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And as it turns out,
it wasn't a sausage.
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It was his finger,
and he ate it.
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Isn't that gross?
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Yes.
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All right, kids,
pass me your plates
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so I can wash 'em
before the syrup gets hard.
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Uh-uh-uh. Do not lift
a finger, Mother,
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for I will clean
the dishes today.
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Aw. [chuckles] That's really
considerate of you.
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Uh... Ew.
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- Cricket!
- Plate!
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Here you go, brother.
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- Get off the table.
- Come on!
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Do mine, do mine.
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Uh, Cricket?
That's a lot of syrup.
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Relax, Dad.
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Sugar has no effect on--
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Oh.
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Oh, there it is.
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Whee!
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Oh, no. The syrup dispenser.
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I'll just add that
to the list of things
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Cricket destroyed this month.
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Don't sweat it, Bill.
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Accidents happen.
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I can just find a replacement
at the Smalton Thrift Barn.
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Buying stuff there is
cheaper than buying new,
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and, sometimes,
you can find deals
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on rare and valuable items.
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Oh, that does
sound intriguing.
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Eh, I do love an antique.
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Well, why don't we all
go as a family?
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Fine, but I'm not
riding next to him.
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Bingo. Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
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Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
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I'll get the leash.
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Here we are.
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The Smalton Thrift Barn.
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Y'all go look around
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while I find a syrup bottle.
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This place is nicer
than our barn.
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Gosh.
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Everything in here looks
so delicate and fragile.
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Good thing I've got
Cricket on a tight--
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What the--
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Consarn it. He's loose!
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Eh, this place is a bust.
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Nothing but junk
around here...
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No one bother me.
Gramma's having loom time!
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Look, Grandpa, this is you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, uh... Ooh! That's you.
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Hmm.
That does look like me.
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Oh, yeah? Well, that's you.
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Wh... What kinda messed up kid
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would wanna play
with that creepy thing?
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Whoa! Easy on
the insults, Grandpa.
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I sense an extremely
vindictive energy
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coming from that doll.
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Vindictive energy? Sure.
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And I've never slept
in a porta-potty.
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Come on, let's go look
for more crud to laugh at.
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Ah.
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There you are. Now, son,
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seeing as you're
a little ramped up,
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I think it's best
if you stick with me.
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Otherwise, we'd have a real
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bull in a china shop
situation.
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Uh, that wasn't a suggestion.
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If Cricket
breaks anything,
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it'll cost me a fortune!
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Syrup dispenser,
syrup dispenser.
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A-ha! Oh! I knew
they'd have one here.
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Good ol' Thrift Barn.
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And what's this?
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Vintage Biker Buzz Motor Oil.
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Oh, my gosh!
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The original 1936 label,
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complete with a misprinted
upside-down bumblebee logo?
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This will fetch a thousand
bucks online, easy.
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And no one knows
how valuable it is.
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They sure do got
a lot of old stuff
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in this antique shop.
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Yeah. Including you,
Grandpa Nick.
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Ah!
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Apologies if my jest
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landed a little
too close to home.
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No. It's that dumb doll again.
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How did it get--
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Ah. Nice try, kid.
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You wanted to pull one over
on your ol' grandpa,
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so you moved that doll
over here to mess with me.
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Oh, I did not move her.
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Then how did it get
all the way
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over here in the back
of the store?
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Dolls are curious entities.
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Seemingly inanimate
and immobile.
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And yet, who knows what
they're truly capable of
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when no one is watching?
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No, no, no, no.
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It's just a stupid doll,
Tilly.
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It can't hurt us.
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Can it?
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Let's keep moving.
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Suddenly... slowing down.
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Yes! His sugar rush
is wearing off.
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But must go on!
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Easy, son.
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Why don't you take a nap?
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Ooh! Let Papa sing to you.
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♪ Hush little Cricket
Listen to me sing ♪
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♪ Papa's gonna stop you
from breaking anything ♪
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Oh.
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Soda.
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Wha... Cricket, no!
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That vintage Splish is
just pure calcified sugar!
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Mmm.
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I can taste time.
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No, not again.
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Crickey's back, baby!
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- Whoa!
- Unaffected. Whoo!
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Ma! Help me with Cricket.
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Can't. Weavin'.
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This syrup dispenser
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and this rusty old oil can.
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- That'll be $1.98.
- Keep the change.
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Thank you...
so much.
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I can tell you're a good egg.
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Aw. Thanks for saying that.
A few years ago,
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I'm not sure I would've
agreed with you.
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I got into some trouble,
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found myself on the wrong side
of the law a few times.
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But I've worked hard
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to turn my life around.
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And now, I think I can
confidently say
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I am a good person.
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Those are some nasty hiccups.
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- You okay?
- Sure am.
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It's just that
I've had these...
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hiccups for going on...
six days now.
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Six days? That's awful.
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I've tried to get rid of them
by scaring myself.
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Huh.
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I've tried grabbing my tongue.
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I even held my breath
till I passed out.
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Woke up and
it was closing time.
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And on top of that...
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business has been
so very slow lately.
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Looks like, after 50 years,
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I might lose the Thrift Barn.
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Wow. Sorry to hear all that.
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But every penny helps.
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So I thank you kindly for
your... [hiccups] business.
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Yeah.
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I heard drinking vinegar
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can get rid of the...
hiccups.
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I also heard
it really burns the throat.
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but...
it's worth a shot.
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Here it goes.
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You know, uh,
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I'm just gonna look
for my family. Excuse me.
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Nope. Nope. Ooh!
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I found my summer fit.
What do you think, Grandpa?
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I'm thinking the next time
I see that creepy doll,
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I'm gonna smash its face in.
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I... I mean,
dolls can't come to life.
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I'd have to be a real moron
to believe something like--
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What?
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Ah, now that's a catchy tune.
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Leave me alone,
you dumb doll!
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Grandpa, stop!
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Can't you see
you're making it worse?
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I ain't going down
like this, Till.
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Nick Mulligan
is not gonna die
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at the hands
of some ugly doll.
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Here we go.
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Buying this rare,
antique oil can for 99 cents
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doesn't make me
a bad person, does it?
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Of course not.
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00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,175
- Huh?
- You found a great deal.
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You should feel good.
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Y... Yeah.
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00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,972
She asked for 99 cents,
and that's what I paid.
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That's not good or bad.
It's commerce.
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That's right.
You swindling her is on her.
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Well, I mean,
I didn't swindle her.
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Exactly.
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You didn't know she was
in financial trouble.
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And even if you had,
buying a valuable item
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doesn't make you a bad person.
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You're a smart shopper.
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Yeah, I'm a good person.
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Sure you are.
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No, son. Whoa!
Cricket!
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Oh, no!
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Ooh.
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Cricket,
get away from those!
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00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,721
Aw, jeez. Did he just moo?
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00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,598
Okay, how do I stop
a raging bull?
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00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,270
Oh, yeah. Now, that's
how you weave a rug.
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- Thanks, Ma!
- Ah...
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00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,523
Why?
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00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,233
Stop right there.
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00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:06,570
Mess with the Bill
and you get the...
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00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,738
Uh, the Bill!
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00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,244
That's right.
207
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,787
♪ Come and get it ♪
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00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,790
Wha--
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00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,459
Ole!
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00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:24,296
Calm down, buddy.
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00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,091
Gotcha!
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00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,885
Nance, on your six!
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00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,219
Huh? Ooh.
214
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,512
Oh.
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00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,017
It's not real...
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00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,436
Grandpa Nick, just tell
the doll you're sorry.
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00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,480
I'm not apologizing to her.
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00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,984
What do you want
with me?
219
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,280
Oh, that was close.
220
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,241
Whoo! That was closer.
221
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,035
But nothing's broken.
222
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,663
So the doll wasn't following
me around the store.
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00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,540
There were just four of 'em?
224
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,459
Not that I was actually
scared or nothin'.
225
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,170
That ain't no capote, boy!
226
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,839
What?
227
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,675
Now, what...
What happened here?
228
00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,427
I'm so sorry.
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00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,679
These dolls
were not cheap.
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00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,849
All tallied up,
they cost $1,000.
231
00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,643
$1,000?
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00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,313
Wait.
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00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,773
It's a miracle.
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00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,234
My hiccups, they're gone.
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00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,819
The sound of
the dolls breaking
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00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,071
must have startled 'em
out of me.
237
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,657
I'm sorry about the damage.
I'll pay for them.
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00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,242
Sweet of you to offer,
239
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,327
but these creepy things
have been in the shop
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00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,787
for decades.
241
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,914
And no one was ever
gonna buy 'em.
242
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,666
Please, I insist.
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00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,417
We broke 'em, we buy 'em.
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00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,461
And I won't hear otherwise.
245
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,921
Hoo-wee!
246
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,258
This boy is out. What a day.
247
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,093
Bill, it's 11:00 a.m.
248
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,929
Why on earth did you give
that lady $1,000
249
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,389
when she said
you didn't have to?
250
00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,849
It's fine, Dad.
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00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,726
I can sell this online
for a grand and break even.
252
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,144
I see what's going on.
253
00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,646
Your dumb guilty conscience
254
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,231
made you think
you're a bad person
255
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,316
'cause you got a sweet
deal on an oil can.
256
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,528
I know you think it's silly,
but I wanna be a good person.
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00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,156
And that means that
I've gotta work at it,
258
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,407
'cause being a good person
259
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,076
requires actually
doing good things.
260
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,537
How did I raise
such a chump?
261
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,080
Grandpa Nick, don't fret.
262
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,166
Since we had to
purchase multiple dolls,
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00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,543
I pieced them together so
we can take them home as one.
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I call her Mega Marienne.
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♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
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♪ Lost a bet and got bit
by a hundred flies ♪
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♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
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♪ Hit every branch
and scraped up both my knees ♪
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♪ I got chased by dogs ♪
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♪ Licked by a frog ♪
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♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
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♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
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♪ I got splinters
in seven of ten ♪
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♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪