1 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,520 ["The Star-Spangled Banner" plays] 2 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,760 [radio announcer] The President of the United States, 3 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,920 Bill Clinton, a committed supporter of the peace process, 4 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,080 will visit both sides of the community during his trip to Belfast, 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,920 before traveling to Londonderry. 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,840 [Granda Joe] He's here! 7 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,640 He's here! He's landed! 8 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:41,680 I know he has, Da. 9 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,400 And look at the state of the place. 10 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,120 I'd better tell Jim across the road. 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,720 Christ, I'm at my wits' end. 12 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,000 Firstly, he's not coming to Derry until tomorrow. 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,920 Have you seen the hack of those skirting boards, Gerry? 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,280 I'd need a week to tackle them. 15 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,880 And secondly, I think it's unlikely he'll call to our house. 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,240 He might call, Gerry. 17 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,560 Aye, he might take a notion. 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,640 I think presidential visits are quite carefully planned. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,400 I'm not sure there's an awful lot of room for notion-taking. 20 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,800 Hope you're right, Gerry, for it's like Beirut in here. 21 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,160 I mean, when was the last time these were bleached? 22 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,640 I couldn't hand Hillary that. 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,080 I'd say she keeps her place shining, Mary. 24 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,840 Sure, she'd put you to shame. 25 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,320 Right, we need to clear this table. 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,800 Jim's bringing his equipment over. 27 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,640 -What equipment? -Them old radio transmitters he collects. 28 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,640 Him and Daddy think they can tap into the CIA system on them. 29 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,680 Excuse me? 30 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,640 Jim really buzzes off radio contact. 31 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,240 You cannot tap the CIA, Joe. 32 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,200 It'll make tracking Clinton down much easier. 33 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,840 Right. I don't think the CIA enjoy people tracking the President down. 34 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,080 I think they can get funny about that type of stuff. 35 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,960 Well, let them try and bloody stop me. 36 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,280 They will stop you, Joe. They're the CIA. 37 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,000 I won't miss my chance. Not again. 38 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,480 You hear me, boy? 39 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,400 What the hell is he planning to do? 40 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:49,080 When JFK came to Dublin, Uncle Colm met him. Daddy didn't. 41 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Things are going to be different this time, I tell you. 42 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,000 JFK spoke to Colm? Christ, that man didn't have much luck, did he? 43 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,800 I'm not sure any of us will get to meet Bill or Hillary. 44 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,160 Some sense at last. 45 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,400 They'll be far too busy. 46 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,280 That's why we've decided to take Chelsea off their hands. 47 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,160 What? 48 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,680 We're going to bring her to Lisnagelvin swimming pool. 49 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,120 -The wave machine's been fixed. -Lovely. 50 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,120 Hope she remembers her swimming cap, Erin. 51 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,640 They've got dead strict about swimming caps. 52 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,919 And that wain has some head of hair on her. 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,480 Dear Jesus. 54 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,160 -Any word from Chelsea? -Not yet. 55 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,960 We sent that letter over a week ago. 56 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,960 Are you sure you got the address right? 57 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,120 Chelsea Clinton, the White House, America. 58 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,400 It just doesn't make any sense. 59 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,800 Did you send it first class? 60 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,480 We're not made of money, Michelle. 61 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,280 -♪ Christmastime ♪ -♪ Silent night ♪ 62 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,680 -♪ Mistletoe and wine ♪ -♪ Holy night ♪ 63 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,440 ♪ Children singing Christian rhyme ♪ 64 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,960 ♪ With logs on the fire ♪ 65 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,400 ♪ And gifts on the tree ♪ 66 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,880 ♪ A time to rejoice ♪ 67 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,080 ♪ In the good that we see ♪ 68 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,560 That totally just wrecked my buzz. 69 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,120 Great stuff altogether. 70 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,000 A fitting rendition of what I consider to be 71 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,360 the most godawful song ever written. 72 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,560 Just one announcement today, girls. 73 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,680 I'm sure many of you will have guessed what it's about. 74 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,320 Although tomorrow is not officially a public holiday, 75 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,520 schools across the city have decided to view it as such 76 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,280 because tomorrow 77 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,680 the President of the United States of America 78 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,720 is coming here, to Derry. 79 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,920 You're a little young to perhaps understand the enormity of this. 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,640 A few short months ago, 81 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,160 this would have been unimaginable, but here we are... 82 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,960 and I for one can barely believe it. 83 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,560 I mean, people in this place stop killing each other for five minutes, 84 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,120 and the whole world loses the absolute run of itself. 85 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,520 This visit concerns me for a number of reasons, girls, 86 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,320 but mostly because I am scared it will give the Pope ideas, 87 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,640 and that's the last thing I need. No. 88 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,120 Our Lady Immaculate will play no part in this farce, 89 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,600 and I expect to see you all here tomorrow morning, business as usual. 90 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:55,680 Is that clear? 91 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,240 [all murmuring] 92 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,800 Is that clear? 93 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,480 Yes, Sister Michael. 94 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,640 And the Father, Son, Holy Spirit... 95 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,960 She can't do this. 96 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,880 -She simply cannot do this. -Well, she's done it, Clare. 97 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,600 But it's history. She's making us miss history. 98 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,920 Ach, but I really wanted to find out 99 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,120 what that Cromwell fella got up to next. 100 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,040 I really enjoy him. 101 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,640 Not history class, Orla. 102 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,800 Real history. History being made. 103 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,360 And Irish people aren't allowed to enjoy Oliver Cromwell, Orla. 104 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,360 -Why? -'Cause he was a fuckin' arsehole. 105 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,160 Look, Bill doesn't even get here till four o'clock tomorrow. 106 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,280 "Bill"? Who are you, his ma? 107 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,040 We've got plenty of time, is all I'm saying. 108 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,120 Do you know how packed that Guildhall Square's gonna be, James? 109 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,360 You'd have to camp overnight just to get a glimpse of him. 110 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,880 Chelsea will sort us out. 111 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,880 -I'm not sure I trust Chelsea anymore. -Aye, Chelsea might be flaky. 112 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,320 She does have crafty eyes. 113 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,800 OK, I'm not comfortable with the Chelsea bashing, girls. 114 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,000 This is the biggest thing that's ever happened here, 115 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,520 that's ever likely to happen here. We should be part of it. 116 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,960 We will be. 117 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,560 Are you suggesting we play truant? 118 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,840 OK, normal people don't call it that, but yes. Yes, I am. 119 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,400 You know what, girls? 120 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,400 Sometimes in order to do the right thing, 121 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,080 you have to do the wrong thing, 122 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:11,840 and on this occasion, right is wrong and wrong is right. 123 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,680 What the fuck are you on about? 124 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,120 Are you going to sack off school or not? 125 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,720 Let's do it. 126 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,640 [Dennis] That'll be £1.99. 127 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,000 Right. 128 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,200 Is there some sort of a problem here, girls? 129 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,520 Not a problem, as such. More of a-a-a question, really. 130 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,520 You think I'm here to answer questions, do you? 131 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,280 Who am I, Magnus fucking Magnusson? 132 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,160 He doesn't answer questions, he asks them. 133 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,040 Pipe the fuck down. 134 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,640 It's just it's pink, white and purple, Dennis. 135 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,160 -So? -Well, it should be red, white and blue. 136 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,440 -Says who? -The rest of the world. 137 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,040 There's also quite a few stars missing. 138 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,320 -No, there's not. -There's only 30 stars here. 139 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,520 There should be 50, because the stars represent the states, so-- 140 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,520 -Some of them left. -Some states left! 141 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,360 -That's right. -Some states left America. 142 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,200 -Yep. -When did this happen? 143 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,080 The other day. 144 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,560 God, that's desperate. 145 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,640 I don't know, 146 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,400 I just feel like if 20 states left the USA, 147 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,000 we might have heard about it. 148 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,280 They didn't want to make it into a big thing. 149 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,400 So, these are the new, modern, up-to-date flags. 150 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,440 They've just brought them out. 151 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,600 OK. It's just, 152 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,200 well, I'm not convinced that's actually true. 153 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,320 Well, why would I lie? 154 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,000 Because you bought a fuckload of dud flags, 155 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,280 and you're trying to get rid of them. 156 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,840 Get out! 157 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,440 What first attracted him to a career in retail, do you think? 158 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,320 [brakes squeak, grind] 159 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,920 Hello there. 160 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,480 Why don't you hop in? 161 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,160 Oh, come on now. Don't be shy. 162 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,680 Help! Stranger! Stranger danger! 163 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,760 Jesus Christ, Erin. 164 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,400 Help! This woman is trying to abduct us! 165 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,880 Help! Fire! There's a fire! 166 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,800 Fire? What the fuck are you on about? 167 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,600 It gets more attention. I read it somewhere. 168 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,280 -Kidnapper! -Help! Fire! 169 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,840 Help! There's a kidnapper on fire! 170 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,160 Will yous all just shut the fuck up? It's fine. 171 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,360 She's not a kidnapper. 172 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,760 Well, who is she? 173 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,160 My Aunt Cathy. 174 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,480 Hello, Mum. 175 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,560 [radio static, indistinct chatter] 176 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,160 [radio static continues] 177 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,960 [TV reporter] The Prime Minister said 178 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,120 that it quite clearly helped to revive... 179 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,160 What exactly is the plan over there? 180 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,280 They're trying to discover the location of the presidential basecamp. 181 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,120 Does that mean which hotel he's staying in? 182 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,600 I think so, aye. 183 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,600 What kept you two? 184 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,800 We have some serious scandal, Mammy. 185 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,280 I'm not interested in any of your old schoolgirl gossip, Erin. 186 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,160 I am. 187 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,520 We just met James' mammy. 188 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:42,200 Cathy Maguire's back? Really? 189 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,760 She tried to set us on fire. 190 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,480 -She did what?! -She didn't. 191 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,280 Jesus, but she's no shame. 192 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,040 Tell me this, wains. How were the eyebrows? 193 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,720 -[Erin] What do you mean? -The eyebrows. 194 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,160 Were they looking well? 195 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,040 I didn't really notice her eyebrows. 196 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,680 Cathy Maguire had the best eyebrows in Derry back in her day. 197 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,680 She could have given Joan Crawford a run for her money. 198 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760 Isn't that right, Mary? 199 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,680 I've no time for Cathy Maguire. 200 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,840 The woman abandoned her own wain, Sarah. 201 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,840 She always was one cold, self-serving, wee madam. 202 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,120 I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about her eyebrows. 203 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,640 Cathy and her eyebrows are two separate entities. 204 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,040 All right, don't be gettin' worked up. 205 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,160 I just think you should be able to compliment a woman's eyebrows 206 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,440 without having her personality dragged into it. 207 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,920 -[doorbell] -Fine, her eyebrows were exceptional. 208 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,440 Thank you. 209 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,000 [Erin yelling] It's Uncle Colm! 210 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,000 Dear God, no. 211 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,120 Everything all right, Colm? 212 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,160 Oh, God, aye. 213 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,080 Well, the old knee's giving me a bit of jip, 214 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,159 but sure, I'll not bore you with the details. 215 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,120 I doubt that. 216 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,400 I felt a twinge there this morning, and I says to myself, says I, 217 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,880 "Colm, you'll need to get that seen to. 218 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,960 You can't let that go," for-- 219 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:47,840 and you'll maybe not remember this, girls, 220 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:51,520 but Maggie Murphy felt a twinge on a Monday, 221 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,520 and on the Thursday of the very same week, 222 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,760 sure didn't she drop dead at the bingo? 223 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,120 And her sitting on a full house, too. 224 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,320 But sure, you can't take it with you, as they say. 225 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,800 God rest her soul. 226 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,800 Is there something we can do for you, Colm? 227 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,920 Oh, I just called round to help with this CIA business. 228 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,520 Who told you about that? 229 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,520 [clears throat] I did, Joe. 230 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,920 Why? 231 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,920 Look, Colm's met JFK. 232 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,920 He has experience with presidents. He'll know what to do. 233 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 No chance. 234 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,240 I'm sorry, Colm, but you can't be part of this. 235 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,600 If you meet Bill Clinton, you'll be a president up. 236 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,360 You'll have two presidents to my one. 237 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,440 I can't have you getting ahead of me, president-wise. 238 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,840 One of his presidents is dead. 239 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,440 -It still counts. -Ssh! 240 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,120 I'll have to even things up again. 241 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,000 [Jim] Ssh, Joe. 242 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,720 I can't spend the rest of my life traipsing about after bloody presidents. 243 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,120 I've other things to be at, girls. 244 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,080 Shut up, Joe. 245 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,200 What the blazes is wrong with you? Mouth! 246 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:44,920 I think I've got something. 247 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,040 Don't toy with me now, Jim. 248 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,440 [garbled voices on radio, static] 249 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,000 Aye, it was a CIA agent, all right. 250 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,320 He said they're taking Bill back to base, 251 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,920 and I know where it is. 252 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,560 We need to move quickly. 253 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,200 -You still OK to drive us? -What? 254 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,360 We need someone to stay in the car, in case things don't go to plan. 255 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,880 So, a getaway driver, essentially. 256 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,880 We're talking worst-case scenario. 257 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,080 We're talking no-case scenario! 258 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,200 [Gerry] Just doesn't make any sense, Jim. 259 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,440 I heard him say it. As clear as day it was. 260 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,680 Burt. Why would they bring him to Burt? 261 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,680 Well, that's what's so clever about it. 262 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,880 Nobody's gonna go looking 263 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,360 for the President of the U.S.A. in Burt now, are they? 264 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,760 If you went about saying Bill Clinton was in Burt, 265 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,680 people would think you were clean mad. 266 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,040 Precisely. 267 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,520 Look, lads, if you want my opinion-- 268 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,880 -We don't. -Grand. 269 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,720 This Clinton boyo is actually America's 42nd president, 270 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,440 which is interesting, now, because JFK, well, he was the 35th. 271 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,080 Why is that interesting? 272 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,040 Well, it's not really, I suppose. 273 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,520 Sometimes I'll just say something to get me from one sentence to the other, Joe. 274 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,600 You know how it is. 275 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,480 Shall we just stop here on the left? 276 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,640 I'm not sure what number Nixon was now, 277 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,000 or your man-- what you call him?-- the beardy fella in the hat, 278 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,280 the one that knocked the old slavery on the head. 279 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,040 -Lincoln. -The very boy. 280 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,040 But then, there was the 27th... 281 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,200 ...America's 30th, 282 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,520 and then there was the lad they named all the vacuum cleaners after. 283 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,040 Jesus wept. How much further, Jim? 284 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,120 It should be just up here on the left. 285 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,720 ♪ ...up next you ♪ 286 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,440 ♪ When I go out... ♪ 287 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,960 We're back in the same place. 288 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,320 And Kennedy, of course, the poor critter. 289 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,280 How? 290 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,400 Lovely fella. Hands on him like shovels. 291 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,160 How the feck are we back in the same feckin' place? 292 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,200 What's going on? 293 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,040 I've driven 178 miles, 294 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,560 and I'm back where I was five feckin' hours ago, Joe. 295 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,320 -That's what's going on. -You stupid bloody eejit. 296 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,200 Thon Reagan character, he was another-- 297 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,400 Stop listing presidents, Colm! 298 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,840 He'll list presidents if he wants to list presidents. 299 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,000 Ah, there it is! 300 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,480 Roscarna Road! That's it! That's what they said! 301 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,840 Well-spotted, Jim. 302 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,120 Good man yourself, Jim. 303 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,040 So, where would we be without you, Jim? 304 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,240 ♪ But I would walk 500 miles ♪ 305 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,840 ♪ And I would walk 500 more ♪ 306 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,920 ♪ Just to be the man... ♪ 307 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,600 Daddy and Gerry not back yet? 308 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,200 They must have had a few drinks and lost track of time. 309 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,600 You know what Bill's like. 310 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,720 God, aye, any excuse to whip out the old saxophone. 311 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,080 -We'd better hit the Guildhall. -You're a bit early, are you not? 312 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,680 Clare's been there since five this morning, Mammy. 313 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,280 It's gonna be jammed. 314 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,840 Anything from Chelsea, girls? 315 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,600 Not a dickybird, Mammy. 316 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,360 It's her loss. That wave machine is absolutely cracker. 317 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,520 Ach, well, at least yous were given the day off, that's something. 318 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,120 We weren't give the day off, Mammy, we're playing truant. 319 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,160 Very good, Orla! 320 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,680 Truant! What is she not, Mary? 321 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,520 -[doorbell] -[Mary] It's open. C'mon in. 322 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,800 All right? 323 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,200 I hope you don't mind, Mrs. Quinn, but... 324 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,960 Ach, Cathy, it's yourself. 325 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,560 -Long time, girls. -It is indeed. 326 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,760 And fair play to you, Cathy. 327 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,520 You've kept them eyebrows shipshape, so you have. 328 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,720 -Credit where credit's due. -Ach, you're too kind, Sarah. 329 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,760 I'm serious. They're in great nick. 330 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,040 That must be some comfort to you. 331 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,040 I'm sorry? 332 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,600 We heard about your wee divorce. Nightmare. 333 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,800 Yeah, it was a difficult decision, but Paul, my ex, well, 334 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,480 he just became so controlling. 335 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,600 Jesus. Really? 336 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,360 He was unbearable towards the end. 337 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,280 It was always, "Oh, Cathy, why did you stay out all night?" 338 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,240 or "Who was that man you were having dinner with, Cathy?" 339 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,800 He was very insecure. 340 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,520 Wonder why. 341 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600 I mean James' father was the same. 342 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,880 I just seem to attract the possessive, jealous types. I don't know what it is. 343 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:29,960 It's the eyebrows. 344 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,320 Anyway, I hate to impose on you, but I just need to make a quick call, 345 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,480 and unbelievably, my sister doesn't have a phone. 346 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,560 She got rid of it when we racked up that massive bill 347 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,360 ringing Russell Grant's horoscope line. 348 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,480 Didn't see that coming. 349 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,280 James said that you wouldn't mind if I just... 350 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,600 Of course not. Work away. 351 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,440 You're a brick. [laughs] Let me just find my Filofax. 352 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,360 [whispers] A brick? 353 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,920 Are you staying with your Deirdre, then? 354 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,960 Yes, I am, and it's a bloody nightmare, if I'm being honest with you. 355 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,160 I'd forgotten just how small these little houses are. 356 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,800 I really don't know how you do it. 357 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,520 Oh, we struggle through, Cathy, in our teeny tiny house. 358 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,320 But it's all worth it if I get to see my big, handsome boy. [laughs] 359 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,200 He's gonna be the only man in my life from now on. 360 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,440 Aye, right. 361 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,040 I've just missed him so much. 362 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,080 Well, you did dump him here, quite a long time ago. 363 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,840 Mum's had a lot going on. 364 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920 Yeah. 365 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,600 I've actually just started my own business. 366 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,200 It's been a real passion project, a real labor of love, 367 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,480 and it's really starting to take off now, so... 368 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,720 Right. And what sort of area is it? 369 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,960 Self-adhesive labels. 370 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,200 Stickers? 371 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,480 I design high-end, self-adhesive labels. 372 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,440 -You make stickers. -For bespoke gift packages. 373 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,400 -You're a sticker maker? -No. They're not stickers, exactly. 374 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,960 Would there be much money in sticker-making, Cathy? 375 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,440 They're not stickers. Labels. They're labels. 376 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,360 I think it's gonna do really well. 377 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,760 We'd better get going before Clare cacks herself. 378 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,080 You go on, love. You do your thing. 379 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,520 [kisses] See you later. 380 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,160 Before you head, I got you a couple of American flags. 381 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,720 -They're on the sideboard there. -Thank you, Sarah. 382 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,560 They're the new ones, so they are. 383 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,440 They've only just brought them out. 384 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,880 Yes! 385 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,840 [knocks on door] 386 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,000 [Joe] Bill? 387 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,480 [knocks on door] 388 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,800 You in there? 389 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,480 No sign of life, Joe. 390 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,320 What are you at? 391 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,000 Thought I told you to stay in the car. 392 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:24,240 Would it be worth maybe checking next door, Jim? 393 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,120 Right. 394 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,080 So the Clintons are staying in a taxi rank in the arsehole of nowhere 395 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,560 is the thinking now, is it? 396 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,840 It is, Gerry, aye. 397 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,120 Fantastic. 398 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,680 ♪ Didn't they say that I would make a mistake ♪ 399 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,960 ♪ Didn't they say you were gonna be trouble... ♪ 400 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,920 Barry, come in. Come in, Barry. Barry, come in. 401 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 [bell on door dings] 402 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,800 -Excuse me, son. -Where to? 403 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,880 We were just wondering, 404 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,320 have you seen the Clintons knocking about around here? 405 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,240 The Clintons? 406 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,120 We have reason to believe they're staying in this vicinity. 407 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,600 What would the Clintons be doing in Burt? 408 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,760 Heading to chapel, Bill? 409 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840 Aye. 410 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,480 Anyone free to pick up Bill from base, over? 411 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 [radio crackles] 412 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,120 Anyone near base at all, over? 413 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,560 [voice on radio] Aye, back in five. 414 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,760 -[dispatcher] Five minutes, Bill. -Good. 415 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,520 Now, Jim, would you be open 416 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,920 to the following possibility at all, 417 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,920 that it may not have been a CIA agent 418 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,960 you were picking up on that transmitter of yours, 419 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,920 that there is in fact a good chance 420 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,040 it was a taxi dispatcher from Burt 421 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,840 ordering a car here to bring Bill to mass? 422 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,520 Well, he did have a strong Donegal accent, 423 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,000 now that you mention it. 424 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,920 Jesus, Jim. 425 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,200 No. 426 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,040 Ach. 427 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,520 It's the best spot. I got the best spot. 428 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,280 What happened to your face? 429 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,600 See that bitch over there? 430 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,000 [Erin] That wee girl? 431 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,120 She tried to muscle in. Things got ugly. 432 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,840 She'll think twice next time. 433 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,120 You didn't fight that wain, did you, Clare? 434 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,160 I did fight that wain, Erin, and I'll fight that wain again if I have to. 435 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,400 What the fuck is wrong with you? 436 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,599 People have been circling this spot like vultures. 437 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,000 I've managed to hold them off so far, but it's only gonna get tougher. 438 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,839 We must show no weakness. We must be as one. 439 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,079 -Are you on glue? -Come on, link up. 440 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,240 Come on, James. 441 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,359 I need to talk to you, to all of you. 442 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,800 -Later, James. -It can't wait. 443 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,079 Just fuck up and link on. 444 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,440 I'm leaving. I'm going back to London with Mum. 445 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,120 When? 446 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,520 Now. I have to go now. 447 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,120 The taxi's booked. 448 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,360 Sorry, it was all decided so quickly. 449 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,160 I don't understand. 450 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,480 He's not serious. 451 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,800 I am. 452 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,760 You can't leave, James. 453 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,360 This was always gonna happen. 454 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,880 This was never my real life, it was just something that got in the way of it. 455 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,440 What are you talking about? You love it here. 456 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,720 I'm not sure I do. 457 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,960 I think I just developed Stockholm syndrome. 458 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,240 Catch yourself on. You've never even been to Switzerland. 459 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,320 Listen, I'll never forget this place. 460 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,120 I have to go home now. It's time. 461 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,640 Goodbye, girls. 462 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,360 Oh, I don't fucking think so somehow, dick face. 463 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,840 Oy! Wank features. 464 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,040 Michelle, please. 465 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,240 "Goodbye, girls"? Wise the fuck up. 466 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,280 What do you want me to say? 467 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,680 She'll let you down again. You do realize that. 468 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,600 She's asked me to be a partner in her business, actually, Michelle, so... 469 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,920 Now it makes sense. 470 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 She needs you to help flog her fuckin' stickers. 471 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,720 Self-adhesive labels. 472 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,560 Free labor, that's what she's after. 473 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,480 You know she only thinks about herself, James. 474 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,480 And when it doesn't work out, what then? 475 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,640 It will work out. 476 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,120 Anyway, it's not like I belong here. I never did. 477 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,720 That's not true. 478 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,160 You're a Derry Girl now, James. 479 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,320 Piss off. 480 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,720 I'm serious. 481 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,600 It doesn't matter that you've got that stupid accent, 482 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,800 or that your bits are different to my bits, 483 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,200 because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind. 484 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,200 And you're one of us. 485 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,320 I have to do this. 486 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,760 But I don't want you to. 487 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,320 She's my mum, Michelle. 488 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,160 Well, fuck off, then. 489 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,440 -♪ Stay now ♪ -♪ Baby, if you've got to go away... ♪ 490 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,040 This is shocking. 491 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,000 I mean, what is everybody playing at? 492 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,520 What are we playing at? 493 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,040 I'm sorry? 494 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Come on, Jenny. 495 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,400 For once, the world will be watching us for all the right reasons. 496 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,320 You'll get into trouble, Aisling. 497 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 I don't care. 498 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,640 -♪ I don't think I can take the pain ♪ -♪ Stay now ♪ 499 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,480 -♪ Won't you stay another day ♪ -♪ Stay now ♪ 500 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,000 ♪ Stay now, stay now ♪ 501 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,960 ♪ Oh, don't leave me alone like this ♪ 502 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,600 -♪ Don't you say it's the final kiss ♪ -♪ Stay now ♪ 503 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,800 ♪ Won't you stay another day... ♪ 504 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,720 [crowd chanting] We want Bill! We want Bill! 505 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,920 [footsteps approaching] 506 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720 What are you doing here? 507 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,240 You told us we had to come in, Sister. 508 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,320 Oh, for God's sake, Jenny. 509 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,280 You need to learn when to push back. 510 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,400 What? 511 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,760 Get out of here. Go on, now. 512 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,720 [crowd chanting] We want Bill! We want Bill! 513 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,800 ♪ So the world goes round... ♪ 514 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,520 You'll be glad to get out of this dive, love. I know I am. 515 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,520 ♪ They say the sky... ♪ 516 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,920 [John Hume] Ladies and gentlemen, 517 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,080 it is my pleasure to introduce 518 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,840 the President of the United States of America! 519 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,160 I see him! I see him! 520 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,920 You're facing the wrong way, Orla. 521 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,840 No, no, look. It's James! 522 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,400 [indistinct] I'm a Derry Girl! 523 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,920 What's he saying? 524 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,760 I don't know. 525 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,520 I am a Derry Girl! 526 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,560 [man] You're a fuckin' prick, that's what you are! 527 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:27,560 ♪ If all you told was turned to gold ♪ 528 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,800 ♪ If all you dreamed was new ♪ 529 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,800 ♪ Imagine sky ♪ 530 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,000 ♪ High above... ♪ 531 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,840 [Bill Clinton VO] Standing here in front of the Guildhall, 532 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,520 looking out over these historic walls, 533 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,000 I see a peaceful city, a safe city, 534 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,640 a hopeful city full of young people 535 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,080 that should have a peaceful and prosperous future, 536 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,080 here where their roots and families are. 537 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,280 That is what I see, today with you. 538 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,320 [crowd cheering] 539 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,720 And so I ask you 540 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,400 to build on the opportunity you have before you, 541 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,520 to believe that the future can be better than the past, 542 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,320 to work together because you have so much more to gain 543 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,320 by working together, than by drifting apart. 544 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,200 Have the patience to work for a just 545 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,680 and lasting peace.