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<font color="#00ffff"># Let me tell you about my man</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Let me put it into words if I can</font>

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<font color="#ffff00"># I think I can</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He's the apple of my eye</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Without him I'd just die</font>
<font color="#ffffff">He's my guy</font>

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<font color="#ffffff"># Ooh, he's my guy</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># And his name is God... #</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Merciful Jesus.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># His name is God, God, God</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># Oh, yes, it's God. #</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">The sly bitch.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff"># There's no-one like Him</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He died for our sins... #</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We'd like to report a crime.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Right.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Just now, Jenny Joyce's singing.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Being really, really,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">REALLY bad at something</font>
<font color="#00ff00">isn't actually a crime.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, Sister. When we went on that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">retreat with Father Peter,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">he asked </font><font color="#00ffff">us </font><font color="#ffff00">to write something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about faith.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, thank Christ</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I had pneumonia that weekend.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We wrote that song, Sister.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Jenny stole it!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">PHONE RINGS</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You may speak.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">O-Of course.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Leave it to me.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Is everything OK, Sister?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">My aunt just died. </font><font color="#ffffff">Oh, no.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We're so sorry, Sister.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Don't be, girls.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">She had been ill</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for a very long time,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and also</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">she was an absolute arsehole.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, if there's anything</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we can do. </font><font color="#ffffff">Aye.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">The hospice want to release</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the body,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">but the house is a tip.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">The woman was a desperate hoarder.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I doubt we'd fit the coffin in.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Once you pass the border,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">it's pretty straightforward,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but if you hit Gortahork,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">you've gone too far.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I need it done by tomorrow.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Are you asking us to go</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">to Donegal and clean</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your dead aunt's house?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I'd do it myself, but...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">..I don't want to.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">How will we even get there?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You can take the school van.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'm not sure about this.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I must say, Clare,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I find YOUR attitude shocking.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sister Michael has asked us</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to do something in her hour of need,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and if that means that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we must spend a night in Donegal,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">in a house, in an adult-free house,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">for the entire night,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">then that is a cross</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that we'll just have to bear.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That's settled, then.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We had plans tonight.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We can turn our jeans into hot pants</font>
<font color="#00ffff">any day of the week.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We're talking about a free house</font>
<font color="#00ffff">here, Clare, a free house.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We're gonna be drinking, dancing</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and riding. </font><font color="#ffff00">Quick question on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the old riding front there.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Go on? </font><font color="#ffff00">Who exactly will we be doing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that with?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Young, hot farmers.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Donegal is coming down with them.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Big strapping lads ripped to fuck</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from all the turf collecting.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, don't worry about me.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">There's actually quite</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a few lesbians as well, Clare.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Lesbian farmers? Really?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Lesbian farming is actually huge</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the Republic.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We'll get you sorted, don't worry.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">What about me?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Could we pick me up a girl?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Can we pick you up a girl?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like she's a thing?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, that is so out of order,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">James.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I didn't mean... I-I just thought...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, you thought wrong, James.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Sorry.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Get in the van.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Dirtbag.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Look, Mary.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Are they for Mammy's grave, Da?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Aye. </font><font color="#00ff00">Ten years gone,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would you believe it?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I don't know why I bother.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">That Kitty O'Donnell next door,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">sure her plot's like a jungle.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It is a disgrace.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">If that useless bloody husband</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of hers doesn't get his finger out</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">soon,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'll give it a going over myself.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Daddy, how many times?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You can't strim</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">the grave of another man's wife.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's inappropriate.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">You could rear cattle in it, Sarah.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Ten years, and not</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a peep out of her. </font><font color="#ffffff">Who?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Mammy. </font><font color="#00ff00">Ten years, and nothing.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I don't know what she's playing at.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">There's no excuse for it, love.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Her being dead is sort of</font>
<font color="#ffffff">an excuse. No?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">She couldn't give us a sign?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">She couldn't rattle a teapot</font>
<font color="#ffffff">or something?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Bridget Gallagher was telling me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">she went to see this psychic.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No! You know the problems I have</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with my aura.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Your aura? </font><font color="#00ffff">The last time I went</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to see a psychic,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">sure I was tortured.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The spirits were coming at me</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">left, right and centre.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">This one lad,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">he was in the American Air Force.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, would he give over about that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">plane going down?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Jesus, he had me demented.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Even so, Sarah, wouldn't you like</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">to know that Mammy's happy,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that she's at peace now?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I'd give anything</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to speak to her again.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Ach, Daddy. </font><font color="#ffffff">Love to know</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">what the hell she did</font>
<font color="#ffffff">with my good electric razor.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Professional Widow Remix</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Tori Amos and Armand Van Helden</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">DOG BARKS</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Licence.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Where have you come from today?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Er, Derry. Er, Londonderry.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Derry. L-Londonderry.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Calm the fuck down, James.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">You English?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. </font><font color="#ffffff">He's fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We didn't bring him up here</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to kill him or anything.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She's my cousin.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, right.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Not properly English, then.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I can't win! </font><font color="#00ff00">So how long do you plan</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to stay in the Republic of Ireland?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Just overnight.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">The purpose of your visit?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna go ride some farmers.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Right, fine. Go on.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Where the hell are we?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll ask this woman. Excuse me?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry to bother you.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">A chairde.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Cad e mar ata sibh?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Jesus, is she having a stroke?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She is an Irish speaker, James.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, why can't everyone just</font>
<font color="#00ffff">speak English?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Well, your crowd had</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a good stab at forcing</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">the entire world to,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but we didn't really enjoy it much,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">James. Imperialist prick!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Can anyone ask her</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where this place is?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Hmm, my Irish isn't the best.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I decided to keep on</font>
<font color="#ffffff">French and German,</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">because I thought it would give me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">more options if I wanted</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">to, like, study abroad or whatever.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">We're not filling in your fucking</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UCAS form here, Clare.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Chonaic me an diabhal amhain.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What's she saying?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE SPEAKS IN GAELIC</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Chonaic me an diabhal amhain!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">SHE CONTINUES IN GAELIC</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Just drive, James.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Slan! </font><font color="#00ffff">Slan!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, so I think she said</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she saw the devil up here,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">or beware of the devil.</font>

143
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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, it definitely it had</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a devil-y vibe.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Who gives a fuck about the devil?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">The devil's a dick.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">THUD, BRAKES SQUEAL</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What was that?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Shit. Flat tyre.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, well done, James.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's not MY fault.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, you were the one slagging off</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the Devil, Michelle.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, right, of course,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the Devil gave us a flat tyre.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You were saying some pretty lousy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">things about him, Michelle.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">He's the Devil.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Look, we're really close now.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Let's just grab our stuff and walk.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Are we still moving?</font>

155
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<font color="#ffffff">Definitely feels like we are.</font>

156
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<font color="#00ffff">Pull the handbrake, Michelle!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What's he saying? </font><font color="#00ffff">The handbrake!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Pull the bloody handbrake!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Something...something about a brake.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Is it one of them</font>
<font color="#ffffff">wee pedal-y things?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Not the pedal-y thing!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The stick thing!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Stick thing, stick thing.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Jesus Christ!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh. Press it, did he say?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Pull it! Pull it! </font><font color="#ffffff">Fuck's sake. Relax</font>
<font color="#ffffff">your cacks, James. Jesus.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Ah, ah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well done, Michelle.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">What the fuck is he playing at now?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You knocked him down, Michelle!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">I wasn't driving!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Only James could manage</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">to get himself run over</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by a stationary fucking van.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Is he dead?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Course he's not. He's grand.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">James... James.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">James... James?</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">James. </font><font color="#ffff00">Right, well,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that's not working!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Let's just get him to the house</font>
<font color="#ffffff">and we can ring for help.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">GLASS BOTTLES RATTLE</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Michelle.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Oh, right. It's just, I can't carry</font>
<font color="#ffffff">him and the drinks, so...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Then put the Hooch down.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Honest to Christ!</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">Ugh!</font>

180
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<font color="#ffffff">I think I'm gonna die!</font>

181
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<font color="#ffffff">For the love of God,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">what does he eat?!</font>

182
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<font color="#ffffff">How could someone</font>
<font color="#ffffff">this skinny be this heavy?</font>

183
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<font color="#ffff00">OK, so, Sister Michael said</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the key was under the pot plant.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">No!</font>

185
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<font color="#ffffff">Where is it?! </font><font color="#ffff00">OK, girls,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">let's work from left to right.</font>

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<font color="#ffffff">WHERE IS IT?!</font>

187
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<font color="#ffffff">- Has he gone a bit blue?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">- What?</font>

188
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<font color="#ffffff">Shit. </font><font color="#ffff00">OK, let's try not to panic.</font>

189
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<font color="#ffffff">That ship has sailed, Erin. I'm</font>
<font color="#ffffff">panicking. I'm fucking panicking!</font>

190
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh. Found it!</font>

191
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<font color="#ffffff">Fucking hell.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'll call an ambulance.</font>

192
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<font color="#ffff00">Someone get me some towels,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some hot water.</font>

193
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<font color="#ffffff">Why, is he giving birth?</font>

194
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<font color="#ffffff">THUNDER RUMBLES</font>

195
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<font color="#ffffff">It's not connected.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">The phone isn't connected.</font>

196
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<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna have to take him back</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the village. </font><font color="#ffffff">I am not</font>

197
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<font color="#ffffff">carting him all the way down that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">road again.</font>

198
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<font color="#ffffff">Someone has to run and get help.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm the fastest.</font>

199
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<font color="#ffff00">This is true. She's like a whippet.</font>

200
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<font color="#ffffff">THUNDER CRACKS</font>

201
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<font color="#ffffff">Maybe it'll pass.</font>

202
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<font color="#ffff00">You can't get out in that, Orla.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's too dangerous.</font>

203
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<font color="#ffff00">We're already a cousin down,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we can't risk it.</font>

204
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<font color="#ffffff">We're trapped.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Our friend is fatally wounded</font>

205
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<font color="#ffffff">and there's nothing we can do</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to help.</font>

206
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<font color="#ffffff">JAMES: </font><font color="#00ffff">Could someone please get me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a glass of water?</font>

207
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<font color="#ffff00">Poor James,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he just doesn't deserve this.</font>

208
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<font color="#00ffff">Feels like my throat's closing over.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">We had our differences,</font>

209
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<font color="#ffffff">but all said and done... </font><font color="#00ffff">Girls...</font>

210
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<font color="#00ff00">He was a good man. </font><font color="#ffffff">He was.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Girls!</font>

211
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<font color="#ffffff">Would you shut the fuck up, James?</font>

212
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<font color="#ffffff">James!</font>

213
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<font color="#ffff00">Be careful, girls.</font>

214
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<font color="#ffff00">Head trauma causes memory loss,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and he might not know who we are.</font>

215
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<font color="#00ff00">How many fingers am I holding up?</font>

216
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<font color="#00ffff">None. </font><font color="#00ff00">Very good!</font>

217
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<font color="#00ff00">It was a trick question.</font>

218
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<font color="#ffff00">Who's the President of New Zealand?</font>

219
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<font color="#00ffff">I don't know that.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know that?</font>

220
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<font color="#ffff00">No. </font><font color="#00ffff">Look, I'm fine, I think.</font>

221
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<font color="#ffff00">You think?</font>

222
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<font color="#00ffff">I saw the tunnel, girls.</font>

223
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,800
<font color="#ffffff">What, THE tunnel?</font>

224
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<font color="#00ffff">Only, it was made of trees.</font>

225
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,200
<font color="#00ffff">Hundreds of trees that had overgrown</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and intertwined...</font>

226
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,440
<font color="#00ffff">..and I could just about make out</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a light in the distance,</font>

227
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<font color="#00ffff">and then a voice,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as if from nowhere,</font>

228
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<font color="#00ffff">a voice told me to walk towards it.</font>

229
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<font color="#00ffff">"Walk towards the light," it said.</font>

230
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<font color="#ffffff">Here, I'm absolutely starving.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Me too.</font>

231
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<font color="#ffff00">Aye, I could eat, you know.</font>

232
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<font color="#00ff00">Shall we have a hoke in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the kitchen, then? </font><font color="#ffffff">Sounds good.</font>

233
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<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Remember Me</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Blue Boy</font>

234
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<font color="#00ffff">We're here to see Carlos Santini.</font>

235
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<font color="#ffffff">You know, Sarah,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I have a feeling this might be him.</font>

236
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<font color="#ffff00">Enter.</font>

237
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,360
<font color="#ffffff">I made us some broth.</font>

238
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,680
<font color="#ffff00">Broth?</font>

239
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,080
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. </font><font color="#ffff00">It's called soup.</font>

240
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,640
<font color="#ffffff">Broth is soup and soup is broth.</font>

241
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:11,360
<font color="#ffff00">Soup is soup and broth is something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">used to poison people</font>

242
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,400
<font color="#ffff00">in a horror movie. Seriously, Clare,</font>

243
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,200
<font color="#ffff00">as if this place isn't creepy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">enough. </font><font color="#00ff00">Oh, I like it.</font>

244
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<font color="#00ffff">It's freezing.</font>

245
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,000
<font color="#ffffff">There's no electricity, James.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What do you want me to do?</font>

246
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,440
<font color="#ffffff">I am so fucking bored.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Don't even start, Michelle.</font>

247
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,040
<font color="#ffff00">You promised us hot farmers.</font>

248
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,840
<font color="#ffffff">The hot farmers exist, Erin.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I saw them with my own eyes.</font>

249
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,680
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my God, look at this.</font>

250
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,160
<font color="#00ffff">Sister Michael's aunt</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and her husband.</font>

251
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,640
<font color="#00ffff">"Annie and Robert, 1941."</font>

252
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,840
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my God. </font><font color="#ffffff">What?</font>

253
00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,400
<font color="#00ffff">His death notice.</font>

254
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,040
<font color="#00ffff">He died really young.</font>

255
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,920
<font color="#ffffff">That's so sad.</font>

256
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,440
<font color="#00ffff">Robert didn't fight it.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He walked towards the light.</font>

257
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,600
<font color="#ffffff">Will you shut the fuck up about</font>
<font color="#ffffff">your near-death experience, James?</font>

258
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,520
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe Robert's still here.</font>

259
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,440
<font color="#ffffff">What, like in one of these boxes?</font>

260
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,840
<font color="#ffff00">No. I mean maybe his spirit is</font>
<font color="#ffff00">still here.</font>

261
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,000
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe he loved Annie so much</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he wanted to stay</font>

262
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,840
<font color="#ffff00">and watch over her.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe he's watching over us.</font>

263
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,280
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe they both are.</font>

264
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,280
<font color="#ffff00">I know this sounds a bit mad,</font>

265
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,880
<font color="#ffff00">but I do sort of feel something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">here.</font>

266
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,080
<font color="#ffff00">Like a presence.</font>

267
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,160
<font color="#ffff00">It's like we're not alone.</font>

268
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<font color="#ffffff">GLASS SMASHES</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ARGH!</font><font color="#ffffff">Fuck me! What was that?!</font>

269
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<font color="#ffffff">STATIC BUZZES</font>

270
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,520
<font color="#ffffff">DOG BARKS, DISTANT SHOUTING</font>

271
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<font color="#ffff00">I have a gift.</font>

272
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<font color="#ffff00">A gift that allows me to connect</font>

273
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,560
<font color="#ffff00">with people who are no longer</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with us.</font>

274
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<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, we gathered that much, Carlos.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I mean, we're not here</font>

275
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<font color="#ffffff">for the Kimberleys. </font><font color="#ffff00">Is there</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something wrong with the Kimberleys?</font>

276
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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Jesus, I hope not,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've polished four off already.</font>

277
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<font color="#ffffff">There's nothing wrong with</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the Kimberleys, Carlos.</font>

278
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<font color="#ffffff">Gerry here is just</font>
<font color="#ffffff">a bit of an arsehole.</font>

279
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<font color="#ffff00">I see. Now, before we begin,</font>

280
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<font color="#ffff00">I'd ask you to put aside</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any scepticism</font>

281
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,680
<font color="#ffff00">and open your hearts.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That is all I need.</font>

282
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<font color="#00ff00">Of course.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that and £7.50.</font>

283
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,360
<font color="#ffffff">What? </font><font color="#ffff00">Each.</font>

284
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,200
<font color="#ffffff">Seriously?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">We always we knew we'd have</font>

285
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,040
<font color="#00ffff">to cross his palm with silver,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Gerry.</font>

286
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,880
<font color="#ffffff">It's not the silver that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'm bothered about. It's the paper.</font>

287
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,680
<font color="#00ff00">So our mother passed away over</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a decade ago, and we were just...</font>

288
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,800
<font color="#ffff00">Shh.</font>

289
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,520
<font color="#ffff00">There's a man here. Dark hair.</font>

290
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,160
<font color="#ffff00">I'm getting the initial S.</font>

291
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,920
<font color="#ffff00">Can anybody claim this man?</font>

292
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,080
<font color="#ffff00">He's wearing uniform.</font>

293
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,720
<font color="#ffff00">A military uniform.</font>

294
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,680
<font color="#00ffff">Jesus Christ, this boy again?</font>

295
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,920
<font color="#ffff00">He's American. Hi.</font>

296
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,120
<font color="#00ffff">Send him back.</font>

297
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,560
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry?</font>

298
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,960
<font color="#00ffff">How many times</font>
<font color="#00ffff">does he need to be told?</font>

299
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,840
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not interested.</font>

300
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,320
<font color="#ffff00">He's getting upset now.</font>

301
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,840
<font color="#00ffff">I don't care, Carlos.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Well, he's going now.</font>

302
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,200
<font color="#00ffff">I'm glad to hear it.</font>

303
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,520
<font color="#ffff00">He's gone. </font><font color="#00ffff">Moanin' shite.</font>

304
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,120
<font color="#ffff00">There's someone else here.</font>

305
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,760
<font color="#ffff00">A woman.</font>

306
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,480
<font color="#ffff00">A family member? </font><font color="#00ff00">Mammy?</font>

307
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,880
<font color="#ffffff">What did you do with my razor?!</font>

308
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,840
<font color="#ffff00">She has the most beautiful</font>
<font color="#ffff00">head of hair.</font>

309
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,480
<font color="#00ffff">Thank God.</font>

310
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,160
<font color="#ffff00">She has a message for you.</font>

311
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,840
<font color="#00ff00">Go on. </font><font color="#ffffff">Kevin!</font>

312
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,080
<font color="#ffff00">She wants me to tell you...</font>

313
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,120
<font color="#ffffff">Kevin. Will you bloody answer me?!</font>

314
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,560
<font color="#ffff00">I'm with clients, Mother.</font>

315
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,360
<font color="#ffffff">Have you seen my green scarf?</font>

316
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,200
<font color="#ffff00">I'm busy. </font><font color="#ffffff">Where is it?</font>

317
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,920
<font color="#ffffff">I'm going to be late for bingo.</font>

318
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,240
<font color="#ffff00">I'm trying to communicate with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the dead, Mother.</font>

319
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,280
<font color="#ffffff">If you've taken that scarf again,</font>

320
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,840
<font color="#ffffff">YOU'LL be fucking dead.</font>

321
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,080
<font color="#ffff00">Wonderful, she's leaving.</font>

322
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,280
<font color="#ffff00">You're scaring away the spirits,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mother!</font>

323
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,760
<font color="#ffffff">Get a REAL job,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you useless bastard.</font>

324
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,600
<font color="#ffff00">This job pays</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for your fecking gambling problem,</font>

325
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,320
<font color="#ffff00">you ungrateful old bag.</font>

326
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,480
<font color="#ffffff">Where the fuck is my scarf?</font>

327
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,520
<font color="#ffff00">Take it! Take the fucking scarf!</font>

328
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,840
<font color="#ffffff">I knew it!</font>

329
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,960
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, apologies.</font>

330
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,440
<font color="#00ff00">Has Mammy gone?</font>

331
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,960
<font color="#ffff00">I'm afraid so.</font>

332
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,400
<font color="#ffffff">DISTANT SHOUTING, DOG BARKS</font>

333
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,640
<font color="#00ff00">You said she had a message.</font>

334
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,320
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, well, I'm only getting bits</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and pieces. Something about water.</font>

335
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,520
<font color="#ffff00">Something in water,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something under water.</font>

336
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,320
<font color="#ffff00">A box.</font>

337
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,760
<font color="#ffff00">A red box.</font>

338
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,600
<font color="#ffff00">I'm spent.</font>

339
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,560
<font color="#ffffff">You're a conman, Kevin.</font>

340
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,360
<font color="#ffff00">Gerry! Look, perhaps if you were</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to make another appointment...</font>

341
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,000
<font color="#ffffff">And fork out another 30 quid?</font>

342
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,240
<font color="#ffff00">Naturally. </font><font color="#ffffff">I'm out of here.</font>

343
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,760
<font color="#ffffff">And I'm taking the Kimberleys.</font>

344
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,520
<font color="#ffffff">No mention of a razor, I suppose?</font>

345
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,360
<font color="#ffff00">I'm afraid not.</font>

346
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,960
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Tubular Bells</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by Mike Oldfield</font>

347
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,560
<font color="#00ffff">Anything?</font>

348
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,640
<font color="#ffff00">Broken vase.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">There was a window open in there.</font>

349
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,120
<font color="#ffff00">It must have blown off the shelf.</font>

350
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,880
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, thank God.</font>

351
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,520
<font color="#ffffff">We are such fannies.</font>

352
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,000
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah. I mean, for a second there</font>

353
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,480
<font color="#ffffff">I thought it might actually...</font>

354
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,680
<font color="#ffffff">SHE SCREAMS</font>

355
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,680
<font color="#ffff00">Jesus, Clare!</font>

356
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,000
<font color="#ffffff">THEY ALL SCREAM</font>

357
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,800
<font color="#00ffff">Stop, stop, stop. I-I'm sure</font>

358
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,440
<font color="#00ffff">there's a reasonable explanation</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for this.</font>

359
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:58,360
<font color="#00ffff">It's important we don't let our</font>
<font color="#00ffff">imaginations run riot here.</font>

360
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,360
<font color="#ffffff">THUNDER, ECHOING LAUGHTER</font>

361
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,480
<font color="#ffff00">The devil is here.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The woman was right.</font>

362
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:08,880
<font color="#ffff00">First James has his accident,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the noises...</font>

363
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,320
<font color="#00ff00">I think it's Annie and Robert.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I think they're angry with us.</font>

364
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,320
<font color="#ffffff">What the fuck have we done</font>
<font color="#ffffff">on Annie and Robert,</font>

365
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,320
<font color="#ffffff">except tidy their house?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">We shouldn't be here.</font>

366
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,480
<font color="#00ff00">We shouldn't be going through</font>
<font color="#00ff00">their things. We're strangers.</font>

367
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,720
<font color="#00ff00">We are not welcome here</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and we will be punished.</font>

368
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,120
<font color="#ffffff">Oh. </font><font color="#00ffff">What was that?</font>

369
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,560
<font color="#ffff00">The wind. Or a banshee.</font>

370
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,200
<font color="#00ffff">What's a banshee?</font>

371
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,480
<font color="#ffffff">A crying bitch.</font>

372
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,200
<font color="#00ff00">We will perish here.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">We will perish in this place.</font>

373
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,400
<font color="#00ffff">Great. I'm gonna die a virgin.</font>

374
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,400
<font color="#ffffff">That was always on the cards,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">to be fair.</font>

375
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,960
<font color="#ffff00">OK. Look, girls,</font>

376
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,320
<font color="#ffff00">we have to keep our wits about us</font>
<font color="#ffff00">tonight.</font>

377
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,160
<font color="#ffff00">Be alert. Be on guard, vigilant.</font>

378
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,600
<font color="#ffff00">It is our only hope.</font>

379
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,640
<font color="#00ff00">Absolutely. </font><font color="#00ffff">Agreed. </font><font color="#ffff00">Aye.</font>

380
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,000
<font color="#ffffff">THUNDER RUMBLES</font>

381
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:49,040
<font color="#ffffff">BIRDS CHIRP, COCK CROWS</font>

382
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,240
<font color="#00ffff">You're brave,</font>

383
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,600
<font color="#00ffff">wandering about down here</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on your own.</font>

384
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,440
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, well, Orla was spooning me,</font>

385
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,880
<font color="#ffff00">and there's nothing scarier</font>
<font color="#ffff00">than that.</font>

386
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,720
<font color="#00ffff">They look really happy.</font>

387
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,240
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

388
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,520
<font color="#00ffff">Listen, Erin...</font>

389
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,280
<font color="#00ffff">..something changed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I was standing</font>

390
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,200
<font color="#00ffff">at the end of that tunnel.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Something shifted.</font>

391
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,600
<font color="#ffff00">What tunnel?</font>

392
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,360
<font color="#00ffff">You know, yesterday.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The tunnel, the light,</font>

393
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,000
<font color="#00ffff">the voice, the brush with death.</font>

394
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, aye, sorry. Go on.</font>

395
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,000
<font color="#00ffff">What terrified me most was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all the things I hadn't done.</font>

396
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,720
<font color="#ffff00">Like a hot-air balloon. </font><font color="#00ffff">What?</font>

397
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,600
<font color="#ffff00">I remember you always banging on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about how much you wanted to go on</font>

398
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,920
<font color="#ffff00">a hot-air balloon, but I always</font>
<font color="#ffff00">thought that that was really...</font>

399
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,040
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, I looked into it,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but it was so expensive.</font>

400
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,440
<font color="#ffff00">Really? How much?</font>

401
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,000
<font color="#00ffff">Could I just finish my point?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Fine.</font>

402
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,800
<font color="#00ffff">What terrified me most was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">all the things I hadn't done,</font>

403
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,800
<font color="#00ffff">and all the things I hadn't said</font>

404
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:10,160
<font color="#00ffff">because I'd been too scared,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or...or too nervous.</font>

405
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,120
<font color="#00ffff">A-A-And...</font>

406
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,120
<font color="#ffff00">Are you all right?</font>

407
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,040
<font color="#00ffff">I like me, Erin.</font>

408
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,560
<font color="#ffff00">Sorry?</font>

409
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,080
<font color="#00ffff">You. Shit. You. I-I...</font>

410
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,000
<font color="#00ffff">I like you, Erin.</font>

411
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,040
<font color="#00ffff">I think I've liked you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for a long time,</font>

412
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,440
<font color="#00ffff">and I don't expect you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to say anything,</font>

413
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,600
<font color="#00ffff">I just....I just want you to know</font>

414
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,360
<font color="#00ffff">that I...</font>

415
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,440
<font color="#00ffff">I think you're beautiful.</font>

416
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,360
<font color="#00ffff">Anyway, I just thought I'd... Sorry.</font>

417
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:50,160
<font color="#ffffff"># Kiss me out of the bearded barley</font>

418
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,760
<font color="#ffffff"># Nightly, beside</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the green, green grass</font>

419
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,000
<font color="#ffffff"># Swing, swing... #</font>

420
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,640
<font color="#ffffff">What the actual fuck?!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Agh! Oh, God!</font>

421
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,160
<font color="#ffffff">You sick, sick bastards.</font>

422
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,200
<font color="#ffff00">Listen, Michelle... </font><font color="#ffffff">This is incest!</font>

423
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,440
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's not.</font>

424
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,480
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, it is, James.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">We're not related.</font>

425
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,160
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, and that makes it OK,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I suppose?</font>

426
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,840
<font color="#00ffff">Well, it makes it not incest.</font>

427
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,840
<font color="#ffffff">Right, OK. I'm gonna give you</font>
<font color="#ffffff">the benefit of the doubt,</font>

428
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,640
<font color="#ffffff">and say that that head injury was</font>
<font color="#ffffff">much worse than what we thought,</font>

429
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,520
<font color="#ffffff">and you are temporarily possessed</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by whatever evil spirit is rattling</font>

430
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,480
<font color="#ffffff">about this joint,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">which has caused you to lose</font>

431
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,200
<font color="#ffffff">the absolute fucking run</font>
<font color="#ffffff">of yourself.</font>

432
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,120
<font color="#00ffff">This is none of your business,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Michelle.</font>

433
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,240
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, but it is, fuck features.</font>

434
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,960
<font color="#ffffff">It is very much my business.</font>

435
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,400
<font color="#ffffff">This can't happen. OK?</font>

436
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,240
<font color="#ffffff">You two can't get together,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">because,</font>

437
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,400
<font color="#ffffff">putting aside the fact that</font>
<font color="#ffffff">it makes me</font>

438
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,280
<font color="#ffffff">want to boke my actual ring up,</font>

439
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,600
<font color="#ffffff">if you get together,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">you'll break up,</font>

440
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,800
<font color="#ffffff">and then where does that leave me,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Erin?</font>

441
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,760
<font color="#ffffff">You might be my best friend</font>
<font color="#ffffff">but he's my cousin,</font>

442
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,840
<font color="#ffffff">and dickhead or not,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I'll have to stick with him.</font>

443
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,240
<font color="#ffffff">Don't put me in that position.</font>

444
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,760
<font color="#ffff00">What's...what's going on? </font><font color="#ffffff">Nothing.</font>

445
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,920
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, look, it's Robert.</font>

446
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,640
<font color="#ffffff">Robert who? </font><font color="#00ff00">You know Robert -</font>

447
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,520
<font color="#00ff00">Robert and Annie Robert.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Dead Robert. </font><font color="#ffff00">What?!</font>

448
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,440
<font color="#ffff00">Jesus!</font>

449
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,320
<font color="#ffffff">He looks absolutely raging.</font>

450
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,320
<font color="#00ffff">What's that in his hand?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Is it...is it a hammer?!</font>

451
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,760
<font color="#ffff00">He's coming over.</font>

452
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,360
<font color="#00ff00">Will we stick the kettle on?</font>

453
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,040
<font color="#ffffff">BANGING AT DOOR</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He's hammering at the door!</font>

454
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,520
<font color="#00ffff">Like literally,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with an actual hammer.</font>

455
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,520
<font color="#00ff00">Arm yourselves!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">THEY SCREAM</font>

456
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,320
<font color="#ffff00">Piss off! Piss off</font>

457
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,800
<font color="#ffff00">or I will tray you to death,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you bastard.</font>

458
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,840
<font color="#00ff00">He's already dead! </font><font color="#ffff00">Shite!</font>

459
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,480
<font color="#00ffff">Is he gone?</font>

460
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,680
<font color="#ffffff">THEY SCREAM</font>

461
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,640
<font color="#ffffff">GET OUT!</font>

462
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,320
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC: Block Rockin' Beats</font>
<font color="#ffffff">by The Chemical Brothers</font>

463
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,200
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC STOPS</font>

464
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,720
<font color="#00ff00">How are you, Jackie?</font>

465
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,640
<font color="#ffffff">HE SPEAKS GAELIC</font>

466
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,120
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font>

467
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,240
<font color="#00ff00">Though she's at peace now,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">at least.</font>

468
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,160
<font color="#00ff00">She was a bit of an arsehole</font>
<font color="#00ff00">all right, that's true enough.</font>

469
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,400
<font color="#00ff00">Ah, it's herself.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">How are you keeping, Sheila?</font>

470
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,320
<font color="#ffffff">Chonaic me an diabhal amhain!</font>

471
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,960
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, for the love of God, Sheila.</font>

472
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,920
<font color="#00ff00">You did not see the devil</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that night.</font>

473
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,040
<font color="#00ff00">Well, you may have, but only</font>
<font color="#00ff00">because you were</font>

474
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,600
<font color="#00ff00">absolutely flying on the co-codamol.</font>

475
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,760
<font color="#00ff00">Never worry.</font>

476
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,080
<font color="#00ff00">I'll see the both of you up at</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the wake for a jar or two so.</font>

477
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,760
<font color="#00ff00">Slan.</font>

478
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,400
<font color="#00ffff">You shouldn't be here. </font><font color="#ffffff">Be gone!</font>

479
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:42,000
<font color="#ffff00">He's not a vampire, Clare!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">This is my house.</font>

480
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,040
<font color="#ffffff">Throw water on him.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Ghosts can't handle water.</font>

481
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,400
<font color="#ffffff">He'll melt like a motherfucker.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's witches!</font>

482
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,040
<font color="#00ffff">GET OUT!</font>

483
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,680
<font color="#ffffff">Get him down.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Get him down on the ground.</font>

484
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,560
<font color="#ffffff">JAMES: </font><font color="#00ffff">He's quite solid for a ghost.</font>

485
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,520
<font color="#ffffff">Sit on him. </font><font color="#00ffff">Get off me!</font>

486
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,880
<font color="#ffff00">Now what? </font><font color="#ffffff">Why is he just taking it?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Why doesn't he just,</font>

487
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,280
<font color="#ffffff">like, vanish and appear</font>
<font color="#ffffff">in another part of the room?</font>

488
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,200
<font color="#ffff00">Well, don't give him any ideas,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Clare.</font>

489
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,760
<font color="#ffffff">Maybe he's just a shit ghost.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not a shit ghost!</font>

490
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,960
<font color="#ffffff">Pipe down, Robert.</font>

491
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,960
<font color="#00ff00">What in the name of the risen Jesus</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is happening here, exactly?</font>

492
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,120
<font color="#ffff00">Sister Michael, thank God.</font>

493
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,000
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know how to explain this,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but...</font>

494
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,440
<font color="#00ff00">I suggest you try.</font>

495
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,880
<font color="#ffff00">It's Robert.</font>

496
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,080
<font color="#00ff00">Who?</font>

497
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,960
<font color="#ffff00">Your aunt Annie's husband, Robert.</font>

498
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,360
<font color="#00ffff">He's come back from the dead,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Sister.</font>

499
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,600
<font color="#00ff00">Right.</font>

500
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,680
<font color="#00ff00">My aunt's name is Maura.</font>

501
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,360
<font color="#00ff00">She never married.</font>

502
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,920
<font color="#00ff00">And this ISN'T her house.</font>

503
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,760
<font color="#00ff00">I only stopped here because I saw</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the van on the side of the road.</font>

504
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,200
<font color="#ffffff">This...isn't her house?</font>

505
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,560
<font color="#00ffff">Are you all high?!</font>

506
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,800
<font color="#00ff00">There's a mile to go before you hit</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Maura's house.</font>

507
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,600
<font color="#00ff00">The house I sent you to tidy up.</font>

508
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,200
<font color="#00ff00">The house that is still</font>
<font color="#00ff00">an absolute state.</font>

509
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,240
<font color="#00ff00">The house I need to have a wake in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">this afternoon.</font>

510
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,120
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, dear. </font><font color="#00ff00">Oh, dear, indeed.</font>

511
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,600
<font color="#ffffff">So whose house is this, then?</font>

512
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,960
<font color="#00ffff">Mine! Me and the wife are in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the middle of moving in and...</font>

513
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,720
<font color="#00ffff">Would you just get off me, please?!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Jesus. Sorry.</font>

514
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,400
<font color="#ffffff">No bother. </font><font color="#00ff00">No sweat.</font>

515
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,240
<font color="#00ffff">I just came down here</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to do some odd-jobs,</font>

516
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,080
<font color="#00ffff">assemble some furniture and stuff.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">But when I arrive,</font>

517
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,080
<font color="#00ffff">one of the windows has been smashed,</font>

518
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,920
<font color="#00ffff">and this lot were in the process</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of thieving all our stuff.</font>

519
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,920
<font color="#ffff00">We didn't steal ANY</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of your stuff, Robert.</font>

520
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,440
<font color="#00ffff">My name is Declan!</font>

521
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,200
<font color="#ffff00">Aye, but you're</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the double of Robert.</font>

522
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,360
<font color="#00ffff">That's because he's my grandfather.</font>

523
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,840
<font color="#ffff00">That actually does make</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a lot of sense.</font>

524
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,960
<font color="#ffffff">What about the writing?!</font>

525
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,400
<font color="#ffffff">The warning on the mirror -</font>
<font color="#ffffff">we couldn't have imagined that.</font>

526
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,800
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah, so,</font>
<font color="#ffffff">remember I said I was bored?</font>

527
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,800
<font color="#ffffff">I was really fucking bored, girls.</font>

528
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,880
<font color="#ffffff">Look, I really regret it, OK?</font>

529
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,880
<font color="#ffffff">I absolutely ruined a good lipstick.</font>

530
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,040
<font color="#00ffff">I'm ringing the Guards. </font><font color="#ffffff">No! </font><font color="#ffff00">No!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Listen.</font>

531
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,880
<font color="#00ff00">I'm not going to make excuses</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for these kids, but...</font>

532
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,440
<font color="#00ff00">..life has dealt them</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a very cruel hand,</font>

533
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,640
<font color="#00ff00">and they're living</font>
<font color="#00ff00">with a very serious condition.</font>

534
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,760
<font color="#00ff00">Truth is, Declan,</font>

535
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,360
<font color="#00ff00">they're from Derry.</font>

536
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,080
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, God.</font>

537
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,640
<font color="#00ff00">Aye.</font>

538
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,360
<font color="#00ffff">Well, that's punishment enough,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I suppose.</font>

539
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,920
<font color="#00ff00">Quite.</font>

540
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,360
<font color="#ffff00">James.</font>

541
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,240
<font color="#ffff00">I think...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I think Michelle's right.</font>

542
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,880
<font color="#00ffff">Well, that's always difficult</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to hear.</font>

543
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,480
<font color="#ffff00">I'm sorry.</font>

544
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,360
<font color="#00ffff">It's OK.</font>

545
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,840
<font color="#00ffff">I can wait.</font>

546
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,920
<font color="#ffffff">MUSIC:</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey</font>

547
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,000
<font color="#ffffff">RAZOR BUZZES, HE CHUCKLES</font>

548
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,680
<font color="#ffffff">Thank you, love.</font>

549
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,080
<font color="#ffffff">Thank you.</font>

550
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,640
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