1 00:00:00,876 --> 00:00:02,336 [theme song plays] 2 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,557 ♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪ 3 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:17,184 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,019 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪ 6 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,651 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,030 [chicken clucks] 8 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,574 [jaunty music playing] 9 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:33,659 This way, kids. 10 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:38,413 Wow, so many kinds of seeds and feeds! 11 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,332 [gasps] And a salt lick! 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,919 [rapid licking] 13 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,170 Now, Cricket, you keep licking that 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,505 and you'll ruin your dinner. 15 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,757 What can I say? I love salt. 16 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,551 Wow, the feeding seed is just as I remember it. 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,595 [in country accent] Yep, sure great for us 18 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:56,014 all to be back in See-mol-ton! 19 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,392 You got that ri-- Remy, are you okay? 20 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,977 Why are you talking like that? 21 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:04,189 Talking like what? A normal country guy? 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,608 So I guess Remy's just doing his own thing today. 23 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,026 [Joe] Hmm. 24 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,195 - Good Ol' Joe! - Good Ol' Bill! 25 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,948 Hey, you happen to know where the wheat grain is? 26 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:15,784 Sure do, it's right over... there. 27 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,703 [chuckles] 28 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,705 Look who it is. 29 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,748 [spurs jingling] 30 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,500 Put her there, Joe. 31 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,793 [fingers cracking] 32 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,170 Actually, I gotta go. 33 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,798 - But what about your wheat grain? - Who the heck is this guy? 34 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,842 The name's Josh-wa. 35 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:36,263 Not Josh, not Josh-ooh-a. Josh-wa! 36 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,891 Your daddy ought to know. Shake an old pal's hand, Bill. 37 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,269 Oh, no. I don't think that would turn out well. 38 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,604 If you'll excuse me, I've got to get our shopping done. 39 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,607 - [men snickering] - Sir, may I ask you why 40 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,443 no one wants to shake your hand? 41 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,070 Has any of your recent farm work involved manure? 42 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,573 The reason is they're scared. 43 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:59,036 I'm know around these parts for having a mighty firm handshake. 44 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,872 Pfft, a handshake? It can't be that strong. 45 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,582 Insolent child! 46 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,084 Josh-wa's got the firmest grip in the county. 47 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,128 It's all right, boys, it's all right. 48 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,047 Well then, little man. 49 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,382 - How 'bout a shake? - Eh, whatever. 50 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,760 [crushing] 51 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,720 [screams] 52 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,138 Ah, oh... 53 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,723 Golly! 54 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,850 He done pulverized your hand! 55 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,560 First off, Remy, what? 56 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,521 Second, why's your hand so strong, Josh-wa? 57 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,857 'Cause I'm strong, boy! 58 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,400 Don't you know country folk 59 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,527 are only as strong as their handshake! 60 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:36,156 And no offense, kid, but you got a dishrag grip. 61 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,368 I crushed you with just 10% of my power. 62 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,161 [men chuckling] 63 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,873 Well, I never. Cricket, is your hand okay? 64 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:48,335 Yeah, but my pride ain't. I had no idea I was a dishrag. 65 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,003 Josh-wa's as strong as an ox. 66 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,339 Everyone respects his awesome power. 67 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,049 - Put 'er there! - [screams] 68 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,551 - [chucking] - Ow, I want that. 69 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,553 I just need to get stronger. 70 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,640 I'll train these weak little noodles into fingies of steel. 71 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,058 You hear me, Josh-wa? 72 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,267 Next time you see me, 73 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,769 I'll be crushing your hand! 74 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,855 [laughs] 75 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,233 And your momma's hand, and your granddaddy's hand! 76 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,026 I'mma crush your soul! 77 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,029 - [laughing] - Yee-haw! 78 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,990 [Bill humming] Hmm? 79 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,826 Cricket, don't tell me you're still hung up 80 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,453 on what Josh-wa told you? A person's strength 81 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,580 is not defined by their handshake. 82 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,333 Easy for you to say, you wouldn't even shake his hand. 83 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,211 I probably got my baby hands from you! Genetics! 84 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,088 Well, these baby hands are gonna go make themselves 85 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,548 a tasty sandwich. 86 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,049 - Want one? - No! 87 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,759 - Mmm. - [Tilly] Hey, brother. 88 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,511 Care to join our melon balling? 89 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:42,222 It's more fun than a bucket full of weasels. 90 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,391 No can do, I gotta work on my grip. 91 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,559 Tilly, hold my calls. 92 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,227 Uh, okay. 93 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,562 All right. 94 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,231 Time to beef this baby up. 95 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,816 Ah, come on! 96 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,943 Oh, that's a tough one. Grr, next one! 97 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,070 Ah! What are these things made of? 98 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,115 Oh, there's gotta be something in here that'll work. 99 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,993 - [horse neighing] - Oh, Butterscotch! 100 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,495 How about a little brushin'? 101 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,414 Wow, you've got a few knots in here, 102 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,916 perfect for me to toughen this grip. 103 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,376 [whinnies] 104 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,378 Whoa! Whoa, girl! Whoa! 105 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,964 I don't know what I did, but I'm sorry! 106 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,799 [screams] 107 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,092 [Cricket thuds] 108 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,011 [groaning] 109 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,263 [gasps] Hello? 110 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,598 Anyone? 111 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,932 Ah, man. 112 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,436 [Tilly] Hey, Cricket, where are you? 113 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,687 It's been a-- [gasps] 114 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,230 - Oh, my gosh! - [both] Cricket! 115 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,316 How long have you been dangling there? 116 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:38,737 When I started, that big old yellow ball was way over there. 117 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,655 [both grunting] 118 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,782 Okay, jump down, brother. We got you. 119 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,453 - Thanks, guys. - Cricket, I think it's time 120 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,663 you give up your pursuit of palm power. 121 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,332 [sighs] Yeah. 122 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,710 I'll never be more than a dishrag boy-- Ow! 123 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,214 Huh? [laughs] How did this happen? 124 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,049 You know, I guess hanging from a roof 125 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,759 for a few hours will do that to ya. 126 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,136 Wanna try and crush this Splish can? 127 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,262 Oh yeah, gimme that! 128 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,557 - Yeah! - Yee-haw! 129 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,392 [mischievous laugh] I think it's time 130 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,938 to pay the Feed-N-Seed another visit. 131 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,272 - Bye, Papa. - So long! 132 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,982 - Oh, goodbye, kids. - Bye, Dad. 133 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,734 We're going to the Feed-N-Seed, see you later. 134 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,945 Hmm? 135 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,363 [men chuckling] 136 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,906 And the guy was all, 137 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,117 "Please help me, I can't swim." 138 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,204 So then I grabbed his hand... and I crushed it. 139 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,705 - [all laughing] - Nice. 140 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,374 [bell chimes] 141 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,709 [laughs] Huh? Well... 142 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,921 If it isn't little old dishrag. 143 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,506 Josh-wa. 144 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,008 Heh. Back for more, are ya? 145 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,552 We're here too, by the way. 146 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,179 Actually, I've come to take you down. 147 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,556 [all laughing] 148 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,182 I'll handle this, boss. 149 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,934 [thumping footsteps] 150 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,521 [whipcrack] 151 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,400 What the... [groans] 152 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,360 You got me. 153 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,778 Wha--? Get him! 154 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,657 - [whipcrack] - Ah! 155 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,201 Hmm, not bad, kid. 156 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,328 If you want me, you got me. 157 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,956 But I ain't going easy on ya this time. 158 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:16,001 Your move, Josh-u-a. 159 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,086 That ain't my name! 160 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,922 [straining] 161 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,216 You've gotten stronger, boy. 162 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,260 Thanks. But FYI, 163 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,597 I've only been using 10% of my power! 164 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,807 - Huh? - [electric spark] 165 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,142 [shatters] 166 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,352 Yeee-owch! 167 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,688 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 168 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,565 [blows] 169 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,027 The dishrag was... me. 170 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,447 [Western theme playing] 171 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,949 Yee-haw! You did it, Cricket. 172 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,327 Yes. You're victory is complete. 173 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,746 Oh, no. This is just the beginning. 174 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,206 I've got the strongest hand in the county now, 175 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,083 and everyone needs to know it! 176 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,045 [menacing laugh] 177 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,339 Oh, no. He's unleashed the beast within. 178 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,090 Cricket's making me more nervous 179 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,176 than a bobcat with an overdrawn bank account. 180 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,928 Remy, I have been very supportive of this new persona, 181 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,930 but you gotta reel it in, buddy. 182 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,557 [tense music playing] 183 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,809 [Cricket] Hear ye, hear ye! 184 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,897 People of Smalton, there's a new hand honcho in town, 185 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,941 and he'd love to say hello. 186 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,861 Well, golly. I love to say hello, too. 187 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,906 - Pleased to grip ya! - [screams] 188 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,824 He crushed his hand like a tater chip. 189 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,202 That's right! [menacing laugh] 190 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,454 Yeah, I just got a manicure-- Ah! 191 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,998 Yo, yo-- Ouch! 192 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,958 Hey, Wayne, let's shake. 193 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,544 Oh, I dunno about-- 194 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,380 - [screams] - [laughing] 195 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,341 There's nothing my strong hand can't crush. 196 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:49,302 And I gotta crush more! 197 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,929 [bell ringing] 198 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,431 Run! Cricket the Gripper's a-coming! 199 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,183 [clamoring] 200 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,271 Everyone, hide your hands! 201 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,148 [whimpering] 202 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,235 Where did everybody go? 203 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,029 Don't you wanna shake my hand? 204 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,614 [Bill] I'll shake your hand... 205 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,408 son. 206 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,369 Dad? What are you doing here? 207 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:18,289 I've come to free the town from the clutches of your evil hand. 208 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,251 By defeating it with my righteous one. 209 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,836 [cackles] 210 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,713 You beat me? 211 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,548 That's right. 212 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,300 Fine. It's your hand's funeral. 213 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,636 [wind blows] 214 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,265 [boot spurs jingling] 215 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,809 A dueling handshake between father and son. 216 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,477 A tale as old as time. 217 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:40,478 [knuckles crack] 218 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,440 Any last words, Dad? 219 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,525 - [knuckles crack] - Fill my hand, 220 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:46,735 you son of a Bill. 221 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,865 [both straining] 222 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,367 Huh. Stronger than you thought, ain't I? 223 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,660 [wind chime jingles] 224 00:08:58,496 --> 00:08:59,831 Had enough? 225 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,250 You forgot one thing, son. 226 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,878 I've been working with my hands my whole life! 227 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,087 [crushes] 228 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,423 Ah! But... how? 229 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,884 I crushed Josh-wa, and you were too scared 230 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,469 to even shake his hand. 231 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,846 Oh, I was scared all right. 232 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,723 Scared for him! 233 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:17,724 [gasps] 234 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,852 [Joshua] Shake an old pal's hand, Bill. 235 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,729 Oh, no. I don't think that would... 236 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,939 - [knuckles crack] - ...turn out well. 237 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,149 [gasps] 238 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,942 You were strong the whole time? 239 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,404 Now, for Pete's sake, boy, I suggest you yield! 240 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,323 [screaming] 241 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,785 I... yield. 242 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,119 That's what I thought. 243 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,747 - [cheering] - Way to go, Bill. 244 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,665 Okay, that's enough. 245 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,375 Wow! That was as wild 246 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,044 as a copperhead in a corporate li-- 247 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,796 [in normal accent] Okay, I'm hearing it now. 248 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,214 Guess I am laying it on a little thick. 249 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,715 Glad to have you back, Remy. 250 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,801 Ow, ow, ow! Ooh... 251 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,053 - You all right, kiddo? - Yeah. 252 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,640 Well, since you beat me, I guess this belongs to you now. 253 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,809 No, that's still Josh-wa's hat, Cricket. 254 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,227 How many times do I have to explain 255 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,104 how personal property works. 256 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,856 - Thank you, sir. Sorry, sir. - I don't get it, Dad. 257 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,442 Why'd you keep your strength a secret all this time? 258 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,195 Why even be strong if you never show it off? 259 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,781 Cricket, being strong isn't about showing off. 260 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,825 True strength is silent and humble. 261 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,536 When you've got it, you don't need to impress anyone. 262 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,913 When someone needs help, that's when it truly shines. 263 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,540 Like how you stopped me from breaking 264 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,792 every last innocent hand in Smalton? 265 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,462 Yep. Well then, guess I'll see you at home, kid. 266 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,839 [blows air] 267 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:36,344 Wow, I've got the strongest dad around. 268 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,764 ♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪ 269 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,935 ♪ Man with a heart of gold and hands of steel ♪ 270 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,230 ♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪ 271 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:52,068 ♪ Strong as they come but boast he never will ♪ 272 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,738 ♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪ 273 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,909 ♪ He's Bill ♪