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♪ One, two...
One, two three, four ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la
la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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Look at you, Nance.
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Hosting your first Green
family Thanksgiving dinner.
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Well, now that I'm living
in the country,
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I'd like to start
my own tradition.
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You got that salt?
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You know, I'm really
proud of you.
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It took me years of practice
before I could make
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a big holiday meal
all by myself.
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Bill, give me the salt!
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Yes, ma'am.
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Sorry, but this needs
to be perfect.
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I don't wanna
disappoint anyone.
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You'll be fine, kid,
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as long as you don't mess up
the mac and cheese.
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What? No.
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It's the stuffing she's
really gotta worry about.
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No more backseat cooking.
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Don't worry, Nance.
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I'll make sure nothing gets
in the way of your success.
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Huh?
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♪ Come to Crickey ♪
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Oh! Oh, boy.
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I hooked a big one.
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Cricket, please,
no more hijinks.
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If one thing goes wrong,
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your mom's gonna
have a meltdown!
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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Did she just make a kazoo
sound with her mouth?
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She's got a real one
around her neck.
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It is time to proceed outside
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for our annual Thanksgiving
family field game fun.
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Aw. An easy little kid's game.
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Ha! Easy?
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You ain't never played
a Tilly game before.
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Whoa!
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Gramma has appointed me
game master this year.
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And, uh, rather than
play our usual game
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of corn pole...
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I have invented
an amusing new game.
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Hobble, Gobble, Go!
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I have hidden a multitude
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of these dashing, gentle
turkeys in our woods.
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Whoever finds the most, wins.
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This will be a piece of cake.
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Nick Mulligan never loses.
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Au contraire, Grandpa pere.
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This is a complex game
with many rules,
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the first of which
is that all players
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must tie their
ankles together.
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Wait, what?
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Oof!
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Hence, the "hobble"
in Hobble, Gobble, Go!
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Try to keep up.
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Let the games begin!
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Just use the kazoo.
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Whoa!
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This is harder than
it looks, right, Cricket?
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Cricket.
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I knew it!
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Hijinks!
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Ho-ho-ho!
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You thought you could
slip one over on Big Pa.
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But there is no way
I'm gonna let you
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ruin your mother's da--
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Ah!
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Hot! Oh, dear--
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Need towel.
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Uh, what's...
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Towel, towel, oh.
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Huh?
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Cricket, could you at least
finish your bite before you--
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That was crazy.
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Oh, no!
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Cricket, look what you did!
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Oh, no.
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This was 100% on you,
"Big Pa".
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Oh, flim-flamit,
you're right.
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I ruined Nancy's
holiday meal.
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She's gonna come after me!
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Then she'll come after you.
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And then she'll come
after me again.
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Pull yourself together, man.
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Mom's not gonna know
this ever happened,
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because I'm gonna
help you cover it up.
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Cover it up?
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The whole meal is ruined.
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It's too big to cover up.
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Oh, yeah? Did you notice
anything strange
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about the meal we had
three Thanksgivings ago?
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No.
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- Then it can be done.
- Wait, what?
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And I'm the morally
flexible fella
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who will show you
how to do it.
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What do you say, Dad?
You in?
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You mean will I team up
with my son
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to deceive my ex-wife
in order to save Thanksgiving?
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Bingo-bango.
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Fine, I'm in.
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But I'm only doing this
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to make your mom's first
Thanksgiving a success.
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Then we'd better hurry.
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Because we've only got till
the end of Tilly's game
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to make it look like
this never happened.
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Here's how
we're gonna do this.
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Step one.
Clean the scene of the crime.
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Salvage the sides,
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and reheat them to remove
any trace of wrongdoing.
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Step two. Wash away any
evidence from our clothes.
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We'll wear silly clothes
in the meantime.
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Why do they need to be silly?
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'Cause it makes me laugh.
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Step three.
Get rid of the body.
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Bye-bye, birdie.
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Now we just gotta
find a new turkey
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and you'll be home free.
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Come on, Dad.
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I feel so dirty.
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Let's see.
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Paper turkey. Paper turkey.
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Ah, gotcha.
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One down.
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Ha! I'm on my sixth
turkey already.
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This game
is a hoot and a half!
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I need to step it up,
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but these stupid ropes
are in the way.
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No one's gonna notice
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if I just slip 'em off
for a bit.
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Foul!
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Player must face retribution.
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What? Where did you come from?
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Tilly sees all.
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As per the game's rules,
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I must now
take away your shoes.
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What? How do you
keep doing that?
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My granddaughter is
the best game master ever,
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and you'll do what she says.
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Good luck, Grandpa.
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Stupid rules.
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Ah! Fell on my keys.
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Dang it. I knew they'd
be sold out of turkeys.
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That was our best chance
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of finding a replacement,
Cricket.
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What are we supposed to do?
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Calm down.
We just need a plan B.
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Oh, hiya, Cricket.
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Hiya, Bill.
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Oh. Hey, Wayne, Patti.
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I know how it looks.
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A baker buying
store-bought pies,
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but I needed a day off,
so sue me.
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Okay!
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Cool it.
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Uh, you two wouldn't, uh,
know where we could find
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a turkey around here,
would ya?
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Not this late.
All the farms are sold out.
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You know, the only
turkey I can think of
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was that wild one we spotted,
coming into town.
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Pretty big one at that.
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And...
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what road did you see him on?
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Oh, [chuckles] the big one.
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He means the highway.
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- Wow. Great.
- Okay.
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Great to see you guys.
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- Go, go, go!
- Come on, come on, go!
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Here, turkey, turkey.
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I know you're out there. Ha!
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It's in that field!
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Dad, quick, pull over.
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Nice and quiet.
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Look at him. An apex predator
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equipped with sharp talons
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and even sharper wits.
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Cricket, this is crazy.
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Maybe we should give up
and just tell Nancy the truth.
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What are you more afraid of?
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Being attacked by
a wild animal, or Mom?
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You're right.
Let's get that turkey.
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Three, two...
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Okay, kid, I've been
playing for a while,
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and my feet are killing me.
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Can I have my shoes back?
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Sorry, Grandpa,
but the rules say
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that any shoes
that have been removed
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must immediately
be filled with cement.
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What? That's it.
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Sorry, Tilly. I'm officially
done with this game.
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Suit yourself.
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Although I must inform you,
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after your recent
haul of turkeys,
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you were in a dead heat
with Gramma for first place.
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Wait. You're saying
I'm one mere turkey away
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from lording my victory
over Alice for a year?
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I don't care how kooky
this made-up game is.
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I'm petty enough to win it,
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shoes or no shoes.
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Ow! Yow! Ow!
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- He's so fast.
- Hurry.
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Grab him before he gets away.
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- Ow! Ow!
- Ah! Ow!
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Dang it.
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We were so close
to pulling this plan off.
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Oh, my gosh.
That almost smells like...
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a turkey!
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Dad, we're saved!
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Cricket, what are you doing?
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That's Trey and Tracy's house.
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They're back. Hide!
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It sure is good to be home.
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Wait a minute.
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Something ain't right.
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That's better.
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Oh, Trey.
You and your feng shui.
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- Phew.
- Cricket.
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We are not stealing
from our neighbors.
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I can't
do this anymore.
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But, Dad, we can still
save Mom's dinner.
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It's too late for that, son.
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I should've never gone along
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with your morally
flexible plan.
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I'm going to confess.
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- Dad, no!
- I said I'm going to confess!
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Mmm.
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Tilly, I did it.
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I can't feel my feet
anymore... Whoa!
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But I found me
a whole slew of turkeys.
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Oh, my. We have a winner!
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I played by Till's
ridiculous rules,
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and I still won.
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She's using the real kazoo
and everything.
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Grandpa Mulligan,
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I crown thee the Top Turkey.
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- Can it be?
- Say again?
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I must institute
the Grand Gobble Rule.
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The what now?
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If a turkey appears,
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it automatically
wins the game.
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Huh? How is that fair?
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The turkey didn't even play.
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He didn't have to.
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On Thanksgiving,
turkeys are winners
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just by being themselves.
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Great game, Tilly.
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Oh, shoot.
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I need to get my turkey
outta the oven. Come on, Dad.
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Wait. Nancy, I gotta
tell you something.
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Not now. I gotta finish
getting dinner ready, and--
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What in the--
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No, Nancy, I can explain.
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Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Hope you're hungry.
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Oh, wow. Bill,
this is incredible.
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Well, hey, everyone!
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Cricket, how did you do this?
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Eh, it was a bit of a gamble,
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but so is any good
Cricket hijink.
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First, I stole
Trey and Tracy's turkey,
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knowing they would
chase me here
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and probably wanna
stay for dinner.
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Stealing our food, bad.
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Eating your food, good.
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- Trey happy.
- Well said.
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And where'd you get this?
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Patti and Wayne.
I saw them driving by
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and remembered
they had dessert,
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00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,159
so I threw my body
in the road.
270
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,285
And voila!
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And I brought milk.
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Good Ol' Joe.
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This is so nice.
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00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,292
A potluck really
takes the pressure off.
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00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,962
Maybe this could be
our tradition from now on.
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Honestly, I'm kinda glad.
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I was so stressed out.
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00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,218
If one thing went wrong,
I was gonna snap!
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00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,011
Do you want
white or dark meat?
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00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,560
Eh?
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Friends and family?
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00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,437
I've invented a new game
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for us all to play
after dinner.
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00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,859
It's called Apple Grapple Pie.
285
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,486
Ooh, an easy
little kid's game.
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00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,865
Ha! You ain't never played
a Tilly game before, have ya?
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00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,783
Your mom's dinner
is a success,
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00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,869
and I couldn't have
done it without you.
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00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,329
Does this mean you'll be my
partner in crime more often?
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00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,999
Aw, son. Not a chance.
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But today, more than ever,
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I sure am thankful
for you, Cricket.
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Happy Thanksgiving.