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後來發現,那不是香腸

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是他的手指,而他吃了下去

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很噁心吧?

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對

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好,孩子們,盤子給我

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我要在糖漿凝固前快點洗一洗

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不勞妳費心,母親

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因為今天我要洗碗

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你真是體貼

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- 蟋蟀!
- 盤子!

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請收下,弟弟

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- 從桌子上下來
- 拜託!

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舔我的

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蟋蟀,你吃太多糖漿了

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別擔心,爸

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糖對我一點效果...

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來了

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不,糖漿的瓶子

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蟋蟀這個月弄壞的東西得加上這一筆

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別擔心,比爾

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意外難免會發生

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我能再去小城鎮的二手倉庫買一個

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在那裡買東西比買新的便宜

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有時還能找到稀有的珍貴物品

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聽起來真誘人

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我很愛古董

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不如我們全家一起去吧?

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好吧,但我不要坐他旁邊

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好耶...好耶

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我去拿牽繩

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到了

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小城鎮二手倉庫

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(小城鎮二手倉庫)

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你們到處看看,我去找糖漿的瓶子

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這比我們家的穀倉還漂亮

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天啊

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這裡的東西看起來都好精緻易碎

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幸好我把蟋蟀綁在...

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什麼?

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完蛋,他逃脫了!

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這地方真掃興

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賣的全是垃圾...

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誰都別來打擾我,奶奶要織布了

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快看,外公,這是你

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是嗎?

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那麼...那是妳

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確實長得很像我

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這樣的話,那就是你

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什麼樣的怪小孩

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會喜歡玩那詭異的東西?

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你別罵人,外公

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我感覺那個娃娃散發著滿滿的恨意

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滿滿的恨意,最好是

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我還沒在流動廁所睡過覺咧

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走吧,我們再去找些好笑的東西

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(潘普洛納)

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你在這裡啊,兒子,你現在有一點躁動

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你最好待在我身邊

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否則情況會變得像是放牛進了瓷器店

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我剛剛不是在提議

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如果蟋蟀弄壞了東西
我的荷包會大失血!

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(勞特布倫嫩)

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糖漿的瓶子

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(九毛九商品)

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我就知道這裡會有

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二手倉庫最棒了

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這又是什麼?

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古早的摩托車機油

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天啊!

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1936年的原版標籤

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印有上下顛倒的大黃蜂商標!

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這在網路上的價格能輕易破千

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而沒有人知道這多有價值

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這古董店確實有很多老東西

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沒錯,包括你,尼克外公

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對不起,我的玩笑可能刺痛了你

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不是,是那個蠢娃娃又出現了

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它是怎麼...

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這招不錯啊,孩子

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妳想要惡整妳的老外公

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所以把娃娃拿過來嚇我

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我沒有動那娃娃

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那它是怎麼跑到店的這一邊的?

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娃娃是神奇的存在

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看似沒有生命、不會移動

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但誰知道沒有人在看的時候

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它們有哪些能耐?

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不可能

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那只是個蠢娃娃,堤利

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沒辦法傷害我們

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對吧?

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我們繼續逛吧

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突然...沒有力氣

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太好了,糖的作用減弱了

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但必須繼續瘋!

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放輕鬆,兒子

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不如小睡一下吧?

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爸爸唱歌給你聽

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小蟋蟀,安靜聽我唱

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爸爸會阻止你弄壞東西

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(雪比)

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汽水

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什麼...蟋蟀,不要!

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{\an8}老配方的雪比幾乎全都是糖!

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我能嚐到時間的味道

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不,別又來了

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蟋蟀復活了,寶貝!

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滿血回歸

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媽,幫我抓住蟋蟀

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沒空,我在織布

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這個糖漿瓶,加上這罐生鏽的古早機油

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- 總共一塊九毛八
- 不用找了

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謝謝...妳

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我看得出妳是個好人

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謝謝誇獎,不過幾年前

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我可能不會同意這觀點

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我捲入了一些麻煩

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甚至當了幾次不法之徒

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{\an8}但我努力扭轉了人生

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{\an8}現在我能自信地說,我是個好人

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妳的打嗝真嚴重

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- 妳還好嗎?
- 沒事

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我只是被這...

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打嗝困擾...六天了

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六天,那很嚴重耶

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我曾試著用驚嚇治好打嗝

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我試過拉舌頭療法

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甚至憋氣憋到暈過去

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醒來時都是關店時間了

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除此之外...

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最近生意實在很差

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看來在經營了50年後

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我可能會失去這二手倉庫

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我很遺憾

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但每分錢都有幫助

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所以我感謝妳的...消費

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{\an8}是啊

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我聽說喝醋

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可以治...打嗝

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但我也聽說那會讓喉嚨刺痛

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{\an8}但值得試試看,來吧

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{\an8}(醋)

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{\an8}那個,我得去找我的家人,失陪了

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{\an8}不行,不行

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{\an8}(喵親節快樂)

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我找到我的夏日服裝了
你覺得如何,外公?

147
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下次見到那詭異的娃娃

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我要把它的臉砸爛

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我是說...娃娃不可能有生命

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只有蠢蛋才會相信...

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什麼?

152
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真是洗腦的旋律

153
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別煩我了,你這蠢娃娃!

154
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外公,快停下,你看不出來
這會讓情況更糟嗎?

155
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我是不會認輸的,堤利

156
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尼克穆里根不會死在醜娃娃的手中

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來了

158
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用九毛九買下這罐稀有古董機油

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不代表我是壞人吧?

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當然不是了

161
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妳只是撿到寶

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妳應該感到開心

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對啊

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她標價九毛九,我就照付了

165
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這沒有好或壞,只是正當交易

166
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沒錯,妳敲她一筆,是她自己的錯

167
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不是,我沒有敲詐她

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對啊

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妳不知道她有財務困難

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就算妳知道,買下有價值的東西

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也不代表妳是壞人

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妳是個聰明的消費者

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{\an8}對,我是好人

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妳當然是了

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不,兒子,蟋蟀!

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不好了!

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(易碎,弄壞要賠)

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蟋蟀,別靠近那裡!

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天啊,他剛剛哞了一聲嗎?

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好,我要怎麼阻止一頭蠻牛?

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太棒了,毛毯就該這樣織

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謝了,媽!

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為什麼?

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給我站住

185
00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:06,526
敢惹比爾,你就等著...

186
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對付比爾!

187
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很好

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快撞過來吧

189
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噢嘞!

190
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冷靜,小子

191
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接住了!

192
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南西,六點鐘方向!

193
00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:36,973
那不是真的...

194
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尼克外公,你就跟娃娃道歉吧

195
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我才不要跟它道歉

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你到底想對我怎樣?

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真是好險

198
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真是好險好險

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全都平安無事

200
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所以娃娃沒有跟著我

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只是有四隻?

202
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,792
我其實沒有害怕啦

203
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,294
這不是鬥牛披風,小子!

204
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,879
什麼?

205
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,840
不...這裡發生了什麼事?

206
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對不起

207
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,677
這些娃娃可不便宜

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加起來要價一千美元

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一千美元?

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等等

211
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真是個奇蹟

212
00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,232
我的打嗝好了

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娃娃摔碎的聲音讓我嚇到打嗝好了

214
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抱歉造成損壞,我會賠錢

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00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,198
謝謝妳的好心

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但這些怪娃娃在店裡放了好幾十年了

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不會有人買的

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拜託了,這是我的堅持

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我們弄壞了,我們得買下

220
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我不接受其他辦法

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太好了!

222
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這孩子睡著了,真驚險的一天

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比爾,現在才早上11點

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她就說不用了,妳為何還要給她一千塊?

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沒關係的,爸

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這個在網路上能賣一千塊
把這筆錢賺回來

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我懂了

228
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妳那愚蠢的良心

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讓妳覺得自己是壞人

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只因為妳在一罐機油上撿到便宜

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我知道你覺得很蠢,但我想當好人

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這表示我要為此而努力

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因為想當好人,就得做好事

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我怎麼會養出一個呆子?

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尼克外公,別擔心

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我們將娃娃都買下了

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所以我把它們黏起來
變成一個娃娃帶回家

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我把它取名叫「特大瑪麗安」

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字幕翻譯:林律齊