1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,756 I'm so jazzed we're all here at the Big City Drive-In. 2 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:09,175 Watchin' a movie from the comfort of your truck. 3 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,886 This is the way it was always supposed to be. 4 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,888 Plus, it's our first family outing 5 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:16,099 with the newest member of the Green family! 6 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,684 I'm not a Green. 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,269 I just opened a cafe with your Gramma 8 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,187 called "Gloria Plus Green Cafe", 9 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,940 and also I live in your house, and--oh, 10 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,066 I'm a Green, aren't I? 11 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,152 That's the spirit! 12 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:28,612 C'mon everyone, let's get in the back. 13 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,821 Oh, careful, Ma. 14 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,949 Cricket, can't you go through the-- 15 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,909 -front door! 16 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,453 Sorry. 17 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,996 - Disgusting. - All right. You coming? 18 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,873 No, Cricket. Look at this. 19 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,416 Everyone's out living their best lives 20 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,627 and blasting it all over Snap-A-Gram! 21 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,253 With all the time I spend running the cafe, 22 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,839 my life seems totally boring by comparison. 23 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,216 C'mon, your life isn't that boring! 24 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,343 Look. 25 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,721 Eh. Okay. Yeah, that's bad. 26 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,474 But you still do fun things! 27 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,517 In fact, you're out on a patented 28 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:01,645 Green Family adventure right now. 29 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,313 You're right. I've wasted so much time 30 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,148 looking at pictures on Snap-A-Gram 31 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,692 when I should be taking pictures for Snap-A-Gram! 32 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,402 Here, take a photo of me, 33 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,404 so I can post it and show my friends that my life 34 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,031 is fun and exciting too! 35 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,575 - Got it. - Wait 'til I'm ready. 36 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,619 I'm so excited they're playing this movie. 37 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,120 When I was your age, Tilly. 38 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,122 It was the funniest thing I've ever seen 39 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,208 and I'll bet it's even funnier than I remember! 40 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,459 Wow, Mama. 41 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,919 What influenced your childhood 42 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,213 shall now influence mine. 43 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,048 Doctor Professor was the world's 44 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,257 smartest scientist. 45 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,885 But one day, 46 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,553 his ditzy lab partner 47 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,639 made a monkey out of him! In... 48 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,892 Honey You Turned Me into a Monkey! 49 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,519 Ooh, it's about to start! 50 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,646 If anyone needs to use the restroom, speak now, 51 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,814 or forever hold your pee! 52 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 That's a line 53 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,234 from the wedding scene in the movie. 54 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:50,860 Classic! 55 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,487 What is this movie, eighty minutes? 56 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,864 Maybe I will use the facilities. 57 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:57,450 I'll go with you, Ma, in case you can't find your way back. 58 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,494 What do you think I am, 59 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:01,621 some feeble old lady who doesn't know her way around? 60 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,874 Could a feeble old lady do this? 61 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,377 I'm fine! 62 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,420 And do not follow me 63 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,462 to the bathroom. 64 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,339 I am perfectly capable 65 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,967 of finding my way back, thank you very little. 66 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,719 That's fine. She'll be fine. 67 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,682 Oh, just go with her. 68 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,517 Your anxious breathing'll drown out the movie. 69 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,518 Wait up, Ma! 70 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,519 Popcorn? 71 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,812 Yes, please. 72 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,272 Gorgeous, love it! 73 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,398 Look more effortless! 74 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,191 No, more effortless! 75 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,652 Now look like you're tryin' way too hard! 76 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,987 Ooh, you know what you need? 77 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,572 A little wind action. 78 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,742 Yasss, girl, 79 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:39,951 work it. 80 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,536 - Whoa! - Whoa! 81 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,248 Now that was fun. 82 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,208 I just thought of the perfect Snap-A-Gram caption! 83 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,545 "A night so fun, it blew me away." 84 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,839 Wait. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 85 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,591 Look what the Kaitlyns just posted! 86 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,758 Are they in... 87 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,886 a Popsicle Pool? 88 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,929 That looks way more fun than what we did! 89 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,389 I need to up my picture game. 90 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,891 I have to post something impressive, 91 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,059 like this guy with a famous monkey! 92 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:06,227 Wait, is that... 93 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,562 Now, where would it be? 94 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,355 Cricket, 95 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,691 we're getting a picture with that monkey! 96 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,736 Ooh, it was like that when I got in there. 97 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,156 Huh? Bill! Why are you stalkin' me at the bathroom? 98 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,033 Ma, I just wanted to wait here 99 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,826 so I could help you get back to the Kludge. 100 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,620 Well, I don't need your help. 101 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,996 The truck's right over... 102 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,500 in there somewhere. 103 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,709 All right, Ma. 104 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,960 Follow me. It's right over-- 105 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,048 it's, uh, in this direction. 106 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,050 Honey, stop monkeying around. 107 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,012 What did I tell you, Tilly girl? 108 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,014 A comedy classic! 109 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,807 I think I get it now. 110 00:03:44,807 --> 00:03:46,935 You want me to help make a serum 111 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,728 to help turn you back into a human! 112 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,315 But... I don't have access 113 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,692 to the special chemicals cabinet like you do... 114 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:57,278 I guess I'll have to go ask an authoritative man figure 115 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,404 for help first. 116 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,740 So, if she's his partner, 117 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,408 wouldn't she also have the authority 118 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,035 to get into the supply cabinet? 119 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,120 Oh, shug. Don't worry about that. 120 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,164 She'll find a man to let her into the cabinet. 121 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,208 Which, now that I'm saying it out loud, 122 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,710 doesn't sound so great. Whoopsie! 123 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,547 It appears I've locked myself in the chemical cabinet! 124 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,303 Cheese! 125 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:24,514 Can't you read the sign? No touching! 126 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,307 Snap-A-Gram is gonna eat this up! 127 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,309 Yeah. Well, would you look at that? 128 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,978 Jenny just had a new baby. 129 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,646 How quaint. 130 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,273 Next! - It's my turn! 131 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,774 Here, you take the picture. 132 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,818 And be sure to use that good filter. 133 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,404 Okay, I have to go get Mr. Banana Sparkling Agua Fresca. 134 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,698 So the rules are: no eye contact, 135 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,492 no sudden movements, and absolutely no touch-- 136 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,119 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chillax, dude. 137 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,078 All right, Cricket, 138 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,705 camera on the ready! 139 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,334 These pics are gonna be so-- 140 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,923 Mr. Banana, sir, wait! 141 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,884 I took a bunch of photos, 142 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:03,678 but I don't think you're gonna like any of 'em. 143 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,346 Without a good picture, this night might as well 144 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,598 have never happened! 145 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,183 - Unless... - Phew! 146 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,102 Gah, we've been wanderin' around 147 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,562 forever lookin' for the truck! 148 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,689 Looks like somebody's lost! 149 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,566 I am not lost. 150 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,318 The truck is... uh... 151 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,070 This way, Ma! See? 152 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,572 I knew exactly where the truck is. 153 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,326 Referring to this food truck, of course! 154 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,785 Because I wanted to grab a snack, 155 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,746 before heading back to our truck. 156 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,248 Give me one of what you're selling here. 157 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,334 One spaghetti and meatball smoothie comin' right up! 158 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,878 - Dang it! - Bill, this is ridiculous! 159 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,297 Just let your dear old Ma lead you back. 160 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,174 No, I've got low blood sugar 161 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,718 and I am going to replenish it with this! 162 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,720 You have a stronger stomach than I, good sir! 163 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,306 Personally, I think these things are revolting. 164 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,641 Don't forget to tag us on Snap-A-Gram! 165 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,601 Thanks. 166 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:58,274 Nothin' like a meatball hittin' the back of your... 167 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,693 throat while you enjoy your smoothie! 168 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,528 Come on, Ma, our truck's a waitin'! 169 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,030 I'm right about done with the serum. 170 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,615 Now, was I supposed to put in 171 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659 Humanium or Explodium? 172 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,410 Hmm, why not both? 173 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,621 Doctor Profesor'll be better in no time. 174 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,789 All right, honey, 175 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,415 it's ready-- 176 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,335 Oh, my gosh, I'm alive! 177 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,295 And I'm leavin' the pot! 178 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:25,385 Mama, you were right about this movie. 179 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,179 At first, I felt bad for Dr. Ditzy, but now I get it. 180 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,973 You're supposed to laugh at her. 181 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,808 That's why it's funny! 182 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,060 Y'know, shug, all I remembered from this movie 183 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,895 was some funny hijinks with a monkey. 184 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,606 But now I'm noticing the way they handle Dr. Ditzy 185 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,401 doesn't quite sit right with fresh eyes. 186 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,113 Oh, yeah, now I remember. 187 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:49,158 The correct ingredient is cooling on the windowsill! 188 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,995 Oh, no! We need that to finish the formula! 189 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:55,039 Sorry, guess I should've been more careful. 190 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,166 I'm even dumber than a monkey! 191 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,253 "I'm even dumber than a monkey!" 192 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:02,964 There we are. 193 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,174 You sleep tight and calm now, Mr. Banana. 194 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,303 Okay, we just gotta get one super fun photo, 195 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,931 so I can post it online to validate my existence. 196 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,850 Aww, look at him sleeping. 197 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,560 Okay quick, take my pic! 198 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,520 Hold on, this lighting is terrible... 199 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,063 Cricket, hurry up and-- 200 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,315 Cricketttt... 201 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:23,901 Almost got it and... 202 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,908 This is the chase scene! 203 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,166 We can't outrun a monkey forever, Gloria! 204 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,168 Yeah, no, I get that! Come on! 205 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,212 All right! Whoa-whoa! 206 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,174 I think we lost him. 207 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,885 Yeah, that dumb monkey's never gonna find us! 208 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,429 Ooh-ooh, I'm a stupid monkey! 209 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,806 I eat bananas and pick my butt! 210 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,814 Ughhh. Another one of my friends just posted 211 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,317 a Snap-A-Gram of their exciting lives! 212 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,611 While I'm stuck hiding out back here. 213 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,905 You don't think this is exciting? 214 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,115 We've got the closest seats at the drive-in! 215 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:14,327 Plus, I bet you've never seen this movie backwards. 216 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,245 If only a backwards movie 217 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,247 was exciting enough for Snap-A-Gram. 218 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,125 Let's just lay low for a bit, then go back to the truck, 219 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,252 maybe then we won't bump into that monkey again. 220 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,257 I didn't know this movie was in 3D! 221 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,302 So lifelike. 222 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,762 What's that racket? 223 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,224 - The Kludge! - The Kludge! 224 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,809 Exactly where I left it! 225 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,227 I knew it was there the whole time. 226 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,145 Mama, I can barely see the movie 227 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:43,106 through this blinding beam of light. 228 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,732 Phew, thank goodness. 229 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,655 Five stars, and two thumbs up! 230 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,950 Now that was somethin'. 231 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,244 Oh, my gosh! Mr. Banana, are you okay? 232 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,829 What is wrong with you two? 233 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,580 A movie star monkey from the '90s 234 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,582 does not live this long by being stressed out. 235 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,209 I'm sorry. 236 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,294 I just wanted a photo for Snap-A-Gram. 237 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:07,296 Well, you may not have gotten your photo, 238 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,091 but Mr. Banana got his. 239 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,218 Think you followers will like this, sir? 240 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,804 And post! 241 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,182 I totally blew it. 242 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,059 Might as well delete my account now. 243 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,894 The whole point of this night was to get a photo 244 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,605 so I could prove that my life is fun and exciting. 245 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,858 Well, why do you got to prove it so bad? 246 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,026 I had fun, you had fun. 247 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,696 Who cares if everyone in the world doesn't know it. 248 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,031 Huh, yeah. I had a great night. 249 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,576 And I don't need other people's validation to decide that. 250 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,287 And I don't need this thing. 251 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,038 Actually, I need that for a lot of things but... 252 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,040 I'll grab it in a minute. 253 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,044 Whoa! What's your next reckless life decision? 254 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,463 - Dumpster fight? - Dumpster fight. 255 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:54,510 What a fun family adventure! 256 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,679 But I didn't get to see how the movie ends. 257 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,264 Oh, right, well, uh... 258 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,224 Dr. Ditzy reveals she's been, uh, 259 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,518 inventing a better serum behind everyone's backs! 260 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,520 She goes on to win a genius grant 261 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,606 and lives happily ever after as a successful, 262 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,232 independent woman of science. 263 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,568 And you can live happily ever after too! 264 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,862 You are not dumber than a monkey, Til! 265 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,739 Whoa, hold on, Mama. 266 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,949 I never thought I was dumber than a monkey. 267 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,036 You raised me to be a smart, well-rounded individual. 268 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,955 Some outdated movie ain't gonna change that. 269 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,874 Happy to hear it, shug. 270 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,084 Need help getting home, son? 271 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,253 No, Ma. I know it's in... 272 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,339 this direction? 273 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:35,051 I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 274 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,471 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit by a hundred flies ♪ 275 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,390 I fell out a big ol' tree ♪ 276 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,101 ♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪ 277 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:47,063 I got chased by dogs ♪ 278 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,774 ♪ Licked by a frog, got a rash on my legs ♪ 279 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,151 Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 280 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,571 ♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪ 281 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,115 ♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪