1 00:00:01,709 --> 00:00:04,712 Escape room, escape room, escape room, escape room. 2 00:00:04,712 --> 00:00:06,589 Remind me again why we're paying someone 3 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,049 to lock us in a room? 4 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:09,133 'Cause it's fun. 5 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,052 We look for clues and solve puzzles, 6 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,680 all in an effort to escape before our time is up. 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,889 Now, come on, come on, come on. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,642 Let's get to work finding those clues. Yeah. 9 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,019 Whatever this escape room has in store for us, 10 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,521 I'm sure we can handle it. 11 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,565 ♪ When we're together on an adventure ♪ 12 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:27,986 ♪ The Greens can do anything ♪ 13 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:30,405 Dad, stop trying to make that song a thing. 14 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,572 It's not a thing. 15 00:00:31,572 --> 00:00:33,992 ♪ Anything! ♪ 16 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,660 Yeah. 17 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,078 Well, hello. 18 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,621 You must be the Greens. 19 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,290 Welcome to the Croblins... 20 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,542 ...Halloween Escape Room experience. 21 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:44,669 Ooh, Croblins. 22 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:45,753 What a relief! 23 00:00:45,753 --> 00:00:48,006 I was worried this escape room was going to be scary. 24 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,966 The room is difficult, though. 25 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,843 The fastest a group has ever escaped 26 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,636 was with two minutes to spare. 27 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,346 {\an8}Mark my words, lobby Crob, 28 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:57,348 {\an8}we're about to set a new record. 29 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,892 See, I already found a clue. 30 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,186 The lobby is not part of the game. 31 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,605 Sure, it's not. 32 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,065 {\an8}Before we begin, 33 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:07,817 {\an8}I'll need you to sign this waiver, 34 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:10,820 {\an8}should anything happen due to your advanced age. 35 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,613 Don't coddle me, boy. 36 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:14,574 {\an8}I don't feel old, so I ain't. 37 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,660 {\an8}Exsqueeze me for a moment. 38 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:19,037 {\an8}Big City escape rooms. 39 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:20,246 {\an8}Oh, hi, honey. 40 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,873 {\an8}No, I'll be here for a while. 41 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:23,082 {\an8}A family just arrived, 42 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,209 {\an8}and it might take them a while to escape. 43 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,045 {\an8}They look really dumb. 44 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,423 {\an8}What? Did that Croblin just call us dumb? 45 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,133 All right, Greens. 46 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,593 You're up. 47 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,803 Head on in. 48 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,310 Coo-coo kaboo! 49 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,480 And welcome to the Croblinville 50 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,982 house of horrors. 51 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,067 Horrors? 52 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,694 Oh, no, this is gonna be spooky. 53 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,906 How do you escape an inescapable room? 54 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:57,492 You have 60 minutes to find out. 55 00:01:57,825 --> 00:01:59,452 Or be trapped forever. 56 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,665 Hey, y'all get a hold of yourselves. 57 00:02:04,665 --> 00:02:05,875 We've got a mission. 58 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,419 That lobby bozo thinks we're dumb. 59 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:09,837 So, let's prove him wrong 60 00:02:09,837 --> 00:02:13,299 by escaping faster than anyone has ever escaped before. 61 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,718 Now, let's spread out and look for clues. 62 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,640 Hey, there's a lock over here. 63 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:25,520 Something in my genius brain is telling me it needs a key. 64 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,021 Anyone find a key? 65 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,023 - This place is amazing. - Happy thoughts. 66 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,691 - I can't believe that guy thinks I'm old. - Happy thoughts. 67 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:32,235 I'm spry as heck! 68 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,319 Oh, boy. 69 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:35,029 This is gonna be a little tougher than I thought, 70 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:38,449 but nothing's gonna keep us from sweet, sweet freedom. 71 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,995 Just as planned. 72 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,581 They all have their weaknesses. 73 00:02:45,706 --> 00:02:47,083 The grandmother... 74 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:49,085 ...with her age insecurities... 75 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,294 This thing's on the fritz. 76 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,754 I don't need it anyway. 77 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,089 The father... 78 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,383 ...afraid of his own shadow. 79 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,301 Oh, hello. 80 00:02:57,301 --> 00:03:00,847 Is that Croblin blood? 81 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,348 Ooh. 82 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,058 And the daughter... 83 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:06,394 In order to escape a Croblin room, 84 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,354 I must become a Croblin. 85 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,897 ...with her inability 86 00:03:09,897 --> 00:03:12,191 to turn down a role playing opportunity... 87 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,110 Oh, how serendipitous! 88 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,113 This will allow me to fully lose myself in character. 89 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:19,282 ...which leaves us... 90 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,575 ...the boy. 91 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,326 I'll prove I'm the puzzle master 92 00:03:22,326 --> 00:03:23,828 and not some dummy. 93 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,371 Just gotta find a clue. 94 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,497 Hoo hoo! 95 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,167 He is really enraged by that fake phone call I made. 96 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,085 Which only draws him closer 97 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,796 to dooming his family forever. 98 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,884 We've only got 45 minutes left? 99 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,760 We haven't even cracked the first puzzle. 100 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,304 Huh. Think, Cricket. Think. 101 00:03:44,932 --> 00:03:47,268 Come on, crabgoyle. Give me something. 102 00:03:50,354 --> 00:03:51,772 Ooh. 103 00:03:51,939 --> 00:03:54,400 Ooh! 104 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,485 Ah! 105 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,737 I bet these pegs go into those holes. 106 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:00,281 Okay, family, everyone get a peg and... 107 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,033 Could an old person do this? 108 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:05,077 Ah. Ah. 109 00:04:05,369 --> 00:04:06,662 I'm Bostrand. 110 00:04:06,662 --> 00:04:09,540 Just a humble, crumbling cobbler. 111 00:04:10,374 --> 00:04:11,542 Hmm, okay. 112 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,045 {\an8}Looks like Cricket's going in alone. 113 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,799 Almost there! 114 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:20,885 Yeah. 115 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,721 Bingo, bango... Ahhh! [thuds] Oh. 116 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,140 Cricket? - Ow. 117 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,391 Are you okay, brother? 118 00:04:27,391 --> 00:04:29,060 We could've helped you out, son. 119 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,311 Oh, I'm good. 120 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,230 It was a little harder than it could've been, 121 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,607 but whatever, it's fine. 122 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,068 Now, let's go. We're losing time. 123 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,903 "We could've helped you, Cricket." 124 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,446 Yeah. Give me a break. 125 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,740 - Then where were you? - Did you say something? 126 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,242 Nope, I got it. 127 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,661 Hurray. We escaped. 128 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,247 Huh? More doors! 129 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:51,916 Looks like we'll have to split up. 130 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,085 Uh. I don't like the sound of that. 131 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,920 - What do you think, Ma? - What? 132 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,381 Cricket, I know you wanna beat the clock, 133 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,258 but maybe we should stick together. 134 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,717 Like Papa's song says, 135 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:04,595 "When we're together, we can do anything." 136 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,681 You know, you've been singing that a lot today, 137 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,849 but y'all seem a little distracted. 138 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:11,269 So, maybe it's best we go our separate ways. 139 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,937 Divide and conquer and all that. 140 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,647 Okay. - I guess so. 141 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,275 Huh. 142 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,359 - Huh? - Huh? 143 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,278 A replica of our house? 144 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,738 Everything's all weird. 145 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,282 Hey, the door's locked. 146 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,659 What the heck is going on here? 147 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:29,036 Me. 148 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:31,539 I'm the heck that's going on here. 149 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,416 Ahem. Ah. [regular voice] Mmm, finally. 150 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,792 Got that frog out of my throat. 151 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,002 Oh, you should go back 152 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,253 to the deep, raspy voice, Chip. 153 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:38,629 It sounded way cooler. 154 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,714 Mmm. 155 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:41,007 No secret buttons? 156 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,466 No real windows or drawers. 157 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,884 Everything's fake. 158 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,262 What is this sick, twisted prison? 159 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,723 There ain't even any actual clues. 160 00:05:48,889 --> 00:05:50,141 I've got a clue. 161 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,686 Hello, Green family? 162 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,313 Oh, a fellow Croblin. 163 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:56,522 Nice to meet ya. 164 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,149 No touching the puppet. 165 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,151 You messed with the wrong Gramma. 166 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,902 No lunging at the puppet. 167 00:06:01,902 --> 00:06:03,487 Jeez Louise. 168 00:06:03,487 --> 00:06:05,656 It should be clear to you by now. 169 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,825 But no matter how many puzzles you solve, 170 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:10,161 there is no escape. 171 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:12,079 This isn't what we signed up for. 172 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,581 Please let us out. 173 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,082 Hmm. Okay. 174 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,251 Let's play a little game, shall we? 175 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,837 In each of your rooms, there's a red button. 176 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,339 - The first person to press it... - Hmm. 177 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,590 ...will gain their freedom. 178 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,508 But once a button is pressed, 179 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,845 the doors of the other rooms will be locked forever. 180 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,263 So the question is, 181 00:06:29,513 --> 00:06:31,724 who's selfish enough to do it? 182 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,934 Betray my family? 183 00:06:34,101 --> 00:06:35,561 I can't do that. 184 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,688 No matter how scary this is. 185 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,066 I'd rather admit that I'm getting old. 186 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,109 The Greens always stick together. 187 00:06:42,109 --> 00:06:43,986 There is no conceivable universe 188 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,154 where one of us would push that button... 189 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,238 Huh? 190 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,032 Ooh, you sure about that? 191 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,495 Hey. - Cricket. 192 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,038 Hooray! I made it out. 193 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,414 Wait, that's not me. 194 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,916 I mean, it looks like me, 195 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,209 but how? 196 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,002 Thank you for your services. 197 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,213 I hate non-union gigs. 198 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,632 Oh, you faked the video. 199 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,384 I mean... 200 00:07:06,842 --> 00:07:07,843 Like, wow! 201 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,221 I thought I raised him better. 202 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,389 You did. 203 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,391 I can't believe he left us to rot! 204 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,642 I would never do that. 205 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,602 I know he was frustrated with us, 206 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,896 but not enough to betray us. 207 00:07:19,146 --> 00:07:20,147 Tilly, no. 208 00:07:20,147 --> 00:07:21,607 Guys, I'm here. 209 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,275 I didn't mean to abandon them. 210 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:24,735 Oh, but you did. 211 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,696 And you wanted to. Admit it! 212 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,823 No. No! [screams] Evil Cricket! 213 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,241 Your family already thinks 214 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,367 you hit the button, 215 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,576 so maybe you should. 216 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,537 Then at least you could escape. 217 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,247 You're gonna let 'em go? 218 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,915 Wholesome Greg, don't be so naive. 219 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,251 No, I want to keep them trapped here forever. 220 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,294 But I want Cricket to press that button for real. 221 00:07:42,294 --> 00:07:44,255 I want him to live with the guilt 222 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,383 of knowing that he turned on his family. 223 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,301 That would be a million times worse 224 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:51,137 than anything I could do to him. 225 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,347 Plus, that button actually releases 226 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,015 a hundred snakes into the room. 227 00:07:55,015 --> 00:07:57,226 Wow, you've gone full supervillain, Chip. 228 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:58,477 I know. 229 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,396 Think about all the adventures you'll have 230 00:08:00,396 --> 00:08:02,773 without your family holding you back. 231 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,192 You can do anything. 232 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,153 Anything? 233 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:08,571 He's gonna do it. 234 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,031 You're right, big, creepy puppet, 235 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:13,200 I can do anything 236 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,077 when I'm with my family. 237 00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:16,620 Yes. Wait, what? 238 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,123 Hey, y'all, let's not reflect on our actions 239 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,833 and just make with the being selfish 240 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,042 and getting out of here alone. 241 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:24,044 No way. I'm gonna do whatever it takes 242 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:25,629 to get us all out of here. 243 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:28,215 And that starts with taking care of you. 244 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,550 Hey, quit that. 245 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,303 The Greens are still gonna escape this escape room. 246 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,972 Why is everyone disrespecting the puppet? 247 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:36,265 Yeah. 248 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:37,516 Wow. 249 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,518 Hmm. 250 00:08:39,518 --> 00:08:41,604 Get down here. 251 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,647 No. No. 252 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,025 No! No! No! 253 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,276 - Whoa! - Ah. 254 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,990 Huh? 255 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,909 A bigger chip! 256 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,160 All right, family. 257 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:57,870 I'm coming for you. 258 00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,580 ♪ When we're together ♪ 259 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,956 ♪ In an escape room ♪ 260 00:09:00,956 --> 00:09:02,500 ♪ Greens can do ♪ 261 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,502 Huh? Anything? 262 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,462 - Huh? - Hey, Dad. 263 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,506 Cricket? I thought you left us. 264 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,590 No, sir. 265 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,009 Hey, solve this puzzle to escape your room. 266 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,387 Who's easily frightened and yet the bravest man I know? 267 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,847 Is it me? 268 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,307 Mmm-hmm. 269 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,602 ♪ When we're together ♪ 270 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,354 ♪ On an adventure ♪ 271 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,605 - Gramma. - Huh? 272 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,065 Who gets older in age 273 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,275 but younger in spirit every day? 274 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,611 Me. That's who. Ya! 275 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,363 ♪ No matter the weather ♪ 276 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,449 Tilly, who gets lost in characters, 277 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,535 but always knows exactly who they are? 278 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,953 Hmm. 279 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,205 - And has black hair. - Oh! Me. 280 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,832 Ha ha. Oh, it's me. 281 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,293 Y'all, I just want to say, 282 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,546 I'm sorry for forcing us to separate. 283 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:49,922 When we're together... 284 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,298 ♪ We really can do... ♪ 285 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:53,092 ♪ Anything ♪ 286 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,513 Glad to be with y'all again. 287 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:00,891 We're back in the lobby? 288 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,936 We escaped with over two minutes left. 289 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,896 {\an8}We beat the record! 290 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,274 Take that, escape room overlords. 291 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:09,650 Come to think of it, 292 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,193 who would do such a thing? 293 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,736 Huh? 294 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,494 It looks like they got away. 295 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,037 Well, whoever it was, 296 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:24,373 they sure gave us a Halloween scare. 297 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:34,592 {\an8}♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 298 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,470 {\an8}♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 299 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:41,098 ♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 300 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:44,768 {\an8}♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 301 00:10:44,768 --> 00:10:46,854 {\an8}♪ I got chased by dogs ♪ 302 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,397 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 303 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,107 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 304 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,442 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 305 00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:55,112 ♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪ 306 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:58,365 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪