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Look alive, family!
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Tomorrow is Tilly's
comin'-of-age
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Cornoration ceremony,
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and I want it to be perfect!
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Wow. Tilly's Cornoration.
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My little girl is growin'
up so fast!
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Almost makes me wanna cry.
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I said look alive, Bill,
not like a blubbering baby!
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I'm puttin' you two
in charge of decorations.
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Think you're up to the task?
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You better believe it.
After all...
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we're divorced but still a team!
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Y'all gotta stop doin' that.
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Cricket! Remy!
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I, don't know what y'all
are doing over there...
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but you two are on photo duty!
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You got it, Gramma!
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Remington-Green photography
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will immortalize all
your Cornoration memories!
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This is a classic "no one told
Remy anything" situation,
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because, uh, everyone
keeps saying "Cornoration,"
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but don't you mean "Coronation"?
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No, Remy, Corn -oration!
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One of the most
sacred traditions we have!
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Where a young country girl
is ushered into society
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as a country woman
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by performing the time-honored
rituals of her ancestors.
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And tomorrow,
it'll be Tilly's turn.
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Did someone say "Tilly's turn"?!
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Who's ready to get corned?!
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Tilly's comin' in red hot!
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That's my sister! I know her!
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I have been encased in a cocoon
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and tomorrow I emerge
a big lady butterfly!
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I love the enthusiasm, Tilly.
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But we won't be
needing any of this stuff.
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Whyever not?
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Because Cornorations
ain't about us.
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All this stuff will distract--
Ugh.
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It'll distract folks from what
the ceremony's really about,
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which is honoring tradition.
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Come on, I'll show you
what I mean.
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Check. Check. And... check.
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This is lighting department to
camera department--
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Eagle One is on the move
and we're go for rehearsal.
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What was that, Cricket?
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Eagle One is on the move!
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- What?!
- Turn around!
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Eagle One is on the move!
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Film Tilly and Gramma!
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I thought I was Eagle One.
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No, you're Falcon Three!
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Stop yelling at me.
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Just get a shot of them
at the gazebra!
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Now, Tilly. I wanna make sure
you fully understand
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how serious your Cornoration is.
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It all starts here...
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with the sacred
Green family artifacts
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contained in this chest.
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It first belonged to your
great great great great grandmother...
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Elisheba Green.
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Wow. I can't wait to
join the ranks
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of our Green family
ancestors!
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Yes! That's good to hear!
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Now first thing's first...
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You'll be wearing the same
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traditional Cornoration dress
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like every Green woman
before you did.
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While I do love
a good puffy dress,
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I was actually up all night
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deciding what to wear
for the ceremony.
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And I chose...
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This snazzy tracksuit!
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Oh... a tracksuit.
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How... flashy!
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I really wanted to go big.
It is my Cornoration after all,
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That it is, but, uh...
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Let's move on to
the next artifact, shall we?
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The ceremonial ear of corn.
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Shucking it symbolizes
your emergence
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from a youthful husk
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into country society.
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What a lovely metaphor.
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Ooh! But hear me out,
nothing says emergence
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like an explosion of popcorn!
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And the best part is,
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it'll make a delightful
snack afterwards.
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Oh! interesting...
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Popcorn at a Cornoration?!
Is she nuts?!
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So, well, now don't forget
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you've got the whole
Green Woman's Oath to recite.
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It contains generations of
wisdom from your ancestors.
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Actually, I was thinking...
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instead of just repeating
what's already written,
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I should do my own speech!
In the form of spoken word.
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In the form of what now?
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Meta-- morpha-- sis.
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I am-- a chrysa-- lis.
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Tilly, I've just about
had it--
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Butterflies-- are neato!
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Put cheese-- in my-- burrito!
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It's like a metaphor for my
daughter--
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- Bill, keep it together!
- She's a butterfly she's
flying off...
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- Get it get it get it!
- Got it got it got it!
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Of course,
during the real thing,
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I'll be on roller skates.
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Moving on...
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the last and most
important ritual
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is being bestowed with the
Cornoration Corn Crown--
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Not sure if that'll
fit over my helmet.
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Safety first.
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Tilly, your ideas
are very unique,
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but they don't have any place
in a Cornoration! Look!
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When I was your age, I didn't
get to do what I wanted either!
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because that's how
traditions are!
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That doesn't sound
very Tilly-like.
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I think I'd like to do things
my own way.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I gotta wrangle
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all those butterflies.
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Well, there goes
seven generations
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of family tradition
down the drain!
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What would great-great-
gramma Elisheba say right now?
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Hmm. What would she say...?
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I'm ready!
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Oh, Gramma, I was thinkin',
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we can make you
a matching tracksuit, too!
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Eh, sure, sweetie.
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And maybe an
interpretive dance- off?
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- Go to sleep.
- Wow. I'm so excited,
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- I don't think I'll be
able to sleep at all.
- Yes, you will!
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- Gramma's
tucking you in, sweetie.
- Gramma!
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And she's out.
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Time to kick my plan into gear.
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Ahh! Now...
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Who's there?!
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It is I, the ghost
of Elisheba Green!
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A ghost?!
What a lovely surprise.
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Eh-- no. Ain't you scared?!
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Oh no, I'm honored.
It's been ages
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since I've communed
with the afterlife.
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Right, okay. Well, I'm here
to tell you off!
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Tilly Green, you're
disgracing your ancestors!
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I'm what? How?!
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By changing all the traditions
of your Cornoration!
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The butterflies, the tracksuits!
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You're makin' us
roll in our graves!
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Oh, my gosh! I had no idea!
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I wanna make my ancestors proud,
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not roll in their graves.
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My dear incorporeal ancestor,
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I promise to do things
the traditional way.
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Whew! What a relief!
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Well, back to
the sweet peace of death.
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It was nice
chatting with ya.
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You disgrace us tomorrow,
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and you'll bring ruin
on the family...
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Hey, babe, they got that
corn juice here!
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And the corn-to-punch
ratio is perfect.
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How's the lighting, Wayne?
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It's good.
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Looking good so far...
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If everything went
according to plan last night,
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this Cornoration will be
perfectly traditional.
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My fellow countryfolk!
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Thank you all for attending
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my granddaughter's
Cornoration today.
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And now without further adieu,
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Tilly Green,
please step forward.
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We are here to witness
the sacred rite of passage,
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whereby my granddaughter
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shall receiveher country crown
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and join the ranks of all
the noble country women
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who've come before her.
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And now begins the shucking
of the ceremonial corn!
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This corn shalt symbolize
a girl coming of age!
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- Like a cob ready to emerge...
- This isn't what Tilly planned.
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- Where's all the popcorn?
- Maybe she's nervous?
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And now, a reading
from the sacred text.
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"I am but a Green betwi-
betwixt woman and child.
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With this sacred oath,
I, a Green,
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shall become but a kernel,
a corn, a maize..."
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Cricket, I'm in position two
and waiting for the butterflies.
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But why isn't she doing the
butterflies? Over.
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This is Cricket, also
in position two. I dunno.
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This lighting equipment is way
more reflective than I realized.
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"And yon Green shucks
the eighth stalk..."
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I like tradition,
but this is way too stiff.
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The only thing good about
this party
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is the delicious corn juice!
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This isn't the poem
she practiced earlier.
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Poor girl looks
miserable up there!
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Why'd she change everything?
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Because it was time for her
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to fall in line, that's why!
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Cornorations ain't about doin'
whatever you want!
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They're about doin'
the exact same thing,
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over and over again!
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Doesn't matter if your name
is Alice
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and you want to add a
simple boxing match
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to your Cornoration, but noooo!
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A Cornoration is too
traditional for all that!
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Oh, there it is.
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My granddaughter is gettin'
properly Cornorated
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once and for
all!
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Everyone look at her!
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Just look at... her...
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Oh, this ain't right.
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Tilly, I thought the only way
to make our ancestors happy
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was to do a Cornoration
by the book.
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But that's what Cornorations
are about, right? Traditions?
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Yeah, but tradition
don't mean squat
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if we forget why we
do 'em in the first place.
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I don't think it'd make
our ancestors happy
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to see you this way.
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It certainly doesn't
make me happy.
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I was so caught up in
the ceremonies and rituals
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that I forgot today's supposed
to be a celebration of you .
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You're tough, clever,
and like doing things your way.
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You may not follow traditions,
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but you're the best of what
the Green women aspire to be.
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And dangit, I couldn't be more
proud of who you've become.
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Aww!
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And just a single tear I need.
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How you holdin' up, Nance?
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Some folks just don't know
how to keep it together.
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Now, how are we gonna turn
this Cornoration
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into Tilly's Cornoration?
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Hmm...
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Tilly Corn-nado!
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Popcorn is a metaphor
for womanhood!
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That's my sister! I know her!
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- Yeah! Woo-hoo!
- Let the celebration commence!
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Come on, everybody!
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Get that get that get that!
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The talent portion!
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It's avant-garde.
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And finally, may I present
for the first time,
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the new country woman!
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Now, I take wing!
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Woo-hoo!
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The future of the Green women
never looked brighter.