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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我只想說很難相信

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‎但這是真的，瑪麗

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

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‎我要是去隔壁打開妳的洗衣籃…

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‎妳找不到暗色衣服的

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‎什麼，妳認為我在隱瞞妳？

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‎我不知道要相信什麼

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‎聽著，我有很多有色衣物妳可以洗

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‎我對妳的有色衣物沒興趣，莎拉

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‎我需要暗色衣物，喔，聽著，爸…

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‎別讓我開始說暗色衣服的事，瑪麗

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‎我可以給妳暗色衣服

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‎洗半籃就好了，女人

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‎半籃跟我理念不合，你明知道的，爸

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‎-你要去採購，爸？
‎-對

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‎傑瑞！傑瑞！

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‎我不懂妳那沒用的丈夫為什麼要來

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‎因為有人得開車
‎你駕照被吊銷了…不是第一次

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‎-你這次做了什麼，爹地？
‎-沒有！

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‎這是皇家阿爾斯特警隊歧視

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‎我唯一犯過的罪
‎是生下來就是天主教徒

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‎傑瑞就沒被吊銷過駕照
‎他也是天主教

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‎他也是混帳，但這沒那麼重要

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‎別這樣說，爸！

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‎找到一些暗色衣物了！瑪麗

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‎-太好了
‎-好，我們走了

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‎祝你們愉快

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‎叫那自由邦王八蛋閉嘴

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‎我們會的

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‎洗半籃並不可恥，瑪麗

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‎我不行，莎拉，我真的不行

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‎嘿！我看看

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‎你認為這算乾淨嗎？

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‎不同的標準，瑪麗

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‎你不在英格蘭了，小子

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‎這是歐拉洗的

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‎好

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‎好，我受夠了，詹姆斯！

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‎你一直挑剔我

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‎我受不了了，你聽到了嗎？

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‎妳沒事吧，歐拉？

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‎我警告過妳了，歐拉

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‎妳讓自己壓力太大了

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‎我不能失敗

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‎妳何時開始煩惱考試了？

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‎考試？

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‎妳在說什麼，艾琳？

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‎妳在說什麼，歐拉？

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‎-踏板
‎-什麼？

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‎有氧踏板操

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‎歐拉很迷有氧踏板操

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‎她有氧老師認為她很有天賦

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‎說她有天賦能進這行

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‎進有氧踏板操這行？

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‎但現在失控了，瑪麗

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‎她早中晚都在做踏板操

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‎另外，這也很危險

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‎她昨天差點穿過天花板

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‎好，她可能有天賦

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‎但我要她有正常的童年

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‎我不會放棄的

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‎我不能

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‎聽聽妳自己的話，親愛的

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‎現在…白衣服

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‎（照片沖洗）

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‎我在盯著你看，小子

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‎天哪，喬！

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‎你在那裡做什麼？

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‎跟情婦見面？

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‎不，我在拿瑪麗的照片

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‎我要是跟情婦有不法之約

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‎我不確定在我岳父採購的超市見面

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‎是不是好主意

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‎你說是昆嗎？

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‎-沒錯
‎-來了

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‎-很好
‎-3鎊75

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‎-你有小單子嗎？
‎-有

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‎這是一張這麼大的紅單子

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‎-對
‎-深藍色字體

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‎對，我知道

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‎-不是海軍藍，比較像皇家藍
‎-我知道看起來像什麼

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‎字體名稱應該是“泰晤士新羅馬”

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‎我只是找不到

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‎混帳

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‎聽著，對不起，一定要單子嗎？

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‎不好意思，是的

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‎證件證明

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‎但這上面有我的姓氏

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‎我怎知道這是你姓氏？

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‎因為我說了這是我的姓氏

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‎你可能在說謊

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‎我為何要說謊？

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‎拿別人的照片

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‎我為什麼要拿別人的照片？

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‎誰會付錢買別人的照片？

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‎跟蹤狂？

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‎對，沒錯，很好，跟蹤狂

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‎我不是跟蹤狂

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‎聽著，你何不回家找小單子呢？

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‎不，這太誇張了

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‎打開看其中一張照片就好

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‎你看吧，那是我太太

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‎我怎麼知道你不是只說說？

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‎因為我站在她身邊

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‎你看起來是有點像他

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‎我就是他

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‎-可能是你
‎-絕對是我！

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‎我叫傑瑞昆

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‎這是我岳父喬，他能替我作證

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‎我這輩子沒見過這個人

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‎沒有單子就沒有照片

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‎好

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‎（主題？一、大卡車？
‎二、2000年生活？）

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‎每個十份，珍妮要喝茶

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‎好，各位，別忘了

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‎我們“搜尋自我”的
‎寫作比賽稿件放這裡

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‎你們要是能散佈消息就太棒了

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‎-“大肉棒了”
‎-各位注意

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‎下來

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‎我剛接到路易斯克爾母親來電

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‎情況並不妙

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‎天哪，我不敢相信

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‎她應該年底前不會回來上學了

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‎我認為我們唯一能做的…

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‎-替她祈禱？
‎-不，祈禱有什麼用？

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‎不，我認為能做最棒的事

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‎是決定誰能擔任編輯的任務

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‎麥柯修女，我們有些人已經討論過了

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‎事情是…

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‎沒人能勝任路易斯的職位的

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‎感覺有點…不尊重

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‎我們認為這期雜誌該取消

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‎好，要是沒人願意接的話…

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‎-我來
‎-什麼？

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‎我來接她的職位

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‎-我來
‎-真的嗎？

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‎-沒錯
‎-不行

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‎我們要做個宣言

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‎妳破壞了我們的宣言

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‎聽著，女孩們

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‎-我知道路易斯之前對妳們很重要
‎-她還沒死，艾琳！

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‎是還沒

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‎希望她不會…死掉

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‎但如果她死了

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‎戲要繼續演

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‎對吧，麥柯修女

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‎妳嚇到我了

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‎妳不能當編輯

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‎妳連文章都沒寫過

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‎因為我事事都得經過魯伯特梅鐸

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‎不公平

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‎妳不能讓這事發生

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‎我知道

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‎但我很無聊，所以我大概會准許

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‎祝妳們好運

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‎你怎能丟掉小單子，傑瑞？

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‎大家都知道要留著小單子

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‎聽著，我說過對不起了

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‎那些是我的生日照，天哪

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‎這的確可以當作撤銷婚姻的理由

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‎人只有一次33歲

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‎妳現在已經33歲好幾次了

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‎狀況如此，你還真勇敢

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‎瑪麗，拜託，妳不考慮嗎？

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‎-不，爸
‎-拜託，親愛的

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‎-就這一次
‎-我不會讓你揍他的，爸

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‎我好絕望

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‎那是我減掉3公斤多的時候

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‎我的鎖骨穿過皮膚

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‎妳記得嗎，瑪麗？

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‎對，妳那時太瘦了，莎拉

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‎我知道我很瘦，太棒了

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‎我沒有照片可以回憶了

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‎聽著，照片沒了

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‎小單子不見了

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‎我們何不忘掉就好？

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‎你何不搬出去好了

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‎你們猜誰當上學校雜誌的編輯了

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‎我！

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‎我當上了！

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‎你們能相信嗎？

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‎天哪，我的白衣服！

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‎我知道小單子怎麼了

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‎混帳

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‎早安，團隊！

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‎大家在哪裡？

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‎他們辭職了

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‎什麼？妳說真的嗎？

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‎他們都認為妳很沒分寸，艾琳

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‎我懂了

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‎-認為妳很殘忍
‎-好

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‎-很冷淡
‎-對

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‎沒人真的尊敬妳

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‎對，好，謝謝

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‎我很感激妳還在，艾斯玲

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‎真的

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‎我不說謊，只剩我們兩個會很辛苦的

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‎但妳要是不怕挑戰

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‎那我也不怕

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‎對

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‎我回來只因為我忘了吸入藥劑

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‎好吧，去吧！

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‎我不需要妳！

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‎我不需要妳們！我有自己的人馬！

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‎我們會讓妳們知道妳們有多業餘！

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‎我的人馬超他媽讚的！

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‎妳有聽到嗎？他媽超讚！

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‎好，對

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‎我要怎麼畫一條新線？

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‎輸入

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‎-詹姆斯，幾次？
‎-輸入

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‎我不懂…拜託！

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00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:44,925
‎真的嗎？

215
00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:46,445
‎妳可以靜一點嗎？

216
00:09:46,525 --> 00:09:49,085
‎我想讓創意汁液流動

217
00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,965
‎好，妳不要再說這句話了

218
00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:53,805
‎夠了！拜託，我們得決定頭條

219
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‎好，那麼…我們…

220
00:09:59,405 --> 00:10:01,005
‎妳可以住手了嗎？

221
00:10:01,085 --> 00:10:03,245
‎我不能讓心跳降低，對不起，艾琳

222
00:10:03,605 --> 00:10:06,005
‎我們來檢查幾個最棒的點子

223
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‎那麼首先，“動物”

224
00:10:08,685 --> 00:10:10,805
‎動物，誰能解釋一下嗎？

225
00:10:10,885 --> 00:10:14,245
‎對，這個概念會放在…

226
00:10:14,325 --> 00:10:15,525
‎動物…

227
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‎就放在

228
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‎看起來像動物的名人照片旁

229
00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:20,965
‎蜜雪兒菲佛看起來像貓

230
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‎的確

231
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‎好，動物

232
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,765
‎-下一個呢？鞋子…
‎-世界的鞋子

233
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:28,925
‎這代表？

234
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:33,885
‎這個文章會探討世界上不同的鞋子

235
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:36,805
‎放在照片旁…

236
00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:39,165
‎世界上不同的鞋子

237
00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:40,805
‎好

238
00:10:40,925 --> 00:10:42,925
‎像在俄國，他們會穿靴子，因為…

239
00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:45,605
‎-波羅的海
‎-印度穿涼鞋，因為…

240
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‎很熱

241
00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,565
‎就這樣嗎？

242
00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:51,765
‎有什麼想法？

243
00:10:52,365 --> 00:10:55,405
‎老實說，這兩個我都不是很確定

244
00:10:58,045 --> 00:10:59,965
‎（新聞議題：動物照片
‎世界的鞋子）

245
00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:01,805
‎天哪，這真爛

246
00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:05,525
‎這真的很爛！

247
00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:10,005
‎我們要怎麼印這種爛新聞？

248
00:11:10,245 --> 00:11:12,685
‎-嘿，別慌張
‎-“別慌張”

249
00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:14,205
‎“別慌張”，詹姆斯？

250
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:17,365
‎“世界的鞋子”？這是什麼意思？

251
00:11:17,445 --> 00:11:19,685
‎-對，我們完了
‎-不，沒關係

252
00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:22,285
‎會沒事的，我們…

253
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,125
‎我們得稍微改變一下方法

254
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,805
‎寫作比賽？

255
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,685
‎沒錯，這裡應該有東西可以偷

256
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:31,605
‎我們可以偷東西就好

257
00:11:31,685 --> 00:11:35,085
‎我們該偷點子，當成自己的

258
00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:37,245
‎真是記者風骨

259
00:11:37,325 --> 00:11:39,485
‎“搜尋自我”真是狗屁

260
00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:41,605
‎天哪

261
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‎來看看

262
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,285
‎“窒息：同性戀青少年的秘密生活”

263
00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:49,085
‎這是匿名的

264
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:52,325
‎不是我

265
00:11:52,405 --> 00:11:54,365
‎不，這是女生寫的

266
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:56,805
‎我們身邊有真正的女同性戀

267
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,765
‎我不相信同性戀是真的

268
00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,805
‎太棒了！我們就印這個

269
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,405
‎拜託，艾琳，妳不能這樣

270
00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:03,325
‎為什麼不能？

271
00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:05,565
‎我們會惹上大麻煩的

272
00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,365
‎妳不怕一點爭議，對吧？

273
00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:10,085
‎對！我很怕！

274
00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:12,365
‎這會被放進永久保存紀錄的

275
00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:14,045
‎什麼最重要，克萊兒？

276
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,845
‎妳的永久保存紀錄，還是…

277
00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:18,685
‎訴說這可憐女孩的故事？

278
00:12:19,285 --> 00:12:21,165
‎我的永久保存紀錄

279
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,165
‎我退出！

280
00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:23,645
‎好吧！

281
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:26,005
‎但這期《習慣》會進入歷史！

282
00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:27,725
‎我說進入歷史！

283
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,285
‎妳真的得他媽的冷靜點

284
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:34,885
‎（《習慣》女同性戀的秘密！）

285
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,805
‎不可能！

286
00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:38,245
‎可是，麥柯修女…

287
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,565
‎連回嘴都別想

288
00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:41,805
‎我不能讓學校董事會

289
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:43,725
‎現在聽到這種消息

290
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,485
‎他們對我如芒在背

291
00:12:45,805 --> 00:12:48,645
‎天哪，艾琳，“世界的鞋子”怎麼了？

292
00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:50,165
‎這更重要

293
00:12:50,405 --> 00:12:51,365
‎這是關於…

294
00:12:51,445 --> 00:12:52,965
‎妳知道的，同性戀權利

295
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,045
‎我懂了

296
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,725
‎我猜這就是你們制服這樣穿的原因？

297
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:58,765
‎你們違反了制服規定

298
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,925
‎但我們一次解決一個問題，好嗎？

299
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,885
‎這不是問題，修女

300
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,445
‎這是破天荒的新聞

301
00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:07,725
‎這明天不能發行

302
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,245
‎我說得夠清楚了嗎？

303
00:13:09,725 --> 00:13:10,885
‎但這就是審查

304
00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,405
‎做得好，你說對了

305
00:13:13,765 --> 00:13:15,285
‎你們被審查了，走吧

306
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:25,965
‎我太專心要氣死我女兒

307
00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:28,725
‎不幸結婚的那個混帳

308
00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:30,965
‎我完全忘了

309
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:33,325
‎這些是我女兒的生日照

310
00:13:33,405 --> 00:13:35,205
‎我另一個比較小的女兒

311
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,565
‎她那時候看起來很瘦

312
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:40,445
‎幫我拿照片，當個好人

313
00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:42,685
‎我不能接受這個

314
00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:46,165
‎好像沒說清楚，小子

315
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:49,365
‎來，爹地，聞一下

316
00:13:50,445 --> 00:13:51,565
‎喔，真好，親愛的

317
00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:52,765
‎是妳！

318
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:55,165
‎什麼？

319
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:56,685
‎照片

320
00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:58,085
‎我記得妳

321
00:13:58,725 --> 00:13:59,765
‎我忘不了妳

322
00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:02,565
‎我希望妳不介意我這樣說

323
00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:05,285
‎但妳鎖骨真美

324
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:09,205
‎我不介意，開倫

325
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,645
‎我一點也不介意

326
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,285
‎喔，天哪

327
00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:17,605
‎這是錯的！

328
00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:20,805
‎我是說…天哪，真沒天理

329
00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:24,285
‎妳該把這張裝框做紀念，瑪麗

330
00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:25,525
‎那一張沒有我

331
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,885
‎我知道，但我覺得很美

332
00:14:27,965 --> 00:14:29,125
‎沒錯

333
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:32,445
‎小子，她邀你來吃晚餐
‎不是縱慾派對

334
00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:36,565
‎她基本上說我們不能發行故事
‎因為那是女同性戀的故事

335
00:14:36,645 --> 00:14:39,805
‎妳不認為近來有很多女同性戀嗎？

336
00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:41,725
‎女同性戀多到不行

337
00:14:41,805 --> 00:14:44,005
‎外頭一堆女同性戀

338
00:14:44,205 --> 00:14:45,525
‎-真的嗎？
‎-是真的

339
00:14:45,765 --> 00:14:47,405
‎布麗吉佳勒海就是女同性戀

340
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:49,365
‎在郵局工作的布麗吉佳勒海？

341
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:50,285
‎應該是

342
00:14:50,365 --> 00:14:52,285
‎她吃素嗎，爸？

343
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,125
‎抱歉，妳說得對，布麗吉吃素

344
00:14:55,885 --> 00:14:58,845
‎這很容易誤解的，喬

345
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,285
‎我能叫你“喬”嗎？

346
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,365
‎不行

347
00:15:02,045 --> 00:15:02,965
‎好

348
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:04,925
‎歡迎來到俱樂部，開倫

349
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,645
‎我得堅持立場，媽咪

350
00:15:07,925 --> 00:15:09,165
‎啊，不行，艾琳

351
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,325
‎學校想清除這年輕女孩的體驗

352
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:14,965
‎只因為她是同性戀

353
00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,525
‎要是我怎麼辦？

354
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:19,045
‎如果是歐拉怎麼辦？

355
00:15:19,205 --> 00:15:20,965
‎好啦！替女同性戀喉舌

356
00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:26,525
‎我不懂她們吃什麼

357
00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:31,805
‎-讀小女同性戀的故事
‎-我們不願被審查！

358
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,805
‎女同性戀真的存在！

359
00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:38,285
‎我支持同性戀！我本身不是同性戀！

360
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:41,685
‎拜託，克萊兒！
‎-我不想有牽扯，對不起

361
00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:43,085
‎懦夫！

362
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:51,365
‎怎麼回事？

363
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:55,285
‎艾琳昆和朋友在發佈雜誌

364
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:59,165
‎他們忽視了禁令，修女
‎妳得阻止他們

365
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:05,325
‎修女，妳沒聽到嗎？

366
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:08,285
‎妳知道嗎，珍妮？我沒聽到

367
00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:12,565
‎很誇張對吧？

368
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,565
‎大家都在討論這個

369
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:17,085
‎大家都想知道她是誰

370
00:16:17,165 --> 00:16:20,765
‎她要是露面就會變成名人

371
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:25,165
‎不好意思！各位！

372
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,285
‎不好意思！

373
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,125
‎不好意思！對

374
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:30,605
‎我只想說

375
00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:32,885
‎妳們要是想找這個小女同性戀

376
00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:34,245
‎不用再多看了

377
00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:35,285
‎因為她就在這裡

378
00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:39,605
‎我愛女性到不行

379
00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:41,605
‎我很愛私處小可愛

380
00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:43,845
‎-超愛的
‎-我媽也是

381
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,005
‎幹得好

382
00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:46,645
‎他媽的狗屁

383
00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:47,565
‎去死！

384
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,365
‎嗨

385
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:56,445
‎從石頭底下爬出來了，對吧？

386
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:59,485
‎-妳真該為自己感到羞恥
‎-我知道，對不起

387
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:01,405
‎我只是有點緊張

388
00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:04,325
‎妳什麼都會緊張，克萊兒
‎妳是個會走路的拉屎機器

389
00:17:04,405 --> 00:17:06,245
‎我不是故意的，神就這樣造就了我

390
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,725
‎蜜雪兒跑來跑去說是她

391
00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:10,245
‎說她寫了這篇故事

392
00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:11,605
‎說她是個小女同性戀

393
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:12,965
‎好像是

394
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,125
‎-妳比較有可能一樣
‎-是我

395
00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,165
‎不，我是說如果是妳
‎我還比較不驚訝

396
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,045
‎-是嗎？
‎-不是，但是對

397
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,445
‎艾琳！是我

398
00:17:21,845 --> 00:17:22,925
‎我是小…

399
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,125
‎女同性戀

400
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:25,765
‎對，是妳，克萊兒

401
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,725
‎我沒開玩笑

402
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:29,805
‎妳…

403
00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:31,525
‎妳是女同性戀？

404
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:34,645
‎我沒勇敢到說得出來，但是…

405
00:17:34,725 --> 00:17:37,765
‎所以我才寫了那篇故事
‎但變得太寫實了

406
00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,725
‎我很害怕，但現在…

407
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:40,725
‎嗯

408
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:43,325
‎妳讓我知道沒關係

409
00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:44,925
‎別怪我

410
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,765
‎-什麼？
‎-妳喜歡女生？

411
00:17:48,005 --> 00:17:50,245
‎這算是初級條件，艾琳

412
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:51,365
‎我要吐了

413
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,965
‎別這樣好嗎？我想對妳出櫃

414
00:17:53,045 --> 00:17:53,965
‎不要！

415
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,405
‎別出櫃！回去！

416
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:57,125
‎我不想回去

417
00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:59,645
‎對不起，克萊兒，可是…

418
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:01,605
‎我對妳沒興趣，不是這樣

419
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:04,205
‎我也對妳沒興趣，看看妳自己

420
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:06,565
‎喔，別這樣

421
00:18:06,645 --> 00:18:08,845
‎妳自負到真可怕，艾琳

422
00:18:08,925 --> 00:18:11,525
‎妳知道還有什麼也很可怕嗎
‎妳是同性戀！

423
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,685
‎我以為妳瞭解的

424
00:18:20,645 --> 00:18:22,405
‎（才藝表演）

425
00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:27,885
‎（你有才華嗎？）

426
00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:32,245
‎她不跟我說話了

427
00:18:32,765 --> 00:18:35,085
‎她不想坐我身邊

428
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:38,805
‎她在法文課改坐在姬佛佳勒海旁邊

429
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,405
‎事情一定很糟糕，因為姬佛很臭

430
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:45,205
‎天哪！這混帳現在跟我們同住了嗎？

431
00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:47,645
‎-爹地真好笑，對吧？
‎-對

432
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,245
‎我只想跟朋友和好

433
00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:52,925
‎她沒離開，親愛的

434
00:18:54,765 --> 00:18:55,885
‎（才藝表演）

435
00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:08,885
‎妳們能怪她嗎？

436
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:11,485
‎別理他，艾琳，這些同性戀只會互挺

437
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,245
‎我不是同性戀！

438
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,445
‎當同性戀有什麼不對？

439
00:19:14,885 --> 00:19:17,045
‎他真是他媽的恐懼同性戀症

440
00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:36,285
‎詹姆斯也不跟我說話了

441
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,285
‎別擔心詹姆斯，他不算的

442
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:22,565
‎一起表演真好

443
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,485
‎你們知道的，每一年

444
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:32,245
‎我坐在後台聆聽歌手，讓我瞭解到

445
00:20:32,325 --> 00:20:37,125
‎錄製原歌曲的職業歌手有多厲害

446
00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:40,165
‎下一個是誰？

447
00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:48,805
‎（掌聲）

448
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:50,885
‎天哪，這真是懲罰

449
00:20:51,765 --> 00:20:53,965
‎我不要再做了，我說真的

450
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,205
‎下一個是

451
00:20:57,445 --> 00:20:58,725
‎歐拉麥庫爾

452
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:04,565
‎天哪

453
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:17,565
‎她有什麼問題？

454
00:22:17,925 --> 00:22:19,285
‎她是個混帳

455
00:22:23,485 --> 00:22:25,525
‎她可能是個混帳

456
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:29,005
‎但她是我的混帳！

457
00:22:31,285 --> 00:22:34,125
‎她是我們的混帳！

458
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,045
‎喔，天殺的

459
00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:04,245
‎這場被描述為北愛爾蘭衝突

460
00:23:04,325 --> 00:23:07,205
‎最糟糕的殘暴事件

461
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:11,645
‎至少有12個人死亡，很多人受傷

462
00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:14,805
‎緊急服務要求有醫療訓練的人

463
00:23:14,885 --> 00:23:16,845
‎馬上來到現場

464
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:19,965
‎炸彈在下午3點鐘解除

465
00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:22,805
‎皇家阿爾斯特警隊說沒人事先警告

466
00:24:31,765 --> 00:24:34,485
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