1 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:15,557 ♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪ 2 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:19,019 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 3 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪ 4 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,567 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 5 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,789 Hmm, where are my grandkids at? 6 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,666 Geez, that ride really put the crick 7 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,042 in Cricket. 8 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,544 Sorry, just wanted to get here fast 9 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,588 and see what your grandma's big surprise was. 10 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,301 Wha--? It's just your Gramma. 11 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,346 Hope y'all are feelin' sporty! 12 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:57,224 Gramma got hockey tickets for the whooole family! 13 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,393 Business at the café is boomin', 14 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:03,355 so me and Gloria each treated ourselves to a little bonus. 15 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:05,399 Hey, what do you think Gloria did with her money? 16 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,318 What do you mean, "The wrong one"?! 17 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,736 Game starts in an hour. 18 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,946 If we're lucky, we'll see 19 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,155 a fight break out on the ice! 20 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,615 Thanks, Gramma. 21 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,617 Although I do not condone fighting. 22 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,244 Well, I do. 23 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,829 One ticket, please. 24 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,455 Huh? Hey, where's mine? 25 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,375 I didn't get you one, old man. 26 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,419 But you said you were takin' the whole family. 27 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,461 I did. 28 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,213 But you are not family. 29 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,506 Then what am I? 30 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,133 You're my ex-daughter-in-law's 31 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,509 estranged father. 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,344 That's too many steps removed! 33 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,179 Now, if you'll excuse us... 34 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:37,723 we got a hockey game to get to! 35 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,395 Welcome to Big City's 36 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,230 own Splish Arena! 37 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,524 Ic-i-cles! Ic-i-cles! 38 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,484 I'm Chet Handsomeman, 39 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,737 and boy, do we have a great game in store for you! 40 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,196 Give it up for the home team... 41 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:54,823 the Big City Icicles! 42 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,535 And let's give a steaming hot welcome 43 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,370 to the Mid City Meteors! 44 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,167 My kinda people. 45 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,918 This place is amazing! 46 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,545 When's the game gonna start? 47 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,464 Soon as the Zamboni preps the ice. 48 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,632 Zamb-o-what-now? 49 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,012 Whoa! 50 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,390 Ice tractor! 51 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,812 Now, that is a job I'd like to have when I'm grown up. 52 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,689 Can we go check it out, Mom? 53 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,067 I've never seen you interested in a career before. 54 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,902 Let's get you a closer look. 55 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,779 I spent $90 on his ticket 56 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,781 and kid wants to look at a Zamboni. 57 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,616 Well, I'm enjoying the game! 58 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,034 - Corn dogs! - Hmm? 59 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,827 Come get your corn dogs! 60 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,913 Ooh, but a little snack would make it better! 61 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,581 Excuse me! One corndog, please! 62 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,583 Corn dogs, pipin' hot! 63 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,918 Over here! I'll take one! 64 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,712 - Only $9.99! - Huh? 65 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,130 That's strange. 66 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,007 I think that guy's ignoring me! 67 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,676 If you want a corndog so bad, just go to concessions. 68 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,845 No! This is a matter of principle. 69 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,639 I want a corndog... 70 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,766 from that guy. 71 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,101 Bill! 72 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,769 You're gonna miss the face-off! 73 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,062 Eh, who needs him? 74 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:09,064 So, kid, you like hockey? 75 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,440 Well... 76 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,444 ...the barbarism is more obscene than I expected. 77 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,321 Fight! Fight! 78 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,031 - Fight! Fight! - Fight! Fight! 79 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,741 Fight! Fight! Fight! 80 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,244 It seems to have corrupted the entire arena... 81 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,662 As a skilled peace mediator, 82 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,123 I must quell this senseless violence. 83 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,999 And it looks like Mikey's making a breakaway! 84 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,709 Yes! Stay with it! 85 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,253 Huh? 86 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,337 - What a goal! - Huh?! 87 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,922 Hey, buddy, you mind? 88 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,382 You're blockin' my view! 89 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,051 Oh, am I? 90 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,220 Nick?! How'd you get in without a ticket? 91 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:44,349 I used my crafty street smarts. 92 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,227 Then use your crafty street smarts to get outta here! 93 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,812 You're ruinin' the game! 94 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,939 Thanks to your big ugly novelty hat, 95 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,649 I can't see a thing! 96 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,652 Don't mind me, I'm just a random hockey fan... 97 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,572 who's not in your family. 98 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,867 Let's get down and dirty, Icicles! 99 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,621 There it is! 100 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,999 The Zamboni... 101 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,251 - Wowee. - Hold it! 102 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,003 Zelda is on break right now 103 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,881 and doesn't have time for fans. 104 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:16,840 But we just want to get a closer look at it. 105 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,968 "It"?! Nobody calls Zelda "it!" 106 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:23,263 You'll have to look for her from your seats in the stands! 107 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,056 Shh. It's okay, Zelda. 108 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:26,850 Zamboni Tony's here now. 109 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,685 Oh, well. Let's head back to our-- 110 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,437 Oh... 111 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,606 There go all my Zamboni dreams. 112 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,524 What a zam shame... 113 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,443 You know what? No! 114 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,695 You're not only gonna see the Zamboni, 115 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,906 I'm gonna make sure you get to sit on it too! 116 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,492 Whoa! Ugh. 117 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,953 Yeah, go team! 118 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,330 I cannot wait to get back out there 119 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,956 to just rip somebody's head off, eh! 120 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,166 Hello. 121 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,375 My name is Tilly Green 122 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,044 and I couldn't help but notice 123 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,505 your unusually high levels of bloodlust. 124 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,672 Now, just wait a second. 125 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,382 What's wrong with bloodlust, eh? 126 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,009 Oh, nothing. 127 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,553 But let me ask you a question, Mr. LeBoeuf. 128 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,097 What's the first thing you do after a game starts? 129 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,849 Uh, fight? 130 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,018 Hmm, that's one option. 131 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,854 But what if I told you there was another way? 132 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,942 Instead of engaging in violence, 133 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:18,652 you could talk about your feelings! 134 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,695 That is the real power play! 135 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,072 Ohhh... 136 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,865 But I like punching. 137 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,368 But do you like getting punched? 138 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,995 I don't! 139 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,747 Okay, we're in! 140 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,499 Then let's get started! 141 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,501 Who wants to try some role-playing exercises? 142 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,836 Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! 143 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,339 - Corn dogs! - There you are! 144 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,842 - I've been chasing you down-- - I got corn dogs over here! 145 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,802 - Hey! Excuse me! - Get 'em while they're hot! 146 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,096 Could I get, uh... Huh. 147 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,181 What is that guy's problem? 148 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,349 Thanks! 149 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,475 One corndog, please! 150 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,811 Ah! 151 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,021 Oh, come on, I'm right here! 152 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,940 You have to see me! 153 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,817 Please, I'm begging ya! 154 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,903 Yes. 155 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,698 Yes! 156 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,412 No! 157 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,872 What--?! 158 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,248 Oh, no you didn't! 159 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,583 Get back here! 160 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,501 Where are they? 161 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:20,171 So, how's it going watching the game with just your family? 162 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,673 It would be a heck of a lot better 163 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,091 if you weren't here! 164 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,509 Come on, you cowards! 165 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,386 Ya done lost all your fight! 166 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,096 Hi there! How 'bout a hug? 167 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,183 Hey, friend, you seem angry. 168 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,727 Care to talk about it? Whoa! 169 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,520 That puck is mine! 170 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,896 - Come to Slick-Nick! - Outta my way, you brute! 171 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,440 Hey, watch it! 172 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,774 Like that! 173 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,611 This is the best day of my life! 174 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,280 I woulda had it if you hadn't gotten in my way! 175 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,324 You just keep making things worse! 176 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,492 I'm gonna go find my family 177 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,786 so I can enjoy this game like I planned! 178 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,499 Okay, follow my lead. 179 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,751 What's that you say? 180 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,002 There's a Zamboni 181 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,837 - talent scout out here? - Hmm? 182 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,423 Yep! I'm just a regular 'ol talent scout, 183 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,175 looking for the perfect Zamboni 184 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,802 to play the lead in The Musical: 185 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,304 On Ice! 186 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,348 Oh, Zelda! Are you hearing this? 187 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,766 This could be our big break! 188 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:13,933 I'm gonna share your magnificence 189 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,770 with the world! Mwah! 190 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,314 Your star is here! 191 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:20,398 Too easy. 192 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,443 Wow. 193 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,820 So many buttons! 194 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,364 I sure wish I could push 'em. 195 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,698 What's the hurt in hearing 196 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,116 the engine purr a little bit? 197 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,411 Hey! What are you doing?! 198 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:36,164 I'm livin' my Zamboni dreams! 199 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,290 Whoopsie. 200 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,002 Zelda! 201 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,672 Please! Why won't you 202 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,799 just give me a corndog?! 203 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,426 Every game I choose 204 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,345 one person to ignore, 205 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,223 one dingus who will never get a corndog, 206 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,308 no matter how badly they want it! 207 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,769 And today, that dingus... 208 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,145 is you! 209 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,481 Buh-- Why me?! 210 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,442 Just... cuz. 211 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:05,694 Wait! Don't! 212 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,156 Hey! 213 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,366 Oof! 214 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,492 Get back here! 215 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,703 Cricket! Tilly! 216 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,204 I'll even take Nancy? 217 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,997 Ah, forget it. 218 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,999 - Found ya! - Oh, for blort's sake. 219 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,418 Would ya leave me alone? 220 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,086 I'm trying to find my family! 221 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,965 Well, there goes my family. 222 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,759 My family needs my help! 223 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,302 Uh, sorry about the interruption, folks. 224 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,722 Seems like they decided to clean the ice! 225 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,223 During the game? 226 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,725 - Oh, my God! - Whoa! 227 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,727 Hi! You'll never catch me! 228 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,936 What's the plan? 229 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,187 You stay put! 230 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,189 And I'm gonna help my family! 231 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,733 Sorry your little outing 232 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,192 didn't go as planned! 233 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,235 But if you just-- 234 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,653 Whoa! 235 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,448 Oh, you wanna go? 236 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,907 Well, if you'd watched where you-- 237 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,284 Yikes! 238 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,827 Well, folks, there's only one thing 239 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,413 an announcer can do at a time like this. 240 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,540 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 241 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,167 - Fight! Fight! - Oh, my... 242 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,835 the arena has been overtaken with bloodlust! 243 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,337 Gramma, are you okay? 244 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,215 Something must be done. 245 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,717 We cannot stand for this! 246 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,635 Wait. Put me in, Coach. 247 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,345 I'd like to try out what you've taught me, eh. 248 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,722 - You're ready. - Aye-aye. 249 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,516 You rat! 250 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,684 Oh, hey there, eh. 251 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,727 I'm Icicles Team Captain 252 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,228 Mikey LeBoeuf, and today 253 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,897 I learned an important lesson. 254 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,523 Instead of hitting one another, 255 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,317 why don't you try expressing your feelings? 256 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,611 You can use this as a "talking stick." 257 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,739 Thank you kindly, Mr. LeBoeuf. 258 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,201 - Ohh! - Slap shot! 259 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,453 If there must be brutality, 260 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,205 let there at least be equality. 261 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,668 Hey, guess who found his whistle! 262 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:47,962 Oof! 263 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,424 Does that look peaceful to you? 264 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,764 - We're alive! - Whoo! 265 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,974 What have you done to my Zelda?! 266 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,812 Uh-- Uh-- 267 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,191 Well, that was a bust! 268 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,360 I can't believe we got kicked out! 269 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,404 All I wanted was to see a hockey game with my family, 270 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,824 and watch grown men pummel each other. 271 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,118 Well, they got to see an old man get pummeled. 272 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,744 You got a mean right hook. 273 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,955 You put up a pretty good fight too. 274 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,706 I was lookin' for those! 275 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,876 You know, Nick, 276 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,170 maybe I was a bit harsh on ya earlier. 277 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,130 I mean, yer sitting out here, 278 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,799 just the same as the rest of us. 279 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,759 I just wanted a corndog! 280 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,180 What I'm sayin' is... 281 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,766 maybe you are a part of this mess of a family. 282 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,018 You're a Green, through and through. 283 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,354 Actually, my last name's Mulligan, 284 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,939 but I appreciate the thought. 285 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,774 Outside corn dogs! 286 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,569 Corn dogs for if you're kicked outside! 287 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,987 Look alive, people! 288 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,822 I'm buyin' corn dogs! 289 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,699 For the whole family. 290 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,450 Did you say corn dogs? 291 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,077 Yippeee!