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《格林一家進城趣》

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(算命師)

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{\an8}天啊,等等

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{\an8}小城鎮遊樂會

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對於往昔喧鬧的頌歌

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我都不知道從何玩起

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我知道,喂!

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給我漏斗蛋糕,一直給不要停

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遵命,女士

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{\an8}我來這裡只有一個目的

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那就是搭...

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噴氣驢海盜船

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聽說產生的G力相當於被中型轎車撞上

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所以請恕我失陪

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那邊的人!

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你們想知道自己的命運嗎?

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{\an8}我是無所不知的扎爾曼

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{\an8}讓我揭示你們的命運吧

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快看,是那種老式的算命機器

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{\an8}今天,妳會贏得獎項

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真是太準了

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我正巧要去玩遊戲,所以這很有可能

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換我了

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妳將會發現新事物

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大家快來

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這裡有你從未見過的奇妙生物

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異國動物?

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真的是新事物

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閃一邊去,堤利

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蟋蟀也要算命

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你渴望體驗偉大的冒險

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而你今天會被一隻小臭手打巴掌!

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什麼?

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當命運逼近,將會出現許多跡象

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你的時間不多了

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我...

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精確到有點詭異

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好,大家好好享受吧

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真詭異

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我不會放在心上

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八成不會有事

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但媽媽跟堤利命運好像都算得很準

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所以我的預言也會成真嗎?

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不行

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我得放輕鬆,專注在搭乘...

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噴氣驢海盜船!

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但我要怎麼盡情享受

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我滿腦子想著會被小臭手打巴掌

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天啊,小子

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我只是要給你吃漏斗蛋糕

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我的小龍蝦啊,那個算命師
讓我有被害妄想症

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我要的是驢子主題的刺激感
不是這種恐懼

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我得設法改變命運

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絕不能讓臭巴掌靠近

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好,去吃晚餐,然後看表演

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(艾羅的異國動物)
(兇猛野獸)

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各位晚安

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我是訓獸師艾羅

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今天要給大家看一些

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了不起的特殊動物

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首先上場的,是我的最愛

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兇猛亞瑟!

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好美的爬蟲類

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這隻短吻鱷是世上最兇猛的生物之一

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但你們知道什麼動物更狠嗎?

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我,沒錯!

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- 我不忍心看
- 別擔心,堤利,他是專業的

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那個男人不會有危險

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那當然了

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他就是危險本身

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看看那隻可憐的短吻鱷

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我不能袖手旁觀

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我能為孩子贏得什麼獎品?

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選美國鼠長準沒錯

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老闆,我要射飛鏢

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沒問題,南西

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什麼,爸?

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你在這裡做什麼?

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怎樣,我不能老老實實工作賺錢嗎?

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妳可以玩,但我得警告妳,這遊戲很難

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是嗎?

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妳挺行的嘛

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我在摩托車酒吧磨練過

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只要再射中一顆氣球
妳就能贏得美國鼠長

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對妳這高手來說,應該不算太難

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就差一點點

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什麼?

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你動了什麼手腳,爸?

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動手腳?
南西,我好受傷,是妳自己射不準

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好吧,算了

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你的伎倆我全知道

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我很快就會破解的

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扎爾曼說我會被臭手打巴掌,對吧?

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所以我蒐集了這個遊樂會上

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所有的臭東西

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這樣就不會有臭手了

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真是有行動力,小子

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沒錯,我這雙不臭的手
掌控了我自己的命運

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這招如何,宇宙?

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天啊,這個臭棉花糖太好吃了吧

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好吃得啪啪響

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什麼?

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這個臭玩意兒

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看我賞你一巴掌

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當命運逼近,將會出現許多跡象

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跡象,跡象

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你的時間不多了

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天啊,他預言到了這些

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這表示巴掌還沒有消失!

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我是對戰過一些花園囊鼠

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但那是鱷魚!

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這才叫做鬥獸,對吧,親愛的?

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親愛的?

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你為何不找自己的同類當對手?

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堤利,快放開他!

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除非艾羅先生停止一切鱷魚摔角活動

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什麼,不可能!

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那就別怪我不客氣

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你服不服?

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太可惜了

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好,是不是飛鏢?

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還是氣球有問題?

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你做了什麼?

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我又賺了五塊錢

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你為什麼又要拿我的拖鞋?

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因為呢,奶奶

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如果我無法阻止預言成真

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那或許我能自己動手
讓命運來得溫和一點

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小朋友,想用這拖鞋賞我一巴掌嗎?

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- 走開
- 等等

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先生、女士,你們願意將這臭拖鞋

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輕輕拍在我的臉頰上嗎?

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拜託

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沒有人想要打小男孩巴掌嗎?

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豆豆市長

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我們不該一起玩擊靶落水的

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現在你身上都是落水狗的臭味

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但我還是愛你

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誰是臭臭市長?

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是你

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你是臭臭市長

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- 恩尼先生
- 蟋蟀

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打我巴掌

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你說什麼?

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你不打我巴掌,我沒辦法玩驢子海盜船

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快打!

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我可能無法滿足你的要求

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你當然可以,給我回來!

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拜託,我不能打小孩巴掌

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快點,恩尼

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輕輕拍一下就好

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- 天啊
- 快點

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快點打我巴掌

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誰把燈關掉了?

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快回來

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跑掉了,小巴掌會跑去哪裡?

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什麼,打誰巴掌?

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我的嬰猴,牠們是少數有手的動物

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沒錯

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臭巴掌?

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慘了

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你跟命運對峙得如何,小子?

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慘,慘透了

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我今天唯一想玩的就是海盜船

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現在卻泡湯了

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因為如果我去玩
就會有嬰猴用臭巴掌打我

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人生就是這樣,蟋蟀,你看我

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由於停電,炸鍋都停擺了

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於是我改吃漏斗蛋糕的生麵糊

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雖然他們說這會讓我「極度不適」

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你不能因為怕壞事發生

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就不去做開心的事

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妳說得對

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我知道該怎麼做了

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謝了,奶奶

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我的肚子鬧起來了

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吃點生麵糊就會好了

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剩下最後一支飛鏢

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我的拉鍊

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被妳發現了

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難怪飛鏢的軌跡這麼奇怪

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不得不說,這招挺聰明的,爸

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對啦,妳別說出去,好嗎?

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堤利,拜託

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- 放開艾羅
- 不行

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這樣他會繼續傷害那隻鱷魚

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什麼,我絕不會傷害亞瑟

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我愛牠,牠是我愛咬咬的寶貝

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但你剛剛對那隻動物大打出手

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好吧,我說實話

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我跟亞瑟不是真的在摔角

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- 不是嗎?
- 都是演的

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鱷魚的食物不便宜,於是我們假打賺錢

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說實話,我們的摔角更像是

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給亞瑟大大的擁抱

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我終於懂了

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話說回來,所謂的扭打

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不就是熱情的擁抱嗎?

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我不得不說

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妳對摔角挺在行的,小子

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先生,她或許能成為一位抱鱷魚高手

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這我就不確定了...

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- 什麼,不行
- 不行

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妳沒受過訓練

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我管他什麼命運

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我來了,驢子海盜船

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德威哲,我知道有個臭烘烘的小動物
在附近徘徊

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但我不在乎

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我要上海盜船

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德威哲無所謂

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太棒了!

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看來附近沒有危險

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好,啟動吧

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(噴氣驢海盜船)

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天啊,太好玩了!

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好耶!

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我們終究是見面了,臭巴掌

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你害我一整天搭不了驢子海盜船

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但我現在不怕你了

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來吧,小巴掌

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做你該...

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其實不算...

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好耶,我迎接命運了

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他們在那裡

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- 小巴掌
- 蟋蟀

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好耶...

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快回家吧,小寶貝

228
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蟋蟀,你被打巴掌了

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打滿多下的

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扎爾曼算對了

231
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但我玩得超開心

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你還好嗎,小子?

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好得不得了

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但不得不說,這讓我開始思考

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世上真的有命運嗎?
或者只是因為我太驚慌

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讓這些預言成真?

237
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自由意志存在嗎?

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我哪知道

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我只知道我吃了很多漏斗蛋糕

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等等,奶奶,不要!