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[theme song plays]
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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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[chicken clucks]
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[jaunty music playing]
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This way, kids.
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Wow, so many kinds of seeds
and feeds!
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[gasps] And a salt lick!
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[rapid licking]
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Now, Cricket,
you keep licking that
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and you'll ruin your dinner.
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What can I say? I love salt.
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Wow, the feeding seed
is just as I remember it.
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[in country accent]
Yep, sure great for us
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all to be back in See-mol-ton!
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You got that ri--
Remy, are you okay?
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Why are you talking like that?
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Talking like what?
A normal country guy?
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So I guess Remy's just doing
his own thing today.
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[Joe] Hmm.
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- Good Ol' Joe!
- Good Ol' Bill!
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Hey, you happen to know
where the wheat grain is?
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Sure do, it's right over... there.
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[chuckles]
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Look who it is.
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[spurs jingling]
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Put her there, Joe.
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[fingers cracking]
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Actually, I gotta go.
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- But what about
your wheat grain?
- Who the heck is this guy?
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The name's Josh-wa.
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Not Josh, not Josh-ooh-a.
Josh-wa!
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Your daddy ought to know.
Shake an old pal's hand, Bill.
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Oh, no. I don't think
that would turn out well.
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If you'll excuse me, I've got
to get our shopping done.
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- [men snickering]
- Sir, may I ask you why
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no one wants
to shake your hand?
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Has any of your recent farm work
involved manure?
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The reason is they're scared.
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I'm know around these parts for
having a mighty firm handshake.
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Pfft, a handshake?
It can't be that strong.
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Insolent child!
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Josh-wa's got
the firmest grip in the county.
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It's all right, boys,
it's all right.
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Well then, little man.
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- How 'bout a shake?
- Eh, whatever.
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[crushing]
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[screams]
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Ah, oh...
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Golly!
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He done pulverized your hand!
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First off, Remy, what?
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Second, why's your hand
so strong, Josh-wa?
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'Cause I'm strong, boy!
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Don't you know country folk
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are only as strong
as their handshake!
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And no offense, kid,
but you got a dishrag grip.
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I crushed you
with just 10% of my power.
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[men chuckling]
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Well, I never.
Cricket, is your hand okay?
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Yeah, but my pride ain't.
I had no idea I was a dishrag.
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Josh-wa's as strong as an ox.
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Everyone respects
his awesome power.
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- Put 'er there!
- [screams]
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- [chucking]
- Ow, I want that.
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I just need to get stronger.
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I'll train these weak little
noodles into fingies of steel.
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You hear me, Josh-wa?
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Next time you see me,
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I'll be crushing your hand!
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[laughs]
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And your momma's hand,
and your granddaddy's hand!
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I'mma crush your soul!
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- [laughing]
- Yee-haw!
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[Bill humming] Hmm?
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Cricket, don't tell me
you're still hung up
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on what Josh-wa told you?
A person's strength
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is not defined
by their handshake.
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Easy for you to say,
you wouldn't even
shake his hand.
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I probably got my baby hands
from you! Genetics!
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Well, these baby hands
are gonna go make themselves
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a tasty sandwich.
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- Want one?
- No!
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- Mmm.
- [Tilly] Hey, brother.
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Care to join our melon balling?
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It's more fun than a bucket full
of weasels.
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No can do,
I gotta work on my grip.
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Tilly, hold my calls.
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Uh, okay.
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All right.
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Time to beef this baby up.
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Ah, come on!
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Oh, that's a tough one.
Grr, next one!
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Ah! What are these things
made of?
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Oh, there's gotta be something
in here that'll work.
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- [horse neighing]
- Oh, Butterscotch!
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How about a little brushin'?
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Wow, you've got
a few knots in here,
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perfect for me
to toughen this grip.
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[whinnies]
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Whoa! Whoa, girl! Whoa!
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I don't know what I did,
but I'm sorry!
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[screams]
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[Cricket thuds]
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[groaning]
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[gasps] Hello?
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Anyone?
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Ah, man.
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[Tilly] Hey, Cricket,
where are you?
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It's been a-- [gasps]
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- Oh, my gosh!
- [both] Cricket!
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How long have you been
dangling there?
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When I started, that big old
yellow ball was way over there.
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[both grunting]
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Okay, jump down, brother.
We got you.
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- Thanks, guys.
- Cricket, I think it's time
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you give up your pursuit
of palm power.
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[sighs] Yeah.
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I'll never be more than
a dishrag boy-- Ow!
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Huh? [laughs]
How did this happen?
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You know, I guess
hanging from a roof
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for a few hours
will do that to ya.
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Wanna try and crush
this Splish can?
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Oh yeah, gimme that!
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- Yeah!
- Yee-haw!
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[mischievous laugh]
I think it's time
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to pay the Feed-N-Seed
another visit.
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- Bye, Papa.
- So long!
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- Oh, goodbye, kids.
- Bye, Dad.
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We're going to
the Feed-N-Seed, see you later.
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Hmm?
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[men chuckling]
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And the guy was all,
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"Please help me, I can't swim."
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So then I grabbed his hand...
and I crushed it.
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- [all laughing]
- Nice.
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[bell chimes]
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[laughs] Huh? Well...
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If it isn't little old dishrag.
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Josh-wa.
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Heh. Back for more, are ya?
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We're here too, by the way.
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Actually, I've come
to take you down.
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[all laughing]
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I'll handle this, boss.
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[thumping footsteps]
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[whipcrack]
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What the... [groans]
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You got me.
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Wha--? Get him!
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- [whipcrack]
- Ah!
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Hmm, not bad, kid.
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If you want me, you got me.
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But I ain't going easy on ya
this time.
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Your move, Josh-u-a.
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That ain't my name!
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[straining]
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You've gotten stronger, boy.
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Thanks. But FYI,
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I've only been using
10% of my power!
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- Huh?
- [electric spark]
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[shatters]
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Yeee-owch!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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[blows]
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The dishrag was... me.
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[Western theme playing]
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Yee-haw! You did it, Cricket.
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Yes. You're victory is complete.
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Oh, no.
This is just the beginning.
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I've got the strongest hand
in the county now,
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and everyone needs to know it!
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[menacing laugh]
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Oh, no. He's unleashed
the beast within.
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Cricket's making me more nervous
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than a bobcat
with an overdrawn bank account.
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Remy, I have been very
supportive of this new persona,
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but you gotta reel it in, buddy.
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[tense music playing]
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[Cricket] Hear ye, hear ye!
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People of Smalton, there's
a new hand honcho in town,
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and he'd love to say hello.
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Well, golly.
I love to say hello, too.
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- Pleased to grip ya!
- [screams]
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He crushed his hand
like a tater chip.
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That's right! [menacing laugh]
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Yeah, I just got
a manicure-- Ah!
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Yo, yo-- Ouch!
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Hey, Wayne, let's shake.
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Oh, I dunno about--
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- [screams]
- [laughing]
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There's nothing my strong hand
can't crush.
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And I gotta crush more!
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[bell ringing]
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Run! Cricket the Gripper's
a-coming!
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[clamoring]
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Everyone, hide your hands!
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[whimpering]
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Where did everybody go?
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Don't you wanna shake my hand?
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[Bill]
I'll shake your hand...
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son.
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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I've come to free the town from
the clutches of your evil hand.
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By defeating it
with my righteous one.
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[cackles]
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You beat me?
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That's right.
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Fine. It's your hand's funeral.
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[wind blows]
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[boot spurs jingling]
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A dueling handshake
between father and son.
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A tale as old as time.
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[knuckles crack]
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Any last words, Dad?
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- [knuckles crack]
- Fill my hand,
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you son of a Bill.
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[both straining]
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Huh. Stronger than
you thought, ain't I?
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[wind chime jingles]
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Had enough?
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You forgot one thing, son.
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I've been working with my hands
my whole life!
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[crushes]
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Ah! But... how?
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I crushed Josh-wa,
and you were too scared
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to even shake his hand.
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Oh, I was scared all right.
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Scared for him!
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[gasps]
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[Joshua] Shake
an old pal's hand, Bill.
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Oh, no. I don't think
that would...
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- [knuckles crack]
- ...turn out well.
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[gasps]
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You were strong the whole time?
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Now, for Pete's sake, boy,
I suggest you yield!
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[screaming]
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I... yield.
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That's what I thought.
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- [cheering]
- Way to go, Bill.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Wow! That was as wild
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as a copperhead
in a corporate li--
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[in normal accent]
Okay, I'm hearing it now.
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Guess I am laying it on
a little thick.
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Glad to have you back, Remy.
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Ow, ow, ow! Ooh...
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- You all right, kiddo?
- Yeah.
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Well, since you beat me,
I guess this belongs to you now.
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No, that's still
Josh-wa's hat, Cricket.
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How many times
do I have to explain
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how personal property works.
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- Thank you, sir. Sorry, sir.
- I don't get it, Dad.
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Why'd you keep your strength
a secret all this time?
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Why even be strong
if you never show it off?
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Cricket, being strong
isn't about showing off.
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True strength
is silent and humble.
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When you've got it, you don't
need to impress anyone.
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When someone needs help,
that's when it truly shines.
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Like how you stopped me
from breaking
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every last innocent hand
in Smalton?
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Yep. Well then, guess
I'll see you at home, kid.
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[blows air]
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Wow, I've got the strongest
dad around.
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♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪
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♪ Man with a heart of gold
and hands of steel ♪
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♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪
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♪ Strong as they come
but boast he never will ♪
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♪ He's Bill, he's Bill ♪
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♪ He's Bill ♪