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Good to be back with my family.
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Now that you've joined us
in the country, Ma,
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I think it's time to give you and Remy
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a tour of downtown Smalton.
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I can't wait.
Downtown Smalton sounds so cosmopolitan.
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Oh, you bet it's-- whatever that word is.
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Oh, we're turning onto Main Street now.
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Welcome to downtown Smalton!
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And... that's it.
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Okay, everyone out. Stretch your legs.
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Oh, Gramma, I'm so happy
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{\an8}you came all the way out here
just to visit us.
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{\an8}Darn tootin'. Who's going
to look after y'all if I don't?
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Indeed. It'll be great
to have you around again.
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Sheesh.
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You've been starving since I was gone?
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Come on, why don't we head out
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and I'll make you your favorite pie?
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Actually, Gramma, you're in luck.
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- We can eat here.
- Patti's Diner?
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You're going to love it.
Patti's an amazing baker.
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Patti, huh?
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Take it in, Remy.
Welcome to Patti's Diner.
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The beating heart of downtown Smalton.
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It's got everything!
Fine dining, live entertainment,
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fascinating locals...
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And there's even a gift shop!
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Ooh! I've been meaning to get
a country souvenir for Vasquez.
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- I'm gonna go check it out.
- You do you, Remy.
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Should I try the triple bacon burger,
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or should I go healthy
and do the double bacon burger?
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Gramma, you must meet the owner, Patti.
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She bakes the best blueberry pie.
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"The best"?
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But nothing beats
my classic homemade pie, right?
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Booths are for paying customers only.
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Patti!
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Long time no see, Tilly.
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You still remember our handshake?
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How can I forget?
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Ring, ring.
- Hello?
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Wink!
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It's good to see the Green family again.
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And pardon my manners.
Tilly, I didn't know
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you had a twin sister.
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Oh, Patti, this is my gramma.
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You've got some wonderful grandkids.
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Can I arm wrestle you for them?
Ha! I'm just kidding.
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I will destroy this woman.
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All right, lay it on me.
What are we eating today?
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I'll start. I think I'll try the--
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Uhp-bup-bup! Wayne!
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As soon as I saw you all come in,
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I went ahead
and started making your usual.
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An open-faced liverwurst sandwich,
extra cold.
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Oh, my usual.
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You remembered.
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You have a "usual"? I want one!
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Hey, Patti Cakes. My usual, please.
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You don't have a usual.
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And if you ever call me
"Patti Cakes" again,
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you never will.
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Okay, what else we havin'?
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That's tummy talk
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for one slice of blueberry pie, please.
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Ah, starting with dessert. I love it.
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Miss Patti, another customer just ordered
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the last slice of blueberry pie.
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Ain't that a shame?
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Well, let's go home
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and I'll whip you up your favorite.
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Oh, heck. For you, Tilly,
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I'll bake a new pie from scratch.
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Splendid. It'll be worth the wait.
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And what can I get for you, ma'am?
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I've lost my appetite.
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And I'll have the meat-wich,
aka, my "usual."
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Got it. One meat-wich coming right up.
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It's not a usual
if she has to write it down.
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Son, having a usual
isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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When I first came here,
I ordered a liverwurst sandwich,
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and I never had the heart
to tell Patti I hated it.
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They just kept coming and coming.
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Now I'm locked in.
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Well, I'd be upset, too,
if my usual was liverwurst,
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but a meat-wich is meat-tastic.
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- I'll be fine.
- Sure you will, son.
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Sure you will.
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Ah, let's see.
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Valentino, Vance, Vanessa, Vosco.
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What? No Vasquez?
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Darn! Well, no matter.
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There's plenty of stuff here
for me to choose from.
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I'm sure I'll find
the perfect gift for Vasquez.
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Hmm.
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This keychain
is perfect for holding my keys.
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This mug is perfect for holding liquids.
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This pen is perfect
for defending you from bad guys.
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Hyah!
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Oh! There are just too many good choices!
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Here you go. One meat-wich.
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Mm. My usual looks mighty fine.
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And, Tilly, I'm going to get started
on your blueberry pie.
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Oh, I can hardly wait.
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Patti's pies are nothing short
of a spiritual experience.
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She might just be my favorite baker.
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Your favorite baker? Huh.
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You know, since you love her pie so much,
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I'm, uh, gonna go see how she does it.
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They're gonna be friends.
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Wayne, you seen my rolling pin?
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Huh?
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I don't know you, and I don't like you.
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- Okay.
- Now my Tilly seems to be mistaken
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- about who makes the best pie.
- Okay.
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So I challenge you to a pie bake off!
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Then we'll see whose pie she likes more.
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Are you sure you want to challenge me?
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The only reason
you won all them competitions
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is because I wasn't there.
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But I'm here now, so preheat your oven!
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You're on.
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How's your usual treating you, sir?
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- So good.
- I'll leave you to it, then.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Aren't you going to ask me about my usual?
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I've never seen you order a usual.
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In fact, I've never seen you.
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I'm new. My name's Wayne.
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Well, then, (sighs) Wayne.
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It's short for "Duh-wayne."
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Right. I'll have another meat-wich,
aka, my usual.
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- One... meat...
- Ah, ah, ah!
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The whole point of a usual
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is that you don't have to write it down.
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You just remember what I want.
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Don't. Don't write it.
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Wayne...
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I'm just gonna draw a picture.
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Look, man, you're confused.
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Just think: meat-wich. Meat-wich.
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Which meat? Meat-wich! Got it?!
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- Okay.
- Great.
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Is he gone?
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I got to get this out of my mouth.
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Gross, Dad.
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Gotta get that crust nice and flaky,
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just the way Tilly likes it.
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Aw, blort. She's a pie-makin' machine.
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Oh, Tilly, you deserve the best pie
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to fill your empty little tum-tum.
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I wish I could compete.
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And I will, because I make Tilly's
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favorite pie and she needs me! I hope.
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You're gonna keep mumbling to yourself,
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or are you actually going to bake?
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I'd be more concerned about
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that shabby crimping technique
you got going on.
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Clearly, you don't know
what you're talking about,
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given that you're practically
juicing those berries.
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You ain't never had a juicy pie?
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You can talk all you want,
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but we'll see who's really the best.
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Sure will,
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because it's time
to put these babies in the oven.
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Need pie.
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I feel you, sister.
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I can't believe
I'm still waiting for my second usual.
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- Where's Wayne?
- Here.
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So, uh, don't get mad or nothing,
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but I was having
trouble remembering your usual.
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It just flew right out of my head.
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I tried thinking of what you said,
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something about which meat...
which is the meat--
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The meat-wich, Wayne!
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I couldn't remember,
so I brought you this!
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- Wayne!
- Son, be patient with him.
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That's the face of a man
who's doing the best he can.
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I'm sorry. I'm afraid my brain
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can't hold nothing more than a tune.
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Oh, "a tune"? Like a song? That's perfect.
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Maybe this little diddy will help
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you remember my usual.
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♪ Meat-wich! Meat-wich
Turkey and pastrami ♪
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♪ Roast beef and salami
It's a taste tsunami ♪
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♪ Only someone delusional
Wouldn't know it's my usual ♪
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♪ Meat-wich! Meat-wich
Turkey and pastrami ♪
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-♪ Roast beef and salami ♪
-♪ It's a taste tsunami ♪
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♪ Only someone delusional
Wouldn't know it's my usual ♪
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- Yeah!
- Wait, where'd Wayne go?
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Meat-wich! Meat-wich,
only someone delusional
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wouldn't know it's your usual.
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Thank you for helping me remember.
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Ahh...!
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Cricket Green has a usual!
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Yeah!
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Okay. Since I can't decide
on what souvenir
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Vasquez would like the most,
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I have decided to buy everything!
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Do you offer gift-wrapping service?
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Well, Patti Cakes, you played a good game,
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but it looks like it's all over.
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Now that's a smell of victory.
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Nice effort,
but, uh, here's the real masterpiece.
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Yeah, well, looks are only crusty.
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Here, try it for yourself.
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Mm.
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♪ Pie-pie-pie! ♪
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♪ Pie-pie-pie! ♪
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Oh, wow!
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Ahh! (grunts) Where am I?
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Did you leave your body
and go to Pie Valhalla?
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My baking seems to do that to folks.
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This is bad.
If Tilly compares our two pies,
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she's never gonna need me
to bake for her again.
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So... I can't let Tilly eat that pie!
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- I'm gonna smash that pie!
- I will break you, woman!
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Yahh!
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Oh.
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Ha! You're gonna
have to do better than that
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if you want to beat... Uh-oh.
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Yahh!
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My water!
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Gramma? Patti? What are you doing?
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Tilly! I challenged Patti to a pie-off
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because you were gushing
about how good hers was.
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But I make your favorite sweets,
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and I'm the one
who's supposed to provide for ya.
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You like my pie better, don't you?
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Uh, Gramma...
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Hey, guys, do you think we have room
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in the Kludge for all of this?
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Whoa! Oh, no!
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The pie!
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Yahh!
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You sacrificed your pie... to save mine?
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I'll be honest. I got jealous
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when Tilly said
you were her favorite baker.
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She's out here in the country now,
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and things are changing,
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and I was scared
she wouldn't need me anymore.
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But regardless,
she deserves her favorite pie.
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Oh, Gramma, I'll always need you.
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Huh?
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You don't have to bake my favorite pie
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to be my favorite Gramma. I love you.
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Well, now that we all agree
my pie is the best,
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why don't you all dig in?
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- Yeah!
- Swell.
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Not you, Wayne.
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Ow, ow! Help!
Just kiddin'.
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Here you go, Tilly.
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I cut you a piece with your eyeball.
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Thank you, Gramma.
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Oh, I love pie.
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Tell you the truth,
two meat-wiches was too many.
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I'm pretty over my usual.
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Uh-uh! There's no way
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I'm letting you eat dessert
before you clean your plate.
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I tried to tell you, son.
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Having a usual is a prison with no escape.
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And now we're in it together.