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‎開始了嗎？

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‎他們開始了嗎？

3
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‎應該只是排練

4
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‎他們從1795年就演奏同樣的三首歌

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‎他們幹嘛要排練？

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‎熟能生巧，瑪麗阿姨

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‎所以他們才這麼棒

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‎什麼？妳說奧蘭治團體很棒？

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‎我想加入呢

10
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‎他們才不接受天主教徒，歐拉

11
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‎也不承認我們存在的權利

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‎幫我們一下，傑瑞，這關不起來

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‎我們該出門了

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‎我們是最後的芬尼兄弟會眾

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‎放鬆點，親愛的

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‎我們在暴動前還有兩到三個鐘頭

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‎我要過界之後才能安心，爸

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‎妳確定我們需要大鐘，親愛的？

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‎我們討論過了，傑瑞

20
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‎妳不想帶那個小鐘？

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‎小鐘不夠用

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‎你對大鐘有什麼問題？

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‎我不會說我有問題

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‎只是很重又很佔空間

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‎我告訴妳，瑪麗，就是這樣開始的

26
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‎他現在指使妳要帶哪種尺寸的鐘

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‎下一個就會指使妳的穿著和話語了

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‎不久之後，妳就得裝死換身份了

29
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‎艾琳！我叫妳
‎別讓他看《與敵人共枕》的

30
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‎-我阻止不了他，媽咪
‎-好看

31
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‎把那塞進靴子裡

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‎妳不如叫其中一個孩子做吧

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‎閃開

34
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‎好

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‎聽哪！

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‎嗯，聽哪！

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‎我是說我不能…
‎我不能…他們幹嘛這麼吵？

38
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‎-呼吸，親愛的
‎-我更糟，克萊兒

39
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‎我的聽力無懈可擊

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‎（《白鯨記》）

41
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‎我讀了同一個段落47次
‎因為我不能專心，因為…

42
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‎天哪！那個噪音！

43
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‎這隻鯨魚

44
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‎他是壞英國佬，昆太太
‎我得知道牠怎麼被抓的

45
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‎我能跟妳一起出門嗎？

46
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‎好，如果妳母親沒關係，我沒意見

47
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‎謝謝！

48
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‎我不會忘記的！謝謝！

49
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‎她是帶妳去波特努露營
‎不是要給妳一顆腎臟，克萊兒

50
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‎聽著，瑪麗，我剛用牌算命

51
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‎卡片說

52
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‎我們要是這週去就會蒙受重大危險

53
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‎老實說，我不太期待

54
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‎妳不是靈媒，莎拉阿姨

55
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‎我是靈媒，艾琳

56
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‎我上過課的

57
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‎我領過憑證的

58
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‎（死亡、惡魔、上吊者）

59
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‎這看起來不妙

60
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‎-還看不到樂透彩票號碼？
‎-沒有，爹地

61
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‎這個靈媒的問題

62
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‎沒有人家說的那麼好

63
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‎我昨晚聽到哭泣聲

64
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‎被吵醒

65
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‎我對自己想

66
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‎這是派特奶奶想回來

67
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‎結果只是隔壁的阿吉

68
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‎她把電毯開到最熱

69
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‎燙傷了自己的腿

70
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‎但還是有可能…

71
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‎死去親戚的靈魂？

72
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‎沒錯

73
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‎我好緊張

74
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‎我活在刀鋒邊緣

75
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‎有爆米香嗎？

76
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‎這是最棒的部分！

77
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‎好，各位！保持冷靜！

78
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‎我要你們仔細聽好

79
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‎好，我過來了

80
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‎天哪！

81
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‎別進來！

82
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‎大家沒事吧，瑪麗？

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‎退後，狄德瑞

84
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‎這個地方是死亡陷阱

85
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‎聽著，瑪麗，我不想這樣說
‎但我和馬丁要上夜班

86
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‎我有點擔心把他們留在家裡

87
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‎因為今天的狀況

88
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‎妳能把他們一起帶走嗎？

89
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‎-狄德瑞，只是…
‎-是英國佬的問題？

90
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‎聽著，瑪麗，我懂

91
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‎他是我姪子，連我都很難接受

92
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‎我要是老實說
‎我有時候看著他都覺得…

93
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‎純粹只有恨意

94
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‎我不誇張

95
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‎喔，不，不是英格蘭的問題

96
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‎我對神希望，不是因為他是同性戀？

97
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‎我不是同性戀

98
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‎那我就會很失望的，瑪麗，不說謊

99
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‎當然不是！

100
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‎如果要說
‎同性戀的問題消彌了英格蘭的問題

101
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‎再說一次，我不是同性戀！

102
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‎你不能移動過去，詹姆斯
‎你巨大的櫃子擋到我視線了

103
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‎我不確定露營還有位置

104
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‎沒關係的

105
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‎我們男人可以睡外面

106
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‎-天哪
‎-喔，天哪

107
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‎去對面跟吉姆借帳篷

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‎萬分感謝，瑪麗，我欠妳一次

109
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‎妳如果要我們萊安幫妳處理投料牆

110
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‎妳只管開口

111
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‎我們投料牆有什麼問題？

112
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‎（反抗軍去死）

113
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‎天哪！

114
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‎你們說這是惡兆嗎？

115
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‎對，現在看

116
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‎怎麼樣？

117
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‎哇

118
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‎告訴妳們，雙層玻璃能改變人生的

119
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‎對，我說過…

120
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‎很厲害，吉姆

121
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‎但我們有點趕時間
‎所以可以直接拿帳篷嗎？

122
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‎真不敢相信

123
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‎那是什麼，高蹺？

124
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‎高爾夫球竿

125
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‎我以為是鍋鏟

126
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‎那是來福槍！

127
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‎真的嗎？你確定嗎？

128
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‎很確定！

129
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‎我也看不到
‎鍋鏟、高爾夫球竿、或高蹺

130
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‎和愛爾蘭抵抗軍有什麼關聯

131
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‎天哪，他真討厭

132
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‎等帳篷搭好

133
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‎你們要考慮在哪裡放食物

134
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‎因為相信我，女孩們

135
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‎你們不想吸引捕食動物進睡眠區域的

136
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‎熊特別糟糕

137
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‎對，波特努應該沒有熊，吉姆

138
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‎但那天海灘上有隻獵豹

139
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‎那是隻灰狗，歐拉

140
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‎我知道我看到的是什麼

141
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‎他借了你無畏號對吧？

142
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‎那是他第二好的帳篷耶

143
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‎告訴你，小子，我讓你作主

144
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‎拜託不要讓我作主

145
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‎你會沒事的

146
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‎好，但我們這輛車人太多
‎有些人要跟爸走

147
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‎我可以嗎？

148
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‎因為喬開車太快了

149
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‎他會闖紅燈、用兩輪轉彎

150
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‎太厲害了！

151
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‎真的！

152
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‎可以的話，我跟昆先生同車

153
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‎-我也要
‎-我跟我爸同車，他讓我抽煙

154
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‎妳要來？

155
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‎我們那些重大危險呢？

156
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‎嗯，那只是顧慮

157
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‎但我週日也沒準備晚餐，所以…

158
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‎好，喬，跟著我開車

159
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‎我為什麼要跟著你開車？

160
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‎我有地圖

161
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‎對，現在地圖在我手裡了

162
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‎啊，爸

163
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‎喬，今天比較不一樣

164
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‎路上有很多路障和繞行道路

165
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‎你知道的，我是開車維生的

166
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‎他說得好像很驕傲一樣

167
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‎聽著，我們得儘快又不招搖

168
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‎離開這地方

169
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‎你知道我幾歲嗎，小子？

170
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‎你知道我經歷過幾場遊行嗎？

171
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‎你以為我不知道情況變多快嗎？

172
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‎你以為我會害家人冒險嗎？

173
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‎當然不是，對不起

174
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‎好

175
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‎看什麼看，橘色白癡！

176
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‎好，爺爺

177
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‎我認為現在發生的事…

178
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‎我要是錯的話糾正我

179
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‎但我認為妳父親剛開過了警察路障

180
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‎覆水難收

181
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‎是沒錯，大概沒什麼大問題

182
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‎妳要是能無視橘衣人包圍了我們

183
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‎好像把我們當獵物一樣！

184
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‎會很棒的！

185
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‎我開始瞭解白鯨的感受了

186
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‎天哪，我一直冒汗

187
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‎你們不准指使我只能去哪

188
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‎橘色的混帳！

189
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‎我不是預測到這事了嗎？

190
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‎不，妳沒有

191
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‎我說這趟旅程會讓我們蒙受重大危險

192
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‎我就是這樣說的

193
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‎這並不是重大危險

194
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‎聽著，警察用槍指著我們

195
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‎這樣說不理想，但這比較像“障礙”

196
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‎這是障礙，對吧，爺爺？

197
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‎這只是障礙

198
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‎王八蛋！

199
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‎那好吧

200
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‎妳能替我算命嗎？

201
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‎我當然可以，親愛的

202
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‎長大點，蜜雪兒

203
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‎一副牌不能預測未來的

204
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‎太誇張了

205
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‎這真是中古世紀

206
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‎一片屎！

207
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‎他們看起來不太開心，對吧？

208
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‎我們何不解釋這只是意外？

209
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‎-我們不想惹麻煩
‎-我才不要下車

210
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‎-叫一個孩子下車
‎-什麼？

211
00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:51,805
‎-什麼？
‎-這小子是英格蘭人

212
00:08:51,885 --> 00:08:52,805
‎他們應該會尊重

213
00:08:52,885 --> 00:08:55,325
‎-我認為他們應該會尊重
‎-下車吧，小子

214
00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:57,005
‎你們是認真的？

215
00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:58,005
‎會很棒的！

216
00:08:58,085 --> 00:09:00,845
‎雖然外表這樣，他們應該是明理人

217
00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:08,925
‎不可能！

218
00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,365
‎我多快會遇見這傢伙？

219
00:09:11,445 --> 00:09:13,405
‎很快的

220
00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:15,445
‎回答我，他床上功夫厲害嗎？

221
00:09:15,525 --> 00:09:16,845
‎喔，天哪，當然

222
00:09:16,925 --> 00:09:19,925
‎是隨性的關係嗎？
‎還是更深入的關係？

223
00:09:20,245 --> 00:09:22,725
‎我認為是婚姻

224
00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:23,725
‎天哪！

225
00:09:24,285 --> 00:09:25,685
‎別太自大，女人

226
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,325
‎我可能現在就看著他呢

227
00:09:28,725 --> 00:09:31,365
‎妳不能跟橘衣人結婚，蜜雪兒！

228
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,725
‎真可惜

229
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,845
‎我認為他們這麼恨我們

230
00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:36,285
‎還蠻性感的

231
00:09:50,805 --> 00:09:52,245
‎我希望妳父親感激

232
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,485
‎是我讓我們脫身的

233
00:09:54,565 --> 00:09:55,925
‎他不會的

234
00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:58,725
‎那裡沒人相信你是日本遊客，傑瑞

235
00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:01,725
‎他們都以為你瘋了、可憐你

236
00:10:02,245 --> 00:10:04,525
‎不不不，天哪，不！

237
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,525
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我找不到錢包

238
00:10:06,645 --> 00:10:09,245
‎-我看得到妳錢包就在那裡
‎-不，那是我的英鎊錢包

239
00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,525
‎我是指愛爾蘭鎊錢包

240
00:10:11,005 --> 00:10:12,485
‎我找不到愛爾蘭鎊錢包，傑瑞

241
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,245
‎“喔，祝福聖安東尼

242
00:10:14,325 --> 00:10:17,165
‎神的福祉讓你成為失竊物品的聖人

243
00:10:17,245 --> 00:10:19,325
‎我帶著童稚熱愛和深刻信心祈求你…”

244
00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:21,325
‎-聽著，瑪麗，冷靜點
‎-冷靜，傑瑞？

245
00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:22,765
‎我們沒有愛爾蘭鎊！

246
00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:25,245
‎我們去自由邦不能沒有愛爾蘭鎊！

247
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,725
‎我們沒有愛爾蘭鎊！一鎊都沒有！

248
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,965
‎我要恐慌發作了！

249
00:10:31,045 --> 00:10:33,085
‎喔，愚蠢的愛爾蘭鎊

250
00:10:33,245 --> 00:10:34,125
‎就這樣？

251
00:10:34,485 --> 00:10:36,485
‎剛剛發生的事沒關係，但這個…

252
00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:37,965
‎這就值得恐慌發作？

253
00:10:38,045 --> 00:10:39,445
‎不，你得回頭

254
00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:42,205
‎我還比較有可能跟妳父親

255
00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:43,845
‎私奔到夏威夷的拖鞋店…

256
00:10:43,925 --> 00:10:45,125
‎聽著，好啦！

257
00:10:45,405 --> 00:10:47,805
‎但這代表我們什麼都不能買

258
00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:50,765
‎代表我們沒有食物、我們會餓死的！

259
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,685
‎那你就要負全責，傑瑞！

260
00:10:52,765 --> 00:10:54,205
‎事實上，你知道嗎？

261
00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:55,765
‎我錢包應該放進行李箱裡了

262
00:10:56,845 --> 00:10:59,725
‎虛驚一場，聖安東尼，抱歉打擾祢

263
00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,485
‎那王八蛋現在在幹麻？

264
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,005
‎你在後面玩什麼，印第安拍檔？

265
00:11:21,285 --> 00:11:23,085
‎這是美國原住民的詞彙

266
00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,445
‎不然你是誰？

267
00:11:24,525 --> 00:11:25,445
‎日本人

268
00:11:25,565 --> 00:11:28,485
‎德里沒什麼日本遊客，對吧？

269
00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:31,085
‎因為這樣就很難相信，白癡

270
00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:32,325
‎我們怎麼停車了？

271
00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:34,205
‎我的愛爾蘭鎊錢包在他媽的行李箱裡

272
00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:37,365
‎愛爾蘭鎊真討厭
‎我們幹嘛不能用英鎊就好？

273
00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:40,485
‎他們用了一陣子，莎拉
‎然後就分治了

274
00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:41,685
‎天哪！

275
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,365
‎天哪！

276
00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:48,285
‎妳把他放進去的嗎，瑪莉阿姨？

277
00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:49,885
‎不，我沒有

278
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,125
‎好，你好嗎？

279
00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:53,165
‎還不賴，妳呢？

280
00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:55,765
‎對不起，你是誰？

281
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:57,565
‎我叫艾莫特

282
00:11:57,645 --> 00:12:00,885
‎這不是我真名，但沒辦法

283
00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:02,965
‎總之，別讓我耽擱你們

284
00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:04,765
‎-等等！
‎-嗯？

285
00:12:05,405 --> 00:12:07,405
‎你可以告訴我們你在裡面幹嘛嗎？

286
00:12:07,605 --> 00:12:08,565
‎喔，對

287
00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:11,245
‎嗯，過去24小時內

288
00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:14,045
‎我有跨越國界的需要

289
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,565
‎所以我就到處問

290
00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:18,205
‎看有沒有人要往那邊去…

291
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,245
‎你的名字被提到…

292
00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:21,885
‎就這樣

293
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:23,445
‎太棒了

294
00:12:23,805 --> 00:12:25,485
‎好，很高興認識你們

295
00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:31,125
‎我好震驚，這太誇張了

296
00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:33,045
‎-我好像沒在喜歡他
‎-什麼？

297
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,165
‎顯然他就是我丈夫

298
00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,205
‎太多巧合了

299
00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:39,765
‎你記得這整個
‎“我們蒙受重大危險”的事嗎？

300
00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:40,805
‎莎拉提到的？

301
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:41,805
‎我認為…

302
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:43,325
‎我認為就是這個了

303
00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:45,245
‎我以為妳說算命很中古世紀？

304
00:12:45,325 --> 00:12:47,485
‎對，但我重新評估了一切

305
00:12:47,565 --> 00:12:48,645
‎又怎麼樣了？

306
00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:51,285
‎喔，對，我們車廂有個
‎臨時派愛爾蘭共和軍躲著

307
00:12:51,365 --> 00:12:52,285
‎不！

308
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,005
‎我書籤掉了！我找不頁面了！

309
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:58,245
‎天哪，這天從糟糕變更糟了！

310
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,005
‎稍微看狀況好嗎，克萊兒？

311
00:13:00,085 --> 00:13:01,805
‎我大概可以喜歡上他

312
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,765
‎我們何不打電話給警察？

313
00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:07,045
‎因為這裡事情不是這樣的，詹姆斯

314
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,805
‎這裡事情怎麼樣？

315
00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,365
‎怎麼樣？

316
00:13:10,445 --> 00:13:12,405
‎你們可以解釋給我聽嗎？

317
00:13:12,485 --> 00:13:16,165
‎因為我有時候覺得像身處無稽的世界

318
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,005
‎冷靜點，詹姆斯

319
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:20,565
‎對，別這麼混帳，詹姆斯

320
00:13:24,445 --> 00:13:26,245
‎-還有其他事還是…
‎-有

321
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,445
‎對，還有其他事

322
00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:31,285
‎聽著，我知道你們有問題
‎我不想解釋太多

323
00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:33,285
‎對，我們真的需要你下車

324
00:13:33,365 --> 00:13:36,245
‎也許別煩他，又不會怎樣？

325
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:38,285
‎檢查哨要是臨檢我們怎麼辦？

326
00:13:38,565 --> 00:13:40,365
‎軍隊要是要求檢查車輛怎麼辦？

327
00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:42,645
‎那些混帳只在乎遊行

328
00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:44,165
‎他們不會理我們的

329
00:13:44,245 --> 00:13:45,725
‎-說得好
‎-你別插嘴

330
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:47,205
‎對，進去吧，小子

331
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,165
‎爸？

332
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,645
‎妳要我怎麼做？

333
00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:51,285
‎把這小子丟在荒野嗎？

334
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:52,725
‎但這很危險，喬

335
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,285
‎他很危險

336
00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:55,485
‎我並不危險

337
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,845
‎老實說，艾莫特

338
00:13:57,925 --> 00:14:00,285
‎你要是危險就不會自稱危險了

339
00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:01,405
‎是沒錯

340
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:04,965
‎你們聽得到嗎？

341
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:06,085
‎聽到什麼？

342
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,245
‎快點，艾莫特，出來

343
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,925
‎待在原處，小子

344
00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:11,685
‎滴答聲

345
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:15,365
‎這是…滴答聲

346
00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:18,165
‎我不想開車載他到邊界

347
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:19,605
‎好

348
00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,325
‎我來載他

349
00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:25,525
‎天哪！

350
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:28,405
‎我們都牽扯進去了，爸

351
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:31,165
‎我們一家人一起決定

352
00:14:33,445 --> 00:14:35,205
‎炸彈！他有炸彈！

353
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,045
‎聽著，媽咪！聽著！

354
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,645
‎艾琳，那只是個大時鐘

355
00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:45,725
‎（佩姬快餐）

356
00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:52,285
‎這算幫助和教唆

357
00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:53,685
‎這可要坐很久的牢的

358
00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:55,205
‎我們得冒這個險

359
00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:56,285
‎不對，喬

360
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:57,925
‎我們不用冒這個險

361
00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,085
‎我們不該冒這個險

362
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,405
‎你不准頂嘴，小子

363
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,405
‎他看來是個好人，傑瑞

364
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:03,605
‎我們得脫離這情況

365
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,805
‎要是脫離不了呢，爸？

366
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,845
‎我們要是不幫她
‎他因為我們知道太多而殺了我們呢？

367
00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:08,965
‎我喜歡他

368
00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:10,285
‎我認為他很有個性

369
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,605
‎-嗯？
‎-我要一杯茶

370
00:15:14,685 --> 00:15:16,685
‎-我也是
‎-我也是，謝了

371
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:20,285
‎給小朋友喝可樂
‎妳想要什麼，莎拉？

372
00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:23,365
‎-我想要喝伏特加
‎-兩杯

373
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,565
‎我們不賣酒

374
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:27,645
‎那我喝茶就好

375
00:15:28,085 --> 00:15:29,205
‎食物呢？

376
00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:31,125
‎我們還在看

377
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,085
‎好吧

378
00:15:33,405 --> 00:15:36,925
‎一個漢堡兩鎊半，我們只能用看的

379
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,605
‎別管我，只是拿刀子

380
00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:42,565
‎我猜你們還沒決定？

381
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:43,765
‎我會決定的，小子

382
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:46,685
‎沒有壓力，需要我的話，我在那邊

383
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:49,445
‎他要拿刀做什麼？

384
00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,085
‎他在吃午餐

385
00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,885
‎天哪，但他牙齒很好，對吧？

386
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,605
‎沒錯，但是…

387
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,445
‎老實說

388
00:15:57,925 --> 00:15:58,845
‎他的頭髮

389
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,285
‎妳看得到幾撮紅髮嗎？

390
00:16:00,765 --> 00:16:01,965
‎妳一提，好像有

391
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,285
‎天知道他褲底有什麼怪獸

392
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:06,565
‎那真是顧慮

393
00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:10,565
‎跟逃犯度過餘生不算顧慮？

394
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:12,445
‎沒錯

395
00:16:18,725 --> 00:16:20,605
‎-嘿
‎-你好嗎？

396
00:16:26,045 --> 00:16:27,245
‎你應該知道我是誰

397
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,685
‎-對
‎-你感覺得到

398
00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:31,925
‎不，我是說我記得妳跟他們一夥的

399
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,805
‎聽著，我只想說

400
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,285
‎我們之間顯然有羈絆

401
00:16:37,365 --> 00:16:39,285
‎-有嗎？
‎-肉體的吸引

402
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,645
‎-對我還沒有用
‎-好

403
00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:44,525
‎我不是說我不會喜歡上你
‎你長得不難看

404
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:46,765
‎-謝謝
‎-但你的紅髮…

405
00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:48,765
‎我有一點

406
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:50,165
‎-些微的恐懼
‎-我不是紅髮

407
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:51,365
‎明明有一點

408
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,365
‎我不會說一切順遂

409
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:55,845
‎但我願意嘗試

410
00:16:57,245 --> 00:16:58,085
‎太好了

411
00:16:58,805 --> 00:17:00,965
‎雖然我有點作噁

412
00:17:01,205 --> 00:17:02,085
‎好

413
00:17:05,085 --> 00:17:06,445
‎妳真的認為這有用？

414
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:07,965
‎牌會告訴我們怎麼做？

415
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,405
‎當然了，值得一試

416
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,565
‎喔，妳看看

417
00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:13,765
‎牌說什麼？

418
00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:17,285
‎我認為…我不確定，但是

419
00:17:17,525 --> 00:17:20,645
‎牌說妳該離開傑瑞

420
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,245
‎我多年前就說過了，我可不是靈媒

421
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,845
‎好，聽著，我還沒聽到好理由

422
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:30,885
‎說載那傢伙過國界是好主意的

423
00:17:31,165 --> 00:17:32,005
‎媽的，他來了

424
00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:37,085
‎我真的不想這樣做

425
00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:38,525
‎天哪！

426
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:39,925
‎趴下！

427
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:41,525
‎各位，趴下！

428
00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:42,605
‎她有什麼問題嗎？

429
00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:43,845
‎住手，艾琳

430
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:49,485
‎抱歉，艾莫特，你說什麼？

431
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,445
‎我不想趕鴨上架

432
00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:55,165
‎但我得強調我狀況的嚴重性

433
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:56,765
‎-還要點什麼嗎？
‎-妳知道嗎？

434
00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:58,725
‎我要點超級繽紛聖代

435
00:17:59,325 --> 00:18:00,565
‎好

436
00:18:01,765 --> 00:18:02,805
‎你們得幫幫我

437
00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,845
‎我們這樣做就是犯法

438
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:09,005
‎你承認殘暴
‎帝國壓迫者的法制，是吧？

439
00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:11,645
‎他們要是能讓我坐20年牢
‎那麼艾莫特，對，我承認

440
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:12,685
‎聽著

441
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,365
‎你殺過人嗎，小子？

442
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,285
‎沒有

443
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,165
‎-沒直接殺過
‎-這就對了

444
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,405
‎那就對了

445
00:18:20,485 --> 00:18:22,045
‎我不認為這有什麼對的，喬

446
00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:23,885
‎你知道你有什麼問題嗎，喬？

447
00:18:24,285 --> 00:18:26,765
‎-你真是膽小鬼
‎-我不是膽小鬼

448
00:18:27,085 --> 00:18:29,405
‎-你連自己的陰影都怕
‎-才怪！

449
00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:31,245
‎那就長蛋蛋幫這傢伙吧！

450
00:18:31,725 --> 00:18:34,605
‎我有蛋蛋，非常感謝！

451
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,085
‎真的嗎，爹地？

452
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:37,605
‎你連小女孩都怕

453
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:38,925
‎-什麼小女孩？
‎-服務生

454
00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:42,405
‎你點了一杯茶，她給你可樂

455
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:44,365
‎你只坐在那邊說“甜美私處沒關係”

456
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:46,325
‎你爺爺說“私處”

457
00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:47,925
‎因為我喜歡可樂！

458
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,845
‎她的服務態度很不好

459
00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:52,205
‎-對，很糟糕
‎-有人該說點什麼的

460
00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:54,765
‎對，傑瑞！你該說點什麼！

461
00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,045
‎我會的，沒問題

462
00:18:57,685 --> 00:18:58,525
‎我就說點什麼

463
00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,285
‎不好意思！

464
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:04,885
‎不好意思

465
00:19:10,165 --> 00:19:13,925
‎-什麼？
‎-我只想說我…

466
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:15,405
‎點的是茶

467
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,445
‎妳卻給我可樂，這樣不能接受

468
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,925
‎-但你喝了可樂
‎-這不是重點

469
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,525
‎妳的服務很糟糕

470
00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:26,765
‎妳的態度更糟、不夠好

471
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,365
‎我就…

472
00:19:29,405 --> 00:19:31,445
‎-我給你端茶來
‎-最好是

473
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:34,725
‎對不起

474
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,325
‎我今天聽到壞消息

475
00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:45,885
‎我沒辦法專心

476
00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,165
‎也許有點分心了

477
00:19:51,245 --> 00:19:55,765
‎-對不起，我來清…
‎-不，算了

478
00:19:57,525 --> 00:20:00,405
‎我馬上端茶來，先生

479
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:09,565
‎根本沒必要這樣

480
00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:12,045
‎-天哪，傑瑞
‎-真嚴厲

481
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,885
‎-真糟糕
‎-可憐的女孩

482
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:15,965
‎我不敢相信你竟然這樣，爹地

483
00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:16,965
‎我…

484
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,165
‎你叫我說的

485
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,325
‎我怎麼會知道？

486
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:24,485
‎你們別盯著我看了好嗎？

487
00:20:26,885 --> 00:20:27,725
‎好吧

488
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,485
‎好

489
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,045
‎你們知道嗎？好

490
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:35,365
‎我受夠你們了！

491
00:20:38,085 --> 00:20:40,165
‎還有之前的事

492
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:43,125
‎我是在裝成澳洲遊客，好嗎？

493
00:20:43,205 --> 00:20:46,045
‎我認為我的口音很像

494
00:20:46,605 --> 00:20:49,405
‎不好意思，老友
‎能幫我們離開這裡嗎？

495
00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:52,125
‎超像的！

496
00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:57,685
‎好

497
00:20:58,845 --> 00:21:01,005
‎不管怎樣，我們得決定要做什麼

498
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:01,925
‎我們投票吧

499
00:21:02,325 --> 00:21:03,525
‎丟下他

500
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,645
‎我投離開丟下他

501
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:08,245
‎我投不管怎樣都帶走他

502
00:21:08,845 --> 00:21:09,925
‎我投帶走他

503
00:21:10,045 --> 00:21:12,205
‎-我也是
‎-我不能決定

504
00:21:12,285 --> 00:21:13,445
‎我決定了

505
00:21:13,525 --> 00:21:15,565
‎但我不敢說我決定了什麼

506
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,405
‎我們擲硬幣決定怎樣？

507
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,885
‎（反抗軍去死）

508
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:34,965
‎真有趣

509
00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:38,685
‎頭像就帶走共和軍小子

510
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,045
‎背面就丟下他

511
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,285
‎好了嗎？

512
00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:42,245
‎那好吧

513
00:21:48,525 --> 00:21:50,005
‎這是什麼？魚？

514
00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:50,925
‎這是海豚對吧？

515
00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:53,085
‎看起來像白鯨

516
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:55,005
‎媽的，我用了愛爾蘭鎊，對吧？

517
00:21:55,085 --> 00:21:56,325
‎另一邊是什麼？

518
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:58,205
‎-豎琴
‎-“豎琴”應該是頭像

519
00:21:58,285 --> 00:21:59,765
‎魚應該是背面

520
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,805
‎有道理，對，因為魚有尾巴

521
00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:04,485
‎我們何不用真的錢來擲？

522
00:22:04,805 --> 00:22:06,765
‎-這是真錢，莎拉
‎-妳懂我的意思

523
00:22:06,845 --> 00:22:07,725
‎正常的錢

524
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:10,405
‎-好吧，誰有十便士？
‎-是他！

525
00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:14,525
‎我們家的壁畫噴漆

526
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:15,925
‎是艾莫特幹的

527
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:16,965
‎我能證明

528
00:22:17,285 --> 00:22:19,205
‎狡猾的小混帳！

529
00:22:19,285 --> 00:22:20,725
‎你這天殺的線人！

530
00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:22,205
‎艾莫特上哪去了？

531
00:22:23,365 --> 00:22:24,325
‎他在那裡

532
00:22:30,005 --> 00:22:31,205
‎那是吉姆的帳篷嗎？

533
00:22:37,645 --> 00:22:38,565
‎他在做什麼？

534
00:22:51,925 --> 00:22:53,925
‎我叫你看好帳篷的

535
00:22:54,085 --> 00:22:55,605
‎你沒有！你叫他看好帳篷的

536
00:22:55,685 --> 00:22:58,365
‎啊，責怪這小子！真是大肚量！

537
00:23:01,845 --> 00:23:02,685
‎天哪

538
00:23:03,765 --> 00:23:05,365
‎吉姆第二好的帳篷

539
00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:08,325
‎我要怎麼告訴他？

540
00:23:35,925 --> 00:23:37,925
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