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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（歡迎來到德里）

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‎我叫艾琳昆

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‎我16歲，我來自德里

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‎或倫敦德里，看你信仰是什麼

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‎這是愛爾蘭西北紛擾的小角落

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‎（你進入了自由德里）

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‎我跟家鄉可說有複雜的關係

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‎是這樣的，住在德里

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‎你沒地方可以躲

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‎大家都互相認識、知道大家的一切

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‎有時候，我只想…

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‎不要被人煩

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‎那是我的日記嗎？

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‎她這次太過分了，媽咪

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‎她下次會怎樣？

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‎我們會抓到她穿我內褲？

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‎別在父親面前說“內褲”，他受不了的

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‎我才受不了！

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‎好吧，表姊妹之間穿內褲又怎樣？

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‎別再說“內褲”了

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‎我不要再忍受了

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‎青少年現在有權利了，你知道嗎？

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‎別開玩笑了！

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‎是真的，媽

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‎好啦，麥考利克金能跟他父母離異了

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‎你們聽說了嗎？

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‎那應該是她在白痴夏令營認識的人

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‎你堅持送她去的

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‎那天殺的什麼“跨越藩籬的朋友”

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‎我對基督新教徒沒意見

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‎我贊成融合，真的

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‎但如果他們要讓小孩跟父母離異…

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‎麥考利克金不是基督新教徒，媽！

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‎只會讓我們的小孩學壞

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‎嗯，他可能會

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‎但我不是在跨越藩籬的朋友認識他的

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‎我不在乎妳在哪認識他的
‎妳不准再見他，懂嗎？

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‎-好啦！
‎-看看這個

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‎顯然橋上有炸彈

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‎不會吧

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‎懷疑增加
‎有輛被劫持的廂型車…

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‎喔，親愛的主，不

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‎所以她們不能去上學了嗎？

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‎我整個夏天受夠了，傑瑞

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‎她要害我頭融化了

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‎是，她們的校車可以走遠路

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‎我去開門

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‎預期交通會受到重大影響

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‎好了，莎拉？

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‎她的小孩不該搭校車上學的

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‎你該載她們上學的

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‎你這沒用的狗屁

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‎我得工作，喬

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‎-工作？你叫那工作？
‎-對

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‎你為什麼還在煩我的瑪麗？

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‎因為我們結婚17年了，喬

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‎我們有兩個小孩

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‎因為我們彼此相愛

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‎喔，真是的！

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‎我會抓到你把柄的，小子

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‎我在找人抓了

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‎天哪，媽咪，妳起床得真早

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‎妳也是，妳該睡晚一點的，親愛的

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‎-妳還在放假呢
‎-今天是學期第一天，莎拉

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‎-是嗎？
‎-是的

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‎我不知道其他人怎樣
‎但我不喜歡這個炸彈

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‎-真驚人
‎-真慘

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‎討厭又反感

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‎我12點在熱帶康納有預約

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‎拖延才15分鐘

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‎但照這速度，我應該過不了橋的

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‎這會破壞我的曬程的

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‎他們就是這樣，想要普通人受苦

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‎就是這樣

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‎我很確定妨礙妳用日曬機

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‎不是任何人政見的重點，莎拉阿姨

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‎我可不確定

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‎（社會民主工黨約翰休姆議員）

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‎我們最好出門吧

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‎嘿！

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‎妳在開什麼玩笑？妳的西裝外套呢？

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‎我決定今年穿有自己風格的制服

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‎我就把妳格鬥到地板上
‎去拿西裝外套

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‎聽著，媽咪，我不是複製人

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‎我該能表達自己的獨特性

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‎對不起，我不穿西裝外套，就這樣

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‎傑瑞

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‎把木湯匙拿來

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎我以為我們今年要表達自我？

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‎聽著，我是想，克萊兒，但我媽不准

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‎那我才不要獨自一個表達自我

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‎妳不買東西？

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‎沒關係，我要替衣索比亞禁食

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‎拜託，妳跟非洲是怎樣？

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‎妳會贊助我嗎？

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‎-多少？
‎-兩英鎊

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‎兩英鎊？算了吧！

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‎那裡情況很糟糕的，艾琳

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‎康威神父給我們看了影片
‎有個小傢伙卡馬爾

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‎他才實歲，每天早上
‎要走40公里去最近的井

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‎他只是很愛井口嗎？

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‎-40公里？那有多遠？
‎-很遠

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‎跟我們走多遠一樣？

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‎-從這裡到班克拉納？
‎-更遠

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‎比較像從這裡到巴利伯非

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‎才怪！從這裡到巴利伯非會累死的

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‎卡馬爾累壞了

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‎妳確定卡馬爾沒誇大其詞？

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‎別再批評卡馬爾了！
‎他生活很辛苦的！

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‎妳們到底贊不贊助我？

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‎好啦！

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‎妳們摸了就得買

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‎這是法律規定

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‎這才不是法律規定

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‎我說是法律就是法律，耍聰明！

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‎對，只是我買不起了

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‎我得把錢捐給卡馬爾！

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‎他媽的卡馬爾是誰？

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‎他是巴利伯非來的
‎衣索比亞人，丹尼斯

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‎你想贊助我嗎，丹尼斯？

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‎出去！

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‎（丹尼斯小店）

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‎幹得好，鮑伯格爾多夫！

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‎天哪，大衛

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‎大衛唐納利

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‎好，裝沒事

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‎不可能！你認真的嗎？

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‎妳在幹麻？妳在跟誰說話？

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‎嘿，妳有打火機嗎？

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‎我？沒有，我不抽煙

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‎我為什麼不抽煙？

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‎我有

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‎我也不抽煙

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‎我只是喜歡熔掉東西

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‎-海報真酷
‎-真的嗎？

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‎對，很會利用，你知道的…

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‎字母

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‎謝了，妳今晚該來瞧瞧

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‎你在邀我去你表演？

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‎對啊，妳們全部

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‎但你特別希望我去

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‎只是說清楚

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‎但艾琳，今晚有《女作家與謀殺案》
‎妳從不錯過觀賞的

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‎閉嘴！

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‎我們要遲到了！

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‎6點開始

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‎好，酷

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‎也許我們到時候見

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‎妳不會真的去他演唱會，對吧？

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‎克萊兒，那叫“表演”

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‎我必須去，他特別邀請 我了

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‎王八蛋！

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‎“王八蛋”是我的新口頭禪

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‎我昨晚看了一部我爸弄到的電影

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‎故事是兩個年輕人穿著很酷的衣服

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‎他們到處走開槍殺人、吃起司漢堡

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‎他們老說：“王八蛋這個
‎王八蛋那個”

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‎裡面有妳那男的

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‎他叫啥？
‎《看誰在說話》那迪斯可舞者

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‎這傢伙是誰帶來的？

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‎我

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‎快點啊，痛蛋蛋
‎你是要不要自我介紹？

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‎嗨，我是蜜雪兒的表弟詹姆斯

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‎他幹麻發出怪聲音？

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‎他是英國人，歐拉，他們都這樣說話

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‎他是我凱西阿姨的孩子
‎我提過凱西阿姨的

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‎她多年前去了英格蘭墮胎，沒回來過

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‎也沒墮胎，你真幸運對吧，詹姆斯？

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‎我並不知情

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‎他說什麼？

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‎沒什麼有趣的

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‎他在這裡做什麼？

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‎凱西剛離婚，所以她搬回來了

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‎她丈夫抓到她說謊

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‎我們凱西阿姨很淫亂

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‎她背著他偷吃

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‎-對吧，詹姆斯？
‎-不，我是問他在我們校車站幹麻

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‎喔，他要上我們學校

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‎但他是男的

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‎他是很女性化，但還是男的

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‎大家都很怕送他上男子學校

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‎他們很擔心其他男孩會揍他，因為…

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‎-他是英格蘭人
‎-對

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‎不能真的怪他們

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‎我們的馬車候駕，王八蛋

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‎（聖母學院）

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‎雅芳？

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‎雅芳

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‎雅芳

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‎上面有除毛霜折扣

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‎妳要是想試…

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‎後面沒座位了

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‎-叫她們小朋友讓座
‎-什麼？

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‎我們為什麼要坐前排？
‎我們是11年級，她們只是胚胎

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‎來

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‎好，換座位，快

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‎不准動

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‎-妳們最好照辦，不然…
‎-不然怎樣？

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‎不然會有後果的

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‎像是？

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‎-我們會揍妳
‎-太好了

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‎-真的嗎，蜜雪兒？
‎-那就來啊

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‎-什麼？
‎-揍我

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‎不是現在

207
00:08:42,325 --> 00:08:44,325
‎我們下課後再揍妳

208
00:08:44,605 --> 00:08:47,005
‎很好，我放學後見妳，妳再打我

209
00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:48,605
‎到底是怎麼回事？

210
00:08:48,685 --> 00:08:50,525
‎我會帶我姊姊曼蒂

211
00:08:50,605 --> 00:08:51,725
‎妳可能認識她

212
00:08:51,805 --> 00:08:53,125
‎曼蒂歐康納

213
00:08:53,205 --> 00:08:54,405
‎她是12年級生

214
00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:55,325
‎大曼蒂？

215
00:08:55,965 --> 00:08:57,325
‎大曼蒂是妳姊姊？

216
00:08:57,445 --> 00:08:59,045
‎-沒錯
‎-撤退！

217
00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:02,085
‎聽著，我認為

218
00:09:02,165 --> 00:09:03,885
‎我們有點小誤會

219
00:09:04,005 --> 00:09:05,805
‎我就知道妳會這樣說

220
00:09:05,885 --> 00:09:07,045
‎給我他媽的滾！

221
00:09:07,645 --> 00:09:08,605
‎好，我們滾

222
00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:11,405
‎那不是很恥辱嗎？

223
00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,725
‎妳要禁食多久？

224
00:09:22,485 --> 00:09:23,845
‎24個小時

225
00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:25,725
‎所以我還有…

226
00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:28,485
‎23個小時

227
00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:30,485
‎媽的，不要又說非洲人了

228
00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:32,725
‎想像在那裡出生，而不是在這裡

229
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,445
‎我們不知道自己有多幸運

230
00:09:34,525 --> 00:09:35,845
‎好，我尊敬妳，德里有品

231
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,805
‎-一直都有
‎-是

232
00:09:39,765 --> 00:09:43,685
‎（停車
‎檢查哨，關車頭燈）

233
00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,645
‎不准站起來

234
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,645
‎怎麼回事？

235
00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:01,845
‎我不知道

236
00:10:02,365 --> 00:10:04,565
‎但我要是告訴他我內褲裡

237
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:08,485
‎-有燃燒裝置，他會檢查嗎？
‎-蜜雪兒，他是士兵

238
00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:10,205
‎有些士兵很帥，好嗎？

239
00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:12,405
‎我願意承認，即使別人都不願意

240
00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:14,085
‎因為我是真相的燈塔，艾琳

241
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,125
‎妳只會出一張嘴

242
00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:27,925
‎嗨，各位，我能借一步說話啊？

243
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,365
‎妳一定是新學生

244
00:10:30,925 --> 00:10:31,845
‎我是珍妮

245
00:10:32,485 --> 00:10:33,405
‎髮型真棒

246
00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:35,325
‎很…大膽

247
00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:38,565
‎我想嘗試這種短髮，但我骨架不對

248
00:10:38,645 --> 00:10:40,605
‎他是男的，珍妮

249
00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:42,365
‎喔，我懂了

250
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:43,965
‎總之啊

251
00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:46,485
‎總之，正經說，開槍射我臉吧

252
00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:47,805
‎這有點尷尬

253
00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:51,885
‎但我身為級長的責任是歡迎七年級生

254
00:10:52,565 --> 00:10:54,045
‎我注意到

255
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:57,405
‎今天早上校車上有點事件

256
00:10:57,485 --> 00:10:58,325
‎沒什麼事件

257
00:10:58,405 --> 00:11:01,045
‎妳們顯然威脅了一位新生

258
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,445
‎說妳們要揍她

259
00:11:02,525 --> 00:11:03,485
‎騙人！

260
00:11:03,565 --> 00:11:04,885
‎有好幾個證人

261
00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,405
‎不，我們是有說

262
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:09,005
‎但只是開玩笑的

263
00:11:09,205 --> 00:11:10,885
‎像在說：“我們要揍妳們”

264
00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:13,005
‎-但是開玩笑的口吻
‎-對

265
00:11:13,165 --> 00:11:14,245
‎嗯，總之

266
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,045
‎這並不好笑，對吧？

267
00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:17,645
‎一點…也不好笑

268
00:11:17,725 --> 00:11:19,325
‎幽默很主觀的，真的，所以…

269
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:21,885
‎那小女孩說她釋懷了

270
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,765
‎但我看得出來…

271
00:11:23,845 --> 00:11:25,605
‎妳幹嘛要看出來？

272
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,885
‎我不是很確定我相信她

273
00:11:28,005 --> 00:11:30,045
‎我不想打妳們報告

274
00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:32,325
‎別打我們報告，珍妮
‎拜託！我們什麼都給妳

275
00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:33,405
‎什麼都行！

276
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,165
‎最好是這樣，糖奶子

277
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,325
‎我去想一想好了

278
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,685
‎啊，珍妮，想一想這個

279
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,445
‎喔，走著瞧

280
00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:45,725
‎天哪，蜜雪兒！

281
00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:54,405
‎新學校可能很可怕

282
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:56,885
‎大曼蒂好像比平常更神經了

283
00:11:57,445 --> 00:11:59,685
‎但這樣想吧…

284
00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:02,365
‎現在，妳們就像小種子一樣

285
00:12:02,725 --> 00:12:05,205
‎學校就像土壤

286
00:12:05,445 --> 00:12:11,205
‎讓妳成長的安全穩定環境

287
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,325
‎哇，這樣看待事物真棒

288
00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:16,845
‎謝謝

289
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,405
‎謝謝，女孩們

290
00:12:21,765 --> 00:12:24,445
‎真不錯的情趣

291
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,085
‎真美妙的字句

292
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,845
‎很不幸，就只有這樣

293
00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:32,645
‎就只是情趣和空話而已

294
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,885
‎妳們剛見證的是虛構故事

295
00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:40,845
‎抱歉，現實嚴苛殘忍多了

296
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,645
‎讓我利用這機會

297
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,285
‎建議所有新女孩

298
00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:47,685
‎不要放下戒心

299
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:50,685
‎注意背後

300
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,925
‎喔，提到該注意背後的學生

301
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,685
‎我想跟大家介紹詹姆斯馬乖爾

302
00:12:56,045 --> 00:12:57,925
‎請舉手，詹姆斯

303
00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:04,645
‎詹姆斯是第一位就讀聖母學院的男生

304
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,805
‎他本來要在基督兄弟男校就讀的

305
00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,445
‎但他們很擔心他的安危

306
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:10,845
‎因為很不幸，詹姆斯剛好是英格蘭人

307
00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:13,365
‎但讓我說清楚

308
00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:16,005
‎我不准重蹈幕蘭先生事件的覆轍

309
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:17,485
‎清楚了嗎？

310
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,845
‎幕蘭先生事件是什麼？

311
00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:20,605
‎他是學生老師

312
00:13:20,725 --> 00:13:22,645
‎兩個十年級生把他綁在單槓上

313
00:13:22,725 --> 00:13:23,885
‎想磨蹭他

314
00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:26,805
‎他長得蠻帥的，所以你不用擔心

315
00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:30,765
‎我們來祈禱，喔，天父、聖子、聖…

316
00:13:31,205 --> 00:13:32,725
‎拜託，蜜雪兒

317
00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:33,885
‎不要

318
00:13:34,005 --> 00:13:36,565
‎我對大衛唐納利的蠢樂團沒興趣

319
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,685
‎看起來好好吃

320
00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:39,805
‎我不能自己去

321
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:41,085
‎好吃嗎？

322
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:42,285
‎帶絕食聖女去吧

323
00:13:42,365 --> 00:13:43,645
‎好，可是我要怎麼去？

324
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:46,725
‎-我虛弱到走不了
‎-歐拉呢？

325
00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:49,485
‎-歐拉…
‎-我好愛我的小手指

326
00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:50,845
‎歐拉心理不正常

327
00:13:50,925 --> 00:13:53,245
‎拜託，蜜雪兒，我求妳！

328
00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:55,285
‎這是我跟大衛的大好機會

329
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:56,485
‎要是妳，我也會幫妳的

330
00:13:56,685 --> 00:14:00,165
‎好啦！但我們都知道
‎妳只會跟性冷感王八蛋一樣坐在角落

331
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,005
‎我又沒有性冷感！

332
00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:04,005
‎妳又沒親過男生

333
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:07,845
‎妳是會用枕頭練習
‎但妳認為跟真人不一樣

334
00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:09,805
‎讀日記已經夠糟糕了

335
00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:12,165
‎妳不用背誦我日記！

336
00:14:12,245 --> 00:14:14,445
‎蜜雪兒，妳能帶我去廁所嗎？

337
00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:16,765
‎你開始惹惱我呢，你知道嗎？

338
00:14:17,085 --> 00:14:21,285
‎以下學生請立刻
‎到麥柯修女辦公室報到

339
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:25,405
‎艾琳昆、歐拉麥庫爾
‎克萊兒戴福林、蜜雪兒馬龍

340
00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:27,805
‎和那個小英格蘭學生，謝謝

341
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,165
‎不知道是要幹什麼

342
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,805
‎那又不是霸凌，是意圖霸凌

343
00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,445
‎我們要是被退學怎麼辦？

344
00:14:33,685 --> 00:14:35,725
‎沒人會被退學的

345
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:38,245
‎汪達蓋拉格也沒被退學
‎她還是愛爾蘭共和軍的耶

346
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:39,605
‎所以她才沒被退學

347
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,005
‎我到處都找不到男廁

348
00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:44,925
‎這是女校，屌面人，當然沒有男廁

349
00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:47,445
‎那我該用女廁嗎？

350
00:14:47,525 --> 00:14:49,125
‎不行，你這他媽的變態！

351
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:51,405
‎女孩們，我很不舒服！

352
00:14:51,485 --> 00:14:54,325
‎我在發抖，我的血糖低得很危險

353
00:14:54,405 --> 00:14:56,245
‎妳吃條巧克力棒會死嗎？

354
00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:57,325
‎卡馬爾怎麼辦？

355
00:14:57,405 --> 00:14:58,605
‎去他的卡馬爾

356
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,245
‎聽著，不管裡面發生什麼事
‎我們都要團結

357
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:03,725
‎好嗎？我們得挺彼此

358
00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:04,885
‎女士們

359
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:11,685
‎跟我無關，好，我承認我在場

360
00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:13,245
‎但我什麼都沒做

361
00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:15,365
‎都是蜜雪兒！

362
00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,125
‎我才不要被拖下水！

363
00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:20,125
‎要是誰該被懲罰，那就是蜜雪兒！

364
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:26,645
‎我認為這樣說沒錯吧

365
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,965
‎我們對妳都少了點尊敬，克萊兒

366
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:33,085
‎真令人失望，妳們竟然威脅七年級生

367
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,045
‎我們沒有威脅她，我們又不笨

368
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,205
‎大曼蒂是她姊姊
‎她算他媽的是半隻猩猩

369
00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:38,245
‎夠了，馬龍女士！

370
00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,085
‎妳不該罵髒話的，蜜雪兒

371
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:45,205
‎因為妳一罵髒話
‎天上的聖母就會流淚下雨

372
00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:46,845
‎對吧，麥柯修女？

373
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:50,125
‎-妳現在幾歲，歐拉？
‎-15歲

374
00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:53,205
‎對，妳可能想變聰明點

375
00:15:54,005 --> 00:15:56,285
‎這只是一場誤會

376
00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:57,525
‎我保證，修女

377
00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:00,285
‎是嗎，提娜？是誤會嗎？

378
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,285
‎聽著，又不是我打報告的

379
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,365
‎我不是打小報告的人，我什麼都不說

380
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,365
‎這是因為妳害怕她們嗎？

381
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,445
‎喔，妳是說真的

382
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,325
‎不，我不怕她們，修女

383
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:13,685
‎好

384
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:17,685
‎那這事我就不用進一步處理了

385
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:20,965
‎但我要是聽到這種事再犯…

386
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,565
‎喔，不會的，修女

387
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,485
‎-是嗎？
‎-麥柯修女，我可以問一下嗎

388
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:30,125
‎校園裡沒有學生男廁

389
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,405
‎那我能用教職員男廁嗎？

390
00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:33,445
‎不行

391
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,845
‎我認為妳們該跟提娜道歉，對吧？

392
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:38,605
‎-很對不起，提娜
‎-抱歉，提娜

393
00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:40,125
‎-抱歉，提娜
‎-抱歉

394
00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:42,925
‎-提娜，妳接受她們的道歉嗎？
‎-不

395
00:16:43,965 --> 00:16:45,845
‎妳不接受她們的道歉？

396
00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:48,525
‎我必須接受她們的道歉嗎，修女？

397
00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:50,885
‎是不用

398
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:51,885
‎那我就不接受

399
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,485
‎我不接受

400
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:57,245
‎我瞭解了

401
00:16:57,805 --> 00:17:00,845
‎那我就得加強處理了，那麼…

402
00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:03,485
‎（留校管束）

403
00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:18,325
‎我不敢相信

404
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:20,565
‎我會錯過大衛唐納利表演的，蜜雪兒

405
00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:22,365
‎都因為這個迷你王八蛋

406
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:25,325
‎我發誓，妳要是再說一次“王八蛋”…

407
00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:26,405
‎妳是怎麼回事？

408
00:17:26,765 --> 00:17:27,805
‎這都是妳的錯！

409
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:28,845
‎為什麼是我的錯？

410
00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,765
‎是妳威脅七年級新生的

411
00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:33,125
‎是妳對珍妮喬伊斯比中指的！

412
00:17:33,205 --> 00:17:35,725
‎我好絕望、好痛苦

413
00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:39,845
‎你他媽的能不能
‎別在我面前哭嚷，詹姆斯？

414
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:41,325
‎我覺得很難受

415
00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:44,245
‎我的身體進入了飢荒狀態

416
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:45,925
‎我身體開始關閉功能了

417
00:17:46,005 --> 00:17:48,445
‎天殺的，克萊兒，妳只是沒吃午餐！

418
00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:54,765
‎歐拉，那最好不要是我想的那東西

419
00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:57,405
‎妳最好沒把我日記帶來學校！

420
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:58,605
‎我不能不帶

421
00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:00,525
‎我要用這個寫閱讀報告

422
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,885
‎-給我！
‎-不要！

423
00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:04,725
‎怎麼回事，女孩們？

424
00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:07,165
‎她拿了我的日記，修女，她不還我

425
00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:08,445
‎給我

426
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,445
‎坐下

427
00:18:14,245 --> 00:18:17,365
‎馬乖爾先生，我警告過你了

428
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,365
‎別再問了！

429
00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:21,045
‎這太誇張了！

430
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,005
‎我該有上廁所的權利

431
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,485
‎-我的民權呢？
‎-去角落罰站

432
00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:30,245
‎妳…

433
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,525
‎給我

434
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:33,165
‎-啊，修女…
‎-給我！

435
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,245
‎妳不是該放進沒收箱嗎？

436
00:18:40,325 --> 00:18:41,565
‎安靜！

437
00:18:44,245 --> 00:18:45,085
‎真的嗎？

438
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,805
‎我要怎麼辦，艾琳？那顏色停貨了

439
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,365
‎這真是折磨！

440
00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:57,565
‎蜜雪兒，我忍不住了

441
00:18:57,645 --> 00:19:00,605
‎我說他媽的不在乎，你是哪裡不懂？

442
00:19:03,805 --> 00:19:06,925
‎看哪！妳無聊透頂的日記害她睡著了

443
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,885
‎我要把口紅拿回來

444
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,365
‎蜜雪兒，妳不能這樣！這是偷竊！

445
00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:12,645
‎是她先偷的！

446
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:14,485
‎蜜雪兒，不要！

447
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:16,045
‎天哪！

448
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:22,005
‎天哪，真噁心！住手！

449
00:19:22,085 --> 00:19:24,405
‎英格蘭人就是這樣！他媽的野蠻人！

450
00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:30,525
‎別這樣看我，艾琳！
‎我兩英鎊會還妳的

451
00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:33,365
‎但妳拿得回自尊嗎，克萊兒？

452
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:36,045
‎我要是現在走，也許還能看到大衛

453
00:19:36,285 --> 00:19:38,485
‎德克蘭修女醒來怎麼辦？

454
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:41,765
‎她睜著眼睛睡覺真好笑，對吧？

455
00:19:41,845 --> 00:19:42,685
‎什麼？

456
00:19:48,765 --> 00:19:50,845
‎甜蜜的苦難啊，耶和華！

457
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,485
‎進來

458
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,325
‎艾琳，搞什麼？

459
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:10,445
‎妳們殺了那個修女嗎？

460
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:11,565
‎當然沒有！

461
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,085
‎那妳們為什麼
‎在她屍體上尿尿、還做三明治？

462
00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,245
‎別開口，女孩們

463
00:20:16,325 --> 00:20:17,925
‎見律師之後再開口

464
00:20:18,245 --> 00:20:19,285
‎大家能坐下嗎？

465
00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:25,765
‎抱歉我遲到了，修女

466
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,205
‎因為天殺的炸彈，我過不了橋

467
00:20:28,285 --> 00:20:30,245
‎我求英國人讓我冒險過橋

468
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,565
‎但那堆尷尬的王八蛋讓我走遠路

469
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,605
‎健康安全局瘋了，狄德瑞

470
00:20:34,725 --> 00:20:37,485
‎妳們在搞什麼？偷翻死修女的手提包

471
00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:39,765
‎-她偷了我的口紅，媽咪…
‎-別說謊！

472
00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:42,085
‎德克蘭修女是侍奉天主的女子

473
00:20:42,165 --> 00:20:44,245
‎她其實還蠻愛偷東西的

474
00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:46,605
‎我媽在哪裡，狄德瑞？

475
00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:48,485
‎她回倫敦了

476
00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:49,845
‎什麼？拋下我？

477
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:51,805
‎啊，擦乾眼淚，詹姆斯

478
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,205
‎很抱歉讓你們等候，修女

479
00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:56,845
‎解除他媽的炸彈要花多少時間？

480
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,405
‎都由小機器人來就是了！

481
00:21:00,005 --> 00:21:02,325
‎-現在開始殺修女了，是吧？
‎-我沒有，爹地！

482
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:03,925
‎等妳媽聽到妳就慘了

483
00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:08,445
‎德克蘭修女的死是很駭人、很意外

484
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:11,485
‎我們還在瞭解發生了什麼事

485
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,885
‎-對
‎-我能不能問…

486
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:16,445
‎德克蘭修女幾歲了？

487
00:21:16,565 --> 00:21:18,485
‎她週五就會滿98歲了

488
00:21:18,565 --> 00:21:19,645
‎對

489
00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:22,525
‎那不就很明顯了嗎？

490
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:23,925
‎怎麼說？

491
00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:28,045
‎大家有沒有想過

492
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,645
‎她都快98歲了？

493
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:32,445
‎英年早逝

494
00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:35,965
‎醫院說是心臟衰竭

495
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:38,405
‎但我很懷疑

496
00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,085
‎我在電話上說過了

497
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:43,005
‎我發現她屍體的狀態…

498
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,965
‎可說是疑點重重

499
00:21:45,045 --> 00:21:48,085
‎我決定要對這事件展開全面調查

500
00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,245
‎有道理

501
00:21:51,365 --> 00:21:52,205
‎什麼？

502
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,045
‎這整件事哪有道理？

503
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,245
‎那女的快98歲了！

504
00:21:57,325 --> 00:21:58,645
‎她心臟病發了！

505
00:21:58,925 --> 00:22:01,085
‎大家為什麼這麼誇張？

506
00:22:01,165 --> 00:22:02,365
‎少說點話，艾琳

507
00:22:02,845 --> 00:22:05,965
‎我們什麼都沒做！不公平！

508
00:22:06,045 --> 00:22:08,525
‎“但人生本來就不公平

509
00:22:08,885 --> 00:22:12,725
‎我開始習慣不公不義了

510
00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:16,085
‎畢竟，我是戰區交火的孩子

511
00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:18,205
‎被衝突所環繞

512
00:22:18,645 --> 00:22:20,805
‎但我選擇昇華超脫

513
00:22:21,245 --> 00:22:26,725
‎和平之道由忍讓和瞭解所組成

514
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:30,325
‎暴力不是解答”

515
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:35,805
‎我要把這塞進妳…