1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,503 [customer] This looks great, thank you. 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,046 My pleasure. 3 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:05,839 All right, we've got one espresso, 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,716 one breakfast crepe extra cheese, 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,010 and one full can of whipped cream down the hole. 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,221 [gurgling] Whoo! 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,682 Hands down the best cafe in Big City! 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,350 See you tomorrow, Stanley. 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,559 [ringing] 10 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:18,936 [gasps] The Kaitlins! 11 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,480 [all] Hi, Gloria. 12 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,607 It's been forever. How are you? 13 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,484 Girl, it's a blood moon tonight, 14 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,070 and Kaity-Lynn has gone full Libra. 15 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,364 - Baa. - We gotta get our charts read. 16 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,283 - You coming with? - Ugh, I'd love to, 17 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,159 but I can't leave work right now. 18 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,370 The cafe is actually doing better than ever. 19 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,539 - Business is booming. - I wish I had money, 20 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,708 but I'm spending it partying all the time. 21 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,876 My arms are getting tired. 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,795 [all] TTYL. 23 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,672 [sighs] Ah, man. 24 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,465 I miss having a social life. 25 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:52,011 You had a social life? Ah! Ow! 26 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,096 Gloria, I know I'm the silent partner here, 27 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,390 but I gotta say, if you wanna see your friends, 28 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,642 just hire more help and take some time off. 29 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,269 Take some time off? 30 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,146 Hiring more help sounds great! 31 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:06,066 I've been working a lot lately, which just feels so wrong. 32 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,069 The cafe's success depends on me being here all the time. 33 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,571 If I left for even a second, 34 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,281 everything would just fall apart. 35 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,075 Well, it's up to you. But you can't have it all. 36 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,702 I've got some errands to run, 37 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,871 so it's just gonna be you and Cricket today. 38 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,665 - Good luck! - [groans] 39 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,375 If only there was a way I could have a social life 40 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,003 without leaving the cafe. 41 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,339 [gasps] I'm a genius. 42 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,175 Okay, Gloria, we ghosted our chart reading for this. 43 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,718 Why'd you call us here? 44 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,262 - Because... you're hired! - [all] Huh? 45 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,056 Welcome, baristas, to your first day 46 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,099 at Gloria-plus-Green Cafe. 47 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,769 - Oh. - What is this? 48 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,355 You girls love partying, but like you said, 49 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,607 all that stuff is draining your bank accounts, right? 50 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,776 So why don't you work here, make some money, 51 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,195 and we can all hang out together? 52 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,447 You mean I don't have to sell my blood anymore? 53 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,573 [all] Okay. 54 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,576 Yes! I can have it all. 55 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,788 [humming] Getting ready for yet another wonderful day. 56 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,791 Huh? A gray hair? 57 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,377 This is rather unusual for a girl my age. 58 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:09,546 Papa, are the best years of my life behind me? 59 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,549 Have I let the fire of my youth burn out already? 60 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:15,552 Sweetie, I think you're a little young for a midlife crisis. 61 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,805 You're right. I am young. 62 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,892 My childhood is not lost yet. I simply must reclaim it! 63 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,603 Uh, great parenting, Bill. 64 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:28,232 So, Alice, I hired new employees just like you suggested. 65 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,983 Hey, good for you, Gloria. 66 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,568 Now you can finally leave the cafe 67 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,404 and go have fun with your friends. 68 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:37,574 Actually, I don't have to leave, because I hired my friends! 69 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,993 Now I can have my social life right here at work. 70 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,662 Wait, I told you to hire more help 71 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,205 so you could leave work, not-- 72 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,249 [Gloria] Gotta go! Bye, Alice! 73 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,377 Ain't no one listening to their elders no more I guess. 74 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,337 Huh, grandkids, am I right? 75 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,630 I don't know you. 76 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,424 Okay, who's ready to work? 77 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:56,051 What? How are we supposed to work 78 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,637 when we can't even get a date? 79 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,681 We haven't got any Zinder matches in, like, 80 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,307 three whole minutes. 81 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,060 I'm gonna be single forever! 82 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,980 Well, why don't we take a break and update your Zinder pics? 83 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,399 I can take new ones for you here at the cafe. 84 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,026 That's literally the best idea I've ever heard in my life. 85 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,488 - [customers clamoring] - [man] Kid running this place? 86 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:20,492 Ah, order for a Krelvin? Okay, I'm losing it. 87 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:23,412 Hey, Gloria, can I get some help over-- Gloria! 88 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,415 Oh, sorry, Cricket, I'm busy with something really important. 89 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,793 Okay, now, let's do a broken doll pose? Yes! 90 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:33,922 - What's going on here? - Um, yeah, I'm Krelvin. 91 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,382 Your youth is in there somewhere, Tilly. 92 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,259 You just have to find it. 93 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,510 I'm certain this is nothing 94 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,096 a simple wardrobe change can't fix. 95 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,931 Bingo. 96 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,100 If we're gonna do this, we gotta do it right. 97 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,768 [rock music playing] 98 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,563 ♪ Goo-goo-ga-ga, I'm a baby ♪ 99 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,774 ♪ Goo-goo-ga-ga, yeah ♪ 100 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,319 [muffled] Hooray! 101 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,988 I suppose I have grown a little. 102 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,033 But what can youth be if not onesies and pigtails? 103 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,118 Unless... 104 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,370 It's a lifestyle! 105 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,748 [Cricket] Uh, Gloria, heh, where are you? 106 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,249 I could really use a hand. 107 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,043 Um, you've got customers here! 108 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,253 I'm just one little boy! 109 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,256 [Gloria] Oh, wow. We got some amazing shots here. 110 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,550 - Really? - See for yourself. 111 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,928 I'm having so much fun, and your Zinder profiles 112 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,889 - are about to blow up. - [all screaming] 113 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,892 - These pictures are so... - [all] Cringe! 114 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,520 - What? - We look so basic. 115 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,606 I'm spiraling! Quick, someone take me somewhere trendy. 116 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,483 There's a cat cafe down the street. 117 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:38,946 Cat cafes are so in right meow. Gloria, let's go! 118 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:42,407 Wh-- What? Leave the cafe? But we work here, remember? 119 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,284 This job is starting to go off our brand, 120 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,578 which is cute, irreverent, and party. 121 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,915 Yeah. We can't be wasting our time at a cat-free cafe. 122 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,000 We'll see you later, Gloria. 123 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,835 [all] Bye! 124 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,922 Wait! Don't go! I mean, I forgot to tell you. 125 00:04:56,922 --> 00:05:01,760 Our cafe is... turning into a cat cafe, like, right now. 126 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,221 - Wig! - I am shook. 127 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:07,057 Well, then, duh, of course we'll stay! 128 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,852 - When do the cats get here? - Uh... 129 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,021 I need you to go get some cats for me. Fast! 130 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,733 Of course, because I'm not busy enough doing all your jobs! 131 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,152 Gloria, what is going on with you today? 132 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,862 Nothing's going on. 133 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,990 Cat cafes are just really in right meow. 134 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,117 - What? - Now, go get me some cats. 135 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,536 Okay, Tilly. Surely, your childlike spirit 136 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:30,289 will reawaken amongst your peers. 137 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:32,583 Salutations, fellow youngsters. 138 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:35,335 - What a neat little truck! - [babbles indistinctly] 139 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,213 So, that's what we're doing. 140 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,341 Uh, when in Rome! 141 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,553 [groans softly] Yum! We're the same! 142 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,638 Wha-- wha-- 143 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,515 Why are y'all looking at me like that? 144 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,434 Can see right through me, can't you? 145 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,811 I'm a shameful old fraud and you know it! 146 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,479 [spits and cries] 147 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,983 Okay, Gloria. I found these little rascals 148 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,651 roaming the alley. 149 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,945 - That one's mean. - Great. Thanks, Cricket. 150 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,239 Ooh, a cat cafe? 151 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,158 Don't mind if I do. 152 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,202 Gloria, the vibes here are so fire. 153 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,705 I know, right? We all get to hang out together, 154 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,666 the business is still thriving, and the cats are... 155 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:16,627 [coughs] 156 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,962 I'll just come back later. 157 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,506 Shoo, kitty, shoo! That's my mocha. 158 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,758 [cat snarling] 159 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,676 The cats are ruining everything! 160 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,970 - Cricket, do something! - That's it! 161 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,598 I've been doing extra work all day long, 162 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,725 and I don't even usually do the normal amount! 163 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,393 I'm going on strike! 164 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,978 When did you even make that? 165 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,314 When I got hired. 166 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,441 [chanting] Gloria Sato, you're a jerk 167 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,401 For making Cricket do real work! 168 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,737 [muffled] And she smells bad! 169 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,113 What's going on? 170 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,366 It's no biggie, besties! 171 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,576 Can you girls finish the coffee orders, 172 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,911 while I deal with the cats? 173 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,746 [all] Uh, okay. 174 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,626 How do we even make coffee? 175 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,753 I think the robot wants us to feed it beans. 176 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,256 Oh, no! My bracelet! Where'd it go? 177 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,800 [whirring] 178 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,927 It ate my bracelet! 179 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,680 Maybe, it'll give it back if we feed it more beans. 180 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,057 Caitlin, you're so galaxy brain right now. 181 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,517 [tense music] 182 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,352 - [screaming] - Oh, my-- 183 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,437 What happened? What did you do? 184 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,023 Your dumb machine ate Kaity-Lynn's bracelet! 185 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,901 She got it from a pop-up that isn't popped-up anymore! 186 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,820 [all] Help us! 187 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,321 [chanting] Hey, hey, ho, ho 188 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,073 Gloria Sato's got to go! 189 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,283 Halt! I know what y'all are thinking, 190 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,995 but trust me, you do not wanna go in there. 191 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,371 [cat snarls] 192 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,289 [screaming] 193 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,834 [relieved sigh] Ah! 194 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:39,793 [groans] 195 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,171 - [meows] - Ugh, sorry, Gloria. 196 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,382 I don't think this is working out for us. 197 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,467 Can we just go back to being friends? 198 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,469 Uh, yeah, that's fair. 199 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,096 Okay, cool. We quit. 200 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,764 But defo text us when you're free, 201 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,224 so we can hang out for real. 202 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,727 Yeah, solidarity! 203 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,604 Oh, shoot. The Kristens are gone? 204 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,523 Well, in that case, the strike is off! 205 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,734 - [groans] - Gloria? 206 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,902 Okay, if this is about the chanting, 207 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,613 it wasn't anything personal, I just needed a rhyme. 208 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,782 Ugh, I'm such an idiot. 209 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,409 I shouldn't have hired my friends. 210 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,994 I can't have it all, 211 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,037 and I'll never have a social life again. 212 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,331 [Cricket] Or, what about what Gramma said? 213 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,709 You could leave someone trustworthy in charge. 214 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,753 But, before you ask, I'm unavailable. 215 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,838 I gotta get me a rabies shot. 216 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,632 - See-ya! - [groans] 217 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,427 - [Tilly] That's $5.16. - Tilly, have you seen my... 218 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,262 - hat? - Oh, hello, Papa. 219 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:34,473 Quick question, what is a 401(k)? 220 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:37,392 I'm pretty sure it's an insanely long race for the elderly, 221 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,811 but Saxon doesn't seem to agree. 222 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,938 Uh, why do you want to know, sweetie? 223 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,982 Well, seeing as I'm now past my prime, 224 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,276 I figure it's time to resign myself to a life 225 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,153 of middle-aged monotony. 226 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,155 Where do the years go? 227 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,908 Oh, Tilly. As a middle-aged man myself, 228 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,494 I believe that you're only as old as you feel. 229 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:59,164 And I feel... I feel... [sneezes loudly] 230 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,916 Ugh, excuse me. 231 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,334 Dirtbag's been shedding up a storm this week. 232 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,418 Shedding? 233 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,838 Oh, my gosh, so the gray hair wasn't mine, 234 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,465 it was Dirtbag's! 235 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,093 Ha! I guess I've got nothing to worry about! 236 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,513 I won't have a mid-life crisis for years and years and... 237 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,431 Oh, Papa. Heh-heh. 238 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,642 Looks like Dirtbag got some hair on you, too. 239 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,978 Oh... 240 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,522 I see. 241 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,357 You probably want your hat back. 242 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,109 Thank you. 243 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,819 Well... [chuckles awkwardly] 244 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,321 I'm gonna go enjoy my youth. 245 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,531 [switch clicks] 246 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,242 I'm back! What the-- 247 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,536 - Where are the Cranstons? - The Kaitlins, Alice. 248 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,579 And, it didn't work out, but I did learn 249 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,414 that if I wanna have a social life, 250 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,667 I can't have it here. I have to make room for it. 251 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,669 With reliable help! 252 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,587 Meet Jade, our new shift manager. 253 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,424 It's my job to make Gloria's job as easy as possible. 254 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,093 Wowie-zowie! 255 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,345 It's almost annoying how helpful she is. 256 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,472 Noted. Do you want me to be less helpful? 257 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,933 - No, no, no! Keep doing it. - No, no! Be helpful! 258 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,102 - Whatever you say, boss. - Well, Gloria, 259 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,105 I guess you can have it all, with a little help. 260 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,024 Yep, now I can actually hang out with the Kaitlins for real. 261 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,360 - [car horn honks] - Get in, Gloria! 262 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,821 We're going shopping! 263 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,614 [upbeat music] 264 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,242 I guess I'm actually leaving the cafe early. 265 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,785 We'll hold down the fort. 266 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,704 I am your metaphorical hands and feet. 267 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,664 Thanks, guys. Wait up! 268 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,000 [cheering and shouting] 269 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,294 Yep, she'll be just fine. 270 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,212 Ha! Grandkids, am I right? 271 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,672 Get outta here! 272 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:34,968 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 273 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,430 ♪ Lost a bet, got bit by 100 flies ♪ 274 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,599 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 275 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,268 ♪ Hit every branch ♪ 276 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,895 ♪ And scraped up both my knees ♪ 277 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,730 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 278 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,064 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 279 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,900 ♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪ 280 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,318 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 281 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,696 ♪ I got splinters in seven and ten ♪ 282 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,116 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪