We're here... Lake Smalton.
Ain't she breathtaking?
Sure is, Papa.
This'll be great.
Relaxing by the water,
taking in the wildlife.
All together, enjoying each other's company.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get this party started!
Cricket! No soda in the car.
Surprise, surprise.
Dad's on my case again.
Like he always is.
I'm not always on your case.
Don't say I'm on your case.
We're at the lake, and we're gonna have a fun day.
I'm never gonna have any fun with Dad around.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Watch.
Look out, family! It's time to "lake" it easy.
Mom, what is happening?
You were probably too young to remember
the last time we were here,
but your dad loves the lake.
Something about it just loosens him up.
Who's ready to set sail, y'all?
Boy! Get off that fancy person's boat!
You're gonna get arrested.
Ha! You must be mistaken,
'cause this baby is all ours.
Just a little something I rented for the day.
What?
Oh, my gosh.
What can I say?
I like big boats, and I cannot lie.
See? I told ya. He's different out here.
If you lean into it, you can have a lot of fun.
Hmm.
Hang on, everybody. Here we go!
Hey, Dad, since we're on the lake,
I can have that soda now, right?
No. You can't drink this.
Not until we take it up a notch.
Check it. Ever had a Splish shake?
Oopsie! I put the whole carton in.
Guess we'll have to drink it all.
What? Are you for real?
You'd never let us do this at home.
Well, we ain't home. We're on the lake.
Why don't you hit puree on that bad boy?
All right!
- Ah! Ah! - Dang it.
Sorry, Dad.
No biggie. Observe.
Mmm!
Little sunscreeny, but otherwise awesome!
Lake life, am I right?
Say it with me.
Lake life, lake life.
Whoo-hoo!
Hey, Mrs. Green, want to watch me do a trick?
What? Oh, yeah, you do whatever.
Just don't splash all over me.
I'm looking to get a nice, even tan.
Okay. This one's the private helicopter.
Uh-huh.
And this one's my pet python Snakey.
That's great.
And this one's a stretch limousine.
Huh? What? Oh, my gosh!
Mrs. Green!
Oh, yeah, real good. Keep it up.
Hello? Help!
Race you to the shore.
Tilly, look at that little guy.
How delightful. A friendly local resident.
Ah, the lake truly offers
so many unique critters to befriend.
I wonder what else we'll meet today.
Could be anything.
But whatever it is,
I have no doubt you'll--
Oh, my gosh, Tilly!
What is it?
Tilly, girl, don't freak out,
but there's a...
Huh? Oh. A leech.
It appears I have been chosen
as this little fella's new companion.
I graciously accept your friendship.
Oh, man, that was so decadent!
Cricket, my boy,
are you ready to have some fun?
Uh, yes?
Then let's kick it up another notch.
Yeah!
- Huh? - Mmm!
Oh!
Ah!
Eh... Ho!
Cannonball!
Huh?
Oh, man, this is the best.
Hanging out, messing around.
Wait, am I friends with my dad?
Ah! Huh?
Oops.
I never want this day to end!
It's been 30 days since the accident.
Or has it been 30 seconds?
Oh, I can't remember!
Why won't anyone save poor Remy?
Remy... Remy...
Huh?
Who's there?
Remy, it's me, Vasquez.
Oh. Hi, Vasquez.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to help you in the form of a hallucination.
Do you remember what I said to do
if you were ever stranded?
I wait for you to come get me?
No, Master Remy.
Use your glasses to reflect the sunlight
and alert the Greens' boat.
Hey, good thinking.
Okay, here we go.
Hey.
Whoo! It's bright out.
Hey, Cricket, let's do some bo-nuts.
That's donuts with a boat.
All right!
Whoo-hoo!
No, no, no, no! Come back!
That was a bad idea.
What were you thinking, Vasquez? Huh?
Vasquez?
Oh, this is all hopeless!
Master Remy!
No!
How could you throw me away?
I'm sorry, Vasquez!
I'm sorry!
Well, well, you're a thirsty one, aren't you?
Something wrong, Mama?
Yeah, um, Tilly,
I know how much you love animals,
but I'm concerned about that thing.
Thing? His name is Sylvester. He's a Virgo.
Right, okay. Sylvester.
Um, I know you think he's your friend,
but he's only interested in your blood.
Oh, Mama.
Sylvester is sticking around because we've bonded.
This is what genuine friendship looks like.
Whoa. On an unrelated note,
I'm feeling lightheaded.
Okay, we need to get back to the boat.
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, man!
Those Splish shakes taste even better on the way up.
Well, I hope you're not too tired,
'cause I have one last surprise.
Wait here. And no peeking.
I won't.
Okay, you can look.
You rented a jet ski?
That's right. And you're driving.
Seriously?
Oh, this is the best.
Nothing could spoil this perfect day.
Bill! Hey, Bill!
Get the first aid kit ready!
What are you waiting for, Cricket?
I need someone to pull me.
Bill! Bill!
Huh? Does someone need my help?
Cricket, is something bad happening?
The fun stops if anyone's in trouble.
Oh, no. That doesn't sound like my chill dad.
That sounds like my Bill dad.
Oh, but Mom and Tilly need help.
I gotta do something quick.
I swear, I hear someone calling for me--
Huh?
You know, inner tubing is way more fun
when you're listening to music.
Ooh, that is nice.
Yeah, and these are noise-canceling,
so you won't be able to hear
anything suspicious or dangerous.
Did you say something?
That's the spirit. Be right back.
- Oh. - Hey, Mom, here you go.
Sorry about that. You'll do great on your own.
Gotta ride the jet ski, bye!
You're the only adult on the lake today, Nance.
Oh. Okay, let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
Good work, Cricket.
You get to help your family
and have fun with your dad.
Come on, get in there.
Jeez, this thing got in super deep.
You see, Mama, trials and tribulations
have only made our friendship grow stronger.
Honey, I hate to break it to you,
but this is a literal parasite.
If I were to remove dear Sylvester,
no doubt he would come right back to me.
Observe.
Show her, Sylvester.
Sylvester!
After everything we went through?
I'm sorry, shug.
Some friends only stay around
as long they get something out of it.
And they just leave you feeling... drained.
We are going to the hospital on the way home.
Hang on, Vasquez.
I've got you.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Huh? Aah!
Oh, no!
This stupid trampoline! Not this way!
Help!
Whoo-hoo!
Faster! Faster!
You just try to throw me off.
You got it, buddy.
Help! Help!
Oh, my gosh, Remy! He needs help.
But... Dad.
Oh, why is everyone in danger today?
Hey, everything okay up there?
Yeah, you don't need to worry about anything.
I just, uh, want to try a solo trick real quick.
BRB.
Remy, grab my hand.
I got you! Now jump on!
Okay, here I--
- Dad! Dad! - Mr. Green! Help!
So nice to see the boys having fun
next to that giant watery vortex.
Whoa! Boys!
I'm coming for you!
Yeah!
Whoa! Steady girl, steady.
Hang on, boys. Hyah!
- Dad! Over here! - Mr. Green, help!
Grab the tube!
Whoa!
You boys okay?
Yeah. All good.
Whew!
Come on up. There you go, Remy.
Did you have fun on the trampoline?
My life flashed before my eyes.
It was all great.
You truly are a blessed child.
Ah, the perfect tan.
Come on, you big lug.
Dang it, Cricket. You could have died
trying to help Remy all by yourself.
Sorry, Dad.
I guess I just didn't want
to see what we had today disappear.
Oh, son. I admit, I could stand
to let my fun side out a little more.
But there's a lot of different sides to one person,
even your old dad.
Yeah. Heh.
I don't think I realized that before.
You know, sometimes I'm there to be on your case,
and sometimes I'm there to protect you.
And sometimes I'm there to...
Ah!
You're gonna regret that, old man! Huh?
- Hey, take this. - Watch out.
Hey, I got you now.
I love lake life!