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Oh, man, I am so excited
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to check out
the new Big City wax museum!
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Me too.
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The only waxes I know
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are candle, bee, and ear.
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But something tells me
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my mind is about to be blown.
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Look at us, family,
expandin' our horizons
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and livin' our best lives!
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Yessir! Us Greens have
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not a care in the world!
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Yeah!
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Heh. And here I am,
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thinking there are
only three kinds of wax!
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Whoo-oo-ooa!
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Operator, I gotta call you back.
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Uh, hello?
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Hello, Wholesome Greg.
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Long time no--
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Oh!
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I just go by Greg now.
The only person
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who called me Wholesome Greg
was my old boss,
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but he fired me, then died.
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Wait a tick!
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That's right.
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It is I...
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Chip Whistler.
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But, uh, how?!
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It's a long story.
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About 11 minutes, give or take.
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I was on top of the world,
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CEO of Wholesome Foods.
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And the only thing
standing in my way
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was that rotten Green family.
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So I hatched a master plan
to force them out of Big City.
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But the stupid mayor banned me
like some kind of loser!
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Your helicopter was launched
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all the way out of Big City!
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Nobody could've
survived that crash!
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Well, heh,
then I guess I'm a nobody.
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Oh, wait,
that's not what I meant!
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The point is, I survived.
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Because of my nerve,
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my unending will to live...
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And also, I had a parachute.
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While I managed to survive
the helicopter crash,
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I did run
into something even deadlier:
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a tree.
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And some branches.
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And a thorny bush.
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Ow! Owie!
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I thought I was done for.
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Until I finally found
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civilization.
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Excuse me...
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I'm terribly brave and injured--
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Shh! News is on.
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Following his lifetime ban
from Big City,
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local pariah Chip Whistler
is presumed dead,
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after the wreckage from
his helicopter has been found.
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Dead?
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And, if for some strange reason
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he's not dead,
he's still banned
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from Big City forever!
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Bingo bango!
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We beat the baddie!
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Chip's dead! Chip's dead!
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Chip's dead!
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I couldn't believe it.
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Everyone thought I was dead!
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And no one even cared.
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All because of the Greens!
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I wanted revenge.
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But what could I do?
I was a ghost!
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That's when I realized:
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There's only one thing
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ghosts are good for:
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scaring people.
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So I spent months brewing
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a ghastly illusion
to torture my nemesis!
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Neme-- Nemee--
My nemesisees?
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Welcome back to
our midnight movie...
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The Haunting of Haunt House!
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People in these horror
movies always act so dumb.
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What was that?
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Hello?!
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Who-- Who's there?
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Oh, no! Ghost!
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Ooooooh...
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Ghosts are real!
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That's right!
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And I'm the Greens'
worst nightmare.
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Uh... Um, sorry, by the way,
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where-where are the Greens?
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Are they out shopping or...?
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No! They left Big City
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and moved back to Smalton.
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Now, now,
what do you want from me?
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I was at a loss.
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What do you want from me?!
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The Greens were
finally gone from Big City,
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and yet I felt so unsatisfied.
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Hey, buddy. Why the long face?
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I lost my chance for revenge
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on the family
I swore to destroy.
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Heh. Heard that one before.
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But you know what?
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Losing big can
also mean a fresh start.
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A chance for... reinvention!
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You just gotta figure out
what makes you happy.
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Yeah. That sounds pretty good!
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I can become whoever I wanna be!
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I just have to find out
what makes me happy!
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♪ The world is my oyster ♪
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♪ I can be anything! ♪
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♪ Like
A professional pilot ♪
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♪ I'd get to wear
Those little wings! ♪
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Eh, it's too much work.
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♪ I wanna be happy! ♪
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♪ Happy as a clam! ♪
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♪ Happy! Happy as a clam! ♪
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♪ Happy
Like a little lamb! ♪
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♪ Little lamb
Goes ba-ba-ba! ♪
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♪ Happy
Happy as can be! ♪
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♪ But the question is
What makes me happy? ♪
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♪ I could be a fireman
And put out fires! ♪
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But I'm kinda
more into starting fires.
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♪ I could learn music
And play the guitar! ♪
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Eh, actually music's overrated.
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♪ So many options! ♪
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♪ A world of possibility! ♪
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♪ I wonder who I'll be! ♪
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Uh, can we wrap it up?
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Sure, thing! Hit it, boys!
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♪ Happy, happy as can be ♪
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♪ The only problem is ♪
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♪ I have no clue
Who I wanna be ♪
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♪ All the options
Feel so wrong ♪
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♪ And this song
Is getting pretty long ♪
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♪ Maybe I should just agree ♪
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♪ That there's nothing
Out there meant for me ♪
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Wh-- What's that?
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Who could that be?
Who are you and...
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why do you look so happy?
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I don't know!
I guess I'm just a normal guy--
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not a thought
or mental hang-up in sight!
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Normal? That sounds...
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perfect! Ha-ha-ha!
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♪ I'm gonna be a normie! ♪
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♪ Just your average guy! ♪
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♪ Pass me on the street ♪
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♪ And you wouldn't
notice me go by ♪
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♪ I'll join a book club ♪
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♪ We'll never meet ♪
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♪ And I'll be happy! ♪
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♪ Happy as can be! ♪
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♪ Happy, happy as can be! ♪
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Coffee for Norm?
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Norm... Alguy?
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That's me!
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Extra foam
for an extra cool dude.
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Chip might've
been banned from Big City,
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but Norm Alguy wasn't!
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My new life had begun.
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Hey, Norm, you gettin' after it?
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You know it!
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Another ad for khakis?
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This phone
must be readin' my mind!
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So then he turned
to me and said,
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"That ain't no hyena,
uh, that's a dog!"
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Ah, I love dogs!
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- Norm, you're so funny.
- Thanks, babe.
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Babe was
my totally original nickname
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for my brand new girlfriend.
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I did everything
as normal as possible.
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Fitting into
the rhythm of Big City
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by doing everything
that Norm would do.
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I spent nights in the basement
crafting beautiful furniture.
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And I would think to myself,
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Norm, you're a happy lad.
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But one day, something
strange began to happen.
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Extra foam
for an extra cool dude.
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It almost seemed like
he was mocking me.
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But I continued my day.
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That was just a blip.
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Nice work, Norm!
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I think you can handle
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a little extra this week,
don't you?
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But it happened again.
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Is Norm supposed
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to do this much paperwork?
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Then he said,
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"That ain't no trash can,
that's a dog!"
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I love dogs!
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Wait a second.
That joke was terrible!
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Why was she laughing so hard?
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How come everyone seems
to love Norm so much?
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He's not that great. Is he?
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What was my old name again?
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Dip? Or Crisp?
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From that moment on,
I accepted the truth:
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There was nothing
in me, but Norm.
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Norm with his office job
and mid-sized sedan.
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Norm with his mildly
funny jokes and paperwork.
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Norm with his two garbage bins.
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- You're Norm!
- Office birthday party.
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His one cool dance move.
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Everyone loved Norm...
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except for me.
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And that should do it!
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Okay, Bean family!
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It's our first day in Big City!
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What should our general vibe be?
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I'm gonna be real obnoxious!
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And nobody's
gonna stand in my way!
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Hey, kid!
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Um, uh, have a nice day.
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Don't tell me what to do!
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I don't understand.
Why are you so down
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about some little boy?
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He was just so mean to me,
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and I didn't do anything.
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Oh, Norm!
Is there anything we can do
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to make you happy?
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Well, I guess we could,
I don't know,
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track down that kid...
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...then we'll pelt his dumb
little face with tomatoes,
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till he's
all sticky and gross...
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...and then, well, we could fly
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a helicopter
straight at his head?!
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Who's livin' now, kid?!
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Could you, uh, excuse me?
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I love dogs.
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I don't understand!
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I tried to be normal!
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Why can't I just be happy?!
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Because you're not normal.
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Huh? What--?
Who's there?
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It's me, the truth.
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Listen, Chip,
being angry and vengeful
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is what makes you feel alive.
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But you haven't been alive.
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Trying to make
"Norm Alguy" happy
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isn't gonna make
the real Chip happy!
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Well, then,
what makes the real Chip happy?
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You'll never know
if you can't see him... smile.
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It was
in that moment I realized
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I would never be happy
if I didn't accept myself
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for who I truly was.
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You knocked out your own tooth?!
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- Why would you do that?
- Because my tooth veneer
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became a symbol of
the fake life I was living,
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and only by destroying it could
I fully embrace my true self--
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Keep up, Greg!
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And that led me down here.
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Down in the sewers,
something washed over me.
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- The smell?
- No.
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It was freedom, Greg--
freedom to be myself.
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Oh, that's a nice lesson!
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And myself, in this case,
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is a villainous,
vengeful monster!
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Oh, no, that's a bad lesson.
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Now that the Greens
are back in the city,
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I can plan my revenge.
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Up on the surface,
I can go unnoticed,
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as my veneer, Norm Alguy.
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But down here, as my true self,
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I can plot
to destroy the Greens
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from right under their feet.
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And it's just not the Greens.
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A lot of people have wronged me.
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My barista, my boss,
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plus everyone who sided
with the Greens over me!
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I want revenge on them all!
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And that's why I need you, Greg.
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'Cause together, we are gonna
destroy everyone in Big City!
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Chip Whistler is back, baby!
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How'd you get that scar?
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Oh, completely separate incident
with a rat.
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
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♪ Lost a bet,
got bit by 100 flies ♪
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♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
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♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪
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♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
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♪ Licked by a frog ♪
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♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
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♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters
in seven and ten ♪
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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪