1 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:08,550 The first time I came to this place, I wondered how a place so beautiful, 2 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,011 so perfect could make me so sad. 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,598 Eventually figured out it, it's because I had no one to share it with. 4 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,769 I feel like I know you so well, but I don't know you at all. 5 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,812 Tuesday can't come soon enough. 6 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,575 Drop it! 7 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,662 Oh my God. No! 8 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,378 Guy out with his metal detector this morning found the body. 9 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,172 - Metal detector guy check out? - Oh, yeah. Barn Phillips 10 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:51,510 he splits his leisure time between metal detecting and blackout drinking. 11 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,554 Is he known to get violent on his way to blackout? 12 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,265 Sir, the only thing that Barn is murdering is his liver. 13 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,308 - Okay, Shaw... - Yeah. 14 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,854 What's it going to take to get you to stop calling me "sir"? 15 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,398 Well, you could step down, make me the chief, that would do it. 16 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,024 I cannot, in good conscience, 17 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,568 turn over the reins to someone who hasn't taken 18 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,194 their marksmanship recertification test. 19 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,572 - That this week? - This week is the last week, yes. 20 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,241 There are slots Wednesday at six, Thursday at eight. 21 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,159 Actually, I'm going in tonight at nine. 22 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,495 What times work for you? 23 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:22,833 Thursday at eight, you said, and Wednesday at six, I mean, I-- 24 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,711 come to think of it, I could probably do tonight. 25 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,630 Yeah, I could, I can make that work. Yup. 26 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,425 Great. Tonight. 27 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,137 - I'll book us in. - Great. 28 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,103 What do we got? 29 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,731 Male, mid-to-late twenties. 30 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,733 Initial examination shows evidence 31 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,526 of blunt force trauma to the back of the head. 32 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,069 - Identification? - Not yet. 33 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,322 We did find a cell phone a few feet away, 34 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,782 but we haven't been able to unlock it yet. 35 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,409 No other ID on him, 36 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,119 I did find something interesting, though. 37 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,163 More interesting than a bubble-wrapped body? 38 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,581 About even, I'd say. 39 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,501 You know, some people have this weird fetish 40 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,878 where they need to pop these things. 41 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,922 Not me, but some... 42 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,301 See, I can stop at one. 43 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,596 Wes? 44 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:22,392 I found this tucked into the waistband of his jeans. 45 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,020 - Calling card? - You think? 46 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,148 I don't know, but if it's calling card, it could indicate more to come. 47 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,400 Yeah, more we haven't found yet. Could we take a look? 48 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,653 I was just waiting for you two. Little help? 49 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:41,078 Well, I don't recognize him. We're gonna have to get into that phone. 50 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,872 I don't feel good about that one. 51 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,797 - You know what surprises me? - What? 52 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,092 That we walked into a genuinely interesting mystery 53 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,760 and there's no sign of Harley Carter. 54 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,512 Well, if it's as interesting as you say it is, 55 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,889 he will be up to his neck in it by the second act. 56 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:04,059 - Yeah, you're starting to talk like him. - Oh, I know. 57 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,398 Hey, is that little girl still giving me the stink eye? 58 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,525 - Oh, yeah. Big time. - Yeah, well, tough. 59 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,901 I got to this horse first, 60 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,570 - I won it fair and square. - Hey, 61 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,738 not that I don't love getting chicken pox, 62 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,782 but, is there a reason why we're here right now? 63 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,286 I got a message last night on one of the Call Carter message boards 64 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,746 from a potential client saying to meet him here. 65 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,915 It was signed "Precocious Eight-year-old." 66 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,168 Could be any one of these people. 67 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:32,129 I'm thinking maybe the red-haired kid back there. 68 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,923 - He looks a little suspicious. - The one that's eating his snot? 69 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,759 - Are you kidding me? There's no way. - Be cool. 70 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:42,014 Hey, did we just get "psst-ed" at? 71 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,224 - Hey, guys! - It's Vijay! 72 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,393 Vijay, when did you get back into town? 73 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,979 - Yesterday! - Why didn't you call us? 74 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,273 Hey, you can't do that! 75 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,983 Hey. I did, I sent you a note. 76 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,027 - I'm the Precocious eight-year-old. - You're the client? 77 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,111 Yeah. 78 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,947 Hop on horse, man! Come on! 79 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:00,115 That's a very bad idea. 80 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,575 - Can you stop this? - Sorry, buddy. 81 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,410 Harley paid for a whole hour. 82 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,205 - I'm just surprisingly unfit. - Take my hand! 83 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,877 Why all the secrecy? 84 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,421 - It's bad. It's really bad. - Well, how bad can it be? 85 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,673 Well, try Call Carter episode 308 kind of bad. 86 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,884 You killed Jeff Probst the host of Survivor? 87 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,761 Was that episode 308? No. 88 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,763 What was the one where Blake Shelton falls in love online, 89 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,306 then is falsely accused of killing her? 90 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,183 You fell in love with someone who's now dead? 91 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,560 No, and maybe. 92 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,896 You know how I monitor the Call Carter message boards? 93 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,564 - Of course. Who doesn't? - I don't. 94 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:37,945 Well, there was this one guy I was talking to @jitterjuicejoe and that one night, 95 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:41,782 - well, it turned into two nights... - Oh, you fell in love online. 96 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,076 I don't know. I've never done anything like this before 97 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,370 and he was special. Yeah, and he was from Bishop, 98 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,998 unlike the fakes and flakes in Hollywood. So, yeah, I got my hopes up. 99 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:53,460 And I hopped on a plane yesterday and we were supposed to meet last night, 100 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,462 but, he didn't show up. 101 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,965 - And then, you found him dead? - No, I didn't find him at all! 102 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,717 I don't know his name. He was @jitterjuicejoe 103 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,469 and I was always @BrownSugar. 104 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:06,014 If anything happened to him, @BrownSugar's gonna be all over his phone. 105 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,266 No, not exactly. 106 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,393 When we finally got around to exchanging photos, 107 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,688 I sent him a photo of you and I at Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers. 108 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,772 You know, the one where I had perfect hair. 109 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,149 I remember it. You looked amazing. What's your point? 110 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,987 Well, he looked at the picture and got confused. 111 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,073 Oh my God. He thought he was flirting with Harley Carter 112 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,075 - on the message boards. - Yeah. 113 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,412 You tricked someone into falling in love with me? 114 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,330 - 'Cause that's Harley's job. - I liked him so much, 115 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,707 I didn't want to tell him the truth. 116 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,333 If you like someone that much, 117 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,961 that's exactly when you're supposed to tell them the truth. 118 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,630 I know. And now he's gonna hate me. 119 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,215 And either he's dead or not, 120 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,842 I don't know, but I'm gonna be accused of murder 121 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,510 and I don't know what to do! I'm freaking out right now, Harley! 122 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,470 Just calm down, Vijay. Calm down. 123 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,889 Yeah. Okay, can I be this guy? 124 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,473 Do you think maybe it's possible 125 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:52,269 that this is just a case of he's just not that into you and you got ghosted? 126 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,189 - Oh, Dave, come on. - What? 127 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:58,025 The guy thought he was meeting me. Of course he's gonna show up. 128 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,860 Come back when you have something that's useful. 129 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,613 Vijay, don't worry. We'll find this guy and he'll be fine. 130 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,114 - Really? - Yeah. 131 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:08,285 You think we're gonna let anything happen to the man who loves me? 132 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,932 Carter 133 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:37,231 Hey, Dot, Vijay's gonna crash with us for a little while. 134 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,275 - He's gonna sleep on the couch. - Or I could get your old crib. 135 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,944 Well, I'm taller than you. 136 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,738 I'm only three feet tall, so I wouldn't sound so proud. 137 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,991 Dave Leigh, I need to speak to you for a second. 138 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,537 Oh, Dave's in trouble. 139 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,788 Nah, she's all bark. 140 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,748 - David! Now! - Okay. 141 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:59,920 All right, Vijay, tell me whether you know about @jitterjuicejoe, 142 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,089 and don't say he's wonderful 'cause there's a million Mr. Wonderfuls 143 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,132 out there, no one's ever gonna hook up with them. 144 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,760 - Job? - Yes, but I don't know what it is. 145 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,637 - Okay. Family? - I know he has a mom. 146 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,349 Thank you. That narrows it down to the entire human race. 147 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,768 - What did you two talk about? - Everything. 148 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:18,313 Yeah, I know his favourite song it's "Mr. Blue Sky." 149 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:20,816 I know he loves his dad, but doesn't know whether he likes him. 150 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,568 I know he wants to make his mark on the world, 151 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,820 but also hates that he wants to make his mark on the world. 152 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,781 - I know tons! - Come on, I need real clues here. 153 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:28,949 Think. 154 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,287 He sent me a video from his apartment. 155 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,496 Let's go. 156 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,165 Hey, can you keep the cops out of this? 157 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,709 - Why? - Because if something did happen, 158 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,793 I'd be the number one suspect. 159 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,546 No. I would be the number one suspect. Thank you for that. 160 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,591 Yeah, for like two seconds, then it'd be all Vijay, all the time. 161 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,509 And then, the agency will find out I'm not in Aspen, 162 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,095 pitching Topher Grace and they will fire me. 163 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:53,056 You have to promise no police, a Harley Carter promise. 164 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,725 - I promise. - Okay. 165 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,560 All right, let's see this. 166 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,938 It isn't much, but it's home. 167 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:06,737 I haven't let anyone inside since Mark, but I think I'm ready, so come over. 168 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,323 I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 169 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,202 Bye. 170 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,412 Who's Mark? 171 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,999 His last boyfriend. Yeah, he broke Jitterjuicejoe's heart. 172 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,127 You didn't think last boyfriend was more important than "Mr. Blue Sky"? 173 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,504 Now, we watch it again. 174 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,589 It isn't much, but... 175 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,551 Yeah, I'd be happy to drive you into town, but what's wrong with your car? 176 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,678 I might need a getaway driver. 177 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,890 We're not robbing any banks, are we? 'Cause fool me once... 178 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:38,018 I just need someone and it can't be Harley. 179 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,396 - Will you do it? - Yeah, of course. 180 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,607 But you didn't say we're not robbing any banks. 181 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,275 Hey, where are you going? 182 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,152 I don't answer to you! 183 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,199 Sam? 184 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,368 They unlocked this phone we found near the crime scene. 185 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,620 - Anything interesting? - I'm gonna say yes. 186 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,164 It belongs to a guy named Ben Lyndecker. 187 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,374 Should I know that name? 188 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,668 - Maybe. Can I read you a text? - Yeah. 189 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,963 "I can't swim, but I'm ready to drown in you." 190 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,590 It's a little cheesy, but the sentiments are lovely. 191 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,926 - Point, please? - There's tons of these 192 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,469 and they're all... 193 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,012 from Harley Carter, 194 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,681 who sometimes calls himself 195 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,433 - @BrownSugar. - What? 196 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:23,522 "You're a mystery I look forward to solving." 197 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,148 Harley? 198 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,318 Are you messing with me? 199 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,987 - No. - No. 200 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,991 Oh, well, that was just... 201 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,743 that was more graphic than I had expected. 202 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,580 - I know where @jitterjuicejoe lives. - How? 203 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,332 You would know too, if you weren't just pretending to be me. 204 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,376 You see, you watch this video with only one of your senses. 205 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,296 I watched with all five of mine and a sixth sense 206 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,214 that I haven't come up with a cool name for yet. 207 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,633 Okay, first things first, that... 208 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,594 that's a garbage truck. By the timecode, 209 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,679 we can see this video was taken on a Tuesday morning. 210 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,264 So, we look up what neighborhoods in Bishop 211 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,392 that gets its garbage picked-up on Tuesday morning. 212 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,227 Next up, you hear that? 213 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,313 - An elevator. - Right. 214 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,689 So, what are we looking for? 215 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,983 Apartment building. Nice. 216 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,652 Now, look at the coffee mug. It says "Phil's Fuels." 217 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,863 There are three Phil's Fuels in Bishop, 218 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,616 but one in a neighborhood that gets its garbage picked up 219 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:16,909 on Tuesdays mornings. 220 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,036 - Okay. I'm impressed. - I'm not done. 221 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,370 See the light coming through the window? 222 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,831 Now, this church steeple across the street, 223 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,959 the light gets blocked only on the first floors, 224 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,378 so, we're looking at the second floor, but I already knew that. 225 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,546 What? How? 226 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,590 Look at your boy. 227 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,967 On the windowsill, right in back of him? 228 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,470 All right, let's go in and see if anyone's home. 229 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:39,181 Wait. What if I'm wrong? 230 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,807 What if he found out I'm not you 231 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,726 and Dave's right and I'm just being ghosted? 232 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,521 Vijay, whatever we find up there is gonna to be the truth 233 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,106 or at least get us one step closer to the truth, 234 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,191 and that's always a good thing. 235 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:52,694 No. That's easy for you to say 'cause you're you. 236 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:56,365 Being Harley Carter is only two thirds amazing natural ability 237 00:10:56,448 --> 00:11:00,577 and one third having the confidence in that amazing natural ability. 238 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,538 You know what, Vijay? Show me your confident walk. 239 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,457 Come on, do it. Yes. Work. Supermodel walking. 240 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,418 Yes! Confidence, here we go. Keep going. 241 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,255 Vijay are you trying to seduce me? 'Cause it's working! 242 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,340 Sashay. Chante. 243 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,217 Vijay, come! 244 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,343 What? 245 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,763 Okay, now that we're in, how do we get inside Ben's apartment? 246 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,099 Vijay, you mistake me for a man with a plan. 247 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,559 That's Matt Leblanc. 248 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:27,187 I never go in prepared, there's no fun in that. 249 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:32,693 Things and people always have a way of revealing themselves. 250 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,864 Oh, hey. See what I'm talking about? 251 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740 Ma'am...I am-- 252 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,742 - Hi. - Harley Carter, I know who you are, 253 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,244 and I know why you're here. 254 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,663 I know all about you because Ben's told me all about you. 255 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,415 Oh. All good things I hope. 256 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,250 Otherwise, I hope you don't have a... 257 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,586 Twitter account. This is my good buddy. 258 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,713 - He may have killed someone. - No. 259 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,882 Are you here to see Ben? Because I haven't seen him lately. 260 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,592 Maybe for a couple days. I'm the neighbour. 261 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,177 I'm Roz. I'm always around here. 262 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:02,014 I know, kind of like a character in a TV show, huh? 263 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,725 No. Those character are always annoying, 264 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,478 you know, crazy, statement jewelry that's not you. 265 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,731 Any idea where we might find Ben? 266 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,024 Well, I thought that he was with you 267 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,442 because he told me you had a date. 268 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,944 He's a good boy, so please don't play with his heart. 269 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:19,239 Oh, yeah, I'll be kind to him. I'm a very generous lover. 270 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,408 We were supposed to meet up, but he never showed 271 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,285 and now I'm worried. 272 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,746 Well, tell you what, I water his plants when he's away, 273 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,289 so I do have a key. 274 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:33,295 Whoa. It's perfect. Nice. 275 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,215 Feels so weird being in your potential boyfriend's house 276 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,175 before you've met your actual boyfriend. 277 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:39,927 It's perfect. 278 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,804 What is that ungodly smell? 279 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,598 Yeah, and the beeping. 280 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,350 It's an alarm clock. 281 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,268 The lessons continue. What does that tell us? 282 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,687 The snooze button's broken. 283 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,732 I don't know. Wait, where are you going? 284 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,861 I am following my nose 285 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,364 to the source of that remarkable smell. 286 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,203 This was in the sink. 287 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,581 Probably put in there to thaw. I'd say it's a little past due. 288 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:14,378 This is the apartment of someone who 100% was meant to come home. 289 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,587 But didn't. 290 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,175 No. Dude, don't answer that. 291 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,219 Hello? 292 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,680 This is Detective Sam Shaw from Bishop P.D. 293 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,392 Am I speaking with Ben Lyndecker? 294 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,020 No, this is the Leif Gunterbloom. I am a travel writer, 295 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,606 writing about the topiaries here in Bishop. 296 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,234 Harley. What is going on? 297 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,986 Man! What gave me away? 298 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,904 Was it the topiaries? Little too quirky. 299 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,907 Why are you answering Ben Lyndecker's phone? Put him on. 300 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,368 He's not home right now. 301 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,995 Then why are you doing in his apartment? 302 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:52,541 And Harley, that is the first of many questions I have for you. 303 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,751 - Maybe I should come down. - Maybe? 304 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,839 Okay, you can't tell her I'm here. Okay? You made a promise. 305 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,466 I'll try to. You stay here in case he shows up. 306 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,385 Wait, no. What if he does show up? 307 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,511 I don't know what to say! 308 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,014 Also, this is not the outfit I pictured myself wearing. 309 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,141 We don't have time to buy you a fireman's outfit right now. 310 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,101 We want him to show up, it means he's alive. 311 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,353 I know, but I don't know what--Harley... 312 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:15,898 You're gonna do great. Just don't touch anything. 313 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,908 Hi, Ben. Hey, Vijay here. 314 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,076 I know. 315 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,662 I know. I'd be disappointed too. 316 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,841 Oh, crap. 317 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,052 You think you can just drag me in here, 318 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,139 rake me over the coals and treat me like I'm some two-bit hoodlum? 319 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,141 Like we haven't had a history, Sam? 320 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,685 Harley, you were the one who insisted on doing this in here. 321 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,395 I was perfectly fine at my desk. 322 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,941 I just wanted to see what it was like on this side of the table. 323 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,653 Wow, it's a whole different energy! You know? 324 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,905 I never get cast as criminals. 325 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,323 I guess it's the dimples 326 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,784 Harley, Ben Lyndecker's phone 327 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,161 was found at a crime scene, near a body. 328 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,371 A body? 329 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,958 We're 100% sure it was not Ben's body? 330 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,795 Yes, but could be a connection between that body and this phone. 331 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,589 - Can I see the body? - No, but you can see the phone 332 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:26,760 because there are tons of gushingly romantic texts from you. 333 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,846 "We haven't even met and I feel like you know me 334 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,514 better than most of my so-called friends. 335 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,433 Like you see the real me, the version that I hope to be." 336 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,103 - I didn't write that. - I know. 337 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,897 I called Ben's work. They haven't seen him in three days. 338 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,148 They are very worried. 339 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,650 There is clearly a connection 340 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,611 between the body at the beach and your missing person. 341 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,363 So, Harley, no more games. 342 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,073 Your client could be that connection. 343 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,700 He isn't. 344 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,661 - I'm the client. - Vijay, what-- 345 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,871 what the hell is going on? 346 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,122 I'm @BrownSugar. 347 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,875 Well, technically, I am @BrownSugar 348 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:02,004 Ben Lyndecker and I were sort of pre-dating online. 349 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,965 But there was some confusion and he thought I was Harley. 350 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,675 And you didn't correct him. 351 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,218 I messed up, yes. 352 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,262 But we were supposed to meet up and I was going to come clean, 353 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,722 but he never showed. 354 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,975 Well, his phone was found beside a dead body. 355 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,393 Not Ben's body. 356 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,437 But we need to know everything that you know. 357 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,898 Well, that's why I'm here. I think I have a suspect. 358 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,691 I found this. 359 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,070 It's a restraining order filed by Ben against a Mark Turner. 360 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,822 - The ex-boyfriend. - Apparently, 361 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,908 but he never said anything about a restraining order. 362 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,743 Okay. Well, I need to run this, find out 363 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,161 who and where this guy is. 364 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,787 This is good. Stay close. 365 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,539 This might be the break that we need. 366 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:39,499 Oh, Vijay, I'm glad you met someone. 367 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,419 Well, technically, I met someone, 368 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,338 but yeah, congrats, Vijay. 369 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,881 Hey, so, uh, what do we do now? 370 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,634 We don't do anything. I am going back to the apartment. 371 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,969 You are going to my house to relax. 372 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472 Relax? How? 373 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,185 Okay, we're here. 374 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,436 Now, can you tell me why? 375 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,189 You cannot tell this to Harley. Promise. 376 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,899 Okay. I promise. 377 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,944 I'm having coffee with a man. Don't say anything! 378 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,450 It's too early. I can't do this. Drive. 379 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,245 Stop. This is ridiculous. 380 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,454 I'm a young woman, 381 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,332 and this is what Koji would have wanted. He told me so. 382 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:24,169 I need adult, human conversation. 383 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,672 I can't sit at home, listening to you and Harley 384 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:30,759 argue about Pizza Pockets vs. Hot Pockets every night. 385 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:34,596 So, a person showed me how to use an online dating service. 386 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,641 I was only on for one day and someone asked me for a coffee 387 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,935 because, obviously, I'm hot stuff. 388 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,771 I let him dangle for two weeks, 389 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,524 but last night... 390 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,526 I said yes. 391 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,612 I think this is the right thing to do, 392 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,115 and then I think about Harley finding out 393 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,825 and I think it's the wrong thing to do. 394 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,744 Dot, it's just coffee! That's it. 395 00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:01,081 You deserve to real conversation and connecting with someone. 396 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:04,084 And...I'm proud of you for this. 397 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,462 And everybody knows it's all about the Hot Pockets, okay? 398 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,631 End of debate. Now, go. Get out of here. 399 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,300 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 400 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,972 Wait for a minute just in case he's a psycho. 401 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,892 Like you can't handle a psycho. 402 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,935 True. Go. 403 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,562 Yeah. Okay. 404 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,825 - Oh. - Hey. 405 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,702 Something's really happening and you're investigating, 406 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,579 and I know exactly what you're thinking. 407 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,331 I'd love to know what I'm thinking. 408 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,249 You're thinking, "Oh, yeah, here she is, 409 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,961 the nosy neighbour, huh, pretending to ask all the innocent questions, 410 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,505 but really she knows something 411 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,216 and she's asking questions to figure out what you know." 412 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,759 I honestly wasn't thinking that. 413 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:58,055 But now you are. And the longer I talk, the more suspicious it seems. 414 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,265 And now, if I say I don't know anything, 415 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,142 it's really going to look like I know something. 416 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,812 And, hey, how 'bout me having the key to Ben's apartment at the ready? 417 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,065 Huh? You think I did it, don't you? 418 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,609 - Did what? - Whatever it is you think I did. 419 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,735 Hey. 420 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,403 Remember when you said 421 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,281 you're like the neighbour down the hall in all those TV shows? 422 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,826 Not true. You've already had way too many lines. 423 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,037 Those people don't never get this much screen time. 424 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,081 Thank you. 425 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,144 - Hello? - Hey, Vijay, when you were here, 426 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,272 you didn't happen to leave a gun on the table, did you? 427 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,275 Gun? What? No. Of course not. 428 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,609 And I would tell you. 429 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,945 Did you take a bath in my tub? 430 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,073 You told me to relax! And how did you know? 431 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,325 Either swapped faces with John Travolta 432 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,370 or you're wearing my Brazilian mahogany nut 433 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,705 skin conditioning mask. 434 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,373 You know how expensive those things are? 435 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:09,668 Okay, now that is crazy. How could you possibly-- 436 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,088 Because I'm a detective and the way you said the word "relax", 437 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:16,675 it sounded like your face was in a vice. Can you tell me what I'm doing right now? 438 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,886 No, you can't, because you only have five senses! 439 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,771 Hey. 440 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,648 - I know who you are. - Harley Carter. 441 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,025 You're in that root beer commercial, right? 442 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,359 Roobidoo's Root Beer. 443 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,862 - The Cadillac of root beers. - Cadillac of root beers, yeah. 444 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,615 Who are you? 445 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,325 Dennis. 446 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,453 Dennis. I'm a real old friend of Ben's. 447 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,787 And I heard he might be in trouble, 448 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,581 so I wanted to come by, see if I could help. 449 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,750 Yeah, same here. 450 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,252 This is great. Two heads are better than one. 451 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,463 You search that side of the apartment I'll search this side. 452 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:55,714 Sure. 453 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,634 - Thanks, Mark. - Yep. 454 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,135 Oh. Made you look. 455 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,098 Are you under the impression 456 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,770 that I walked into your trap? 457 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,482 Okay. Hey. 458 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,567 Take it easy, okay? 459 00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:16,818 I'm not much of a shot, 460 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,820 but six feet isn't much of a distance. 461 00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:21,782 Yeah, but what would you say if I told you there are no bullets in that gun? 462 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,242 I would ask you why-- 463 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,410 why did you bring a gun that didn't have bullets? 464 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,249 Because I was trying to scare you. 465 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,959 Away from Ben. 466 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,294 - I'm trying to help Ben. - By getting into his pants? 467 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,964 I have zero interest 468 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:40,217 - in the contents of Ben's slacks. - Hey, listen, man. 469 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,929 Easy. I have a sixth sense, okay? 470 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,474 I call it my "Harley Sense-o-Rama." 471 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,565 I guess there were bullets in that gun. 472 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,365 Damn you, Sense-o-Rama! 473 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:10,873 What have you done with Ben? 474 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,374 - What have I done with Ben? - Oh my! 475 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:17,254 - What have you done with Ben? - Did I get him? 476 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,007 You gotta stop kicking me! 477 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:22,301 Oh, well, I don't think I like that tone very much. 478 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,137 I'm trying to help you, Harley. But you know what? 479 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:29,683 I have taken self defence classes. You just gotta meet me halfway! 480 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,895 Oh, I think I did get you there. Sorry, Harley. 481 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,397 He's biting me! 482 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,275 That's exactly what I learned in self defence. 483 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,361 - Just call the cops, please! - Oh, yeah. 484 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,242 Come on. 485 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:53,624 Look, I'm no Dr. Phil, but a restraining order is a very clear signal 486 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,126 - that the relationship is over. - Where were you Saturday night? 487 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,545 Oh, you mean when Harley Carter's goons kidnapped Ben? 488 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,547 - I'm sorry? - Yeah, I was at the lake that night. 489 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,217 - Stalking Ben. - I was protecting Ben, 490 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,968 because I knew he got involved 491 00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,679 with this Hollywood sleazoid guy. And to be honest with you, 492 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:10,516 - I'm the one who loves Ben. - Let's get back to these goons. 493 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:12,893 Two guys. 494 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:17,147 It was dark, okay, I couldn't hear them, but I heard Ben scream. 495 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,191 - And then, I heard a scuffle. - And you didn't even try to stop them 496 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,859 from taking the man you "love"? 497 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,986 Excuse me? It all happened so fast. Okay? 498 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,989 And to be honest with you, that is exactly why I bought a gun, 499 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,366 'cause I could rescue Ben. 500 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,910 His story stinks. Your story stinks, Mark. 501 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,453 We know something happened at the lake 502 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,872 and my money is on you being in the middle of it. Refalski! 503 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,749 I want you to take this guy away 504 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:37,709 and let him think about the error of his ways. 505 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,753 We'll talk to him again when he's got his story straight. 506 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:42,047 You can't do that because I actually didn't do anything. 507 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,716 Are you kidding me? Illegal possession of a firearm. 508 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,719 - Violation of a restraining order. - And you messed with someone on my list. 509 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,138 You do not get to walk away from that. 510 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,850 - Get him out of here. - You don't know love! 511 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,270 Sorry. 512 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,189 It's hard for me to maintain my neutral with that guy. 513 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,524 Yeah, well, I'll, uh, 514 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,110 make sure that I don't mess with anyone on your list. 515 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,237 What makes you think you're not on my list? 516 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,829 - Hey. - Hey. 517 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,747 You heard all that? 518 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:19,001 - I don't think he did it. - Mark? 519 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,753 He's insane, but his insane logic tracks. 520 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,256 When we were fighting he was convinced that I had Ben. 521 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:27,050 So, we have just two mystery voices. 522 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:31,013 Not just. Wes just texted. He's got a lead on the bubble wrap 523 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,306 from your body by the lake. 524 00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,186 What were they doing in a box factory? 525 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:44,484 They actually wrapped the body in a clue to the crime scene. 526 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:49,072 Yeah, I think we can eliminate criminal masterminds off of our suspect list. 527 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,533 They jimmied the back door, so they knew this place was abandoned. 528 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,036 Oh! Bubble wrap. 529 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,289 Ah, Sam, you remember this place? 530 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,373 Oh, yeah. 531 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,376 We used to have all our marching band after parties here. 532 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,544 Don't do that. 533 00:25:03,212 --> 00:25:04,338 You were in a marching band? 534 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,756 Yeah. It was a thing. 535 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,843 Nobody parties like a marching band. The parties. 536 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:12,179 Full disclosure-- and this doesn't leave this room-- 537 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,348 three years of figure skating. 538 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,600 Mom had a dream. So... 539 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,520 if you need a grown ass black man to do a triple Lutz, I'm your guy. 540 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,271 Chief Yamaguchi. 541 00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:26,527 Anyone here play Texas Hold'em? 542 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:30,364 I will play with you, I just won't play with her. 543 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,032 Once in a while I get lucky. 544 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,076 Yeah, well I'm not too shabby myself. 545 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:38,622 I will gladly lose $500 to watch you lose $500. 546 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,374 Shaw, what do you see? 547 00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:43,877 I see, these two folded early... 548 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,755 Serious pot and why wouldn't it be? 549 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,466 Got a two and three of diamonds on the flop. 550 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,592 Six of diamonds on the river. 551 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,678 Anybody with a diamond is riding this one down. 552 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,305 Well, this guy was bluffing hard. 553 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,892 This would be the dealer... 554 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,521 Two pair. Jacks over fours. 555 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,481 All these diamonds floating around on the table, 556 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,733 and he's sticking in it with two pair? 557 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,238 Here it is. Four of diamonds. 558 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,617 Harley, the body that we found had a five of diamonds on it. 559 00:26:15,701 --> 00:26:16,743 What? 560 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,168 Sorry, I just wanted to do that for dramatic effect. 561 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,045 So, the guy has a five of diamonds in his pocket 562 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,798 hoping to draw a straight flush? 563 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,341 Nah, that's a one in a million shot. 564 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:35,053 But if the dealer is cheating, he palms the five of diamonds 565 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,139 to keep the straight flush out of the opponent's hand. 566 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,099 - Nice! - I told you I played cards. 567 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,602 - And figure skated. - And I am a detective. 568 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:43,061 Try playing one on TV. 569 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,981 Except the cheater got caught cheating. 570 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:49,109 This guy reached across the table, knocking over this beer bottle. 571 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:52,779 Drunken shoving dude smatch ensues. 572 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:56,366 Dealer dies from blunt force trauma to the head. 573 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:02,122 How does this tie to Ben Lyndecker? 574 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:05,709 I mean, yeah, on a Saturday, but it can't be a coincidence. 575 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,754 Yeah, well, maybe the prints in here will turn up something. 576 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,339 So, what's our next move? 577 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:13,842 I'm gonna go take another look at Ben Lyndecker's phone. 578 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,512 My Harley Sense-o-Rama is tingling. 579 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,897 I feel like I know you so well, but I don't know you at all. 580 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,400 Tuesday cannot come soon enough. 581 00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:31,610 What's your sixth sense saying? 582 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,029 Telling you to let me concentrate on this. 583 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,907 Why didn't you tell me you were single ready to mingle? 584 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,076 I--because I didn't think you cared. 585 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,203 I know a guy who likes guys like you. 586 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,663 Oh, he likes Indian guys. 587 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,165 No, he likes guys he can lift up. 588 00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,084 You know, like a doll. 589 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:48,794 Button up for a sec, 590 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,923 'cause I think I just found something that's gonna crack this case wide open! 591 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:59,263 This is the last selfie that Ben took. 592 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,472 - So? - No. 593 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,725 He's alive. Well, I mean, the photo is live. 594 00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:08,063 I present to you our missing poker players. 595 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,859 We were looking for a connection when there wasn't one. 596 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:14,069 Ben was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 597 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,571 He saw them with the dead dealer. 598 00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:17,239 So, they grabbed him. 599 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,866 We pulled a ton of prints from the poker game. 600 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:21,118 No matches. These guys might be first timers. 601 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,662 If they're not stone cold killers, it means there's still a chance, 602 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,748 just a chance that Ben is more than just a live photo. 603 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,294 Sam, I've got the tiniest little bell ringing in my head. 604 00:28:30,377 --> 00:28:33,922 - Do you recognize them? - Something is on the tip of my brain. 605 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,633 Who are you guys? 606 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,512 You killed him and we were wasted at the time. 607 00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,556 So, let's get wasted and do it again. 608 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,396 My boyfriend is looking for me. 609 00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:51,565 Let him look. Last I checked, it's a big world. 610 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:52,649 My boyfriend is Harley Carter. 611 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:56,445 - Do you know who Harley Carter is? - Yeah. We know Harley Carter. 612 00:28:56,528 --> 00:28:58,280 Yeah, he's one of the world's greatest detectives. 613 00:28:58,363 --> 00:29:01,909 - We aren't fans. - Well, he is real 614 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,161 - and he is coming for me. - You know what's real? 615 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:07,247 Is that Harley Carter is the richest detective in the world. 616 00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:08,957 Ted. 617 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:14,171 Ted. Harley Carter probably has, like, 618 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:17,883 fifty grand in his pants pocket at all times. 619 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,886 We get that money and we don't have to kill anybody. 620 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,554 We could just take off to, uh... 621 00:29:22,638 --> 00:29:25,766 Vegas, huh? Penthouse suite at Caesar's? 622 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:29,603 Vegas. Oh, man, just make the reservation right now. 623 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,943 - And if that doesn't work. - Yeah? 624 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,027 Well, then we'll kill him. 625 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:43,116 No. this whole Topher Grace thing is news to me. 626 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,246 Yeah. No, I never noticed his ears. 627 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:50,832 But, look, I, yeah, I'm just sticking around here to 628 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,502 develop a movie idea. 629 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,673 Yeah, with Harley. It's very modern, very Catfish-ey. 630 00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:01,635 We are hoping for a happy ending, but... 631 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,429 You're not Harley Carter. 632 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:05,931 No. I'm his agent. 633 00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:10,185 Perfect. We want you to negotiate a deal for us. 634 00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,521 I think we can do it the easy way or the hard way. 635 00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,481 What's the hard way, Dougie? 636 00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:16,984 - I hit him? - No. 637 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:27,202 Dot came home, found the door open and the place like this. 638 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,246 Your friend put up a real fight. 639 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,831 There's blood here. 640 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,209 Not much, but all things considered. 641 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,879 Not much is too much. 642 00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,172 What's this? 643 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:39,882 "If you ever want to see your agent 644 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:42,718 or your boyfriend again, get eight hundred thousand dollars cash 645 00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:45,470 together by end of day tomorrow. We'll be in touch." 646 00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,935 You will find Vijay, you will rescue Vijay, 647 00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:55,105 and then you will be best man at his wedding. 648 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,536 This is really hard. 649 00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,664 Okay. 650 00:31:12,748 --> 00:31:14,791 Yes. Okay. 651 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:17,252 Who are you? 652 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,838 I'm Vijay Gill! I'm here to rescue you. 653 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,632 Oh, Carter sent you? 654 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,675 No, not exactly. 655 00:31:25,135 --> 00:31:26,470 Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it. 656 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,971 I'm Harley Carter. 657 00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:30,140 Well, I'm your Harley Carter. 658 00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,392 I'm obviously not the Harley Carter, but okay, 659 00:31:32,476 --> 00:31:34,353 you know, online, on the message boards? 660 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:37,022 That's me. Not Harley. Me. Vijay Gill. 661 00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,815 Okay, it feels so good to make that clear. 662 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:43,320 Okay. 663 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,906 I know you think that made sense but it didn't. 664 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:50,536 - I'm @BrownSugar. - No. Harley Carter is @BrownSugar. 665 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:53,080 No. When we were exchanging photos, you and I, 666 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:55,207 I sent you a photo of me with Harley Carter, 667 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,167 but you thought it was Harley Carter 668 00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:59,044 and I didn't correct you because I liked what was happening 669 00:31:59,127 --> 00:32:00,879 and I didn't want it to end. 670 00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:04,800 So, all of this was you. Never Harley Carter? 671 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,593 I'm sorry. 672 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,890 Why would you do this? Huh? Why wouldn't you say anything? 673 00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:14,101 Because would you have talked to me if I did? 674 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:20,399 So, Harley's not coming to rescue me? 675 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:24,778 - No, he is. We just have to help him. - How? 676 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,782 By using my sixth sense. My Vijay-vision. 677 00:32:28,866 --> 00:32:30,033 Your…What? 678 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:37,791 The desktop! 679 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,419 Okay, can send Harley a flare through the message boards. 680 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,795 Okay. 681 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,547 Okay, we just gotta. 682 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,800 Okay, great. Yes, okay. 683 00:32:46,884 --> 00:32:49,595 Just come on. 684 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:52,181 Yes, team! Okay. Now, 685 00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:53,932 we just have to hunt and peck a message. 686 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:58,145 - I can't get my hands free. - No, we have to peck with our beaks. 687 00:32:58,228 --> 00:32:59,646 Huh? Okay? 688 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:04,318 Okay. I almost got it. Almost got it. 689 00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:10,282 Okay, got it. Okay, now, just type in C. 690 00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:14,119 Okay. A. 691 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,539 Okay. R. 692 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,918 Okay. T. 693 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,128 He just typed everything that he saw. 694 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,881 "Hootie and the Blowfish poster." Not helpful. 695 00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:28,550 "Singing fish." That's every other house up here. 696 00:33:28,634 --> 00:33:31,762 - "Some pants?" Come on, Vijay! - Some pants? 697 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:35,474 "T-shirt with rogs '97 and yellow eyes." 698 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:37,518 - That's it! - That's what? 699 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:41,605 Dot! Hey, Dot. Where is our yearbook from '97? 700 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:42,940 Refalski! 701 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,069 Refalski, why are you reading our yearbook? 702 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,779 I was just dusting it for prints. 703 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:51,657 I was looking for embarrassing pictures to sell online. 704 00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:57,746 Vijay could only see part of the T-shirt. Bullfrogs '97. Big yellow eye. 705 00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:58,956 Bishop Bullfrogs. 706 00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:02,584 - Our high school football team. - '97? We went to school with these guys? 707 00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:05,003 Oh, my God. There it is. The marching band. 708 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,506 - You played clarinet? - Yeah, well, 709 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:08,799 you were a figure skater. 710 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:11,009 Yeah, we're gonna need to see those pictures. 711 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:14,638 Hey, do you remember why we partied at that old plant? 712 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:18,183 Ted Greesly's dad owned the place and Ted had a key. 713 00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:22,938 Yeah. Okay. There's Dave with no facial hair, there's Sam. 714 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:25,858 Look, it's so cute. There's me. I still got it. 715 00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:29,611 - And there is Ted Greesly. - So? 716 00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,489 Who was that guy Ted always hung out with? 717 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:35,576 Dougie Lasseter. 718 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:38,245 We're gonna need to get an address on him. 719 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:40,581 - On it. - I'll alert tactical. 720 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:43,584 Come on, Vijay. Hang in there. 721 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:54,303 Mrs. Lasseter? Hi. Harley Carter. 722 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,347 I went to high school with your son. Is he home? 723 00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:01,685 Harley Carter! How tall you've gotten. 724 00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:05,564 You used to be heavier and you had amazing dimples. 725 00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:08,483 Well, I still got the dimples. It's why I never play bad guys. 726 00:35:08,567 --> 00:35:12,946 Dougie's in the, in the garage with his friend Ted. 727 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:15,699 - Should I let them know you're here? - Oh, no. 728 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,492 Is it okay if we surprise them? 729 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:20,787 Oh, sure, yes. Dougie loves surprises! 730 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,207 Not sure how he's going to feel about this one. 731 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,209 We are go! Go. 732 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:28,170 Oh, should I show them where Dougie's playroom is? 733 00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:31,256 You know what? If they get lost, I'm sure they'll ask. 734 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,800 - Clear. - Clear. 735 00:35:33,884 --> 00:35:34,885 Clear. 736 00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:43,101 Hey, Dougie. Ted. 737 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,394 Go Bullfrogs. 738 00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:48,732 You guys look really good. 739 00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:50,734 - Thank you. - Thank you. 740 00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:54,530 So, you guys are into murder now. 741 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:00,452 Hey, uh, Harley? 742 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:04,706 Oh, look who it is. Ben Lyndecker. 743 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,000 What an honour to meet you. I am Harley Carter. 744 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,086 Oh, it's nice to meet you, too. 745 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:13,757 Oh, actually, you might also know me as Blanco Azucar, 746 00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:16,301 aka, White Sugar. 747 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:19,471 Yeah, Vijay explained the whole thing to me. 748 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:21,390 - The whole lie. - I know. I messed up, 749 00:36:21,473 --> 00:36:26,895 Okay? But I'm very glad that you're okay, and... 750 00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,859 Vijay didn't mean to trick you. Look, he's a socially awkward 751 00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:34,945 leprechaun of a man, but he is one of six people 752 00:36:35,028 --> 00:36:38,240 I would trust to have my back anytime, anywhere. 753 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:40,534 Plus, he fought for you. I mean, literally fought-- 754 00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:42,911 Forgetting about the Harley Carter thing for just a minute, 755 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:45,205 because I was already in before that photo. 756 00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:47,875 That face, that body, 757 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,960 - that was just bonus. - Yeah, thank you. 758 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,171 I've been hitting the gym a lot lately, just trying 759 00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:55,966 to maintain, although my calf raises are yielding diminishing returns. 760 00:36:56,049 --> 00:36:58,177 Jesus, how into yourself are you? 761 00:37:00,012 --> 00:37:01,180 I'm pretty into myself. 762 00:37:01,263 --> 00:37:03,640 - Yeah, Vijay? - Yeah? 763 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,935 How much of what you wrote was actually true? 764 00:37:07,561 --> 00:37:09,354 All of it. Every word. 765 00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:12,274 Dot. 766 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:16,445 - I know about your date with Terrence. - Dave Leigh caved on me? 767 00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:18,447 Dave didn't say anything. I don't know if you've noticed, 768 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:23,035 but I am a bona fide P.I. now, but the real reason is you. 769 00:37:23,118 --> 00:37:24,286 You've changed. 770 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:27,998 I mean, yes, you still have perma-scowl, and everyone in town is afraid of you, 771 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:31,043 but you seem happier. 772 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:34,213 - You really like this Terrence dude, huh? - He's okay. 773 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:37,925 He has a daughter who lives in New Orleans that he visits at Christmas. 774 00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:40,260 One date and he invited you to New Orleans? 775 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,763 I invited myself. 776 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:45,641 You're not the only one with a very smart gut. 777 00:37:46,517 --> 00:37:48,477 And besides, I like crawfish. 778 00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:52,898 Alright, Dot. I approve. 779 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:59,404 Oh, sorry. 780 00:38:01,532 --> 00:38:04,326 We have an unknown number of perps and an officer down. 781 00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:06,328 You ready for this? 782 00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:08,205 Go! 783 00:38:08,288 --> 00:38:09,623 Three perps! 784 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:12,751 Two perps! 785 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,297 Take cover. 786 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,383 Man down. 787 00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:22,427 Two at your twelve. 788 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,474 Time. 789 00:38:29,017 --> 00:38:30,060 How'd I do? 790 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,146 Adequate. 791 00:38:34,606 --> 00:38:38,193 - Did I beat you? - Hey, it's not a competition. 792 00:38:38,735 --> 00:38:40,028 I see you've been putting in your hours, 793 00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:42,614 - haven't you? - No. This is my first time. 794 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:45,200 I'm a natural. 795 00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:46,410 Yeah. 796 00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:48,328 Yeah, that you are. 797 00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:50,414 And you are wasted here. 798 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:55,460 I bet you say that to all the girls who hand you your ass on the range. 799 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,473 You do remember that I'm your boss, right? 800 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:12,728 Yeah, we've gone over that, like, two or three hundred times. 801 00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:16,899 So, is it safe to say that I'm reading the signals right? 802 00:39:18,025 --> 00:39:19,401 You're a really slow reader. 803 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:31,997 I should go home. 804 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:35,667 Yeah. 805 00:39:36,793 --> 00:39:38,337 Yeah, I think you should. 806 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,065 Open wide, say "ah".