
-Brandy, it's all fake.

1296
01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:16,717
Seriously,
put the gun down, please.

1297
01:29:16,719 --> 01:29:18,051
What are you doing?
Where did you get a gun?

1298
01:29:18,053 --> 01:29:19,486
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!

1299
01:29:19,488 --> 01:29:20,954
Brandy, stop! Brandy!

1300
01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:23,390
No! Jesus Christ,
somebody call an ambulance!

1301
01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,524
-What the fuck?
-Brandy?

1302
01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:26,393
What the fuck did you do?

1303
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,695
-What the fuck did you do?
-Brandy, Brandy!

1304
01:29:46,982 --> 01:29:50,550
<i> -Oh, man, check this out.</i>
<i> -What you got there?</i>

1305
01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,486
<i> Same watch we got</i>
<i> that camera from.</i>

1306
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:53,954
<i> Cool. Let's go make</i>
<i> a movie out of it.</i>

1307
01:29:53,956 --> 01:29:55,756
<i> Let's make a movie.</i>

1308
01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,595
<i> Hey, guys, this is</i>
<i> the ladies' restroom.</i>

1309
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:05,532
<i> Yeah. We know.</i>
<i> We're shooting a little video.</i>

1310
01:30:05,534 --> 01:30:07,534
Brandy:<i> That's not what</i>
<i> we're here to do.</i>

1311
01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:19,613
<i> Why is there an alarm?</i>
<i> What the hell happened?</i>

1312
01:30:19,615 --> 01:30:22,115
<i> Hey, what is --</i>

1313
01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,084
<i> -what the hell's going on?</i>
<i> -Why are the cops here, dude?</i>

1314
01:30:24,086 --> 01:30:26,019
<i> What do you mean,</i>
<i> the fucking cops are here?</i>

1315
01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:28,088
<i> Do you hear him on the walkie?</i>
<i> He said the cops are here.</i>

1316
01:30:28,090 --> 01:30:31,124
<i> Hold it. We did everything</i>
<i> they fucking said,</i>

1317
01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,726
<i> everything they fucking said.</i>

1318
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:34,494
<i> -I know!</i>
<i> -Where's Brandy?</i>

1319
01:30:34,496 --> 01:30:35,829
<i> Why are the cops here?</i>

1320
01:30:35,831 --> 01:30:37,931
<i> I'm getting the fuck</i>
<i> out of here.</i>

1321
01:31:18,574 --> 01:31:20,106
Bobby:
<i>This is the layout of hellbent.</i>

1322
01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:21,741
<i> Mikey's in the first room.</i>

1323
01:31:21,743 --> 01:31:23,577
<i> That's the fireplace room.</i>

1324
01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:24,945
<i> She goes to the next room,</i>

1325
01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:26,713
<i> and that's when</i>
<i> we get blood boarded,</i>

1326
01:31:26,715 --> 01:31:28,548
<i> and we go to next one,</i>
<i> and that's Zack.</i>

1327
01:31:28,550 --> 01:31:30,183
<i> That's the chainsaw room.</i>

1328
01:31:30,185 --> 01:31:32,052
<i> Then, after that, she's gonna</i>
<i> get pushed to you, Jeff,</i>

1329
01:31:32,054 --> 01:31:33,753
<i> and you hanging</i>
<i> from the ceiling.</i>

1330
01:31:33,755 --> 01:31:35,155
<i> Then we go out</i>
<i> through the back tunnels.</i>

1331
01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:36,857
<i> We all change.</i>

1332
01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:38,825
<i> She's gonna get brought</i>
<i> right up through here</i>

1333
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,193
<i> in the mousetrap.</i>

1334
01:31:40,195 --> 01:31:42,596
<i> We surround her,</i>
<i> start bringing her in.</i>

1335
01:31:42,598 --> 01:31:44,130
<i> She should be</i>
<i> contained right here.</i>

1336
01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:45,899
<i> That way, they get the shot</i>
<i> they asked for,</i>

1337
01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:47,000
<i> and we get paid.</i>

1338
01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:48,568
<i> Give her the casket.</i>

1339
01:31:48,570 --> 01:31:49,736
<i> She opens it up,</i>
<i> check's in the casket,</i>

1340
01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:51,905
<i> happy Halloween, done.</i>

1341
01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:54,708
<i> Hopefully, she doesn't</i>
<i> want to fucking kill us.</i>

1342
01:33:21,597 --> 01:33:23,196
-Brandy!
-Brandy, come on!

1343
01:33:23,198 --> 01:33:25,231
Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy!

1344
01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:26,967
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Brandy, stop!

1345
01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,969
Brandy!

1346
01:33:28,971 --> 01:33:30,637
Jesus Christ.
Somebody call an ambulance!

1347
01:33:30,639 --> 01:33:31,638
-Brandy?
-Brandy?

1348
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,139
What the fuck did you do?

1349
01:33:33,141 --> 01:33:35,008
What the fuck did you do?

1350
01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:36,810
Brandy? Brandy?
Come on!

1351
01:33:36,812 --> 01:33:38,712
Brandy, Brandy,
Brandy, Brandy, Brandy?

1352
01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:41,114
Holy shit.

1353
01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:42,816
What the fuck are you doing?
Is this a joke?

1354
01:33:42,818 --> 01:33:44,751
-Oh, my god. Are you kidding me?
-It's a fucking joke?

1355
01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:48,288
What? You wanted your grand
finale, your big ending?

1356
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:49,956
You've got your
fucking big ending,

1357
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:53,960
and you've got your
fucking dumb shirt.

1358
01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:55,729
-You know about this?
-I'm done with you guys.

1359
01:33:55,731 --> 01:33:57,130
-Did you know about this, Bobby?
-Done!

1360
01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,199
What did I know
about the what --

1361
01:33:59,201 --> 01:34:00,967
oh, my god.

1362
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:03,870
This was supposed to
be about you.

1363
01:34:03,872 --> 01:34:05,305
We did it for you.
There was money.

1364
01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:07,073
There was a check in there.
It was supposed --

1365
01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:08,908
it was -- it's not a joke.
It was for you.

1366
01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:12,812
Bobby: The fuck is this?
Did you set this up?

1367
01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:15,115
-They told us we film.
-Such bullshit.

1368
01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:16,883
Bobby:
We put you in the situation.

1369
01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:18,685
We ham it up for the cameras.

1370
01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:19,986
Their shit goes viral.

1371
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,422
We get paid fuck-tons of money.

1372
01:34:22,424 --> 01:34:24,924
That was it.
That was all.

1373
01:34:24,926 --> 01:34:27,060
-We did not mean to hurt you.
-This was money.

1374
01:34:27,062 --> 01:34:29,095
Bobby: There was supposed to be
a fucking check in there...

1375
01:34:29,097 --> 01:34:31,431
-Yeah.
-...Not a gun!

1376
01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:34,167
-I'm done.
-Brandy, we're so sorry.

1377
01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:36,436
Mikey: Brandy.

1378
01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:38,338
What?
Go away.

1379
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,106
Mike, go away.

1380
01:40:19,748 --> 01:40:26,619
Halloween spooks
behind the tree