♪ One, two, One-two-three-four ♪
Yeah, perfect! All right family,
who's ready for a round of Cricket Darts?
How is this different from regular darts?
Simple!
Normally you get more points
the closer your dart gets to the middle.
But in Cricket Darts,
all the highest points are on the edge!
That way everyone's guaranteed a high score!
Doesn't that take away any of the skill required,
and thus, the point of the game?
Naw, everyone loves being a big winner!
Here, I'll show ya!
A perfect bullseye?!
That means nothing in Cricket Darts.
Now what is going on out there?
Well, I'll be.
Looks like they're finally doing something
with the old Big Coffee space!
Huh. Wonder what it's gonna be.
Last thing that opened there was Wholesome Foods!
I'm not gonna even bother getting my hopes up.
Ah!
Oh, hey! Isn't that that burger chain
-you like so much, Cricket? They're up!
Cricket's hopes are up!
What's out there, Cricket?
Uh, brother?
Careful, sweetie! He's speaking in tongues...
Burger Clown! Go to...
Go to now!
Oh, good! I like clowns.
Wa-Hey there!
-The Burger Clown!
That's me!
I'm so happy you could make our grand opening!
If you need anything,
be sure to ask one of our helpful employees!
Oh? B-burger?
Burger? Burger! Burger!
Burger ordered.
-Burger.-Thank you for comingto Burger Clown.
Wow, Gloria, you work here now?
Aw man, you get to work at the best place on earth!
You must be so happy!
Yes. All my dreams are coming true.
Hmm. Super Burger, Extra-Double Burger...
Deep-Fried Cotton Candy Burger?
Seems like a bit much.
Well, luckily for you,
for the first week of our grand opening special,
all our customers get to eat for free!
Here, pal, first one's on me!
Oh, uh, I...
Bill! If someone's offering you a free meal,
you take them up on it!
Yay!
Man. Food, toys, and burger mascots?
Heaven does exist!
Usually we only get toeat at Burger Clownevery once in awhile,
- but now that it's right next door we can eat it every day! - Yeah!
What? Oh, no, we couldn't do that.
Why not? Do you hate thingsthat are good and fun?
Burger Clown can be good in moderation,
but it isn't what I'd call a balanced diet.
It's plenty balanced!
Fries are made of potatoes.
Plus you got pickles on that li'l burger of yours.
That's practically a salad, Dad!
"Practically a salad" isn't a salad!
If you ate Burger Clown every day,
I bet it'd make you sick within a week!
You know what, Dad? I'll take that bet!
"Bet"? No, I was speaking metaphorically...
Ye-heh-hess, a bet!
Me and Tilly are gonna eat at Burger Clown
for every meal for a whole week and prove you wrong!
- I don't need you to... - It's on, old man!
Burger Clown! Burger Clown! Burger Clown!
How can I help you...?
Hiya, kids! Say, where are your parents?
Our dad's being ridiculous!
And not in a funny-clown kinda way.
- Hyuk! - But, good news,
We're gonna be eatin' here all week!
Sounds great! Go ahead, eat up kids!
Just... eat... up... Here!
♪ Eat up here! Fill up from ear to ear! ♪
♪ Pick anything on the menu
♪ Let our robo-clowns Indulge you! ♪
♪ Clown Burgers! Ten-piece deals! ♪
♪ You'll never eat A bigger meal ♪
♪ With burgs and fries, and burgs and fries ♪
♪ With burgs and fries
-♪ And burgs and fries -Aaah...
♪ Slurp by slurp,
- ♪ Fry by fry ♪ - I'll eat until I cry!
[Mr. Burger Clown]♪ So keep eating Till you take ♪
♪ Your final breath! ♪
-♪ Just open wide!
♪ And stuff your face With pride! ♪
♪ Eat up here! Eat up here! ♪
♪ Why don't you eat up here?
Okay...
Time to start the day.
Wakey, wakey, Tilly!
Ready to get down with the clown?
Ugh. I don't feel very good.
Dang, you're lookin' a little greener than usual.
Nothin' a little food can't fix right?
Everything all right in here?
Kids?! Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
Pssh. We're fine, right, Tilly?
Actually, Papa, I feel the contrary.
I don't want to look at another burger ever again.
Oh, no, my poor sweet baby!
See, Cricket? This is exactly what I said would happen!
Oh, she'll be fine once she gets a burger or two in her.
Nope, that does it! I'm putting my foot down!
No more fast food for a while.
Sounds chill.
Oh, what?! Come on, don't cut us off now!
We're perfectly...
fine...
Cricket, you couldn't even finish that sentence
without running out of breath!
Just look at you and your sister!
You're destroying yourselves!
Go away, burger demons!
Haunt me no more.
Now I'm gonna chop some fresh chard for Tilly.
Don't you even think about trying to go to Burger Clown!
Hmph! We'll see about that!
Hey, buddy. Good to see ya!
H-hey, Cricket! Are... are you doing okay?
Y-you look... different.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's good.
My whole thing looks weird when I'm not wearing the overalls.
So! You got "the stuff"?
I do indeed!
Yes...
Now hurry. Gotta keep extra quiet...
so we don't alert... Ahh! Daddy!
Hello, boys.
Hello, Mr. Green.
You know that's a nice jacket, Remy.
Odd choice to wear a winter coat this time of year.
Be cool, man...
I have thin blood and am often chilly!
- Remy... - I'm sorry!
It's okay. Just go home.
I need to have a private talk with my son.
And please put a shirt on.
- Okay... - What?!
It's not my fault Remy likes sharing!
Cricket, go to your room.
-Hmph!
What does Dad know anyway?!
I can eat as many burgers as I want!
Nothing bad's gonna happen!
Hmph!
But... maybe he has a point.
Lately I haven't felt like my rascally ol' self.
Now what is going on out there?
Ahhh...!
Ah, that's the stuff.
So how're you likingall the fresh food, Tilly?
Oh, Papa! It's marvelous!
I can see clearly, breathe deeply,
it's as if my senses are heightened!
Tilly, that's just your bodyreturning to normal.
But I'm glad you're enjoying the food.
Wish I could say the same for your brother...
Well, from now on, I plan on eating
any fruit or veggie I can get my hands on!
Who knows what other sensory powers they'll unlock?
- Aaah... - Hmm...
Maybe it's time to check up on him.
Cricket? How're you doin', son?
I know things got a little tense earlier,
but, um, Son?
Cricket. Where the heck did he go?!
He was here moments ago.
My newly heightened sense of smell
can track his greasy essence.
He tried to squeeze through a secret exit...
but failed.
Exhausted, he took a sweat nap on the floor.
And then he jumped out the window.
Say what you want about him,
but he leaves a clean silhouette.
-OH, my Gosh.
Burger Clown opened...
a play place?!
Hey, you're not supposed to eat in here.
What are ya, a cop? You gonna arrest me?
Yeah, come back when you have a real story.
Cricket! Enough is enough! Time to go home.
No! This is my home now!
I'm gonna live in the Play Place and sleep in the ball pit
and live off of Burger Clown burgers forever!
Just try to stop me!
Oh, come on...! "Kids Only"?
Well, rules are rules.
Veggie powers! Activate!
Cricket? Come home!
- Give up on this burger fantasy! - No!
Come on. There we go.
Cricket!
Huh?
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Ahh!
Gotcha!
Gah! Big sister strength!
- Pocket mustard! - Whoa!
Boy, this ain't a running body.
Brother... Time to eat your vegetables.
Uh...
My sweet burger! Ahhh!
No! It burns. I'm blind!
I'm gonna be a Burger Clown and none of you can stop me!
Aw, rats.
Everything okay in there, Cricket?
Are ya stuck?
No! Well, yeah. But on purpose!
Yeah! On purpose. This is everything I wanted!
Me, the slide, and Burger Clown!
Cricket, look at yourself!
You're out of breath, you feel terrible,
and you're stuck in a slide!
Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life
in a slide?
We're here on Day 43 of the Burger Vigil...
Come back to us, Cricket!
Brought you a present, son.
Wish you could see it.
You're an old butt now.
Was it worth it, brother?
Oh.
Hey, Dad...?
Yes, Cricket?
I don't wanna live in a slide,
and I don't wanna only eat Burger Clown anymore,
and I realize you were just lookin' out for me.
So, thanks, Dad.
It's okay, son.
You wanna go home?
Uh-huh!
Then let's get outta this slide.
Uh-oh.
Hey, they're stuck!
Scandal at Burger Clown!
Two innocent customers stuck in a slide.
Turns out it was the only thing that could take down
Burger Clown's newest restaurant.
I'm here withMr. Burger Clown himself.
Mr. Burger Clown, how are you doing?
Why, I'm fine!
It'll take a sack of hammers to take me out!
Hey kiddos, come visit any one of my other 600 locations!
Hyuk!
He may be a clown, but I'm not laughing.
I'm Maria Media with Channel 11 News.
Well, all's well that ends well.
Sorry about your favorite place closing down, Cricket.
Ah, it's fine. It's probably better this way.
That's a good point, Son.
Hey all this talk is makin' me hungry.
- Let's go get some Burger Clown. - No!