1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,208 -Yeah! Chimney's all clear! -[clucks] 2 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:06,667 No obstructions for Santa! 3 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:08,166 [Bill] Cricket! Get out of the chimney! 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,583 Merry Christmas, Dad! 5 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:11,000 Perfect. 6 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:12,625 Oh, hello, Cricket! 7 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,333 And how are you on this fine Christmas Eve mornin'? 8 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:17,417 Oh, you know, just losin' my gosh dang mind 9 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,041 gettin' hyped for tomorrow! 10 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:21,000 Christmas truly is a magical time. 11 00:00:21,083 --> 00:00:23,000 And do you know what the best part of Christmas is? 12 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:25,208 Well, it's hard to put your finger on just one-- 13 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,250 -♪ Ohhh... ♪ -Ah, you're gonna sing this part. 14 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,250 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 15 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,250 ♪ Is the presents that I get ♪ 16 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,041 ♪ Like an action figure robot ♪ 17 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:34,834 ♪ Or a sweet toy jet ♪ 18 00:00:34,917 --> 00:00:37,458 ♪ You can talk about your carols ♪ 19 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,166 ♪ And your Christmas tree ♪ 20 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:41,041 ♪ But the best parts of Christmas ♪ 21 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,583 ♪ Are all the gifts for me ♪ 22 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,834 Or maybe... 23 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 24 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:46,709 ♪ Is when people do good ♪ 25 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:48,458 ♪ And they all spread kindness ♪ 26 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:50,291 ♪ For the sake of brotherhood ♪ 27 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,625 ♪ You can talk about your reindeer ♪ 28 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,542 ♪ And your shelf-bound elf ♪ 29 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,417 ♪ But holidays are best when folks ♪ 30 00:00:56,709 --> 00:00:57,917 ♪ Don't think just of themself ♪ 31 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,083 Well, I think... 32 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:00,250 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 33 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:02,041 ♪ Is my loving family ♪ 34 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:04,125 ♪ When we all gather 'round and trim ♪ 35 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:05,792 ♪ The living room tree ♪ 36 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:07,792 ♪ And the dining table tree ♪ 37 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,709 ♪ And the bedroom tree ♪ 38 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:11,542 ♪ And the basement tree ♪ 39 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:13,625 [whispers] ♪ And the secret tree ♪ 40 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:15,834 -♪ And the bathroom tree too ♪ -Seriously, Dad? 41 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:17,291 ♪ And this year we're all together ♪ 42 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:19,208 ♪ 'Cause your mom is back ♪ 43 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,250 -[all] Whoo-hoo! -Hey, kids, what y'all doin'? 44 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,041 ♪ We're just singin' 'bout Christmas ♪ 45 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,166 [both] ♪ Would you like to add a line? ♪ 46 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,208 How are you doin' this? Did you plan this in advance? 47 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:30,291 ♪ You could sing about eggnog or the ♪ 48 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:32,041 [all] ♪ Smell of winter pine ♪ 49 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:35,542 Well, I didn't prepare lyrics, so let's dance! 50 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:38,125 [music playing] 51 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,750 Wait, where's Gramma? 52 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:41,000 [thunder rumbles] 53 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,917 ♪ The worst part of Christmas ♪ 54 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,250 ♪ Are those three stupid ghosts ♪ 55 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,250 ♪ Who come clanging in the night ♪ 56 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:49,667 ♪ To bang on your bed post ♪ 57 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,542 ♪ They tell you you're a scrooge ♪ 58 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,917 ♪ And a grumpy mean old hag ♪ 59 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,083 ♪ Scram, ya dumb old spirits ♪ 60 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,166 ♪ I don't need to hear you nag ♪ 61 00:01:58,291 --> 00:01:59,500 -[Cricket] What the heck? -Are you all right, Gramma? 62 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:00,875 -Uh, what? -OK. 63 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:02,125 [clears throat] I mean, uh... 64 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,291 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 65 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,166 [both] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 66 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,667 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 67 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:12,291 [all] ♪ From the Greens ♪ 68 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:15,250 Seriously, was there like an email about this? How did you-- 69 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:21,083 [grunts] Yah! 70 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:24,166 Made it from the bedroom to the tree in five seconds flat! 71 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,208 My presents don't stand a chance. 72 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,625 So, what're you up to, Tilly? 73 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:28,959 Just workin' on a tally 74 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,417 of all my good deeds from the year. 75 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,792 I made one for you, too. 76 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,083 And, how we doin'? 77 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:37,750 Um... I'm gonna let Professor Macadamia handle this one. 78 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,959 [as nutcracker] You might be on the naughty list! 79 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:42,208 What?! The naughty list?! Oh, come on! 80 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:44,709 What'd I do that was so bad? [gasps] 81 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,667 [grunting] 82 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,959 -Look out! -[all screaming] 83 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:50,959 Oh, right. 84 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:52,166 I'm doomed. 85 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,542 Don't despair, Cricket, 86 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,208 I believe there's good in you. 87 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:57,375 If you do enough good deeds today, 88 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,417 I'll bet you could still make the nice list! 89 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,500 Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's get to it! 90 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:03,250 Where are you kids goin'? 91 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,959 It's almost time to baste the Christmas ham! 92 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,458 Sorry, Dad, this is too important! 93 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,458 What could be more important than ham? 94 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:11,709 -[door closes] - More bastin' for me! 95 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,583 -[chuckles] - Don't test me. 96 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:15,375 You're not wastin' my baste, are ya? 97 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,333 No, I'd never! 98 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:18,959 So what's the plan today? 99 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,917 Ooh, we're gonna spend the whole day 100 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,291 doin' Christmas activities. 101 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,625 All culminating' tomorrow 102 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:25,917 when I get to give you your presents! 103 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,709 We, uh... didn't know you were gettin' us gifts. 104 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,333 I don't mean to toot my own horn, 105 00:03:30,417 --> 00:03:31,750 but... honk! 106 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:33,041 I think I nailed it. 107 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,792 Can you excuse us for a second? We, um... 108 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:37,583 Have to go to the bathroom together. 109 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,834 Yes. Both of us. 110 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:42,625 Okie dokie, just put the tree back when you're done! 111 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:45,250 I didn't get Bill anything. Did you? 112 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,083 Other than the beautiful gift of life? 113 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:48,542 Yeah, no, I got nothin'. 114 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,667 Oh, I knew I forgot something! 115 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:53,709 Do you think we can get away with not getting him a gift? 116 00:03:53,792 --> 00:03:55,875 You know how clingy he gets during Christmas! 117 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,041 -[knocking] -[Bill] Knock knock! 118 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,166 How you ladies doin' in there? 119 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,583 Want some bathroom cookies? 120 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:03,166 If we wanna preserve his fragile heart, 121 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:06,041 we'll have to work together to get him a gift. 122 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,000 -You in? -Yeah. 123 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,208 Good! Now hold this. 124 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,792 Nature calls. 125 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,917 [Cricket] ♪ I used to think that helpin' folks ♪ 126 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,500 ♪ Was just a waste of time ♪ 127 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:17,917 ♪ Goofin' off and playin' jokes ♪ 128 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,083 ♪ Was really more my line ♪ 129 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:23,083 ♪ But now I see there's value ♪ 130 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:25,125 ♪ In makin' life more pleasant ♪ 131 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:27,083 ♪ The best reward for virtue ♪ 132 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,834 ♪ Is a big fat Santa present ♪ 133 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:30,792 ♪ If it's presents that you want ♪ 134 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,834 ♪ Then it's presents that you need ♪ 135 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:34,542 ♪ Just start bein' helpful ♪ 136 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:36,500 ♪ At a high rate of speed ♪ 137 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,542 ♪ It's the surest way to satisfy ♪ 138 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,208 ♪ Your holiday greed ♪ 139 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:43,834 ♪ I mean-- Good deeds are good indeed ♪ 140 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,083 ♪ When you massage her creaky joints ♪ 141 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,000 ♪ You're really rackin' up the points ♪ 142 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,917 ♪ When you see litter throw it out ♪ 143 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,917 ♪ And you'll be on that Santa route ♪ 144 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,041 ♪ Feed a mangy dog and pet it ♪ 145 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,709 ♪ You'll build up that Santa credit ♪ 146 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,542 [Tilly] ♪ Lend a cold fellow a sweater ♪ 147 00:04:57,625 --> 00:04:59,458 ♪ Bet my gifts will get much better ♪ 148 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,125 ♪ Help this loser change a tire ♪ 149 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:03,208 ♪ Watch my pile of gifts grow higher ♪ 150 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:05,166 ♪ Help avert a big disaster ♪ 151 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,583 ♪ Get an awesome foam dart blaster ♪ 152 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:12,583 ♪ When there's cold and hungry people out there you can help feed ♪ 153 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:16,000 ♪ Or when someone takes a tumble and is starting to bleed ♪ 154 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:20,041 ♪ It's a golden opportunity for loot, guaranteed ♪ 155 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:24,041 ♪ Yes, good deeds are good indeed ♪ 156 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:28,375 ♪ Good deeds are good indeed ♪ 157 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,208 [panting] 158 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:31,542 Am I on the nice list yet? 159 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,083 Maybe, but let's keep goin' to make sure. 160 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,917 [muffled] This is taking forever. 161 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,542 Don't feel discouraged, brother. Look! 162 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:41,667 Atop that tree is the Big City Christmas Star. 163 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,041 Let its light guide you 164 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:46,250 on your path to doin' more good deeds. 165 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:49,000 Or... I can plead my case to the man himself! 166 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,375 Cricket, wait! 167 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,458 Listen, I'll just have a chat with the big red guy, 168 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:53,875 and everything will be fixed. 169 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,000 Oof! Huh? 170 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,208 Oh, man, there's a huge line! 171 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,000 Well, you're free to talk to Santa, 172 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,166 but I'd rather spend my time doin' nice things for folks. 173 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,542 Like that man over there. 174 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,458 Oh, I don't think a little guy like me 175 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:07,500 can handle all this by myself! 176 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:10,166 It's slipping! 177 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,583 You're welcome to join! 178 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:13,500 Sorry, Tilly. I'll catch up with you later. 179 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:14,583 -[crash] -[man] Oh, boy, everything's falling! 180 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,375 Falling everywhere! 181 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,750 I can help you with those. 182 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:21,250 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! I have a Christmas emergency! 183 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:23,834 Hmm? Oh, no, please not here. 184 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,917 [gasps] Gloria? Is that you? 185 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,208 Hello, Cricket. How can I help you? 186 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:31,542 This is perfect! 187 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,125 I need someone on the inside 188 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,166 to sneak me to the front of the line to see Santa! 189 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,917 No. It's not fair to the other kids. 190 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,750 Now go wait in line like a good boy. 191 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:41,000 [gasps] Oh, hey, is that Kevin I see over there? 192 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,917 -That boy you really like? -What? Kevin's here? 193 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,417 Oh, yeah, I just saw him go right over there. 194 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,500 Just keep goin'. 195 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:48,959 -[grunts] -Hey! 196 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,250 -[elf] Next! -[sighs] 197 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:52,291 Have a Merry Christmas, little one! 198 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:53,583 -[grunts] -[groans] 199 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:55,250 Hi, Santa, big fan, but I gotta hear it 200 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,750 straight from the reindeer's mouth. 201 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,959 Am I, or am I not on the nice list? 202 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:01,166 Well, have you been a good boy this year? 203 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,166 I think so! But my sister made this list... 204 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,542 Let's take a look here. Hmm... 205 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:09,166 Jeez, kid, did you do all of this? 206 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,333 Uh... do any of us really do anything? 207 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:16,792 Santa, I've been waiting for so long and that boy cutted in line! 208 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,959 Oh, cry me a river. Now back to that list... 209 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,375 Hey! You're not supposed to be up there! 210 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,542 Security! 211 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,333 Hmm? [roars] 212 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,166 Wuh-oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait! 213 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,417 I still gotta talk to Santa! 214 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,417 [grunting] 215 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,333 [grunts] 216 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:32,875 -Ha! Aah! -[grunts] 217 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:34,625 Santa, I promise you, 218 00:07:34,709 --> 00:07:36,166 nothin' on that list is as bad as it looks! 219 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,000 Whoa! [groans] 220 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,125 Aah! 221 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,125 Please, I can explain everything! 222 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,291 -I had good intentions! -[growls] 223 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:46,125 Look, man, I know this looks bad, but listen, Santa, 224 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,625 I gotta get on that nice list! 225 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:50,333 -Just put me on that list! -[pants rip] 226 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:51,500 Uh... 227 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:52,917 [all gasp] 228 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,208 [growls] 229 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,583 Cricket Green, 230 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,041 you might as well forget about Christmas, 231 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,792 because you're definitely on the naughty list! 232 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,709 No! 233 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,125 Aah! [groans] 234 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:06,291 Merry Christmas 235 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:08,333 and thank you for shopping at Hudkins. 236 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:12,125 Look, Cricket! That nice man I helped got me some hot chocolate. 237 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,041 So how'd it go with Santa? 238 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:15,875 [grunts] It was a disaster! 239 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:18,041 There's no way I'm gettin' on the nice list now! 240 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:19,875 And that means no presents. 241 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:21,000 [groans] 242 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,417 Oh, come now, Cricket, 243 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,208 I still believe there's some good in you. 244 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,667 You just gotta keep tryin'. 245 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,959 Cricket? Cricket! 246 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,083 [Nancy] Well, we may not have gotten Bill a gift, 247 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,834 but there's still time to make him a gift! 248 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:36,667 Good thinkin'! But it's gotta be awesome, thoughtful, and personal. 249 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,375 Right! Let's get started! 250 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:46,208 Finished! Oh, man, Bill is gonna love his... 251 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:48,834 personalized statue? 252 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:51,041 -It's bad! -So bad! 253 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:54,208 We can't give Bill this abomination! It's hideous! 254 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,917 We've got no choice. We have to go to the store. 255 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,709 If we're quick, maybe he won't notice. 256 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,208 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 257 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,250 I'm an old woman, don't rush me! 258 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,333 There you are! Where ya goin'? 259 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,709 Uh... caroling? 260 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,959 [gasps] I'll come with you! Let me grab my coat! 261 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,000 Real smooth. 262 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,333 Cricket! 263 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,125 Cricket! [sighs] There you are! 264 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:17,250 I know this looks bad. You're on the naughty list. 265 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,959 But I believe that you can st-- 266 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:21,500 Oh, forget it, Tilly! Christmas is over. 267 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,000 I'm not gettin' any presents 268 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:25,333 and I'm gonna freeze in this park. 269 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:27,917 I could do good deeds from now until morning 270 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,709 and I still wouldn't get presents. 271 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:31,792 Nothing I do matters. 272 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,667 Nothing I do matters. 273 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:37,583 What are you talkin' about, Cricket? 274 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:38,917 It always matters! 275 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,375 [chuckles] Oh, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly. 276 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,208 Allow me to explain. 277 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,834 ♪ I tried my best at helpin' folks ♪ 278 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:48,083 ♪ But I've run out of time ♪ 279 00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:50,834 ♪ My nice list hopes gone up in smoke ♪ 280 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,917 -♪ As bells of judgement chime ♪ -[bell chimes] 281 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,333 ♪ I see now that I'm doomed ♪ 282 00:09:55,417 --> 00:09:57,709 ♪ My gift-wrapped ship has sank ♪ 283 00:09:57,792 --> 00:10:02,625 ♪ So I shall resume my Christmas pranks ♪ 284 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:07,041 [evil laughter] 285 00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,083 -♪ I'll trip up this dip ♪ -[groans] 286 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,709 -♪ I'll make this guy slide ♪ -Whoa! [groans] 287 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:13,709 ♪ Don't bother me 'cause I'm fresh outta pride ♪ 288 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:17,250 ♪ I'll hand out free candy, bestow loads of cocoa ♪ 289 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:20,750 ♪ You'll wonder out loud how could I stoop so low ♪ 290 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,250 -♪ It's a simple fact ♪ -Whoa! 291 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,792 ♪ A secret I'll spill ♪ 292 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:27,959 ♪ If I can't have Christmas ♪ 293 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,959 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 294 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,208 ♪ I'll throw all my snowballs with impunity ♪ 295 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:38,542 ♪ Advance avalanches on the community ♪ 296 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:42,166 ♪ Revise advertisements and make folks obey them ♪ 297 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,917 ♪ This season's colors are mischief and mayhem ♪ 298 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,583 ♪ Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts ♪ 299 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,834 ♪ Snowmen I stabbed in their tinsel-string guts ♪ 300 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:55,417 ♪ Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout ♪ 301 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,625 ♪ If you don't get it yet then let me spell it out ♪ 302 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,875 ♪ Being nice is a bore but naughty's a thrill ♪ 303 00:11:01,959 --> 00:11:05,875 ♪ If I can't have Christmas ♪ 304 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:09,291 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 305 00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:12,625 ♪ Nobody will ♪ 306 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,583 ♪ Nobody will! ♪ 307 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,375 [evil laughter] 308 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,500 [gasps] 309 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,667 [laughter continues] 310 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:23,583 [all inhale] 311 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,166 ♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum doo ♪ 312 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,583 ♪ Christmas is here ♪ 313 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:32,333 We're running out of time, Nancy, the stores will be closing soon! 314 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:35,125 ♪ Hum diddy dum dum dum dum doo ♪ 315 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,000 Let's sneak out during his solo. 316 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,875 He can't hit the high notes without closing his eyes. 317 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,000 Mm. 318 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,709 ♪ It's my favorite time ♪ 319 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:46,375 [off-pitch] ♪ Of year! ♪ 320 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,250 What's all that noise? It sounds like a strangled-- 321 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,583 Oh, it's Mr. Green! 322 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:51,959 Take it away, family! 323 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,125 [panting] Ma? Nance? 324 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,959 Huh? But they were just... 325 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:59,709 Brava! Brava! Mwah! Magnifico! 326 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,208 [both panting] 327 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,500 Oh. 328 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:05,208 Oh! Everything's closed! 329 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,875 What kind of stores close on Christmas Eve?! 330 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,709 There! An open sign! 331 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:10,875 [Nancy] Score! 332 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:13,125 [both] Huh? Closed?! 333 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,125 -Let us in! -Please! 334 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,583 Come on, man. I can get you anything! 335 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,667 Gold? Diamonds? 336 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,500 I've got a guy, just say the word! 337 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,375 No! 338 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,000 [chuckles] 339 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,542 Cricket, enough! 340 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,375 Aren't you done with all this mischief yet? 341 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,709 Done? I'm just gettin' started! 342 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,041 I've got a plan that's gonna top everything I've done so far! 343 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,667 What are ya thinkin'? 344 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,959 I'm gonna replace the Big City Christmas Star... 345 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,667 with a Christmas moon! 346 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,667 Oh, that doesn't sound so bad. 347 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,875 A little unconventional I suppose, but-- 348 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,458 I'm talkin' about my butt! 349 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:48,917 I'm gonna moon Big City! [evil laughter] 350 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,458 -Oh, enough! -Hmm? Aah! 351 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,333 I can't let you do this, Cricket Green! 352 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:55,375 I know there's still some good left in you! 353 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,083 [grunting] 354 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:59,458 -Ugh! Gross! -[laughs] 355 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,542 I'm gonna show them my butt! 356 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:02,625 No! Stop! 357 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:05,375 -Outta the way! -[gasps] 358 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,208 [grunting] 359 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:09,959 [evil laughter] 360 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:12,208 You ain't the star no more! 361 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,917 -Huh? Tilly? -Cricket, please stop! 362 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,500 This'll be the worst thing you've ever done! 363 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,750 I know! That's why it's perfect! 364 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,417 Now give me the star! 365 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,458 No! No, I won't let you! 366 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,667 Give it to me, Tilly! Come on! 367 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,875 I won't let you ruin Christmas! 368 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,625 -Aah! -Whoa! 369 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,917 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 370 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,166 Aah! [grunts] 371 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,500 Oh. Well, that wasn't so bad. 372 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,000 Aah! 373 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,875 Great ice skating, family! Hmm? 374 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,709 Oh, Tannenbaums. 375 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,250 Evasive maneuvers! 376 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,125 [groans] Cricket? 377 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,417 [angry shouting] 378 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,750 Maria Media here with Channel 11 News, 379 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,542 reporting from the collapsed corpse 380 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,583 of our city's beloved Christmas tree. 381 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,375 How does it feel to ruin Christmas? 382 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,875 I ruined Christmas? 383 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,083 There you have it, folks, a confession! 384 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,083 And joining us now is yuletide expert Santa Claus, 385 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,041 straight from Hudkins Department Store. 386 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,750 Hi, Maria! Love the show! 387 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,000 Santa, you've checked your list, you've checked it twice. 388 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,000 Is this girl naughty or nice? 389 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,166 Oh, she's on the naughty list for sure! 390 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,250 I'm on the naughty list? 391 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,125 Hold that face, we have to cut to commercial! 392 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,458 -And we're back. -[shivering] 393 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,792 [gasps] 394 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,875 I didn't mean to! 395 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:29,083 There must be a way to fix this. 396 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,542 No, there isn't! 397 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,458 Selfish little girl, you're on the naughty list 398 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,041 and you've ruined Christmas. 399 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,333 Do you have anything you want to say 400 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,417 to the people of Big City? 401 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,083 I... I, uh... 402 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,709 Whoo-hoo! That was crazy! 403 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,000 Come on, Tilly, let's go! 404 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,250 Hey, get back here! 405 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,875 And in other news, it's snowing. 406 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,000 Come on, over here! 407 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,959 [panting] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 408 00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,458 Oh, man, that went better than I could've possibly hoped! 409 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,125 Welcome to the naughty list, Tilly! 410 00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,250 Tilly? 411 00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:58,417 ♪ All year I was kind ♪ 412 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,041 ♪ All year I was good ♪ 413 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,333 ♪ Like a nice kid ♪ 414 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,667 ♪ I did what I should ♪ 415 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:11,166 ♪ But now it's all ruined and Christmas is busted ♪ 416 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:16,041 ♪ All because of the brother I trusted ♪ 417 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,625 Ah, don't worry about it, Tilly. 418 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,417 Bein' on the naughty list is great! 419 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:24,333 ♪ I've been on the nice list every single year ♪ 420 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:27,083 ♪ Not for toys or for presents ♪ 421 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,792 ♪ Just simple Christmas cheer ♪ 422 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,375 ♪ It's not about presents ♪ 423 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,125 ♪ It's about bein' kind ♪ 424 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:40,458 ♪ Something you wouldn't get in your evil mind ♪ 425 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:43,542 ♪ I guess this was my fault ♪ 426 00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,709 ♪ Thinkin' there was hope for you ♪ 427 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,959 ♪ But now I see clearly ♪ 428 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:53,500 ♪ That was never true ♪ 429 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,291 Wait, Tilly! Come back! 430 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,709 [sighs] 431 00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,291 OK! 432 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,792 So my family abandons me on Christmas Eve! 433 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:04,208 Well, that ain't gonna stop me from having a Bill old time! 434 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,417 With no one else around, 435 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,333 it just means more eggnog for me! 436 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,125 And I'm going to enjoy 437 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,291 the highest form of television there is! 438 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,875 A Christmas special. 439 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,000 [slurps] 440 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,250 Wow! I did it! 441 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,041 I saved Christmas! 442 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,917 But I couldn't have done it without my family. 443 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,583 It's so great being together! [giggles] 444 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,667 Hmm. Gosh darn it, these little candy canes aren't helpin'. 445 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,166 I just can't enjoy Christmas without my family here! 446 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,250 -Oh, yummy! -[giggles] 447 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,000 [man] This is an important weather alert. 448 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,083 Big City is currently under a blizzard warning. 449 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,458 [gasps] Ma! Nancy! The kids! 450 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,458 They're in trouble! [glugging] 451 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,583 Don't worry! Bill's on the way! 452 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,125 There's just no way we can give Bill 453 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,625 a Christmas present, Alice. 454 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:45,917 It's time to throw in the towel! 455 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,041 Never! 456 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,709 We can barely see out here! 457 00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,125 I can see just fine! 458 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,208 Stop being difficult. 459 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,583 We'll just have to tell Bill we didn't get him a present. 460 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,959 No way! I ain't livin' with that guilt! 461 00:16:57,041 --> 00:17:00,250 I'd rather freeze to death with my son's ex-wife on Christmas Eve! 462 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,917 Huh? 463 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,500 Oh, I take it back! 464 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,667 I'm not ready to go into the light! 465 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,041 There you are! Get in! 466 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,333 -We gotta find the kids! -[both] The kids?! 467 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,875 They never came back to the house. 468 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,041 They must be out in this blizzard! 469 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,208 Well, what're you waiting for?! 470 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,250 Drive! Drive! Drive! 471 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,333 [grunting] 472 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:22,583 [groans] 473 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,375 ♪ What's Tilly's problem? ♪ 474 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,917 ♪ She's such an oddball ♪ 475 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,125 ♪ A Christmas without presents ♪ 476 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,125 ♪ Is no Christmas at all ♪ 477 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:37,709 Or that's what I've always thought at least. 478 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,709 Was I wrong in my thinking? 479 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,959 No, no, I'm sure I was right. 480 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:45,417 ♪ So then why's my heart sinking? ♪ 481 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,667 ♪ Sure, feelings got hurt ♪ 482 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:51,000 ♪ And the tree took a dunk ♪ 483 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,417 ♪ But it's all Santa's fault ♪ 484 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,792 ♪ Him and his holiday bunk ♪ 485 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,291 ♪ If he'd just given me ♪ 486 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,875 ♪ The presents I craved ♪ 487 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,375 ♪ I never would have acted ♪ 488 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:04,000 ♪ The way I behaved ♪ 489 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,125 No, that's wrong, isn't it? 490 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:09,500 Can I really blame someone else for me bein' bad? ♪ 491 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,083 I caused property damage, 492 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,417 and I made my sister sad. 493 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,583 ♪ I drove her away ♪ 494 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:19,542 ♪ I was self-centered and mean ♪ 495 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,208 ♪ Another dark tally ♪ 496 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,709 ♪ For your list, Cricket Green ♪ 497 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,417 ♪ Oh, the worst part of Christmas ♪ 498 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,625 ♪ Is all the stuff I can't undo ♪ 499 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,792 ♪ I didn't get what I wanted ♪ 500 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:36,333 ♪ And what I had I lost too ♪ 501 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,417 ♪ If anyone's listening ♪ 502 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,959 ♪ I could really use a hand ♪ 503 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,208 ♪ Nothing that happened today ♪ 504 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:46,792 ♪ Went how I planned ♪ 505 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,333 Why the long face, Cricket? 506 00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:51,625 Oh, you again. You look different. 507 00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:54,166 Are you here to remind me how naughty I am? 508 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,959 Hmm. Well, I-- 509 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:58,125 Save your breath. I know where I stand. 510 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,667 I just thought that if I wasn't gettin' any presents, 511 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,083 then I was free to do whatever I wanted! 512 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:06,250 But now I've messed everything up-- for me and for Tilly! 513 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,208 Hmm, I see. 514 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,125 Christmas isn't always happy for everyone. 515 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,417 And I knew you were having a hard time, 516 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,750 which is why I got you a gift. 517 00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:18,208 A... a gift? 518 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,333 [Santa] This isn't just any gift. 519 00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:22,500 This is a magical gift. 520 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,458 It can be anything you'd like. 521 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,458 It can be a new bike, a toy tank... 522 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,166 heck, a real tank! 523 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:33,792 Anything you want for Christmas, you'll find inside. 524 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,166 Thanks, Santa, 525 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,500 but the only thing I want for Christmas 526 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,917 doesn't come in a box. 527 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,709 All I want is for Tilly 528 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,333 to be put back on the nice list. 529 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,875 Hmm, interesting. 530 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:48,083 If that's what you want, Cricket, I'll see what I can do. 531 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,917 Oh! And Santa, can I also ask to be at home 532 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,250 and out of this blizzard? 533 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,792 Ho ho ho! 534 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,333 That sure does sound nice! 535 00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,750 Santa? 536 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:03,750 Why, that no good stinkin' elf left me alone in a blizzard! 537 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:04,917 If I ever see him again, I'll-- 538 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,041 -[vehicle approaching] -Hmm? 539 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:07,250 [both] Cricket! 540 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,458 Oh, thank goodness we found you! 541 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,709 Mom! Dad! 542 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,041 Oh, man, you guys won't believe 543 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,792 what just happened to me! I-- 544 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,500 Oh. Hey, Tilly. 545 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,917 [sighs] 546 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,375 Ooo-wee! Christmas is just around the corner! 547 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,667 Who's excited?! 548 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,959 Ah, I see. 549 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,500 Y'all must be savin' your enthusiasm 550 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:30,959 for Christmas mornin'! 551 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,208 Well, it won't be too long! 552 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,417 [sighs] 553 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,625 [gasps] 554 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,959 Habababababa... 555 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,667 Tilly! Tilly! Oh, my gosh, get up! You gotta see this! 556 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,458 -Look, look, look, look! -Cricket, what is it? 557 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,375 -[gasps] -It's a Christmas miracle! 558 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,875 Wait, I don't get it. 559 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,875 Why would Santa leave me presents? 560 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,417 I ruined Christmas. 561 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,834 Well, Santa gave me one Christmas wish, 562 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,834 so I wished for you to be on the nice list. 563 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:05,083 Cricket, you did that for me? 564 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,750 I knew there was good in you, brother. 565 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,166 Merry Christmas! 566 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,291 Don't move, don't move! 567 00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,250 That's perfect for the first Christmas photo! 568 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,500 -Blaaah! -[laughs] 569 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,667 Ma, Nancy! Merry Christmas! 570 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,750 -Oh, Merry Christmas, Bill. -Merry Christmas. 571 00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:23,333 Op, op, op! I don't wanna hear a word until after we exchange presents! 572 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,959 Now, Bill, we've got something to tell you... 573 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,959 We didn't get you anything. 574 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,041 What in the world are you talkin' about? 575 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,458 What would you call that?! 576 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,709 [both scream] 577 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,333 I know! It's perfect! 578 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,083 And that's not all, we're gonna do 579 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,333 every Christmas thing you wanna do today. 580 00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,709 Right, Alice? 581 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,125 [sighs] Yup. 582 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,709 Merry Christmas, Billy Boy. 583 00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:47,125 -Yippee! Say "tinsel"! -[camera shutter clicks] 584 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,291 Cricket! You're not gonna believe this! 585 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,041 This present's got your name on it! 586 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,667 What?! Are you pullin' my leg?! 587 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,083 See for yourself! 588 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,542 No kidding. 589 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,458 I must not be the only one 590 00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:59,125 who sees the good in you, brother. 591 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,333 Uh-oh. I think a song is comin' on! 592 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,166 -♪ Oh... ♪ -Oh, it's that time again, huh? 593 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,625 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 594 00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,125 ♪ It ain't the gifts you get ♪ 595 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,208 ♪ It's not the model rocket ♪ 596 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,125 ♪ Or the robot pet ♪ 597 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,208 ♪ It's not the things you give ♪ 598 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,959 ♪ Even though that's what you'd think ♪ 599 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,000 ♪ And it's not when giant Christmas trees ♪ 600 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,667 ♪ Destroy the whole ice rink ♪ 601 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,583 -Wait, what? -Uh, nothing. Keep going! 602 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,250 ♪ It's not the basted ham ♪ 603 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,083 ♪ With gravy and the trimmings ♪ 604 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,041 ♪ It's kinda like what I said ♪ 605 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,166 ♪ In the song at the beginning ♪ 606 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,166 ♪ The best part of Christmas ♪ 607 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,875 ♪ It ain't the candy canes ♪ 608 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,792 ♪ Or drawin' little pictures ♪ 609 00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,709 ♪ In the frosted window panes ♪ 610 00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:40,709 ♪ Or decorating cookies with the sprinkles and the frosting ♪ 611 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,375 ♪ It ain't the stupid ghosts ♪ 612 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,291 ♪ And it sure ain't all the shopping ♪ 613 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,083 ♪ It's not meeting Santa ♪ 614 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,041 ♪ At his workshop at the mall ♪ 615 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:51,166 ♪ It's when we wish each other ♪ 616 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,250 [all] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 617 00:22:54,333 --> 00:23:00,250 ♪ One and all! ♪ 618 00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:04,291 [Cricket] Merry Christmas! 619 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:08,166 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 620 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:11,500 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪ 621 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,333 ♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪ 622 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:17,959 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 623 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,000 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 624 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,250 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 625 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,834 ♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪ 626 00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:25,667 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 627 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:28,500 ♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪ 628 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:31,375 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪