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All I'm saying is
I find it difficult to believe.
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But it's the truth, Mary.
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-[Mary] Really?
-Honest to God.
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So, if I was to go next door and open
that washing basket of yours...
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You wouldn't find any darks.
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What, do you think I'm holding
out on you?
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I don't know what to believe.
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Listen, I've plenty of coloreds.
You're welcome to my coloreds.
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I'm not interested
in your coloreds, Sarah.
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It's darks I need. Oh, listen, Da.
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Do not be starting at me
about darks, Mary.
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I've given you whatever darks I have.
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Stick on a half load
and be done with it, woman.
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A half load goes against everything
I stand for. You know that, Da.
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You away to do the big shop, Da?
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Aye. Gerry! Gerry!
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I don't see why that useless drip
you call a husband has to be coming.
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Because someone needs to drive
and you've been suspended, again.
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-What did you do this time, Daddy?
-[Joe] Nothing!
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It's RUC discrimination.
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The only crime I committed
was to be born a Catholic.
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Gerry's never been suspended
and he's a Catholic.
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He's also a prick, but that's by the by.
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-Cut that out, Da.
-Found some.
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-Oh!
-Found some, Mary.
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-Great.
-Right. That's us away.
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Have a nice time.
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Tell that Free State fucker
to shift his hole.
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[door opens]
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I'm sure we will.
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There's no shame in doing a half load,
you know, Mary.
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I can't, Sarah. I physically can't.
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[overlapping chattering]
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["Ice, Ice, Baby" by Vanilla Ice plays]
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♪ Ice, ice, baby ♪
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♪ Ice, ice, baby
All right, stop ♪
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Hey! Let me look at that.
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You call that clean, do you?
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Different standards, you see, Mary.
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You're not in England now, son.
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Orla was the one who washed it.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay. I have had it with you, James,
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and your picking, picking, picking,
and I won't take it anymore.
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-Do you hear me?
-Is everything okay, Orla?
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[Sarah] I warned you, Orla.
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You're putting yourself
under too much pressure.
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Can't fail, Mammy.
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Since when have you
been troubled by exams?
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Exams? What are you on about, Erin?
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-What are you on about, Orla?
-Step.
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-I'm sorry?
-Step aerobics.
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Orla's got really into step aerobics.
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Her instructor says she's a natural.
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Says she's got what it takes
to go all the way.
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All the way in step aerobics?
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But it's out of control now, Mary.
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She's stepping morning, noon and night.
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Apart from anything else, it's dangerous.
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She nearly came
through the ceiling yesterday.
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Okay, she might be gifted,
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but I just want her
to have a normal childhood.
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I won't give it up. I can't.
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Listen to yourself, love.
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Now, whites.
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♪ Word to your mother ♪
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♪ Ice, ice, baby
Too cold ♪
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♪ Ice, ice, baby
Too cold, too cold ♪
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♪ Ice, ice, baby
Too cold, too cold ♪
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♪ Ice, ice, baby
Too cold, too cold ♪
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I got my eye on you, boy.
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Jesus, Joe.
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What are you doing here?
Meeting your fancy woman, I suppose.
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No, I'm not. I'm collecting Mary's
photographs.
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And if I was having an illicit rendezvous
with my mistress,
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I'm not sure that the supermarket
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that my father-in-law
is doing the big shop in
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-would be the best place for it, really.
-"Quinn", you said?
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-That's right. Great.
-Here we go.
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That'll be £3.75, please.
And have you got your wee docket there?
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-Yeah, I do.
-It's a wee red slip of paper,
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-about yea big.
-Yeah.
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-Dark blue lettering, it has.
-Yeah, I know.
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Not a navy blue, more like a royal blue.
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I know what it looks like.
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Times New Roman,
I believe the font is called.
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-I just can't find it.
-Prick.
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Uh, look, I'm sorry.
Do you absolutely need it?
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I'm afraid I do, sir, yes. Proof of ID.
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But you have my surname
written on it there.
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How do I know that's your surname?
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Because I told you it was my surname.
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-You could be lying.
-Why would I lie?
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To get your hands
on someone else's photos.
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Why would I want somebody else's photos?
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Who would pay for somebody else's photos?
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-Stalker, maybe.
-Yeah, exactly. Very good, sir.
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-A stalker.
-I'm not a stalker.
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Look, why don't you just go home
and have a wee look for your wee docket?
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No. This is ridiculous.
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Just open that up
and take out one of the photos.
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You see? That's me wife there.
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How do I know you're not
just telling me that?
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'Cause that's me standing beside her.
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I suppose you do look a bit like
this man.
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I am this man.
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-It could be you.
-It's definitely me.
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My name is Gerry Quinn.
This is my father-in-law, Joe.
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He can vouch for me.
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I've never seen this man
before in my life.
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No docket, no photographs.
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♪ We'll be together
Like birds of a feather ♪
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-♪ Like some things are meant to be ♪
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-Great.
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♪ One way or another ♪
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♪ You know we'll be together ♪
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♪ Because I know he loves me ♪
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♪ I'm sending a message to
Anyone that flirts with you ♪
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Ten copies of each, please,
and Jenny wants a tea.
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Okay, guys.
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Don't forget, entries for our "searching
for myself " writing competition
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are to be placed here.
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If you could all spread
the word, that'd be fabby-dabby-do.
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-Fabby-dabby-dick.
-Can I have your attention, please?
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Get down. Get down.
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I've received a phone call from
Louise Kerr's mother,
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-and it's not looking great.
-Oh, God.
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I just can't believe it.
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It's unlikely she'll be returning
to school before the end of the year,
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so I think the only thing
we can do now is--
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-Pray for her?
-No. What use would that do?
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No, I think the best thing we can do
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is decide who will fulfill
the role of editor now.
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Sister Michael, some of us have actually
already discussed this eventuality,
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and the thing is, well,
nobody's comfortable
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stepping into Louise's shoes.
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It feels a bit, sort of, disrespectful.
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We think this issue should be canceled.
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Right, well, fair enough,
if nobody is willing to take her place--
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-I'll do it.
-Excuse me?
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I'll take her place.
I'll step into her shoes.
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-I'll do it.
-Really?
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-Absolutely.
-[Jenny] No, you can't.
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We are making a statement.
You're ruining our statement.
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Look, girls,
I know Louise meant a lot to you all.
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-She's not dead, Erin.
-Well, not yet.
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Hopefully, she won't, you know, die,
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but if she does, the show must go on.
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Isn't that right, Sister Michael?
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You terrify me.
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You can't be the editor.
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You've never written an article, Erin.
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That's because I can't get anything
past Rupert Murdoch over there.
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This isn't fair.
You can't let it happen, Sister.
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I know, but I'm bored now,
so it looks like I probably will.
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Good luck, all.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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How could you have lost
the wee docket, Gerry?
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Aye, everybody knows
you have to hang on to the wee docket.
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Look, I've said that I'm sorry.
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They were my birthday photos,
for God's sake.
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There's definitely grounds
for an annulment here, Mary.
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I mean, you only turn 33 once.
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You've been 33 a few times now,
in fairness, Mary.
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Well, aren't you a brave man,
given the circumstances?
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Mary, come on. Would you not reconsider?
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-[Mary] No, Da.
-[Joe] Please, love.
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-Just the once.
-I'm not letting you hit him, Da.
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I'm devastated. That was when I lost
the half-stone
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doing the Rosemary Conley, as well.
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My collar bone was sort of
poking through my skin.
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Do you remember, Mary?
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Aye, you were far too thin, Sarah.
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No, it was. It was brilliant,
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and now I haven't got so much
as a photograph to look back on.
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Look, it's gone. The docket's gone.
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-Why don't we just move on?
-Why don't you just move out?
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Guess who's been made editor
of the school magazine!
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Me! I have.
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-Can you believe it?
-[Mary] Oh, Christ. My whites.
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I think I know what happened
to the wee docket.
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["If My Friends Could See Me Now" playing]
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[school bell rings]
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♪ If they could see me now
That old gang of mine ♪
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♪ I'm eatin' fancy chow
And drinkin' fancy wine ♪
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♪ I'd like those stumblebums
To see for a fact ♪
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♪ The kind of top-drawer
First-rate chums I attract ♪
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♪ All I can say is
"Wow, look at where I am" ♪
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♪ I landed, pow
Right in a pot of jam ♪
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Dick.
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♪ If my friends could see me-- ♪
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Good morning, team!
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[door closes]
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Where is everyone?
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They quit.
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What? You're not serious.
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They all think what you did
was pretty out of order, Erin.
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-I see.
-And that you're a bit ruthless.
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-Okay.
-And cold.
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Right.
-Nobody really has any respect for you.
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Yes, all right, thank you.
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Well, I appreciate that
you're still here, Aisling.
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I really do. I'm not gonna lie.
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Just the two of us, it's gonna be tough,
205
00:09:08,325 --> 00:09:12,445
but if you're not afraid of the challenge,
then neither am I.
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Yeah. I only came back
because I forgot my inhaler.
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Fine. Puff off.
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I don't need you. I don't need any of you.
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I've got my own people, and we'll show
you up for the amateurs that you are.
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My people are shit hot. Do you hear me?
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Shit hot!
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[James] Okay. Right. Okay.
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How do I do a new line again?
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[Michelle] Return. Jesus, James.
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-How many times?
-Return.
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-I can't understand.
-[copier beeping]
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-Come on!
-Seriously?
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Will you be quiet?
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I'm trying to get my creative juices
flowing over here.
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Okay. You're gonna have
to never say that again.
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Enough. Come on.
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We need to make a call on our late story.
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Okay. So, let's...
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Would you stop doing that, please?
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I can't let my heart rate drop,
I'm afraid, Erin.
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Let's just run through
some of our favorite ideas.
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So, firstly, animals.
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-Animals. Can someone elaborate?
-[Erin] Yeah.
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So, this concept would focus on animals,
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alongside pictures of famous people
who look a bit like animals.
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-Michelle Pfeiffer looks like a cat.
-Exactly.
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[James] Okay. Right. Animals.
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Uh, what's the next one? Shoes of the--
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-Shoes of the world.
-And that involves...?
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So, this piece would concentrate
on different shoes from around the world,
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sitting alongside pictures of, you know,
different shoes from around the world.
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Okay.
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So, like, how in Russia
they wear boots because--
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-It's Baltic.
-And in India they wear sandals because--
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It's boiling.
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So that's it, is it?
242
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Thoughts?
243
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:55,405
I'm not totally convinced
by either of them, if I'm honest.
244
00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:01,845
Oh, my God. They're shit.
245
00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:05,645
They're absolutely shit.
246
00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:10,205
How can we print this utter shit?
247
00:11:10,285 --> 00:11:12,685
-Okay, don't panic.
-Don't panic?
248
00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:14,445
Don't panic, James?
249
00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:17,365
"Shoes of the world".
What does that even mean?
250
00:11:17,445 --> 00:11:19,685
-Yeah, we're fucked.
-[Erin] No. It's okay.
251
00:11:19,765 --> 00:11:21,245
It's gonna be okay.
252
00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:25,125
We-we-we just need to change
our approach slightly.
253
00:11:25,205 --> 00:11:26,805
The writing competition?
254
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:29,685
Exactly. There's bound to be
something in here we can steal.
255
00:11:29,765 --> 00:11:31,605
We can just steal something,
256
00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:33,605
and we'll-we'll just steal someone's idea
257
00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,085
and we'll pass it off as our own.
258
00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:37,725
Journalistic integrity at its finest.
259
00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,485
"Searching for Myself"?
What a load of balls.
260
00:11:40,845 --> 00:11:42,925
-Oh, my God.
-Let's see.
261
00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:46,285
"Suffocation: The Secret Life
of a Gay Teenager".
262
00:11:47,845 --> 00:11:49,285
It's anonymous.
263
00:11:51,165 --> 00:11:52,805
-It wasn't me.
-[Erin] No.
264
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:56,805
This was written by a girl.
A real-life lesbian walks among us.
265
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,765
I don't really believe in lesbians.
266
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,805
This is perfect. We'll just print this.
267
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:03,325
-Come on, Erin, you can't do that.
-Why not?
268
00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:05,565
We'll get in trouble,
real trouble, big trouble.
269
00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,365
You're not afraid of a bit of
controversy?
270
00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:09,845
Yes. Actually, yes, I am.
271
00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:12,365
Something like this could go
on our permanent record, Erin.
272
00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:14,125
And what's more important, Clare?
273
00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:18,885
Your permanent record
or... telling this poor girl's story?
274
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,165
My permanent record.
275
00:12:21,245 --> 00:12:23,565
-Count me out.
-Fine.
276
00:12:23,645 --> 00:12:25,965
Well, this issue of The Habit
will go down in history!
277
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,725
In history, I say!
278
00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:30,285
You seriously need to chill the fuck out.
279
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,565
[Sister Michael] Not happening.
280
00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:39,845
-But, Sister Michael--
-Don't even think about arguing.
281
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,685
I can't be doing
with the board of governors
282
00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,605
getting wind of something like this
at the moment.
283
00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:45,485
They're a thorn in my ass
at the best of times.
284
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,645
I mean, for God's sake, Erin,
what happened to "Shoes of the World"?
285
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,165
This is more important.
286
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,965
This is about, you know, gay rights.
287
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:56,645
I see. And I take it that's what
the camp shirts are in aid of.
288
00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:58,765
A very serious uniform violation,
by the way.
289
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,925
But let's take one problem at a time,
shall we?
290
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,845
This isn't a problem, Sister.
291
00:13:02,925 --> 00:13:05,445
This is groundbreaking journalism.
292
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,245
They are not to be distributed tomorrow.
Do I make myself clear?
293
00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:10,885
But that's censorship.
294
00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:13,405
Well done. You are correct.
295
00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:15,245
You're being censored, now go.
296
00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,805
You see, I was so focused on
pissing off that gobshite
297
00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:28,685
my eldest girl's unfortunate enough
to be married to,
298
00:13:28,765 --> 00:13:30,965
that I completely lost sight of the fact
299
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,445
that they were really her birthday photos.
300
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:35,405
And my other girl, my younger girl,
301
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:39,445
well, she was looking very slim
at the time, so go and grab them for me,
302
00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:41,125
there's a good fella.
303
00:13:41,205 --> 00:13:42,645
I can't accept that.
304
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,165
I think something's been lost
in translation here, boy.
305
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,445
Here, Daddy. Get a whiff of that.
306
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,765
-Oh, that's very nice, love.
-It's you.
307
00:13:54,685 --> 00:13:56,765
-[Sarah] What?
-The photographs.
308
00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,365
Well, I remember you.
309
00:13:58,445 --> 00:13:59,765
I couldn't forget you.
310
00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:02,765
Hope you don't mind me saying this,
311
00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:05,285
but you have a cracking clavicle.
312
00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:09,005
I don't mind, Ciaran.
313
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,645
I don't mind at all.
314
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,045
Oh, for Christ's sake.
315
00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:21,085
It's wrong.
I mean, my God, the injustice of it all.
316
00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:24,285
You should get that one framed
as a wee reminder of your night, Mary.
317
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,525
I'm not in that one.
318
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:27,845
No, but it's stunning of me.
319
00:14:27,925 --> 00:14:30,085
-It is indeed.
-[Joe] Hey, boy.
320
00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:32,445
It's dinner she invited you round for,
not an orgy.
321
00:14:32,525 --> 00:14:36,565
She basically told us we can't print
the story because it's about a lesbian.
322
00:14:36,645 --> 00:14:39,725
Do you not think there's an awful lot
of lesbians about nowadays?
323
00:14:39,805 --> 00:14:41,725
You can't move for lesbians.
324
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:44,005
It's wall-to-wall lesbians out there.
325
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,525
-Really?
-[Joe] It's true.
326
00:14:45,605 --> 00:14:47,405
Brigitte Gallagher, she's a lesbian.
327
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:49,365
Brigitte Gallagher,
who works in the post office?
328
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:52,285
-I believe so.
-Is she not a vegetarian, Da?
329
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,125
Sorry, you're right.
Vegetarian, Brigitte is.
330
00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:58,485
Well, it's an easy mistake to make, Joe.
331
00:14:59,085 --> 00:15:00,285
Can I call you Joe?
332
00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:02,805
-No.
-Right.
333
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:04,925
Welcome to the club, Ciaran.
334
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,645
I'm gonna have to make a stand
about this, Mammy.
335
00:15:07,725 --> 00:15:09,165
Ah, no, you won't, Erin.
336
00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:14,965
The school is trying to erase this young
girl's experience, all because she's gay.
337
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,525
I mean, what if it were me?
338
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,045
What if it were Orla?
339
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,965
Fine, stick up for the wee lesbian.
340
00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:26,085
I just don't understand what they eat.
341
00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:28,685
["Let's Talk About Sex"
by Salt-N-Pepa plays]
342
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,125
Read all about the wee dyke.
343
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,805
We will not be censored!
344
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,845
Lesbians really do exist!
345
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:38,365
I support gays, even though I, myself,
am not actually gay!
346
00:15:38,445 --> 00:15:40,525
-Come on, Clare.
-I don't wanna get involved.
347
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,965
-I'm sorry.
-Coward!
348
00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,845
♪ Come on
Let's talk about sex, baby ♪
349
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,045
♪ Let's talk about you and me ♪
350
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,125
♪ Let's talk about
All the good things... ♪
351
00:15:50,205 --> 00:15:51,405
What's going on?
352
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:55,285
Erin Quinn and her friends
are handing out their magazine.
353
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:57,445
They're ignoring the ban, Sister.
354
00:15:57,525 --> 00:15:59,605
You need to put a stop to it.
355
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,325
Sister, didn't you hear me?
356
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:08,285
Do you know what, Jenny?
I don't think I did.
357
00:16:11,885 --> 00:16:14,565
-Isn't this mad?
-It's all anyone's talking about.
358
00:16:14,645 --> 00:16:17,085
Everyone's buzzing to find out
who she is.
359
00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:20,765
Well, if she ever does reveal herself,
she'll basically be a celebrity.
360
00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:24,965
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody!
361
00:16:25,045 --> 00:16:28,805
Excuse me. Excuse me. [clears throat]
362
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:32,325
I just wanna say,
that if you're looking for the wee lezzer,
363
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:35,285
look no further, because here she is.
364
00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:39,365
Love women.
Can't get enough of the ladies.
365
00:16:39,445 --> 00:16:41,645
Big fan of the fandango.
366
00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:43,845
-Huge. Massive.
-[girl 1] Aye, so's me ma.
367
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,005
Aye, good one.
368
00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:48,005
-[girl 2] You're talking shite.
-Fuck off.
369
00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:51,685
["Girls and Boys" by Blur plays]
370
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:56,405
-Hi.
-It's crawled out from under its rock?
371
00:16:56,485 --> 00:16:59,805
-You should be ashamed of yourself.
-I know. I'm sorry.
372
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,285
It all just made me a bit nervous.
373
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:04,325
Everything makes you nervous, Clare.
You're a walking cack attack.
374
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:06,245
I can't help that.
It's the way God made me.
375
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:10,205
Michelle's running round saying it's her,
that she wrote the story,
376
00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:11,605
that she's the wee lesbian.
377
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,005
As if, like.
378
00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:15,125
-There'd be more chance of it being you.
-It is me.
379
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,165
No, I mean, I'd be less surprised
if it was you.
380
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,045
-It is.
-No, it's not, but if it was--
381
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,565
Erin, it's me.
382
00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:24,125
I'm the wee... lesbian.
383
00:17:24,205 --> 00:17:26,725
-So you are, Clare.
-I'm not joking.
384
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:31,725
You're... you're a lesbian?
385
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:34,165
I've never been brave enough
to say it out loud before,
386
00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:37,725
but I think that's why I wrote the story,
and then it all got too real.
387
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:41,005
I got too scared, but now, well...
388
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,325
you made me realize it's all okay.
389
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:44,925
Don't blame me.
390
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:46,365
What?
391
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:47,765
You fancy girls?
392
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:50,245
Well, that's sort of an entry level
requirement, Erin.
393
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:51,845
-I think I'm gonna boke.
-Do you mind?
394
00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:54,125
-I'm trying to come out to you.
-Well, don't.
395
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:55,405
Don't come out. Go back in.
396
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,125
I don't wanna go back in.
397
00:17:57,205 --> 00:18:01,605
Well, I'm sorry, Clare, but I'm just
not interested in you, not like that.
398
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:04,205
"Not interested in you like that."
Look at the state of you.
399
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:05,965
Oh, come off it.
400
00:18:06,045 --> 00:18:09,325
Your arrogance is staggering, Erin.
401
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,525
Well, you know what else is staggering?
Your gayness.
402
00:18:12,445 --> 00:18:14,685
I really thought you'd understand.
403
00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:18,845
["Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa plays]
404
00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,565
♪ Push it real good ♪
405
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:23,045
♪ Ah, push it ♪
406
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,405
♪ Pick up on this ♪
407
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,645
She won't even talk to me.
408
00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,565
She doesn't even want to sit beside me.
409
00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:38,845
In French, she moved
next to Kiefer Callaghan,
410
00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:42,885
so things must be really bad,
because Kiefer reeks of piss.
411
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,205
Christ's sake.
Is this bastard living with us now?
412
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:47,645
-Daddy's dead funny, isn't he?
-Yeah.
413
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,925
-I just want my old friend back.
-She hasn't gone anywhere, love.
414
00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:56,045
["Money" by DJ Raw Trax plays]
415
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,565
♪ Yeah ♪
416
00:18:57,645 --> 00:18:59,845
♪ I make money
Like so what? ♪
417
00:18:59,925 --> 00:19:02,645
♪ I make money
Like so what? ♪
418
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,525
♪ I make money
Like so what? ♪
419
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,085
♪ Money so phat
That it got its own guts ♪
420
00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:09,845
-Can you blame her?
-Ignore him, Erin.
421
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,485
These gays, they all stick together.
422
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,165
I'm not gay.
423
00:19:13,245 --> 00:19:14,445
What's wrong with being gay?
424
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:17,125
He is such a fucking homophobe.
425
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,605
♪ It's the heart ♪
426
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:28,445
♪ Afraid of breaking ♪
427
00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:30,685
♪ That never ♪
428
00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:34,405
♪ Learns to dance ♪
429
00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:37,005
Now James isn't even speaking to me.
430
00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:39,245
Don't worry about James.
James doesn't count.
431
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:42,725
♪ Afraid of waking ♪
432
00:19:43,805 --> 00:19:46,605
♪ That never ♪
433
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,845
♪ Takes the chance ♪
434
00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:53,765
-♪ It's the ones ♪
-♪ It's the ones ♪
435
00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:57,765
-♪ Who won't be taken ♪
-♪ Who won't be taken ♪
436
00:19:57,845 --> 00:20:03,565
♪ Who cannot seem to give ♪
437
00:20:03,645 --> 00:20:07,005
♪ And the soul ♪
438
00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:10,645
♪ Afraid of dying ♪
439
00:20:10,725 --> 00:20:13,365
♪ That never ♪
440
00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:17,765
♪ Learns to live ♪
441
00:20:18,925 --> 00:20:21,005
[light applause]
442
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,685
Lovely, altogether.
443
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:29,965
You know, every year I sit backstage
listening to the singers,
444
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:34,925
and it really makes me realize
just how talented the professionals
445
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:37,565
who originally recorded
these tracks were.
446
00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:40,165
Now, who's on next?
447
00:20:40,245 --> 00:20:41,925
[lively Celtic music plays]
448
00:20:48,885 --> 00:20:50,885
Christ, this is penance.
449
00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:54,045
I'm not doing it again.
I mean it this time.
450
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,725
Up next we have Orla McCool.
451
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:04,805
Christ.
452
00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:07,685
["Pray" by Take That plays]
453
00:21:24,085 --> 00:21:28,725
♪ When the time grew near
For me to show my love ♪
454
00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:32,005
♪ The longer I stayed away for ♪
455
00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:37,365
♪ Hiding from a word
I need to hear now ♪
456
00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:38,565
[girls giggle quietly]
457
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,525
♪ Don't think I'll hear it again ♪
458
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,685
♪ Don't think I'll hear it again ♪
459
00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:46,405
♪ But the nights
Were always warm with you ♪
460
00:21:47,645 --> 00:21:50,605
♪ Holding you right by my side ♪
461
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,405
♪ Right by my side ♪
462
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,845
♪ But the morning
Always comes too soon ♪
463
00:21:56,605 --> 00:22:00,645
♪ Before I even close my eyes ♪
464
00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:04,165
♪ Yeah
All I do each night is pray ♪
465
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,965
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
466
00:22:07,045 --> 00:22:09,485
[audience laughing]
467
00:22:11,445 --> 00:22:13,605
♪ All I do each night is think ♪
468
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,045
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
469
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,805
What's wrong with her, like?
470
00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:19,285
She's such a dick.
471
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:25,525
Yeah, she might be a dick.
472
00:22:27,565 --> 00:22:29,005
But she's my dick.
473
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:34,125
Actually, she's our dick.
474
00:22:34,205 --> 00:22:36,845
♪ And all of the days and the nights ♪
475
00:22:36,925 --> 00:22:38,725
♪ Oh, I regret it ♪
476
00:22:38,805 --> 00:22:41,325
♪ I never showed you my love ♪
477
00:22:41,405 --> 00:22:43,405
♪ I never showed you my love ♪
478
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,045
Oh, for fuck's sake.
479
00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:50,485
♪ Holding you right by my side ♪
480
00:22:50,565 --> 00:22:52,205
♪ Right by my side ♪
481
00:22:52,285 --> 00:22:56,685
♪ But the morning
Always comes too soon ♪
482
00:22:56,765 --> 00:23:00,885
♪ Before I even close my eyes ♪
483
00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:02,445
♪ Close my eyes ♪
484
00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:04,245
[newscaster] ...in what is
already being described
485
00:23:04,325 --> 00:23:07,765
as one of the worst atrocities
of the Northern Irish conflict.
486
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,965
At least 12 people are thought
to be dead,
487
00:23:10,045 --> 00:23:11,925
and many more wounded.
488
00:23:12,005 --> 00:23:14,765
Emergency services
are urging anyone with medical training
489
00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:16,845
to come to the scene immediately.
490
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:20,165
The device was detonated
at 3:00 p.m. this afternoon.
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The RUC say no warning was given.
492
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["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]
493
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♪ Oh, my life ♪
494
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:30,165
♪ Is changing every day ♪
495
00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:33,405
♪ In every possible way ♪
496
00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:41,565
♪ And oh, my dreams ♪
497
00:23:41,645 --> 00:23:45,085
♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪
498
00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:48,085
♪ Never quite as it seems ♪
499
00:23:51,445 --> 00:23:55,045
♪ I know I felt like this before ♪
500
00:23:55,365 --> 00:23:59,885
♪ But now I'm feeling it even more ♪
501
00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:03,005
♪ Because it came from you ♪
502
00:24:06,685 --> 00:24:10,085
♪ Then I open up and see ♪
503
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:14,525
♪ The person falling here is me ♪
504
00:24:14,605 --> 00:24:17,485
♪ A different way to be ♪
505
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,405
[singer vocalizing]