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♪ One, two
One, two three, four ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Nana nana nana nana nana ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
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Wow. Wait.
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The Smalton Fair.
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An ode to the ballyhoo
of yesteryear.
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I don't know where to start.
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I do. Hey, you!
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Give me a funnel cake
and keep 'em coming.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, I came here
to do one thing
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and one thing only,
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and that's ride...
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the Snortin' Donkey's Leap.
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They say it produces
the same G-force
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as being hit by
a midsize sedan.
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So, if you'll excuse me.
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You there!
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Do you wish to know
your fate?
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I am Zalmar,
the all-knowing.
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Allow me to tell you
your fortune.
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Hey, look,
it's one of those old timey
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fortune telling machines.
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Today, you shall win a prize.
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Well, what do you know?
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I was headed to play
some carnival games,
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so that checks out.
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My turn. My turn.
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You shall discover
something new.
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Come one, come, y'all,
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and see amazing creatures
you've never seen before.
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Exotic animals?
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That is new.
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One side, Tilly.
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Crickey want a fortu-ey.
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So, you wish for adventure
or something grand.
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On this day,
you will be slapped
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by a stinky little hand!
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What?
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As fate approaches,
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there will be many signs.
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Your time is nigh.
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I... I... I...
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That was oddly specific.
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Well, everyone have fun.
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Weird.
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Yeah, I won't think about it.
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It's probably fine.
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But it did seem to know Mom
and Tilly's fortune.
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Does that mean mine
will come true, too?
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Gah. No, no.
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I just got to relax
and focus on riding...
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The Snortin' Donkey's Leap.
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But, how am I supposed to
enjoy myself
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knowing I'm gonna get
slapped by a...
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Ahhh! Sticky hand.
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Jeez, boy.
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I'm just gonna offer you
some funnel cake.
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Mullets on mudbugs.
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That fortune teller is
starting to make me
feel paranoid.
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I wanted donkey themed
thrills today,
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not scary thrills.
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I have to do something
to change my fate.
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There will be no stink slap
on my watch.
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All right.
Dinner and a show.
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Good evening, folks.
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I'm Elrod, the beast tamer,
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and I have some
mighty special animals
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to show y'all today.
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First up is one of my
personal favorites,
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Arthur, the ferocious!
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What a beautiful reptile.
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As an alligator,
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he's one of the toughest
creatures on the planet.
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But you know what animal
is even tougher?
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Me! Yeah!
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I can't watch.
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Oh, don't worry, Tilly.
He's a pro.
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That man is in no danger.
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Of course not.
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He is the danger.
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Just look
at that poor alligator.
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I'm not standing for this.
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Hmm. Now what can I win
for the kiddos?
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Ooh. Can't go wrong
with America wrapped.
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Hey, carnie, dart me.
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Sure thing, Nance.
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What? Dad!
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What are you doing here?
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What? I can't get a job
and earn some honest cash?
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You can play,
but I gotta warn you,
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this game's pretty tough.
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Oh, yeah?
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Hey, you're pretty good.
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Lots of practice
at biker joints.
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Well, to win that America Rat,
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you just gotta pop
one more balloon.
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It shouldn't be too tough
for an expert like you.
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Hmm.
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Oh. So close.
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What?
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So, how'd you rig
this one, Dad?
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Rig? Nancy, I am hurt.
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You just made a lousy shot.
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You know what? Forget it.
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I know all your tricks,
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and I'll figure this one out
soon enough.
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Zalmar said I'll be smacked
by a stinky hand, right?
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So, I gathered up
every smelly little thing
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this fair has to offer.
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Not a stinky hand in sight.
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Love the initiative, kiddo.
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Yes, sir. I'm taking my fate
into my own non-stinky hands.
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What do you think
of that, Universe?
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Man, this cotton candy
is stinking good.
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It really slaps.
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What?
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Stinking hunk of junk.
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I ought to give it
a good slap.
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Ahhh!
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As fate approaches,
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there will be many signs...
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Signs, signs.
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Your time is nigh.
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Oh, man. He did say all that.
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That must mean
the slap is still on!
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Wow. I mean, I've taken on
my share of garden gophers,
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but an alligator!
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Now, that's some
critter wrangling.
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Right, sweetie?
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Sweetie?
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Why don't you pick on
your own species?
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Tilly, get off that man!
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Only if Mr. Elrod
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ceases all alligator
wrestling activities.
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What? No way!
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So be it.
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I said yield.
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Hmm.
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Oh! Too bad.
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Okay. Is it the darts?
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Must be the balloon.
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What did you do?
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I just made
another five bucks.
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Why do you need
my slipper again?
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Because, Gramma,
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if I can't stop my fortune
from coming true,
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then maybe
I can take control
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and steer it
in a gentler direction.
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Hey, little boy,
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wanna give me a slap
with this slipper?
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Be gone.
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Wait.
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Sir, madam,
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would you mind taking
this smelly slipper
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and gently pummeling my cheek?
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Huh. Oh.
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Oh, come on.
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Doesn't anyone want to
slap a little boy?
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- Oh, Mayor Beans.
- Huh?
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I knew we shouldn't have done
the dunk tank together.
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Now you've got that
awful wet dog smell.
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But I still love you.
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Who's a stinky Mayor?
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You are.
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Stinky, stinky Mayor.
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Mr. Ernie.
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Oh, Cricket.
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Slap me.
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Uh, beg your pardon?
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I can't ride the Donkey's Leap
until you slap me.
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Now, do it!
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I... I don't think
I can fulfill your request.
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Oh, yes, you can.
Get back here!
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Please, I won't slap
a small child.
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Come on, Ernie.
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Just a little tap.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah. Come on.
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Get over here and slap me.
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Whoa!
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Who turned the lights out?
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Argh. [screams] Whoa.
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Get back here.
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I lost them.
Where'd Slappers run off to?
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What? Slap who?
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My bush baby.
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They're one of the few animals
that have hands.
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It's true.
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Stink slap?
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Oh, no.
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How's the fortune fight
going, boy?
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Bad. Real bad.
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The one thing
I wanted to do today
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was ride that ride,
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and now I can't.
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Because if I do,
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a bush baby's gonna
stink slap me.
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That's life, Cricket.
Look at me.
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The power outage killed
all the fryer equipment,
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so I resorted to eating
raw funnel cake dough.
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Even though it supposedly
will make me "violently ill."
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You can't be so worried
about the bad stuff
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that you stop enjoying
the good stuff.
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You're right.
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I know what I gotta do.
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Thanks, Gramma.
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Boo. My guts are going nuts.
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Na. Nothing a little
raw dough can't fix.
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Oh. Just one dart left.
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Huh?
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My zipper.
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Hm.
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Huh?
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You figured it out.
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No wonder the darts
were flying so funny.
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Gotta admit,
that's pretty clever, Dad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well,
don't spread it around, okay?
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Tilly, please.
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- Let Elrod go.
- I can't.
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If I do, he'll keep
hurting the alligator.
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What? I'd never hurt Arthur.
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I love him.
He's my snappy baby boy.
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But, you were
exerting your might
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upon the animal
just moments ago.
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Well, the truth is,
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me and Arthur
ain't really wrestling.
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- You're not?
- It's all for show.
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Gator food
ain't cheap,
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so we fake it
to pay the bills.
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Honestly, I like to think
of our wrestling
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as giving Arthur
a big old hug.
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I understand now.
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After all, what is a grapple
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if not an
enthusiastic embrace?
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Let me tell ya,
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you're pretty good
at wrestling, kid.
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Mister, you might just have
a future gator hugger
on your hands.
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Well, I don't know about...
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- What? No, child.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You're not trained.
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Fortune be darned.
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I'm coming for you,
Donkey's Leap.
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Dweezil, I know there's
a tiny, stinking critter
lurking around,
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but I don't care.
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I'm going on that ride.
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Don't matter to Dweezil.
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Yes!
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Hmm.
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It seems like
the coast is clear.
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All right, leap me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is awesome!
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Yeah!
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Huh?
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We meet at last, stinky hand.
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You've kept me from riding
the Donkey's Leap all day,
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but I'm not afraid anymore.
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Go ahead, Slappers.
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Do your wor... Argh.
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Ha. That wasn't so... Argh.
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Yeah. I'm doing it!
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There they are.
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- Slappers!
- Cricket.
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Yeah...
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Oh, come on home, little guy.
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Cricket, you got slapped.
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Quite a lot.
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Just like Zalmar said.
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But I rode the heck
out of this ride.
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You good, boy?
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Yeah. Never better.
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00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,188
But I gotta say,
all this has got me thinking.
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Is fate real,
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or did all this stuff
just happen 'cause
I freaked out
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and caused my own fortune
to come true?
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Does free will even exist?
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Beats me.
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But what I do know is
I ate a lot of funnel cake.
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Ooh. Ugh.
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Wait, Gramma. No, no, no!