[whistling]
- Shower up, boys! - [man] Ow!
Ahh, it's good to be back
at the good ol' community swimming pool.
The people's pool.
Cricket, you know you're supposed to shower
before goin' into the pool!
Baloney! Ya get clean when ya get in the pool!
Ehh! I love me this pool!
- Hey! Ugh! - [heavy grunting]
- Oh. Hi, Gregly. - Hey, dummy!
You don't actually like this pool, do you?!
Uh, yeah? It's the best pool in Big City.
You sucker! This place is a wet dump!
If you're lookin' for a good pool, there's one
in that dumb apartment building next to your weird old house.
Wait. There's a better pool than this
next to my weird old house?
Thanks for the tip, Gregly. I owe ya one.
Hm.
- Family! - Ugh.
Hey, Cricket! How's the water?
Inadequate! Listen.
The apartment building next to us -
next to where we live -
has a better pool than this pool.
So now we got to leave this pool and go to that pool.
But Cricket, we don't live in that apartment building.
So, how can we partake in its aquatic amenities?
Easy! We sneak in!
It's been too long since I snuck into a place.
And it's been too long since I've disrespected
our neighbors. Let's sneak!
[both snicker]
Hmm. Breakin' the rules runs the risk
of gettin' side-eyed, and I don't like that.
But I do like what's goin' on here.
[both snickering]
Well, I don't like it. Come on, guys,
this pool is fine! And frankly, I don't approve
of my family trespassin' on private property!
Too bad, I'm going!
Yeah! Hey, can I go through here, too?
- Later, Bill! - Sorry, Papa.
But I'm goin' with the flow.
But you're all gonna miss Aquarobics!
Well, more Aquarobics for me, I guess.
[Cricket] I still can't believe it.
Behind those doors lies a superior swimming pool,
unbeknownst to me!
We're gonna need a plan, and a good one.
Tilly, whatcha got?
Tilly has left.
My name is now... "A. Resident."
I live in that apartment building,
and I am 26 years old!
I love it, but... what about the rest of us?
Hey, Greens! You guys look ready to swim!
You wanna use our pool?
No, thank you...
Yup! We'd love to!
- Mmm! - Hey!
Ahh, my family doesn't know what they're missin'.
Emergency! Emergency!
There's a child in the water,
and his safety floaties sprung a leak!
So now he's drifting towards the deep end!
If only there were someone
at this pool who knew how to swim!
Yeah, if only there... Wait! I can swim!
I wivved my wife wif no we-gwets...
[both exclaim]
[screaming, grunts]
He saved me!
[all cheering]
Wow! That guy's a hero!
[all cheering]
[girl] He totally saved that kid!
Gifts for the hero!
Wait, gifts?
Are y'all just givin' me this floatie raft?
Sir, you've done enough today.
Now, will you allow us to shower you with gifts?
Oh, well... [chuckles] That sounds pretty good!
All right, Greens, here's the pool!
- [all gasping] - Holy beans 'n brisket!
This pool is amazing!
And the water doesn't taste like bleach.
It's liquid paradise!
[both panting] Cannonball!
- Yah! - Easiest break-in ever!
I gotta hand it to you, neighbor boy.
This new pool is much better than the community pool.
And it even brought Mama and Gramma together.
- [coughing] - [Brett] Hey, fancy hat!
What you standin' 'round gabbin' for?
Get in the pool!
Well, when the pool beckons...
Whoo-hoo!
Now, this is the best pool in Big City! Aah!
You dummy. The best pool in Big City's
- at the Spritz Hotel. - Huh?
Supposedly, they got two water slides.
- Ahhh... - [Brett] And butlers that deliver room service
to your pool raft!
Hey, guys, great news! You gotta get out of the pool!
What? But my wrinkles were just startin' to get pruny!
Might I remind you we're on a mission
to find the best pool in Big City?
Well, I found it. You're welcome.
It's at the Spritz Hotel. Let's go.
This might not be the greatest idea.
Sneakin' into a luxury hotel is no joke.
Well, Mother, if you're too scared,
that's fine. But I bet Gramma ain't.
'Course, I ain't scared.
It's Nancy who don't got the pork chops to do it.
Oh, I have plenty of pork chops!
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
- Yeah?! - Yeah!
[both] We're goin'!
Cricket, I liked it better when Gramma and Mama
weren't fightin'. We were all havin' fun
at this pool. Let's just stay here.
Oh, come on, Till, haven't you heard the saying?
"The grass is always greener on the other side!"
Now, let's go get that green grass!
I don't think that means what you think it means!
Heh, thanks for your treatin' me so good.
Anything for a hero!
I made a present for you, Mr. Green!
Thanks. I'll open it later.
Another beverage, Mr. Green?
[chuckles] Why not!
Excuse me, Mr. Green,
can I get anything for you?
Oh, no, I think I'm about topped up here.
How about my... phone number?
[gasps]
[giggling]
All right, crew, our target's in there.
The best pool in Big City!
Who you goin' as this time, Tilly?
I am a blushin' bride on her weddin' day,
veiled and beautiful. I am a guest at this hotel,
and my name is... "A. Guest."
- Mm... OK! - OK, listen up.
The two secrets to sneakin' into a fancy hotel
are to walk fast and project confidence!
I've been doin' both those things
since before you could spit! Let's boogie!
[elevator bell dings]
Hm.
[bell dings]
Ahh, we fooled her!
- Next stop: luxury. - [beeping]
Uh-oh. It won't work without a keycard.
Let me try somethin'.
Ahh...
[groaning]
[beeping]
Ugh. OK, Plan B.
[bell dings]
Mm...
Heck, yeah! That's our ticket!
The hotel ventilation system!
Oh, Cricket, that only works in...
Spy movies and heist movies, exactly. Boost, please!
Oh, yeah, this is great.
[Tilly] Is it roomy?
It's... room-ish.
[squeaking]
Hey, I just saw a mouse eatin' one of those
little hotel soaps. That's fun, right?
Oh! This plan is bad, Cricket.
Yeah, I didn't sign up to have Nancy's cloppers
swingin' around in my face.
Maybe we should have stayed with Papa
- at the first pool. - Are you nuts?
We're on our way to the greatest pool in Big City!
Now, brace yourselves. Pool's on the roof,
and we've got a 19-story vertical crawl ahead of us.
- [groans] - Mah!
[Cricket] Dad wishes he was us right now!
He's gonna do it!
[slurping to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"]
[all cheering]
[Gramma] I'm inhalin' too much mouse dust!
[Cricket] Don't worry, I think I see the top.
[all exclaim, groan]
[gasps] Oh, my gosh!
We found it! The best pool in Big City!
Ha-ha! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- Gotcha! - Hey, come on!
You all are in violation of hotel law, subsection pool.
Sneaking into pools is right up there
with getting in the water without showering first.
Seriously?! Ya get clean when ya go in the pool!
Yeah. All of you are under hotel arrest.
Gosh dangit!
Uh, you wouldn't arrest a beautiful bride
on her weddin' day, would you?
[growls]
Oh, dear. I'm gettin' side-eyed.
My worst fears have come to life.
[Concierge] Now, stay put until I figure out
what to do with you!
Wait, wait, wait! Let us out!
We just wanted to swim!
Come on, kiddo. I think we gotta give it up.
What?! We can't stop now! Uh... Look! Another air vent!
We can crawl through it again
and get right back up to the pool!
- [squeaks] - [Tilly] Oh, hey!
There's that mouse again!
[retches]
- Oh, my. - Yep, there's no way I'm doin' that again.
[groans] Come on, Mom! We can do it!
Cricket, I think we've all been through enough today.
We spent so much time runnin' around,
we barely got to have any pool-time fun.
Dangit, you may have a point. Here we are bone dry
all because I kept on wantin' something better!
I lost track of enjoyin'... what's in front of ya!
[all clamoring]
Gee, y'all just keep givin' me beverages, heh.
Uh, Mr. Green, the child you saved
would like to give you an offering!
To my hewo, a dwink as big as his bwavewy!
Oh, well, I don't know
if I have the room for such a big...
OK, I guess he's goin' right there, huh?
[bubbling]
That big soda is so heavy,
it's causing the raft to sink!
Quick, mister, you gotta do something!
Now, hang on a minute, I can...
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no! Come on! [groans]
He's in trouble! But who heroes the hero?!
Hello. Does somebody need assistance?
It's Mark, the local hero!
We've seen him once before!
- Somebody's gonna save us! - No.
- [all cheering] - Never fear, Mark is here!
No, don't come! Wait, no! There's been a mistake.
I'm just trapped under these cups.
I swam earlier, remember? I can...
Oh, we're on land now.
- [all cheering] - You're my hewo!
- [Bill] Seriously?! - [Mark] Oh, little bud.
I'm just an ordinary guy doing what's right!
[all clamoring]
I'm... just gonna grab my number back.
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Hero!
Well, Bill, you're still a hero to me.
You really mean that, Bill? Yep, I do, Bill.
Now, what do you say we go home?
Sounds good, Bill.
All right, you pool rats, listen up!
- What the...? - [all laughing]
What in the name of chlorine is goin' on here?!
We made this place a pool!
You guys made a pool out of a laundry closet?
Care to join us?
Well, actually, I'm just here to tell you,
turns out, upper management doesn't really care
about International Pool Law, so you guys are free to go.
Oh, well, that's good and all, but I'd rather stay here
and have fun with my family. If that's OK.
Yeah, whatever.
[all] Best pool day ever!
[all squeaking]
Maybe we should leave.
♪ I got sweat in my eyes
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Bit by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs
♪ I got splinters
♪ In seven and ten
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪