I'm so jazzed we're all here at the Big City Drive-In.
Watchin' a movie from the comfort of your truck.
This is the way it was always supposed to be.
Plus, it's our first family outing
with the newest member of the Green family!
I'm not a Green.
I just opened a cafe with your Gramma
called "Gloria Plus Green Cafe",
and also I live in your house, and--oh,
I'm a Green, aren't I?
That's the spirit!
C'mon everyone, let's get in the back.
Oh, careful, Ma.
Cricket, can't you go through the--
-front door!
Sorry.
- Disgusting. - All right. You coming?
No, Cricket. Look at this.
Everyone's out living their best lives
and blasting it all over Snap-A-Gram!
With all the time I spend running the cafe,
my life seems totally boring by comparison.
C'mon, your life isn't that boring!
Look.
Eh. Okay. Yeah, that's bad.
But you still do fun things!
In fact, you're out on a patented
Green Family adventure right now.
You're right. I've wasted so much time
looking at pictures on Snap-A-Gram
when I should be taking pictures for Snap-A-Gram!
Here, take a photo of me,
so I can post it and show my friends that my life
is fun and exciting too!
- Got it. - Wait 'til I'm ready.
I'm so excited they're playing this movie.
When I was your age, Tilly.
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen
and I'll bet it's even funnier than I remember!
Wow, Mama.
What influenced your childhood
shall now influence mine.
Doctor Professor was the world's
smartest scientist.
But one day,
his ditzy lab partner
made a monkey out of him! In...
Honey You Turned Me into a Monkey!
Ooh, it's about to start!
If anyone needs to use the restroom, speak now,
or forever hold your pee!
That's a line
from the wedding scene in the movie.
Classic!
What is this movie, eighty minutes?
Maybe I will use the facilities.
I'll go with you, Ma, in case you can't find your way back.
What do you think I am,
some feeble old lady who doesn't know her way around?
Could a feeble old lady do this?
I'm fine!
And do not follow me
to the bathroom.
I am perfectly capable
of finding my way back, thank you very little.
That's fine. She'll be fine.
Oh, just go with her.
Your anxious breathing'll drown out the movie.
Wait up, Ma!
Popcorn?
Yes, please.
Gorgeous, love it!
Look more effortless!
No, more effortless!
Now look like you're tryin' way too hard!
Ooh, you know what you need?
A little wind action.
Yasss, girl,
work it.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Now that was fun.
I just thought of the perfect Snap-A-Gram caption!
"A night so fun, it blew me away."
Wait. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Look what the Kaitlyns just posted!
Are they in...
a Popsicle Pool?
That looks way more fun than what we did!
I need to up my picture game.
I have to post something impressive,
like this guy with a famous monkey!
Wait, is that...
Now, where would it be?
Cricket,
we're getting a picture with that monkey!
Ooh, it was like that when I got in there.
Huh? Bill! Why are you stalkin' me at the bathroom?
Ma, I just wanted to wait here
so I could help you get back to the Kludge.
Well, I don't need your help.
The truck's right over...
in there somewhere.
All right, Ma.
Follow me. It's right over--
it's, uh, in this direction.
Honey, stop monkeying around.
What did I tell you, Tilly girl?
A comedy classic!
I think I get it now.
You want me to help make a serum
to help turn you back into a human!
But... I don't have access
to the special chemicals cabinet like you do...
I guess I'll have to go ask an authoritative man figure
for help first.
So, if she's his partner,
wouldn't she also have the authority
to get into the supply cabinet?
Oh, shug. Don't worry about that.
She'll find a man to let her into the cabinet.
Which, now that I'm saying it out loud,
doesn't sound so great. Whoopsie!
It appears I've locked myself in the chemical cabinet!
Cheese!
Can't you read the sign? No touching!
Snap-A-Gram is gonna eat this up!
Yeah. Well, would you look at that?
Jenny just had a new baby.
How quaint.
Next! - It's my turn!
Here, you take the picture.
And be sure to use that good filter.
Okay, I have to go get Mr. Banana Sparkling Agua Fresca.
So the rules are: no eye contact,
no sudden movements, and absolutely no touch--
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chillax, dude.
All right, Cricket,
camera on the ready!
These pics are gonna be so--
Mr. Banana, sir, wait!
I took a bunch of photos,
but I don't think you're gonna like any of 'em.
Without a good picture, this night might as well
have never happened!
- Unless... - Phew!
Gah, we've been wanderin' around
forever lookin' for the truck!
Looks like somebody's lost!
I am not lost.
The truck is... uh...
This way, Ma! See?
I knew exactly where the truck is.
Referring to this food truck, of course!
Because I wanted to grab a snack,
before heading back to our truck.
Give me one of what you're selling here.
One spaghetti and meatball smoothie comin' right up!
- Dang it! - Bill, this is ridiculous!
Just let your dear old Ma lead you back.
No, I've got low blood sugar
and I am going to replenish it with this!
You have a stronger stomach than I, good sir!
Personally, I think these things are revolting.
Don't forget to tag us on Snap-A-Gram!
Thanks.
Nothin' like a meatball hittin' the back of your...
throat while you enjoy your smoothie!
Come on, Ma, our truck's a waitin'!
I'm right about done with the serum.
Now, was I supposed to put in
Humanium or Explodium?
Hmm, why not both?
Doctor Profesor'll be better in no time.
All right, honey,
it's ready--
Oh, my gosh, I'm alive!
And I'm leavin' the pot!
Mama, you were right about this movie.
At first, I felt bad for Dr. Ditzy, but now I get it.
You're supposed to laugh at her.
That's why it's funny!
Y'know, shug, all I remembered from this movie
was some funny hijinks with a monkey.
But now I'm noticing the way they handle Dr. Ditzy
doesn't quite sit right with fresh eyes.
Oh, yeah, now I remember.
The correct ingredient is cooling on the windowsill!
Oh, no! We need that to finish the formula!
Sorry, guess I should've been more careful.
I'm even dumber than a monkey!
"I'm even dumber than a monkey!"
There we are.
You sleep tight and calm now, Mr. Banana.
Okay, we just gotta get one super fun photo,
so I can post it online to validate my existence.
Aww, look at him sleeping.
Okay quick, take my pic!
Hold on, this lighting is terrible...
Cricket, hurry up and--
Cricketttt...
Almost got it and...
This is the chase scene!
We can't outrun a monkey forever, Gloria!
Yeah, no, I get that! Come on!
All right! Whoa-whoa!
I think we lost him.
Yeah, that dumb monkey's never gonna find us!
Ooh-ooh, I'm a stupid monkey!
I eat bananas and pick my butt!
Ughhh. Another one of my friends just posted
a Snap-A-Gram of their exciting lives!
While I'm stuck hiding out back here.
You don't think this is exciting?
We've got the closest seats at the drive-in!
Plus, I bet you've never seen this movie backwards.
If only a backwards movie
was exciting enough for Snap-A-Gram.
Let's just lay low for a bit, then go back to the truck,
maybe then we won't bump into that monkey again.
I didn't know this movie was in 3D!
So lifelike.
What's that racket?
- The Kludge! - The Kludge!
Exactly where I left it!
I knew it was there the whole time.
Mama, I can barely see the movie
through this blinding beam of light.
Phew, thank goodness.
Five stars, and two thumbs up!
Now that was somethin'.
Oh, my gosh! Mr. Banana, are you okay?
What is wrong with you two?
A movie star monkey from the '90s
does not live this long by being stressed out.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted a photo for Snap-A-Gram.
Well, you may not have gotten your photo,
but Mr. Banana got his.
Think you followers will like this, sir?
And post!
I totally blew it.
Might as well delete my account now.
The whole point of this night was to get a photo
so I could prove that my life is fun and exciting.
Well, why do you got to prove it so bad?
I had fun, you had fun.
Who cares if everyone in the world doesn't know it.
Huh, yeah. I had a great night.
And I don't need other people's validation to decide that.
And I don't need this thing.
Actually, I need that for a lot of things but...
I'll grab it in a minute.
Whoa! What's your next reckless life decision?
- Dumpster fight? - Dumpster fight.
What a fun family adventure!
But I didn't get to see how the movie ends.
Oh, right, well, uh...
Dr. Ditzy reveals she's been, uh,
inventing a better serum behind everyone's backs!
She goes on to win a genius grant
and lives happily ever after as a successful,
independent woman of science.
And you can live happily ever after too!
You are not dumber than a monkey, Til!
Whoa, hold on, Mama.
I never thought I was dumber than a monkey.
You raised me to be a smart, well-rounded individual.
Some outdated movie ain't gonna change that.
Happy to hear it, shug.
Need help getting home, son?
No, Ma. I know it's in...
this direction?
I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪
I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
I got chased by dogs ♪
♪ Licked by a frog, got a rash on my legs ♪
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪