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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（歡迎車諾比爾的兒童）

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‎神聖福音的閱讀

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‎哪個是我們的？

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‎她沒寄照片

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‎她家人大概沒有相機

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‎她一開始會認為德里難消受

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‎因為這裡一切都很繁榮

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‎我們這堆厲害的東西

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‎他們來的地方
‎也有很厲害的東西，艾琳

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‎真的嗎？像是什麼？

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‎疾病？貧窮？

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‎不

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‎妳能買到木製的小女人

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‎拉開之後

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‎裡面還有更小的木製女人

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‎然後再拉開更小的木製女人…

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‎妳是說俄羅斯娃娃嗎？

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎拿零錢

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‎莎拉，妳不能拿零錢

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‎對，傑瑞，我要給他們五英鎊

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‎就是這樣

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‎你剛拋媚眼？

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‎沒有

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‎明明就有

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‎你拋了媚眼

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‎我不拋媚眼的，瑪麗
‎我拋媚眼幹嘛？

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‎我不知道

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‎但我會知道的

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‎“這是主的話語”

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‎阿門

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‎我們今天要來歡迎一些特別嘉賓

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‎這些車諾比爾的小孩

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‎來這裡給他們小肺一個乾淨的機會

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‎因為，當然了

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‎因為他們那裡有各種東西飄蕩著

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‎修女

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‎到目前為止還好，西蒙斯，但繼續說

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‎《曠野奇俠》15分鐘後播

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‎那麼

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‎有人可能不知道你們來這裡的原因

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‎剛出龍潭又入虎…

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‎也許不算“虎穴”
‎但的確是不同的龍潭

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‎或至少說是豹窩

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‎但是拜託

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‎別太過擔心這整個

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‎“內戰派系衝突”的傳聞

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‎你們只需要知道一件事

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‎我們這方是好人

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‎歡迎來到德里

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‎（愛爾蘭共和軍）

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‎很棒，對吧？

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‎跟我想像的差不多

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‎喔，因為我寫的信？

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‎描述敘事總有強烈的…

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‎不是妳的信，我在新聞看過的

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‎妳說看到新聞是怎麼回事？

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‎烏克蘭哪有新聞？妳們沒有電視

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‎我們有

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‎-才沒有
‎-我們有

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然有

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‎艾琳，別霸佔俄國人

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‎對，拜託，艾琳，讓歐拉試試

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‎她其實是烏克蘭人

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‎對，去吧，親愛的，跟卡提亞說話

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‎妳的名字聽起來像“貓”

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‎-天哪，真的耶
‎-妳不會認識傑克麥金利吧？

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‎他應該是在1988年
‎還是1989年搬到莫斯科的

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‎-你開玩笑嗎？
‎-不是

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‎-他很結實的
‎-不認識

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‎捲頭髮、有點結巴

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‎我不認識這個人

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‎最好吧，親愛的

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‎他是個糟糕的爛人

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‎那麼卡提亞，我替妳設計了行程

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‎妳該在我最後一封信裡有看到

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‎我不讀妳的信，艾琳

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‎對不起，我不懂

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‎妳的信件“沒有聊”

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‎-是“無聊”
‎-沒錯

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‎-我不是這個意…
‎-我能抽煙嗎？

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‎不行！

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‎媽咪跟偵探犬一樣

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‎妳媽說我們能上樓看俄國人

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‎烏克蘭人

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‎-這就是她嗎？
‎-她很棒對吧？她有一半是我的

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‎-她並不是，歐拉
‎-她是的，媽咪說的

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‎妳真幸運，艾琳！

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‎我求我媽讓我照顧一個
‎但她說我們沒房間

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‎因為我那蛋囊王八蛋
‎英國混帳表弟搬了進來

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‎我說的就是你，詹姆斯
‎以免你猜是誰

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‎對，很清楚了，謝了，蜜雪兒

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‎妳看過珍妮喬伊斯接的那傢伙嗎？

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‎超大的、超大的，對吧？

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‎我在想

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‎我該用掉剩下的貞操了

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‎他很有潛力

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‎妳來幫我

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‎妳幫我跟妳哥薩克朋友說好話

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‎讓我們能…

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‎妳可以住手嗎？

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‎我很抱歉妳們的遭遇…核電廠

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‎好

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‎妳想一想，我們有很多相似之處

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‎因為我們懂年輕人
‎待在困擾之地的感受

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‎並不一樣

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‎車諾比爾遭遇了很糟糕的核能意外

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‎你們則愛彼此對打，還有，老實說

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‎沒人真的懂為什麼

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‎這是有政治元素的，卡提亞

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‎還有宗教元素

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‎但你們的宗教又沒不一樣

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‎只是相同宗教的不同風格

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‎嗯…是沒錯

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‎但是…這比那更複雜，卡提亞

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‎對我來說真蠢

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‎天哪

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‎這真的是很蠢

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‎真的非常蠢

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‎這是誰？

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‎喔，他是詹姆斯

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‎你很帥

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‎也很性感

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‎她英文這麼好喔？

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎她為什麼要這樣做？為什麼？

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‎他媽的誰知道？他很臭耶

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‎-她看來很享受
‎-那他享受嗎？

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‎很難說

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‎如果他不享受，那不就算…

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‎性騷擾之類的？

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‎我們該制止他們

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‎誒

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‎有人想吃水果軟糖嗎？

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‎艾琳念完詩篇後

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‎她帶我看了幾道老牆

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‎我讓妳看的是獨一無二的牆

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‎我帶妳看了市牆

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‎這些牆是很壯觀的

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‎媽的，她要是不喜歡牆
‎她就不喜歡牆，艾琳，親愛的

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‎你有什麼新聞嗎，爸？

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‎-沒有
‎-好

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‎雪哈爾金說你昨天
‎午餐時間在達根烘培屋

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‎這哪算是新聞啊？

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‎他說你點了兩塊圓麵包

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‎對，我常這樣點

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‎一個蘋果角…

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‎和奶油螺旋麵包

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‎奶油螺旋麵包？

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‎你又不吃這個，爺爺

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‎付錢給你也不吃奶油螺旋麵包的

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‎其實是奶油手指麵包

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‎蘋果角和奶油手指麵包

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‎雪說是“奶油螺旋麵包”

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‎螺旋麵包？手指？誰在乎？

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‎他發誓過，說他看到麵包裝袋

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‎什麼都逃不過大雪的法眼

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‎雪說你離開達根時轉進龐普街

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‎龐普街？

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‎你上龐普街做什麼，爸？

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‎你帶著奶油螺旋麵包上龐普街

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‎到底是做什麼，爸？

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‎-我去找朋友
‎-什麼朋友？

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‎-新朋友
‎-男性朋友嗎？

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‎對，我就知道

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‎替有夫之婦買奶油螺旋麵包
‎莎拉，妳覺得怎樣？

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‎我們是在十字站認識的

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‎哪個站？

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‎耶穌第二次落凡塵

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‎我不需要知道細節，爸

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‎梅夫和我只是…

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‎我們只是處得來

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‎“梅夫”是她的名字？

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‎沒錯

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‎“梅夫”是她的名字？

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‎對

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‎“梅夫”、“梅夫”

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‎真的嗎？“梅夫”？

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‎-妳母親為什麼發出這聲音？
‎-我不敢相信

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‎-我認為這是好事，親愛的
‎-喔，別插嘴！

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‎你彌撒時就是跟她拋媚眼？

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‎拋媚眼？你這年紀？

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‎天哪，好噁！

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‎那只是友善地拋媚眼

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‎拋媚眼沒有友善不友善的！

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‎-沒有嗎？
‎-我們可憐的母親屍骨未寒

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‎你就回去外面拋媚眼

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‎妳母親死了十年了，瑪麗

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‎聽著，我不會再說囉！

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‎對不起

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‎我沒食慾了

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‎你開心了嗎？

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‎（布雷南）

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‎我不知道，我認為她有點

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‎”我有流蘇、香菸和意見”

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‎她也有點一副“我討厭牆”的態度

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‎喔，妳訂的那個感激農民小女孩？

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‎對，不

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‎我不信任她，好嗎？

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‎她還說我的信件很無聊…

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‎我認為她在施展變態的心理遊戲

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‎或妳的信件真他媽的很無聊，艾琳

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‎我的信件很吸引人的

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‎我不喜歡妳們這樣討論我女友

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‎啊哈！她還喜歡詹姆斯

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‎妳不覺得這很怪嗎？

208
00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:42,285
‎對，這是有點錯亂了沒錯

209
00:08:42,365 --> 00:08:43,645
‎我不懂

210
00:08:43,725 --> 00:08:45,725
‎告訴你們，她有計謀的

211
00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:48,565
‎即使如此
‎我要她替我跟那俄國肉體說好話

212
00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:51,165
‎我則喜歡她在陰暗處會發光

213
00:08:51,325 --> 00:08:52,165
‎什麼？

214
00:08:52,645 --> 00:08:55,165
‎因為輻射，所以他們在黑暗中會發光

215
00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:58,045
‎-好
‎-她也開了我的眼界

216
00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:00,525
‎我們這裡要怎麼破除藩籬

217
00:09:00,605 --> 00:09:04,365
‎不再自我界定愛爾蘭、英格蘭
‎天主教或新教

218
00:09:04,445 --> 00:09:05,965
‎但只是人類

219
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,285
‎有人類的心和頭

220
00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:11,645
‎和人類的手和其他特質

221
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,805
‎因為到頭來，我們都…是人類

222
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‎嗨

223
00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:23,245
‎肉體來了，重複，肉體來了

224
00:09:23,845 --> 00:09:24,925
‎嗨，各位

225
00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:26,725
‎這位是阿特姆

226
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‎嗨，阿特姆

227
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‎說吧！

228
00:09:34,085 --> 00:09:36,445
‎她想跟你上床

229
00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:39,845
‎他不多話

230
00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:41,445
‎他是不是…

231
00:09:41,525 --> 00:09:42,605
‎他被你綁著嗎？

232
00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,125
‎對，他一直跑走

233
00:09:44,765 --> 00:09:48,725
‎聽著，我認為阿特姆和其他人在想家

234
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,125
‎他們花點時間待在一起可能是好事

235
00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:54,405
‎所以我今晚在我家辦了個晚會

236
00:09:54,525 --> 00:09:57,765
‎會很棒的
‎我會準備巧克力噴泉之類的

237
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,245
‎不管有沒有巧克力噴泉

238
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:03,245
‎我寧願讓烏克蘭人分開點，所以…

239
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,645
‎喔，天哪，大衛

240
00:10:07,725 --> 00:10:09,845
‎大衛唐納利剛走了進來，他來了

241
00:10:09,925 --> 00:10:11,725
‎好，別看

242
00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:12,765
‎大家都不准看

243
00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:16,165
‎嗨，妳有今晚的音樂清單嗎？

244
00:10:16,245 --> 00:10:18,325
‎我要音響系統在7點前設置好

245
00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,005
‎你的樂團今晚要在這場合表演嗎？

246
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,565
‎喔，不，天哪，我只是兼職當DJ

247
00:10:23,645 --> 00:10:25,085
‎賺點額外的錢

248
00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:29,565
‎我的樂團不翻唱的，懂我意思嗎？

249
00:10:29,645 --> 00:10:31,365
‎這行需要一點骨氣的

250
00:10:31,445 --> 00:10:33,725
‎不管你做什麼
‎都別忘了《油脂小子》混音輯

251
00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:36,525
‎好

252
00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:41,525
‎我想過了

253
00:10:41,605 --> 00:10:43,805
‎我認為派對會很適合卡提亞

254
00:10:44,805 --> 00:10:47,125
‎可能可以讓她踏出去一點

255
00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:00,285
‎喔，妳看起來真…

256
00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:03,285
‎奶真大

257
00:11:03,605 --> 00:11:04,965
‎對，我喜歡

258
00:11:05,725 --> 00:11:06,765
‎我們要走了嗎？

259
00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:10,925
‎卡提亞？

260
00:11:19,165 --> 00:11:21,165
‎嗯嗯嗯

261
00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:44,645
‎這他媽的房子真大！

262
00:11:44,725 --> 00:11:46,605
‎聽著，我認為詹姆斯有麻煩了

263
00:11:46,685 --> 00:11:48,565
‎對，我要是老實說，我根本不在乎

264
00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:50,325
‎卡提亞在哪裡？

265
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,885
‎我不知道，為什麼？

266
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,485
‎我要給

267
00:11:56,765 --> 00:11:58,085
‎嗨，女孩們

268
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,045
‎妳奶前那是
‎聯合傑克英國旗嗎，克萊兒？

269
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,205
‎我在表達意見

270
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:03,565
‎妳意見是“我想被揍”嗎？

271
00:12:03,645 --> 00:12:05,645
‎我穿這件衣服應該沒有意義

272
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,525
‎這只是顏色和形狀

273
00:12:07,605 --> 00:12:09,165
‎這旗子不是身份

274
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:11,445
‎我們得抽掉這些符號的力量

275
00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:14,565
‎我是問真的
‎妳為什麼不能他媽的正常點？

276
00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:19,485
‎-還喜歡巧克力噴泉嗎，歐拉？
‎-的確

277
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,285
‎專心點，女孩們

278
00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:22,885
‎有人看到阿特姆嗎？

279
00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:25,485
‎我半小時前幫他鬆綁讓他上廁所

280
00:12:25,565 --> 00:12:27,405
‎-我現在找不到他了
‎-什麼？

281
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,485
‎聽著，我知道這可能有點令人震驚

282
00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:32,965
‎但我認為卡提亞
‎今晚想奪走詹姆斯的貞操

283
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:35,565
‎我在她袋子裡找到了真正的保險套

284
00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:37,325
‎我連德里保險套合不合法都不知道

285
00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:39,365
‎-聰明點好嗎，艾琳
‎-我們得阻止她

286
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,645
‎-好耶！
‎-好耶！

287
00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:42,605
‎調音！

288
00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:45,245
‎這是我們的歌！

289
00:12:45,445 --> 00:12:47,445
‎-卡提亞不見了
‎-很好

290
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,085
‎我們去跳舞，女孩們！

291
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:53,405
‎她並不愛他，她只是在利用他

292
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:54,885
‎她只想做點事

293
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,845
‎她不能跟詹姆斯上床

294
00:12:57,925 --> 00:12:59,605
‎他不是消遣或玩物

295
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:02,845
‎啊，艾琳，她要是想跟詹姆斯上床

296
00:13:02,925 --> 00:13:04,125
‎就讓她去吧

297
00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:07,005
‎沒人會想碰這可憐的王八蛋的

298
00:13:09,045 --> 00:13:13,165
‎也許他時機到了
‎我們到時候都會破處的

299
00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:14,325
‎妳大概不會，克萊兒

300
00:13:14,405 --> 00:13:16,205
&lrm;老實說&lrm;<i>，</i>&lrm;我也想像不到，克萊兒

301
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,405
&lrm;他在那裡

302
00:13:21,165 --> 00:13:23,605
&lrm;喔，裝矜持啊，阿特姆？

303
00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,765
&lrm;或他可能不是很有興趣

304
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,245
&lrm;別鬧了！

305
00:13:30,405 --> 00:13:31,245
&lrm;媽的！

306
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,605
&lrm;詹姆斯

307
00:13:33,765 --> 00:13:36,205
&lrm;他怎麼把另一個女人帶進屋裡？

308
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:39,405
&lrm;他怎麼把她帶進這裡？

309
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:41,685
&lrm;帶進我們母親家裡？

310
00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:44,125
&lrm;-妳母親從沒住過這裡
&lrm;-閉嘴，傑瑞

311
00:13:44,845 --> 00:13:46,485
&lrm;好，進來吧，梅夫

312
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,485
&lrm;好，她們是我女兒

313
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,925
&lrm;這是瑪麗，那是莎拉

314
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,245
&lrm;嗨，梅夫

315
00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:54,525
&lrm;梅夫

316
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,365
&lrm;我是瑪麗的丈夫傑瑞

317
00:13:57,765 --> 00:14:00,645
&lrm;我們是瑪麗和傑瑞，我們住在德里

318
00:14:03,405 --> 00:14:05,245
&lrm;我去泡茶

319
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:10,765
&lrm;對，我去拿我的珠子，我馬上回來

320
00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,405
&lrm;自在點

321
00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:14,005
&lrm;妳不用問梅夫兩次的

322
00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,005
&lrm;抱歉，親愛的，妳說什麼？

323
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:18,445
&lrm;這間房子是傑瑞的，不是我爸的

324
00:14:18,605 --> 00:14:20,045
&lrm;以免妳在算計

325
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,605
&lrm;我在算計什麼？

326
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:23,165
&lrm;燕麥餅？卡士達醬？

327
00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:27,845
&lrm;-車輪牌巧克力派？
&lrm;-妳幾歲了，梅夫？30歲？

328
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,085
&lrm;我62歲了

329
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,205
&lrm;妳在找有錢老爹，對吧？

330
00:14:31,325 --> 00:14:33,165
&lrm;我只想讓妳知道，梅夫

331
00:14:33,845 --> 00:14:35,645
&lrm;我們不會叫妳“媽咪”的

332
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:37,845
&lrm;好

333
00:14:37,925 --> 00:14:39,285
&lrm;我只想說

334
00:14:39,365 --> 00:14:42,885
&lrm;我雖然對我爸不開心

335
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:46,325
&lrm;我得說妳的髮型很厲害

336
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:48,965
&lrm;髮量很多、波浪很美

337
00:15:02,325 --> 00:15:04,765
&lrm;拜託，阿特姆
&lrm;你想要我，我也想要你

338
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,245
&lrm;我們別再玩遊戲了

339
00:15:06,325 --> 00:15:07,925
&lrm;聽著，我不想惹麻煩

340
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,925
&lrm;我求妳別煩我，拜託

341
00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:13,005
&lrm;你怎麼變愛爾蘭人了？

342
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,325
&lrm;請往右邊排隊

343
00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:24,525
&lrm;一個人一枝珍寶珠棒棒糖

344
00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:28,765
&lrm;詹姆斯，聽著，我有事要告訴你…

345
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,285
&lrm;喔，棒棒糖泡白糖粉

346
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,605
&lrm;好，我就說了

347
00:15:32,685 --> 00:15:35,525
&lrm;我認為卡提亞今晚想跟你上床

348
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,405
&lrm;-我知道
&lrm;-你知道？

349
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:40,925
&lrm;我一會兒要在樓上跟她見面
&lrm;她叫我先吃點食物

350
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:43,485
&lrm;顯然性愛需要能量的

351
00:15:43,565 --> 00:15:45,325
&lrm;你不用這樣做的，詹姆斯

352
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,365
&lrm;我要做

353
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,525
&lrm;-你還沒準備好
&lrm;-我準備好了

354
00:15:48,605 --> 00:15:51,085
&lrm;她並不愛你，詹姆斯
&lrm;她只是在利用你

355
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:54,125
&lrm;對，但重點是我不在乎

356
00:15:54,805 --> 00:15:56,805
&lrm;我不會讓你這樣做的

357
00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:58,165
&lrm;妳阻止不了我的

358
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,965
&lrm;好吧，這樣的話，我就一起去看

359
00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:02,605
&lrm;-什麼？
&lrm;-你聽到了，詹姆斯

360
00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:04,485
&lrm;你要是堅持要繼續

361
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,805
&lrm;那我就要確保你不盡興

362
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,565
&lrm;我要翹班了，別說出去

363
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:12,845
&lrm;珍妮真讓人腦袋緊繃，對吧？

364
00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:15,925
&lrm;什麼？喔，對，沒錯

365
00:16:16,005 --> 00:16:18,085
&lrm;我有啤酒，妳要喝一瓶嗎？

366
00:16:18,525 --> 00:16:20,005
&lrm;給我一分鐘

367
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,805
&lrm;我要…我馬上回來

368
00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:23,885
&lrm;就…待在這裡

369
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:25,325
&lrm;一分鐘

370
00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:28,165
&lrm;卡提亞在哪裡？

371
00:16:28,245 --> 00:16:30,645
&lrm;我不知道，在上面想跟我朋友上床

372
00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:32,085
&lrm;我欠她

373
00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:34,685
&lrm;情節更錯綜複雜了

374
00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:37,685
&lrm;妳能相信他嗎？

375
00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:40,165
&lrm;在我們面前這樣炫耀？

376
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:43,085
&lrm;我不認識他了

377
00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:44,605
&lrm;“天主聖母瑪利亞

378
00:16:44,685 --> 00:16:47,925
&lrm;為我等罪人，今祈天主
&lrm;及我等死後，阿門”

379
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,245
&lrm;真不敢相信

380
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:50,165
&lrm;果醬奶油酥餅？

381
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,845
&lrm;“爾為讚美，爾胎子耶穌並為讚美”

382
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,245
&lrm;詹姆斯？

383
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,005
&lrm;詹姆斯？

384
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:09,045
&lrm;這裡為什麼要這麼大？

385
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:11,525
&lrm;-詹姆斯？
&lrm;-好

386
00:17:11,725 --> 00:17:12,805
&lrm;怎麼回事？

387
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,245
&lrm;-想幫克萊夫
&lrm;-克萊夫是誰？

388
00:17:15,725 --> 00:17:16,885
&lrm;天哪！

389
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:19,165
&lrm;你這骯髒的英國佬

390
00:17:19,565 --> 00:17:20,445
&lrm;妳說什麼？

391
00:17:20,525 --> 00:17:21,525
&lrm;我知道你在幹麻

392
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,805
&lrm;我才沒有幹嘛

393
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,525
&lrm;我是該幹嘛的

394
00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:27,205
&lrm;但我找不到我要幹嘛的對象

395
00:17:27,285 --> 00:17:29,045
&lrm;因為這個地方跟他媽的迷宮一樣！

396
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,365
&lrm;噓！你會嚇到克萊夫的

397
00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:32,405
&lrm;克萊夫是誰？

398
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,565
&lrm;克萊夫…

399
00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:36,285
&lrm;克萊夫是東伯發斯特來的小新教徒

400
00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:37,725
&lrm;克萊夫從伊比薩回來

401
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:40,725
&lrm;在奧德格羅夫機場搭錯公車然後睡著

402
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,645
&lrm;克萊夫在德里醒來被一堆
&lrm;俄國人和芬尼兄弟會眾包圍

403
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:45,485
&lrm;克萊夫嚇死了

404
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,925
&lrm;那真的阿特姆在哪裡？

405
00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,485
&lrm;大概在巨人堤道

406
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:50,965
&lrm;外國人他媽超愛巨人堤道的

407
00:17:51,045 --> 00:17:52,445
&lrm;我只想回家！

408
00:17:52,925 --> 00:17:54,205
&lrm;但她不讓我走！

409
00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:56,485
&lrm;但她不讓我走！

410
00:17:56,805 --> 00:18:00,485
&lrm;我也認為克萊夫服用太多藥物了

411
00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:02,805
&lrm;你在這裡！

412
00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:05,685
&lrm;謝天謝地

413
00:18:06,765 --> 00:18:09,205
&lrm;不管你做什麼，都別侮辱教宗

414
00:18:10,445 --> 00:18:11,365
&lrm;這裡沒有自己人

415
00:18:13,285 --> 00:18:15,805
&lrm;天哪，歐拉，妳會害自己吐的

416
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:17,685
&lrm;我沒關係的

417
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:21,885
&lrm;詹姆斯，怎麼回事？我等了好久

418
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:23,845
&lrm;我不想“做性”了嗎？

419
00:18:23,925 --> 00:18:26,645
&lrm;不！我想做性！我真的很想

420
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,605
&lrm;-來吧
&lrm;-你真噁心！

421
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,485
&lrm;你真可恥

422
00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:33,405
&lrm;去死，艾琳！

423
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:35,965
&lrm;我知道你很絕望，詹姆斯，但付錢？

424
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,205
&lrm;什麼？

425
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,965
&lrm;你以為我想不出來？

426
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,925
&lrm;想出來？

427
00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:43,805
&lrm;妳他媽的在說什麼雞雞？

428
00:18:43,885 --> 00:18:46,485
&lrm;我是說她是妓女

429
00:18:49,445 --> 00:18:51,165
&lrm;我是妓女？

430
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:54,045
&lrm;拜託，詹姆斯，她會收你錢的

431
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:55,805
&lrm;有沒有？承認吧

432
00:18:56,325 --> 00:18:57,685
&lrm;沒有

433
00:18:57,765 --> 00:18:58,805
&lrm;我不認為有

434
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,205
&lrm;我不是不會考慮

435
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:02,885
&lrm;妳太過分了！

436
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,605
&lrm;我是個窮烏克蘭人
&lrm;所以就該當妓女？

437
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:09,805
&lrm;聽我說

438
00:19:09,885 --> 00:19:12,165
&lrm;首先，她看上了詹姆斯

439
00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:14,205
&lrm;她有什麼問題？

440
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,125
&lrm;經濟利益，就是這樣！

441
00:19:16,205 --> 00:19:18,925
&lrm;-他是迷人男孩，艾琳
&lrm;-他是英格蘭人，卡提亞

442
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,245
&lrm;-我對這沒問題
&lrm;-妳該有問題的

443
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,965
&lrm;第二，她有保險套

444
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:25,565
&lrm;在她袋子裡

445
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,965
&lrm;一整個包裝！我有看到！

446
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:29,045
&lrm;妳“伯”癡！

447
00:19:29,165 --> 00:19:30,725
&lrm;是“白癡”，第三

448
00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:33,725
&lrm;小烏克蘭人一整晚

449
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,965
&lrm;都跑來還給她欠她的錢

450
00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:39,325
&lrm;妳要怎麼解釋這點？

451
00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:42,125
&lrm;我組織…

452
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:44,445
&lrm;怎麼說？募款？

453
00:19:44,525 --> 00:19:47,285
&lrm;我們想替珍妮買禮物，感謝她的派對

454
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:49,885
&lrm;喔，你們

455
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:52,285
&lrm;好

456
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,965
&lrm;對，這樣就能解釋了

457
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,645
&lrm;-王八蛋
&lrm;-真的嗎，艾琳？

458
00:19:56,925 --> 00:20:00,285
&lrm;妳不只侮辱了我
&lrm;還破壞了珍妮的驚喜

459
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:05,285
&lrm;妳最好離開

460
00:20:10,325 --> 00:20:13,125
&lrm;可是…今晚還是很棒，珍妮

461
00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:14,685
&lrm;妳真該驕傲的

462
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:27,565
&lrm;拜託，卡提亞，親愛的，我們談談

463
00:20:27,645 --> 00:20:29,245
&lrm;-拜託
&lrm;-我談夠了

464
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,565
&lrm;這賤貨有種族歧視
&lrm;還自以為“人高”一等

465
00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:34,285
&lrm;我是種族歧視還自以為高人一等

466
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,125
&lrm;拜託，注意口氣

467
00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:39,485
&lrm;妳不想去珍妮喬伊斯的家，是吧？

468
00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:40,805
&lrm;我想去

469
00:20:41,645 --> 00:20:44,325
&lrm;那裡有八間臥室和巧克力噴泉

470
00:20:44,725 --> 00:20:46,365
&lrm;我希望妳開心了，艾琳

471
00:20:46,885 --> 00:20:48,925
&lrm;-妳剛把俄國人趕出去了
&lrm;-烏克蘭人

472
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,525
&lrm;幹得好，喬先生

473
00:20:51,605 --> 00:20:54,805
&lrm;她很漂亮，你…還沒死

474
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,205
&lrm;何不開心過？

475
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:10,405
&lrm;告訴我，珍妮喬伊斯的家
&lrm;真的有八間臥室嗎？

476
00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:11,765
&lrm;對

477
00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:13,205
&lrm;有幾間臥室

478
00:21:13,285 --> 00:21:17,085
&lrm;還有幾間小廁所

479
00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:18,645
&lrm;想像一下

480
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,005
&lrm;你的女兒們

481
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:26,365
&lrm;她們還沒準備好，喬

482
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,085
&lrm;我們彌撒再見吧？

483
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:30,245
&lrm;好

484
00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:34,205
&lrm;把手給我

485
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,845
&lrm;告訴莎拉是這傢伙幫我吹髮型的

486
00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:42,045
&lrm;他是個藝術家

487
00:21:45,725 --> 00:21:46,605
&lrm;保重

488
00:21:51,805 --> 00:21:52,965
&lrm;梅夫走了？

489
00:21:54,005 --> 00:21:54,845
&lrm;對

490
00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:56,285
&lrm;好女人

491
00:21:57,365 --> 00:21:58,205
&lrm;對

492
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,565
&lrm;瑪麗和莎拉會想通的，喬

493
00:22:00,645 --> 00:22:03,165
&lrm;她們看到你跟別人在一起很難接受

494
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:05,125
&lrm;她們認為自己的母親很完美

495
00:22:06,045 --> 00:22:07,045
&lrm;去死，傑瑞

496
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,125
&lrm;她們沒錯

497
00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:23,445
&lrm;妳很完美