1 00:00:02,067 --> 00:00:03,329 I'm so excited! 2 00:00:04,069 --> 00:00:06,332 My kids! Playing their first little league game! 3 00:00:06,376 --> 00:00:08,726 Wow, Mom, I never knew you were such a baseball nut! 4 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:10,119 Oh, big time! 5 00:00:10,162 --> 00:00:11,773 You know, your ol' mom used to be quite 6 00:00:11,816 --> 00:00:14,123 the little leaguer herself back in the day. 7 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:16,386 There is no greater joy on this earth 8 00:00:16,429 --> 00:00:19,084 than the crack of a bat and the thrill of a win! 9 00:00:19,128 --> 00:00:21,696 - Well, except for children. - Yay! 10 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:24,525 What's most important is that you two have fun! 11 00:00:24,568 --> 00:00:26,396 But also, winning. Try to get a win in there. 12 00:00:26,439 --> 00:00:29,138 Tweet! Tweet! 13 00:00:29,181 --> 00:00:32,445 I forgot my whistle! Everyone come over! 14 00:00:32,489 --> 00:00:35,187 - Bye, Mom! - Good luck, kids! 15 00:00:35,231 --> 00:00:36,449 Baseball! 16 00:00:36,493 --> 00:00:38,147 All right team, listen up! 17 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:41,280 When you woke up this morning, you were individuals. 18 00:00:41,324 --> 00:00:46,024 But today, on this field, you're all Big City Sue-Zers! 19 00:00:46,285 --> 00:00:47,983 Uh, what's a Sue-zer? 20 00:00:48,026 --> 00:00:51,290 Huh? Sue's Bruisers? Was that not clear? 21 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:52,988 [all] No. Not at all. 22 00:00:53,031 --> 00:00:56,252 Well, the print shop said no refunds, so... 23 00:00:56,295 --> 00:00:57,819 "Sue-Zers" on three! 24 00:00:57,862 --> 00:01:00,430 - One, two, three! - [all] Sue-zers! 25 00:01:00,473 --> 00:01:02,998 Booo! Booo! 26 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:05,000 Ma, the game hasn't started yet. 27 00:01:05,043 --> 00:01:06,784 Oh, hey, Nancy. We saved you a seat! 28 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:09,221 Thank ya much! The Remingtons! 29 00:01:09,265 --> 00:01:11,833 Whoa, Russell, why the long face? 30 00:01:11,876 --> 00:01:14,270 Oh, he's just mad because baseball isn't football. 31 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:15,837 The ball's too small! 32 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,926 It doesn't make sense! 33 00:01:17,969 --> 00:01:19,841 Well, today's about baseball, 34 00:01:19,884 --> 00:01:21,949 and nothing's gettin' in the way of my kids winning... 35 00:01:21,973 --> 00:01:23,671 [honks and screeches] 36 00:01:23,714 --> 00:01:25,498 - Huh? - Oh, no! 37 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,761 It can't be! 38 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:29,024 Hup, hup, hup, hup! 39 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,899 [Sue] It's the elites! 40 00:01:34,943 --> 00:01:36,074 [all gasp] 41 00:01:36,118 --> 00:01:37,641 I thought they were just a myth! 42 00:01:37,685 --> 00:01:39,774 No! They're real! 43 00:01:39,817 --> 00:01:41,906 And they've never lost a game! 44 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:43,647 [Community Dan] Well, well, well! 45 00:01:43,691 --> 00:01:46,302 If it isn't my old nemesis, Community Sue! 46 00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:48,913 Community Dan, it's horrible to see you. 47 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:51,350 I don't know, Remy. They don't seem too bad. 48 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:53,570 Hey, best of luck out there, Sue... 49 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,008 with your Big City Losers! Ha ha! 50 00:01:57,052 --> 00:01:59,881 Hey, it's Sue-zers! Not lo... 51 00:01:59,924 --> 00:02:02,927 Oh, no. I practically gift-wrapped it for him! 52 00:02:02,971 --> 00:02:05,451 What was I thinking?! 53 00:02:05,495 --> 00:02:07,497 - [cries] - Yoof! 54 00:02:08,237 --> 00:02:10,152 Let's play ball! 55 00:02:10,195 --> 00:02:11,457 [cheering] 56 00:02:12,371 --> 00:02:14,547 Whoo! Go Sue-zers! 57 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:15,766 You got this, kids! 58 00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:18,943 Mom's right! The Elites may have an intimidating name, 59 00:02:18,987 --> 00:02:21,467 expensive equipment, and proper training. 60 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:23,861 But that's no match for our team spirit! 61 00:02:23,905 --> 00:02:26,690 So, whaddya say we play some ball? 62 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:27,865 Yeah, yeah! 63 00:02:27,909 --> 00:02:29,301 The pitcher's my brother. 64 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:32,174 [grunts] 65 00:02:32,435 --> 00:02:33,784 - [crack] - Ah! 66 00:02:33,828 --> 00:02:35,786 I got it, I got it, I got it! 67 00:02:35,830 --> 00:02:37,048 I didn't got it. 68 00:02:37,092 --> 00:02:39,790 [Skyler] Eat that, losers! [laughs] 69 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:42,706 And that's a home run for the Elites! 70 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,403 - [crowd groans] - Ooh, they're good. 71 00:02:44,447 --> 00:02:46,362 Green! Baseball talk! 72 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:49,539 [Sue] Use your special pitch! 73 00:02:49,582 --> 00:02:50,932 - [Cricket] Understood. - [horks] 74 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:54,457 Aw, yeah. Show 'em how it's done! 75 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,980 [grunts] 76 00:02:56,024 --> 00:02:57,590 - [bat cracks] - [yelps] 77 00:02:57,634 --> 00:02:58,809 I got it! 78 00:02:58,853 --> 00:03:00,898 [sreams] 79 00:03:01,986 --> 00:03:03,814 Oh, jeez! You okay, kid? 80 00:03:03,858 --> 00:03:05,178 Thankfully it missed my fingers... 81 00:03:05,207 --> 00:03:06,774 Psych! I don't actually care! 82 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:08,776 Nice taunt out there, Chelsea! 83 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:11,430 Way to lure 'em into a false sense of security! 84 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:13,215 They're good and they're mean?! 85 00:03:13,258 --> 00:03:15,826 Hey, Sue! Tell this guy to take it down a notch! 86 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,872 Taking it down a notch goes against 87 00:03:17,915 --> 00:03:20,831 everything I stand for, but okay! 88 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:21,832 Hey, Dan! 89 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:24,139 Let's try to be good sports, huh?! 90 00:03:24,182 --> 00:03:26,881 Oh, my! Have we been hurting your feelings? 91 00:03:26,924 --> 00:03:28,970 Oh, well, gee, I'm so sorry. 92 00:03:29,013 --> 00:03:31,233 Psych! Kids! Circle of Shame! 93 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:35,150 - [kids chanting] Loser! Loser! - No! It's Sue-Zer! It's Sue-Zer! 94 00:03:35,193 --> 00:03:36,717 Oh, dear. 95 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,023 The Sue-zers can turn it around, right? 96 00:03:39,894 --> 00:03:42,070 Wow. If I weren't an impartial umpire, 97 00:03:42,113 --> 00:03:44,289 I'd say this is embarrassing! 98 00:03:46,117 --> 00:03:47,684 Don't worry, guys. 99 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,034 There's only nine more innings of this. 100 00:03:50,078 --> 00:03:51,819 I'm just gonna stop recording. 101 00:03:51,862 --> 00:03:54,212 This game has barely begun and it's a travesty! 102 00:03:54,256 --> 00:03:55,518 Ugh, I've had enough! 103 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,085 - Nance? - What are you doing? 104 00:03:57,128 --> 00:03:59,565 Taking things into my own hands. 105 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:02,743 All right y'all, let's just try and get mercy-ruled. 106 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:04,788 Hey, friend, lemme give it a try! 107 00:04:04,832 --> 00:04:05,963 Mom?! 108 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:08,183 - What are you doing? - "Mom"? Who's "Mom"? 109 00:04:08,226 --> 00:04:10,533 I'm the new kid on the team! 110 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:13,928 - [groans] - This just got real interesting. 111 00:04:13,971 --> 00:04:16,539 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out! 112 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:19,847 This isn't allowed! You're like fifty-five! 113 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:21,022 - At least! - No way, Mister! 114 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:23,111 I'm eleven years old! 115 00:04:23,154 --> 00:04:24,677 I wanna see some ID! 116 00:04:24,721 --> 00:04:26,288 I don't have ID. 117 00:04:26,331 --> 00:04:27,811 I'm eleven! 118 00:04:27,855 --> 00:04:29,552 That checks out! You're in! 119 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:31,859 What?! Aw! Fine! 120 00:04:31,902 --> 00:04:33,140 It doesn't matter how old you are! 121 00:04:33,164 --> 00:04:35,253 We"re still gonna wipe the floor with you! 122 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:36,864 Okay, Sue-zers, huddle up! 123 00:04:36,907 --> 00:04:39,083 Oh, Mama! Have you come to take us home? 124 00:04:39,127 --> 00:04:41,216 Yup! To home plate! 125 00:04:41,259 --> 00:04:43,827 - Huhwuh? - I'm gonna help y'all win this game! 126 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:45,196 - But isn't that cheating? - [gasps] 127 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:47,178 Aren't you Cricket's girlfriend?? 128 00:04:47,222 --> 00:04:48,614 - Mom! - Right, right! 129 00:04:48,658 --> 00:04:50,312 It's not cheating, it's justice! 130 00:04:50,355 --> 00:04:51,835 Those jerks are too mean 131 00:04:51,879 --> 00:04:53,924 and don't deserve to feel the joy of a win. 132 00:04:53,968 --> 00:04:55,752 - You do! - [kids] Yeah! 133 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,319 Wait, what about Community Sue? 134 00:04:57,362 --> 00:04:59,974 Those kids took everything from me. 135 00:05:00,017 --> 00:05:01,627 Do what you must. 136 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:03,847 Old Green, you're in. Benny, you're out. 137 00:05:03,891 --> 00:05:05,240 This is buwwhonky! 138 00:05:05,283 --> 00:05:06,894 I'm the backbone of this team! 139 00:05:06,937 --> 00:05:07,895 I poured my blood, sweat and tears into this sport! 140 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,853 Ump! We're ready to play! 141 00:05:09,897 --> 00:05:12,073 Time in! Let's play ball! 142 00:05:13,901 --> 00:05:15,946 Let's see what you got, kid. 143 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:17,252 Hope I still got it. 144 00:05:18,949 --> 00:05:20,342 [grunts] 145 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:21,691 [yells] 146 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,780 Stee-rike! 147 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,000 - [all] Wow! Whoa! - What?! 148 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:28,916 Oh, yeah. Still got it. 149 00:05:30,656 --> 00:05:32,571 - [grunts] - Whoa! 150 00:05:33,703 --> 00:05:35,183 - Huh? - [grunts] 151 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:36,967 Ah, whoop! 152 00:05:39,578 --> 00:05:40,666 [cheering] 153 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:42,146 - [groans] - [grunts] 154 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:44,540 Whoa! 155 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:47,586 - [cheers] - Make way! Mama's getting her steps in! 156 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:49,371 In a wild turn of events, 157 00:05:49,414 --> 00:05:51,721 the Sue-zers and Elites are officially tied! 158 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:55,943 Ooh, you better kiss that ball goodbye, Skyler! 159 00:05:55,986 --> 00:05:57,901 I'll make you eat those words! 160 00:05:57,945 --> 00:06:00,382 Hi... Yah! 161 00:06:01,296 --> 00:06:02,906 I should have said goodbye. 162 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:05,909 Hey-oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 163 00:06:05,953 --> 00:06:07,345 [all[ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 164 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:09,565 Oh, boy, Nancy's gone beast-mode. 165 00:06:09,608 --> 00:06:11,784 I can finally respect her. 166 00:06:11,828 --> 00:06:14,962 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh, hey! Did you drop something? 167 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:16,441 What? I didn't drop anything. 168 00:06:16,485 --> 00:06:18,313 These hands are incapable of dropping- 169 00:06:18,356 --> 00:06:19,618 [gasps] 170 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:20,793 That's my thing! 171 00:06:20,837 --> 00:06:22,752 Sue-zers! Shame circle! 172 00:06:22,795 --> 00:06:25,842 - [kids chant] Loser! Loser! - This one's also my thing! 173 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,888 How's that for a taste of your own medicine? 174 00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:31,761 After a rough start, the Sue-zers have taken a huge lead, 175 00:06:31,804 --> 00:06:34,807 thanks to Nancy "definitely an eleven-year-old" Green! 176 00:06:34,851 --> 00:06:36,940 Now, let's see if the Elites can bring it back! 177 00:06:36,984 --> 00:06:40,857 You guys are making me look like a fool out there! 178 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,206 Sorry Coach, 179 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,034 that Nancy kid's just too good! 180 00:06:44,078 --> 00:06:46,732 Ha! Just a few more outs and the game's over! 181 00:06:46,776 --> 00:06:48,909 [Kiki] Heck yeah, Nancy! Let's go! 182 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:50,649 Time to take out the trash! 183 00:06:50,693 --> 00:06:52,869 - Huh? - Yeah, flush those turds! 184 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,349 Devour their hearts! 185 00:06:54,392 --> 00:06:55,872 Trample their souls! 186 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,614 Whoa! Hey now! Let's take it easy. 187 00:06:58,657 --> 00:07:01,138 Oh, yeah! We gonna win! You gonna lose! 188 00:07:01,182 --> 00:07:02,574 Get him! 189 00:07:02,618 --> 00:07:04,315 No one's coming to your birthday party. 190 00:07:04,359 --> 00:07:06,535 Aw, that's not true! How do you know? 191 00:07:06,578 --> 00:07:08,929 - They told me. - [cries] 192 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:11,888 Huh, the Sue-zers are getting really into the game. 193 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,977 Ugh, whatever. We're taking this win. 194 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:16,284 Man, this team is mean. I wanna go home. 195 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:19,635 I never wanna play organized sports again! 196 00:07:19,678 --> 00:07:21,463 Oh, this is my fault! 197 00:07:21,506 --> 00:07:23,552 By teaching my team how to be good at sports, 198 00:07:23,595 --> 00:07:26,947 I also taught them how to be bad at sports... manship! 199 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,122 I gotta fix this! 200 00:07:28,165 --> 00:07:29,950 Sue-zers! Listen up! 201 00:07:30,994 --> 00:07:33,388 [Nancy] This has to stop... right now. 202 00:07:33,431 --> 00:07:36,913 [Gabriella] What? But we're crushing them! Why would we stop? 203 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,829 [Cricket] Yeah! I thought you said this was justice! 204 00:07:39,872 --> 00:07:42,353 [Nancy] It was! But we took it too far! 205 00:07:42,397 --> 00:07:44,138 Just look at yourselves. 206 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:46,923 We've become the monsters we sought to destroy! 207 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,881 I wanted to teach the other team a lesson, 208 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:51,275 but I never thought about the lesson it'd teach you. 209 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:52,973 We gotta make this right! 210 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:55,366 [Sue] Spoken like a good sport! 211 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:56,822 [Benny] Does this mean you're gonna sit out 212 00:07:56,846 --> 00:07:58,021 and let me play? 213 00:07:58,065 --> 00:07:59,153 [all] No! 214 00:07:59,196 --> 00:08:00,719 Come on! 215 00:08:01,329 --> 00:08:03,896 [Nancy] The only way to settle this is by throwing the game! 216 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:06,029 And we gotta do it without them knowing. 217 00:08:06,073 --> 00:08:08,205 Winning by cheating isn't winning. 218 00:08:08,249 --> 00:08:10,077 Now, who's ready to lose? 219 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:12,229 [Cricket and Gabriella] We are! 220 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:13,645 [all] Yeah! 221 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,822 What's happening? 222 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:18,999 Hm. This would never happen in football. 223 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:20,087 All right, team! 224 00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:22,828 Let's lose this thing! 225 00:08:22,872 --> 00:08:23,960 Batter up! 226 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,485 [whimpers] End this, please. 227 00:08:27,529 --> 00:08:29,835 Heh. Today's your lucky day! 228 00:08:30,706 --> 00:08:31,707 Huh? 229 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:34,753 What are you waiting for? Run! Run! Run! 230 00:08:34,797 --> 00:08:36,799 Quick! Someone throw me the ball! 231 00:08:36,842 --> 00:08:38,322 Oh, well. Good luck! 232 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:41,238 I got it! I got it! Oh, ow! [grunts] 233 00:08:41,282 --> 00:08:43,806 - Oh, I have tripped. Ah. - [runner panting] 234 00:08:43,849 --> 00:08:45,677 Whoa! He's going for it! 235 00:08:45,721 --> 00:08:47,766 And he's driving the other runners home, too! 236 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:49,246 - Keep going! - You can do it! 237 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:51,248 I mean, "Oh, no!" 238 00:08:51,292 --> 00:08:53,685 I'll cover third! Cricket, get the ball! 239 00:08:53,729 --> 00:08:55,818 On it! Here I come! 240 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,167 Whoa! Oof! 241 00:08:57,211 --> 00:08:59,648 Attaboy, Cricket! Way to sell it! 242 00:09:00,562 --> 00:09:01,824 Safe! 243 00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:02,931 - [kids cheer] - -All right! 244 00:09:02,955 --> 00:09:04,696 Ha ha! Now we're talkin'! 245 00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:09,005 I got it, I got it! 246 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,225 Whoops! How embarrassing! 247 00:09:11,268 --> 00:09:13,053 [grunts] 248 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:14,880 Safe! 249 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,858 [umpire] It's the bottom of the ninth, 250 00:09:16,882 --> 00:09:18,580 and the score is all tied up! 251 00:09:18,623 --> 00:09:22,497 Next run wins so let's play ball! 252 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,499 [cheering] 253 00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:26,022 All right, Nancy, you heard the ump. 254 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,111 Time to go all out. 255 00:09:28,155 --> 00:09:30,592 [hard grunt] 256 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,466 [gasp] 257 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:39,905 It's gonna make it! It's gonna make it! Huh? Benny?! 258 00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:42,038 My talents have been ignored for too long! 259 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,561 I'm ending this charade! 260 00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:45,563 Justice! 261 00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:47,913 [screams] 262 00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:49,872 Ha ha ha ha ha! What?! 263 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:53,005 - [screaming] - [both grunt] 264 00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:55,660 Home run! Elites win! 265 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:57,184 [cheering] 266 00:09:57,227 --> 00:09:59,316 And the Sue-zers lose! 267 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,536 [cheering] 268 00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:03,103 The perfect name. 269 00:10:03,494 --> 00:10:05,583 Sorry that we had to lose. 270 00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:08,369 It's okay, Mama, I'd rather be a loser than a cheater. 271 00:10:08,412 --> 00:10:10,458 Assuming that winning is off the table! 272 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:13,722 Hey, losers! Nice choke job! 273 00:10:13,765 --> 00:10:16,812 [laughs] Come on, kids! We're gettin' wings! 274 00:10:16,855 --> 00:10:18,988 Hey, Sue-Zers! Good game! 275 00:10:20,946 --> 00:10:23,993 Well, gang, we may have lost the game, 276 00:10:24,036 --> 00:10:27,910 but I have a feeling this is gonna be a good season. 277 00:10:27,953 --> 00:10:28,954 [all] Yeah! 278 00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:33,350 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes 279 00:10:34,351 --> 00:10:37,528 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪ 280 00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:40,227 ♪ I fell out a big old tree 281 00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:43,926 ♪ Hit every branch and Scraped up both my knees ♪ 282 00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:47,625 ♪ I got chased by dogs Licked by a frog ♪ 283 00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:50,672 ♪ Got a rash on my legs Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 284 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:54,066 ♪ I got splinters In seven of ten ♪ 285 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,679 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪