♪ One, two One, two, three, four ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na Na, na, na, na ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
Hmm, where are my grandkids at?
Geez, that ride really put the crick
in Cricket.
Sorry, just wanted to get here fast
and see what your grandma's big surprise was.
Wha--? It's just your Gramma.
Hope y'all are feelin' sporty!
Gramma got hockey tickets for the whooole family!
Business at the café is boomin',
so me and Gloria each treated ourselves to a little bonus.
Hey, what do you think Gloria did with her money?
What do you mean, "The wrong one"?!
Game starts in an hour.
If we're lucky, we'll see
a fight break out on the ice!
Thanks, Gramma.
Although I do not condone fighting.
Well, I do.
One ticket, please.
Huh? Hey, where's mine?
I didn't get you one, old man.
But you said you were takin' the whole family.
I did.
But you are not family.
Then what am I?
You're my ex-daughter-in-law's
estranged father.
That's too many steps removed!
Now, if you'll excuse us...
we got a hockey game to get to!
Welcome to Big City's
own Splish Arena!
Ic-i-cles! Ic-i-cles!
I'm Chet Handsomeman,
and boy, do we have a great game in store for you!
Give it up for the home team...
the Big City Icicles!
And let's give a steaming hot welcome
to the Mid City Meteors!
My kinda people.
This place is amazing!
When's the game gonna start?
Soon as the Zamboni preps the ice.
Zamb-o-what-now?
Whoa!
Ice tractor!
Now, that is a job I'd like to have when I'm grown up.
Can we go check it out, Mom?
I've never seen you interested in a career before.
Let's get you a closer look.
I spent $90 on his ticket
and kid wants to look at a Zamboni.
Well, I'm enjoying the game!
- Corn dogs! - Hmm?
Come get your corn dogs!
Ooh, but a little snack would make it better!
Excuse me! One corndog, please!
Corn dogs, pipin' hot!
Over here! I'll take one!
- Only $9.99! - Huh?
That's strange.
I think that guy's ignoring me!
If you want a corndog so bad, just go to concessions.
No! This is a matter of principle.
I want a corndog...
from that guy.
Bill!
You're gonna miss the face-off!
Eh, who needs him?
So, kid, you like hockey?
Well...
...the barbarism is more obscene than I expected.
Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! - Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
It seems to have corrupted the entire arena...
As a skilled peace mediator,
I must quell this senseless violence.
And it looks like Mikey's making a breakaway!
Yes! Stay with it!
Huh?
- What a goal! - Huh?!
Hey, buddy, you mind?
You're blockin' my view!
Oh, am I?
Nick?! How'd you get in without a ticket?
I used my crafty street smarts.
Then use your crafty street smarts to get outta here!
You're ruinin' the game!
Thanks to your big ugly novelty hat,
I can't see a thing!
Don't mind me, I'm just a random hockey fan...
who's not in your family.
Let's get down and dirty, Icicles!
There it is!
The Zamboni...
- Wowee. - Hold it!
Zelda is on break right now
and doesn't have time for fans.
But we just want to get a closer look at it.
"It"?! Nobody calls Zelda "it!"
You'll have to look for her from your seats in the stands!
Shh. It's okay, Zelda.
Zamboni Tony's here now.
Oh, well. Let's head back to our--
Oh...
There go all my Zamboni dreams.
What a zam shame...
You know what? No!
You're not only gonna see the Zamboni,
I'm gonna make sure you get to sit on it too!
Whoa! Ugh.
Yeah, go team!
I cannot wait to get back out there
to just rip somebody's head off, eh!
Hello.
My name is Tilly Green
and I couldn't help but notice
your unusually high levels of bloodlust.
Now, just wait a second.
What's wrong with bloodlust, eh?
Oh, nothing.
But let me ask you a question, Mr. LeBoeuf.
What's the first thing you do after a game starts?
Uh, fight?
Hmm, that's one option.
But what if I told you there was another way?
Instead of engaging in violence,
you could talk about your feelings!
That is the real power play!
Ohhh...
But I like punching.
But do you like getting punched?
I don't!
Okay, we're in!
Then let's get started!
Who wants to try some role-playing exercises?
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!
- Corn dogs! - There you are!
- I've been chasing you down-- - I got corn dogs over here!
- Hey! Excuse me! - Get 'em while they're hot!
Could I get, uh... Huh.
What is that guy's problem?
Thanks!
One corndog, please!
Ah!
Oh, come on, I'm right here!
You have to see me!
Please, I'm begging ya!
Yes.
Yes!
No!
What--?!
Oh, no you didn't!
Get back here!
Where are they?
So, how's it going watching the game with just your family?
It would be a heck of a lot better
if you weren't here!
Come on, you cowards!
Ya done lost all your fight!
Hi there! How 'bout a hug?
Hey, friend, you seem angry.
Care to talk about it? Whoa!
That puck is mine!
- Come to Slick-Nick! - Outta my way, you brute!
Hey, watch it!
Like that!
This is the best day of my life!
I woulda had it if you hadn't gotten in my way!
You just keep making things worse!
I'm gonna go find my family
so I can enjoy this game like I planned!
Okay, follow my lead.
What's that you say?
There's a Zamboni
- talent scout out here? - Hmm?
Yep! I'm just a regular 'ol talent scout,
looking for the perfect Zamboni
to play the lead in The Musical:
On Ice!
Oh, Zelda! Are you hearing this?
This could be our big break!
I'm gonna share your magnificence
with the world! Mwah!
Your star is here!
Too easy.
Wow.
So many buttons!
I sure wish I could push 'em.
What's the hurt in hearing
the engine purr a little bit?
Hey! What are you doing?!
I'm livin' my Zamboni dreams!
Whoopsie.
Zelda!
Please! Why won't you
just give me a corndog?!
Every game I choose
one person to ignore,
one dingus who will never get a corndog,
no matter how badly they want it!
And today, that dingus...
is you!
Buh-- Why me?!
Just... cuz.
Wait! Don't!
Hey!
Oof!
Get back here!
Cricket! Tilly!
I'll even take Nancy?
Ah, forget it.
- Found ya! - Oh, for blort's sake.
Would ya leave me alone?
I'm trying to find my family!
Well, there goes my family.
My family needs my help!
Uh, sorry about the interruption, folks.
Seems like they decided to clean the ice!
During the game?
- Oh, my God! - Whoa!
Hi! You'll never catch me!
What's the plan?
You stay put!
And I'm gonna help my family!
Sorry your little outing
didn't go as planned!
But if you just--
Whoa!
Oh, you wanna go?
Well, if you'd watched where you--
Yikes!
Well, folks, there's only one thing
an announcer can do at a time like this.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight! - Oh, my...
the arena has been overtaken with bloodlust!
Gramma, are you okay?
Something must be done.
We cannot stand for this!
Wait. Put me in, Coach.
I'd like to try out what you've taught me, eh.
- You're ready. - Aye-aye.
You rat!
Oh, hey there, eh.
I'm Icicles Team Captain
Mikey LeBoeuf, and today
I learned an important lesson.
Instead of hitting one another,
why don't you try expressing your feelings?
You can use this as a "talking stick."
Thank you kindly, Mr. LeBoeuf.
- Ohh! - Slap shot!
If there must be brutality,
let there at least be equality.
Hey, guess who found his whistle!
Oof!
Does that look peaceful to you?
- We're alive! - Whoo!
What have you done to my Zelda?!
Uh-- Uh--
Well, that was a bust!
I can't believe we got kicked out!
All I wanted was to see a hockey game with my family,
and watch grown men pummel each other.
Well, they got to see an old man get pummeled.
You got a mean right hook.
You put up a pretty good fight too.
I was lookin' for those!
You know, Nick,
maybe I was a bit harsh on ya earlier.
I mean, yer sitting out here,
just the same as the rest of us.
I just wanted a corndog!
What I'm sayin' is...
maybe you are a part of this mess of a family.
You're a Green, through and through.
Actually, my last name's Mulligan,
but I appreciate the thought.
Outside corn dogs!
Corn dogs for if you're kicked outside!
Look alive, people!
I'm buyin' corn dogs!
For the whole family.
Did you say corn dogs?
Yippeee!