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[♪ theme song playing]
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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ La la la la
La la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la
La la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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Ah, thank you
for the mail, Vasquez.
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Let's see. Junk. Junk.
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Oh! The Remington
bank statement,
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the highlight reel
of our greatest
financial plays.
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Down, set, what?
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Rashida, look!
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[gasps] My word.
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It's got to be fraud!
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But who would spend
that much money on fake snow?
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[both yell]
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What on earth?
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[bells jingling]
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[shouting in joy]
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[all laughing]
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Love me some sledding!
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This is quite
an extravagant purchase,
even for you, Remy.
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Only the best
for me and my friends!
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[machine powers off]
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- Son!
- Hey, Dad. Hey, Mom.
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[Russell] Explain this!
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Hmm.
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Looks like the BcRib
is back at Burger Clown.
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[Tilly] But for
a limited time only!
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Not that! This!
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According to the bank,
this week alone, you bought
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a circus cannon,
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a life-size model spaceship,
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and you hired a sculptor?
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Signore Remy!
My masterpiece is complete!
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Frederico, read the room.
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What's the big deal?
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I thought the point
of having money
was to spend it.
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Yes, but prudently.
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Son, your mother and I
have devoted years
to building a fortune
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you'll one day inherit.
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Yippee!
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But you must be smarter
with money.
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Guys, don't worry.
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If I spend it all,
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I'll just go
to the money store
and get more.
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It's even worse
than we feared.
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Our boy is a money dummy!
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[both sighing]
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[both exclaiming]
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A money dummy?
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Yes. And I see
only one solution.
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Remy Remington,
you're cut off!
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Cut off? But...
but I... Please!
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[crying] Not my big wallet.
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I need it to live.
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[sighs] Fine.
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Prove to us that you can live
on just $1 for a day.
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Then, maybe we'll change
our minds.
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It's time you learned
the true value of money.
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Condolences on the loss
of your discretionary
funds, Remy.
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If it makes you feel
any better, you're still
a dollar richer than me.
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I can't believe my parents
think I'm a money dummy.
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You know what?
I'm gonna make my own fortune.
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That'll prove to Mom and Dad
that I'm a money smarty!
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That's brilliant, Remy.
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Tilly and I will aid
in your quest,
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for a small fee, of course.
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Okay, let's all head
to the money store!
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So, there's no such thing
as a money store.
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But my parents got rich
by buying a bunch
of businesses.
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So I'll just buy
one of my own.
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Now, which one should I pick?
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Eenie, meenie, miney... Ooh!
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That one!
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Attention, everyone!
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My name is Remy,
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and I'm here to buy
your business with this!
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Wow, really?
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Listen up, shoppers!
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We've got a money dummy here
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who thinks
he can buy the store
with a single dollar.
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Please throw your little
meatballs at him
until he leaves in shame.
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[people booing]
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So you got a plan B?
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No! It's been 20 minutes.
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I thought I'd be rich again
by now.
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But I don't have
a single good idea. [gasps]
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I need food to think!
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Food comforts him
in ways I cannot.
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Goodbye, my one little dollar.
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Here's your limited edition
BcRib sandwich. Enjoy!
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[sighs] Well,
at least my dollar
did something useful.
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There's the spirit.
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[groans]
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There's no way
I can make money now.
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Curse my rumbly tummy.
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[customer] What do you mean
you're sold out of BcRibs?
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Sorry. They're really popular
and we only have
a limited supply.
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As a guy
with pretty mainstream taste,
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I represent the people
of Big City when I say
that I'd pay five...
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No, 10 bucks for a BcRib!
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[gasps]
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Excuse me, sir.
Would you really pay $10
for this sandwich?
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Absolutely! [chomps]
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[moans] Tummy full.
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[♪ angelic music]
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Hey, looks like lunch
is on Remy.
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Guys, I just figured out
how I'll make my fortune.
Come on!
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I need a loan
for a bunch of money!
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Oh, I'm sorry. We don't give
loans to children.
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Don't you recognize him?
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This is Remy Remington,
heir to the Remington fortune.
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His family
is on our vision board!
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- Go in the corner
and study this.
- Yes, sir.
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Sir, you're pre-approved.
Sign here.
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Remy, are you sure
about all this?
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Borrowing so much money
seems like a bad idea.
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Don't worry. I've got
a money-making plan
that can't fail.
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I'm going to invest in BcRibs!
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Remember how that guy
paid 10 bucks
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because that Burger Clown
was out of BcRibs?
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Kind of.
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Well, how much would he pay
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if every Burger Clown
was sold out?
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One BcRib for this
birthday boy! [grunts]
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Sleep.
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I'll take all your BcRibs!
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I'll use the loan money
to buy every BcRib I can.
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Then, we eat 'em.
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No. The next step
is to store them in a vault
for safekeeping.
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Nobody but us
can access them here.
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And then, we eat 'em.
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Don't worry, I'm following.
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[Remy] We'll act fast
and hit every Burger Clown
in the city.
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So, by the time
people catch on
to what we're doing,
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they'll be too late.
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As the word spreads
about the BcRib shortage,
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people will grow desperate.
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So desperate, they'll pay
any price for our BcRibs.
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And we'll reap the reward.
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Would you look at that?
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My plan
was a complete Bc-cess.
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Procurement Officer
Vasquez, report.
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We've now acquired
every BcRib in the city,
Master Remy.
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Excellent. Chief Accountant
Tilly, where does that put us?
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By my calculations,
we've just passed gold
as the most valuable currency.
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Chief Salesman Cricket,
are you driving up that price?
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What? I don't care
if you're royalty or not.
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Call me back
when you have a real offer,
Duke Armand!
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[knocking at door]
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Well, howdy, Mr. Remington.
The name's Tex.
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I'm a wealthy BcRib enthusiast
and I'm here
to buy you out. [burps]
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Buy us out?
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Yes, sir! To the sweet tune
of one million dollars!
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[all] What?
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That would send our profits
through the roof!
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Your plan worked!
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You're not a money dummy.
You're a money genius!
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Wow! Thanks
for the offer, Mr. Tex.
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But, I'll pass.
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[all] What?
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What? Well, Tex,
you tried your best.
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Vasquez, burn this for me.
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Remy, wait!
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I don't get it.
You're passing up
a million dollars here.
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That's, like, a bajillion more
than what you started with.
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Cricket, that offer
was an insult.
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My empire is worth far more
than that!
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My success has made it clear
that I truly do have this
money stuff figured out.
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I would say,
even more so than
my dear parents. [chuckles]
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I won't sell a single bun
till I surpass Mom
and Dad's fortune.
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I don't know, Remy.
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Don't you think
you're getting a little big
for your BcBritches?
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Excuse me, Cricket,
but I know exactly how big
my BcBritches are.
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Uh, Remy, Cricket,
you guys should see this.
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Breaking news regarding
the ongoing BcRib shortage.
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We now go live to the CEO
of Burger Clown.
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This city's high demand
of the BcRib sandwiches
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has made them scarce
and hard to find.
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Which is why
I'm pleased to announce
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that the BcRib is now
being added to Burger Clown's
permanent menu!
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[echoing] Permanent menu!
Permanent menu!
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Now anyone can get one?
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But that'll destroy
the value of our BcRibs.
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Okay, We can't make
as much of a profit.
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But we can still sell them
for the original price
of a dollar
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and make
the bank loan money back.
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[teeth cracking]
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Huh?
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[♪ ominous instrumental music]
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Stale as a bone.
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[laughing nervously]
So they've gone stale.
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We'll just find a new product
to sell before the loan
is due.
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Knock knock. Just a reminder
that your loan money
is due by the end of the day.
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Hypothetically, what if
my business was in ruin
and I couldn't pay it back?
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Oh, no problem.
We'll just take
everything you own.
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[in ominous tone] Starting
with Remington Manor!
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[in normal tone] I'm saying
we'll take your home. Goodbye!
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[yells] I'm gonna
lose my house!
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Somebody do something!
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Armand, my favorite dude.
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Still want those BcRibs?
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Gina? Can I still offer you--
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[incoherent shouting on phone]
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There's no need for profanity.
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They just need to be reheated!
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[reporter on TV] Shockingly,
the BcRib value
is plunging even lower.
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That's right, folks.
This once-great product
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is now being given away
practically for free.
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Please buy our BcRibs!
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I'm begging you! [crying]
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You lied, Mr. Chart!
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Stop being stale!
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[whimpering]
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[indistinct frantic chatter]
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[Vasquez] What do we do,
Master Remy?
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Good news, Remy!
We found a buyer!
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Plot twists...
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Huh? Vasquez?
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Master Remy.
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Where are we?
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Delivering the BcRibs
to the buyer.
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[Remy] The zoo?
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I don't understand.
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Why does the zoo
want our BcRibs?
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For penguin food, of course.
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Stale BcRibs
are like birthday cake
to them.
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[slurping]
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Really? Sold!
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Well, there is one condition
for us to buy.
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No pickles.
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What? Penguins
can't eat pickles?
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Can they? Yes. Will they?
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[chuckles] Not these divas.
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We'll buy your BcRibs
if you remove all the pickles.
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Oh, well, that shouldn't be
too hard.
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[Vasquez clears throat]
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[helicopter hovering
and beeping]
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[thuds]
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[sighs] If it will save
my house...
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Mr. Zookeeper,
you've got a deal.
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[♪ triumphant
instrumental music]
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[penguins squawking]
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[yells in pain]
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Not the nails.
Not the nails! [yells]
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00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,299
[screams] He's eating me!
247
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,553
Finished.
248
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,848
Splendid! And your payment,
as promised.
249
00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,266
Wow!
250
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,895
Carry the one, and...
Ah! Congratulations.
251
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,188
Your loan is repaid!
252
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,314
[all sigh in relief]
253
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,607
And you made a profit.
254
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,858
Really? How much?
255
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,485
75 cents.
256
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,695
But I started with a dollar.
257
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,364
So I actually lost money.
258
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,657
[Cricket clears throat]
259
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,950
Our fee.
260
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,868
[Remy groans] Here.
261
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,703
Good doing business
with you, buddy.
262
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,663
We quit.
263
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,250
[sighs] Time to go
face the music.
264
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,420
Oh! Welcome home, son.
How'd the day go?
265
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,172
Not great.
266
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,134
I tried to prove
I'm not a money dummy,
but you guys were right.
267
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,845
Money can be there one minute,
then gone the next.
268
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,265
And once you lose it,
it can be so hard
to make it again.
269
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,017
So, here. This is all
that's left of the dollar.
270
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,311
Take it
so I won't blow it, too.
271
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,857
Wait, you went the whole day
and only spent 75 cents.
272
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,693
I'd make a quarterback joke,
but I'm too impressed.
273
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,279
What? But I still spent money.
274
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:57,907
Remy, we don't need you
to stop spending
money altogether.
275
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,784
Just to be a bit more careful.
276
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,287
You tackled your ignorance
like a champ, son.
277
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,664
So, here, you're officially
cut on!
278
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,708
[gasps] Oh, boy!
279
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:10,003
To celebrate,
I'm buying two lazy rivers
filled with Splish.
280
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,963
[both] Remy!
281
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,132
[chuckling nervously] I mean,
one lazy river
filled with Splish.
282
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,800
That's our boy.