Psst. Do you know why we're sitting here?
I dunno, but I think Dad's having a meltdown.
Dad is not having a meltdown!
- Kay. - [yelling]
[inhaling deeply] OK.
So, I was checking our books,
and vegetable stand is broke.
- [Tilly] What?! - [Cricket] What, seriously?
Which means we need to sell
all of our fruits and vegetables today.
Or else I'll lose my livelihood
and I don't know if I'll be able
to feed or clothe any of you.
Woof.
How are we supposed to sell all of our vegetables?
That never happens!
Cricket, we're gonna work together as a family
to save the farm.
[all exclaim]
Woo, yeah! What can I do to help?
Oh, hi Gloria. I forgot that you lived here.
Don't worry about it, we've got it under control.
What? If you're in this much trouble, you must need some extra hands.
Look, it's... uh, farm stuff.
Selling vegetables isn't like making lattes.
You can feed the chickens for me. That's exactly like making lattes.
Cricket, how are you making lattes?
Seriously, don't worry about it.
Not everyone's cut out for farming. And that's OK.
Yeah, lots of people can't do stuff.
I still think you're cool, Gloria.
- See? - Uh, but...
So, we'll go save the vegetable stand,
while you stay here and hang out!
You can keep chillaxin' to the maxin'.
Everyone else? We sell, or we starve.
[Cricket sighs]
They think I'm useless! Ugh.
I know. I'll feed Cricket's chickens.
That'll prove ol' Gloria's worth.
Hmm. Chicken food, chicken food.
I mean, how hard can this be?
Everyone likes bananas. They're healthy.
Oh, wow. There's a lot of you, huh?
- Well, I hope you... - [loud clucking]
- [chicken squacks] - Oh no! Chickens, come back!
OK guys, huddle up.
We need a game plan to sell these veggies.
No idea's a bad idea.
So, what've you got for me?
Selling is all about publicity.
And what would bring in more publicity than a publicity stunt?
Sales are about a personal connection.
I will therefore connect,
and build an empire of commerce using only my eyes.
Fear's what motivates sales!
That's how you sell diet soda and insurance.
All 10 out of 10 ideas, family.
Three, two, one...
[all] Sale!
Green family farm forever!
And now, to man the cash register.
Aah! I forgot the cash register!
It's time for Tilly tactics.
Let's make a personal connection.
Hey, you in the red coat!
- Uh, me? - Yes, you. Come to Tilly.
Uh, OK.
- What's your name? - Angela.
Angela! What a beautiful name.
Uh, thank you?
Now tell me, Angela,
would you like to buy some vegetables from me?
Uh, no thank you.
Ah, we'll just have to keep gazing
until we've made a strong personal connection
that motivates you to buy our vegetables.
I... um...
Ba-ba-ba. Don't break eye contact.
Just look at me.
[Cricket] Come one, come all!
To the Green family farm's publicity stunt spectacular!
Prepare to have your minds blown!
Your boons daggled!
All taking place at the Green family farm's booth this afternoon!
Wanna go check it out?
Uh, sure.
That's the spirit!
OK, Alice, let's scare the dollars right out of their wallets.
Oh, boy! Hot dog time!
Hot dog time! Hot dog time! Hot dog?
Don't you know what this unhealthy garbage does to you?
Fills up my tummy yummy yummy?
No! It'll make your bones rot!
Eat your vegetables, you idiot!
- Gimme that! - La la la la... ooh!
Ice cream'll make your hair fall out!
Fruits and veggies are the only things keeping us alive!
If you don't eat enough veggies,
your body will shrivel up!
Like a grape in the sun!
Just look at me!
I'm only 25!
[bystanders scream]
And make sure you buy your produce
at Green family farms. [chuckling]
We'll be raking in the dough with the stand in no time.
- [Gloria grunts] - [chicken squacks]
Ha! Gotcha!
See? I can farm!
- [chicken squacks] - Actually...
You're pretty cool looking for a chicken.
Gonna just post this. [camera clicks]
Hashtag it up.
- [chicken squacks] - Hm?
I left the chicken door open!
- [chickens squacking] - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
The Greens' chickens!
[panting] Aah! [grunts] No, no, no, no!
Do chickens understand busses?
[chicken squacks]
[tires squealing]
- Did you know about this? - [chicken squacks]
Chickens!
Alright, everyone, this way
for the Cricket Green publicity stunt spectacular!
Wow, son. You sure were able to bring in a lot of customers.
Oh, it was easy once I told them about my big fat stunt.
What exactly are you gonna do?
Well, father, I thought you'd never ask.
Take a look! I built a ramp
out of old rickety crates from the dumpster.
Which I am going to ride down.
Then I'll hit the jump, fly over the farmers market,
smash into the center of the bullseye,
then for safety I'll fall into that precariously balanced
bucket of water on a stick.
Simultaneously cleaning me, while activating
the bath bombs I've taped to mine bare buttocks
launching me straight into the air,
and exploding for a bubbly finale!
Wow.
Oh, and did I mention that I'll be covered in honey?
[bystanders exclaiming]
Hold on. How does that help us sell vegetables?
You tell me. You're already manning the merch table.
Merch table?
"Cricket's stunt. I was there."
Well, I'll be. You really think this is gonna work?
Trust me, Dad. I'm a genius.
Show starts in 5, people!
Gee, Cricket's sure giving it his all.
How're you doing, sweetie? Hm.
So tell me, Angela, what do you fear?
I guess, being alone forever.
Wait. Why did I tell you that?
Because our connection grows stronger.
Soon you will be purchasing a bounty of our vegetables.
Do you feel it, Angela?
I don't know. I'm scared.
- [Tilly] We're connecting. - [squelching]
Aah! Ew! Our eyeballs touched! Oh!
Drat.
You gotta eat fruits and veggies
from Green's family farm!
You! You would've gotten into law school if you ate more broccoli!
It's true!
Don't I know it? Ain't no one nothing without their veggies!
- Ain't no one... - [Officer Keys] Whoa, there.
What's with all the commotion, Mrs. Green?
Stay outta this, Keys.
It ain't illegal to sell tomatoes.
Well, no, but it is illegal to harass all of these people.
You ungrateful snitches!
Well, if that's the way it's gonna be,
I ain't going out without a fight! Hi-yah!
[inhales sharply] Attacking a police officer is a serious offence.
You're coming with me.
I failed as a businesswoman.
My plan went belly-up, Papa.
You tried your best, sweetie, and I'm sure everything will be OK.
Maybe Gramma's plan will...
[Gramma struggling]
You earned yourself a stay in time out!
No cell can hold me! Just you wait!
Our fate is in Cricket's hands, now.
[Tilly] Hmm.
[brakes hiss]
[chickens squacking]
Oh! Chickens! Why? Ugh.
They actually took the bus to the farmers market?
Where the Greens are? No!
OK. It's up to me and Gramma to save the stand.
Cricket! Gramma's out! It's up to you, now!
So it goes.
- [squelching] - Yah!
Green family farm forever!
Yah!
I'm gonna buy a ton of produce from their stand if this works!
[chicken squacking]
Yah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Aah! [grunting]
[all] Boo! Disappointing!
- Oh, my. - [chicken squacking]
Hello?
We'll continue this time out back at the station.
Just as soon as I find my keys.
- [chicken squacking] - Hey! I know you!
[Gramma chuckling]
Wait, are these our chickens?
They are! But shouldn't they be at home with Gloria?
Yes. They should be.
Hi Mr. Green.
Gloria. Did you let out all of our chickens?
Yes! Jeez.
Hello everyone. It's true. I am useless.
I couldn't even feed chickens, and now they're all over the place.
Well, don't worry about them.
You just didn't know to never open up the coop
when Tilly's out of the house.
Look! They'd travel any distance for her.
Come to me, my poopy angels.
I know you were just trying to help, but no one's good at everything.
Don't worry, Gloria. We're useless, too.
We didn't sell anything today!
Mm-hmm. Lots of vegetables still on the stand.
[Bill] Yeah, that ain't good.
I guess we still have some time.
Come on, y'all, let's make ourselves useful.
[cell phone buzzes]
Hoopa-doop! Hey Greens, check it out!
I posted this picture of one of your chickens this morning, because she looked cool,
Yeah, I can see it.
I hashtagged it "cool,"
"chicken," and "cool chicken,"
and it went viral!
Gloria, I don't understand.
Are you all on social?
Uh...
OK, well, you should be!
That way people will know what you're selling.
Take a pic, and throw on a filter,
hot stuff! Ready to post.
Wow, Gloria, you're like a doctor at this!
Yeah, I am good at this!
Hey, Bill, do you have any extra shirts in your truck?
Yes. And why?
[grunts] Instant uniforms!
Huh. Now, that's an idea.
- [indistinct chatter] - [camera clicks]
Number sign, potato. I'm an influencer!
Hey, all! Still going good?
Yeah, Gloria. We're selling tons! Thank you.
Yeah, we even got a customer who saw your post
and drove all the way from Medium City!
Medium City, Gloria!
And these uniforms are really doing stuff!
I'll take these tomatoes, young man.
How's that? I just sold the last vegetable!
The stand is saved!
I dunno. Looks like we still have a coconut in there.
[chuckling] I get it.
Sorry for dismissing you earlier.
I should've seen you for what you could do.
Instead of what you couldn't.
It was very cool of you to save our behinds like you did.
Yeah. It was cool
Man. Not as cool as that chicken!
[chicken squacking]
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and Got bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters ♪
♪ In seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪