♪ Oh, we've got cauliflower ♪
♪ Cauliflower my favorite farm grown ♪
♪ Source of power ♪
Fun song, kid.
- I'll take some cauliflower! - Me two!
Me three! How much do we owe, ya?
The smile on your face is all the payment I need.
Uh, no! No, we take money!
Tilly, honey,
Remember, you're singing jingles to sell things!
Oh, right! I keep forgetting
because jingles are so much fun,
and they make people smile!
Just don't forget about the commerce.
That girl sure can make a mean ear worm.
♪ Crunchy and orange And sweet! ♪
♪ Carrots! ♪
Now that's what I call a jingle!
Hello, young lady!
I'm Bonny Spark.
How would you like to use your talents to sell products
at Big Jingle!
♪ Big jingle! ♪
Tilly, this is our ticket to the high life!
You gotta say yes!
Oh, I don't care about all that.
I just like making people smile for fun.
That's exactly what I want you to do with me!
On your own, you can make this
little Farmers' Market smile,
but if you work with me,
you can make the whole WORLD smile!
We love your jingles, Tilly! They make us so happy!
Okay, Miss Bonnie, I'm in!
Fan-tastic! Let's just have a legally binding handshake
and then we're all set!
And I also accept!
As Tilly's talent agent!
What's going on? Should I stop this?
Your kids are makin' moves, Billy Boy.
All right, friends!
Welcome...
...to Big Jingle!
- It's magnificent. - Wow!
We only employ the top jingle talent.
If you do well enough, you may become the next Rick Razzle!
You might not have heard his name,
but you've definitely heard his jingles.
BigTech, Overhalls, Donkey Gum.
He even penned the Kludge Truck classic:
♪ Forged of steel, A workhorse on wheels... ♪
♪ Kludge don't budge! ♪
Wow.
Think of all the joy that one jingle
brought to the world...
Follow me! I'll take you to your office.
Now, we're talkin'!
Jinglin' sounds like the best job ever!
Ugh!
Jingling is the worst job ever!
What? You call this an office?
No bean bag chairs? No chocolate fountain?
Where are all the perks?
Never mind that, brother,
who are these fine folks?
This is our in-house test audience.
We assign them to all new jingle writers
to measure their success.
You'll know your jingle's good if it makes us smile.
Consider us a blank slate.
And what a beautiful blank slate you are.
- I hope I'm up to the task. - Not so fast!
Girlfriend, if you want the goods,
you gotta give the goods, ya dig?
- Whaa-- - Here's a list
my client requires. And don't you dare skimp
on the cotton candy.
Tilly, your first assignment is to help out one
of our struggling clients:
A clothing company called Odd Apparel.
It's strange stuff, so your jingle's gotta be good.
Why do these shoes have fingers?
Heck if I know. But it's your job to sing about them!
I'll leave ya to it!
Hmmm... hand walkers... hand walkers... Aha!
♪ Ha-and Walkers, Ha-and Walkers... ♪
♪ Freedom from your feet And your everyday view... ♪
Hm. Now we're cookin'.
♪ Winter style to melt your stress ♪
♪ Scarf-Eaze massagers are the best! ♪
Hmm...
♪ Wear it just above your toes When you're on the road! ♪
♪ Sneaky snacker ♪
♪ Is the way to go! Sneaky snacker! ♪
No one needs to know!
Oh, wow! Yeah!
Now that's makin' me smile.
Now, everybody!
♪ Wear it Just above your toes ♪
♪ When you're on the road ♪
- ♪ Sneaky Snacker ♪ - Huh?
♪ Is the way to go! ♪
You. My office. Now!
Howdy!
Hey, can I interest you in some local organic--
And they're gone.
Business sure has slowed down since Tilly left
Why don't you try singin' about veggies like she did?
Oh, great idea, Ma!
How does Tilly do it?
Uh...
♪ This is cabbage ♪
Um...
♪ It is... a cabbage ♪
Ugh, that was painful.
All right, try again.
I'll provide the accompaniment.
♪ Bee-boop bop bop Ba deet deet-- ♪
♪ I like cabbage ♪
♪ You like... cabbage ♪
Walk faster.
Hey, we got some engagement!
It's working!
This way, kid.
Your agent can sit over there.
Woo-hoo! Corner seat!
I'll be over here if you need me!
I hope I haven't done anything to offend you, Mr. Razzle...
I am offended.
Offended... how good you are!
Oh! That's the opposite of where I thought that was going.
You see, I got into this gig
because singing made me... ♪ Happy! ♪
Especially the long notes.
But because jingles are so short, they never have long notes.
Which is why I'm passing the torch
- and letting you take my place. - [gasps] Wha--
I hereby bequeath to you my jingle jacket
and prescription fun glasses!
Mr. Razzle, I'm honored--
And I promise to uphold your legacy
and spread smiles across the land!
Well, you're off to a great start.
Look at me smile!
I can't remember the last time I felt this happy!
I'm free-ee-ee-ee-ee!
I can't believe it! I started from the farm stand
and now I'm here!
Everyone's waiting to see what I make next!
Heh heh. That's a... lotta pressure.
Congratulations, Tilly!
Now that you're the top jingler,
you get all the top perks!
Free stuff!
Now, with Rick gone,
I need you to step up and take
one of our most important clients:
Mama Roni's pizza!
The Mama Roni's?
Your pitch is at four o'clock.
And if they like it,
your jingle will be heard around the world.
Heard around the world?
How 'bout we celebrate your success with a little cotton candy?
Ah! Uh! No!
Tilly, you gotta get in here! It's a whole other world.
I don't have time for tomfoolery, brother.
I'm top jingler now. So, folks are expecting top jingles...
And I've only got a couple hours to make something...
everyone in the world will love.
♪ Ooh! Cab-bage, let-tuce All kinds of legumes ♪
♪ All healthy choices For you to consume! ♪
In your mouth!
Huh? What?
Eh, shoulda ended on consume-- but take it away Bill
Dang! All right, boy!
I'm really gettin' the hang of this!
Uh, hold on, let me try that again.
♪ Nothing competes-a With Mama Roni's Pizza ♪
Ooh, I liked that one! Super catchy!
It's trash! Derivative rhyme scheme,
an amateur vocal arrangement!
Ugh! Back to the drawing board!
I need some pizza inspiration!
As your manager, I get fifteen percent
of that pizza!
Whoa, whoa, hold on! How do you stop this thing--
Ah!
Brother, please. I must focus.
All right, pizza.
Show me
how to honor you!
Oh, oh! Something's coming to me!
Not really into that jingle so much.
No! Come on, Tilly! Where's the pepper?!
Hey, I think you're being a little hard on yourself.
You're doing a good job!
I'm the top jingler now!
I won't accept work that's just good anymore,
I need to be great!
And Mama Roni's pitch is in an hour!
Correction!
You've only got 56 minutes left.
So, chop chop! Let's go!
I'm worried about you, Tilly...
you've changed since your early days at the farm stand this morning.
You seem miserable!
I am miserable, brother...
A miserable failure!
Ah, I need some air!
Tilly, wait! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Eh, needs some work...
Just look at yourself, Tilly.
You've got the chance to make the whole world smile...
And you can't even make yourself smile.
Yo, yo, yooo!
It's showtime, folks!
♪ Well We got homegrown corn! ♪
♪ And farm-fresh peas! ♪
♪ And we even got some honey From our farm-kept bees! ♪
I've never seen Papa and Gramma come up with jingles before.
They don't even seem to care if they sell anything or not.
They're just... having fun.
Hmm, I think I know what to do!
Four o'clock and all is well!
Four o'clock? Oh, no! The Mama Roni's pitch!
♪ Yeah, I know you want a carrot ♪
♪ 'Cause they're good for your eyes ♪
♪ You can trust me, I'm a farmer I ain't tellin' no lies! ♪
- Keep the change! - Uh, thank you, sir.
Whaddya know, Ma. Our song sold produce after all!
I told you the people would like my-
Phat beets!
Uh, apologies for the delay.
She'll be here any moment now.
Sorry.
I'm here!
Oh! Our top jingler has arrived!
Where have you been?
Well, Bonnie, I guess you could say I went on a jingle journey of the soul.
Ahem!
Well, without further ado, uh, Tilly will now present
the best Mama Roni's jingle you've ever heard!
Thank you, Bonnie.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
when I first began my career as a jingle writer six hours ago,
I had a simple goal.
To have fun and make people smile with my catchy little tunes.
Get to the jingle.
But as I rose to the top of this company,
jinglin' lost its fun.
I put so much pressure on myself to make everyone else happy,
that I forgot I needed to make myself happy.
So true!
So, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go back to what makes me smile.
Singing ditties about vegetables!
Eh? Anyone wanna slow clap?
No? Okay.
Thank you for the opportunity. I won't be needin'
this stuff anymore, because I quit.
And I quit too!
But I actually will be
needing this stuff.
Thanks for the goods, girlfriend!
Wait! What about your new Mama Roni's jingle?
Oh, uh, how about uh...
♪ Mama Roni's Cheesy pizza goodness? ♪
- That's the one. - Best jingle ever.
I still got it.
Ooh, now they clap!
Hey, Tilly? Good on you for taking care of yourself.
- How do you feel? - Well, brother,
I think this smile speaks for itself.
♪ Crunchy, and orange And sweet ♪
Carrots!
He really does love singing those long notes.
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet ♪
♪ And got bit ♪
♪ By 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch ♪
♪ And scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
♪ Bit by a frog Got a rash on my leg ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I've got splinters In seven to ten ♪
♪ And, tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪