1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,072 [Cricket] Gather round, gather round, 2 00:00:04,115 --> 00:00:06,640 and welcome to Bring Your Family to Work Day, 3 00:00:06,683 --> 00:00:08,859 where I get to show you how I do my job. 4 00:00:08,903 --> 00:00:10,426 This here is our coffee station, 5 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,950 where I make all that good bean juice. 6 00:00:12,994 --> 00:00:15,257 Wow, son, it's so great to be able to watch you work! 7 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,346 Ha-ha-ho! You're gonna do more than watch. 8 00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:20,044 Who wants to get the hands-on experience? 9 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,482 -Brown? My favorite color! -Ooh! Very nice! 10 00:00:22,525 --> 00:00:24,266 Hey. I see what you're doing, 11 00:00:24,309 --> 00:00:26,616 tricking your familyinto doing work for you. 12 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,270 Maybe... 13 00:00:28,313 --> 00:00:30,664 What do you think Ms. Chowould think about this? 14 00:00:30,707 --> 00:00:31,882 She's fine with it! 15 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:34,102 -[grunts] - Ugh. Whatever. 16 00:00:36,539 --> 00:00:39,150 [Chip] I've got eyes on you, Cricket Green. 17 00:00:39,194 --> 00:00:43,590 Eyes from five slightly different camera angles. 18 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:46,375 After my next big plan, you and your family 19 00:00:46,418 --> 00:00:49,334 will regret ever stepping foot in my city! 20 00:00:49,378 --> 00:00:53,556 In Chip Whistler's city! [evil laugh] 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,384 Actually, sir, the city's more of a mix 22 00:00:55,427 --> 00:00:56,690 between public and private lands 23 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:58,692 with four zones devoted solely to residential-- 24 00:00:58,735 --> 00:01:00,911 I don't care about zoning laws! 25 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:02,826 What I care about is taking down 26 00:01:02,870 --> 00:01:05,394 the Green family, once and for all! 27 00:01:05,437 --> 00:01:08,963 I'll admit, my plans of the pasthave all had... mishaps. 28 00:01:09,006 --> 00:01:11,705 Operation Crop Cover was brilliant on paper. 29 00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:13,837 Hm? 30 00:01:13,881 --> 00:01:18,146 Good luck growing vegetables without the sun! [evil laugh] 31 00:01:18,189 --> 00:01:22,063 [Chip] But there were too many technical setbacks. 32 00:01:22,106 --> 00:01:24,500 Same goes for Operation Stand Sabotage. 33 00:01:25,414 --> 00:01:27,503 Whoa--! [sighs] 34 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:29,810 [evil laughing] 35 00:01:31,681 --> 00:01:34,379 [Chip] No matter how much work I put into a plan, 36 00:01:34,423 --> 00:01:36,512 there's always something that gets in my way! 37 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:38,383 Aaah--Oof! 38 00:01:38,427 --> 00:01:40,734 That last one might have beena sleep-deprived hallucination. 39 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:43,084 -[knocking] -Ah, sorry to interrupt 40 00:01:43,127 --> 00:01:45,826 your extended monologue,but the VP is here to see you. 41 00:01:45,869 --> 00:01:46,870 Hello, Chip. 42 00:01:48,132 --> 00:01:51,092 Ahh! No! I like it spooky! 43 00:01:51,135 --> 00:01:52,789 Sorry, Chip, but we've been waiting on you 44 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,443 to sign these forms for weeks. 45 00:01:54,486 --> 00:01:57,664 [groans, whines] 46 00:01:57,707 --> 00:01:59,666 I don't have time for this! 47 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:02,407 Also, the board's weekly meetingis starting soon. 48 00:02:02,451 --> 00:02:05,541 As the Wholesome Foods CEO, you really should be there. 49 00:02:05,585 --> 00:02:09,414 Sorry, but I've got too much onmy plate here, chipping-- 50 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,199 -[rimshot] -[cough] 51 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:14,506 --away at a much more pressing issue, 52 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:20,077 so thank you for nothing, goodbye! Now, where were we? 53 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:22,906 Oh, right. Watch out, Cricket Green. 54 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:26,606 I've still got one last trick up my sleeve. 55 00:02:26,649 --> 00:02:29,565 Aw, jeez, what have you gotten yourself into, Bill? 56 00:02:29,609 --> 00:02:30,784 So many little parts! 57 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:31,785 -Hiya, Pop! -Ohh! 58 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:32,786 How's the Big Coffee 59 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:34,657 Hands-On Experience goin'? 60 00:02:34,701 --> 00:02:37,007 OK, I guess, but cleanin' this thing 61 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:38,661 is a bit harder than I imagined. 62 00:02:38,705 --> 00:02:40,576 Actually, I could really use your help. 63 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,404 Heh-heh, oh, no you don't, big guy. 64 00:02:42,447 --> 00:02:45,146 I've got full confidence in you.[clicks tongue] 65 00:02:45,189 --> 00:02:47,365 Oh! Heh. Heck. 66 00:02:47,409 --> 00:02:50,804 Hey, Tilly, how's the moppin'-- I mean, water drawinggoing? 67 00:02:50,847 --> 00:02:52,980 You're just in time!Princess Clementine 68 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,373 and Prince Salvadorjust eloped! 69 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:57,767 [as Prince Salvador] "Oh, my dearest Clementine, 70 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,900 let us smooch. Mwah!" 71 00:02:59,943 --> 00:03:01,771 Aren't they just perfectfor each other? 72 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,078 Great work, Tilly! Just don't forget to erase 73 00:03:04,121 --> 00:03:05,862 the whole floor now! 74 00:03:05,906 --> 00:03:08,256 -You got it, brother! -Fantastic! 75 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:11,346 -[grunting] -Hey, Gramma! Grindin' up those beans real good, huh? 76 00:03:11,389 --> 00:03:15,480 Ha! You thought I couldn't do it, but I'm showin' you! 77 00:03:15,524 --> 00:03:17,657 Yes. Yes you are, madam. 78 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,789 Keep on at it, everyone! I gotta go take my 79 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,313 state-mandatory four-to-six-hour break now-- 80 00:03:22,357 --> 00:03:24,707 Whoa! [clears throat] Against the law if I don't! 81 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:26,883 But I'll be back to join y'all after. 82 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:28,798 This is insane. You're just gonna let him 83 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,931 -lay around all day? -[groans indifferently] 84 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:33,934 It's fine, because he convinced his family to work for free? 85 00:03:33,977 --> 00:03:35,500 [grumbles "Mm-hmm"] 86 00:03:35,544 --> 00:03:36,937 Why didn't I bring my family? 87 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:38,721 You know they live really far away! 88 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:41,942 B-Besides, Bring Your Familyto Work Day isn't a real thing! 89 00:03:41,985 --> 00:03:43,900 [heavy rumbling] 90 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:44,945 [gasps] 91 00:03:49,776 --> 00:03:51,038 What the heck is that? 92 00:03:51,081 --> 00:03:55,607 Oh, you mean my Wholesome Foods Coffee Truck? 93 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:58,567 [laughs] Oh, never mind, it's just Chip. 94 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:00,612 What on earth are you doing? 95 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:03,790 Little lady, I am putting Big Coffee out of business! 96 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:06,009 And then Cricket will have to get a new job, 97 00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:08,011 and the commute will probably be really long, 98 00:04:08,055 --> 00:04:10,753 and he will be so inconvenienced! 99 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:12,842 And how, exactly, do you plan on putting 100 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:14,844 Big Coffee out of business? 101 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,498 Sir! Are you looking for a coffee? 102 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:19,457 Oh! Yeah, I was just gonna go in here and buy some. 103 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,633 No need! Greg, top him off! 104 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,509 Stop. Venti, venti. 105 00:04:27,552 --> 00:04:28,858 Hey, buddy, you had enough? 106 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,819 [smacking lips] I have! Thank you! 107 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:35,212 Goodbye! [humming] 108 00:04:35,256 --> 00:04:38,172 [evil laugh] Now, do that grandma! 109 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:39,216 Huh? 110 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:41,871 Thank you! 111 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,918 [evil laugh] I'll be here day and night, 112 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:46,789 caffeinating any thirsty customer 113 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:48,748 who comes close to this place! 114 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:51,751 And you'll be out of business in less than a week! 115 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,188 Don't worry, Ms. Cho. 116 00:04:54,231 --> 00:04:55,537 Chip's plan ain't gonna work. 117 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,886 [Chip] Uh, excuse me? 118 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,975 What do you mean, it's not gonna work? 119 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:02,065 Chip, you're a joke! We all know how this goes! 120 00:05:02,109 --> 00:05:03,806 First, you make a goofy little plan, 121 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,069 it fails, you chip your tooth. 122 00:05:06,113 --> 00:05:08,419 And then I come out on top. Bingo bango. 123 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:10,421 I'm-- I'm not a joke! You're a joke! 124 00:05:10,465 --> 00:05:13,033 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm yourself. 125 00:05:13,076 --> 00:05:14,425 -Hello! -Oh! 126 00:05:14,469 --> 00:05:15,862 Just a heads-up, citizen. 127 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:18,690 You seem to have parked next to a fire hydrant. 128 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:20,823 Ugh! Just give me a citation or whatever. 129 00:05:20,867 --> 00:05:22,869 Sure! No sweat! Also, heads-up, 130 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:24,218 you're getting towed on account 131 00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:26,176 of what I said earlier about that fire hydrant. 132 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:28,657 What?! Wha-wha-whoa! 133 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,312 Whaa--! [groans] 134 00:05:31,355 --> 00:05:34,924 Aah! [grunts, groaning] 135 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:35,882 Hey, is everything OK out he-- 136 00:05:35,925 --> 00:05:37,666 Oh, never mind, it's just Chip. 137 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:40,843 [groans] Is that all ya got? A tow truck? 138 00:05:40,887 --> 00:05:43,063 [screaming] 139 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:48,938 Ha-ha! Is this where my plan fails and I chip my tooth? 140 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,941 'Cause good luck! I have titanium teeth now! 141 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,944 And they'll never-- [screaming] 142 00:05:58,165 --> 00:06:00,907 I'm sorry to inform you that I still haven't 143 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:04,824 chipped my tooth, thanks to my indestructible-- 144 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,653 [whistling] Told ya, Chip. 145 00:06:08,697 --> 00:06:10,568 A nice one for my collection. 146 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:12,744 Good try! 147 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,877 [groans] Huh? 148 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:18,011 [screams] 149 00:06:21,405 --> 00:06:22,798 [groans] 150 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:25,105 Cricket's right. I'm a joke. 151 00:06:25,148 --> 00:06:27,411 [phone ringing] 152 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:29,370 - Chip? -Hey, Dad. 153 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:30,980 Son, I hear you've been skipping out 154 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,156 on your CEO duties lately. 155 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,203 Yeah, I've been busy... trying to destroy the Gr-- 156 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:39,467 Uh, a-- a work problem! Yeah, destroy a work problem! 157 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:41,817 Well, what's the holdup? You're the boss now! 158 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:45,473 I know! It's just that things always backfire on me. 159 00:06:45,516 --> 00:06:47,475 You don't have to go it alone, son. 160 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:49,477 Put the company to work for you. 161 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,610 -The company? - Wholesome Foods is yours now. 162 00:06:52,654 --> 00:06:54,917 That comes with a lot of power and resources. 163 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:56,658 Enough to take care of any little work problem 164 00:06:56,701 --> 00:06:59,008 that comes along. You're a CEO. 165 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,881 All you gotta do is start acting like one. 166 00:07:01,924 --> 00:07:03,447 -Yeah... - Love you, son. 167 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:04,535 -Mm-hmm. -[phone beeps] 168 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:10,106 Uh, hey, boss.Everything OK? 169 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,022 I have no need for you two anymore. You're both fired. 170 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,764 -What? -Get out! 171 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:18,158 Things are going to bea little different from now on. 172 00:07:18,201 --> 00:07:19,942 [evil chuckle] 173 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:21,944 The third quarter numbers are looking favorable 174 00:07:21,988 --> 00:07:23,772 -for the-- -[door opens] 175 00:07:23,815 --> 00:07:26,122 Chip! So glad you could spare a few minutes 176 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:28,733 out of your busy schedule to do your job. 177 00:07:28,777 --> 00:07:31,736 Fair point. I've been too busy chasing side ventures 178 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:34,652 to see the bigger picture. But those days are over. 179 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:36,828 From here on out, I'm all in. 180 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,526 So get out of my chair. 181 00:07:38,569 --> 00:07:40,310 Yes, Mr. Whistler. 182 00:07:40,354 --> 00:07:43,879 We are at the dawn of a new erafor Wholesome Foods. 183 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:45,750 May I present to you all... 184 00:07:45,794 --> 00:07:49,667 my Wholesome Foods expansion plan. 185 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:50,799 Is everyone ready for day two 186 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:53,541 of Bring Your Family to Work Day? 187 00:07:53,584 --> 00:07:54,759 [all groan] 188 00:07:54,803 --> 00:07:56,805 Hey, c'mon, now! I expect my workers 189 00:07:56,848 --> 00:07:58,241 to have a better attitude than that! 190 00:07:58,285 --> 00:08:00,983 Workers? Has all this been some sorta ruse 191 00:08:01,027 --> 00:08:02,637 to make us do your job for you? 192 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,640 What? You wound me, father! I would never besmirch 193 00:08:05,683 --> 00:08:07,250 the good name of Bring Your Family to Work Day. 194 00:08:07,294 --> 00:08:08,904 That's not a thing, is it? 195 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,906 All right, all right, you got me. 196 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,995 Gosh, I hope I grow up to be as smart 197 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:14,736 and perceptive as you, Father. 198 00:08:14,779 --> 00:08:16,477 Oh! Well, shoot, Cricket, I-- 199 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,479 Hey, stop that! I've had enough! 200 00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:21,569 Let's all get outta here and leave Cricket to his job! 201 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:24,920 -Ah, dang it. -And what have you learned from this, brother? 202 00:08:24,964 --> 00:08:26,922 Tricking your family only works for so long, 203 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:28,880 so enjoy it while it lasts. 204 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:31,013 Hello, Green family! 205 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:32,841 Hey look, it's Chip! What's the plan, 206 00:08:32,884 --> 00:08:34,103 you gonna pry open the register 207 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,931 and knock out your front tooth? 208 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,064 Cricket, we've seen his tooth do that already! 209 00:08:38,107 --> 00:08:39,804 It's gonna be front tooth stays in, 210 00:08:39,848 --> 00:08:41,763 but all the rest fall out around it. 211 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:44,026 Kids, please! It'll be a canine 212 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,332 or somethin' from the lower set. 213 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,855 My money's on a molar. 214 00:08:46,898 --> 00:08:50,685 You guys are too... funny. 215 00:08:50,728 --> 00:08:54,297 I'd like to introduce you guys to my new Wholesome Squad. 216 00:08:54,341 --> 00:08:58,780 Well, hello, young man-- Aah! What the heck?! 217 00:08:58,823 --> 00:09:01,478 Oof! Sir, I don't thinkyou're allowed to do that. 218 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:03,785 -[both] Dad! -You leave him alone, Chip! 219 00:09:03,828 --> 00:09:05,874 -Uh... Ms. Cho... -[grunts] 220 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,355 Pause it for a sec, fellas. Sorry about that. 221 00:09:08,398 --> 00:09:11,532 They're just excited to geta head start on dismantling. 222 00:09:11,575 --> 00:09:15,057 Quit hidin' behind your goons, and fight me yourself, coward! 223 00:09:15,101 --> 00:09:16,972 -Yah! [grunting] -Aw, Cricket. 224 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:19,801 Attacking an old friend isn'tvery wholesome, now, is it? 225 00:09:19,844 --> 00:09:21,846 That's enough, Chip. Either get out, 226 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:23,370 or we're calling the police. 227 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:25,067 Oh, there's no need for that. 228 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:26,938 True, I don't own the place yet, 229 00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:30,551 but I will in about... five seconds. 230 00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:33,510 [grunts] Mmm! 231 00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:37,036 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [grunting excitedly] 232 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:38,515 Peace out, my dudes. 233 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,082 OK. Now, I own it. 234 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:42,519 Which reminds me, you're all fired. Get out. 235 00:09:42,563 --> 00:09:45,044 [all grunt, groan] 236 00:09:45,087 --> 00:09:48,003 [pants] OK, his plan is working,but where's the part 237 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:50,571 where it backfires on him? That's gotta be next, right? 238 00:09:50,614 --> 00:09:53,008 Hey, Cricket! Thank you so much 239 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:55,010 for helping me get on the right track. 240 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:57,360 I'd have stayed the same forever without your advice. 241 00:09:57,404 --> 00:09:59,971 But I think my Wholesome Foods expansion plan 242 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:04,106 will need a bit... more... space. 243 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:08,110 Who's a joke now? Adios,Cricket! 244 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:11,244 This ain't good.Is he comin' after the house? 245 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:13,463 [nervous laugh] That wouldreally not be good! 246 00:10:13,507 --> 00:10:15,509 Yeah, 'cause we still live in it! 247 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,946 I'm out of a job! How am I gonna pay rent? 248 00:10:17,989 --> 00:10:19,774 Are we gonna lose our house?! 249 00:10:19,817 --> 00:10:21,906 Chip has finally gone insane! 250 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,908 What the heck is going on?! 251 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:26,694 Chip can't win! It can't end like this! 252 00:10:26,737 --> 00:10:29,740 And yet... it just... did.