1 00:00:10,363 --> 00:00:14,803 [Mobile phone ringing, vibrating] 2 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:19,723 - [Mobile phone clicks] - (Angela): Hello? 3 00:00:20,203 --> 00:00:21,739 (Caroline): You'll never guess who died. 4 00:00:21,763 --> 00:00:24,523 - Ah, mam, I don't have time! - (Caroline): Just guess. 5 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:27,203 [Angela huffs]: Is this someone I know? 6 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:30,043 - (Caroline): Yeah, I think so. - Is it dad? 7 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:33,723 Jesus, Angela, no! God! I wouldn't tell ya like that. 8 00:00:34,163 --> 00:00:35,539 It's supposed to be a bit of craic... 9 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:37,483 - Oh, Jesus, mam... - Guessing who's died. 10 00:00:37,923 --> 00:00:39,083 You ruined it now. 11 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:42,323 [Sighs]: Look, I have to go. Talk to you later, all right? 12 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,443 [Mobile phone clicks] 13 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,063 [Car engine revving] 14 00:00:46,163 --> 00:00:48,923 ♪ You're thinking of your first sin ♪ 15 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:53,003 - ♪ you're thinking of your... ♪ - [Mobile phone ringing] 16 00:00:53,363 --> 00:00:54,363 [Mobile phone clicks] 17 00:00:54,923 --> 00:00:56,323 - Hello. - (Caroline): Hiya, love. 18 00:00:56,483 --> 00:00:59,243 - How did the interview go? - Uh, it hasn't happened yet. 19 00:00:59,403 --> 00:01:02,763 Am I disturbing ya? Oh, god. I don't want to be annoying ya, 20 00:01:03,043 --> 00:01:05,083 I'll get off the phone now. Are you nervous? 21 00:01:06,043 --> 00:01:08,243 Angela, are ya nervous? 22 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:10,923 Don't worry, pet. They'll love you up there. 23 00:01:11,043 --> 00:01:12,563 - They'll be lucky to have ya. - Mam. 24 00:01:12,963 --> 00:01:15,323 - Yeah? - I think Anthony creggan works here. 25 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:19,163 What? Oh, Jesus! Not that... not that libel lad! 26 00:01:19,483 --> 00:01:20,683 Uh, they're ready for you now. 27 00:01:20,883 --> 00:01:22,683 - (Caroline): Angela! - You can go on through. 28 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:24,163 (Caroline): Angela! 29 00:01:26,815 --> 00:01:27,863 [Both laughing] 30 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,579 (Man in video): You robbing me sheep, not me hair! 31 00:01:29,603 --> 00:01:30,859 (Man in video): I don't want your sheep, 32 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,819 - your sheep come to me! - (Angela in video): I'm here. 33 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,163 (Angela in video): Listen to me now, go back at your house! 34 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,203 (Angela in video): There's no need for violence, lads! 35 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:39,363 How did you, uh... 36 00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:41,403 It's all over the Internet today. 37 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:44,723 Oh, come in, come in. Sit down, sit down. Sit down. 38 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:49,883 [Laughs]: Uh, "this has to be the craziest, stupidest thing 39 00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:52,723 I've ever heard on the radio." [Laughs] 40 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:57,183 "This is the best worst thing ever. This is why I love Irish radio." 41 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,283 [Laughs] 42 00:01:58,443 --> 00:02:01,003 Well, I'm here about the researcher position. 43 00:02:01,763 --> 00:02:07,203 And as you can hear, I research, I produce, I present my own shows. 44 00:02:07,643 --> 00:02:10,223 You know, it can be very hard to screen calls 45 00:02:10,323 --> 00:02:13,103 if you're the only person in the building. [Inhales deeply] 46 00:02:13,203 --> 00:02:15,683 So, I really think, as a part of a team... 47 00:02:16,523 --> 00:02:17,723 I could thrive. 48 00:02:19,043 --> 00:02:22,043 - Yeah, don't worry about that. - Huh? 49 00:02:22,683 --> 00:02:25,563 - We really love your show. - [Chuckles] 50 00:02:25,683 --> 00:02:27,683 - Would you like to do it here? - [Chuckles] 51 00:02:27,883 --> 00:02:30,243 This has gone beyond my expectations. [Chuckles] 52 00:02:30,403 --> 00:02:33,583 Well, with bare-knuckle boxing viewership at an all-time high, 53 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:36,683 we really want to tap into that rural fighting Irish vibe. 54 00:02:36,963 --> 00:02:39,323 - Uh-huh. - Of course, bare-knuckle boxing 55 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:41,123 doesn't work on the radio. 56 00:02:41,283 --> 00:02:46,763 [All laugh] 57 00:02:47,923 --> 00:02:51,643 We tried. But your show is the next best thing. 58 00:02:51,843 --> 00:02:53,923 - Huh. - It's raw. 59 00:02:54,163 --> 00:02:56,403 It's like an audio chipper fight. 60 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,923 You've a real knack for getting people annoyed... 61 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,659 - [Thumps] - And resorting to violence! 62 00:03:00,683 --> 00:03:04,443 - [Exhales]: Thanks. [Chuckles] - Do you think that you could... 63 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:07,683 That I could, um, get people to fight? 64 00:03:08,683 --> 00:03:10,723 - Yeah. [Chuckles] - Brilliant! 65 00:03:11,043 --> 00:03:13,779 Here, I'll show you around the place. We'll talk about specifics later. 66 00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:14,883 [Chuckles]: Okay. 67 00:03:15,523 --> 00:03:17,843 (Man on TV): A few pints to alleviate the stress... 68 00:03:17,963 --> 00:03:19,363 Hey, can you put something else on? 69 00:03:19,523 --> 00:03:22,003 Huh? No, you're grand. You like this. 70 00:03:22,643 --> 00:03:23,859 (Brid): I'm not really in the mood. 71 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:25,099 (Man on TV): Pints with their... 72 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,059 I get it now. It's good, it's funny, 'cause, you know, 73 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,523 he's trying really hard and he still keeps fucking up. 74 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,663 She's going mad. [Chuckles] 75 00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:33,483 - (Man on TV): Wedding jitters... - Yeah. 76 00:03:33,603 --> 00:03:36,343 Life, huh? [Smacks lips] It's shit for everybody. 77 00:03:36,443 --> 00:03:38,163 [Man speaking indistinctly over TV] 78 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:39,643 (Man on TV): The small country. 79 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,003 You're coming power walking? 80 00:03:41,803 --> 00:03:43,323 - Yeah. - (Man on TV): A few years ago, 81 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:45,363 - this would be a viral video... - Well, come on! 82 00:03:45,763 --> 00:03:47,243 [Chuckles] 83 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:49,083 (Jim): Oh! Ye bollocks! 84 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:51,883 (Man on TV): I need tea... 85 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:54,179 (Jim): Oh, cool. Rage on the roads. 86 00:03:54,203 --> 00:03:56,163 (Man on TV): He was later released without charge. 87 00:03:56,563 --> 00:03:58,963 I hear you made a show of yourself in the chipper last night. 88 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:00,443 What? No! 89 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,883 - Where'd you hear that? - Cepta told me. 90 00:04:03,123 --> 00:04:04,603 She's half the village told now. 91 00:04:04,963 --> 00:04:06,619 What were you doing in a chipper at that hour? 92 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:09,043 You know your metabolism slows down in your late 20s. 93 00:04:09,443 --> 00:04:11,363 Cepta'd be best off minding her own business. 94 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:13,603 And you'd be best off keeping your mouth shut. 95 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:14,923 This isn't dynasty. 96 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,459 You can't go tearing the head off some young woman in a chipper. 97 00:04:17,483 --> 00:04:20,483 I did no such thing! Cepta is a liar, mam! 98 00:04:20,603 --> 00:04:24,203 Look, it doesn't matter what you did or didn't do. 99 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:26,063 You have a name now, brid. 100 00:04:26,163 --> 00:04:28,299 You're going to have to control yourself in the future. 101 00:04:28,323 --> 00:04:29,363 [Birds chirping] 102 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:33,403 What, like Jim? He can't control his piss, let alone his mouth. 103 00:04:33,563 --> 00:04:36,443 Why do you always have to bring Jim into it? 104 00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:38,643 Has the poor boy not suffered enough? 105 00:04:42,763 --> 00:04:44,843 Well, come on! What's wrong with ya? 106 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:48,763 No. I'm grand. I'm just... 107 00:04:49,443 --> 00:04:50,683 Bit tired now. 108 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,443 Think I'll just head back to the house. 109 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,123 [Sighs] 110 00:05:00,563 --> 00:05:02,343 (Fergus): Well, to be honest, radio 111 00:05:02,443 --> 00:05:04,543 is probably one of my top two medium or mediums. 112 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,963 - It's fantastic... - Be more racist, yeah? 113 00:05:07,163 --> 00:05:10,203 Oh, confession, not all of our callers are genuine. 114 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:13,583 - Did you ever do that in your show? - Eh, no, all of them were real, 115 00:05:13,683 --> 00:05:15,563 um, sometimes my mam would ring in. 116 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:17,819 - But I didn't ask her to. - (Rj): You're on the air. 117 00:05:17,843 --> 00:05:19,739 - What do you think of foreigners? - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 118 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:23,003 Uh, I think they smell, people from different places. 119 00:05:23,283 --> 00:05:24,503 (Rj): Smell, ey? [Chuckles] 120 00:05:24,603 --> 00:05:27,003 Well, that's gonna get them calling in! [Laughs] 121 00:05:27,163 --> 00:05:28,419 - Listen, we're not... - [Gasps]: Oh! 122 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:30,323 (Rj): Gonna be silenced by these questions... 123 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,123 - I've missed these. - [Chuckles] 124 00:05:35,523 --> 00:05:37,683 - [Door opens] - Ah, Mary. 125 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,123 Angela about? I've got sausage rolls! 126 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:41,979 Oh, no, she's up in Dublin doing the interview. 127 00:05:42,003 --> 00:05:43,443 - Did she not tell you? - Oh. 128 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:45,403 No. [Sighs] 129 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,043 Right, well... 130 00:05:48,163 --> 00:05:49,283 Might as well head on so. 131 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,963 - Bye. - Oh, Caroline, 132 00:05:52,243 --> 00:05:54,099 - do you want a sausage roll? - Ah, no, you're fine, 133 00:05:54,123 --> 00:05:56,603 - thanks Mary. - Oh, go on, they're nice and hot. 134 00:05:57,163 --> 00:05:58,283 - Uh-huh... - [Thud] 135 00:05:58,403 --> 00:06:00,603 [Paper bag rustling] 136 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,563 - (Mary): See you later, Caroline! - Bye! 137 00:06:05,643 --> 00:06:10,383 Oh, and, over here is studio a, it's our most well-appointed studio. 138 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:11,483 - Oh. - I'm thinking 139 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:13,003 you'll be doing your show from here. 140 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:18,183 [Gasps]: Uh. [Chuckles] Oh, oh, what's that over there? 141 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:19,859 (Fergus): Oh, this? This is just a cupboard 142 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:21,783 where we keep stuff we don't use anymore. 143 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,203 [Chuckles]: Oh, look who it is? 144 00:06:23,643 --> 00:06:25,623 This used to be our old night time dj, 145 00:06:25,723 --> 00:06:28,623 the old 8 cd changer. Got us through many a long night. 146 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:30,059 - [Chuckles]: Come on! - [Angela chuckles] 147 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,603 It's very cheap, and it doesn't have nervous breakdowns. 148 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:36,483 Oh, it does skip sometimes, though which is probably worse. 149 00:06:36,843 --> 00:06:38,463 You're not gonna skip on me now, are ya? 150 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:41,163 I definitely won't skip. [Chuckles] 151 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,123 - Or, um, have a nervous breakdown. - [Chuckles]: Great! 152 00:06:45,243 --> 00:06:48,163 - [Both laugh] - [Angela inhales deeply] 153 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:50,459 (Man in video): Cause nails to define... 154 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,543 How you getting on with the safety video, lads? 155 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:55,123 - Uh, yeah. - [Hammer tapping] 156 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:58,803 That lad thought he was cock of the walk with his claw-hammer. 157 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,843 Little did he know what was in store for him. 158 00:07:02,003 --> 00:07:03,563 [Screams] 159 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:05,963 Carmel's husband lost an eye putting up a shelf. 160 00:07:06,603 --> 00:07:08,583 Sure, a granny flat, you'd lose two eyes, 161 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:10,003 both eyes, clean gone. 162 00:07:10,843 --> 00:07:13,363 Matt semple tore the arse off himself with a flat pack wardrobe. 163 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:15,803 Oh, god, that's an awful embarrassing injury. 164 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:19,043 And I mean torn. He's flat as a pancake back there. 165 00:07:19,683 --> 00:07:21,143 - Just arse-hole. - (John): Hmm. 166 00:07:21,243 --> 00:07:23,723 We can't have that with you, John. [Chuckles] 167 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,843 Where is the actual safety help in these videos? [Chuckles] 168 00:07:28,203 --> 00:07:30,123 Well, it's... it's more of a warning. 169 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:33,723 - [Man screaming] - (Mick): Ah. 170 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,723 We'll get back to work, Mick. 171 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:37,643 Huh. 172 00:07:38,323 --> 00:07:39,323 John. 173 00:07:40,243 --> 00:07:41,243 Mick. 174 00:07:43,803 --> 00:07:46,363 And lads, be careful out there. 175 00:07:46,523 --> 00:07:47,923 - [Chuckles] - [Door opens] 176 00:07:50,563 --> 00:07:51,563 [Sighs] 177 00:07:54,763 --> 00:07:55,883 Come here till I tell you... 178 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:57,939 Did you hear about Kevin up the road? 179 00:07:57,963 --> 00:07:59,003 No, what happened? 180 00:07:59,203 --> 00:08:01,643 Well, he's getting caught by the speed cameras the whole time, 181 00:08:01,763 --> 00:08:02,823 the livestock are rattled, 182 00:08:02,923 --> 00:08:04,923 - and he's riddled with verrucas. - Jayney mack! 183 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:08,763 He thinks someone put a curse on him. He's very upset, 184 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:10,763 he's trying to find out who did the curse. 185 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,803 I mean, where do you begin? 186 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:15,323 I'd start with Jackie hegarty down the road. 187 00:08:15,803 --> 00:08:17,203 Curses would be right up her alley. 188 00:08:17,283 --> 00:08:19,403 No, Jackie's a Buddhist, they can't do curses. 189 00:08:19,563 --> 00:08:21,603 You don't know what they're capable of. 190 00:08:21,723 --> 00:08:23,523 - They're a godless people. - [Scoffs] 191 00:08:24,923 --> 00:08:29,563 - [Man screaming] - [Indistinct chatter] 192 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:38,423 It is gonna be awesome. I think we'll do is start you off 193 00:08:38,523 --> 00:08:40,443 on the midnight slot like you used to back home. 194 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:41,783 Let you work your magic. 195 00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:43,259 - Okay. [Chuckles] - [Footsteps approaching] 196 00:08:43,283 --> 00:08:45,923 Oh, you remember Jay? Jay's one of our hot-shot producers. 197 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:47,939 Angela's gonna start working on the phone-in show. 198 00:08:47,963 --> 00:08:50,263 Ah, wonderful. Welcome aboard. 199 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,899 - You're going to love it here. - [Thud] 200 00:08:51,923 --> 00:08:55,763 (Anthony): That's the little bitch that called me a misogynist! 201 00:08:57,643 --> 00:09:01,363 [Sighs]: Great! I can't wait to get started here. [Chuckles] 202 00:09:01,483 --> 00:09:02,483 You! 203 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:05,323 Angela's going to start hosting our late-night phone-in show. 204 00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:08,143 No, no, no, this is the brazen little wench 205 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:11,723 that called me a sexist on live radio! [Chuckles] 206 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,363 [Chuckles]: I... I can explain. 207 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:16,523 Actually, I think I can explain a little better. 208 00:09:17,043 --> 00:09:20,963 This tramp slandered me live on air. 209 00:09:21,163 --> 00:09:25,123 My reputation as a calm, reasonable gentleman 210 00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:28,843 tarnished forever. But I cleared my name, 211 00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:33,403 and I made sure that that radio station no longer exists. 212 00:09:33,603 --> 00:09:36,883 - [Angela gasps] - You're that... that Angela one. 213 00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:40,723 - [Angela chuckles] - She's a deceitful little whore. 214 00:09:41,243 --> 00:09:42,643 He clearly hates women. 215 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,923 Now hang on a second, watch yourself! 216 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:48,923 Oh, fuck off, you fucking serial killer! 217 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,379 (Caroline): Things will pick up, love. 218 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:05,739 - I know. - [Mobile phone keypad tapping] 219 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:07,923 It's not that bad here once you get used to it. 220 00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:09,763 Badminton twice a week. 221 00:10:10,363 --> 00:10:11,683 Bingo three times a week. 222 00:10:12,123 --> 00:10:14,803 I could put in a good word for you as the bingo woman. 223 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:17,183 I know it's not glamorous as the radio, 224 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,723 - but it's kind of showbiz. - [Inhales]: It's just... 225 00:10:19,883 --> 00:10:21,523 This could be the making of ya. 226 00:10:22,483 --> 00:10:24,764 It's like that film, sliding doors, have you ever seen it? 227 00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:26,683 Where there are two yous, 228 00:10:27,203 --> 00:10:28,523 like the Dublin you, 229 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,763 who didn't libel a man on the radio... 230 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,643 - [Angela exhales] - And the you, now you. 231 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,043 Well, that Dublin you could've... 232 00:10:35,683 --> 00:10:38,243 Died of an overdose by standing on a needle, 233 00:10:38,363 --> 00:10:41,083 or been thrown into a wood chipper, we just don't know. 234 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:43,683 Those are both very violent outcomes, mam. 235 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,643 Well, it's a big bad city up there. 236 00:10:45,843 --> 00:10:48,803 Look, I know you're fierce independent 237 00:10:48,923 --> 00:10:50,163 and that's okay. 238 00:10:50,923 --> 00:10:52,443 That's what the granny flat is for. 239 00:10:52,963 --> 00:10:54,683 You'll have your own door, your own address, 240 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,779 although the postman would have to deliver the letters 241 00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:58,603 in here, but we'll drop them out to ya. 242 00:10:58,803 --> 00:11:02,023 - [Inhales]: Hmm. - The little bit of independence 243 00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:04,683 will do you wonders. How does that sound? 244 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,243 - [Keypad tapping] - Yeah, I suppose. [Inhales] 245 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:09,563 Lovely stuff. [Smooches] 246 00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:11,243 Get tucked in. 247 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,283 People should stop calling it a granny flat, though. 248 00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:19,603 - Sounds like somewhere you die. - [Keypad tapping] 249 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,803 Hmm? 250 00:11:21,323 --> 00:11:22,483 Hmm. 251 00:11:24,403 --> 00:11:25,723 [Keypad tapping] 252 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:35,323 [Water splashes] 253 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,283 - Oh. [Grunts] Last night was mad. - Yeah. 254 00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:45,123 - Pity about your job. - [Sighs]: It's grand. 255 00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:46,683 They weren't even paying me, anyway. 256 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:48,763 I was kidding myself. 257 00:11:49,803 --> 00:11:50,963 What about the job in Dublin? 258 00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:53,883 - Yeah. I'm not getting that, either. - Hmm. 259 00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,923 So, come here, would you not get brid back talking to you again? 260 00:11:59,403 --> 00:12:01,723 I need you two to be friends. I'm sick of walking. 261 00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,763 - What'd you mean? - What? 262 00:12:04,403 --> 00:12:06,243 What'd you mean, get brid back talking to me? 263 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,723 What? Brid ain't talking to ya! 264 00:12:09,283 --> 00:12:11,523 - [Chuckles] - I don't think that's true. 265 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:14,263 Really? 'Cause the last time I saw you two, 266 00:12:14,363 --> 00:12:16,183 you were fighting over a battered sausage. 267 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:17,883 Here, let's see. 268 00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:19,703 We were both hungry, Angela, 269 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:22,043 not in control of our emotions. That wasn't a proper row. 270 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,699 (Brid over voicemail): I'm sorry I couldn't get... 271 00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:24,939 I'm telling you, she's thick with ya. 272 00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:27,443 (Brid): Really like to talk to most of you, except Mary. 273 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,339 Please don't bother leaving a message, Mary. 274 00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:30,419 - Weird. - (Brid): Anybody else, 275 00:12:30,443 --> 00:12:31,923 - thanks so much. - (Angela): Look it, 276 00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:35,403 I'm gonna be stuck here for a little while longer, okay? 277 00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:37,683 And I need my friends to be friends with each other. 278 00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:39,283 All right. 279 00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:42,963 Just to be clear, I'm not apologizing for anything. 280 00:12:44,683 --> 00:12:46,363 You're a difficult person, Mary. 281 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:52,963 [Water splashes] 282 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,083 [Thud] 283 00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:05,083 [Electric saw whirring] 284 00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:09,083 Here's a cup of tea for you, pet. John! 285 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,403 - [Water sloshing] - [Footsteps receding] 286 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,603 - [Electric saw whirring] - Mick! Your tea. 287 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:18,283 [Thud] 288 00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:22,883 What are you like, you big eejit? I'll get you another cup. 289 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:26,243 - [Tutting] - [Footsteps receding] 290 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,883 - Jesus Christ. - I was talking to Mary. 291 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,243 I don't wanna know. 292 00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:35,563 She's like the sea, brid. 293 00:13:35,803 --> 00:13:38,043 There's no point being angry with the sea. 294 00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:42,003 You end up looking like a big eejit and the sea doesn't change. 295 00:13:42,963 --> 00:13:45,723 And the sea's fun! You can't avoid the sea. 296 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:48,743 - We live in the Midlands, Angela. - Well, I lived right beside it 297 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,043 in Dublin for two years and I never saw it. 298 00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:52,723 But that's not the point. 299 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:56,643 That's no reason not to see Mary. You should talk to her. 300 00:13:57,363 --> 00:13:58,363 No. 301 00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:03,683 Right, but on an unrelated note, I have a surprise for ya. 302 00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:10,883 Aw. [Chuckles] 303 00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:13,723 - Oh, that's lovely. [Chuckles] - [Angela chuckles] 304 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:17,323 Thanks very much. [Chuckles, sniffs] 305 00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:18,603 Put it on. 306 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,243 [Chuckles] Right, so. 307 00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:22,603 [Both laugh] 308 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:24,683 Jesus Christ. 309 00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:28,243 Oh. [Chuckles] 310 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:31,443 - Give me your hand. - [Chuckles] 311 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,443 What is going on? Oh, Jesus! 312 00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,203 [Chuckling] 313 00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:38,403 - Is... is... god. Oh, god. [Chuckling] - Oh. 314 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,603 [Both chuckle] 315 00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:43,923 Oh, Angela, what is going on? 316 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:50,443 Oh! Who's that? Mam? Mick? [Chuckles] 317 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:52,283 Oh. 318 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,683 - (Angela): No! - Angela! Angela! [Grunts] 319 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,403 Let me out! [Grunts] Angela! 320 00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:00,763 - Sorry, child-lock! - [Thump] 321 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,243 (Mary): You all right, brid? 322 00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:04,923 - Look. - [Brid grunts] 323 00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:07,243 I know it's been a... a difficult few weeks. 324 00:15:07,763 --> 00:15:09,563 - It's been tough on everyone. - [Brid grunts] 325 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,803 Me and Jim have been through a lot, you know? 326 00:15:12,643 --> 00:15:14,563 But I've been thinking a lot about it, and... 327 00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:18,883 - I think he really loves me. - [Brid pants] 328 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,063 - What? - He... he tried to kill himself 329 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,003 - for me, brid. - What? 330 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,283 No one's ever done anything... 331 00:15:26,723 --> 00:15:29,563 - Romantic like that for me before. - What? 332 00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:33,683 Oh, my god. [Shudders] Angela! 333 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:35,563 I'd like to get out now! 334 00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:39,843 - Please let me out! - So, we've been talking lot about it 335 00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,963 in the last few days, and we've decided... 336 00:15:42,683 --> 00:15:44,283 We're gonna get married! [Chuckles] 337 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,163 No. 338 00:15:50,203 --> 00:15:55,963 No. [Shudders] No! No! No! No! 339 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,163 - No! - Brid! 340 00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:58,403 - No! No! - (Mary): I think... 341 00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,083 - (Brid): No! No! - Brid! 342 00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:03,083 - What is wrong? I don't g... - [Brid grunts]: No! 343 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,203 - [Brid grunts]: No! - [Thumps] 344 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,443 - [Thumps] - Jesus! Open the fucking door! 345 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,123 - [Mary gasps] - [Angela gasps] 346 00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:12,803 For fuck's sake! 347 00:16:13,523 --> 00:16:15,043 All right, get out then, go on! 348 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:18,643 - [Brid grunts] - (Mary): You weirdo! 349 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:20,083 [Electric saw whirring] 350 00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:29,163 - (Caroline): There you go now. - [Clears throat] 351 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,603 I think you got a good hold of that. 352 00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:34,259 - I don't want you to drop it now. - No, no, Caroline, 353 00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:36,803 I think I've got control of it. Thanks very much. 354 00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:39,563 John, careful you don't burn your tongue on that. 355 00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:41,803 - I don't want to get mangled! - [Chuckles] 356 00:16:41,923 --> 00:16:44,443 [Caroline chuckles]: Ah. 357 00:16:44,843 --> 00:16:47,483 God, she's a dangerous woman to have around. John! 358 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,563 - John, I said she's a... - Huh? 359 00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:50,803 - [Clang] - (Mike): Jesus! 360 00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:55,843 - [Electric saw whirring] - [Laughter] 361 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,643 We got away with that one. [Chuckles] 362 00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:04,443 - [Bones crackling] - [Gasps]: Holy mother of Jesus! 363 00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:08,883 She's driven me mad, Angela! She just does what she likes. 364 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:10,643 And we're supposed to take it! 365 00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:13,523 [Exhales]: You broke her car window so you're even now. 366 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:16,043 You know that Dylan lad just done the junior cert. 367 00:17:16,763 --> 00:17:18,043 Did she shift him? 368 00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:21,123 I... [sighs] I don't think she knew. 369 00:17:21,923 --> 00:17:23,683 - Do you think that she knew? - I think, 370 00:17:23,803 --> 00:17:25,723 it's fucking illegal is what I think. 371 00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:27,783 And if it was the other way around, Angela, 372 00:17:27,883 --> 00:17:30,403 if she was a lad shifting a young one, well... 373 00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:33,403 Nothing would be done. 374 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,163 But still, it's fucked up! 375 00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,883 Did you hear, she said Jim tried to kill himself? 376 00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:44,483 - Yeah. - She ruined his life, Angela! 377 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,123 Ugh, but it's okay, she's gonna marry him now. 378 00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,043 I swear to god... 379 00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:54,283 If she gets married before me, I'll kill her. 380 00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,743 I'll turn up at that ceremony, 381 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,603 and I'll literally fucking kill her, Angela! 382 00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,003 I'll do life. 383 00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:06,523 I don't care. 384 00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:10,723 - [Mobile phone ringing] - [Mobile phone clicks] 385 00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:13,683 Hello? 386 00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:22,803 (Yvonne): Who did the curse on ya? 387 00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:24,963 - Do you have any enemies? - [Groans] 388 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,503 Mick, I know it might not seem important now, 389 00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:28,963 but did you slight anyone? 390 00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:31,243 - [Mick groans] - Think back, anything at all. 391 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:36,043 - [Footsteps approaching] - Oh, I'm glad to see ya! [Groans] 392 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,323 I'm going to go over to that Jackie hegarty 393 00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:39,963 and see if I can get her to reverse it. 394 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,603 - What happened, love? - [Mick whimpers] 395 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,483 - [Gasps]: Oh, Jesus! - [Mick whimpers] 396 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:48,443 God, it's your ring finger! 397 00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,523 - I'm sorry. Oh! [Groans] - Where the fuck is it? 398 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,323 There. 399 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:58,463 Jesus, mam, would you not have put it in ice! 400 00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:01,223 - I didn't want to move it. - Ah, mam, that's mental! 401 00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:02,779 I thought you're not supposed to move it. 402 00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:04,563 Jesus! I'm not a nurse, Angela! 403 00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,363 Ugh, I'm not a nurse but I know that much! 404 00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,083 All right, you put it in the ice, so! 405 00:19:08,243 --> 00:19:10,243 Ugh, no, mar... [clears throat] Mary's a nurse. 406 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:11,923 - But... - (Mick): Mm-mm. 407 00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:13,843 [Mary exhales] 408 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:18,803 - [Mick grunts] - [John groans] 409 00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:22,763 - (Angela): What happened to John? - Oh, you know John and blood. 410 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:26,423 - [Mick whimpers] - Did you call an ambulance? 411 00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:28,003 Yeah! Ages ago! 412 00:19:28,163 --> 00:19:29,859 Yeah, fuck that, they'll be all night. Come on. 413 00:19:29,883 --> 00:19:32,243 - [Mick whimpers] - John! 414 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,163 John! 415 00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:38,683 We're just going to bring Mick to the hospital, ah! 416 00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,203 - [Smacks lips]: You take it easy. - [Footsteps receding] 417 00:19:42,123 --> 00:19:44,083 [Smooches]: Oh. 418 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,579 - Here, you take this. - [Mick whimpers] 419 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:53,103 Uh! Mary! There's blood on the outside, it is. 420 00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:55,003 Well, my god... there you go! 421 00:19:59,403 --> 00:20:00,403 Mary? 422 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,243 Yeah? 423 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:04,563 Can I get married before you? 424 00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:07,523 Yeah. 425 00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:11,123 - [Mary chuckles] - [Mick groans] 426 00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:14,163 - [Engine starts] - [Mick groans] 427 00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:17,083 (Mary): All right, Mick, man up, it's only your finger. You'll live. 428 00:20:18,203 --> 00:20:21,043 (Caroline): Uh-huh, watch me jeans, Mick, good man. 429 00:20:27,923 --> 00:20:29,003 Mam! 430 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,283 Mam! 431 00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:39,083 [Music playing through headphones] 432 00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,203 [Music player beeps] 433 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,803 [Screams] 434 00:20:50,523 --> 00:20:52,923 [Screams] 435 00:21:01,563 --> 00:21:02,563 Would you marry a man, 436 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:04,123 who had his Mickey cut off? 437 00:21:04,323 --> 00:21:07,003 - How did he get it cut off? - Bench saw. Same as Mick. 438 00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:10,363 - It's a work-related incident. - Oh, what's his line of work? 439 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,963 Oh, it's a good job. Uh, good enough to pay the mortgage, 440 00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:15,139 but not so interesting that you'd know the ins and outs of it. 441 00:21:15,163 --> 00:21:17,583 What's he sticking his Mickey into a bench saw for? 442 00:21:17,683 --> 00:21:19,983 It's what he's into. It's a fetish. He's mad for it. 443 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,443 And every time he gets reattached, 444 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,743 he's just gonna go on sticking it in another bench saw. 445 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,363 (Angela): What about you, brid? 446 00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:27,223 What if Mick got his auld mickeen stuck 447 00:21:27,323 --> 00:21:28,903 into the... [chuckles] ...Bench saw 448 00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:31,483 - instead of his finger? [Chuckles] - I don't know. 449 00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:34,083 - I love him but... - Hmm. 450 00:21:34,403 --> 00:21:35,803 I don't think he'd do that. 451 00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:37,763 - Mick! - Hmm? 452 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,739 Would you ever stick your Mickey in a bench saw? 453 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:43,283 - Hmm, yeah, yeah. - [Both chuckle] 454 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:47,603 - Mick? How's the finger? - Ah, yeah, you know, 455 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,683 still incredibly painful, but it's not too bad. 456 00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:52,419 And doctor says there's a good chance 457 00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:54,683 of getting 60 percent function back, so. 458 00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:56,903 [Sighs]: The woman were, uh, 459 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:58,699 talking about your Mickey there when you were asleep. 460 00:21:58,723 --> 00:21:59,883 - [Mary chuckles] - Aw. 461 00:22:00,243 --> 00:22:01,843 Why, what were you saying about it? 462 00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:04,683 I was just saying you wouldn't stick it in a bench saw. 463 00:22:05,363 --> 00:22:06,563 - Would you? - What? 464 00:22:07,963 --> 00:22:09,603 - No. - [Mary chuckling] 465 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:12,923 Come on out, lads, we're going to launch this baby! 466 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,443 [All cheering] 467 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:17,003 - [Caroline exhales] - (Angela): Oh! 468 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,523 - [Caroline sighs] - [Indistinct chatter] 469 00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:26,603 I'd like to welcome you all today, here, on this day. 470 00:22:27,163 --> 00:22:29,803 - Angela's independence day! - [All chuckle] 471 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:31,539 (Caroline): It's been a long time coming. 472 00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:32,723 [All laugh] 473 00:22:32,883 --> 00:22:35,263 John and Mick have done a great job building this. 474 00:22:35,363 --> 00:22:40,243 And Angela, my daughter, is going to do a great job living in it. 475 00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:42,699 John, would you like to say anything about the construction 476 00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:44,443 - of the building. - (Jim): Go on, John! 477 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,363 [Sighs]: All right. 478 00:22:47,843 --> 00:22:49,723 - Ah. [Chuckles] - Oh, yeah! 479 00:22:50,883 --> 00:22:53,083 - [All cheering] - Yeah! [Chuckles] 480 00:22:53,443 --> 00:22:56,803 - Good job. - So now, without further ado... 481 00:22:59,403 --> 00:23:02,283 I christened thee, the... 482 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,323 - Granny flat! - [Clangs] 483 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,203 - (Jim): Oh. - [Brid chuckles] 484 00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:14,003 - (Mick): Jesus. - The granny flat! 485 00:23:14,803 --> 00:23:16,203 - (Mick): Jesus! - (Angela): Oh, no. 486 00:23:16,323 --> 00:23:18,383 - The granny flat! - [Thud] 487 00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,843 - [Thud] - [Grunts]: Granny feckin' flat! 488 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,243 Jesus, mam, will you just open it? 489 00:23:25,883 --> 00:23:29,643 - Now, just hang on a second here. - [Chuckles] 490 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:31,483 - Are you ready, lads? - (Angela): Oh! 491 00:23:31,883 --> 00:23:33,843 [All cheering] 492 00:23:34,283 --> 00:23:35,843 [Brid laughing] 493 00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:39,323 - [All cheering] - Now, there we go! 494 00:23:39,883 --> 00:23:41,443 - To Angela! - (All): To Angela! 495 00:23:41,723 --> 00:23:43,403 [All cheering] 496 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:46,183 Go on back inside and I'll get more to drink. Go on! 497 00:23:46,283 --> 00:23:48,483 - [Angela and brid laughing] - [Mary laughing]: Come on! 498 00:23:48,643 --> 00:23:50,003 John, you fix your hole. 499 00:23:51,843 --> 00:23:53,443 [Mary cheering] 500 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:56,163 - [Indistinct chatter] - [Mick and brid chuckle] 501 00:24:03,803 --> 00:24:04,963 Cheers, baby! 502 00:24:05,523 --> 00:24:08,663 (Gemma): Welcome home, big sis! You're going nowhere now! 503 00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,063 [Indistinct chatter] 504 00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:12,403 - (Gemma): Oh, it's great, cheers! - [Indistinct chatter]