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聖埃斯特感化院 加州 1996年

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熄燈！

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克萊圖斯，你在嗎？

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我的天使

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這是給妳的

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醫生怎麼說？

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他說突變進化了

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我的能力太強大

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克萊圖斯，我好害怕

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不會有事的

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他們要來把我抓走

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把我送去一個有我這種人的地方

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他們不能這麼做

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我不能失去妳，妳是我的一線希望

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我會永遠愛你

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法蘭西絲！

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放開我！

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法蘭西絲！

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不！

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不！

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“舊金山警局”

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“墨里根”

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有任何遺言嗎？

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歡迎來到妳的新家，法蘭西絲

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“雷文克勞夫精神病院”

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“現今”

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“克萊圖斯卡薩迪會被判死刑嗎？”

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妳的男友終於罪有應得了

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沒有他的世界會更安全

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墨里根警探，恕我直言

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我不想去見克萊圖斯卡薩迪

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沒辦法，他只想見你

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上次你有機會問他話卻搞砸了

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對啦，他現在想怎樣？

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也許他想說出找不到的屍體在哪兒

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所以你這次得套出他的話

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不！把你的臭手拿開！

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我們應該當人民保母！吃掉壞人！

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你在幹什麼？

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放開我！

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當一個人想要飛就不能逼他在地上爬

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你是個低能魯蛇

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給我閉嘴

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我說過多少次我在工作的時候

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你得乖乖躲起來？

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我是講真的，你得尊重我

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-尊重？
-對！

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-好吧
-很好

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-卡薩迪會向你爆料，對吧？
-對啦

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-錯了
-什麼意思？

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因為你搞砸了一切

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我瞭了，你又在說安妮

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我想念她

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-我會去
-我不喜歡你

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讓我吃他！

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你不配得到好東西

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“聖昆丁監獄”

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歡迎回來，艾迪布洛克

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我常常想到你

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你想怎樣，克萊圖斯？找我來幹嘛？

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幫一個被關這麼久的人

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一點小忙，好嗎？

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傳達一個信息給我廣大的…

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粉絲群

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為了報答你

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-我會給你我的人生…
-什麼？

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…故事

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聽說你最近工作不是很順利

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像這樣的獨家報導

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會讓你谷底翻身

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繼續說

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大家都愛…

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連環殺人魔

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我所有的秘密

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全都告訴你，艾迪

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這麼多的屠殺

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為什麼找上我？

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我喜歡你

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好吧，一言為定

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你的信息是什麼？

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遙遠的大教堂…

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是我目中一切

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折翼的天使…

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是另一個我

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刊登在你的專欄

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就這樣？你要誰看到？

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一首隨性的俳句？

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刊登出來…

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我的…

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就是你的

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哇，我真幸運

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再見，艾迪

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謝謝你

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謝謝你

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大混蛋一個

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艾迪，快看

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-你在幹嘛？
-幫你調查啊

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“汝於苦難中努力奮鬥”

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艾迪

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別忘了我，艾迪

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得到什麼線索？

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我得了頭痛可能還有肺癆

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什麼？大聲點

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他唸詩給我聽

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你把這當笑話嗎？我笑不出來

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你這結屎臉應該笑一笑

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拜託，這種事得花點時間，好嗎？

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-你挖到什麼消息…
-當然

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馬上告訴我，別害我出糗

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瞭嗎？

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相信我

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今天我只會挖到兩球巧克力脆片冰淇淋

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不要，我的腦會凍僵

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給我過來

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你看

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-我在看啊
-拿兩支奇異筆

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拿了

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好吧

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現在…

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你覺得怎樣？

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-我是畢卡索
-不是啦！

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-好吧
-過來，仔細看

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你看到什麼？

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-一棟房子
-算了

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這個我知道，是一棵樹

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白癡，坐下來

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現在…

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專心點

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賓果

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哇靠

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“加州羅迪歐海灘”

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你和克萊圖斯卡薩迪的友情

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幫你解開這幾十年的謎團嗎？

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你是外面世界唯一跟他說過話的人

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看來他喜歡你

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他是個連環殺人魔，不會喜歡任何人

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“號角日報”

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布洛克挖出警方查不出的線索

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為平息眾怒

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加州州長推翻他的暫緩行刑決定

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重新下令對卡薩迪執行死刑

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布洛克也像是被打了強心針

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再度鹹魚翻身

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這場痛苦的折磨終於要結束

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受害者得以安息，家屬也獲得寬慰

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多虧了一個人的努力不懈

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謝謝你，艾迪布洛克

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還有猛毒

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-“嚴禁吃人”
-我們可以同心協力

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行俠仗義、破解懸案

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打擊犯罪，讓我吃壞人

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然後拯救世界

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可是我們已經做到了

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你說我可以吃壞人！

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又是這件事？

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我需要自由！

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海風吹拂著髮絲，光著腳踩上細沙

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-你又沒有頭髮
-你都沒在聽

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我有在聽

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我不能繼續過這種生活

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-我餓扁了
-吃掉他們啊

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不行，桑尼和雪兒是好麻吉

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真假？太扯了，有夠瞎…

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老兄，你出手太重了

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太超過了

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那電視貴得要命

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你要學會控制攻擊性

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所以才有史努奇

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我不能只吃雞和巧克力

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我需要吃大腦

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雞也有大腦

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這我完全不能苟同

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你看，看看這兩個白癡

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腦子超小的

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拜託，又不是牠們的錯

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誰叫你非得吃笨憨慢…安太歲

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-苯乙胺
-我是那麼說啊

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我跟你說過很多遍了

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只有大腦和巧克力才會有

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我知道啦，給我聽好

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你住在我的身體就要遵守我的規則

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我會住在你的身體是因為我別無選擇

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那這樣好了

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FBI還在調查我們

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因為我們涉及的那一堆事件

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要是又有一顆腦袋被吃掉

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我們會被抓去外星人秘密基地

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他們會殺了我們，所以我得扛起責任

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責任…

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是庸才的藉口

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“渾蛋”

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-食物！
-鬧夠了沒？

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-食物！
-別再鬧了

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別鬧啊！我有交稿期限！

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該死的！好啦！

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-晚安，艾迪
-嗨，陳太太

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-晚安，猛毒
-晚上好

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牠跟妳問好

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-巧克力還沒到貨
-不！

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不行，我們說好的

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會怎樣？你不保護我了嗎？

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想都別想

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我乖乖閉嘴，餵飽你的小秘密

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哇，陳老太太原來是個老江湖

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我不老，我才39歲

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-那我就是今城武
-沒錯

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我很樂意吃陳太太！

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不行，你不能吃陳太太

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什麼？

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我猜只好用B計畫了

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B計畫是什麼？

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-“土雞城”
-又要吃雞喔

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我需要吃人腦才能活

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抓幾隻雞就快閃吧

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我吃夠了噁心的土雞

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看看我們能做多威的事情

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我們在白白浪費才華

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壞人！

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哈囉，小貓咪

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放了他…放了他…

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-我要咬下你的腦袋
-不准

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-用來當保齡球
-不行啦

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我要用來…

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-我們喜歡哪一家保齡球館？
-七星

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-對！
-把他放下來

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我要帶你去七星保齡球館

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-打出300分的完美比賽
-不行

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把你剩下來的小肥宅身體留在這裡

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泡在噁爛的餿水裡面

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天啊

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不！放下來！

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不不不！

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00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,990
好啦！

234
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,286
她不需要我們的幫忙

235
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:19,456
她不知道她需要我們幫忙

236
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,874
這不一樣好嗎

237
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,089
是安妮！

238
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,466
安妮打來了，艾迪

239
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:36,223
-嗨，安妮
-嗨，艾迪

240
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,350
-嗨
-對她好一點

241
00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:41,186
你好像在喘氣，我沒打擾你吧？

242
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,730
沒有啊，我只是在…

243
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:45,899
我只是在瞎晃

244
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,404
抱歉我沒回你電話，我猜…

245
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,949
我只是需要一點空間

246
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,702
在外星人咬掉人頭的事以後

247
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,787
昔日的好時光

248
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,374
我有事要告訴你，能不能見個面？

249
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,710
-好耶！
-好啊，那會很…

250
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,628
那會很讚，棒呆了

251
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,132
-好，明晚如何？
-明晚？

252
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,968
-好啊
-晚上八點？

253
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,845
-芝茱餐廳？
-好

254
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,555
-我很期待
-我也是，掰

255
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,891
-好
-她跟醫生分手了！

256
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:22,394
聽起來就是個被狠甩的妹子

257
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,320
別鬧了！

258
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,447
你不想看起來超帥？

259
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,366
別煩我，你老是愛唸我

260
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,290
哇！

261
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,208
嗨！

262
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,876
嗨

263
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,796
好了，嗨

264
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,881
哇

265
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,720
尷尬癌上身

266
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:59,598
怎樣？毛先生好嗎？

267
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,766
很好啊

268
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,561
他還是用地毯擦屁股，學你的

269
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,439
是啊，法律援助的工作如何？

270
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,525
你知道我最愛幫助弱者

271
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,486
是啊，所以妳才忍受我這麼久

272
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,571
你自己說的

273
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,241
所以…

274
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,158
所以

275
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,201
所以？

276
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,415
不曉得，我覺得應該親自跟你說…

277
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,586
不！

278
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,215
哇，安妮，那真是…

279
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,344
比我送妳的那枚鑽戒大很多

280
00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:38,804
超浮誇的

281
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:42,224
-丹，對吧？丹醫師
-對，是丹

282
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,143
哇，安妮，好樣的

283
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,185
你還好吧？

284
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,522
-我很好啊
-我不好

285
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,900
你可以說，恭喜，我很為妳開心

286
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:55,028
互相關心的兩個人可以說謊

287
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,364
好讓對方沒有罪惡感

288
00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,158
也許我們也能這樣？

289
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,162
-我很為妳開心，安妮
-屁啦

290
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,246
恭喜了

291
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,706
謝謝你

292
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,459
新郎原本是我們，艾迪！

293
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:12,796
我就很希望丹過馬路被車撞飛

294
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,924
腦袋、腳和牙齒都被撞掉

295
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,551
-什麼？
-你說什麼？

296
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,428
什麼？沒事

297
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:21,722
哇

298
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:23,766
我問你問題

299
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,351
你可以實話實說嗎？

300
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,938
妳是說為妳訂婚覺得超開心嗎？

301
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:33,192
因為妳剛叫我說謊，這樣很矛盾

302
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,860
猛毒也在嗎？

303
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,112
牠死了

304
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,989
是啊，我現在心死了

305
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:40,324
我是說牠…

306
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,576
對啦

307
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,036
-好吧
-好吧

308
00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:47,414
那真是…

309
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,542
你不會變，對吧？

310
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,921
妳在說什麼？我驚呆了

311
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,507
安妮，我愛妳，我得花時間消化

312
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,550
其實你沒能力愛任何人

313
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,302
更無法做出承諾

314
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,763
好吧，好吧

315
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,432
別嫁給丹

316
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,059
丹給我安全感

317
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:11,230
你讓我覺得像坐雲霄飛車

318
00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,607
總有一天要下車

319
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,192
-只要不吐就好
-不要吐

320
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,777
妳瞭嗎？不要吐

321
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:18,362
噁心

322
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:25,244
猛毒，好好照顧他，好嗎？

323
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,747
別讓他搞砸一切

324
00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:32,876
我要逼你哭，艾迪，她會很感動

325
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,547
哭啊，哭啊

326
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,048
我得慢慢消化

327
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,802
恭喜了，安妮

328
00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:43,762
這是好消息

329
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:52,688
“速限30哩”

330
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,025
慢點，兄弟

331
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,987
為什麼？你又不怕出事

332
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:02,489
受了傷你會治好

333
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:04,450
喝醉了你讓我清醒

334
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,869
我想受傷都不行

335
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:19,590
艾迪，很抱歉我治不好你的傷心

336
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,718
情傷的打擊又更大

337
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,179
持續得更久

338
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:30,642
你只能像個大人咬牙忍住

339
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:33,103
你說得倒容易

340
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:34,188
為什麼？

341
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,191
因為我是真的人

342
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,735
你只是個變形蟲

343
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:45,032
我們剛失戀所以不跟你計較

344
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,915
安啦兄弟，我會陪你走出情傷

345
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:04,343
你知道什麼讓我早上元氣滿滿嗎？

346
00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,137
香腸和大腦！

347
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,248
開心點，老兄！

348
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:42,881
這是寄給你的

349
00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:50,556
“聖昆丁監獄死囚牢房”

350
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,474
你跟一隻螞蟻當筆友？

351
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,060
喂，你聽聽

352
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,272
親愛的好麻吉

353
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:02,025
我誠心誠意邀請你見證

354
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:05,404
我的…死亡

355
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,282
我臨終的一刻

356
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:12,953
也就是我活在被稱為地球的

357
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:16,165
這顆爛星球

358
00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:18,876
你得負責任

359
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:22,880
你把克萊圖斯卡薩迪害死

360
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:28,051
所以才應該在我離開時替我開門

361
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:33,098
我的心跳會停止，就跟我出生時一樣

362
00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:37,728
要是小克萊圖斯卡薩迪沒被救活呢？

363
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:42,316
他就不會把外婆推下樓梯

364
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,821
掰掰外婆，妳這個老太婆

365
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:52,826
他也不會把吹風機丟進媽媽的浴缸

366
00:24:53,911 --> 00:24:57,081
是的，媽媽，我是個壞男孩

367
00:24:57,164 --> 00:25:02,044
他也不會被老爸打個半死

368
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,754
然後被送去…

369
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:08,675
聖埃斯特少年感化院

370
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:17,101
那像地獄的馬戲團…

371
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,651
只有一線希望

372
00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,572
噢，艾迪

373
00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:35,244
我們都是伴隨著鮮血和痛苦出生

374
00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:38,997
每一個英雄都有一個起源故事

375
00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,254
你的朋友…

376
00:25:46,422 --> 00:25:47,464
克萊圖斯卡薩迪

377
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,592
親抱親抱…

378
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,470
笑臉

379
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,266
瘋子

380
00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,644
-我應該去的
-那是個餿主意

381
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,312
這都是我造成的

382
00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:06,400
是他活該，誰叫他要當個瘋狂殺人魔

383
00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:08,026
登登！

384
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:12,364
你能挺我會很讚，就這一次

385
00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:13,532
蕃茄醬？

386
00:26:15,534 --> 00:26:18,120
這地方是吃到飽餐廳

387
00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,914
誰鳥我吃掉幾個腦殘白癡？

388
00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:23,292
你不知道誰是好人

389
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,501
他們在坐牢！

390
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,712
對，但有些人被冤枉

391
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,548
或被迫認罪，我們看過“謀殺犯的形成”

392
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:32,176
-沒事吧？
-沒事，只是在練習

393
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,553
我是個掠食者，艾迪

394
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:38,140
-獅子才不吃沙拉
-你又不是獅子王

395
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:41,769
你比較像豬狗或蝙蝠

396
00:26:42,311 --> 00:26:43,479
好吧

397
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:44,938
-你很討厭
-你才討厭！

398
00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:47,066
-你說什麼？
-抱歉

399
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:51,195
我沒有藉口，只是恐慌症發作

400
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:53,489
我在這裡簽到

401
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:58,827
站在牢房兩呎外，不准碰囚犯

402
00:26:58,911 --> 00:27:00,079
了解

403
00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,539
訪客來了！

404
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,300
這是我的事，不是我們的事

405
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,135
什麼都是你的事

406
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,722
今天算你走運，艾迪布洛克

407
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:21,725
我要向你爆料

408
00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:26,230
魔幻悲慘之旅的終點站

409
00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,191
我擔心你的靈魂

410
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:32,653
害死一個人怎麼對得起自己的良心？

411
00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:36,865
我就是來跟你請教的

412
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,079
你很愛搞笑，對吧？

413
00:27:43,122 --> 00:27:46,083
用不著，我的記憶超好

414
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,419
沒禮貌

415
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:50,879
有因就有果

416
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,842
你做的每一個決定

417
00:27:56,218 --> 00:28:01,098
我們棄誰於不顧，以何種姿態離去？

418
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,018
空蕩蕩的…

419
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,854
婚床

420
00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:09,857
在黑暗中苦等

421
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:13,026
不會來臨的救援

422
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,236
都是因為你

423
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,029
這傢伙在胡說八道！

424
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:20,075
你跟我是同類

425
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,286
不，並不是

426
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,789
內心扭曲，惡劣的父親

427
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,625
你給我回家的感覺，像家人一樣

428
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:33,756
說真的，我在這世上只想要一樣東西

429
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:35,257
家庭

430
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:39,261
那你真的不該殺死你外婆和媽媽

431
00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:46,101
你想說出什麼事，趁你還沒…

432
00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:50,981
被處死之前？

433
00:28:52,441 --> 00:28:53,442
有的

434
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:58,363
我想為你許個願

435
00:28:58,447 --> 00:28:59,907
噢，他人真好

436
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:03,160
我希望你…

437
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,871
和我一樣心痛

438
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,998
糟糕，太遲了

439
00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:11,752
我希望你孤零零地過一生

440
00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,629
就像你一直以來這樣

441
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:14,838
說話小心，老兄

442
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,673
你到底想要什麼？

443
00:29:16,757 --> 00:29:21,637
你害慘了每個愛過你的人，艾迪

444
00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:26,100
欺騙信任你的未婚妻

445
00:29:26,183 --> 00:29:30,562
怪不得你老爸從不再看你一眼

446
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,649
你害死他老婆，就是你老媽

447
00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:35,359
因為她難產而死

448
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:36,610
你這王八蛋！

449
00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:39,196
不！不要！

450
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,032
不准你這麼跟我麻吉說話

451
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,785
喂喂！

452
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,373
不准碰囚犯，你給我退後

453
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:55,337
艾迪？

454
00:29:56,130 --> 00:29:57,548
你得走了

455
00:29:57,631 --> 00:30:02,594
我嚐過人血的味道，那絕對不是

456
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:06,306
艾迪布洛克有個大秘密！

457
00:30:06,390 --> 00:30:07,975
閉嘴，卡薩迪

458
00:30:17,943 --> 00:30:20,362
-那可能是個錯誤
-閉嘴

459
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:23,741
你不是艾迪布洛克嗎？

460
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:25,576
我也不知道

461
00:30:28,746 --> 00:30:31,206
-艾迪
-我不想再聽你碎碎唸

462
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:33,167
-艾迪
-我不想聽

463
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,752
艾迪，對不起

464
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,046
那是他最後一次接受採訪

465
00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:41,759
他沒提到死在他手下的受害者

466
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:46,346
也沒說出屍體的下落，永遠都不會知道

467
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:47,681
我不是故意的！

468
00:30:47,765 --> 00:30:49,558
-你不是故意的？
-我也道過歉

469
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:52,936
你不是故意的，但你還是暴衝了

470
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,104
連想都沒想過

471
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,440
我們可能會被抓或被殺嗎？

472
00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,234
你才懶得想，你只想吃雞

473
00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:02,780
你只為自己想，想你要什麼

474
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:06,408
讓我提醒你，我來之前你是魯蛇

475
00:31:06,492 --> 00:31:08,952
連屁都不是，我讓你特別

476
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:11,080
你讓我特別？讓我告訴你

477
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:14,500
你來之前我有人生，沒有雞，但有夢想

478
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:17,711
還有漂亮的未婚妻和超夯的節目

479
00:31:17,795 --> 00:31:21,006
你卻徹底毀了那一切

480
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:25,636
但我東山再起，努力過活，晚安

481
00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,596
你是怎麼東山再起的？

482
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:28,722
你說什麼？

483
00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:33,102
誰在牆上找到線索，讓你當大英雄？

484
00:31:33,185 --> 00:31:35,604
誰找到線索？誰？

485
00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:36,647
哇

486
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:37,773
沒錯

487
00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:43,153
不不不，我才不想當什麼大英雄

488
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:48,242
我只想平靜地生活，你瞭嗎？

489
00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:52,162
你根本就不瞭

490
00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:55,249
我不想跟你一起住

491
00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:58,544
因為你老是跟我吵著要吃壞人

492
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,462
碎唸安妮的事

493
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:02,923
砸爛我的公寓，毀了我的人生！

494
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:06,760
你知道我選上你有多幸運嗎？

495
00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:07,970
你選上我？

496
00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,722
大哥，是我收容你耶

497
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:13,016
你朋友把你趕出狗屁星球

498
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,352
因為你是廢材！你是魯蛇！

499
00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:17,771
保護我個屁，你什麼也保護不了

500
00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:20,858
沒用的東西！連洗馬桶都不配！

501
00:32:22,693 --> 00:32:24,653
抱歉，我不是故意的

502
00:32:24,737 --> 00:32:27,573
讓我治好你，我再捶你一次

503
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,956
你這個王八蛋！

504
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:47,593
出去！拿著你的東西，滾！

505
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,970
這是我家！

506
00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:51,513
不！

507
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:53,640
小聲點！

508
00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:58,270
滾出去！

509
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,656
桑尼？

510
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,743
-你不敢
-我當然敢

511
00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,790
不不不！

512
00:33:17,873 --> 00:33:19,416
-好耶！
-不！

513
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,918
我要報警！

514
00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:22,795
真的很抱歉

515
00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:27,007
現身吧

516
00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:41,146
你贏不了的！

517
00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:43,982
看看我，再看看你自己

518
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,109
小廢物

519
00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:51,156
好大的膽子

520
00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,454
我猜要說掰掰囉

521
00:33:57,538 --> 00:34:00,874
好耶，我們終於有了共識

522
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:09,174
搞什麼東西？太扯了吧

523
00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:10,843
好耶！

524
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,695
不，不

525
00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,321
不不不

526
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,200
不！

527
00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:36,535
好耶！

528
00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:38,704
不！

529
00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:41,415
-好耶！
-不！

530
00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:43,959
噢耶！

531
00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:46,336
不！

532
00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:53,010
不不不

533
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:54,845
我希望從沒遇見你！

534
00:34:56,305 --> 00:34:57,848
莎喲娜啦！

535
00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:13,614
克萊圖斯卡薩迪，你受到加州政府

536
00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:16,992
審判、定罪並判決處以死刑

537
00:35:18,327 --> 00:35:22,539
願你的死能還給受害者家屬公道

538
00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:26,418
也願你在來世獲得平靜

539
00:35:26,502 --> 00:35:29,338
暴亂將至

540
00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:31,924
至死方休

541
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,635
那是你的遺言嗎？

542
00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:38,514
享受這場秀吧

543
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:18,804
典獄長

544
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:24,059
邪惡即將降臨！

545
00:36:33,736 --> 00:36:34,611
讓我出去！

546
00:37:51,021 --> 00:37:52,064
別動！

547
00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,076
喂！

548
00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:20,008
饒了我

549
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:23,053
我有個家庭

550
00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:50,539
典獄長，有遺言嗎？

551
00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:52,666
不！求求你！

552
00:39:08,432 --> 00:39:12,144
聖昆丁監獄，願你燃燒殆盡

553
00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:16,190
你們全下地獄，但我仍活著

554
00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:20,569
變成一個更聰明更強大的人

555
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,907
典獄長，你吃起來像火腿

556
00:39:25,783 --> 00:39:27,785
“嚴禁吃人”

557
00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:53,143
你們倆被驅逐了

558
00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:06,865
別用哀怨眼神看我，本來就行不通

559
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:08,033
好嗎？

560
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:18,961
好耶

561
00:40:19,878 --> 00:40:24,174
他衝得太快，進攻鋒線攔不住他

562
00:40:24,258 --> 00:40:27,428
連環殺手克萊圖斯卡薩迪正在潛逃…

563
00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:28,345
靠

564
00:40:28,429 --> 00:40:30,514
…全州展開追捕行動

565
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:31,557
-噢靠
-“墨里根警探”

566
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,976
他昨晚從聖昆丁監獄大膽逃獄

567
00:40:48,282 --> 00:40:49,867
-嗨
-你沒死喔？

568
00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:50,868
沒啊

569
00:40:50,951 --> 00:40:54,246
-能進去嗎？
-可以啊，請進

570
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:57,708
我也是剛剛看新聞才知道

571
00:40:58,459 --> 00:41:00,794
要我說，這糟糕透頂了

572
00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:04,840
來自聖昆丁的消息比扯鈴還扯

573
00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:05,758
電視很讚

574
00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:08,093
他怎麼逃出去的？

575
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:11,597
他怎麼逃出去的？真是個好問題

576
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,932
你是他的特別訪客

577
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,811
-他跟你說什麼？
-我？什麼都沒說

578
00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,480
沒提到越獄計畫？

579
00:41:19,563 --> 00:41:22,107
打扮成怪物逃出去？

580
00:41:22,691 --> 00:41:23,650
沒有

581
00:41:23,734 --> 00:41:27,112
你怎麼每次都被捲入這種事

582
00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:29,823
卻什麼都不知道？

583
00:41:29,907 --> 00:41:31,158
也許我很幸運

584
00:41:32,826 --> 00:41:34,161
最好是

585
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:38,499
你說…

586
00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:43,462
來自聖昆丁的消息很扯

587
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:44,963
是什麼意思？

588
00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:48,634
你採訪他那天我問過類似的問題

589
00:41:49,218 --> 00:41:51,220
情報就是力量

590
00:41:51,303 --> 00:41:53,931
你應該最清楚

591
00:41:54,014 --> 00:41:55,265
少來了

592
00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:02,231
我以為他會來找害他被處死的人

593
00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,441
但我猜錯了

594
00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:06,610
你最好低調點

595
00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,654
我自己出去

596
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,834
好吧，努力想

597
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,127
猛毒會怎麼做？

598
00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:27,423
他會先找到你吃掉你的臉，靠

599
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:29,425
好吧

600
00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:32,678
我們棄誰於不顧，以何種姿態離去？

601
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:37,766
-空蕩蕩的婚床逐漸腐朽
-婚禮？

602
00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:41,145
在黑暗中苦等不會來臨的救援

603
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:42,479
我不懂

604
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:46,567
-層層地獄…
-山丘的教堂一片死寂

605
00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:48,444
都是因為你

606
00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:51,780
你跟我是同類

607
00:42:51,864 --> 00:42:53,115
只有一線希望

608
00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:55,075
-內心扭曲
-“你是一線希望”

609
00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:56,285
希望

610
00:42:56,785 --> 00:43:00,914
你給我回家的感覺，像家人一樣

611
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:02,541
聖埃斯特感化院

612
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,720
“化裝舞會 表演嘉賓小席姆茲”

613
00:43:21,935 --> 00:43:23,228
遜爆了！

614
00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:25,272
又一個不行的

615
00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:42,790
看看這些怪咖

616
00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,292
我的同類

617
00:43:46,335 --> 00:43:47,836
超讚的裝扮

618
00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:49,338
嘿！

619
00:43:49,963 --> 00:43:51,298
帥喔！

620
00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:53,884
最讚的裝扮！我的天！

621
00:43:55,177 --> 00:43:56,553
日本貨嗎？

622
00:43:56,637 --> 00:43:58,388
不，我自己做的

623
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,641
-嗨
-誰，我？

624
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:02,643
你好，猛男

625
00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:04,645
抱歉，不是我的菜

626
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:08,524
我從艾迪的衣櫥出櫃了！

627
00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:35,968
好炫的車子

628
00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:40,264
賽車紅，我喜歡

629
00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,522
我們來開趴吧

630
00:44:50,566 --> 00:44:53,736
哇，好耶

631
00:44:55,529 --> 00:44:58,532
停車！停車！

632
00:44:58,615 --> 00:44:59,783
該死

633
00:45:06,123 --> 00:45:08,333
-你是真的
-沒錯

634
00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:14,465
殺了我的母體猛毒，我們將所向無敵

635
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,593
我知道牠在哪兒

636
00:45:17,676 --> 00:45:22,848
但你要先幫我找回失去的東西

637
00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:24,141
一言為定

638
00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:25,517
一言為定

639
00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:39,448
噢耶！

640
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,003
老兄

641
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:01,095
帥喔兄弟，怎麼樣？

642
00:46:18,070 --> 00:46:18,904
謝謝大家

643
00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:24,576
靠

644
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,954
你的裝扮超威的！

645
00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:28,205
謝謝那個人！

646
00:46:30,457 --> 00:46:31,792
艾迪是錯的

647
00:46:33,419 --> 00:46:37,131
他覺得我丟臉，把我藏起來

648
00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:42,052
但現在看看我！你們愛我

649
00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:43,929
我自由了！

650
00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:47,724
耶！

651
00:46:49,726 --> 00:46:53,689
別再虐待外星人，那不好

652
00:46:55,065 --> 00:47:00,112
我們應該都能在這顆星球和平共處

653
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:05,200
自由自在地做自己！

654
00:47:07,536 --> 00:47:08,829
我愛你！

655
00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:10,247
我也愛妳！

656
00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,083
好耶！

657
00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:15,753
致命守護者丟麥

658
00:47:25,554 --> 00:47:27,264
哇，這場面很難接

659
00:47:28,849 --> 00:47:31,435
真希望你今晚看到我…

660
00:47:34,104 --> 00:47:34,980
艾迪

661
00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:18,899
“克萊愛法蘭”

662
00:48:20,484 --> 00:48:21,777
靠

663
00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:26,615
-墨里根
-我是艾迪布洛克

664
00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:29,785
希望也許不大，但我可能找到線索

665
00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:31,286
說吧，你找到什麼？

666
00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:34,415
我上次去見卡薩迪時他提到婚床

667
00:48:34,498 --> 00:48:37,126
還有婚禮，當時我有聽沒懂

668
00:48:37,209 --> 00:48:40,003
但我在聖埃斯特找到了線索

669
00:48:41,004 --> 00:48:43,465
我站在一棵樹前面

670
00:48:43,549 --> 00:48:45,968
上面刻了幾個字

671
00:48:46,051 --> 00:48:50,681
“克萊愛法蘭”

672
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:54,852
我在想他可能正在去找這個法蘭

673
00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:59,606
也許你能傳些檔案給我

674
00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:02,943
查出這個法蘭是誰

675
00:49:03,652 --> 00:49:06,196
那是法蘭西絲巴瑞森

676
00:49:06,822 --> 00:49:08,907
哇，好快

677
00:49:08,991 --> 00:49:10,743
不可能的，艾迪

678
00:49:11,702 --> 00:49:14,163
她掛了，我殺了她

679
00:49:54,787 --> 00:49:55,788
我能效勞嗎？

680
00:50:12,221 --> 00:50:14,306
你有網路嗎？

681
00:50:18,477 --> 00:50:21,522
“法蘭西絲巴瑞森遭到擊斃”

682
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,775
“警方報告 最高機密”

683
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,569
“轉至雷文克勞夫精神病院”

684
00:50:31,323 --> 00:50:32,866
妳還活著

685
00:50:42,793 --> 00:50:43,794
等我出去

686
00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:47,673
要剝掉妳的臉皮，戴著去派對！

687
00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:50,342
你永遠出不去，席格菲

688
00:50:50,426 --> 00:50:51,760
誰也出不去

689
00:50:55,681 --> 00:50:57,683
法蘭西絲

690
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,437
妳男友耍了一招逃脫術

691
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,938
逃出聖昆丁監獄

692
00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:06,650
今天的大新聞

693
00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:11,780
噢，別太興奮，他找不到妳

694
00:51:15,868 --> 00:51:16,827
“死賤貨”

695
00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:18,162
多謝誇獎

696
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:20,664
但妳不是我的菜

697
00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,083
不知道他在哪裡

698
00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:28,088
“我就在這裡”

699
00:51:28,839 --> 00:51:30,007
登登

700
00:51:52,571 --> 00:51:53,489
嗨，寶貝

701
00:51:56,575 --> 00:52:01,497
我不想嚇到妳，好嗎？

702
00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:03,874
但我要妳見見…

703
00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:07,086
屠殺

704
00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:22,392
超性感的

705
00:52:39,618 --> 00:52:40,661
快上

706
00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:54,174
66年野馬

707
00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,760
我的夢想車

708
00:52:56,844 --> 00:52:59,721
我記得啊，看看妳的技術

709
00:53:38,177 --> 00:53:41,096
好耶，寶貝！

710
00:53:57,404 --> 00:54:00,074
舊金山警局，投降吧！

711
00:54:27,142 --> 00:54:28,894
夠了！妳會害死牠！

712
00:54:28,977 --> 00:54:31,563
她敢再尖叫，我就啃掉她的臉

713
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:36,318
牠對聲音很敏感

714
00:54:39,405 --> 00:54:41,740
停車！投降！

715
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,793
誰說愛情已死？

716
00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:59,591
喂！酒鬼不准進來！

717
00:55:02,594 --> 00:55:05,097
救救我，食物

718
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,890
滾！給我滾！

719
00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:08,725
巧克力

720
00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:12,938
猛毒？

721
00:55:13,021 --> 00:55:17,359
我很難讓他們站起來，陳太太

722
00:55:17,443 --> 00:55:18,944
艾迪呢？

723
00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:22,072
食物

724
00:55:31,123 --> 00:55:32,332
怪物！

725
00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,543
到處都是怪物！

726
00:55:35,753 --> 00:55:37,588
到處都是！

727
00:55:37,671 --> 00:55:39,757
怪物！

728
00:55:53,353 --> 00:55:54,688
“法蘭西絲巴瑞森”

729
00:55:57,566 --> 00:56:00,486
發出通緝令，設下警戒線

730
00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:02,404
封鎖州界

731
00:56:03,113 --> 00:56:04,782
把布洛克帶來

732
00:56:08,327 --> 00:56:11,080
我幫不了忙，只會浪費你的時間

733
00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:13,457
知道我怎麼想嗎？

734
00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:16,001
艾迪還有什麼卡薩迪的事沒說？

735
00:56:16,085 --> 00:56:19,755
他為什麼要艾迪去看他的死刑？

736
00:56:21,090 --> 00:56:23,300
扯上你就會發生壞事

737
00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:25,969
你的公寓去年死了好幾個人

738
00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:28,680
你在龍蝦餐廳的奇怪行徑

739
00:56:28,764 --> 00:56:32,768
火箭爆炸時只有你在生命基金會

740
00:56:34,019 --> 00:56:35,562
現在鴛鴦大盜會合了

741
00:56:35,646 --> 00:56:37,356
精神病院的醫生掛了

742
00:56:37,439 --> 00:56:39,149
我今天才知道

743
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,235
大家都說他們看到怪物

744
00:56:41,318 --> 00:56:42,820
怪物？

745
00:56:42,903 --> 00:56:44,947
怪物是什麼意思？

746
00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:48,742
怪物，克萊圖斯去哪這怪物都跟著他

747
00:56:48,826 --> 00:56:50,160
天啊

748
00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:51,578
快說，艾迪！

749
00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:53,497
給我說實話！

750
00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:57,334
他是怎麼做到的？

751
00:56:58,961 --> 00:57:02,423
秘密是什麼？他怎麼能製造幻覺？

752
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:03,799
好吧

753
00:57:05,092 --> 00:57:08,512
我得打通電話才能回答你的問題

754
00:57:13,976 --> 00:57:15,477
我會讓你打電話

755
00:57:16,019 --> 00:57:18,272
但你知道秘密會怎樣嗎？

756
00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:21,817
一定會被揭露，很難保守秘密

757
00:57:30,826 --> 00:57:32,411
艾迪要妳這麼做？

758
00:57:32,494 --> 00:57:35,372
沒人能幫他嗎？我們遲到了

759
00:57:35,456 --> 00:57:36,749
他惹上麻煩，丹

760
00:57:36,832 --> 00:57:38,709
麻煩老是找上他

761
00:57:40,252 --> 00:57:43,338
-又會有外星人？
-當然不會

762
00:57:46,008 --> 00:57:47,551
我想單獨跟他說話

763
00:57:47,634 --> 00:57:51,805
有人受傷妳就不能替妳的當事人說謊

764
00:57:52,431 --> 00:57:54,558
法學院沒教妳嗎？

765
00:57:56,185 --> 00:58:00,397
嘿，安妮，多謝妳趕來

766
00:58:00,481 --> 00:58:02,191
那矮冬瓜真會碎唸

767
00:58:04,151 --> 00:58:06,153
你惹上多大的麻煩？

768
00:58:06,236 --> 00:58:07,362
我搞砸了

769
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:08,781
多糟糕？

770
00:58:08,864 --> 00:58:11,450
糟透了，都是我的錯

771
00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:14,703
不管是什麼，你都得說實話

772
00:58:14,787 --> 00:58:18,749
我不能說他們在追捕的連環殺人魔

773
00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:21,752
身體裡頭有一個外星人

774
00:58:22,252 --> 00:58:24,630
而且牠會展開大屠殺

775
00:58:27,966 --> 00:58:30,719
猛毒，告訴我這是怎麼回事

776
00:58:30,803 --> 00:58:33,680
牠不在，牠不在這裡

777
00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:39,728
你是在說謊，還是牠真的不在這裡？

778
00:58:39,812 --> 00:58:40,896
牠不在這裡

779
00:58:40,979 --> 00:58:42,940
天啊，艾迪！

780
00:58:43,023 --> 00:58:46,026
-聖埃斯特起火
-搞什麼？

781
00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:46,985
艾迪，動動腦筋

782
00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:50,406
我只知道牠不吃東西跑不遠

783
00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:53,117
而且牠只吃雞和巧克力

784
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,369
牠守規則的話就只能吃那些

785
00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:00,999
我們得找到牠

786
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,252
你是說我得找到牠

787
00:59:03,335 --> 00:59:06,755
對啦，妳得找到牠，我再跟牠和好

788
00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,174
-我試試看
-謝謝妳

789
00:59:12,594 --> 00:59:13,512
陳太太

790
00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:15,097
-是誰啊？
-是我

791
00:59:16,765 --> 00:59:17,891
妳要什麼？

792
00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:20,144
-她講話夠嗆
-聽好

793
00:59:20,269 --> 00:59:21,270
妳傷了艾迪的心

794
00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:23,689
我沒空解釋那是大錯特錯

795
00:59:23,772 --> 00:59:24,857
猛毒在哪裡？

796
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:26,316
妳也想傷牠的心？

797
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,527
我不想討論誰對誰做了什麼

798
00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:30,696
艾迪說牠可能會來吃巧克力

799
00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:32,114
我只需要跟那外星人說話

800
00:59:32,197 --> 00:59:33,949
妳說不會有外星人

801
00:59:34,032 --> 00:59:36,076
-不會有更多
-新聞快報

802
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,286
市長發出宵禁令

803
00:59:37,369 --> 00:59:38,579
麻煩開大聲點

804
00:59:39,413 --> 00:59:41,457
卡薩迪和巴瑞森應被視為

805
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,042
攜帶武器和極度危險

806
00:59:44,126 --> 00:59:46,712
今晚警方持續追捕行動

807
00:59:47,254 --> 00:59:48,088
所以呢？

808
00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:50,174
-克萊圖斯身上有個共生體
-我的天

809
00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:52,718
妳還有什麼瞞天大謊沒說？

810
00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:54,553
-小孬孬
-什麼？

811
00:59:54,636 --> 00:59:56,847
-艾迪需要猛毒
-她罵我小孬孬

812
00:59:56,930 --> 01:00:00,017
牠說牠不需要他，沒有他活得更好

813
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:02,144
我不懂妳幹嘛這麼在乎…？

814
01:00:03,854 --> 01:00:05,314
噢，等等

815
01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:09,234
你快給我出來

816
01:00:12,488 --> 01:00:13,572
看到沒？

817
01:00:13,655 --> 01:00:16,283
-真的啦，看到沒？
-有啦，看到了

818
01:00:16,366 --> 01:00:20,579
艾迪這混蛋得一個人去打怪

819
01:00:20,662 --> 01:00:22,414
別幼稚了，去幫你朋友

820
01:00:22,498 --> 01:00:25,042
他說我連洗馬桶都不配！

821
01:00:26,085 --> 01:00:29,338
克萊圖斯會去找他，沒有你他會死

822
01:00:29,421 --> 01:00:33,675
當然囉，因為我才是大英雄

823
01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:38,180
是啊，你是性感大英雄

824
01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:45,062
你最酷，你最猛，你最威

825
01:00:45,145 --> 01:00:46,105
是啊

826
01:00:46,188 --> 01:00:47,689
我就站在這裡耶

827
01:00:47,773 --> 01:00:49,400
沒人喜歡你，丹！

828
01:00:50,317 --> 01:00:52,236
我超愛你大顯身手

829
01:00:57,324 --> 01:00:59,410
我們去救那個大混蛋吧

830
01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:09,086
我保證我們從此就會自由了

831
01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:13,215
我們要走進山丘上的大教堂

832
01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:18,429
-一場婚禮
-三個客人

833
01:01:18,512 --> 01:01:20,848
一人帶一個客人

834
01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:23,642
射瞎我眼睛的條子

835
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:25,310
艾迪布洛克

836
01:01:26,145 --> 01:01:28,313
還有猛毒

837
01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:32,151
血色的婚禮

838
01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:38,699
妳沒找到牠？

839
01:01:50,753 --> 01:01:53,714
天啊，發生什麼事？

840
01:02:05,309 --> 01:02:07,436
嗨，丹，我們走吧

841
01:02:07,936 --> 01:02:09,563
我才不跟他講話

842
01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:11,565
-牠不想出來
-什麼意思？

843
01:02:11,648 --> 01:02:14,777
克萊圖斯要屠城，我們得快走

844
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:17,529
他不道歉我們什麼都不會做

845
01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:19,323
牠只要你道個歉

846
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,158
我知道你不喜歡認錯

847
01:02:21,241 --> 01:02:22,868
牠現在要我道歉？

848
01:02:22,951 --> 01:02:25,496
我要他跪求我

849
01:02:26,622 --> 01:02:28,582
好吧，我要當個大人

850
01:02:28,665 --> 01:02:31,960
我才是大人，不過繼續說

851
01:02:32,044 --> 01:02:35,130
-牠說什麼？
-牠說牠在認真聽

852
01:02:35,214 --> 01:02:37,716
好吧，聽好，我很抱歉

853
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,176
不夠誠懇

854
01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:41,220
對不起

855
01:02:41,303 --> 01:02:42,429
不夠！

856
01:02:42,513 --> 01:02:44,264
對不起啦

857
01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:45,849
超詭異的

858
01:02:45,933 --> 01:02:46,850
對不起！

859
01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:48,435
我不知道你幹嘛對我大吼

860
01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:52,189
好吧，我遇到你之前是個魯蛇

861
01:02:52,272 --> 01:02:53,899
對啊，沒錯

862
01:02:53,982 --> 01:02:55,734
現在的我不一樣了

863
01:02:57,820 --> 01:03:00,239
你讓我變得很特別

864
01:03:00,322 --> 01:03:01,657
沒錯！

865
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:04,576
-再加碼道歉
-加碼？好吧

866
01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:10,666
我真心為我所說的一切

867
01:03:10,749 --> 01:03:14,294
沒說的一切和做的一切

868
01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:17,172
和我沒做的一切向你道歉

869
01:03:18,215 --> 01:03:19,425
牠在考慮

870
01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,635
拜託

871
01:03:24,138 --> 01:03:24,972
好吧！

872
01:03:25,514 --> 01:03:26,557
哇咧！

873
01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:28,767
噢不

874
01:03:28,851 --> 01:03:29,977
親下去！

875
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,937
妳現在要親我嗎？

876
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,689
-不要
-不要？

877
01:03:33,772 --> 01:03:35,524
我不會再那麼做了

878
01:03:35,607 --> 01:03:38,235
也許吧，老實說，超好玩的

879
01:03:38,318 --> 01:03:41,113
拯救世界就能自稱致命守護者嗎？

880
01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:42,114
太老派了

881
01:03:42,197 --> 01:03:45,701
丹，快打包走人，有必要…

882
01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:48,746
-火與噪音
-火與噪音是樂團嗎？

883
01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:50,622
那會殺死他們

884
01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:52,416
好吧，安啦，我會罩她

885
01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:56,670
我不會道歉！

886
01:03:57,671 --> 01:03:59,214
天啊，真是抱歉

887
01:03:59,298 --> 01:04:01,967
那一對很需要伴侶諮商

888
01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:08,015
我正開到布洛克住處

889
01:04:12,311 --> 01:04:14,146
靠，我的天

890
01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:19,443
卡薩迪，把手舉高！

891
01:04:20,194 --> 01:04:21,737
哪一隻…

892
01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,073
手？

893
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:25,616
搞什麼？

894
01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:32,998
找到你了

895
01:04:33,082 --> 01:04:35,959
尖嘯會很高興

896
01:04:40,881 --> 01:04:42,216
喲嗚！

897
01:04:43,926 --> 01:04:45,886
香噴噴的布洛克！

898
01:05:01,318 --> 01:05:03,612
閃閃惹人愛

899
01:05:05,823 --> 01:05:08,534
你該套進哪隻手指？

900
01:05:14,915 --> 01:05:15,833
“愛你的安妮”

901
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:19,920
小小魚兒的閃亮亮誘餌

902
01:05:27,219 --> 01:05:29,763
好了，來吧，毛先生

903
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:42,943
妳好，安妮，我掐昏了妳男友

904
01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:44,653
他不會有事

905
01:05:44,737 --> 01:05:47,448
只要妳說出艾迪布洛克在哪

906
01:05:48,282 --> 01:05:51,076
我才不會告訴妳

907
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,828
很可惜我得傷害妳

908
01:05:59,585 --> 01:06:00,586
告訴布洛克…

909
01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:01,754
“婚禮 恩典座堂”

910
01:06:01,837 --> 01:06:03,380
…克萊圖斯要來個交換

911
01:06:03,464 --> 01:06:05,841
她的頭換他的頭

912
01:06:07,968 --> 01:06:09,344
他會殺死你們倆

913
01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:11,930
很多人試過

914
01:06:12,014 --> 01:06:13,348
都搞砸了

915
01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:27,571
他們找不到他！

916
01:06:27,654 --> 01:06:29,615
他們也在追殺我們

917
01:06:31,617 --> 01:06:33,035
快啊，你在哪？

918
01:06:38,832 --> 01:06:40,626
丹，怎麼回事？

919
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:42,669
-他們抓走她
-什麼？

920
01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:44,713
-他們抓走安妮
-冷靜點

921
01:06:44,797 --> 01:06:46,090
帶她去他們的婚禮

922
01:06:46,173 --> 01:06:47,800
-哪兒？
-他們的婚禮

923
01:06:47,883 --> 01:06:49,802
-恩典座堂，快去
-這就去

924
01:06:50,469 --> 01:06:53,013
看來我們要去一場婚禮

925
01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:56,558
-有點心吃嗎？
-當然有

926
01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:35,347
遙遠的大教堂…

927
01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,850
是我目中一切

928
01:07:40,686 --> 01:07:43,313
折翼的天使

929
01:07:44,857 --> 01:07:46,275
是另一個我

930
01:07:49,153 --> 01:07:52,072
-各位親朋好友
-先送禮物

931
01:07:52,156 --> 01:07:53,991
其實傳統習俗…

932
01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:56,118
給我閉嘴…

933
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,121
神父

934
01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:03,709
寶貝，我有妳最想要的東西

935
01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,795
-那條子？
-那條子

936
01:08:06,879 --> 01:08:08,213
請繼續，神父

937
01:08:08,338 --> 01:08:09,715
各位親朋好友

938
01:08:09,798 --> 01:08:12,009
若是有人反對這場婚禮

939
01:08:12,509 --> 01:08:15,596
請開口，否則就永遠閉…

940
01:08:17,765 --> 01:08:19,099
她在哪裡？

941
01:08:22,561 --> 01:08:24,646
你來了

942
01:08:24,730 --> 01:08:26,356
你死定了，吾父

943
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,608
不！

944
01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:29,151
不是你，神父

945
01:08:29,860 --> 01:08:32,029
是你，父親

946
01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,238
靠！

947
01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:36,492
你去哪？你幹嘛？

948
01:08:36,575 --> 01:08:40,329
比我想像的糟糕，牠是紅色的

949
01:08:40,412 --> 01:08:42,873
-紅色的？
-我們得馬上閃人

950
01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:45,542
別管安妮，反正我們不喜歡她

951
01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:47,252
-走吧
-現在？

952
01:08:47,336 --> 01:08:50,464
恭喜這對新人，然後就閃人

953
01:08:50,547 --> 01:08:52,424
艾迪！哈嚕！

954
01:08:53,050 --> 01:08:55,177
我馬上來，好嗎？

955
01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:56,970
你得馬上出來

956
01:08:57,054 --> 01:08:59,848
現在處境超危險的

957
01:08:59,932 --> 01:09:03,102
-布洛克跟你一樣？
-很快就不會

958
01:09:04,436 --> 01:09:06,063
艾迪，給我過來！

959
01:09:07,189 --> 01:09:09,108
你得立馬出來

960
01:09:09,191 --> 01:09:12,361
我會讓你吃很多人，大吃特吃

961
01:09:12,444 --> 01:09:14,780
除了長袍男，不能吃他

962
01:09:14,863 --> 01:09:16,573
-打勾勾？
-打勾勾

963
01:09:19,952 --> 01:09:20,953
謝謝你

964
01:09:34,925 --> 01:09:36,677
寶貝！

965
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,720
給我閉嘴

966
01:09:39,972 --> 01:09:42,057
婚姻觸礁了？

967
01:09:43,976 --> 01:09:47,062
-受死吧
-好樣的！

968
01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:50,232
我是說我們，我們死定了

969
01:10:32,274 --> 01:10:33,776
我殺了妳

970
01:10:33,859 --> 01:10:35,861
鬼是殺不死的

971
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,867
妳，殺了他

972
01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:44,495
但給我乖乖閉嘴

973
01:10:44,578 --> 01:10:47,289
我們的老婆知道怎麼做

974
01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:49,166
小聲一點

975
01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:51,919
你以為你在跟誰說話？

976
01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,630
-攔住他
-死條子

977
01:11:01,887 --> 01:11:02,930
蜜月期結束了？

978
01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:05,057
天啊，不

979
01:11:07,768 --> 01:11:09,061
威力提升

980
01:11:09,144 --> 01:11:10,229
不！

981
01:11:27,204 --> 01:11:29,998
求救…克萊圖斯卡薩迪…

982
01:11:42,511 --> 01:11:47,015
他們說以眼還眼是怎樣來著？

983
01:11:56,817 --> 01:11:58,527
火與噪音！

984
01:11:58,610 --> 01:11:59,778
只是沒有噪音

985
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:04,491
寶貝！

986
01:12:07,202 --> 01:12:08,287
克萊圖斯！

987
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:40,235
單挑吧，布洛克

988
01:12:47,242 --> 01:12:49,703
知道我在牢裡是怎麼過的嗎？

989
01:13:00,464 --> 01:13:05,594
我都在想你只報導單方面的故事

990
01:13:18,649 --> 01:13:22,528
完全沒提到小小克萊圖斯

991
01:13:22,611 --> 01:13:26,073
被父母和外婆虐待！

992
01:13:59,231 --> 01:14:03,694
你沒告訴全世界他是個嚇壞的小男孩

993
01:14:04,862 --> 01:14:06,363
沒人在乎他

994
01:14:06,447 --> 01:14:09,867
也沒人來救他！

995
01:14:13,829 --> 01:14:16,248
你從沒捫心自問…

996
01:14:16,331 --> 01:14:17,374
為什麼！

997
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:20,919
你是個蹩腳的記者

998
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:30,929
太爽了

999
01:14:39,938 --> 01:14:42,566
我不是瘋子

1000
01:14:43,484 --> 01:14:46,987
但我很會記仇

1001
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,452
你要看著她死

1002
01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:00,542
安妮！

1003
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,169
安妮！

1004
01:15:18,018 --> 01:15:18,894
快想辦法！

1005
01:15:21,105 --> 01:15:24,608
艾迪，我們恐怕打不贏他們

1006
01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:33,534
寶貝，你太超過了

1007
01:15:34,284 --> 01:15:36,328
你得阻止他

1008
01:15:36,412 --> 01:15:38,205
你在幹嘛？

1009
01:15:38,288 --> 01:15:40,207
我會永遠讓她閉嘴

1010
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:43,710
不！住手！你會殺死她！

1011
01:15:48,549 --> 01:15:51,260
-起來啊！
-我起不來

1012
01:15:53,178 --> 01:15:56,765
快看，他們不是共生體

1013
01:15:57,850 --> 01:15:59,852
-離她遠一點！
-閉嘴

1014
01:15:59,935 --> 01:16:02,229
別碰我老婆！

1015
01:16:04,398 --> 01:16:05,899
他們不是一對

1016
01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:08,110
我們才是

1017
01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:10,571
沒錯，我們是天生一對

1018
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,408
我們合體後就是…

1019
01:16:16,452 --> 01:16:18,412
致命守護者！

1020
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:39,326
展開大屠殺吧！

1021
01:18:01,598 --> 01:18:03,225
我抱住妳，沒事吧？

1022
01:18:33,672 --> 01:18:37,176
父親，我們其中一個必須死

1023
01:18:37,968 --> 01:18:39,470
我們需要火

1024
01:18:42,806 --> 01:18:44,850
或噪音

1025
01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:01,575
不！

1026
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:21,220
我的天！

1027
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,467
一點也不好吃

1028
01:20:13,313 --> 01:20:17,359
我是個殺人魔，不管有沒有怪物

1029
01:20:20,112 --> 01:20:21,655
知道我想要什麼嗎？

1030
01:20:23,449 --> 01:20:24,908
不知道，你要什麼？

1031
01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:27,786
我跟你說過，但你沒在聽

1032
01:20:28,954 --> 01:20:30,456
我現在在聽

1033
01:20:32,082 --> 01:20:34,084
我要你的友情

1034
01:20:36,879 --> 01:20:38,464
抱歉，克萊圖斯

1035
01:20:41,175 --> 01:20:42,718
去這傢伙的！

1036
01:21:05,032 --> 01:21:06,825
猛毒，快把他帶走

1037
01:21:07,534 --> 01:21:08,994
他們會來抓你們

1038
01:21:09,578 --> 01:21:10,579
我知道

1039
01:21:12,664 --> 01:21:13,749
嘿，安妮

1040
01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:15,584
保重了

1041
01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,340
你也是，英雄

1042
01:21:21,423 --> 01:21:22,758
丹！

1043
01:21:22,841 --> 01:21:25,844
-你也要保重
-謝了

1044
01:21:25,928 --> 01:21:27,387
我喜歡你

1045
01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:29,640
不過我們不需要他

1046
01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:32,893
老實說，他只會礙事

1047
01:21:46,907 --> 01:21:48,409
怪物

1048
01:21:58,794 --> 01:22:03,424
那是唐吉訶德，他旁邊是桑丘潘薩

1049
01:22:04,133 --> 01:22:05,384
他們很不同

1050
01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:07,678
對世界的看法不一樣

1051
01:22:09,054 --> 01:22:10,848
做事的方法也不同

1052
01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:14,560
有時候根本就不喜歡對方，但…

1053
01:22:16,311 --> 01:22:19,148
他們合作無間，帶出彼此最好的一面

1054
01:22:20,232 --> 01:22:23,402
艾迪，時候到了

1055
01:22:24,570 --> 01:22:26,071
我必須一個人去

1056
01:22:26,739 --> 01:22:28,115
他們要的是我

1057
01:22:28,824 --> 01:22:29,867
是啊

1058
01:22:31,869 --> 01:22:33,912
親愛的桑丘

1059
01:22:34,621 --> 01:22:37,583
事實是真理的敵人

1060
01:22:38,208 --> 01:22:39,877
那是什麼意思？

1061
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,211
意思是…

1062
01:22:42,963 --> 01:22:44,506
意思是我們…

1063
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,301
是猛…

1064
01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:48,343
逃犯！

1065
01:22:48,427 --> 01:22:50,721
…毒，也對啦

1066
01:22:50,804 --> 01:22:51,972
亡命之徒

1067
01:22:52,055 --> 01:22:53,348
也是啦

1068
01:23:07,237 --> 01:23:11,533
-謝謝你帶我來這裡
-不客氣，兄弟

1069
01:23:12,576 --> 01:23:13,911
很美吧

1070
01:23:15,537 --> 01:23:17,873
很抱歉不能讓你享受…

1071
01:23:17,956 --> 01:23:20,459
海風吹拂著髮絲，但…

1072
01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:24,463
奧修說過，當你愛一個人

1073
01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:29,885
就得接受他們的全部，包括缺陷

1074
01:23:29,968 --> 01:23:32,930
-缺陷…
-沒人是完美的

1075
01:23:33,013 --> 01:23:37,059
倒轉一下，你剛剛說你愛我

1076
01:23:38,018 --> 01:23:39,103
你有說

1077
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:44,691
-我們要去哪？
-我也不知道

1078
01:23:46,110 --> 01:23:48,320
需要致命守護者的地方吧

1079
01:23:49,822 --> 01:23:52,157
-你是認真的！
-是啊

1080
01:23:52,825 --> 01:23:53,909
我們需要披風

1081
01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,327
還有面具

1082
01:23:57,204 --> 01:24:00,165
不需要，我們有你，安啦

1083
01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:30,320
“別走開，後面還有精彩片段”

1084
01:27:04,767 --> 01:27:07,853
-我超愛這部影集
-是啊

1085
01:27:09,271 --> 01:27:12,066
麥斯希姆諾的感受都沒被顧到

1086
01:27:12,149 --> 01:27:15,903
那他就不應該偷藏這麼大的秘密

1087
01:27:15,986 --> 01:27:18,072
每個人都有過去，艾迪

1088
01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:22,493
你偷藏了什麼秘密嗎？

1089
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:28,082
橫跨宇宙八百億光年的知識

1090
01:27:28,165 --> 01:27:30,834
會在你的小腦袋瓜裡爆炸

1091
01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:34,171
那是什麼意思？

1092
01:27:34,254 --> 01:27:36,090
讓我給你看看

1093
01:27:36,673 --> 01:27:41,512
我們共生體經歷過的一點事情

1094
01:27:41,595 --> 01:27:42,554
好啊

1095
01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:45,015
-好了嗎，艾迪？
-好了

1096
01:27:52,523 --> 01:27:54,608
發生什麼事？

1097
01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:58,612
噢，不！

1098
01:28:00,781 --> 01:28:02,491
那是什麼東西？

1099
01:28:02,574 --> 01:28:04,952
噢，那只是條毛巾

1100
01:28:06,495 --> 01:28:07,621
我們在哪？

1101
01:28:08,247 --> 01:28:10,124
-你做了什麼？
-不是我

1102
01:28:10,207 --> 01:28:13,419
這個由在下揭露的驚人事實

1103
01:28:13,502 --> 01:28:14,962
提出更多問題

1104
01:28:15,045 --> 01:28:17,840
-這是什麼？
-關於彼得帕克的秘密…

1105
01:28:19,550 --> 01:28:23,345
也就是蜘蛛人，也就是蜘蛛威脅

1106
01:28:23,429 --> 01:28:27,349
但別擔心，《號角日報》會廢寢忘食…

1107
01:28:27,433 --> 01:28:29,435
那傢伙

1108
01:28:29,518 --> 01:28:31,854
…揭露他編織的謊言！

1109
01:28:31,937 --> 01:28:33,480
我是喬納詹姆森

1110
01:28:34,064 --> 01:28:35,023
晚安

1111
01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:38,318
願上帝保佑我們

1112
01:28:40,571 --> 01:28:42,531
兄弟，你在我房間幹嘛？

1113
01:28:47,202 --> 01:28:48,245
我…

1114
01:37:12,875 --> 01:37:14,877
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