[Corbyn] If you don't make room
for my soup, I am going to scream!
[Jayme] Corbyn, we all have soup on this table,
there's just no room.
[Corbyn] Ahh! My soup!
- Ahhhh! - Corbyn! Grr!
[Announcer] You're watching Snug Lil' Room!
- What is this?! - Alice! Oh.
- Well, uh... it's... - [Announcer] Three dozen young adults
trapped in one extremely cramped bachelor apartment!
It's a trashy reality show. I-like-it-don't-judge-me.
So what, it's like a soap opera?
No. It's real. Maybe.
Count me in. Scootch.
- Gladly! - What on earth are y'all watchin'?
Some show where everyone's up in each others biz-nizz!
[sobs] If Marco bumps into me like one more time...
- Oops. - [screams] Eat it!
It mostly shows that people go crazy
when they don't have their own space.
I dunno, Gloria.
Cricket and I have been sharing a room
since we were little babies.
- And we're doin' good. - Yah!
Tilly's easy! She's like a house plant.
And everyone loves livin' with Cricket.
He's great! Anyways, goodbye.
I'm gonna go in the yard and try to ride that goat!
And I am going to entertain myself quietly in our bedroom.
See? A houseplant.
Now let's get a goat!
What a ridiculous notion.
To think that Cricket and I, brother and sister,
would ever butt heads!
Clearly our relationship is as solid and sound
as this house of cards.
Hmm...
Cricket's dang secret entrance.
- [Cricket laughing] - [Goat bleats angrily.]
Ohh! Aw.
So this is why it's always so drafty in our room.
Hum?! What was that, Saxon?
Well, I could do that.
Sharing a room should be about considering
each others needs after all.
And I need it to be less drafty in here.
[Jayme] Melanie, if you don't get out of my chair,
I'll peel you like a grape!
You always say that, but you never have the...
Ah crud, my brain broke!
No, the cables out.
-Bill?
- Bill! - [both] Bill!
Hey, you two. I think the wind knocked out your cable connection.
Fix it or else I'll peel you like a grape!
- But... I'm your son! - [laughs]
Well, I'm glad I can still make you laugh.
OK. I'll be outside fixin' the cable.
Heheh... Now what?
There. Stable and harmonious.
- [bang] - [Cricket] Aw!
-[bang] -[Cricket moans] Ah, what the heck?
Who ding danged closed up the ding dang, aw!
Tilly! Call the police! Someone boarded up my hole!
I boarded up your hole.
Uh, to help me how?!
Well, I was getting chilly,
and if we are both considerate of each others needs, then...
Tilly, you don't have any needs! Right?
Houseplants are supposed to be easy.
That's you. You're supposed to be easy!
Grr! I am not a houseplant!
And you are selfish!
Hah? Ha-bah? Wha? Heh? Hah?
How long has it been since the cable went out?
- Five minutes. - Gaaah!
I think I'm going through drama withdrawal!
The pettiness... the politics!
The lying! The screaming!
- The back stabbing! - The back stabbing!
I never knew how badly I needed
to watch idiots stuck in a house fight with each other!
- [Tilly] Well... - [Cricket] Unbelievable!
- Listen to me for once! - OK, I'm up to here with you.
- This is my room too! - You can't just board up...
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Tilly was just way out of line. It's my room too,
I should be able to havea secret entrance!
This feels weird.
Oh, no. Just keep monologuing to us.
You were talkin' about how upset Tilly made you?
Right! So. Tilly thinksshe can mess with my stuff,
then I can mess with hers, too.
Today has been a bit of a wake-up call for Tilly.
After all, our bedroom belongsto both Cricket and me.
So I should have a sayin whether or not we shouldhave a hole in the wall.
I feel my only optionis to retaliate.
Ooh-hoo-hoo! A juicy conflict.
Oh, wait. Do your Gramma duties require you to do anything about this?
It'll build Character if they figure it out on their own.
Then retaliate away!
Now, if you'll excuse us, we're gonna go make popcorn.
[laughing]
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Well, since you boarded up my secret entrance,
I figured the new rule is each of us can do whatever we want.
So I'mma use your fancy schmancy mirror. Mwah! Mwah!
In that case, I think I'd like to have Phoenix
sleep by me for a change!
Okay, that's pushing it! Phoenix always sleeps by me!
She's my dog too, Cricket.
You know I'm starting to think Gloria was right.
Maybe this tiny room ain't big enough for the both of us.
- Whatchu tryin' ta say? - What I'm tryin' ta say is,
there is only one way to solve this.
- What do you think we missed? - What in blue blazes?
- [Cricket groans] - [both groaning]
- You stay outta my half! - And you stay out of mine! Hum!
Oh, my gosh!
You guys literally split your room in two!
Wait, why didn't you divide it in half?
- We did. - We did.
No, no, like a line down the center.
Left and right sides?
Gloria, that's ridiculous.
Left and right change all the time.
This is left, this is right.
Now that's left and that's right.
And now this is left, and that's right!
See? No good.
But up and down are always true.
That's crazy. Am I right, Alice?
Good work, kids. Makes perfect sense.
Ugh, never mind.
I obviously got the better end of the deal,
what with the floor and all.
I disagree because I can do this.
Whee! Ah.
See? Sky dwellers rule.
What?! That's so cool!
[coughs] I mean, lame!
Hey, Tilly, watch this.
It's in your room, now it's not!
It's in your room, now it's not! Ha-ha!
Really?! Your shoe?
- [groans] - I'm team Cricket.
- He's funny! - I'm team Tilly.
She's savage.
Well, at least you're out of ammo. Aw!
A third shoe?!
Ha-ha! Well, this is fun. But I need a juice break.
Ahh! Aww.
Oh! Whoopsie!
Did I leave my ba-na-na in the hallway?
Oh, whoopsie. Did I leave my lasso
- around your ankle? - Whoa!
How is a Tilly supposed to use the hallway
with banana peels lying around?
[spits] And how is a Cricket supposed to walk
with lassos lying around?
Looks like our problem is still unresolved!
- Hmmm! - Hmmm!
- Hmmm? - Hmmm?
- We split the house! - We split the house.
Kitchen? Split.
I control the liquid juice.
I actually prefer frozen juice concentrate.
Livingroom. Split!
[groans, groans]
[whispering] That's so cool!
Agh! Are you jealous of my grabbing forks?
Are you jealous of my TV?
Wait, what happened to the cable?
Bathroom! Yah! Split!
Just close the door. I can figure this out.
[whistles]
Gramma and Gloria? Split.
I get their heads and faces.
Have fun with butts, Cricket.
Pfft! Joke's on Tilly!
I'll talk to butts! I love it!
Ugh. Anyways, how are you two doing today?
OK, this stinks.
I'mma do something about this. Hup!
- [thunder] - [Bill] Ooh, that doesn't sound good.
[Cricket] Gaaaah... Oof! Ugh...
Ha-ha! I got my secret exit back!
How you likin' that breeze, Tilly?
Hmph. Two can play these games.
[groans, groans]
Oh man, I thought the two of you went to bed.
I'm gonna put on some coffee! BRB!
Uh! Cricket... Uh. Looks like I...
Uh! Have a secret exit too. Ha!
Oh, look. Rain.
Delicious.
Hey, what's goin on... haa... Aahh?
What are y'all doin' to my house?!
I must admit, I think we letthings get out of hand.
We'll have to stop exploitingthe the kids for fun.
- And intervene. - What?!
But we can't stop here!
I need... the drama.
Well, it has to end soon before my house falls apart.
Don't these show have like a big finale or something?
Yes, they do.
[coughs] Standing before me tonight are two strong contestants.
Cricket, you are selfish and irresponsible.
And it's nice to see you get put in your place for once.
I mean, it's true. But I don't. Take. Criticism.
Tilly, you grew out of your nice shell for the sake of justice.
I respect that. But I'm 99% sure you ate all of my cherry lip balm.
It's clear that the two of you can no longer share a space.
So whoever receive this rose may stay.
The other... must... pack your bags and leave!
- Wait... Leave?! - Wait... Leave?!
Yes. Leave. Move out. Scram!
No, hold on. I don't want Tilly to move out!
And I don't want Cricket to move out either!
- Aww, ya mean it, Tilly? - I mean it, brother.
Well, too bad! That's not how reality TV works!
One of you has to leave the island!
One of you has to go!
And that person... is...
- [inhales] - Now hold on one second.
- Ahh! - What is this?
Whoever gets kicked out of their room
must live in the basement with Gloria.
What?!
[sobs] Betrayal.
So go ahead, Gloria.
Choose who has to go.
I didn't know we'd get to live with Gloria!
Let's both live with Gloria!
- Gloria! Gloria! - Nooo!
Ugh! Die! Die! Die! Die, die, die! Die!
It's suddenly occurred to me that it's wrong
to view real people's suffering as entertainment.
You guys can keep sharing your room.
And therefore not sleeping anywhere near me.
- All right! - Whoo-hoo!
I'm sorry for calling you a house plant, Tilly.
We can keep my secret exit closed if you want.
Well, how about this, you can keep the secret exit,
and I can hang up some wind chimes to enjoy the breeze!
[loud noise]
Guh! Well, I don't love it,
but... it's a fair deal.
Hey, guys! I finally fixed the cable.
So you can go back to watching that show.
- It's back! - Get outta my way!
Wait, is it wrong to watch reality TV
now that we know the harm it can cause?
We don't know the people on TV,
so it doesn't count!
[cheer and laugh]
Aw, they must've been real bored. Hm...?
What on earth happened here?!
Good TV!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and Got bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters ♪
♪ In seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪