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Hey, guys, look what I found.
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- [grunts]
- Ah!
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[Cricket laughing] Sorry.
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[breathes deeply] Finally.
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A moment of quiet so I can go
over the Green Farm's finances.
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Look, Dad. We built a fort.
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- Hi, Mr. Green.
- Hi, Papa. Want a tour?
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It will literally take one second.
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We have a house, and they
build this garbage?
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Looks great, kids.
But I gotta go over the ledger.
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Since we have a city farm
and a country farm,
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I'm guessing that our finances
have never been better.
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We're going bankrupt!
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Ah, let me see that.
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Bankrupt, my heinie.
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It's just a small dip
in profits.
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Small for now.
But this could become a trend.
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What if there's a big dip
in profits tomorrow?
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Bill, a little upsy-downsy
is normal for business.
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- You're way too high-strung.
- [cell phone vibrates]
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I have no idea where you got that from.
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It's Gloria.
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"Can you come over
and look a sumthig?"
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There's an emergency at the café!
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Hold on, Gloria! On my way!
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[sighs] Upsy-downsy?
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Ma doesn't know
what she's talking about.
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Things could get really bad.
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[Tilly] Ow!
This is really bad.
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Tilly, are you okay?
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My person is unscathed,
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but my shoes are irreparably damaged.
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Could you please buy me
some new ones, Papa?
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Ooh, while you're at it,
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can I get another pair of overalls?
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These are getting a tad breezy.
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Agh! My kids have needs.
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And if I can't provide for them...
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Father, why have you forsaken us?
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Alas, poor Saxon. I hardly knew thee.
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[gasps] Saxon? No!
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[car horn blares]
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- Hey, Remy!
- Well, this is me.
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Hey, Dad.
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Whoa! What is all this stuff?
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I've been inspired to unburden.
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So I'm taking some of this old junk
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to the donation center downtown.
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Wait a second, Russell.
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This stuff doesn't look like junk to me.
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Mind if I take it off your hands?
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Sure. Be my guest.
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Think fast.
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Think faster.
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Thanks, Greens!
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Wow, look at all this.
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There's some useful stuff in here.
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Well, let's see. Uh...
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Why don't you try this, Cricket?
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Wow!
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- Here you go, Tilly.
- Ah.
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What do you think?
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- Perfect.
- Things are looking up already.
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It doesn't matter if the farm does well,
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'cause your dad is a provider!
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You're gonna need to provide me a belt.
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I can do that.
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[humming]
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Ah! Gloria, I got your text!
What's wrong?
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[laughs] Everything's fine.
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I just wanted you to watch this
new reality show.
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Another one? Fine.
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But it's got 30 seconds to hook me.
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Welcome back to Clutter Free with me,
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Serenity Spruce.
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Minimalism is the key to a happier life.
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But you must be willing
to let go of your possessions.
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Take this sweater, for instance.
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I love this sweater,
but I do not wear it anymore.
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And it's making such a mess,
I want to scream.
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[wheezy scream]
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So, if I find the courage
to get rid of it,
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my life will be much happier.
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Goodbye, my dear friend.
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Now I am happy.
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Oh, come on!
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That's the biggest load of hogwash
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I've seen in a lifetime on this Earth.
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I used to joke that this was
the biggest load of hogwash
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I've seen in a lifetime on this earth.
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- What?
- But after Serenity
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taught me how to declutter my house,
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my stress is down,
my back is fixed,
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and best of all,
my hair has grown back!
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Whoo! Ha ha!
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Wow. All that just from
cleaning up your house?
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Change of plans, Gloria.
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I'm gonna learn from this weird
lady and clear out my closet
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so I can get my life back on track!
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- Good luck, Gramma.
- [Gramma] Not your Gramma!
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Just trying it out.
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Still can't believe it. What a haul.
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It's just like they say,
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one man's trash is
another man's future security
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that will help protect
his family from hardship.
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I remember that saying differently.
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All this stuff is so cool.
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We can build a way bigger fort now.
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Are there any pipes in there
for building a ladder?
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Let me check. Hmm.
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As it turns out,
these three boxes don't contain
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everything we'll need
for the rest of our lives.
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We're gonna need more stuff.
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Uh, Papa, don't you think
you're being a bit--
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Fort.
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Uh, I mean, you're right. More stuff.
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Kids, get in the Kludge.
We're gonna acquire everything
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this family would ever need.
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It's time to get thrifty.
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- [door sensors chime]
- Look, kids. Free lawn chairs.
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Now you'll always have a place to sit.
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- Whee!
- Seating!
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[Bill] Score! Six printers!
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Now you can print
six different things at once.
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No more pen and ink for this guy.
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Oh-ho-ho! Jackpot!.
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Check it out, kids.
With these mannequins,
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you'll always have a companion
by your side.
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[both] Kinda scary.
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Come one, come all.
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Step right up, and drop your junk.
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Be it broken or old,
Bill Green will take it all.
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- [both] Dad, Dad, Dad!
- My children.
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Are you two feeling provided for?
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Dad, of all the many
emotional crises you've had,
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this one is by far the best.
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Just look how much
we've expanded the fort.
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[Bill]
Whoa! Nice fortifying, kids.
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Whew. I am beat.
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But, at the end of a long shift,
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there is no greater pleasure I find
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than keeping my eyes closed
for as long as possible
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to savor that first glance of home.
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[growls]
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Uh, Mr. Green? Is everything okay?
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Never better. Why do you ask?
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Well, it's just that
the house seems a little...
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Well-provisioned?
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No, it's full of junk.
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And as a renter of the house,
I demand a say.
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Although, I technically don't pay rent.
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Or pay bills.
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Wait, does that
make me a squatter?
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Do I have any agency according
to Big City housing law?
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You seem so stressed.
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Ooh, hang on, let me find
my consoling finger.
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I need to learn my rights!
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Okay. Good luck, Gloria.
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Remember, friends, to unburden
your surroundings and yourself,
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you must kindly thank your clutter
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before releasing it to its next life.
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Well, if that's what it takes.
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Don't need this anymore.
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Uh, thank you?
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Have a good time in your next life?
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Mwah. What next life?
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You're a phone!
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Ugh! This ain't me.
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[Serenity] You might be saying,
"This ain't me."
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- Huh?
- Just remember.
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that everyone
is a little different.
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You can find your own way
to say thank you.
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Oh.
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Stand to attention, clutter!
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As your commanding officer,
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I thank you for your service
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and relieve you of duty.
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Now, who's next?
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Wahoo!
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[Tilly] Whee!
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Dad, why are all these whirly
balls in our landing spot?
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Because, Cricket, in the future,
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what if I can't buy you plane
tickets to travel the globe?
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This way, you can still be worldly.
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But I don't wanna be worldly.
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I wanna be a simple boy
who has enough space
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to do destructive things indoors.
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{\an8}Cricket's right.
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Your collecting has
not only limited our fun,
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it's also limited our access
to the facilities.
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[flushes]
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And I quite need to use them.
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Oh, that's not a problem, Tilly.
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I think I got an extra toilet
around here somewhere.
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- I can hold it.
- Dad, stop.
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Don't you think you're taking this whole
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"provide for our future" thing
a bit too far?
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I most certainly do not.
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I might be running out of space
to put stuff,
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but we're gonna need it all.
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A neon sign?
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One of you might
become a fishmonger someday
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and change your name to Al.
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Can't you see I'm doing this for you?
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I just need more space
to store our special treasures.
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[Gloria] Um, Mr. Green?
Can I talk to you?
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Hmm.
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Okay, I think this should be--
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- Ah!
- The basement. And Gloria.
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I, uh... ahem.
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Mr. Green, I have prepared a document
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to clarify the terms of my tenancy.
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Nonsense. You're more
than a tenant, Gloria.
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- You're family.
- Aw.
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That's so sweet.
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And as family,
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I must provide for your future.
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And store stuff in your bedroom.
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What just happened?
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Chicken brooch,
For your years of service,
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I give you an honorable discharge.
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And with your noble sacrifice,
it is finished.
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How 'bout that?
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I feel happy as a pig in mud.
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- Except cleaner.
- [giggles]
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Thanks to everything
Serenity has taught me,
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I'm ready to declutter
the rest of my house!
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What? What? What?
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What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
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Bill, what did you do to my house?
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You've gone and made it a...
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Hello, Mother.
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As you can see,
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I've filled up the house
with precious goods.
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Filled it all the way up to the sky!
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Come on. Let me show you what
I've done with the living room.
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There's a laundry basket on your head.
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[Bill grunts]
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Getting in requires a bit
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of a tuck and roll,
but it's worth it.
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Behold! The Green household
is now a palace
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of everything we could ever need.
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I know. It's a little sparse.
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Billiam Robert Green!
You've gone plumb crazy, boy.
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No, Ma. I have to be a provider.
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Does this look safe to you?
The roof's gonna collapse!
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And where are the kids?
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[Cricket]
Gramma? Gramma, is that you?
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Come get us out.
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We're stuck under this junk
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with nothing but six flashlights
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and Tilly's famously good attitude.
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- [Tilly] It's true.
- [both] Kids!
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Oh, dang it, Ma,
you're completely right.
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What have I been doing
with all this stuff?
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I've put the kids in danger.
258
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We ain't got time
for ruminating on regrets, boy.
259
00:09:05,085 --> 00:09:07,922
We have to get 'em out before
the dang ceiling collapses.
260
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,673
Hang on, kids. I'm coming.
261
00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:12,218
Oh, there's too much stuff.
I don't know where to start.
262
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,678
Step aside, Bill. I'll clear a path.
263
00:09:14,678 --> 00:09:18,432
Serenity Spruce, grant me the
power to declutter this mess.
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[wheezing scream]
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Junk of the Green household,
266
00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:26,023
I hereby relieve you of duty!
267
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,237
[Cricket and Tilly]
We're in here!
268
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,405
Kids! Papa's coming!
269
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:36,075
Hurry, Bill! This thing's coming down!
270
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,828
I'm going as fast as I--
Oh, that calendar's kinda nice.
271
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,162
No! Focus!
272
00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,581
I think we're done with forts for a while.
273
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,083
Come here, kids.
274
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,168
I've let you down
with all this stupid junk.
275
00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:49,088
So I'd say it's time I lift you up.
276
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,923
[grunting]
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00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,508
Father...
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00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,218
strength!
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00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,719
Bill, the roof!
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00:09:55,719 --> 00:09:57,429
[all scream]
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00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,764
Mail's here.
282
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,225
- We're alive!
- We're alive!
283
00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:03,352
I'm so glad you kids are okay.
284
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:07,398
Here's your mail, folks.
And I am off to the hospital.
285
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,608
- Ow, ow, ow.
- He'll be fine.
286
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,862
Well, if our profits weren't down before,
287
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,655
they certainly are now.
288
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,782
I'm so sorry, y'all.
289
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,534
I don't know what came over me.
290
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,745
It just got tough feeling like I
wasn't providing for my family.
291
00:10:21,745 --> 00:10:24,123
It's okay, Papa.
We know you're always trying.
292
00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,208
And after you're done fixing my house,
293
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:29,545
there's a little reality show
I think you'll find helpful.
294
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,255
Aww. Thanks, guys.
295
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,341
Man, what a stressful day.
I could really use a laugh.
296
00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:35,634
[Gloria groans]
297
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,305
You left me to crawl out of the house
298
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,223
using toilet plungers?
299
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,684
- Toilet plungers?
- [all laugh]
300
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,895
[all] Oh, Gloria.
301
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:49,815
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
302
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,360
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
303
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,405
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
304
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,617
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
305
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,869
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
306
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,412
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
307
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,830
♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
308
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,041
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
309
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:10,669
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
310
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:13,339
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪