Escape room, escape room, escape room, escape room.
Remind me again why we're paying someone
to lock us in a room?
'Cause it's fun.
We look for clues and solve puzzles,
all in an effort to escape before our time is up.
Now, come on, come on, come on.
Let's get to work finding those clues. Yeah.
Whatever this escape room has in store for us,
I'm sure we can handle it.
♪ When we're together on an adventure ♪
♪ The Greens can do anything ♪
Dad, stop trying to make that song a thing.
It's not a thing.
[all] ♪ Anything! ♪
Yeah. [groans]
Well, hello.
You must be the Greens.
- Welcome to the Croblins... - [Croblins laughing]
...Halloween Escape Room experience.
Ooh, Croblins.
What a relief!
I was worried this escape room was going to be scary.
The room is difficult, though.
The fastest a group has ever escaped
was with two minutes to spare.
Mark my words, lobby Crob,
we're about to set a new record.
See, I already found a clue.
The lobby is not part of the game.
Sure, it's not. [chuckles]
Before we begin,
I'll need you to sign this waiver,
should anything happen due to your advanced age.
[grunts] Don't coddle me, boy.
I don't feel old, so I ain't.
[phone ringing]
Exsqueeze me for a moment.
Big City escape rooms.
Oh, hi, honey.
No, I'll be here for a while.
A family just arrived,
- and it might take them a while to escape. - [groans]
They look really dumb.
What? Did that Croblin just call us dumb?
All right, Greens.
You're up.
- Head on in. - [all exclaiming]
[all exclaiming]
[Croblin] Coo-coo kaboo!
And welcome to the Croblinville
house of horrors.
Horrors?
Oh, no, this is gonna be spooky.
How do you escape an inescapable room?
You have 60 minutes to find out.
[ominous voice] Or be trapped forever.
[all screaming]
[timer beeps]
Hey, y'all get a hold of yourselves.
We've got a mission.
That lobby bozo thinks we're dumb.
So, let's prove him wrong
by escaping faster than anyone has ever escaped before.
Now, let's spread out and look for clues.
Hey, there's a lock over here.
Something in my genius brain is telling me it needs a key.
Anyone find a key?
- This place is amazing. - Happy thoughts.
- I can't believe that guy thinks I'm old. - Happy thoughts.
- I'm spry as heck! - [Bill whimpers]
Oh, boy.
This is gonna be a little tougher than I thought,
but nothing's gonna keep us from sweet, sweet freedom.
[man laughing maniacally]
Just as planned.
They all have their weaknesses.
- The grandmother... - [grunts]
...with her age insecurities...
This thing's on the fritz.
I don't need it anyway.
- [Chip] The father... - [trembling in fear]
...afraid of his own shadow.
- Oh, hello. - [explodes]
[screams] Is that Croblin blood?
Ooh.
[Chip] And the daughter...
In order to escape a Croblin room,
I must become a Croblin.
...with her inability
to turn down a role playing opportunity...
Oh, how serendipitous!
This will allow me to fully lose myself in character.
- ...which leaves us... - [Cricket groans]
...the boy.
I'll prove I'm the puzzle master
- and not some dummy. - [metal clanking]
Just gotta find a clue.
Hoo hoo!
He is really enraged by that fake phone call I made.
[Chip] Which only draws him closer
to dooming his family forever.
- [laughs] - [timer beeps]
We've only got 45 minutes left?
We haven't even cracked the first puzzle.
Huh. Think, Cricket. Think.
[panting]
- [screeches] - [gasps]
[continues panting]
Come on, crabgoyle. Give me something.
[grunts]
Ooh.
[ghosts] Ooh!
Ah!
I bet these pegs go into those holes.
Okay, family, everyone get a peg and...
Could an old person do this?
- [bones crack] - [screams]
Ah. Ah. [screams]
I'm Bostrand.
Just a humble, crumbling cobbler.
Hmm, okay.
Looks like Cricket's going in alone.
[grunts] Almost there!
[strains] Yeah.
Bingo, bango... Ahhh! [thuds] Oh.
- [all gasp] Cricket? - Ow.
Are you okay, brother?
We could've helped you out, son.
Oh, I'm good.
It was a little harder than it could've been,
but whatever, it's fine.
Now, let's go. We're losing time.
"We could've helped you, Cricket."
Yeah. Give me a break.
- Then where were you? - Did you say something?
Nope, I got it.
- [door creaking] - Hurray. We escaped.
Huh? More doors!
Looks like we'll have to split up.
Uh. I don't like the sound of that.
- What do you think, Ma? - What?
Cricket, I know you wanna beat the clock,
but maybe we should stick together.
Like Papa's song says,
"When we're together, we can do anything."
You know, you've been singing that a lot today,
but y'all seem a little distracted.
So, maybe it's best we go our separate ways.
Divide and conquer and all that.
- [Bill and Gramma] Okay. - I guess so.
- Huh. - [gasps]
- Huh? - Huh?
A replica of our house?
Everything's all weird.
Hey, the door's locked.
What the heck is going on here?
[laughs evilly] Me.
[ominous voice] I'm the heck that's going on here.
Ahem. Ah. [regular voice] Mmm, finally.
Got that frog out of my throat.
Oh, you should go back
to the deep, raspy voice, Chip.
It sounded way cooler.
Mmm.
No secret buttons?
No real windows or drawers.
Everything's fake.
What is this sick, twisted prison?
There ain't even any actual clues.
[Croblin] I've got a clue.
[screams]
- Hello, Green family? - [screams]
Oh, a fellow Croblin.
Nice to meet ya.
[Chip] No touching the puppet.
You messed with the wrong Gramma.
- [groans, grunts] - [Chip] No lunging at the puppet.
- [groans] - Jeez Louise.
It should be clear to you by now.
But no matter how many puzzles you solve,
there is no escape.
This isn't what we signed up for.
Please let us out.
Hmm. Okay.
Let's play a little game, shall we?
In each of your rooms, there's a red button.
- The first person to press it... - Hmm.
...will gain their freedom.
But once a button is pressed,
the doors of the other rooms will be locked forever.
So the question is,
who's selfish enough to do it?
Betray my family?
I can't do that.
No matter how scary this is.
I'd rather admit that I'm getting old.
The Greens always stick together.
There is no conceivable universe
where one of us would push that button...
- [buzzer sounds] - Huh?
[Chip] Ooh, you sure about that?
- [buzzer sounds] - [Cricket laughs]
- [Gramma and Bill] Hey. - Cricket.
Hooray! I made it out.
Wait, that's not me.
I mean, it looks like me,
but how?
Thank you for your services.
[scoffs] I hate non-union gigs.
Oh, you faked the video.
I mean... [imitates explosion]
Like, wow!
I thought I raised him better.
You did.
I can't believe he left us to rot!
I would never do that.
I know he was frustrated with us,
but not enough to betray us.
Tilly, no.
Guys, I'm here.
I didn't mean to abandon them.
[Chip] Oh, but you did.
And you wanted to. Admit it!
No. No! [screams] Evil Cricket!
[Chip] Your family already thinks
you hit the button,
so maybe you should.
Then at least you could escape.
You're gonna let 'em go?
Wholesome Greg, don't be so naive.
No, I want to keep them trapped here forever.
But I want Cricket to press that button for real.
I want him to live with the guilt
of knowing that he turned on his family.
That would be a million times worse
than anything I could do to him.
Plus, that button actually releases
one hundred snakes into the room.
Wow, you've gone full supervillain, Chip.
I know.
[Chip] Think about all the adventures you'll have
without your family holding you back.
You can do anything.
[gasps] Anything?
He's gonna do it.
You're right, big, creepy puppet,
I can do anything
when I'm with my family.
Yes. Wait, what?
Hey, y'all, let's not reflect on our actions
and just make with the being selfish
and getting out of here alone.
No way. I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to get us all out of here.
And that starts with taking care of you.
[Chip] Hey, quit that.
The Greens are still gonna escape this escape room.
[Chip] Why is everyone disrespecting the puppet?
[groans] Yeah.
Wow.
Hmm.
[Chip] Get down here.
No. No.
No! No! No!
- Whoa! - Ah. [thuds]
[groans in pain]
[gargles] Huh?
A bigger chip!
All right, family.
I'm coming for you.
♪ When we're together ♪
♪ In an escape room ♪
♪ Greens can do ♪
Huh? Anything?
- Huh? - Hey, Dad.
Cricket? I thought you left us.
No, sir.
Hey, solve this puzzle to escape your room.
Who's easily frightened and yet the bravest man I know?
Is it me?
Mmm-hmm.
[both singing] ♪ When we're together ♪
♪ On an adventure ♪
- Gramma. - Huh?
Who gets older in age
but younger in spirit every day?
Me. That's who. Ya!
[all singing] ♪ No matter the weather ♪
Tilly, who gets lost in characters,
but always knows exactly who they are?
Hmm.
- And has black hair. - Oh! Me.
Ha ha. Oh, it's me.
[groans]
Y'all, I just want to say,
I'm sorry for forcing us to separate.
When we're together...
♪ We really can do... ♪
[all] ♪ Anything ♪
[all scream]
- [Gramma groans] - Glad to be with y'all again.
[all groaning]
We're back in the lobby?
[gasps] We escaped with over two minutes left.
We beat the record!
Take that, escape room overlords.
Come to think of it,
who would do such a thing?
- [thudding] - [all] Huh?
It looks like they got away.
Well, whoever it was,
they sure gave us a Halloween scare.
[all laughing]
[Chip laughing]
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪