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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我就是不懂

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‎他竟然走了

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‎永遠走了

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‎真悲傷，真的

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‎好悲傷喔

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‎但同時，覆水難收，我們前進吧

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‎喔，對不起，克萊兒

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‎他悲劇猝死影響妳讀書了？

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‎是有一點，事實上，對

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‎妳怎能這麼沒心肝？

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‎別哭，艾琳

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‎他到更美好的地方了

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‎除非他沒有，因為他有可能下了地獄

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‎我們能談其他事嗎？
‎我好痛苦、頭好痛

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‎什麼？妳在喝酒？

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‎對，我有

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‎供未來參考

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‎妳們要是有誰再邀我來讀書過夜

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‎我還絕望到能接受邀請的話

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‎我袋子裡很有可能有一瓶茴香酒

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‎我不該考試的

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‎喔，因為家庭因素

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‎他生前是隻狗，艾琳！

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‎托托不只是一隻狗

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‎托托是我最好的朋友

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‎天哪，我覺得有點暈

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‎天哪，已經早上了！我們要怎麼辦？

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‎也許我們該從他媽的冷靜下來開始！

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‎冷靜？

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‎我們還在讀奧蘭治威廉三世，蜜雪兒

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‎我們還沒讀大饑荒

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‎我們懂了，他們吃光馬鈴薯
‎大家都氣炸了

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‎我分辨不出叛變和起義

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‎這是誰的錯？

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‎你們英格蘭人
‎要是不每他媽五分鐘就侵犯我們

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‎就不用讀這麼多書了

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‎你這個英格蘭王八

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‎記不起來！我每次做筆記…

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‎我怎麼了？

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‎那裡面有很多咖啡因，克萊兒

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‎妳喝了多少？

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‎我不知道！5杯、23杯？

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‎我們完蛋了

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‎對，有人要吃更多培根嗎？香腸？

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‎一點蛋捲？不吃？

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‎不用煩了

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‎我來喝一杯茶，橋

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‎自己去泡

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‎好，我去

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‎你也來過夜，小子？

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‎對，我來了，先生

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‎什麼，在妳房間裡？

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‎你不解釋嗎，你這南方混帳？

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‎-聽著，我知道這傢伙是同性戀
‎-我不是

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‎-但不管是不是同性戀…
‎-誰說我是同性戀

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‎…他還是男生

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‎他很有可能是強暴犯

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‎我沒有惡意，小子

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‎完成了

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‎願神的靈魂安息

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‎別跟我說話，我昨晚超混亂的

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‎連我的中菜都吃不下

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‎可憐的通托

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‎是“托托”

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‎牠叫托托，莎拉阿姨

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‎對，惡夢，就是這樣

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‎爸，幫我做培根三明治，好嗎？
‎我肚子餓了

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‎好的，親愛的

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‎天哪，到處都有寵物問題

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‎莫琳馬拉奇的小虎剛去世了

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‎我們家裡不准提那女人的名字

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‎爸，不要又提賓果的事了

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‎她是個作弊的老婊子

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‎賓果要怎麼作弊，爺爺？

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‎她外甥給了她一枝紐澤西的筆

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‎筆能把號碼改掉，我告訴妳

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‎這是巫術，瑪麗

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‎我不想再聽到魔術筆了

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‎拜託，女孩們，吃吧

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‎妳們大考會需要能量的

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‎我們大考需要奇蹟

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‎媽咪

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‎托托的死…

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‎讓我很震撼

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‎我很擔心會影響我的表現

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‎哎，過來，親愛的

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‎聽著，妳要是考不過，我保證

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‎外頭會有一片地有妳的名字

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‎這是虐待

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‎就是這樣，這是虐待

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‎誰有十便士嗎？我要打給兒福中心

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‎妳不能每次
‎妳媽威脅要殺妳就打給兒福

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‎對，妳不能這樣浪費艾斯特的時間

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‎總之，不只妳一個，我們都會不及格

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‎我們都會被打敗的
‎我們都在同一艘船上

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‎我不想上那艘船

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‎我要上不同的船上，航向不同的河流

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‎各位，我們只能盡力

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‎啊，別當個王八蛋，詹姆斯

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‎天哪，看哪！

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‎那隻狗看起來很像托托對吧？

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‎有一點，對

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‎看起來就像牠！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎過來，小子！過來！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎我們要怎麼辦？

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‎我不知道，我還是很氣

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‎我們要遲到了，艾琳！

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‎但這真怪！你們不覺得很怪嗎？

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‎不！這隻狗長得像另一隻狗

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‎快點！

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‎狗去哪裡了？

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‎我他媽的才不管！

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‎聽著，妳！

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‎是的，馬拉奇太太

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‎妳去幫我跟妳爺爺傳訊息

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‎妳告訴他，不要到處說我筆的事！

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‎好

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‎我要我的烤盤！

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‎當然，想討好一個大女人

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‎“萬福瑪利亞，滿被聖寵者
‎主與爾偕焉

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‎女中爾為讚美…”

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‎喔，妳現在會考過了

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‎值得一試！

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‎是

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‎我不要再說什麼“不再犯錯”

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‎因為我們老實說吧

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‎我們都經歷過了

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‎妳知道這是假的，我也知道

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‎天哪

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‎怎麼了？

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‎她…她…

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‎我親眼看到了

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‎看到什麼？

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‎她詭異地笑了

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‎誰？大瑪麗？

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‎對

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‎她剛對我詭異地笑了

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‎-妳確定妳沒有…
‎-天哪！

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‎我也看到了！

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‎她也剛對我詭異地笑了！

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‎她為什麼沒對我詭異地笑？

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‎她沒對任何人詭異地笑，詹姆斯

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‎我剛也看到了！

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‎聖笑！感謝上天

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‎-是妳想像的！
‎-三個人看到了，艾琳

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‎-妳要怎麼解釋？
‎-睡眠不足…

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‎茴香酒…

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‎妄想型人格障礙

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‎你在這裡！

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‎過來，小子！

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‎這真詭異！

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‎好，我們一起來

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‎大家別看

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‎好，數到三

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‎一

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‎不不不不！

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‎二

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‎有點尊重好嗎？

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‎三！

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‎不可能！

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‎現在怎樣？

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‎她在哭！

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‎她哭出真的眼淚了！

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‎神哪，拜託，真糟糕！

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‎我說我們需要奇蹟

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‎看哪，我們就有了奇蹟

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‎這不是奇蹟，克萊兒

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‎考試，艾琳

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‎-去他的考試！抱歉
‎-聽著…

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‎-很重大，克萊兒！
‎-事情是…

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‎妳真的認為我們看到這個之後
‎他們還會要我們考試嗎？

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‎有道理

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‎我當然有道理！

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‎我們是法提馬的孩子，各位！

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‎可以幫我接通湯瑪斯修女嗎？

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‎湯米！

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‎妳好嗎？

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‎他們還可以

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‎度假！

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‎我不知道

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‎我禮拜五要上柔道，我不想錯過

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‎我就告訴妳我幹嘛打給妳

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‎我們今早有樁謠傳的鬼魂事件

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‎嗯，屬於哭泣雕像的範疇

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‎當然，我知道

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‎對，顯然還有詭異的笑

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‎我不確定我的痛苦聖母為什麼要笑

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‎-對了
‎-修女，神父來了

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‎對，我再回電

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‎等等，女士們

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‎聽著，我沒想過考試以外的事

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‎或我們不用考試的事

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‎在進一步發展、我們跟神父談之前

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‎我有事情要告訴你們

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‎進來，神父

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‎媽的

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‎我喜歡他光亮的頭髮

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‎我也是

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‎我真的很喜歡他光亮的頭髮

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‎妳說什麼，艾琳？

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‎沒事，別管我，算了

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‎嗨，孩子們

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‎-嗨，神父
‎-嗨，神父

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‎請叫我彼得

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‎天哪

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‎這是很輕鬆的非正式聊天

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‎我不希望你們把我當神父

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‎把我當成朋友

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‎聽著

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‎我跟你們一樣了

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‎真受不了

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‎我們開始之前，你們有問題問我嗎？

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‎這是你眼珠真的顏色
‎還是隱形眼鏡？

220
00:09:32,365 --> 00:09:33,605
‎這是我原本的眼珠顏色

221
00:09:34,565 --> 00:09:36,685
‎還有人嗎？是的，詹姆斯？

222
00:09:36,925 --> 00:09:40,005
‎-你用了髮膠嗎？
‎-是幕斯

223
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‎-你在哪…
‎-髮華髮廊買的

224
00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:44,365
‎-我不知道他們…
‎-他們賣男士化妝品

225
00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,965
‎-還有人嗎？
‎-你當過模特兒或…

226
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‎不

227
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‎有人有關於今早教會事件的問題嗎？

228
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‎不，沒有

229
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‎-沒有
‎-沒有

230
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‎-並沒有
‎-沒有

231
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‎那好

232
00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:02,565
‎你們宣稱看到
‎我們聖母雕像改變，對吧？

233
00:10:03,325 --> 00:10:06,405
‎聖母對我們笑得很詭異，彼得
‎對，沒錯

234
00:10:06,485 --> 00:10:07,325
‎我懂了

235
00:10:07,405 --> 00:10:10,485
‎在那之後，雕像，嗯…

236
00:10:10,565 --> 00:10:11,845
‎你們宣稱雕像開始哭？

237
00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:14,085
‎你很常說“宣稱”，彼得

238
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,045
‎女孩們，我不是要說妳們不是

239
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,725
‎我只想找出真相，就這樣

240
00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:19,765
‎-你認為我們在說謊，對吧？
‎-當然不是

241
00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:20,685
‎我認為你們說謊

242
00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:23,125
‎但我們有時候太相信一些事

243
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,525
‎我們故意欺騙自己

244
00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:26,685
‎我知道我過去犯過這種錯

245
00:10:26,765 --> 00:10:30,765
‎我太想看到神蹟
‎讓我分心了，因為…

246
00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:33,565
‎這是我們都想回答的問題，對吧？

247
00:10:33,645 --> 00:10:35,005
‎我是說，神存在嗎？

248
00:10:36,645 --> 00:10:37,845
‎我是說，祂存在嗎？

249
00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,365
‎祂存在嗎？

250
00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:48,525
‎還是你的世界根本是謊言，彼得？

251
00:10:53,045 --> 00:10:54,445
‎-彼得？
‎-嗯？

252
00:10:58,445 --> 00:11:02,245
‎在雕像哭泣之前
‎你們記得自己在做什麼嗎？

253
00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:03,645
‎你們在談什麼？

254
00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:05,965
‎-我記得詹姆斯是個混帳
‎-馬龍小姐

255
00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:08,165
‎我不想用那個詞，修女

256
00:11:08,245 --> 00:11:11,045
‎但很難用其他方法
‎描述詹姆斯，因為…

257
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,085
‎他真的很混帳

258
00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:15,085
‎我不認為你是混帳，詹姆斯

259
00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:16,805
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

260
00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:19,325
‎你知道還有誰不認為你是混帳嗎？

261
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,885
‎-我們的主
‎-他媽的

262
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:24,125
‎啊，你怎麼知道
‎我們的主不認為他是混帳？

263
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,725
‎我們的主不認為任何人是混帳

264
00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:27,205
‎我很懷疑

265
00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:28,405
‎嗯，這是事實

266
00:11:31,245 --> 00:11:32,565
‎-馬提培洛？
‎-不是

267
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,205
‎-帕迪艾胥當？
‎-不是

268
00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:35,245
‎《歡樂屋》的人？

269
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:37,845
‎-誰？派特夏普？
‎-派特夏普絕對是混帳！

270
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‎好

271
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,565
‎你們五個一起上教堂祈禱

272
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:43,645
‎這算個普通早晨嗎？

273
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,165
‎-很好
‎-他沒開玩笑，蜜雪兒

274
00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:50,965
‎天哪，媽的，沒有
‎我們只是跟蹤那隻笨狗

275
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‎不好意思？

276
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:54,165
‎狗跟一切都沒關係

277
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,285
‎聽著，艾琳的狗剛死

278
00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:57,925
‎她看到這隻狗跟她的很像

279
00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:00,885
‎-狗不是重點
‎-我們跟了狗一陣子

280
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:03,485
‎-這隻狗…
‎-這隻狗和雕像沒關係！

281
00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:05,645
‎牠帶我們進了教堂

282
00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:07,925
‎狗帶你們進教堂？

283
00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:10,405
‎-狗不重要
‎-也許很重要

284
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,765
‎如果妳看到的狗，艾琳…

285
00:12:13,885 --> 00:12:16,125
‎要是不只是跟妳的狗長得像呢？

286
00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:19,205
‎如果真的是妳的狗呢？

287
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:22,405
‎對

288
00:12:23,165 --> 00:12:26,165
‎也許，但我們說過…

289
00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:27,485
‎托托死了

290
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,765
‎我媽看到牠被一輛陸軍荒原路華撞到

291
00:12:29,845 --> 00:12:32,685
‎我媽看到牠被一輛陸軍荒原路華撞到

292
00:12:33,925 --> 00:12:37,525
‎鍾愛的動物死而復生
‎我們看過這種情形

293
00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,605
‎喔，鬼狗

294
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:40,845
‎不，不是鬼狗

295
00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:43,805
‎復生的狗！

296
00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:46,605
‎你們看不出來嗎？

297
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,605
‎托托被送回來，帶你們去教堂

298
00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:50,605
‎去雕像

299
00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:52,965
‎因為妳很特別，艾琳

300
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:57,565
‎妳被選上了

301
00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:01,405
‎喔，彼得

302
00:13:01,645 --> 00:13:03,645
‎實在是太多太難接受了

303
00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:10,885
‎我覺得很奇怪

304
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,605
‎妳每週日都上教堂

305
00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:18,165
‎天上的旨意卻從妳考試那天開始

306
00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:21,725
‎我知道妳還沒打開過書本

307
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,205
‎我也覺得很奇怪，昆太太

308
00:13:24,285 --> 00:13:25,445
‎非常奇怪

309
00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,165
‎妳是什麼意思？

310
00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,485
‎妳要是說謊，艾琳，耶穌幫幫我…

311
00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:30,405
‎我沒說謊

312
00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:32,045
‎那就發誓

313
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,605
‎對桃莉巴頓發誓

314
00:13:34,325 --> 00:13:36,205
‎-歐拉也有看到
‎-歐拉很會盲從

315
00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:37,725
‎謝謝，瑪麗阿姨

316
00:13:37,805 --> 00:13:40,445
‎聽著，我知道妳們應該都有問題

317
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,285
‎-我有問題
‎-是的？

318
00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:46,245
‎你身材怎麼這麼好？

319
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,965
‎你運動嗎？

320
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,645
‎-飲食？
‎-兩者兼顧

321
00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:52,445
‎我也有問題，漂亮男孩

322
00:13:52,885 --> 00:13:54,645
‎你為什麼鼓勵這種風氣？

323
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:57,725
‎我沒說我在鼓勵，我只是開放可能性

324
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:58,885
‎嗯，我可不

325
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,845
‎除非我有冷硬不能變更的證據

326
00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,245
‎也許就在那裡

327
00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:05,685
‎終於有證據了，彼得

328
00:14:07,325 --> 00:14:08,245
‎他還好嗎？

329
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,725
‎我認為他並不好

330
00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:11,285
‎他畢竟是個神父

331
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:13,845
‎“為什麼在死人中找活人呢？

332
00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:15,405
‎祂不在這裡，已經復活了”

333
00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:16,765
‎“來吧

334
00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:19,205
‎來看主安息之處”

335
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:22,205
‎神邀我們見證祂

336
00:14:23,205 --> 00:14:24,445
‎我們得去墳場尋找

337
00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:25,845
‎他在說什麼？

338
00:14:25,925 --> 00:14:29,325
‎他在說去挖死狗的墳墓

339
00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:30,485
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

340
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,805
‎他媽的怪胎

341
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,285
‎我去

342
00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:34,365
‎我去開門

343
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,805
‎外頭超誇張的

344
00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:42,325
‎大家都在討論我們

345
00:14:42,405 --> 00:14:44,365
‎丹尼斯給了我免費的糖果

346
00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:46,445
‎硬糖，沒問第二句話

347
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:48,005
‎我們基本上是名人了

348
00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:48,965
‎像可兒家族一樣

349
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:49,965
‎我能當吉姆嗎？

350
00:14:50,245 --> 00:14:51,125
‎太超過了，艾琳

351
00:14:51,605 --> 00:14:53,445
‎我受不了了，我要哭了

352
00:14:53,765 --> 00:14:55,805
‎好，聽著，這太超過了

353
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,245
‎你在穿什麼？

354
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,325
‎我說了什麼？你看起來跟討厭鬼一樣

355
00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:01,805
‎你的頭髮超怪的

356
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:03,645
‎我塗了一點慕斯，就這樣

357
00:15:03,805 --> 00:15:04,645
‎聽著，女孩們…

358
00:15:04,725 --> 00:15:05,845
‎-別碰我
‎-聽我說好嗎？

359
00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:07,685
‎那是尿

360
00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:08,845
‎什麼？

361
00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:10,645
‎雕像上的眼淚

362
00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:13,365
‎我有好理由相信那是尿

363
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,605
‎事實上…是狗尿

364
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:16,485
‎不，妳說真的嗎？

365
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:17,565
‎我很認真的

366
00:15:17,645 --> 00:15:19,565
‎甜美溫柔的耶穌啊

367
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,125
‎我是說，還蠻有道理的

368
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,645
‎我不確定雕像有沒有詭異地笑了
‎我喝了很多咖啡因

369
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,765
‎我絕對沒看到她詭笑

370
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:29,005
‎-我在說謊，所以…
‎-太棒了

371
00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:32,005
‎我稍早想告訴你們的，但彼得出現了

372
00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:34,205
‎我馬上就有感覺

373
00:15:34,285 --> 00:15:35,405
‎像是火花一樣

374
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:36,405
‎沒有火花，艾琳

375
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:37,485
‎他說我很特別

376
00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:40,005
‎他也說妳的死寵物他媽的復活了

377
00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:40,965
‎所以別完全相信

378
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,805
‎對，他現在還說要挖出寵物

379
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:48,645
‎等他挖出來之後就會知道托托沒復活

380
00:15:49,005 --> 00:15:50,885
‎他會知道托托死了

381
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:52,005
‎死得很徹底

382
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,405
‎知道我們只是誇大其詞

383
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,085
‎我們得現在說真相！

384
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:56,205
‎他媽的不行！

385
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:57,765
‎這是我遇過最棒的事

386
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,285
‎聽著，克萊兒

387
00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:01,445
‎好好看著這包糖果

388
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,165
‎這只是開始

389
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,205
‎《德里日報》要來了

390
00:16:06,285 --> 00:16:07,925
‎他們說我們能登上第五版！

391
00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:09,165
‎艾琳，告訴她！

392
00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:12,365
‎對，我們能說真話，可是…

393
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:15,645
‎我有點喜歡
‎彼得認為我很特別，所以…

394
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,125
‎-詹姆斯？
‎-我有點顧慮

395
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,485
‎真相可能會影響我跟彼得的友誼

396
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,005
‎你不需要跟彼得交朋友

397
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:24,005
‎我需要，我們有很多共通點，克萊兒

398
00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:26,485
‎像是什麼？
‎除了你穿跟他一樣的衣服之外？

399
00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:29,725
‎像是我們都很神聖

400
00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:33,165
‎但主要是因為他不認為我是混蛋！

401
00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:34,165
‎我也不認為

402
00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,565
‎拜託，各位！快要露餡了

403
00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,085
‎不用的

404
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,685
‎我們變成了什麼人？

405
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,125
‎我們變成了什麼人？

406
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:54,605
‎繼續看守廚房窗戶！

407
00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:55,805
‎我不想參與

408
00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:57,725
‎妳已經陷太深了，克萊兒

409
00:16:57,805 --> 00:16:59,365
‎我們在偷竊屍體！

410
00:16:59,445 --> 00:17:02,005
‎我們就完成，別再提起

411
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,205
‎天哪，我的指甲他媽的毀了

412
00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:05,525
‎別多話，挖就對了

413
00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:06,765
‎我挖到東西了

414
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:11,965
‎拿來

415
00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:16,045
‎對，我和蜜雪兒把這拿去別的地方

416
00:17:16,325 --> 00:17:18,445
‎其他人去填土

417
00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:20,125
‎-打開箱子，艾琳！
‎-天哪！

418
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,005
‎對，祂跟我們同在，別害怕，孩子

419
00:17:29,845 --> 00:17:31,845
‎聽著，我能…

420
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,205
‎喔，不，我不能

421
00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:38,165
‎我不能解釋

422
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:41,765
‎感謝上天！

423
00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:44,805
‎感謝上天！

424
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,845
‎（托托）

425
00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:52,645
‎我不懂

426
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:55,325
‎主的神蹟常常很難懂的

427
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,845
‎不，我真的不懂

428
00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,245
‎你說得對，神父

429
00:18:00,405 --> 00:18:01,805
‎牠復生了

430
00:18:04,645 --> 00:18:06,765
‎這真的是神蹟

431
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:09,485
‎那現在怎麼辦，彼得？

432
00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:10,645
‎下一步就是羅馬

433
00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:13,045
‎跟大人物見面

434
00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:14,365
‎帕華洛帝？

435
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:15,925
‎若望保祿二世

436
00:18:17,325 --> 00:18:19,885
‎但首先，我們先祈禱，來拉手

437
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:21,725
‎不要碰我

438
00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,125
‎不好意思

439
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,525
‎我們保持低調很重要

440
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:31,645
‎妳聽到了嗎，馬拉奇？

441
00:18:34,565 --> 00:18:35,685
‎沒人

442
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:38,925
‎妳可以等到我問再回答的

443
00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:41,205
‎能讓我安靜說話嗎，艾琳？去外面

444
00:18:42,445 --> 00:18:45,045
‎妳為什麼打給莫琳馬拉奇？

445
00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:47,445
‎爺爺說我們不准跟她談

446
00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:49,565
‎已經過去了

447
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,245
‎莫琳馬拉奇

448
00:18:53,325 --> 00:18:56,405
‎妳不准提那個下賤騙人的老巫婆

449
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,805
‎妳為什麼打給她，媽咪？

450
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:01,325
‎跟妳無關

451
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:04,085
‎好，我自己去問她

452
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,005
‎住手，艾琳

453
00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:07,485
‎重撥

454
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:10,005
‎那只是她的答錄機

455
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:13,165
‎-喂，很抱歉我錯過妳電話
‎-看吧？現在掛掉

456
00:19:13,245 --> 00:19:14,445
‎妳要是想給莫琳留言…

457
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:15,685
‎掛電話，艾琳！

458
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:18,045
‎…和托托，我們會儘快回電

459
00:19:21,445 --> 00:19:25,085
‎妳把托托給了莫琳馬拉奇？

460
00:19:25,325 --> 00:19:27,125
‎小虎剛死

461
00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:28,565
‎她很孤單

462
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,965
‎教堂…她在那裡

463
00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:34,005
‎那隻狗就是托托！

464
00:19:34,245 --> 00:19:36,965
‎喔，水落石出了，對吧，媽咪？

465
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,485
‎這樣是為了大家好，艾琳

466
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,005
‎妳安排了牠的死，媽！
‎我以為我失去牠了

467
00:19:41,165 --> 00:19:43,005
‎妳失去了牠，我們不把牠帶回來

468
00:19:43,365 --> 00:19:45,245
‎-什麼？
‎-拜託！牠是隻爛狗

469
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:47,325
‎托托才不是爛狗！

470
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:48,445
‎牠跟吉普賽不一樣

471
00:19:48,525 --> 00:19:50,525
‎閉嘴！我受夠了

472
00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:52,645
‎妳不能把每隻動物

473
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,645
‎拿來跟你五歲時那隻狗相比！

474
00:19:54,725 --> 00:19:56,325
‎我可以，我會繼續的

475
00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:00,525
‎妳不會告訴爺爺，對吧？

476
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:04,325
‎我需要時間考慮

477
00:20:06,925 --> 00:20:07,765
‎真漂亮

478
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,325
‎很好，再一張

479
00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,965
‎很好，另一張

480
00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:21,925
‎給我一分鐘

481
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:25,165
‎好，照我一張

482
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:41,685
‎硬糖？

483
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,125
‎今天真多事情

484
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:50,805
‎天哪，真硬

485
00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:52,205
‎今天真棒

486
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,725
‎糖果都這麼硬嗎？

487
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,405
‎老實說，艾琳

488
00:20:55,765 --> 00:20:58,285
‎我最近有信仰危機

489
00:20:58,365 --> 00:20:59,725
‎是嗎？

490
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,685
‎我下巴要斷了

491
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:02,925
‎真的很困難

492
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:04,405
‎真的嗎？

493
00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,405
‎抱歉，我要吐出來

494
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:08,485
‎妳知道

495
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:10,645
‎我遇到這個很棒的女孩

496
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,365
‎就變得更困難了

497
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,605
‎-這種…
‎-連結？

498
00:21:18,885 --> 00:21:19,885
‎沒錯！

499
00:21:20,725 --> 00:21:23,885
‎讓我開始質問懷疑一切

500
00:21:24,405 --> 00:21:26,565
‎誰知道，神要是沒給我這訊息

501
00:21:26,645 --> 00:21:28,445
‎我可能就會離開神職跟她在一起

502
00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:29,805
‎要是祂沒顯神蹟呢？

503
00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:31,325
‎什麼？

504
00:21:31,685 --> 00:21:34,365
‎給我神蹟？純粹討論

505
00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:35,605
‎祂現神蹟了，艾琳

506
00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:38,045
‎妳知道我不能背棄祂了

507
00:21:38,205 --> 00:21:39,085
‎這不是真的

508
00:21:40,085 --> 00:21:40,925
‎我們在說謊

509
00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:42,005
‎我們說了謊

510
00:21:42,205 --> 00:21:44,205
‎雕像沒詭笑、沒哭泣

511
00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:47,405
‎那隻狗也沒死
‎牠跟莫琳馬拉奇住在一起

512
00:21:47,645 --> 00:21:50,725
‎這些都不是真的，彼得！
‎都是騙人的！

513
00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:53,485
‎但好消息是，你自由了

514
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:54,925
‎我們自由了

515
00:21:55,045 --> 00:21:56,485
‎我們可以在一起了

516
00:22:07,605 --> 00:22:08,445
‎彼得

517
00:22:08,725 --> 00:22:10,285
‎彼得，你要去哪裡？

518
00:22:10,365 --> 00:22:11,685
‎彼得，等等

519
00:22:12,485 --> 00:22:14,245
‎我有好消息

520
00:22:14,445 --> 00:22:15,805
‎我受到了感召

521
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,245
‎我決定要追隨你的腳步

522
00:22:18,565 --> 00:22:19,965
‎我決定要侍奉主

523
00:22:20,045 --> 00:22:21,765
‎別當混帳，詹姆斯

524
00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:29,165
‎他現在要完全離開神職了嗎？

525
00:22:29,525 --> 00:22:31,285
‎他不能兼職啊

526
00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:32,725
‎都是因為我們

527
00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:34,085
‎不是因為我們，歐拉

528
00:22:34,765 --> 00:22:36,205
‎有點是因為我們

529
00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:40,165
‎但主要是因為他跟髮華髮廊

530
00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:42,845
‎其中一個染髮師有連結

531
00:22:43,365 --> 00:22:45,445
‎對了，她也替莎拉染髮的

532
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,645
‎她顯然是個齷齪蕩婦

533
00:22:47,885 --> 00:22:50,285
‎祝你好運了，彼得

534
00:22:50,685 --> 00:22:52,805
‎起碼妳媽對狗尿事件沒意見

535
00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:55,085
‎我以為她會他媽氣瘋的

536
00:22:55,285 --> 00:22:56,565
‎這樣說吧

537
00:22:56,765 --> 00:23:01,005
‎我把我媽鎖進她自作的牢籠裡了

538
00:23:01,245 --> 00:23:05,045
‎她作法自斃

539
00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:06,805
‎妳可以用白話說嗎？

540
00:23:06,925 --> 00:23:08,525
‎我不懂妳在說什麼

541
00:23:08,605 --> 00:23:09,805
‎我稍微恐嚇她

542
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:10,925
‎啊，快樂的日子

543
00:23:11,285 --> 00:23:12,805
‎天哪，真可怕！

544
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,445
‎-很快就會結束的
‎-妳們有讀到這個嗎？

545
00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:20,725
‎（妙騙局）

546
00:23:20,805 --> 00:23:22,205
‎天哪！

547
00:23:22,365 --> 00:23:23,765
‎不，這很好

548
00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,885
‎“妙”在英格蘭代表好
‎對吧，詹姆斯？

549
00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:27,605
‎但這不是英格蘭，蜜雪兒？

550
00:23:27,725 --> 00:23:29,805
‎我穿這件上衣奶看起來很美

551
00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,565
‎-這就是重點
‎-女士們

552
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:45,205
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