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Tonight,
marvelous little Becky

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charms her way through
darkest Hampshire and beyond.

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For yes,
this is Vanity Fair,

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a world where
everyone is striving

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for what is not worth having.

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Whoo!

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She never washed
behind her ears.

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Liar.

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- This is my desk.

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And that is Violet's.

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I like reading,
but she only likes animals.

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May we receive
our education now?

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First we must register
your attendance.

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Miss Rose Crawley.

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Present?

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Miss Violet Crawley?

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Present.

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Lord Mouse
of Mousingham Hall?

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- Present.

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Rebecca Sharp?

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Present.

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Remember, girls,

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we're all in this together.

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Even Lord Mouse
of Mousingham Hall?

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Especially him.

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Un, deux, trois, quatre,
cinq, six.

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Cache cache!

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We're playing hide and seek.

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Ah.

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Do you know that is
my favorite game?

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Your brother,

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up to his old tricks again.

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Another artful hussy,
no doubt.

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I am never wrong.

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May I play, mademoiselle?

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No, sir, you may not.

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But it's Rawdon.

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Oh, no, I've been dismissed,
little sister,

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and a gentleman
must always bow

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to the command of a lady.

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But will you be
my secret messenger?

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I believe
your charming governess

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dropped a picture
of me and my brother.

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Give it back to her
when she's not looking.

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Now blow me a kiss
to keep me going till dinner.

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Father says she comes
very highly recommended.

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From Miss Pinkerton's

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Academy for Young Ladies,

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a breeding ground
for fortune-hunting jades?

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Perhaps in your day.

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Don't try to be funny,
Bute.

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Sept, huit, neuf...

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Are you still here?
Go on, cache cache.

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21, 22,

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23,

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24,

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25,

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26,

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27,

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28,

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29,

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Good morning, miss.

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30.

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I'm coming!

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You're frightening my puppy!

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Desist!

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Climb aboard. Come on.

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- You see this avenue?

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It's a mile long.

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It's very fine.

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Fine be damned.

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6,000 pounds worth of timber
in them there trees.

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And do you know
what that means?

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It means that you
are very rich.

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It means, madam,

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that every half-assed
brigand in the county

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thinks it's worth his while

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to try it on
with Sir Pitt Crawley.

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Poachers, crooked agents,
and bankrupt tenants.

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I've put my lawyers
on the lot of them.

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My poor, dear papa
was much given to the law.

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Oh.

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I've won and lost
more lawsuits

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than any man in England.

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He had me read so many
of his hopeless cases

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that I've become
quite the expert.

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- Get up there! Get up!

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Get up!

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Get out of my damn way!

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Knock him down, Papa!
Kill him!

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Crooked agents
or bankrupt tenants?

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Him? Him's my son and heir.

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Grr!

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"He"--
"He's" my son and heir,

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not--not "him."

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And her is my prune-faced
daughter-in-law.

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Aunt Martha.

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I suppose rich baronets

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with even more lawsuits
than trees

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do not need to be
as careful with grammar

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as poor governesses must be.

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If you'd like me
to look at your papers...

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Whoa now!

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You thieving little ragamuffins!

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I'll have the souls
out of your nasty little body!

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Come here!

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I'll pull every inch of skin

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off your filthy little necks

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when I get my ruddy
hands on you!

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Are you inspecting me,
Miss Crawley?

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I am reading your mind.

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Hmm.
And what do you find there?

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You're thinking that,
rather than be a governess,

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you can become
a secretary instead.

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Well, I do like to have a plan.

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Bless, O Lord,

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this food we are about to eat.

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Girls, stop it.

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And we pray to Thee,
O Lord,

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that it may be good
for our souls

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more than our vile bodies.

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Amen.

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And if there be
any poor beggar,

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hungry or thirsty,

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walking along the road,

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O Lord, send him hither.

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Amen.

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And when it falls to us sinners

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to pass from time to eternity...

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Will she be kind to my girls?

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Goodness, Mama,
your fichu's gone adrift.

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Her is my wife,

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the second Lady Crawley,
Becky.

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She's even dafter
than the first one

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that died in your bed.

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That was my beloved mother, sir.

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Mind you,
she's not as stuck up.

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I'll give her that.

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- Mouton aux navets, sir.
- Lovely.

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Ah.
Mutton and turnips. Again.

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They will be jealous
in the barracks.

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I believe it is
the custom, Captain,

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in decent society,

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to call the dish
as I have called it.

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Mutton's mutton,
and turnips is turnips.

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But I killed that there sheep
with me own hands. Here.

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- Smell them. Smell.
- Ohh!

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I do hope that you
won't be put off

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by our family's country ways,
Miss Sharp.

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Not at all,
Captain Crawley.

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I find city people
so shallow and heartless.

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Don't you?

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I'm so glad of your visit,
Captain Dobbin.

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I hope you might advise.

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I know my little worries
are the least of his concern,

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but...

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Oh, Captain Dobbin,
I live in fear

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that George may be
called away to fight.

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The war is over,

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and we won.

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He never answers my letters.

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Perhaps I write too much.

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He should be glad of every word.

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Give it to my George,

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with all of my love,
wherever you find him.

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I will write another letter
to Becky.

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How I hope
she is among friends.

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"Vanity, vanity.
All is vanity."

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Thus
the preacher's voice

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in rebuke and mockery

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of all the pursuits
of earthliness.

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Read on.

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"Then I saw in my dream,

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"that when Christian
and Faithful

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"were got out
to the wilderness,

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they presently saw a town
before them."

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Very good. Violet.

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Rawdon has gone
back to London.

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What a relief.

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Read on.

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"And the name of that town
is Vanity,

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"and at the town
there is a fair kept

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called Vanity Fair."

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No candles upstairs,

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Miss Blunt.

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And is Vanity Fair

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not a very vain, wicked,
and foolish place,

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full of all sorts of humbug

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and falseness and pretension?

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No.

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Yes.

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Read on.

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- Oh!
- Rules is rules, Miss Becky.

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You must go to bed in the dark.

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You pretty little hussy.

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I am no hussy.
I'm a Montmorency

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on my mother's side.

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Ooh. My lady.

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We are honored.
Bow down, young Horrocks.

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Yaah.

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Now, unless you wish
for Horrocks here

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to come for the candle
every night,

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mind and be in bed
at 10:00.

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Hmm.

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I took the liberty of making a start

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on your leases and tenancies,

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and had planned
in the morning

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to suggest how more money
might be made.

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That's quite impossible
in the dark.

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Get her a candle, you dolt!

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Get her a whole box of candles.

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Aww!

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Gammon.

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Every time she creeps up on me
from nowhere.

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That is a godless amusement
for a young female.

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In France,
before the Revolution,

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it was thought quite
an aristocratic game.

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Surely the schoolroom

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is where a governess
should spend her days.

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A secretary's day is best spent
by her master's side.

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A female cannot
be a secretary.

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Oh?

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As governess
plays at secretary,

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what, pray,
is her pupil reading?

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Rose is reading
a French novel,

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learning the habit

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of quiet, scholarly reflection.

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And where is Violet?

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Engaged in the study of nature.

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At which endeavor it may be
good for our souls to join her.

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The only reason I put up with him
and his horrible wife

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is I has to.

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Don't tell me you owe
your son and heir money, too.

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No, for the lawsuits
and the horses and...

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We should quietly drop the case
against the crooked agent...

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Oh, now, wait a moment.

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...as he's got no money
to settle it.

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Don't argue, Sir Pitt.
You know I'm right.

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Ah. Taking charge, are we?

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Well, you keep your little feet
under my table.

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You're more damned use
than any of my family.

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Blackguards and wastrels,
the lot of them.

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After you, Osborne.

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Stand back, Crawley.
You're up against a master.

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Ah. Perhaps
I'll pick up some tips.

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Damn slippery balls.

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Hmm.

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It's not really my game, either.

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Beginner's luck.

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Cue's sticking.

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Play again.

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With pleasure.

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Ah. Dob.

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Just in time.

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Lend me 200, will you?
There's a good fellow.

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Actually, no.
Lend me 4.

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With me, now.

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00:14:05,443 --> 00:14:07,163
Well, at least answer her letters.

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She writes hundreds,

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on and on.

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00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:12,763
Don't look angry.

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I am very fond of Amelia.

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I, uh, adore her
and that sort of thing.

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But you and I
are supposed to be friends.

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You shouldn't be
always telling me off.

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Go and comfort her,
you rascal.

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Buy her a little present.

270
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:30,963
She's damned fond of me,
I know.

271
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,803
But hang it, Dob, where's the fun
in winning a thing

272
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,003
if you've never had
to work for it?

273
00:14:37,483 --> 00:14:40,123
Do something
to make her happy.

274
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:42,443
God knows
it won't take much.

275
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:25,763
Your father?

276
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:28,003
Is well.
Thank you, sir.

277
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,683
Has ever been
my closest friend.

278
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:38,883
No one knows it better
than I, sir.

279
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:41,683
I helped him set up his business

280
00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:44,523
when we were both very young.

281
00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,563
Yes, sir. I know.

282
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:52,083
It's the hardest thing in the world,

283
00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:54,523
friends growing cold.

284
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:16,803
Amelia.

285
00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:18,483
Oh.

286
00:16:22,763 --> 00:16:24,043
George.

287
00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:25,803
Oh. What a lovely pin.

288
00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:29,003
Oh, yeah. This old thing.

289
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,443
I shall buy you something
next time I'm in town.

290
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:36,163
Oh, imagine
Mrs. George Osborne

291
00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:37,683
in a regimental lodging house,

292
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,963
or worse still,
baking in the East Indies,

293
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,483
patronized by the major's wife.

294
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:46,003
I shouldn't mind
if you were there.

295
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,243
No.

296
00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:48,443
Amelia,
I am determined.

297
00:16:48,523 --> 00:16:50,123
I shall leave the army
in a year,

298
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:51,803
and then,

299
00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:53,443
then my dear little girl

300
00:16:53,523 --> 00:16:55,123
shall take the place
in society

301
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,723
to which, as my wife,

302
00:16:56,803 --> 00:16:59,043
she will be entitled.

303
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:02,243
Oh, George, your wife.

304
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:16,683
And so, my dear friend,
it is settled.

305
00:17:16,763 --> 00:17:18,603
I shall be the happiest
woman alive

306
00:17:18,683 --> 00:17:20,203
married to my love,

307
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:22,283
married to the most gallant,

308
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,923
the most handsome...

309
00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:30,603
Oh, how I wish
such a happy ending

310
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,723
for you, too, darling Becky.

311
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,403
News from a friend
who is flourishing?

312
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:37,683
Always so annoying.

313
00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:47,923
In my day, Miss Pinkerton
ran a high-class establishment

314
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:51,763
which prepared respectable
young ladies to be wives,

315
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:53,203
not secretaries.

316
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:56,203
In the olden days, I'm sure
everything was quite different

317
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,123
and much better
in every way.

318
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,683
You are too pert,
Miss Blunt,

319
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,723
and, I dare say,
cunning, too.

320
00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:06,363
Be sure I have my eye
always on you.

321
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:07,523
Becky!

322
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:10,003
- Becky!

323
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,203
Clear the decks!
Heaven be damned!

324
00:18:12,283 --> 00:18:14,803
Get this house straight,
damn you!

325
00:18:14,883 --> 00:18:16,923
And smarten yourselves up!

326
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:20,243
My sister.

327
00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:21,883
Oh, sir, is the lady dead?

328
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:22,923
If only.

329
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:26,123
She coming here.

330
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:27,683
- Oh!
- Clear the decks!

331
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:29,803
Gorer!

332
00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:31,483
Come on.

333
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,923
Hide, Lord Mousington, hide.

334
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:39,123
No more books, no more pets.

335
00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,083
Why is everyone
so frightened of her?

336
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,923
We love her.
When she comes,

337
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,963
we always sew her
little presents.

338
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:47,763
For she's the richest lady
in the whole wide world,

339
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:49,763
and her will is not yet written.

340
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,563
Ahem.

341
00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,123
Are you a princess in disguise?

342
00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:03,523
You try.

343
00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:14,123
Have you got a new plan?

344
00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:19,483
To make Aunt Matilda
fall at our feet.

345
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:24,563
Again.

346
00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,203
Disgusting.

347
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:36,643
Right!

348
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,163
Come on, I want
somebody working here!

349
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,363
Horrid. Upstairs, now.

350
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,643
My lord,
the carriage at the gates.

351
00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:44,963
Ahem.

352
00:20:01,363 --> 00:20:02,563
My dear sister.

353
00:20:02,643 --> 00:20:05,203
Ahh. The sweet smell of home.

354
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:08,603
Here's one who knows which side
his damn bread's buttered.

355
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,443
Ohh.

356
00:20:15,843 --> 00:20:17,363
My dear aunt,

357
00:20:17,443 --> 00:20:19,803
welcome back
to Queens Crawley.

358
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,643
May God in His glory be...

359
00:20:26,723 --> 00:20:28,843
No sermons.

360
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,043
- We trust...
- No scheming.

361
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:33,963
Oh, hell and damnation.

362
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:35,483
- No swearing.

363
00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:37,443
Good God, Rawdon,

364
00:20:37,523 --> 00:20:40,483
are we really related
to these dreadful people?

365
00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:45,683
Rawdon is very handsome

366
00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:47,083
but awfully poor

367
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,843
on account of being younger
than Bute.

368
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,043
Bute's horrid, but it's all right
because he's only our half-brother.

369
00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:53,643
Rawdon's a half, too.

370
00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:55,243
- He's not.
- He is.

371
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,563
- He's not.
- Girls, don't be silly, please.

372
00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:03,683
Bute and Rawdon had a mama
who was related to the Binkies.

373
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,083
The Binkies?

374
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,683
But we only have a mama

375
00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:09,523
who's an ironmonger's
daughter.

376
00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:12,123
So your mama has proven
than anyone can rise

377
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:13,723
to be better
than where they came from.

378
00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:15,923
Now you're being silly.

379
00:21:17,283 --> 00:21:18,923
But should one not ask

380
00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,523
is it not the great end of religion

381
00:21:21,603 --> 00:21:24,963
and in particular
the glory of Christianity

382
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:28,523
to extinguish
the malignant passions,

383
00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:32,083
to curb the violence,
to control the appetites.

384
00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,243
- Wine!
- On arrival,

385
00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:34,283
did I not make myself clear?

386
00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:36,683
No sermons.

387
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,563
- Mm.
- Oh.

388
00:21:38,643 --> 00:21:40,243
Well, indeed so, yes.

389
00:21:40,323 --> 00:21:42,643
If there is to be
no decent entertainment...

390
00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:44,723
Will the ladies like to withdraw?

391
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,323
Good God, no.
The company of women

392
00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:48,043
is generally abominable.

393
00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:49,643
Rawdon, take me away.

394
00:21:54,963 --> 00:21:57,083
I changed my will.

395
00:21:57,163 --> 00:21:59,483
You must do with your fortune
exactly as you wish.

396
00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:01,483
But the Shropshire Crawleys

397
00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:03,883
- are even more intolerable.

398
00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:05,963
You're the only one
of the entire crew

399
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,963
who's worth a fig,
my darling boy.

400
00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:10,963
- Ah.

401
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,163
Oh.

402
00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:18,563
Names? Remind me.

403
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:20,643
Rose and Violet.

404
00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:24,363
Since when did you hoydens
learn to curtsey like ladies?

405
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,563
Becky taught us.

406
00:22:35,843 --> 00:22:37,483
Tomorrow, Rawdon,

407
00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:41,163
you and I shall discover
her other talents.

408
00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:53,843
Jump.

409
00:22:57,323 --> 00:22:58,603
And jump left.

410
00:23:10,483 --> 00:23:12,283
What a pretty display.

411
00:23:12,363 --> 00:23:14,283
I mean to do the best
by your little sisters,

412
00:23:14,363 --> 00:23:15,323
Captain Crawley.

413
00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:18,283
He means you, not us.

414
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:22,123
My aunt requests the pleasure
in the drawing room.

415
00:23:24,283 --> 00:23:25,443
Ah.

416
00:23:58,243 --> 00:24:00,763
My vulgar relatives

417
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:03,843
have not a musical bone
between them, my dear.

418
00:24:03,923 --> 00:24:06,763
You and I are cut
from superior cloth.

419
00:24:06,843 --> 00:24:10,843
For if music
be the food of love...

420
00:24:43,603 --> 00:24:45,843
Gad, Miss Sharp.

421
00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:48,763
If merit had its just reward,

422
00:24:48,843 --> 00:24:51,323
Miss Sharp ought to be
sitting where you do,

423
00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:53,043
Or indeed to be a duchess.

424
00:24:53,123 --> 00:24:55,203
Well, for a radical like myself,

425
00:24:55,283 --> 00:24:57,323
there ought to be
no duchesses at all.

426
00:24:57,403 --> 00:24:59,883
Ah, you can pretend
you believe that if you like.

427
00:24:59,963 --> 00:25:03,363
But I consider
this particular young lady

428
00:25:03,443 --> 00:25:06,763
my equal in every respect.

429
00:25:06,843 --> 00:25:09,883
Your unmarriageable
daughters, Bute,

430
00:25:09,963 --> 00:25:12,043
might take a leaf
from her book.

431
00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:15,163
- A paragon, a jewel.

432
00:25:15,243 --> 00:25:17,963
Now, a waltz.

433
00:25:19,283 --> 00:25:20,923
Ah ha.

434
00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,843
Ha ha ha ha!

435
00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:45,723
Gong.

436
00:25:45,803 --> 00:25:47,323
Bang the damn gong
for dinner!

437
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:53,123
- Rawdon.
- Ah.

438
00:25:55,163 --> 00:25:56,763
Dinner is served.

439
00:26:00,723 --> 00:26:03,403
Aunt Matilda,
may I have the great honor?

440
00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:04,803
You may not.

441
00:26:04,883 --> 00:26:06,563
Becky will take me in to dinner.

442
00:26:07,723 --> 00:26:09,443
Aunt Matilda's cushion, quick.

443
00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:11,803
And Rawdon
shall carry my cushion.

444
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:18,443
Pitt, your task is to organize
a ball in our honor.

445
00:26:18,523 --> 00:26:22,003
I hate balls. You hate balls.

446
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:25,803
We are the only three Christians
in the county, my dears.

447
00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:34,803
Ahem.

448
00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:43,843
Where the devil is my son?

449
00:26:43,923 --> 00:26:45,563
George is at headquarters,
Papa.

450
00:26:45,643 --> 00:26:46,483
I'm sure he'll...

451
00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:56,763
Keep still, woman.

452
00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:03,003
Mr. George has not come in, sir.

453
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,763
Be damned, Mr. George.

454
00:27:04,843 --> 00:27:06,283
Am I master of this house?

455
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,323
Dinner.

456
00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:18,123
Well, what are they
waiting for now?

457
00:27:20,843 --> 00:27:23,043
Papa, grace.

458
00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:32,243
O holy, righteous,
and ever-present God,

459
00:27:32,323 --> 00:27:34,803
we ask Thy blessing
upon this food.

460
00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:36,323
Amen.

461
00:27:36,403 --> 00:27:37,403
Yes.

462
00:27:40,163 --> 00:27:41,203
Soup?

463
00:27:42,883 --> 00:27:44,283
Skin of my teeth.

464
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,443
Thought I was bound
to be late.

465
00:27:45,523 --> 00:27:47,403
You are late. Sit down.

466
00:27:49,523 --> 00:27:50,483
How are we all?

467
00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,003
Hungry.

468
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,523
You look pale, Miss Sedley.

469
00:28:05,043 --> 00:28:07,163
It's that bell.

470
00:28:07,243 --> 00:28:10,243
Just my father
ringing for claret.

471
00:28:13,403 --> 00:28:15,683
Miss Osborne,

472
00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:19,603
have I, in some way
I cannot account for,

473
00:28:19,683 --> 00:28:20,723
angered your father?

474
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:25,643
He was angry with George,
not you.

475
00:28:28,363 --> 00:28:30,683
He used to be...

476
00:28:30,763 --> 00:28:31,843
kinder.

477
00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:36,643
You had all
the advantages I never had.

478
00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:38,883
Make good use of them.

479
00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:41,683
Mix with the young nobility, boy.

480
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:45,283
My guinea's as good as theirs.

481
00:28:45,363 --> 00:28:47,483
[George Indeed so, sir.

482
00:28:47,563 --> 00:28:50,803
Though one can't carry on
with these great folks

483
00:28:50,883 --> 00:28:53,363
for nothing,
and my purse is empty.

484
00:28:53,443 --> 00:28:54,723
What I want to know, son,

485
00:28:54,803 --> 00:28:57,083
is how you and that little thing

486
00:28:57,163 --> 00:28:58,883
are carrying on.

487
00:28:58,963 --> 00:29:01,963
It's not hard to see.

488
00:29:02,043 --> 00:29:04,123
It's pretty clear
we are engaged and so on.

489
00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:05,803
But why shouldn't you
marry higher

490
00:29:05,883 --> 00:29:08,603
than a stockbroker's
daughter?

491
00:29:10,803 --> 00:29:13,763
Didn't you order me to marry her
a hundred years ago,

492
00:29:13,843 --> 00:29:15,763
and ain't I a good,
obedient boy?

493
00:29:17,003 --> 00:29:19,323
People's fortunes change.

494
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,443
I'll tell you in confidence

495
00:29:24,523 --> 00:29:27,523
I don't like the look
of Sedley's affairs.

496
00:29:27,603 --> 00:29:28,923
The man's made of money.

497
00:29:29,003 --> 00:29:30,923
He's made of other people's money,

498
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:34,003
and he's invested it unwisely.

499
00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,283
Ahh.

500
00:29:38,203 --> 00:29:41,443
I'll see Amelia's
10,000 pounds in advance,

501
00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:43,243
or there'll be no wedding.

502
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,243
I will not have
a lame duck's daughter

503
00:29:46,323 --> 00:29:47,563
in my family.

504
00:30:01,363 --> 00:30:03,003
10:00 and all's well.

505
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:06,163
Yes, I do hope so.

506
00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:16,923
She drunk seven glasses
of champagne,

507
00:30:17,003 --> 00:30:18,483
and filthy stuff it is, too.

508
00:30:18,563 --> 00:30:20,123
And cherry brandy after dinner,

509
00:30:20,203 --> 00:30:22,243
and Curaçao with her coffee.

510
00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:25,643
I lay 5-2
Matilda drops in a year.

511
00:30:30,483 --> 00:30:34,283
If that young person is flirting
with Rawdon again,

512
00:30:34,363 --> 00:30:36,283
her virtue won't last the night.

513
00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:10,603
What's that?

514
00:31:10,683 --> 00:31:12,243
A false note.

515
00:31:19,803 --> 00:31:22,843
Ah. Relatives.

516
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,763
- Skulking.
- Intolerable.

517
00:31:31,003 --> 00:31:35,083
Come, my dear, and let us
abuse their company.

518
00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:40,323
I have not a true friend
in the whole family.

519
00:31:40,403 --> 00:31:43,243
They all want my money.

520
00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:45,763
Money is important only
to people without quality.

521
00:31:47,163 --> 00:31:49,003
What I like best

522
00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:52,723
is for a poor fellow
to run away with a rich girl.

523
00:31:52,803 --> 00:31:54,843
It's much better
the other way around:

524
00:31:54,923 --> 00:31:57,363
for a rich man
to marry a miller's daughter.

525
00:31:57,443 --> 00:31:59,043
It makes all the fine ladies
so angry.

526
00:32:00,603 --> 00:32:02,883
I wish some great man
would run away with you,

527
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,163
my dear.

528
00:32:04,243 --> 00:32:05,723
I'm sure you're pretty enough.

529
00:32:05,803 --> 00:32:09,803
Lord, how I love
all foolish marriages.

530
00:32:16,363 --> 00:32:18,723
Between us,
I have my heart set

531
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:21,043
on Rawdon running away
with someone.

532
00:32:22,643 --> 00:32:26,123
Someone rich or someone poor?

533
00:32:26,203 --> 00:32:27,763
You goose.

534
00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:31,123
The great handsome dandy
is crippled with debts.

535
00:32:31,203 --> 00:32:34,003
He has not one shilling
but what I give him.

536
00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:37,923
Not an idea in his head
beyond his horses.

537
00:32:38,003 --> 00:32:40,763
But he'll be rich
when I'm gone.

538
00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:44,003
Hmm.

539
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:47,323
You mustn't leave yet,

540
00:32:47,403 --> 00:32:48,883
when I've only just met you.

541
00:32:48,963 --> 00:32:50,483
Ohh.

542
00:33:01,443 --> 00:33:04,843
Ah, the little duchess.

543
00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:06,243
What an honor.

544
00:33:06,323 --> 00:33:08,483
I bow before you.

545
00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:10,563
If your aunt really means
her protestations

546
00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:12,363
- about equality...
- This family is doomed

547
00:33:12,443 --> 00:33:14,483
and the country
gone to the dogs.

548
00:33:18,243 --> 00:33:21,843
You don't mind my cigar,
Miss Sharp.

549
00:33:22,883 --> 00:33:25,003
I love the smell.

550
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,483
Out of doors.

551
00:33:30,403 --> 00:33:31,843
You ever tasted one?

552
00:33:53,563 --> 00:33:54,883
By Jove.

553
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,403
What duchess would stoop
to the attentions

554
00:34:02,483 --> 00:34:03,643
of a mere captain?

555
00:34:05,683 --> 00:34:07,523
Good night, sir.

556
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,763
She was a student of mine, yes.

557
00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:26,483
I have nothing to say
in Miss Sharp's disfavor.

558
00:34:26,563 --> 00:34:28,403
Her talents
are considerable,

559
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:29,723
and I cannot regret

560
00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:32,123
that I received her
out of charity.

561
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,123
Charity?

562
00:34:33,203 --> 00:34:35,883
Her late father was a painter.

563
00:34:35,963 --> 00:34:37,363
Alas, he was...

564
00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:40,523
several times bankrupt.

565
00:34:40,603 --> 00:34:42,843
You shall tell me the whole truth,

566
00:34:42,923 --> 00:34:43,763
Miss Pinkerton.

567
00:34:43,843 --> 00:34:45,363
It will go no further.

568
00:34:45,443 --> 00:34:47,123
Dissemble,
and I may see to it

569
00:34:47,203 --> 00:34:48,483
that no Hampshire girl

570
00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:51,723
shall grace
this establishment again.

571
00:34:51,803 --> 00:34:55,123
Unfortunately,
he was never sober.

572
00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:57,723
And her mother?

573
00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:00,083
Represented to me
as a French countess

574
00:35:00,163 --> 00:35:02,363
forced to flee
the Revolutionary horrors.

575
00:35:02,443 --> 00:35:03,763
But in truth?

576
00:35:03,843 --> 00:35:07,803
A dancer...in the opera.

577
00:35:07,883 --> 00:35:10,723
So you have sent my family

578
00:35:10,803 --> 00:35:12,923
the spawn of a drunk
and a harlot.

579
00:35:13,003 --> 00:35:15,123
I only sought to do
my Christian duty

580
00:35:15,203 --> 00:35:17,283
to an unhappy outcast girl.

581
00:35:23,683 --> 00:35:24,883
Whoa, boy.

582
00:35:42,403 --> 00:35:44,083
Oh, my dear aunt.

583
00:35:44,163 --> 00:35:46,483
Aw, Rawdon. Ha ha.

584
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:47,523
You must join us.

585
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:48,763
Yes.

586
00:35:52,923 --> 00:35:54,763
He's a gambler.

587
00:35:54,843 --> 00:35:56,163
He's a drunkard.

588
00:35:56,243 --> 00:35:57,883
He shot a man in a duel,

589
00:35:57,963 --> 00:35:59,283
and he's the villain

590
00:35:59,363 --> 00:36:01,003
who will inherit 50,000 of Matilda.

591
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:05,403
Husband, I have the whole thing
under control.

592
00:36:13,803 --> 00:36:15,603
- Ohh!
- Oh.

593
00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:18,803
Here we are.

594
00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:26,563
Mama, go back to bed.

595
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,243
I've got my green silk on.

596
00:36:28,323 --> 00:36:30,843
It's too big for you, Mama.

597
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,803
Remember,
I am never wrong.

598
00:36:49,523 --> 00:36:51,043
May I have the pleasure?

599
00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:53,403
You can't dance
with the staff, Sir Pitt.

600
00:36:53,483 --> 00:36:54,643
What would the world say?

601
00:36:54,723 --> 00:36:56,363
I couldn't give a brass farthing.

602
00:36:56,443 --> 00:36:58,723
- It's my house.

603
00:36:58,803 --> 00:37:00,203
Watch your feet, mind.

604
00:37:00,283 --> 00:37:01,923
I haven't danced this century.

605
00:37:04,603 --> 00:37:06,043
I still got it, though.

606
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:08,643
Whoop. Hey, hey. Ha.
Ha ha ha.

607
00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:12,403
My father would attempt the virtue
of the kitchen cat.

608
00:37:12,483 --> 00:37:14,923
You don't have to worry
about him, Bute.

609
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,363
But what if the second
Lady Crawley

610
00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:20,283
were to fade away
to nothing at all?

611
00:37:21,683 --> 00:37:24,723
What if that
is the third Lady Crawley?

612
00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:26,003
My next mother.

613
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,363
Did I not say

614
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:29,923
I have everything
under control?

615
00:37:44,603 --> 00:37:46,443
- Excuse me, Father.
- Hmm?

616
00:37:46,523 --> 00:37:47,723
Thank you.

617
00:37:53,043 --> 00:37:56,723
I tell you plainly
I do not like the look of this.

618
00:37:56,803 --> 00:37:59,363
Let me tell you how it goes.

619
00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,923
Rawdon will seduce her,

620
00:38:02,003 --> 00:38:03,963
and she will be ruined.

621
00:38:04,043 --> 00:38:07,523
Meanwhile, your jealous father
will send her packing,

622
00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:08,923
and Matilda...

623
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:11,363
will forget all her talk
of equality

624
00:38:11,443 --> 00:38:13,443
in an instant.

625
00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,243
Some air, Miss Sharp?

626
00:38:18,843 --> 00:38:21,923
Martha, you are brilliant.

627
00:38:24,643 --> 00:38:25,883
Oh, no, Becky!

628
00:38:25,963 --> 00:38:27,563
Not so fast, not so fast!

629
00:38:27,643 --> 00:38:30,323
Remember my old age!
Or rather, don't,

630
00:38:30,403 --> 00:38:32,283
for there's still life in me.

631
00:38:33,803 --> 00:38:37,803
Gad, that hopeless
old fool, hmm?

632
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,443
He is fond of me.
How is that so amusing?

633
00:38:40,523 --> 00:38:41,923
I'm just giving you
a fair warning.

634
00:38:42,003 --> 00:38:43,483
Look out, you know.

635
00:38:43,563 --> 00:38:46,643
Do you suppose that I cannot
defend my honor?

636
00:38:46,723 --> 00:38:49,963
Oh, yes, indeed. Gad.

637
00:38:50,043 --> 00:38:51,443
Do you suppose,
Captain Crawley,

638
00:38:51,523 --> 00:38:53,323
that I have no self-respect

639
00:38:53,403 --> 00:38:55,483
because I am poor
and friendless?

640
00:38:56,963 --> 00:38:59,283
Do you think,
because I'm your governess,

641
00:38:59,363 --> 00:39:02,683
I have not as much sense
and feeling and good breeding

642
00:39:02,763 --> 00:39:04,563
as you gentlefolks
in Hampshire?

643
00:39:05,923 --> 00:39:08,243
I'm a Montmorency,
and even if I weren't...

644
00:39:10,163 --> 00:39:11,283
You can do this

645
00:39:11,363 --> 00:39:12,723
because you have
a loving father

646
00:39:12,803 --> 00:39:13,603
and I have none.

647
00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,563
Miss Sharp.

648
00:39:15,643 --> 00:39:17,923
Rebecca.

649
00:39:18,003 --> 00:39:20,763
I would happily share
the old boy with you.

650
00:39:25,003 --> 00:39:26,923
I have never met anyone like you.

651
00:39:28,963 --> 00:39:31,643
You've never met anyone
without a mother,

652
00:39:31,723 --> 00:39:33,723
a father,
or a penny to her name.

653
00:39:33,803 --> 00:39:36,243
I've never met anyone
with so much life in her.

654
00:39:39,163 --> 00:39:40,523
Gad.

655
00:39:42,803 --> 00:39:45,283
I wouldn't hurt you
for a thousand pounds.

656
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,563
Then you don't mean
to ruin me, sir?

657
00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:55,643
I mean with the utmost respect

658
00:39:55,723 --> 00:39:57,563
and affection, Miss Sharp....

659
00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,763
to kiss you.

660
00:40:07,763 --> 00:40:08,763
The music's stopped.

661
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,043
Becky!

662
00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:12,403
Becky.

663
00:40:12,483 --> 00:40:14,123
Ahem.

664
00:40:15,403 --> 00:40:18,603
Not you! I don't want you!

665
00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:20,323
Becky.

666
00:40:20,403 --> 00:40:21,803
I'm dying.

667
00:40:21,883 --> 00:40:24,283
No, no. Lie back.
Lie back. Lie back.

668
00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:26,803
Ohh.

669
00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:28,483
I blame him.

670
00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,803
My brother gives me mutton

671
00:40:40,883 --> 00:40:43,203
when he knows it makes me ill.

672
00:40:43,283 --> 00:40:45,323
Peace and quiet
is what you need.

673
00:40:46,723 --> 00:40:49,723
I'm quite a fragile creature,
you know.

674
00:40:49,803 --> 00:40:51,203
I can see that.

675
00:40:52,763 --> 00:40:53,803
Ohh.

676
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,923
Sometimes I think
my entire family

677
00:41:02,003 --> 00:41:03,643
is trying to kill me off.

678
00:41:07,163 --> 00:41:08,763
But what if you survived...

679
00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:12,083
and sought your revenge?

680
00:41:12,163 --> 00:41:14,563
This family
won't kill you, silly.

681
00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:15,963
They're all too afraid of you

682
00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:17,683
and of Captain Crawley.

683
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:27,283
My valiant guardsman
will protect me.

684
00:41:32,363 --> 00:41:33,763
Shall I take your front?

685
00:41:35,483 --> 00:41:36,683
Mm.

686
00:41:43,763 --> 00:41:45,243
There.

687
00:41:45,323 --> 00:41:46,723
That didn't hurt, did it?

688
00:42:18,963 --> 00:42:21,283
I'm so sorry
I've not written to you,

689
00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:22,803
my beloved Amelia,

690
00:42:22,883 --> 00:42:25,083
these many months past.

691
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:27,723
But what news was there
to tell at first

692
00:42:27,803 --> 00:42:30,803
of the sayings and doings
of Humdrum Hall?

693
00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:32,163
And what do you care

694
00:42:32,243 --> 00:42:34,243
whether the turnip crop
is good or bad?

695
00:42:38,603 --> 00:42:41,603
But, from the moment
of Aunt Matilda's arrival,

696
00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:44,683
I determined to make
myself agreeable.

697
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:47,763
I commend you
on your complete victory.

698
00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:53,843
Is it not a poor
governess' duty,

699
00:42:53,923 --> 00:42:57,003
who has not a friend
or protector in the world,

700
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:59,283
happy, happy Amelia,

701
00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:00,883
who has a dear father

702
00:43:00,963 --> 00:43:03,483
who will give you
anything you ask for...

703
00:43:03,563 --> 00:43:06,643
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm his business partner.

704
00:43:06,723 --> 00:43:08,123
Surely he wanted
to see me. We...

705
00:43:08,203 --> 00:43:09,363
Papa?

706
00:43:09,443 --> 00:43:10,563
I know, sir, I know,

707
00:43:10,643 --> 00:43:11,803
but he will not see you.

708
00:43:11,883 --> 00:43:12,923
My oldest friend.

709
00:43:13,003 --> 00:43:14,363
There must be some mistake.

710
00:43:14,443 --> 00:43:16,723
Don't let yourself down, sir.
Your daughter.

711
00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:20,163
Amelia, come this way.

712
00:43:20,243 --> 00:43:21,443
I hope to see George.

713
00:43:21,523 --> 00:43:23,323
We are not welcome.

714
00:43:23,403 --> 00:43:25,683
We have no admittance.

715
00:43:25,763 --> 00:43:27,043
I don't understand.

716
00:43:27,123 --> 00:43:28,923
Mr. Osborne has called in
all his loans.

717
00:43:30,203 --> 00:43:31,643
But...

718
00:43:31,723 --> 00:43:34,243
Amelia,
I--I can't pay back...

719
00:43:34,323 --> 00:43:35,643
Mr. Sedley, sir.

720
00:43:37,443 --> 00:43:38,563
I'm sorry!

721
00:43:38,643 --> 00:43:40,123
It's all right, sir.
Come on, please.

722
00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:41,883
- Come on, sir.
- I'm sorry!

723
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,643
Oh, God!

724
00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:59,763
No lame ducks.

725
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,083
My French lace handkerchiefs?

726
00:44:07,163 --> 00:44:08,123
I have them.

727
00:44:08,203 --> 00:44:10,683
Laundered here, I suppose,
and utterly ruined?

728
00:44:10,763 --> 00:44:12,363
I washed and pressed them myself.

729
00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:13,563
An angel.

730
00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:16,763
Becky. Becky.

731
00:44:16,843 --> 00:44:18,483
Shoo! I need a nurse

732
00:44:18,563 --> 00:44:20,923
far more than you
need a governess.

733
00:44:23,403 --> 00:44:25,163
Rawdon, bring her back.

734
00:44:25,243 --> 00:44:26,923
I have no doubt
we will be seeing

735
00:44:27,003 --> 00:44:28,603
Miss Sharp again,
my dear.

736
00:44:28,683 --> 00:44:30,243
Dear Lord, I pray not.

737
00:44:55,163 --> 00:44:58,003
Oh. We escaped.

738
00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:02,003
Miss Crawley,
you should know

739
00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:04,363
that my father was a martyr
to strong liquor

740
00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:05,963
and my mother
was an opera girl.

741
00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,363
Really?

742
00:45:11,603 --> 00:45:13,323
How marvelous.

743
00:45:13,403 --> 00:45:15,083
An opera girl?

744
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,323
Oh, dear.

745
00:45:23,603 --> 00:45:24,723
Thank you, my dear.

746
00:45:27,963 --> 00:45:30,523
Beware, old London town.

747
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:33,083
Miss Sharp is on her way.

748
00:45:35,363 --> 00:45:38,523
An opera girl.

749
00:46:22,403 --> 00:46:26,283
♪ Then I have to let them be...