All right kids, I need to look for a few parts
to get our farm equipment up and runnin' again.
Maybe a few other things too.
Think you can occupy yourselves?
Sure thing, Dad! Come on, Remy!
Hey wait up!
Oh man, I can't wait for you to meet my old pal, Hector!
His family owns this whole junkyard!
Pretty neat, huh?
Old pal, huh?
No competition, buddy.
Thank goodness.
Oh, I remember Hector!
You two rascals used to play
that cute trash hill game all the time.
Uh, first off, it's called Junk Mountain.
And second, there's nothing cute about it.
Ah yes, Junk Mountain.
Are you gonna play with us, Tilly?
I cannot.
Playing Junk Mountain brings out a thirst for power in me
that I cannot control!
I'm actually here to look for a car.
Uh, you can't drive.
But I will someday!
And I don't think the Kludge will hold out until someday.
Huh?
Ride on, Sista!
Arrivederci.
Well, that game you were talking about sounds fun.
Oh yeah! You're gonna love Junk Mountain.
Hector and I can show you the best battle moves!
Oh, hey Cricket! Long time no see!
How do you do, Hector?
Remy, please. That's just Hector's baby sister, Lupita.
You know, a lot of time has passed
since you've been gone.
I ain't no baby anymore.
Blah, blah, blah. Maturity, whatever.
Where is Hector, anyway?
- Right here.
Hey, Cricket.
It's been awhile.
Uh, so tall. Tall!
Hector, you had a real growth spurt while we were away!
Yes sir, that little boy you used to play with, Cricket,
is now long gone.
No! He's not!
Hector is the same ol' kid he used to be.
Right? Right?
Of course. Same old me.
Well, I gotta get to finding those farm equipment parts.
Bye kids!
Hector, a pleasure.
Look. At. Us! Three crazy kids!
Cricket? Can you come look at this... dirt real quick?
Yeah! I love dirt.
I didn't know we were going to be hanging out
with a teen all day!
I don't understand teens!
Like, what if I go to compliment his shirt,
and he's wearing it ironically?
Do you understand irony, Cricket?
Cause I sure don't!
Relax, Hector's still just a fun-loving kid.
Cricket, he's a teenager! He's even got a mustache!
- Barely. - No, I totally do. Check it out.
Hector! Hey, I was thinkin' we should show Remy
the old train car where we keep all our Junk Mountain gear.
Junk Mountain? Oh man, that takes me way back.
Well, enough reminiscing! Let's junk it up.
- I like your shirt. - Huh?
Oh! Thanks buddy.
Nice!
To think, one day, I'll be able to drive
one of these majestic vehicles.
And of course, the only way to choose my perfect car
is to test drive 'em all!
Speed limit says thirty-five
is as fast as I can go,
but we'll see about that.
I'm goin' turbo!
Whoo!
Nice ride, but I am not ready
to stage a prison break.
I better keep looking.
Here it is, the old train car.
Oh, it's just as beautiful
as I remember!
This old car's got the biggest selection
of armor and weapons this side of the--wha?
What happened to this place?
I did some redecorating while you were gone.
Goin' for more chill vibes these days.
Yeah, no. That's definitely coming across.
Hey, I see you kept the old sword bin!
- Whoa! Smoke bomb! - Nah, dude.
That's just my collection of men's body spray.
But can it be used as a smoke bomb?
It just makes you smell good. But you have to put
a lot on for it to work.
Oh, it's clinging to my throat.
Whoa, what's this?
Some kinda monster or something?
No, that's actually a portrait I drew of my GF.
I'm kind of an artist. Oh, speaking of,
wanna hear a song I've been working on?
♪ You don't understand! ♪
Cricket? What feeling is this song about?
I don't know, but it scares me.
Now, there's an interesting vehicle.
A hearse! Just look at the size of this beauty.
Why, this car is big enough to lead a parade.
A funeral parade, that is!
I am diggin' the spooky vibe.
- Hm?
- Too spooky!
No, that won't do.
Vampire attacks would send my insurance premium
through the roof!
Ah, there's gotta be something Hector
kept from the old days.
Our Junk Mountain gear!
Hector, old buddy, I knew
you were holding out on us!
Now, grab a blade
and get ready to battle!
Oh, I was actually gonna throw that stuff out.
Are you nuts? This is some of the finest gear
we ever built!
Ah-ha! Your shield,
- Hector the Heathen. - Huh.
I guess we did have fun with this stuff.
We sure did! Now, come on!
- Let's play. - Ooh! Time gauntlet.
- Hiya! - Freeze time!
- Repel.
- Whoa!
- Get back here, you! - Prepare yourself,
- Cricket the Crusher! - Hey, Hector, you here?
We followed the trail of body spray.
- You babysitting? - I...
Uh, hey, Sunday. Suh, dudes?
I was just hangin' with some old friends
from back in the day.
- Hey, babe. - Yeah?
- It's good to see you. - Wow.
That's everything. Wanna go across the junkyard,
- and chill at the chill spot? - Yeah, sounds chill.
I'll catch you kids later, okay?
- But we were gonna play--
Junk Mountain.
I can't believe it.
He just up and left out of nowhere!
Maybe he's just grown out of kid games.
Hmm. No, no, no, no. See, Hector looked like
he wanted to play Junk Mountain with us,
but he changed his mind
when those teens showed up.
The question is why.
Because Hector's a teen?
You take that back!
It seems Hector is under some
sort of teen mind control.
But I have a plan to save him.
So many unique cars.
But each one brings more trouble than the last.
Maybe I'll never find the car that's perfect for...
Oh, my sweet mother beef.
It's beautiful.
With a car like this,
I could roam the entire Earth
spreading joy wherever I go!
And what do we have here?
- A cute little doggie!
- Are you hungry too?
Uh, what are you looking at?
Stay. Stay back.
- Stay back. Stay back!
Come on, come on, come on!
- Mamma mia!
- Come on! Yay!
Take a good look, Remy.
Teen parties are the most
twisted gatherings there are.
And there, at the end, is our boy.
He's being held captive by her siren song.
Cricket, I'm scared.
I know, Remy, it makes me sick.
You remember the plan, right?
Wait for my signal and I'll find a way to sneak in.
Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! Boo!
Oh, come on, Duncan!
Why were you hanging out with Daniel P.?
Well, why were you hanging out with Krystal S.?
- I love you. - Let's never fight again.
- Whoa. You lost, little guy? - Uh...
You don't understand!
And we never will!
Rock on, short guy!
Whoo-hoo!
Okay. Hector is in sight.
I love when you play our song.
Looking good. Remy is in position!
Go time.
Hector!
- Cricket? - Now, Remy!
Cricket, what are you...
- Babe! - Whoa! Okay, Remy!
Drop us off at Junk Mountain!
- Cricket, what the heck!
I know, I know. I'm sorry. I had to rescue you
from that weird party, so now,
you can play Junk Mountain with us! Whaddaya say?
You're still the same ol' crazy Cricket.
Y'know what? Yeah, let's play.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Hector the Heathen is back!
Hiya!
- Hiya! - Hiya!
Just try and get through my force field armor!
Force-field-proof sword!
- Ha-ha! - Dangit.
You're about to be junked by Cricket the Crusher!
- Yah! Yah! - Oh!
Aha!
Crusher lands the first blow
and prepares for The Heathen's retaliation!
- Uh, Hector?
Huh? Oh, sorry.
I got you now, Cricket, the, um...
Crusher...
Huh?
Hey. I think I hear your friends callin' for ya.
You should head back.
- Huh? You sure? - Psh, yeah.
I'm getting pretty tired anyways.
It was great catching up, Cricket.
Hey, wait up!
Did we win?
Oh, there you are! How'd you like the junkyard?
Well, Papa, I spent the entire day car shopping
and I finally found my dream vehicle!
And whaddaya think?
Uh, it's a tire!
Uh, it was tough finding a car of my own
between the speeding tickets,
vampires, and rabid canines
with a taste for hot dog vans.
- The what? - But I finally found a car
that matches my carefree spirit.
Vrooom, vrooom!
Now, if you'll excuse me.
Wheeeee!
I love my daughter.
Sorry about Hector.
Yeah, it's all right.
I know it's hard, but maybe sometimes
you have to let go of old things.
I mean, look around us.
Everyone decided to let go
of this stuff at some point.
We're not like that, though.
No matter how old we get,
I'll always be your best friend.
I'll always be your best friend too, buddy.
And I tell ya what,
- I ain't ever growin' up! - Me neither!
Luckily, my pediatrician says I will be a super late bloomer.
But enough talk.
Remy the Wrecker is combat ready!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
- Freeze time!
Man, it is kind of a bummer
that we don't have someone else to play with now.
Hey, guys!
- Freeze time!
Can I play with you?
Sure! But something seems
a little off.
I dub thee, Lupita the Legendary!
- Unfreeze! - Whoa!
Lupita is ready for battle!
- We'll see about that! - Yeah!
- Hey, I'm gonna get you!
- Wheee!
- Beep, beep! - Watch it! Watch it!
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
♪ Lost a bet got bit by a hundred flies ♪
♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
♪ I got splinters in seven of ten ♪
♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪