1 00:00:03,055 --> 00:00:05,615 This programme contains very strong language. 2 00:00:05,615 --> 00:00:08,115 BELL TOLLING 3 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:13,470 BELL CHIMES 4 00:00:17,255 --> 00:00:18,755 DING 5 00:00:23,095 --> 00:00:24,595 DONG 6 00:00:28,855 --> 00:00:30,355 DING 7 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,235 DONG 8 00:00:40,175 --> 00:00:41,675 DING 9 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:47,795 DONG 10 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:53,895 Could this be the end? 11 00:00:53,895 --> 00:00:55,770 DINGING 12 00:00:57,855 --> 00:00:59,855 Forever? 13 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:03,125 No going back? 14 00:01:04,855 --> 00:01:08,815 Because if this could end decades of violence, death and fear, 15 00:01:08,815 --> 00:01:11,455 then surely any concession, no matter how difficult, 16 00:01:11,455 --> 00:01:12,775 is worth it. 17 00:01:12,775 --> 00:01:15,535 This is the point SDLP leader John Hume 18 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:19,135 and the Yes Campaign will push in these last crucial few days. 19 00:01:19,135 --> 00:01:22,295 All right, Vicky? You're looking well. 20 00:01:22,295 --> 00:01:28,545 MUSIC: I Know Where It's At by All Saints 21 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:32,415 And you turn 18 this week? 22 00:01:32,415 --> 00:01:33,655 So I believe. 23 00:01:33,655 --> 00:01:36,135 Happy birthday. And also with you. 24 00:01:36,135 --> 00:01:37,535 Right. 25 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:41,895 So we just need a wee photograph. N0 sweat. 26 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:44,095 Of what? You. 27 00:01:44,095 --> 00:01:45,720 Fine. 28 00:01:53,735 --> 00:01:56,255 And you're happy with this one? Very much so. 29 00:01:56,255 --> 00:01:57,895 Great. 30 00:01:57,895 --> 00:02:00,255 So you need to read this before the vote. 31 00:02:00,255 --> 00:02:02,975 Is it any good? Well, I mean, as peace treaties go... 32 00:02:02,975 --> 00:02:06,095 Because I've just finished The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, and... 33 00:02:06,095 --> 00:02:08,375 Yeah, it's not as good as that. 34 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,125 Right. 35 00:02:12,415 --> 00:02:16,915 There you go. Use it wisely. 36 00:02:20,135 --> 00:02:23,215 ..a last call to the people of Northern Ireland 37 00:02:23,215 --> 00:02:25,615 to make sure that they register... Vote yes in the referendum! 38 00:02:25,615 --> 00:02:28,935 ..they register their vote, no. 39 00:02:28,935 --> 00:02:32,775 No, to gunmen they've let out of prison, and bombers. 40 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:36,175 No, to any hope for peace, 41 00:02:36,175 --> 00:02:39,735 for how can you have peace when you release the gunmen and bombers 42 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:42,095 onto the street? 43 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:45,375 MUSIC: Sunchyme by Dario G 44 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:47,000 SIGHS 45 00:03:00,775 --> 00:03:03,655 10p mix, please. 46 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:06,455 That'll be 12 pence. 12 pence for a IOp mix? 47 00:03:06,455 --> 00:03:13,205 It's called inflation, dickhead. Now get out! 48 00:04:38,455 --> 00:04:41,830 That's beautiful... 49 00:04:47,615 --> 00:04:49,115 PING 50 00:04:50,495 --> 00:04:56,495 Our lives will never be the same again. 51 00:05:15,935 --> 00:05:17,135 CHEERING 52 00:05:17,135 --> 00:05:19,615 Goal! It's one nil! 53 00:05:19,615 --> 00:05:22,990 Ole, ole, ole, ole! 54 00:05:23,415 --> 00:05:24,775 Yeah! 55 00:05:24,775 --> 00:05:27,275 Yessss! Yes! 56 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:35,855 "SUNCHYME" CONTINUES TINNILY IN EARPHONES 57 00:05:35,855 --> 00:05:39,230 I need to get past. 58 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:56,575 MUSIC: Feels Like Heaven by Urban Cookie Collective 59 00:05:56,575 --> 00:06:00,575 Some of the proposed reforms have proved extremely controversial, 60 00:06:00,575 --> 00:06:04,055 particularly the early release of paramilitary prisoners. 61 00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:07,855 And now, with only days until the referendum takes place, 62 00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:12,415 voters across the country must get to grips with this booklet, 63 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:16,095 a 30-page document laying out the Good Friday Agreement 64 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:18,815 in simple terms... Simple terms! 65 00:06:18,815 --> 00:06:21,255 Simple terms my arse. 66 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:24,735 I've read through thon introduction 30 bloody times. 67 00:06:24,735 --> 00:06:26,175 I'm still none the wiser. Wow. 68 00:06:26,175 --> 00:06:28,895 Well, according to Shauna Sharkey, 69 00:06:28,895 --> 00:06:32,455 if you vote yes, you're allowed to swing both ways. 70 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:33,975 What's that now? 71 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:36,695 Well, you can be Irish, you can be British, 72 00:06:36,695 --> 00:06:38,655 or you can be bi. 73 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:41,015 OK, I don't think "bi" is the correct term. 74 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:43,855 Says here you can hold both passports. 75 00:06:43,855 --> 00:06:47,495 Two passports? That'd come in handy. I'm forever losing mine. 76 00:06:47,495 --> 00:06:50,655 I think I wouldn't mind being bi, you know. 77 00:06:50,655 --> 00:06:52,535 Have you made any friends yet? A few. 78 00:06:52,535 --> 00:06:55,615 Are they better than us? 79 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,055 Too long a pause, Clare! Better how.7 80 00:06:58,055 --> 00:07:00,055 Academically, absolutely! 81 00:07:00,055 --> 00:07:03,015 They're just very different. Everything's different here. 82 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:05,775 And I get why Mammy wanted to move. 83 00:07:05,775 --> 00:07:08,575 Derry just reminded her of Daddy too much. 84 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:11,015 But it's a lot to navigate, girls, 85 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:15,255 you know, the language, the culture, the cuisine. 86 00:07:15,255 --> 00:07:16,895 You moved to Strabane, Clare. 87 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:20,535 It's 20 minutes down the road on the bus. If the traffic's good! 88 00:07:20,535 --> 00:07:22,655 Don't roll your eyes at me, Erin. 89 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,015 How the...? I can sense it. 90 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:26,495 At least I'll be back for your 18th. 91 00:07:26,495 --> 00:07:29,215 It's not my 18th, is it? It's Orla's 18th. 92 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,375 My 18th was three months ago, 93 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,735 but our tight hole mas wouldn't pay for two parties, 94 00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:35,655 so instead they've just amalgamated them. 95 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,015 Is there a theme? Oh, yeah. Totally. 96 00:07:38,015 --> 00:07:42,535 Well, come on then, what is it.7 Literary greats. Monkeys... 97 00:07:42,535 --> 00:07:44,295 Mammy, she agreed to literary greats. 98 00:07:44,295 --> 00:07:47,695 She signed off on it weeks ago. Monkeys are class. 99 00:07:47,695 --> 00:07:50,255 Stop it! You'll just have to compromise, girls. 100 00:07:50,255 --> 00:07:52,895 Compromising is all the rage. Sure everybody's at it. 101 00:07:52,895 --> 00:07:55,615 Just find a middle ground, girls. 102 00:07:55,615 --> 00:07:58,015 Like, you know... literary monkeys. 103 00:07:58,015 --> 00:07:59,815 Literary monkeys. 104 00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:01,855 And what would that involve, exactly? 105 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:04,375 Well, I don't know, Erin. You work out the details. 106 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,455 I'm just an ideas woman. 107 00:08:06,455 --> 00:08:08,655 Look, I'd be willing to settle for gorillas. 108 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,215 But they're just big monkeys, Orla! 109 00:08:10,215 --> 00:08:12,935 This is a disaster. We haven't even got a band. 110 00:08:12,935 --> 00:08:15,455 We wanted The Commitments. The Commitments? Seriously?! 111 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:17,455 The CommitmenT. One of them has gone solo. 112 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,655 Which one.7 The one from Derry with the dark hair. 113 00:08:19,655 --> 00:08:20,855 But we can't afford her, 114 00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:23,215 and even if we could, she's booked up until next year. 115 00:08:23,215 --> 00:08:24,735 I'm not surprised. She's some voice on her. 116 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:26,695 She's a walking instrument. 117 00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:31,255 You put a bag over thon doll's head, you'd swear it was Tina Turner. 118 00:08:31,255 --> 00:08:34,495 Well, at least the parish hall's sorted, I suppose. Aye. Aye. 119 00:08:34,495 --> 00:08:37,175 Oh, God, aye, that's all sorted. 120 00:08:37,175 --> 00:08:38,535 Aye. 121 00:08:38,535 --> 00:08:42,135 Morning, everyone. Ah, reading the old Agreement, I see. 122 00:08:42,135 --> 00:08:44,335 I have to say, I found it awful slow, myself. 123 00:08:44,335 --> 00:08:46,015 Double Dutch is what it is. 124 00:08:46,015 --> 00:08:48,495 Jesus, Eammon, but you've some set of legs on you. 125 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,215 Do you think so, Sarah? Oh, aye. 126 00:08:50,215 --> 00:08:51,895 Tell us this. Do you exfoliate? 127 00:08:51,895 --> 00:08:53,495 Not as far as I'm aware. 128 00:08:53,495 --> 00:08:56,735 Well, they're a gift, Eammon. May God give you good of them. 129 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:59,175 Thank you. Would you like a bowl of porridge, Eammon.7 130 00:08:59,175 --> 00:09:01,535 I'm microwaving them. I would surely. 131 00:09:01,535 --> 00:09:04,055 Now, Gerry, I had a bit of bother with the bathroom door. 132 00:09:04,055 --> 00:09:06,455 It was sticking there. No worries, Eammon. 133 00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:08,295 I'll see to it later. Great stuff. 134 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:09,920 THUMP 135 00:09:12,295 --> 00:09:15,255 I'll just leave it here then. 136 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:19,855 Right, I'd better pop up and pull on me so. 137 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:21,775 What in the name...? 138 00:09:21,775 --> 00:09:23,495 Don't start, Gerry. When is he leaving? 139 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:25,455 Have a bit of sympathy. The fella's roof fell in. 140 00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:27,815 I'm starting to think he might have had a hand in that. 141 00:09:27,815 --> 00:09:30,175 He's our cousin! We can't just throw him out on the street. 142 00:09:30,175 --> 00:09:32,095 Especially not since Mary killed his mother. 143 00:09:32,095 --> 00:09:34,455 I did not kill his mother! I'm at the end of me rope! 144 00:09:34,455 --> 00:09:36,135 The man is a liability. He's not that bad, love. 145 00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:37,855 SMASHING 146 00:09:37,855 --> 00:09:39,215 Gerry! 147 00:09:39,215 --> 00:09:41,415 I think you'd better come up and take a look at this. 148 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,655 MICROWAVE PINGS 149 00:09:42,655 --> 00:09:45,815 Well?! Be right with you, Eammon! 150 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:47,335 GENTLE, CLASSICAL WIND MUSIC 151 00:09:47,335 --> 00:09:51,255 For years, we have been divided. 152 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:54,615 Inflicting pain on each other. 153 00:09:54,615 --> 00:09:56,335 In the name of what? 154 00:09:56,335 --> 00:09:57,855 I am a Republican. 155 00:09:57,855 --> 00:09:59,095 I am a Loyalist. 156 00:09:59,095 --> 00:10:01,970 I am affronted. 157 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,695 Are the IRA famous for their swordsmanship? 158 00:10:04,695 --> 00:10:08,015 PLAYERS: Hate. Hate. Fear. Fear. 159 00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:11,015 Pain. Pain. Death. Death. 160 00:10:11,015 --> 00:10:12,615 Is death an option? 161 00:10:12,615 --> 00:10:14,055 STOP! Please do... 162 00:10:14,055 --> 00:10:17,430 This isn't the way. 163 00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:20,575 We shouldn't be enemies. 164 00:10:20,575 --> 00:10:24,015 We should be neighbours. 165 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:26,015 Friends. 166 00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:27,815 Lovers. 167 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:30,135 Boke, boke, projectile boke. 168 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:31,495 Bleurgh! 169 00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:33,535 Let's put the past behind us, 170 00:10:33,535 --> 00:10:35,895 and let's choose hope. 171 00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:39,735 ACTORS WHISPER: Hope, hope, hope... 172 00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:41,495 hope... 173 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:42,815 Thank you. 174 00:10:42,815 --> 00:10:46,690 SMATTERI NG OF APPLAUSE 175 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:51,935 SOMEONE COUGHS 176 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:54,375 Food for thought, there. 177 00:10:54,375 --> 00:11:02,215 The conflict here has led to so many terrible atrocities... 178 00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:06,695 ..and now we must add your play to that list. 179 00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,935 Just one message this morning, girls. 180 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,535 Quite an important one. 181 00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:14,775 As Jenny's AWFUL PLAY just alluded to, 182 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,735 a referendum is about to take place, 183 00:11:16,735 --> 00:11:20,295 the outcome of which could change the course of history. 184 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:23,455 To those of you who have already turned 18, 185 00:11:23,455 --> 00:11:26,735 I strongly urge you to exercise your right to vote. 186 00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:29,535 It's your future. Take it seriously. 187 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:32,535 On the other hand, and I cannot stress this enough, 188 00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:37,255 I have absolutely no interest whatsoever 189 00:11:37,255 --> 00:11:39,615 in any of your other so-called rights. 190 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,535 I don't want to hear your thoughts on the workload, 191 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,495 or the uniform, 192 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,935 or the fact that you have to occasionally do my ironing. 193 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:51,135 Our Lady Immaculate is not a democracy, 194 00:11:51,135 --> 00:11:53,095 it is a dictatorship. 195 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:55,695 My house, my rules. 196 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:58,335 Is that understood? ALL: Yes, Sister Michael. 197 00:11:58,335 --> 00:12:05,210 In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit... 198 00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:09,216 Has anyone actually decided what way they're gonna vote 199 00:12:09,216 --> 00:12:10,736 for this referendum thing? 200 00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:12,696 Since when did you get all political? 201 00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:15,016 I'm not all political. Not like Nelson Mandela. 202 00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:16,976 I wish you were Nelson Mandela. 203 00:12:16,976 --> 00:12:18,416 It's just... 204 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:20,896 Well, everyone keeps banging on about what a big deal it is. 205 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:23,536 Well, its timing couldn't be any worse. 206 00:12:23,536 --> 00:12:26,296 Did they have to choose the week of our party? 207 00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:28,456 Talk about pulling focus. 208 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,176 I'm sorry, is the Good Friday Agreement stealing your thunder? 209 00:12:31,176 --> 00:12:33,056 A bit, yes. 210 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:37,431 You got the invites? Oh... 211 00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:40,936 Literary greats and monkeys? 212 00:12:40,936 --> 00:12:43,656 We're being avant-garde. Is that like a type of monkey? 213 00:12:43,656 --> 00:12:44,976 Yes. No. 214 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:47,336 Tell me you haven't just invited girls from school. 215 00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:49,096 There'd better be fellas at this thing, 216 00:12:49,096 --> 00:12:51,976 otherwise it's gonna be a total fucking festival of the fanny. 217 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:56,376 Hi, guys! So, I'm having a bit of a bash for my 18th on Saturday 218 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,216 and I just wanted to invite you peeps along. 219 00:12:58,216 --> 00:12:59,576 "Peeps"? Seriously, Jenny, 220 00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:01,176 you really don't do yourself any favours. 221 00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,416 # Hollywood glamour! # 222 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,376 # Please stop that! # That's the theme. 223 00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:10,456 We're actually having a party on Saturday ourselves, so... 224 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,816 I think you spelt monkeys wrong. Christ, Orla... 225 00:13:12,816 --> 00:13:14,976 You might want to reconsider, Erin. 226 00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:18,376 I'm sorry? I mean, I don't want to sound arrogant, but... 227 00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,976 What's the bet she says something really fucking arrogant now? 228 00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:23,856 Your party's never gonna compete with my party. And there we go. 229 00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:26,216 Aren't you worried that nobody's gonna show up? 230 00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:31,696 Oh, yeah, Jenny, it's a huge concern. 231 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:34,071 ERIN LAUGHS 232 00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:36,536 Champagne on arrival... 233 00:13:36,536 --> 00:13:38,216 Real champagne? 234 00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:41,056 Hors d'oeuvres... Is that them wee tiny sandwich things? 235 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:43,536 I think so. Sure, they wouldn't fill a fucking hole in your tooth. 236 00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:45,416 Magician, karaoke machine... 237 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,776 Pony rides! 238 00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,256 Caricature artist... Oh, my God. 239 00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:50,976 What? Riverdance! 240 00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:54,456 She's having Riverdance perform at her 18th birthday party? 241 00:13:54,456 --> 00:13:57,296 Whoa... Why does everyone lose their shit over Riverdance? 242 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:59,776 It's just Irish dancing, only they wave their arms about a bit. 243 00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:01,896 Giftbags to the value of �20. 244 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:05,656 Seriously? A selection of... Stop reading, James! 245 00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:08,456 Jesus Christ, this is practically the Oscars. 246 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,736 Our party doesn't stand a chance. 247 00:14:10,736 --> 00:14:12,056 That's not true, Erin. 248 00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:14,856 And you've something that Jenny Joyce doesn't have. 249 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:17,216 Integrity. What? No. 250 00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:18,896 Yeah, you don't have integrity, Erin. 251 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,456 Then what do I have? 252 00:14:21,456 --> 00:14:23,216 The Commitment. 253 00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:25,656 What? So, I know her nephew, a bit, 254 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,696 and it turns out he fancies the whole of me. 255 00:14:28,696 --> 00:14:30,296 Story of my life. 256 00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:33,016 And he said he can get her to play your party 257 00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:35,936 if I snog him for three minutes and 22 seconds. 258 00:14:35,936 --> 00:14:37,576 That's really precise. 259 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:41,096 It's the length of Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai. Great track. 260 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:44,456 Oh, the best. Oh, my God, Michelle... 261 00:14:44,456 --> 00:14:46,256 You would do that for me? 262 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:48,616 That's just the kind of selfless girl I am. 263 00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:49,976 Can I have a crisp? Fuck off! 264 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,896 MUSIC: Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai 265 00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:56,856 Christ, not this fecker again... 266 00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:58,731 Sister! 267 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,696 I used to be quite good at this. I don't care. Great. 268 00:15:10,696 --> 00:15:13,821 What do you want? 269 00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,976 Well, there's going to be a bit of a shakeup at the diocese, 270 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,896 and, well, the feeling was that I'd come and talk to you 271 00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:24,696 because, you know, erm... 272 00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:27,096 ..we have a relationship. We do not have a relationship. 273 00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,656 Right. 274 00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,136 So the Bishop wants you to know that he's absolutely thrilled 275 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,616 with all the amazing work you've done here over the years. 276 00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,856 I'm ecstatic. But perhaps he thinks it's time for a different challenge. 277 00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:40,376 What? Pastures new and all that. 278 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,736 He wants me to leave Our Lady Immaculate? 279 00:15:42,736 --> 00:15:46,096 He thinks it's time. And, well, you know, it's... 280 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:49,776 it's the nature of the game. I'm not playing a game. 281 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,816 When things get too familiar, 282 00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:55,016 too comfortable... 283 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:57,376 ..you know, it can distract us from the main focus. 284 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:58,976 Which is? God. 285 00:15:58,976 --> 00:16:00,726 Right. 286 00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:05,096 And...she's worried about that herself, is she? 287 00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,616 Who? God. 288 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:10,936 She passed these concerns on to the Bishop personally? 289 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,136 Look, this is always difficult, Sister, but can I be frank? 290 00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:14,656 Be whoever you want. 291 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:19,336 It's best, in my experience, to make peace with it, because ultimately... 292 00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:21,456 ..it's out of your control. 293 00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:25,816 MUSIC: Honey by Mariah Carey 294 00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,441 Well? 295 00:16:27,496 --> 00:16:30,376 Mammy wants a bar of dark chocolate. 296 00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:31,736 Here. 297 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:33,376 This isn't dark chocolate. 298 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:38,816 You tell your ma to eat it WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT! 299 00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:41,856 A'right, D Dog? OK, we need some balloons, streamers... 300 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,736 Inflatable bananas. And two bottles of that ropey tequila 301 00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,376 that you keep under the counter. 302 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:48,736 It's dirt cheap cos it fell off the back of a lorry. 303 00:16:48,736 --> 00:16:52,296 Jesus, take an ad out in the Derry Journal, why don't you? 304 00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:55,176 Don't go mad now. I drank a quarter bottle of this on Saturday night, 305 00:16:55,176 --> 00:16:57,376 ended up having an argument with a fucking squirrel. 306 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,136 Squirrels are such arseholes. 307 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,096 Did you get glasses, Dennis? 308 00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:03,856 Yep. They're very snazzy! 309 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,216 They're not snazzy. They are a bit snazzy. 310 00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:08,216 Not snazzy, all right? They're just ordinary, normal, 311 00:17:08,216 --> 00:17:10,576 everyday fucking glasses. Of course they are. 312 00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,056 If you're Elton John. You cheeky wee rat! 313 00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:15,776 If I was your Niall I'd be begging them to let me finish me stretch. 314 00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:18,976 Nothing'd be worse than sharing a house with you. Fuck off, Dennis. 315 00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:21,176 And that's never actually gonna happen anyway, so. 316 00:17:21,176 --> 00:17:23,496 They're saying it might. 317 00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:26,216 Well, I'm not gonna get my hopes up. 318 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:31,096 MUSIC: A Life Less Ordinary by Ash 319 00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:34,296 OK, so I think I've got a handle on the basics. 320 00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:36,656 Everyone sit down. I'll have a look at it later, Joe. 321 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,496 Sit! Jesus, Sarah, but the wains will go berserk 322 00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,496 when they find out about this parish hall thing. 323 00:17:40,496 --> 00:17:42,856 Let them. I'm sick of the pair of them. 324 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:45,696 Why are we expected to organise everything anyway? 325 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:47,336 We're not responsible for them. 326 00:17:47,336 --> 00:17:49,696 We are responsible for them, Sarah. We're their mothers. 327 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:52,056 Right, as far as I can make out, this thing has two main aims. 328 00:17:52,056 --> 00:17:54,656 Firstly, to stop us all killing one another. Fair enough. 329 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,816 And secondly, to allow us to govern ourselves from here, 330 00:17:57,816 --> 00:17:59,536 rather than England. From Derry? 331 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,896 I would say so. Would it not be more likely to be Belfast? 332 00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:04,376 Belfast is the capital. Aye, but that was an oversight, Gerry. 333 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,656 They get rid of the British Army. 334 00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:08,536 What will happen to the barracks? 335 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:10,176 There's no mention of the barracks. 336 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,856 It would make a great wee shopping centre. We get a new police force. 337 00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:15,576 Different uniforms as well, I hope. 338 00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,216 I mean if they want Catholics to join, 339 00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:20,656 they're gonna have to find something that works with our complexion. 340 00:18:20,656 --> 00:18:23,216 Er, the release of all paramilitary prisoners, 341 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,816 both flavours. 342 00:18:25,816 --> 00:18:28,376 Both flavours? Loyalist and Republican. Of course. 343 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,936 This is what I don't understand. 344 00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,696 What happens to the lads when they get out? 345 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:34,336 I mean, what does an ex-paramilitary do? Gardening. 346 00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:36,536 Gardening? Have you any better suggestions? 347 00:18:36,536 --> 00:18:37,896 Howdy, folks. 348 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:39,936 Are those shorts, Eammon? 349 00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:42,296 They are surely, Gerry. Are they my shorts? 350 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:45,096 That's right. I had a hoke about in your drawers earlier. 351 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,576 Sarah said you wouldn't mind. Did she now? 352 00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:49,576 He didn't have a pair of his own, Gerry, 353 00:18:49,576 --> 00:18:52,336 and legs like that should not be hidden away. 354 00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:56,736 I'm sorry, but I feel very strongly about this. 355 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,216 God, but I am freezing. I wonder why. 356 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,576 Well, Gerry, I didn't want to say anything, 357 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:04,816 but you're a bit tight with the old heating, now. 358 00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:06,456 Could all be doing with a bit of a blast. 359 00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:10,416 Well, you heard the man. Hm! 360 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:18,056 MUSIC: Brimful Of Asha by Cornershop (Norman Cook remix) 361 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,056 Where do we want Emily Bronte? 362 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:24,496 That's Jane Austen. Really? 363 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,016 We are running dangerously low on bamboo now, folks. 364 00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:32,096 Are you doing like half monkey life, half literary greats? 365 00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:34,656 Or are you incorporating literary greats into the jungle? 366 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:36,536 I have no fucking idea, Clare. 367 00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:38,016 Well, that's not good enough! 368 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:40,776 I mean, we could really be doing with some clarity here, people, 369 00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:44,496 because I'm starting to think you guys haven't thought this through. 370 00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:47,576 Michelle? Michelle?! 371 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:50,056 Is that your Uncle Colm? That's Samuel Beckett. 372 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,776 One boring bastard looks much like another, I suppose. 373 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,976 And there was something else I wanted to talk to you about. 374 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,476 Er, right... 375 00:19:57,736 --> 00:19:59,656 What was the face all about? 376 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,896 What face? 377 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:03,576 Earlier, when Dennis was talking about Niall, you did a face. 378 00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:04,896 I didn't do a face. 379 00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,896 You did a face, Erin. You did a face like this. 380 00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:11,336 I...would never do that face. 381 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:14,536 I couldn't do that face. 382 00:20:14,536 --> 00:20:17,256 That face, it isn't even in my repertoire. 383 00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:19,296 Oh, it's in your repertoire all right, Erin. 384 00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:21,656 I've seen you whip it out over a dozen times, 385 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,976 usually when you find something hard to believe. 386 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,936 What was hard to believe, Erin? 387 00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:28,536 It was just when you said that you didn't want to get your hopes up. 388 00:20:28,536 --> 00:20:32,056 Yeah? You don't actually think he should get out, do you? 389 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,576 He's me brother. He killed someone. 390 00:20:34,576 --> 00:20:37,616 I know that, Erin. I'm not sure we should be talking about this. 391 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:40,056 Isn't this exactly what we should be talking about? 392 00:20:40,056 --> 00:20:42,856 I mean, we have to vote on it. 393 00:20:42,856 --> 00:20:44,616 It wasn't supposed to happen the way it did. 394 00:20:44,616 --> 00:20:47,536 I'm sure that poor man's family takes great comfort in that. 395 00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:51,016 These things, they're not black and white, Erin. Aren't they? 396 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,776 Nothing about this place is! 397 00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:54,976 Well, I think the fact that you shouldn't kill people 398 00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:56,856 is pretty black and white. 399 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,096 Oh, awkward, awkward, awkward, awkward, oh, God, it's so awkward! 400 00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,696 Fuck off, Erin. And what would you know, anyway? 401 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:09,216 You're nothing but a spoilt, selfish, sheltered wee brat. 402 00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:14,341 LITERARY GREAT CLATTERS ON FLOOR 403 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,376 And for you information, Erin, 404 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:21,496 I didn't agree to snog that fella 405 00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:24,016 so you would have a Commitment play at your pishy party, 406 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:29,256 I agreed to snog him cos he's a massive ride. James! 407 00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:30,736 Sorry. 408 00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:35,256 You know, the cousin thing... 409 00:21:35,256 --> 00:21:36,816 Oh, my God! 410 00:21:36,816 --> 00:21:39,441 Oh, my God... 411 00:21:45,456 --> 00:21:47,656 So, how are things now? What's happening? 412 00:21:47,656 --> 00:21:49,416 MUMBLES: It's really, really bad. 413 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,856 James? Hello? 414 00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:53,296 It's really, really bad... 415 00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:55,856 James, I can't hear you. I think there's a problem with the line. 416 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,856 There's not a problem with the line, Clare! I'm mumbling. 417 00:21:58,856 --> 00:22:01,416 Why are you mumbling? Because Michelle's upstairs 418 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,376 and I don't want her to hear me. Who are you talking to, James? 419 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,336 Oh, Christ. Hi, Michelle! 420 00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,256 What's going on? Look, just leave it alone, OK? 421 00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:13,896 I am never, ever, ever speaking to that dickhead again. Ever. 422 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:16,456 Well, that's a start. I mean, not a great start. 423 00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:17,496 BEEPING 424 00:22:17,496 --> 00:22:20,216 Oh, hold on one second. 425 00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:21,296 Hey, Clare. 426 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,576 Oh, hi! 427 00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:25,016 Yeah, I'm good, grand, thanks. Never been better. 428 00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:27,856 Michelle? Haven't even thought about Michelle. 429 00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:29,816 It's sort of like, "Who's Michelle?" You know? 430 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,016 I sort of think I've outgrown her and... 431 00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:34,496 Listen, it was an argument. 432 00:22:34,496 --> 00:22:37,376 It's a sensitive subject. Things got heated. It happens. 433 00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:39,776 But you need to apologise. You think I should apologise? 434 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,616 Shit, no. What did I do? 435 00:22:41,616 --> 00:22:42,776 I'm not apologising. 436 00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:44,816 No, look, Erin's on the other line. 437 00:22:44,816 --> 00:22:47,456 Oh, so she thinks I should apologise? Unbelievable. 438 00:22:47,456 --> 00:22:51,776 What's happening, Clare? Just one second! 439 00:22:51,776 --> 00:22:54,176 Hello? Where'd you go? I was on the other line. 440 00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:55,656 Talking to who? 441 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:56,976 Michelle... 442 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,696 Do you want a Pop Tart, Erin? No, I'm good, thanks. Clare? 443 00:22:59,696 --> 00:23:02,416 I'm in Strabane. And your point is? 444 00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:03,656 SIGHS 445 00:23:03,656 --> 00:23:06,456 Look, Erin, someone has to make the first move here. 446 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:09,016 You're telling me you don't want Michelle to come to your party? 447 00:23:09,016 --> 00:23:10,856 She doesn't want me to come to her party? 448 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,256 How do I keep doing that?! 449 00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,016 Well, she can stick her party up her hole. 450 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:15,216 HANGS UP 451 00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:18,336 Shit, Clare! What are you gonna tell Erin? Well, I can't tell her 452 00:23:18,336 --> 00:23:20,696 Michelle thinks she should stick her party up her hole! 453 00:23:20,696 --> 00:23:22,696 Oh, does she now? JESUS CHRIST! 454 00:23:22,696 --> 00:23:26,976 Well, you can tell Michelle that I didn't want her there anyway. 455 00:23:26,976 --> 00:23:28,376 Clare. Yeah. 456 00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:29,856 What's going on? 457 00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:33,376 I think peace negotiations have just broken down. 458 00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:38,251 MUSIC: Don't Speak by No Doubt 459 00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:19,496 Michelle's not speaking to me, and now The Commitment's pulled out. 460 00:24:19,496 --> 00:24:22,496 The Lack Of Commitment, that's what she should call herself. 461 00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:25,816 That's not as catchy. I don't care. Her voice isn't even that good. 462 00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:28,776 We don't need The Commitment and we don't need Michelle. 463 00:24:28,776 --> 00:24:34,496 This party is gonna be amazing, with or without them. 464 00:24:34,496 --> 00:24:38,216 # I have heard my people crying... # 465 00:24:38,216 --> 00:24:40,966 What the hell? 466 00:24:47,976 --> 00:24:50,456 What is going on? Where are all the literary greats? 467 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,816 What happened to my monkeys? We had to take them down. 468 00:24:52,816 --> 00:24:55,176 They were scaring the wains. Why are the wains here? 469 00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:58,216 Ach, splitting the booking just made sense, you know, price wise. 470 00:24:58,216 --> 00:25:00,016 We are not sharing our 18th birthday party 471 00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:03,296 with the first communion do! I cannot believe this, Mammy! 472 00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:06,136 BEGINS TO SOB: All I do is try my best, Erin... 473 00:25:06,136 --> 00:25:08,656 Oh, come on. This is how I'm treated... 474 00:25:08,656 --> 00:25:11,616 Well, you're quite clearly pretending to cry now, so. 475 00:25:11,616 --> 00:25:14,536 Everything I do, I do it for you! 476 00:25:14,536 --> 00:25:18,136 Is that right, Bryan Adams? And maybe you'll realise that... 477 00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:20,336 Oh, don't even. ..when I'm dead. 478 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:21,776 Seriously? 479 00:25:21,776 --> 00:25:24,976 MUSIC: (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by B Adams, M Kame and RJ Lange 480 00:25:24,976 --> 00:25:27,856 Well, how'd they take it? Not great. 481 00:25:27,856 --> 00:25:30,736 I had to whip out the old you'll be sorry when I'm dead card. 482 00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:33,111 Happy days. 483 00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:37,096 Time to get the band back together. 484 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:39,096 Purse... 485 00:25:39,376 --> 00:25:40,456 check. 486 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,736 Lip gloss, check. 487 00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:45,256 Hubba Bubba, check. 488 00:25:45,256 --> 00:25:48,016 Ulster bus timetable... 489 00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:50,456 Shit. MAMMY! 490 00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:52,816 HAVE YOU SEEN THE ULSTER BUS TIMETABLE?! 491 00:25:52,816 --> 00:25:56,656 # Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah... # 492 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,216 So did yous just make your first communion today, then? 493 00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:01,416 No, we dress like this every day. 494 00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:03,616 Well, I was just trying to make conversation. 495 00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:05,336 Did you enjoy the body of Christ? 496 00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:08,096 It was a bit dry. Aye, that's why I put butter on it. 497 00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:10,616 Yeah, you're really, really not supposed to do that, Orla. 498 00:26:10,616 --> 00:26:13,416 How many pieces of communion do you think you'd need to swallow 499 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,736 to eat a whole Jesus? 500 00:26:15,736 --> 00:26:18,176 Where the hell is Clare? 501 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:19,176 MUSIC: Bodyshakin' by 911 502 00:26:19,176 --> 00:26:22,551 Help me now, Daddy! 503 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:28,336 You can vote yes, or, you can vote no. 504 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,056 Well, they are the only two options, Colm. 505 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,776 That's not strictly true, now, Gerry, 506 00:26:32,776 --> 00:26:35,136 for you can spoil your vote. Right. 507 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:39,056 I knew a fella once, Tommy Duddy, he spoiled his vote. 508 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,256 Now this would have been back in, ach... 509 00:26:41,256 --> 00:26:44,456 we're talking '88, '89. 510 00:26:44,456 --> 00:26:46,416 Or was it '90? I don't care, Colm. 511 00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:50,056 '90, at a push. Now, when I say he spoiled his vote, 512 00:26:50,056 --> 00:26:53,256 what he actually did was eat the ballot paper. 513 00:26:53,256 --> 00:26:56,296 What? Swallowed the thing whole, so he did. 514 00:26:56,296 --> 00:26:57,976 People thought he was trying to make 515 00:26:57,976 --> 00:26:59,896 some sort of political statement, 516 00:26:59,896 --> 00:27:02,336 but that wasn't the case at all. 517 00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:05,656 Tommy was just an awful man for the paper. 518 00:27:05,656 --> 00:27:07,856 Couldn't get enough of the stuff. 519 00:27:07,856 --> 00:27:10,336 I'll tell you, if you didn't keep your eye on him, 520 00:27:10,336 --> 00:27:12,696 he'd have got the very Yellow Pages down him. 521 00:27:12,696 --> 00:27:14,376 Tommy Duddy, is it? Aye. 522 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:16,936 Took a bite out of my crossword once. 523 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,016 I must say now, Eammon, I hardly recognised you in your shorts. 524 00:27:20,016 --> 00:27:22,536 I'm like a new man, Colm. They do wonders for him, don't they? 525 00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:26,056 Thanks, Joe. It's just nice to have something positive to focus on, 526 00:27:26,056 --> 00:27:27,896 after what happened with my roof, you know. 527 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,456 God, aye. 528 00:27:29,456 --> 00:27:32,896 I'm sure that hit you hard. Oh, it did, Colm. 529 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:35,696 Literally. How are the repairs coming along, Eammon? 530 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:38,296 Slowly but surely. Slowly but surely, Gerry. 531 00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:40,296 No word of when you'll be able to move back in? 532 00:27:40,296 --> 00:27:43,816 Not as yet, no, but as I said to the builders, I'm in no great rush. 533 00:27:43,816 --> 00:27:49,316 Happy enough where I am. Grand, so. 534 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,456 90, 100, 535 00:27:51,456 --> 00:27:53,581 110, 120. 536 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,576 I'm sorry... 537 00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:59,416 did you just make 120 quid? 538 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:02,456 Aye. Is that the going rate for a first communion these days? 539 00:28:02,456 --> 00:28:04,896 It's pretty standard, yeah. Jesus! 540 00:28:04,896 --> 00:28:06,856 Why, how much did you make? 50. 541 00:28:06,856 --> 00:28:09,736 50? I wouldn't have got out of my bed for 50. 542 00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:11,656 This is the worst night of my life. 543 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:14,456 Crap, isn't it? I'm out of here soon, thank God. 544 00:28:14,456 --> 00:28:16,936 Heading to my cousin Jenny's 18th. The Commitment's playing. 545 00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:20,186 I beg your pardon? 546 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:22,856 I don't feel comfortable, Michelle... Loosen the bow tie. 547 00:28:22,856 --> 00:28:26,256 Not physically! I feel uncomfortable about the whole situation. 548 00:28:26,256 --> 00:28:27,816 Tough. 549 00:28:27,816 --> 00:28:29,296 BUZZER 550 00:28:29,296 --> 00:28:32,256 Hi, and welcome to Jenny Joyce's party. Name, please? 551 00:28:32,256 --> 00:28:33,816 Michelle Mallon. 552 00:28:33,816 --> 00:28:35,736 and James Maguire. 553 00:28:35,736 --> 00:28:37,736 James... 554 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:42,056 Oh, I may have put him down as "Fanny Features". 555 00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,216 Ah, there we are! 556 00:28:43,216 --> 00:28:44,496 Welcome. 557 00:28:44,496 --> 00:28:45,656 GATE BUZZES 558 00:28:45,656 --> 00:28:48,031 Honestly... 559 00:28:48,456 --> 00:28:53,456 MUSIC: Would You? by Touch & Go 560 00:29:13,416 --> 00:29:15,666 Champagne? 561 00:29:16,576 --> 00:29:19,496 Attention, everyone. Attention, please. 562 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:23,816 We've just discovered a black mark on the floor of the master en-suite. 563 00:29:23,816 --> 00:29:26,256 It's a Sicilian marble, folks, 564 00:29:26,256 --> 00:29:29,176 so I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask everyone to remove their shoes. 565 00:29:29,176 --> 00:29:31,176 GROANING 566 00:29:31,456 --> 00:29:38,081 MUSIC: Dance The Night Away by The Mavericks 567 00:29:53,496 --> 00:29:54,696 PANTING 568 00:29:54,696 --> 00:29:58,616 So The Commitment is...gonna be playing Jenny Joyce's party. 569 00:29:58,616 --> 00:30:02,416 Interesting, Michelle, very interesting. 570 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:05,176 So, Daddy says if I do well in my A-levels, 571 00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:07,176 I can book Val-d'Isere. 572 00:30:07,176 --> 00:30:09,176 Who's up for it? He said you could book what? 573 00:30:09,176 --> 00:30:11,456 Val-d'Isere. You know, the ski resort? 574 00:30:11,456 --> 00:30:13,896 It is to die for. 575 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:17,176 Isn't it, Tomas? Oh, it's a wonderful spot. Simply wonderful. 576 00:30:17,176 --> 00:30:19,136 I adore skiing. Really? 577 00:30:19,136 --> 00:30:20,736 Mmm. Really? 578 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,236 Yes. 579 00:30:22,536 --> 00:30:27,536 Skiing, and... Well, all the snowy sports, really. 580 00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:32,536 In fact, Cool Runnings is probably one of my favourite films. 581 00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:35,936 Right. I haven't seen that one. Me either. Nor me, I'm afraid. 582 00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:38,016 We have to leave. 583 00:30:38,016 --> 00:30:40,496 Shh! They haven't seen Cool Runnings, Michelle. 584 00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:44,056 I don't trust these people. More champagne? 585 00:30:44,056 --> 00:30:46,431 Absolutely. 586 00:30:47,376 --> 00:30:54,001 MUSIC: Dance The Night Away by The Mavericks 587 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:58,706 BELL DINGS 588 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,526 BUZZER 589 00:31:03,176 --> 00:31:05,376 Welcome to Jenny Joyce's party. Name, please? 590 00:31:05,376 --> 00:31:07,976 Erin. Erin Quinn. 591 00:31:07,976 --> 00:31:09,896 Oh. Oh? 592 00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:13,576 You're not on the list. So I can't come in? 593 00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:15,856 You're not actually serious. 594 00:31:15,856 --> 00:31:17,606 Hello? 595 00:31:17,816 --> 00:31:20,736 Hello, hello, hello? 596 00:31:20,736 --> 00:31:25,486 Oh, so it's like that, is it? 597 00:31:36,856 --> 00:31:38,481 Shit! 598 00:31:39,176 --> 00:31:41,376 Sorry for the wait. I just had to check with Jenny. 599 00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:44,751 Welcome, and enjoy. 600 00:31:45,576 --> 00:31:47,826 Thank you. 601 00:31:52,255 --> 00:31:54,630 PHONE RINGS 602 00:31:59,135 --> 00:32:01,010 RINGING 603 00:32:03,135 --> 00:32:07,375 Sister Michael. You may speak. 604 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,295 Hello, Bishop. 605 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:14,545 MUSIC: Firestarter by The Prodigy 606 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:28,725 Tiny horse. She's got a tiny horse... 607 00:32:30,535 --> 00:32:32,335 Well, well, well... 608 00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:36,135 Champagne? No! Thank you. 609 00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:37,535 Sorry... 610 00:32:37,535 --> 00:32:39,735 Is it real champagne? Yes. 611 00:32:39,735 --> 00:32:43,235 Well, if you insist. 612 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:46,055 Hors d'oeuvre? 613 00:32:46,055 --> 00:32:47,680 Fine. 614 00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:52,055 Christ, but these are nice! 615 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:54,495 I mean, it's based on a true story! 616 00:32:54,495 --> 00:32:57,695 I mean, how have you never seen it, Thomas? How, Thomas? How? 617 00:32:57,695 --> 00:32:59,175 Hello, James! 618 00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:01,255 Well, isn't this nice? 619 00:33:01,255 --> 00:33:03,575 Erin. Who's this? Your new friend? 620 00:33:03,575 --> 00:33:05,735 No, no, God, no. 621 00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,095 Jenny just sent me up here to collect glasses, 622 00:33:08,095 --> 00:33:12,495 and then he started shouting at me about a Jamaican bobsleigh team, 623 00:33:12,495 --> 00:33:17,055 and it's totes freaking me out, to be honest. 624 00:33:17,055 --> 00:33:21,215 And FYI, it's pronounced Tomas. 625 00:33:21,215 --> 00:33:23,495 Jenny Joyce's party... 626 00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:26,215 Well, this is quite the betrayal. 627 00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:29,495 Why are you all covered in muck.7 I climbed over a wall. 628 00:33:29,495 --> 00:33:31,815 You know there's a gate? 629 00:33:31,815 --> 00:33:33,655 How could you come here? 630 00:33:33,655 --> 00:33:35,735 How could you go along with it? 631 00:33:35,735 --> 00:33:39,535 I didn't want to, but I'm in a bit of a difficult position, Erin. 632 00:33:39,535 --> 00:33:42,375 Well, I'm just glad Orla isn't here to witness this 633 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:45,295 because it would completely break her heart. 634 00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:46,735 All right, Erin? 635 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:48,855 Orla! You ditched your own party. 636 00:33:48,855 --> 00:33:51,615 It was crap. It was crap. 637 00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:54,735 Things have been pretty crap, generally. 638 00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:57,095 I can't believe this. 639 00:33:57,095 --> 00:33:59,535 All I did was... 640 00:33:59,535 --> 00:34:02,375 All I did was try and speak the truth, and... 641 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:05,735 Sorry, who's this guy? Oh, he's the caricature artist. 642 00:34:05,735 --> 00:34:07,485 Right. 643 00:34:07,975 --> 00:34:10,335 Well, do you know what? I'm gonna go, 644 00:34:10,335 --> 00:34:14,735 and you can tell Michelle to enjoy the champagne, and the giftbags, 645 00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:17,215 and the little teeny-tiny bits of raw fish. 646 00:34:17,215 --> 00:34:21,015 I'm sure she's having a great, great time here. 647 00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:24,575 I really don't think she is, Erin. 648 00:34:24,575 --> 00:34:29,700 MUSIC: Linger by The Cranberries 649 00:34:35,415 --> 00:34:39,375 You know I've never even visited Niall. 650 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:42,015 My ma won't let me. 651 00:34:42,015 --> 00:34:46,015 She won't let any of us. 652 00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:52,295 She won't even say his name any more. 653 00:34:52,295 --> 00:34:54,920 He had a son. 654 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,135 The man. 655 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:02,680 He had a teenage son. 656 00:35:03,215 --> 00:35:05,975 We found that out later. 657 00:35:05,975 --> 00:35:10,655 I'm sorry, Michelle. You weren't wrong. 658 00:35:10,655 --> 00:35:13,695 I mean, you weren't right either. 659 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:16,455 There's no answer to any of this, is there? 660 00:35:16,455 --> 00:35:18,080 No... 661 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:23,415 I don't think there is, you know. 662 00:35:23,415 --> 00:35:27,295 D'you wanna get out of here? 663 00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:29,815 Can we take that wee tiny horse? 664 00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,190 No? 665 00:35:40,695 --> 00:35:43,655 As far as sausage rolls go, 666 00:35:43,655 --> 00:35:46,335 well, I could take them or leave them, 667 00:35:46,335 --> 00:35:48,775 but that's not to say I don't appreciate 668 00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:51,415 the work that goes into them. Look, Colm, no offence, 669 00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:53,735 but I listened to the prawn cocktail monologue. 670 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,255 I'm not getting into sausage rolls. 671 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,455 For there was a fella that lived on my street, 672 00:35:58,455 --> 00:36:01,735 and, well, he was a pastry chef. 673 00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:04,735 He's dead now. This was when he was alive. 674 00:36:04,735 --> 00:36:06,655 I only came over for a bloody napkin. 675 00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:10,535 I'm sorry, I can't actually believe that I'm about to say this, 676 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:12,895 but can I speak to him on my own for a moment? 677 00:36:12,895 --> 00:36:16,975 Thank you, son. Thank you. 678 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:20,935 Colm, I've been thinking about this business with Eammon's roof. 679 00:36:20,935 --> 00:36:23,815 Desperate altogether. Ach, sure there's nothing worse. 680 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,495 I remember one... OK! 681 00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:29,095 We're going to play a game. 682 00:36:29,095 --> 00:36:31,335 You can only speak if you're holding this. 683 00:36:31,335 --> 00:36:33,255 Fair enough, Gerry. 684 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,855 Must get a bit lonely for you, 685 00:36:35,855 --> 00:36:37,895 rattling round that big house on your own. 686 00:36:37,895 --> 00:36:40,495 I live in a two-bedroom terrace, Gerry. 687 00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:43,295 Oh, sorry. I live in a two-bedroom... 688 00:36:43,295 --> 00:36:47,975 Two bedrooms is still one bedroom too many. 689 00:36:47,975 --> 00:36:51,055 But what if Eammon came and stayed with you for a bit? 690 00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:52,815 I don't know, Gerry. Why not? 691 00:36:52,815 --> 00:36:55,295 Sure, you'd be company for each other. 692 00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:56,855 The thing is... 693 00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:58,375 Now, how do I put this? 694 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,335 I'm trying to find the right word. What? 695 00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,855 You don't have the breadstick, Gerry. Feck the breadstick. 696 00:37:02,855 --> 00:37:08,655 What is it? Well, I find Eammon a bit... 697 00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:12,530 ..boring, to be honest. 698 00:37:14,575 --> 00:37:16,325 I see. 699 00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:27,295 I'm glad Jenny's party was so cracker. 700 00:37:27,295 --> 00:37:28,775 What? 701 00:37:28,775 --> 00:37:30,735 I mean, she had everything, 702 00:37:30,735 --> 00:37:35,735 a magician, firework display, karaoke machine, 703 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:38,655 Riverdance, wee horse... Yeah, OK, Orla. 704 00:37:38,655 --> 00:37:42,375 And all it did was make me realise 705 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:45,935 I'd still rather just be standing here on the walls with you guys. 706 00:37:45,935 --> 00:37:47,810 Orla... 707 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:52,360 At last! Oh! 708 00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:55,535 All right, Mary Poppins? I've had a shocker, girls! 709 00:37:55,535 --> 00:37:57,415 Clare, what happened? 710 00:37:57,415 --> 00:37:59,775 I lost my timetable, the bus broke down, 711 00:37:59,775 --> 00:38:02,175 fan belt snapped. All these old women were taking their tights off 712 00:38:02,175 --> 00:38:04,135 and handing them to the driver, and he was like, 713 00:38:04,135 --> 00:38:06,495 "This isn't a film, I'm not a mechanic." 714 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:07,775 Then I finally get to the parish hall 715 00:38:07,775 --> 00:38:09,975 and I get cornered by your Uncle Colm. Christ. 716 00:38:09,975 --> 00:38:11,095 I managed to free myself, 717 00:38:11,095 --> 00:38:13,455 then some wain told me you went to Jenny Joyce's house, 718 00:38:13,455 --> 00:38:15,815 and when I got there, the weirdest thing happened... 719 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,175 MUSIC: Sound Of Da Police by KRS One 720 00:38:17,175 --> 00:38:20,375 Well, I'm looking for you lot when I bump into Jenny, who tells me... 721 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,655 Oh, no, they all left, I think. 722 00:38:23,655 --> 00:38:26,215 It was probably a bit upsetting for Erin, 723 00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:29,815 realising the entire year chose my party instead of hers. 724 00:38:29,815 --> 00:38:31,495 I did try and warn her. 725 00:38:31,495 --> 00:38:32,975 And I thought to myself, 726 00:38:32,975 --> 00:38:36,575 wouldn't it be a pity if there was a blackout? 727 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,935 Blackout?! So I said to Jenny, 728 00:38:38,935 --> 00:38:42,375 "Either the party's over, or we relocate it." 729 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,575 Jesus, Clare, where the hell is this gaff? 730 00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:46,095 Oh, my God! 731 00:38:46,095 --> 00:38:48,575 Looks like your party's gonna be the biggest night of the year 732 00:38:48,575 --> 00:38:51,655 after all, girls! Clare, you little lesbian legend! 733 00:38:51,655 --> 00:38:55,415 Let's go, motherfuckerrr! 734 00:38:55,415 --> 00:38:57,415 CHEERING 735 00:38:58,655 --> 00:39:03,135 # Left a good job in the city 736 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:08,375 # Working for the man Every night and day 737 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:12,775 # And I never lost One minute sleeping 738 00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:17,015 # I was worrying 'bout the way things might have been... # 739 00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:18,775 What's with all the tiny brides? 740 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:22,775 # Big wheel keep on turning 741 00:39:22,775 --> 00:39:27,095 # Proud Mary keep on burning. 742 00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:29,935 # And we're rolling... 743 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:32,060 # Rolling 744 00:39:32,535 --> 00:39:33,655 # Rolling on the river. 745 00:39:33,655 --> 00:39:36,415 All right, love. 746 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:38,655 Did you get your head around this referendum thing yet? 747 00:39:38,655 --> 00:39:40,415 I did, aye. 748 00:39:40,415 --> 00:39:41,615 And what do you think? 749 00:39:41,615 --> 00:39:42,935 Hm. 750 00:39:42,935 --> 00:39:44,935 Oh, it doesn't matter what I think. 751 00:39:44,935 --> 00:39:47,815 Sure, I'm an old man. 752 00:39:47,815 --> 00:39:51,495 It's what you think that's important. People died. 753 00:39:51,495 --> 00:39:54,055 Innocent people died, Granda. 754 00:39:54,055 --> 00:39:58,455 They were someone's mother, father, daughter, son. 755 00:39:58,455 --> 00:40:02,015 Nothing can ever make that OK. 756 00:40:02,015 --> 00:40:05,575 And the people who took those lives, they're just gonna walk free. 757 00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:09,095 What if we do it, and it was all for nothing? 758 00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:11,295 What if we vote yes, and it doesn't even work? 759 00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:13,575 And what if it does? 760 00:40:13,575 --> 00:40:15,855 What if no-one else has to die? 761 00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:18,935 What if all this becomes a... 762 00:40:18,935 --> 00:40:24,935 ..a ghost story you'll tell your wains one day? 763 00:40:24,935 --> 00:40:26,435 Hmm? 764 00:40:26,575 --> 00:40:31,815 A ghost story they'll hardly believe. 765 00:40:31,815 --> 00:40:32,855 # Ahh! 766 00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:35,230 Oooh-wahey! 767 00:40:38,415 --> 00:40:42,290 You're all right, love. 768 00:40:43,415 --> 00:40:46,975 # Left a good job in the city! 769 00:40:46,975 --> 00:40:49,855 # Working for the man Every night and day 770 00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:52,535 # And I never lost One minute sleeping 771 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:55,695 # Worrying 'bout the way things might have been 772 00:40:55,695 --> 00:40:58,255 # Big wheel keep on turning Turning! 773 00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:00,895 # Proud Mary keep on burning Burning! 774 00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:02,615 # And we're rolling 775 00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:04,135 # Rolling 776 00:41:04,135 --> 00:41:07,375 # Rolling on the river 777 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,855 # Rolling... Rolling.. 778 00:41:09,855 --> 00:41:13,255 # Rolling on the river 779 00:41:13,255 --> 00:41:20,380 # Do-ah, do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, hey! 780 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:25,605 # All right! # 781 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,415 KNOCKING 782 00:41:29,415 --> 00:41:31,415 Go away. 783 00:41:32,415 --> 00:41:37,665 Oh... You're taking the piss, now. 784 00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:39,615 Sister, you missed the first communion. 785 00:41:39,615 --> 00:41:42,490 I'm devastated. 786 00:41:51,615 --> 00:41:55,240 Everything all right? 787 00:41:57,295 --> 00:41:59,175 The Bishop rang. 788 00:41:59,175 --> 00:42:01,175 I see... 789 00:42:01,735 --> 00:42:04,975 I decided to take your advice. 790 00:42:04,975 --> 00:42:06,775 No point fighting it. 791 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,525 Right. 792 00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:13,935 Then I had a whiskey 793 00:42:13,935 --> 00:42:17,810 and a word with myself. 794 00:42:17,975 --> 00:42:20,975 I rang him back. 795 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,215 You rang him back? 796 00:42:23,215 --> 00:42:27,815 Told him... I make a difference here. 797 00:42:27,815 --> 00:42:30,255 The girls know that. 798 00:42:30,255 --> 00:42:34,015 The parents know that. I'm not ready to leave. 799 00:42:34,015 --> 00:42:36,655 Try and force me to and there'll be an awful fuss, I said. 800 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,935 I'll make sure of it, I said. 801 00:42:38,935 --> 00:42:40,415 And what did he say? 802 00:42:40,415 --> 00:42:42,540 Not much. 803 00:42:58,015 --> 00:43:00,735 He didn't say much. 804 00:43:00,735 --> 00:43:03,855 BOTH CHUCKLE WRYLY 805 00:43:03,855 --> 00:43:05,855 Slainte. 806 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,495 Well, the day has finally arrived. 807 00:43:10,495 --> 00:43:13,375 Polling stations across the country will open shortly, 808 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:18,095 and the Good Friday Agreement will be put to the people. 809 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:23,220 MUSIC: Dreams by The Cranberries 810 00:43:25,255 --> 00:43:27,775 So...we're all 18 now. 811 00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:30,055 We're all officially adults. 812 00:43:30,055 --> 00:43:31,695 So tell me, Erin, 813 00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:34,215 how does that make you feel? 814 00:43:34,215 --> 00:43:35,535 Good. 815 00:43:35,535 --> 00:43:36,895 Very profound. 816 00:43:36,895 --> 00:43:38,495 No, shut up. 817 00:43:38,495 --> 00:43:41,175 No, it's good. It's exciting. 818 00:43:41,175 --> 00:43:42,800 Yeah? 819 00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:45,800 Yeah. 820 00:43:46,135 --> 00:43:49,935 And maybe a wee bit scary too, you know. 821 00:43:49,935 --> 00:43:55,895 There's a part of me that wishes everything could just stay the same. 822 00:43:55,895 --> 00:43:59,215 That we could all just stay like this forever. 823 00:43:59,215 --> 00:44:07,215 There's a part of me that doesn't really want to grow up. 824 00:44:10,895 --> 00:44:13,695 I'm not sure I'm ready for it. 825 00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:18,295 I'm not sure I'm ready for the world. 826 00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:20,495 Crime is crime is crime. 827 00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:23,575 It is not political, it is crime. 828 00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:25,615 But things can't say the same, 829 00:44:25,615 --> 00:44:28,975 and they shouldn't. 830 00:44:28,975 --> 00:44:32,055 I think a real and historic opportunity now exists 831 00:44:32,055 --> 00:44:35,135 to take the gun out of Irish politics forever. 832 00:44:35,135 --> 00:44:38,975 No matter how scary it is, we have to move on, 833 00:44:38,975 --> 00:44:42,455 and we have to grow up, because things... 834 00:44:42,455 --> 00:44:49,080 well, they might just change for the better. 835 00:45:13,975 --> 00:45:16,855 So we have to be brave. 836 00:45:16,855 --> 00:45:22,335 What happened on Bloody Sunday was both unjustified and unjustifiable. 837 00:45:22,335 --> 00:45:25,775 On behalf of the Government, indeed, on behalf of our country, 838 00:45:25,775 --> 00:45:27,295 I am deeply sorry. 839 00:45:27,295 --> 00:45:29,295 CHEERING 840 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:34,335 My name is Neil Young, brother of John, 841 00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:37,375 who was murdered on Bloody Sunday, 842 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:40,415 and has now been vindicated as innocent! 843 00:45:40,415 --> 00:45:44,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 844 00:45:44,895 --> 00:45:48,495 And if our dreams get broken along the way... 845 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:54,995 ..we have to make new ones from the pieces. 846 00:45:58,295 --> 00:46:00,575 You should write that down. 847 00:46:00,575 --> 00:46:04,950 Well, maybe I will someday. 848 00:46:44,095 --> 00:46:46,845 Yes... 7I.I2%. 849 00:46:48,135 --> 00:46:50,135 CHEERING 850 00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:54,175 A record-breaking turnout, an overwhelming majority. 851 00:46:54,175 --> 00:46:56,535 The people of Northern Ireland have spoken. 852 00:46:56,535 --> 00:47:04,535 The country has just taken its first step into the future. 853 00:47:21,535 --> 00:47:26,285 HORNS BEEPING TRAFFIC RUMBLES 854 00:47:32,135 --> 00:47:34,385 BELL RINGS 855 00:47:36,055 --> 00:47:37,415 Morning, ma'am. Morning. 856 00:47:37,415 --> 00:47:39,935 Sorry to disturb you, but we've discovered some old mail. 857 00:47:39,935 --> 00:47:42,775 It was intercepted en route to The White House back in the '90s, 858 00:47:42,775 --> 00:47:45,295 then somehow lost its way, but... This was addressed to you. 859 00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:48,545 Thank you so much! 860 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,375 Dear Chelsea, 861 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:58,895 our names are Erin, Orla, Clare, Michelle, and James, 862 00:47:58,895 --> 00:48:02,535 and we come from a place called Derry. 863 00:48:02,535 --> 00:48:06,215 We understand you will soon be travelling here with your ma and da, 864 00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:08,175 and if they're anything like our parents, 865 00:48:08,175 --> 00:48:10,535 well, you'll be bored out of your tree. 866 00:48:10,535 --> 00:48:12,935 We thought you might like to hang out with us. 867 00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:15,335 We were also thinking it must be pretty difficult 868 00:48:15,335 --> 00:48:17,215 for a girl like yourself to meet boys. 869 00:48:17,215 --> 00:48:19,015 Being the president's daughter 870 00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:21,375 would intimidate a lot of fellas, we imagine, 871 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,775 so if you want to practice any moves on James, feel free. 872 00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,650 He's all yours. 873 00:48:26,735 --> 00:48:29,095 Anyway, let us know, and have a safe flight. 874 00:48:29,095 --> 00:48:32,015 Erin, Orla, Clare, Michelle and James. 875 00:48:32,015 --> 00:48:33,015 PS, we think your hair is absolutely cracker.