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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎天哪

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‎我沒禁這首歌嗎？

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‎我看看，呃…

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‎《無盡的愛》、《愛的力量》

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‎《你只需要愛》、《愛有多深》

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‎《一定是愛》
‎《我想知道什麼是愛》

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‎《我會永遠愛你》

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‎不，修女，妳沒禁這首

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‎放上清單

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‎太好了，女孩們，真好聽

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‎在我讓妳們解散前，我有事要宣佈

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‎禮拜一早上有幾位13年級生

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‎要重考普通中等教育證書數學

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‎我知道重考有多嚇人

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‎如果有人焦慮擔心或想談談

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‎千萬拜託不要來找我哭

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‎我看看，還有誰？

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‎拜託，他媽的什麼？

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‎麥考利先生的公告

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‎今年歐洲之旅的目的地是…

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‎戲劇化的停頓…

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‎你們真的希望我為戲劇效果停頓？

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‎真有趣

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‎“巴黎”，是巴黎

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‎妳們要是需要進一步資訊
‎大廳有個攤子

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‎很可惜

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‎我沒辦法參與，因為我痛恨法國人

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‎以天父、聖子、聖靈之名

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‎我想嘗試好多事！

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‎香榭大道、凱旋門、羅浮宮

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‎我想嘗試法國佬

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‎國度“騎”遇

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‎我光想淫穴就癢了

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‎妳可以不要這樣說嗎，蜜雪兒？

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‎什麼？“淫穴”？

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‎妳為什麼這麼粗俗？

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‎有什麼大不了的？我們都有啊

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‎我沒有

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‎你整個人就是淫穴

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‎當然，貝克特住過巴黎

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‎如果有人影響過我的寫作，那就是…

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‎-什麼，12A室的布蘭達貝克特？
‎-不是！

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‎不是布蘭達貝克特，是“貝克特”！

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‎我們要是去巴黎，我想見妮可

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‎-妮可是誰？
‎-天哪！

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‎幾次了？那只是廣告，不是真人

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‎爸爸也不是真人！

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‎這也算不錯的對話練習

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‎妳知道的，口頭練習

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‎-就是你唯一做過的口頭…
‎-好了，蜜雪兒！

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‎妳可以讓我說完嗎？

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‎我猜得出來妳想說什麼

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‎-口交
‎-天哪！

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‎別告訴我夏琳卡瓦納要去

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‎她超做作的

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‎“喔，我真美、我真受歡迎”

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‎沒有更膚淺

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‎更自戀、更討人厭的人了…

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‎嗨，艾琳

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‎嗨

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‎很好，太好了

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‎不錯，不能抱怨…

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‎妳要是問我，我就會這樣回答

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‎好，妳要去巴黎嗎？

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‎我說服不了那傢伙去

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‎看來我得找人當朋友在一起了

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‎我很榮幸

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‎好，那晚點見

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‎我們會再見的，夏琳！

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‎妳有聽到嗎？

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‎夏琳卡瓦納想跟小妹我在一起！

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‎你知道我最愛妳哪一點嗎，艾琳？

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‎妳不可動搖的原則

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‎日安，各位，你好嗎？

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‎-聰明點，珍妮
‎-我們在哪裡簽名？

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‎等等！球給我停住！

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‎375英鎊？真的嗎？

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‎什麼？每個人375英鎊？

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‎-有團體折扣嗎？
‎-這又不是地中海俱樂部

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‎-真可惜
‎-是有點貴，珍妮

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‎動用妳們的信託基金嘛，我常這樣做

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‎我們的什麼？

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‎就是妳們父母替妳們設立的帳戶

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‎準備要付大學、妳們第一輛車

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‎教育旅行的基金

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‎我沒聽過這東西

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‎-妳聽過嗎？
‎-我他媽的才沒聽過

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‎妳說信託基金？

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‎真有趣

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‎動用信託基金？當然了，沒問題

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‎把電話給我，我要打給銀行

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‎七六五四三二一

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‎這就是帳戶，密碼是…什麼？

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‎密碼是什麼？

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‎喔，對，別誇張了！

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‎爸，天哪，你可以關小聲一點嗎？

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‎我已經關小聲了，現在是靜音

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‎我不知道他怎麼辦到的

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‎妳是說我沒有信託基金？

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‎這就對了，妳沒我想得笨

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‎我有信託基金嗎，瑪麗？

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‎聽著，女孩們，沒有信託基金

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‎沒有基金，就這樣

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‎天哪！

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‎好，那麼一份紅魚、一份白魚

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‎-兩包薯條…
‎-不不不！

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‎兩包不夠

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‎兩包很夠了，喬

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‎四包夠我們吃

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‎那就三包，我們就妥協

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‎-我就把你妥協丟出窗戶
‎-夠了，爸！

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‎這個窮王八想餓死我們，瑪麗！

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‎好！那就四包薯條！

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‎我要12個雞塊，小的麵糊熱狗

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‎-很多洋蔥、很多…
‎-好了，爹地

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‎那家炸魚薯條到了週五就是戰場

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‎我努力想要專心，艾琳

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‎-好嗎，瑪麗？
‎-好的，親愛的

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‎妳問了信託基金嗎？

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‎我沒有信託基金

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‎那代表我也沒有？

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‎天哪！

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‎四包夠嗎？

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‎-夠了！
‎-我認為五包比較保險

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‎-你覺得呢，爸？
‎-寫五包

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‎那就五包薯條！

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‎我要吃雞排漢堡
‎不加生菜、番茄、起司

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‎-我就寫“白漢堡”怎樣？
‎-沒洋蔥、沒黃瓜

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‎-一個白…
‎-沒醃菜、沒醃黃瓜、沒美乃滋

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‎-沒雞肉
‎-你說“沒雞肉”是怎麼回事？

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‎懂了

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‎這是雞肉漢堡！我當然要雞肉！

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‎你是怎樣？笨蛋嗎？

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‎-喂
‎-沒雞肉

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‎是柯倫姆叔叔

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‎我不接，我這禮拜上過一次當了

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‎花了1小時45分討論他的新鞋帶

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‎因為他，我不再接電話了，瑪麗

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‎你可以接嗎，爸？

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‎不可能，親愛的

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‎我知道不該數落自己兄弟，可是…

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‎天哪，他真是個無聊的王八蛋

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‎有誰要接嗎？

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‎-別放肆！
‎-少耍嘴皮子！

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‎你好嗎，柯倫姆？

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‎你考慮過裝無線電話嗎？

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‎對，今天稍早有點冷，是沒錯

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‎珍娜夏奇用無線電話
‎她現在是全新的女人了

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‎不，現在沒那麼冷了

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‎她能從客廳、餐廳、臥室打電話

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‎對，聽著，柯倫姆，我在忙
‎我們要去這裡一家炸魚薯條店

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‎那天晚上，對，這不是說謊

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‎她一邊泡澡一邊打給我

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‎-無線電話是未來的趨勢
‎-什麼？

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‎天哪！

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-我們的柯倫姆在警局！

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‎昨晚兩個槍手闖進他屋裡

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‎把他綁起來、開走他廂型車

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‎齷齪的王八蛋！

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‎天哪，親愛的，你這可憐的孩子

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‎你馬上過來，聽到了嗎？

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‎喔，當然了

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‎他沒事吧？

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‎他受創傷了，傑瑞！

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‎他要點牛排和腰子派

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‎你認為五包夠嗎？

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‎七包薯條、12個雞塊
‎一個小麵糊熱狗

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‎-一塊白雞肉漢堡…
‎-給我！賤貨！

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‎謝謝，費歐娜拉

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‎好嗎？信託基金有著落嗎？

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‎根據我媽說，我們還蠻窮的

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‎對，我們應該也一樣

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‎妳要點什麼？

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‎我要一份魚晚餐和牛仔特餐

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‎拜託，費歐娜拉，謝謝

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‎等好了就好了

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‎珍妮喬伊斯肥嘴不停說信託基金的事

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‎-妳的呢？
‎-別催我，費歐娜拉

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‎我們他媽的要上哪湊錢去巴黎？

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‎我們可以販賣器官

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‎是可以，我們能賣器官

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‎要是有點誇張，請原諒我

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‎但我們不能去工作嗎？

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‎德里沒有工作，大家都這樣說

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‎那這些是什麼？

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‎我沒好好看過這裡

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‎我以為這全是死貓海報

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‎“走失貓”海報

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‎要看妳樂不樂觀

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‎我不確定我能不能勝任任何工作

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‎這些很實際，我只是比較…有創意

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‎妳比較像會耍嘴皮子的人

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‎天殺的！我認為其他人在看這個

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‎喂，我不會再問了！

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‎大號牛仔特餐
‎費歐娜拉，鹽不要少放

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‎小英國佬呢？

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‎嗯，屌人？

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‎-我不用了，謝了
‎-什麼？

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‎我不想吃

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00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:06,965
‎你不想吃？

202
00:09:07,045 --> 00:09:08,485
‎你為什麼不想東西？真可愛

203
00:09:08,565 --> 00:09:10,445
‎我只是不想吃，就這樣

204
00:09:10,525 --> 00:09:11,565
‎我不懂

205
00:09:11,645 --> 00:09:14,485
‎-你不舒服嗎，詹姆斯？
‎-我不喜歡！

206
00:09:14,565 --> 00:09:15,445
‎好嗎？

207
00:09:15,525 --> 00:09:19,445
‎太油了！太多油脂了！

208
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:23,005
‎連味道都讓我不舒服！

209
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,445
‎對不起，妳得聽這話，費歐娜拉

210
00:09:27,405 --> 00:09:29,005
‎你真是他媽的丟臉！

211
00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:30,845
‎把他趕出這裡！

212
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,005
‎你聽到她的話了

213
00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,645
‎有人在敲門

214
00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:41,125
‎應該是…那時8點、8點半

215
00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,285
‎我晚餐才吃到一半

216
00:09:43,725 --> 00:09:45,685
‎然後我去開門

217
00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,165
‎然後他們兩個都在門外

218
00:09:48,245 --> 00:09:49,165
‎活生生的

219
00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:51,245
‎比較高的那傢伙

220
00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:54,445
‎但沒高超過2公分半

221
00:09:54,525 --> 00:09:55,445
‎天哪

222
00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:57,245
‎稍微高一點的傢伙

223
00:09:57,325 --> 00:10:00,245
‎他對我說，他說：
‎“你知道我們是誰嗎？”

224
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:02,005
‎誰能好好吃晚餐呢？

225
00:10:02,245 --> 00:10:03,645
‎我對他說，我說

226
00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:08,245
‎“我不確定
‎但你能摘掉巴拉克拉法帽嗎？”

227
00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:12,125
‎然後他對我說
‎那個稍微高一點的傢伙

228
00:10:12,365 --> 00:10:14,485
‎他說：“站到一旁，我們有武器”

229
00:10:14,565 --> 00:10:15,685
‎太棒了

230
00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:18,125
‎那個比較矮的傢伙

231
00:10:18,205 --> 00:10:19,965
‎雖然只矮個2公分半

232
00:10:20,045 --> 00:10:21,045
‎媽咪，叫他住口

233
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:23,165
‎-最多不超過3.8公分
‎-我要喝酒

234
00:10:23,245 --> 00:10:26,765
‎他想到好主意，把我綁在電暖器邊

235
00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:29,325
‎我記得我對自己說，我說

236
00:10:29,405 --> 00:10:30,365
‎“柯倫姆

237
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:34,045
‎還好你的老定時器有七號省能方案

238
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,165
‎不然你就被烤死了”

239
00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:37,765
‎你後來選了
‎七號省能方案嗎，柯倫姆？

240
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,165
‎我以為你說熱水設定是地雷區？

241
00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:42,245
‎天哪，莎拉，別讓他分心

242
00:10:42,325 --> 00:10:44,605
‎對，快說完，他們把你綁在電暖器邊

243
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,925
‎的確如此

244
00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:47,125
‎我就這樣

245
00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:50,325
‎被我的新鞋帶綁在暖氣閥

246
00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:51,725
‎他們其中一個

247
00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:53,125
‎比較矮的那一個

248
00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:55,845
‎-等等，也許是…
‎-不重要，柯倫姆

249
00:10:55,925 --> 00:10:57,365
‎嗯，是他們其中一個

250
00:10:57,445 --> 00:10:59,245
‎他在找廂型車的鑰匙

251
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,845
‎一邊叫罵一邊生氣

252
00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:06,645
‎威脅要把我的長沙發和東西燒掉

253
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:10,725
‎天哪，他們很想要借走我的廂型車

254
00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:12,925
‎柯倫姆，他們沒借走你的車

255
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,285
‎他們偷了你的車

256
00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:17,365
‎用來在邊界走私武器，然後炸掉了

257
00:11:17,445 --> 00:11:19,645
‎是，真是惡夢一場

258
00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,725
‎或跟他們法國人說的一樣“惡魔”

259
00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:24,645
‎或跟德里人說的一樣：“妳不去巴黎”

260
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,725
‎-嗯，我很替你高興，柯倫姆
‎-什麼？

261
00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:30,165
‎我是說…嗯

262
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:33,325
‎他之前什麼都不順

263
00:11:33,405 --> 00:11:36,325
‎但現在…你是個人物了

264
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,565
‎你現在是被綁在電暖器的傢伙了

265
00:11:39,645 --> 00:11:40,525
‎謝了，莎拉

266
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,405
‎我們該打給U頻道叫他們做專訪

267
00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:46,125
‎湘娜夏奇受訪問時，妳記得那時候

268
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,725
‎她哥哥被綁架嗎？

269
00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:50,485
‎費歐娜拉給了她一個月的免費薯條

270
00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:52,485
‎-妳沒開玩笑？
‎-我實話實說

271
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,125
‎我去！

272
00:11:57,085 --> 00:12:00,925
‎妳猜不到她這次做了什麼的，艾琳！

273
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,805
‎她從薯條店偷了公佈欄嗎，克萊兒？

274
00:12:08,165 --> 00:12:09,965
‎費歐娜拉從後面出去收錢

275
00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:13,525
‎我偷進去
‎從牆上扯下公佈欄、然後走人

276
00:12:13,605 --> 00:12:15,285
‎我像個夜晚的小偷

277
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:20,645
‎妳“像”夜晚的小偷？
‎妳真的就是夜晚的小偷

278
00:12:20,725 --> 00:12:23,005
‎妳還偷了費歐娜拉的東西！

279
00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:23,925
‎費歐娜拉耶！

280
00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,445
‎我看過她揍一隻洛威拿犬，蜜雪兒！

281
00:12:26,525 --> 00:12:28,765
‎她要是知道就會殺了妳！

282
00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:29,965
‎殺了“我們”！

283
00:12:30,285 --> 00:12:32,285
‎妳現在算共犯了，朋友

284
00:12:32,365 --> 00:12:35,325
‎-天哪！
‎-我能問妳幹嘛偷公佈欄嗎？

285
00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:37,365
‎這樣我們就能第一個應徵所有工作！

286
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:40,845
‎把佈告拿走不是更快嗎？

287
00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:42,805
‎那只是貼上去的

288
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,285
‎去死，白痴！

289
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,245
‎天哪！妳有什麼問題，蜜雪兒？

290
00:12:47,485 --> 00:12:48,325
‎天哪！

291
00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:51,045
‎我越說就越酒醒

292
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:52,645
‎我就越不確定

293
00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:53,605
‎妳醉了？

294
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,965
‎太棒了

295
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,485
‎聽著，我們不像珍妮喬伊斯

296
00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,885
‎沒人主動會給我們東西的

297
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:02,405
‎但不代表我們不能擁有東西！

298
00:13:03,005 --> 00:13:04,205
‎拜託，克萊兒

299
00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:08,765
‎我知道妳有多想去凱…門…

300
00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:10,085
‎不管那他媽的叫什麼

301
00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:11,925
‎詹姆斯

302
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:16,285
‎我知道你多想練習過去分詞

303
00:13:16,605 --> 00:13:17,485
‎歐拉

304
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,885
‎妳真的很愛雷諾克里歐廣告

305
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,245
‎還有妳，艾琳

306
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:25,725
‎嗯…

307
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,205
‎妳則跟夏琳卡瓦納上床

308
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,565
‎我才不要跟她上床

309
00:13:29,645 --> 00:13:32,645
‎我只是認為我們不該當朋友了

310
00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,765
‎妳知道自己在跟現任朋友說話嗎？

311
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,965
‎我們不能放棄巴黎！

312
00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:40,245
‎我們要這樣做，我們要讓願望成真！

313
00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:42,525
‎天哪，我沒看過妳這麼振奮！

314
00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,525
‎我也會跟法國男孩上床，艾琳！

315
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:47,085
‎我會跟法國男上床，願神幫助我！

316
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:53,525
‎首先，我們有家教，我們所有人裡

317
00:13:53,605 --> 00:13:56,405
‎我認為妳最適合，克萊兒，因為…

318
00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:57,845
‎我是最聰明的

319
00:13:57,925 --> 00:14:00,165
‎嗯，用傳統方式來看吧

320
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,365
‎還有保母

321
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:06,525
‎這孩子會睡在床上
‎妳應該處理得了的，蜜雪兒

322
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:07,565
‎喔，謝了

323
00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,525
‎妳應該處理得了這個

324
00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,765
‎總是當淑女

325
00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:14,485
‎也有園丁、割草等等

326
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:17,205
‎這需要肌肉，所以…

327
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,485
‎妳該接下來，歐拉

328
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,805
‎不，我該來

329
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:24,445
‎-這是男人的工作，艾琳，我是男人
‎-這有待爭議

330
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,165
‎嗯，我比歐拉更像男人

331
00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,285
‎我不接受

332
00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:29,485
‎拜託，艾琳

333
00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:30,525
‎好啦！

334
00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,525
‎那剩下遛狗和洗車

335
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:35,565
‎-車是雷諾克里歐嗎？
‎-不是

336
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,685
‎那我來遛狗

337
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:38,965
‎好

338
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,845
‎我們去工作

339
00:15:07,445 --> 00:15:09,405
‎妳們這些偷竊的小王八！

340
00:15:17,485 --> 00:15:18,405
‎妳怎麼知道的？

341
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,365
‎她怎麼知道不重要了，蜜雪兒

342
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:21,525
‎這不重要

343
00:15:21,605 --> 00:15:23,685
‎重要的是我們都深深地…

344
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,085
‎她媽媽打電話給我的

345
00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:26,685
‎妳告訴妳媽？

346
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:30,485
‎好，我屈服了！
‎我沒辦法承受就招了！

347
00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:32,565
‎-他媽天殺的，克萊兒…
‎-夠了！

348
00:15:33,085 --> 00:15:34,165
‎接下來要怎麼辦？

349
00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:35,405
‎瑪麗，聽著

350
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,005
‎妳是家人

351
00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:38,845
‎妳是好人

352
00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:40,645
‎嗯，妳算好人

353
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:42,485
‎但我得做個好榜樣

354
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:44,845
‎不！親愛的神啊，不！

355
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,285
‎妳不是在說禁買令吧？

356
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:47,565
‎是！

357
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,485
‎我們叫這暫時禁買，對不起，瑪麗

358
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,725
‎費歐娜拉，是妳啊？
‎我就知道聞到了醋味

359
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:58,805
‎我只是來見我們的柯倫姆
‎我緊張得要命

360
00:15:58,885 --> 00:16:01,925
‎我們要替U頻道做訪問

361
00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,845
‎我要上U頻道，費歐娜拉

362
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:05,005
‎不要費唇舌了，莎拉

363
00:16:05,085 --> 00:16:06,365
‎不會有免費薯條的

364
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,645
‎不會有薯條了，就這樣

365
00:16:08,765 --> 00:16:09,645
‎不好意思？

366
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:12,445
‎妳要我禮拜五怎麼辦
‎費歐娜拉？煮飯？

367
00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:13,485
‎妳要我煮飯？

368
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:14,925
‎妳可以訂披薩

369
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,725
‎-披薩比較不好吃
‎-不

370
00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:20,125
‎妳說得對，歐拉，披薩沒那麼好吃

371
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:22,005
‎也許妳該想過的

372
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,245
‎我們能做些什麼呢？

373
00:16:27,085 --> 00:16:28,365
‎（費歐娜拉炸魚薯條）

374
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,525
‎（關閉）

375
00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:31,485
‎所以我們不只不能去巴黎

376
00:16:31,565 --> 00:16:34,325
‎我們週日還得
‎免費刷洗費歐娜拉的魚洞

377
00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:37,445
‎對，她瑜珈課快回來了，快工作

378
00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:38,845
‎這是奴役，艾琳

379
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:40,565
‎這比奴役還糟糕

380
00:16:40,645 --> 00:16:41,845
‎我們還沒拿錢

381
00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:43,845
‎聽著，媽咪得達成協議

382
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:46,525
‎不吃炸物有這麼糟嗎？

383
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:47,645
‎有！

384
00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:50,445
‎她不會真的禁止我們的，只是唬人

385
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,045
‎她不是唬人，蜜雪兒

386
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,805
‎-她不是禁止了麥桂根雙胞胎嗎？
‎-真的嗎？

387
00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:56,805
‎當然，所以她們才瘦下來的

388
00:16:57,805 --> 00:17:00,005
‎對，女孩們，別鬧了

389
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:05,205
‎我們需要把這裡清得一塵不染

390
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:44,485
‎去他的

391
00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:57,125
‎還是…很黏

392
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,405
‎喔…還是很黏

393
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:04,325
‎這比我們剛開始更糟了嗎？

394
00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:08,285
‎我認為應該是，對

395
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:10,725
‎-太棒了
‎-我知道了

396
00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:13,965
‎對，這不是玻璃清潔劑

397
00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:15,165
‎這是…

398
00:18:16,205 --> 00:18:17,445
‎這是美乃滋

399
00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:19,245
‎幹得好，各位

400
00:18:20,045 --> 00:18:21,885
‎實在是太棒了

401
00:18:22,205 --> 00:18:23,605
‎幹得好，各位！

402
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,245
‎今天早上進度真多！

403
00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:29,085
‎費歐娜拉會很高興的！

404
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:53,965
‎好嗎？

405
00:18:56,525 --> 00:18:58,485
‎-噓！
‎-妳在哪裡弄到這些的？

406
00:18:58,565 --> 00:18:59,645
‎費歐娜拉的櫥櫃

407
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,805
‎她可能有點麻煩

408
00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:04,485
‎妳認為費歐娜拉可能有點麻煩？

409
00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:07,045
‎拿走、馬上回去樓下！

410
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,365
‎坐下，喝一點

411
00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:09,965
‎不，蜜雪兒，這樣不對！

412
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,205
‎滑雪褲也不對，克萊兒

413
00:19:11,285 --> 00:19:13,685
‎但妳今天早上還是穿著遮洞了

414
00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:15,125
‎等等喔…

415
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,165
‎-蜜雪兒！
‎-別當個球袋！

416
00:19:23,285 --> 00:19:25,245
‎乾杯，王八蛋！

417
00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:27,285
‎-不不不！
‎-媽的！

418
00:19:40,165 --> 00:19:43,885
‎妳用酒精灑？妳真的用酒精？

419
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,285
‎妳天殺的在做什麼？醃漬？

420
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:07,805
‎哇！

421
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,405
‎從一到十

422
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:12,045
‎我們有多慘？

423
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,605
‎其他人…他們兩個其中之一

424
00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,765
‎總之，他對我說，說他…

425
00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:21,365
‎這是真的，媽咪

426
00:20:21,445 --> 00:20:24,285
‎艾琳，妳要我相信蜜雪兒

427
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:26,045
‎拿著香精蠟燭跌倒

428
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:27,605
‎妳們一定以為我很容易上當

429
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,565
‎我叔叔還覺得很難過

430
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:32,565
‎這是我的段落！

431
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:33,885
‎我們要怎麼辦？

432
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:36,485
‎天哪，瑪麗，妳看嘛！

433
00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,045
‎妳錯過我的大時機了

434
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:42,605
‎兩個身高類似的槍手把他門踢開

435
00:20:42,685 --> 00:20:46,205
‎用他的鞋帶把他綁在電暖器邊

436
00:20:46,285 --> 00:20:49,805
‎他那些鞋帶買了不到一週，約翰

437
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:51,885
‎他們用肢體暴力威脅他

438
00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:56,925
‎他們威脅要把他家燒毀，然後騷擾…

439
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,805
‎兩個槍手為什麼要闖進炸魚薯條店？

440
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:10,885
‎真的很痛！

441
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,005
‎你真膽小

442
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:13,125
‎他們在找什麼？

443
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,565
‎當然是薯條

444
00:21:14,645 --> 00:21:17,125
‎他們在找廂型車的鑰匙
‎記起來，艾琳

445
00:21:17,205 --> 00:21:19,005
‎妳認為我們該稍微揍他們嗎？

446
00:21:19,805 --> 00:21:22,725
‎-不要！
‎-不會太激烈，打幾個巴掌就好

447
00:21:22,805 --> 00:21:23,965
‎我說不要了，莎拉！

448
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,045
‎什麼？這個小同志男也不要？

449
00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,605
‎-我不是同志
‎-好

450
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:29,845
‎這樣應該可以了，準備好了嗎？

451
00:21:29,965 --> 00:21:32,045
‎我不想堅持衛生安全標準

452
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,205
‎但妳們沒要把我們留在這裡，對吧？

453
00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:40,125
‎後門！

454
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:59,725
‎-推！
‎-我推了！

455
00:21:59,805 --> 00:22:02,445
‎-拉！
‎-鎖住了！

456
00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:10,525
‎這裡他媽的怎麼了？

457
00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:12,125
‎好…

458
00:22:12,605 --> 00:22:14,765
‎嗯，好…

459
00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:18,085
‎事情是…

460
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:21,485
‎蜜雪兒拿著香精蠟燭…

461
00:22:25,325 --> 00:22:26,845
‎這沒那麼好吃