1 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,599 One, two, three, four ♪ 2 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:19,228 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 3 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,400 La, la, la, la, la ♪ 4 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,076 Order of quiet, 5 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,370 and I said, "No. No." 6 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,746 Uh-huh. Great story, son. 7 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,959 New neighbor? Oh, oh, oh. Ooh! 8 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,252 Hey, neighbor. You need a hand? 9 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,545 Are you gonna rob me? 10 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,046 Rob you? No, I'd never-- 11 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,464 No, no, Rob's my uncle's name. 12 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,174 Nice guy. 13 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,717 He's the kind of fella who'd be nice enough 14 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,053 to help a stranger out. 15 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,180 Oh. That was a joke. 16 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,349 And you're actually asking for my help. 17 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:01,353 In that case, it'd be my pleasure to Rob you. 18 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,521 I'm not a criminal. 19 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,147 That remains to be seen. 20 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,691 I'm Doug Perkins and I like your pants. 21 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,067 Bill Green. And--what? 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,610 They're covered in stains. 23 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,529 I don't get the stigma with stains. 24 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,864 We pay extra for stained wood, why not stained pants? 25 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,449 Ha! Doug Perkins, 26 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,118 you must be some kind of comedian. 27 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,828 Uh, what just happened? 28 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:20,205 I think your dad's making a friend. 29 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,416 Wow. Is this your place? 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,209 Whoa, wait a second. 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,004 Doug Perkins, do you like fishing? 32 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,255 No, I don't. 33 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,798 I love it! 34 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,342 - Ah! - Bill, are you okay? 35 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,554 That is the funniest flip-flapping joke 36 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,264 I have ever heard. 37 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,349 You're pretty funny yourself, Bill Green. 38 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,393 Well, it was very nice to meet you. 39 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,228 Huh? Fishing Buddies Fishing Competition? 40 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,105 Oh, yeah. 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,606 Me and my fishing buddy were gonna go together, 42 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,692 but he backed out at the last minute. 43 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,445 What? But the most important quality in a fishing buddy is 44 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,155 - dependability. - Dependability. 45 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,240 I agree. But what's a lone fisherman to do? 46 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,992 Well, nice to meet you, Bill. 47 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:59,494 I wonder if we'll ever see each other again. 48 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:02,539 Nice to meet you too, Doug Perkins. 49 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,249 Nice to meet you, too. 50 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,294 This place is fantastic! 51 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,755 Just think, if our dryer hadn't conked out, 52 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,299 we never would've experienced such majesty. 53 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,217 Hmm, what's this? 54 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,678 My sock is missing its companion. 55 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,097 Did you say something? Sorry, Tilly. 56 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,974 I'm listening to my True Crime podcast 57 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,726 about conspiracies. 58 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,187 There's always a reason for everything. 59 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,730 Always. 60 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,023 I see. 61 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,941 It was a typical Saturday. 62 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,194 Girl and her grandma visit the laundromat. 63 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,779 We've all heard it before. 64 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:34,946 But when a sock goes missing, 65 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,948 it opens up new questions, 66 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,785 questions about strangers sitting next to us, 67 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,204 paying to wash their secrets away. 68 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:45,499 Strangers with an unfathomable darkness within, 69 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:49,294 a darkness, a secret leading back to one question. 70 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,962 Who took my sock? 71 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,589 And then Doug Perkins says, 72 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,425 "I don't like fishing, I love fishing!" Ha! 73 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,803 Hmm, that guy's a real hoot. 74 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,554 I wish I could be his fishing buddy. 75 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,932 You're dependable. You should just ask him. 76 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,560 Pfft, yeah, if I wanted to get rejected. 77 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,937 What? 78 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,980 Mom's right, Dad. Asking works. 79 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,941 I asked Remy to help me launch a chicken into space. 80 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,192 And look at us now. 81 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,652 You should be direct. 82 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,278 Hmm, you're right, Cricket. 83 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,239 I need to prove how dependable I am 84 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,866 so Doug Perkins will ask me to be his fishing buddy. 85 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,284 I did not say that. 86 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,662 - I'mma do it. - Okay. 87 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,747 - Doug Perkins. - Bill Green. 88 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,624 I was just fixing something around the house 89 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,835 and I thought I'd be a dependable neighbor 90 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,920 and see if there's something I can fix for you. 91 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,755 As a matter of fact, there is. 92 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,507 You really saved my behind, Bill Green. 93 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,593 - Come on in. - Don't mind if I do. Yes. 94 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,303 So what needs fixing? 95 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,514 A squeaky door, a flickering light bulb? 96 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,809 Actually, my whole apartment needs rewiring. 97 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,853 Well, I've never done the wiring before, 98 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,480 but I'm sure it's the same basic rules as fishing. 99 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,399 The key is patience. 100 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,900 Right you are, Bill. 101 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,528 Oh, wow. 102 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,196 Everything okay up there, Bill? 103 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,407 - Absolutely. - Thanks, Bill. 104 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,951 Good to have you around. 105 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,995 It's fine. It's fine. 106 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,038 The sock had yet to turn up, 107 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,250 so I decided to inquire with some of the locals. 108 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,836 - Brett the dog man. - Oh, hey, Tilly. 109 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,380 Now, Brett, have you ever seen this sock? 110 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,631 Yeah, it's right there. No! 111 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,258 I mean, the sock's twin. 112 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,926 It mysteriously vanished and I'm asking around 113 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,678 for any leads. 114 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,513 Nah, I stopped wearing socks a long time ago, 115 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,140 after half of them went missing. 116 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,309 Oh, yeah. Me, too. Happens all the time. 117 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,186 Happens all the time? 118 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,729 One missing sock? Sure, it could happen. 119 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,314 Bye, Tilly. 120 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,774 But multiple missing socks 121 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,734 all vanishing from the same location? 122 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,361 Perhaps they were connected. 123 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,822 Still working real hard on those wires for you, Doug. 124 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,449 Real, real hard. 125 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,535 Are you working hard or hardly working? 126 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:46,745 That's a good one. 127 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,375 - Bill? - Everything's fine. 128 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,419 I will fix it. Just stay right there. 129 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,296 - No, no, no, no. - Dependable Bill is on it! 130 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,839 Dang it, Bill. Gah! 131 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,091 Breaking a man's ceiling is not dependable. 132 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,511 Okay. There's still time to fix this! 133 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,765 Hey, Bill. 134 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,725 Yeah, I don't think this is working out. 135 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,685 - I'm gonna call a professional. - No. 136 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,938 You put a hole in my ceiling. 137 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,397 Ah! 138 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,066 I've been hard at work, 139 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,901 but the sock thief had yet to be found. 140 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,694 I needed a pair of fresh eyes, 141 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,488 the freshest eyes I knew. 142 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,948 Any leads, Andromeda? 143 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,908 Yes. I've discovered this lint. 144 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,493 The trail's run cold. 145 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,786 We're all out of leads. 146 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,204 Show us a sign. 147 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,915 Like that sign? 148 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,333 - Hello. - Oh, hello. 149 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,918 I'm Mr. Fluffenfold. 150 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,586 How can I help you two today? 151 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:39,297 Tell me, Mr. Fluffenfold, exactly how many years 152 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,383 of your ownership have been dedicated 153 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,677 to the blatant cover-up of sock theft? 154 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,011 Ah, wait a minute, what? 155 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,055 Look at me! 156 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,682 Blink once if you're being controlled from the shadows. 157 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,225 Now, that's quite enough. 158 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,518 Socks go missing from every laundromat 159 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:52,686 in the world. 160 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,812 You don't have to single me out. 161 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,857 Every laundromat in the world? 162 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:00,527 This goes deeper than I possibly ever imagined! 163 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,237 And then I broke a hole in his ceiling, 164 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,989 and then I broke his table, 165 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,616 and then he told me he needs to call a professional, 166 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,244 and now there's no way he thinks I'm dependable. 167 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,955 What do I do? 168 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,665 You're in deep, father. 169 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,959 Clearly the only way out of this is to pose yourself 170 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,794 as the repairman, fix everything you broke 171 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,005 in the first place, earn back his trust and respect, 172 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,133 and reveal yourself as yourself to his delight. 173 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,594 - That'd be funny. - No, it wouldn't. 174 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:29,514 - But would it work? - No, it wouldn't! 175 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:32,058 Ah! You must be the repairman I ordered. 176 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,311 Pleased to meet you, mister... 177 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,938 William. William Yellow. 178 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,357 I love that! You don't mind if I call you Will, do you? 179 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,984 Even better. 180 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,777 I'll have everything fixed in a jiffy. 181 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,487 You just hang tight. 182 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,781 Huh. That guy really knows his way around. 183 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:50,785 What a professional. 184 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,287 Wow, Will. 185 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,622 You sure got this place in order. 186 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,498 It was a real mess. 187 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,001 But cleaning up the wires is like tying a fish line. 188 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,961 We got the bass on the line knot, 189 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:03,006 the Captain's Hook, and the Double Friendship knot. 190 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,634 Your wiring is not gonna be bothering you anymore. 191 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,510 Well, may I be the first to say, 192 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,388 Will done. 193 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,349 I can't thank you enough. 194 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,267 I was in a bit of a bind after my neighbor 195 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,310 botched the repair job. 196 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,646 Oh, it wasn't that bad. 197 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,564 You saw what a doozy it was up there. 198 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,192 No, no, no. I needed someone dependable like you. 199 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,902 Well, it's funny you say that 200 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,779 because ta-da. 201 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,989 - Huh? - Uh... 202 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,949 Bill Green? 203 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,118 You dressed up like a repairman to sneak into my house 204 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,870 to fix the mess you made? 205 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,830 - Yes. - Get out! 206 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,832 Eyy, you ordered some repairs? 207 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,709 I'll come back another time. 208 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,378 Sorry you blew it, Mr. Green. 209 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,671 Thanks, Remy. 210 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,464 Did you at least learn a lesson? 211 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,091 Never trust a Cricket scheme. 212 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,759 That is a solid learn. 213 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,928 Or you gotta be honest with your friends, 214 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,013 even the ones you haven't made yet. 215 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,682 I guess you're right. 216 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,600 Oh, Dad. 217 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,976 I know what'll cheer you up. 218 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,728 - Fishing! - Yeah. 219 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,689 Fishing always makes everything right. 220 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:04,275 Who needs friends? 221 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,403 Gramma, after tracking stories 222 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,987 of socks a-vanishing from laundromats 223 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,447 all over the city, 224 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,700 we came to a shocking realization. 225 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,703 - Big sock. - Big sock? 226 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,496 What the heck is that? 227 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,623 It's a secret conglomerate of every sock company 228 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,542 in the world. 229 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,961 They pay laundromat owners to steal customer socks, 230 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,839 forcing innocent people to buy socks again and again. 231 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,382 Rinse and repeat. 232 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,676 Girls, this theory is so wild 233 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,053 that it's gotta be true. 234 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,513 What are we gonna do? 235 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,765 Quick, put on every sock you can find! 236 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,600 They can't steal it if it's on your body. 237 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,352 I'm on it! 238 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,104 As I watched them spring into action, 239 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,189 I've realized how truly insignificant 240 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,358 we all are in this. 241 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,610 Here we sit in the dark, tugging at one loose thread 242 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,654 in a tapestry of lies so big, 243 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,115 it's beyond our very comprehension, 244 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,702 a truth so horrifying that to try to even imagine it 245 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,328 would leave one-- 246 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,330 oh, wait, uh, there's my other sock. 247 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,708 Shut it down, you two. Sock was under the machine. 248 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,126 What? 249 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,878 Sorry, ladies. Case is closed. 250 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,546 My sock was here the whole time. 251 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,256 I guess the conspiracy was fake. 252 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,758 - Thank goodness. - Phew! 253 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,384 Guess we went a little crazy there. 254 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,927 Can we still put on lots of socks? 255 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,596 I have looked worse. 256 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,847 Yeah, I could get into that. 257 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,348 Hurray! 258 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,558 I put her sock back 259 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,060 where you told me and it looks like 260 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,103 she no longer suspects you, ma'am. 261 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,148 Very good, but be more careful next time. 262 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:29,778 Nothing can jeopardize the sockening! 263 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,529 You're crazy. You're crazy! 264 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,992 I thought fishing would help, 265 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,535 but it just doesn't feel right. 266 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,120 Bill, what are you doing here? 267 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,165 - Spying on me? - Doug Perkins? No. 268 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,000 I promise I didn't even know you were-- 269 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,669 Fishing was my idea to try and cheer him up. 270 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,755 I don't really know who you are, but I'll have no part 271 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,924 in whatever new trick this is. 272 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,550 See, Nancy? 273 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,885 He doesn't want anything to do with me. 274 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,637 - Can we just go? - No. 275 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,013 Kids, follow that boat. 276 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,104 - Just talk to him. - Oh. 277 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,732 Doug Perkins, I just wanna say 278 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,110 I'm real sorry for how I acted. 279 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,694 I was trying to prove how dependable I'd be 280 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,447 as a friend and I made a big mess of everything. 281 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,242 But when I mess up, you can depend on me 282 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,743 to try and make things right. 283 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,871 So I'm gonna ask once and for all, 284 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,708 Doug Perkins, would you like to be my fishing buddy? 285 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,753 No. No, I would not. 286 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,255 Oh. 287 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,632 I'd love to! 288 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,134 Oh, it's the joke from before. 289 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,514 Go to him. 290 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,897 Hello, Bill Green. It's me, Doug Perkins. 291 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,483 Yeah, dad! 292 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,193 Back when I pulled you out of the water, 293 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,529 I was thinking of saying, "Oh, I caught a big one." 294 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,865 Oh, man. I would've laughed so hard. 295 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,950 Really? I'll use it next time then. 296 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,035 Oh, Doug Perkins, you're a hoot!