1 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,995 We now return to our classic 2 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,373 horror movie marathon, featuring... 3 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,251 The Country Cannibal Catastrophe! 4 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,710 We can hide in here. 5 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,212 The last place these farmers would look 6 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,588 would be inside a barn. 7 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,298 What are they gonna do to us?! 8 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,218 Not much, just take a little nibble! 9 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,598 Courtney, tell me when I can look! 10 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,767 You got it, babe! 11 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,060 How can you all be afraid of this stuff? 12 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,271 It's so corny and stupid! 13 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,897 Dude's makeup lookin' like they're just smothered him 14 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,023 in cake frosting. 15 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,025 Whatever, Tina! 16 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,694 You're the one who's weird for being incapable 17 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:09,987 of experiencing human emotion! 18 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,572 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 19 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,407 - Y'all are trippin'. - Shh! 20 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,995 Gather round, family! 21 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,038 It's supper time! 22 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,915 Gam-gam get us some din-din?! 23 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,375 Don't hog it all. 24 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,587 Baby Bingus gotta eat, too! 25 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,549 What're you kids doin'?! 26 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,718 - Why ain't y'all workin'? - C'mon, boss! 27 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,885 It's dead in here right now. 28 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,554 We're just passing the time. 29 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,264 Yeah, we haven't had a delivery all day. 30 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,307 We do now! 31 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,100 Big delivery fee too, 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,643 'cause this pizza's going all the way out 33 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,438 to the country! 34 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,023 The country?! 35 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,108 Yeah. (sniffs) The country. 36 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,110 - Just like in the movie! - No way! I'm out! 37 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,154 Lol. I'll do it, ya babies. 38 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,989 What is wrong with you, Tina? 39 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,033 You could die! 40 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,285 Come on. I'm not gonna let some dumb movie 41 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,037 scare me out of a big tip! 42 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,997 Boop. Well, I'm out. 43 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,415 Y'all be easy. 44 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,667 We're never gonna see her again. 45 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,797 Come on. Why won't it go faster?! 46 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,507 I can't control how fast 47 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,635 the delivery person is driving, Gramma. 48 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,928 - Try harder! - That's not how it works! 49 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,930 I still don't get why y'all ordered a pizza 50 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,557 all the way from Big City. 51 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,100 Well, no pizza out here in the country 52 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,685 can beat Mama Roni's. 53 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,063 It's ridiculously good, Ms. Green! 54 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,939 Its rich buttery crust, 55 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,399 thick pepperoni, 56 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,360 the subtle use of marinara-- 57 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,111 Easy, now. Easy. 58 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,696 You're gettin' lost in the sauce again. 59 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,198 Psh. Pizza's pizza. 60 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,532 Mama Roni's ain't no different 61 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,368 from a slice at the gas station. 62 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,746 You take that back right now 63 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,247 or we're gonna have some problems! 64 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,500 I hold two mothers dear in my life. 65 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,418 You and Mama Roni. 66 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,671 The race is a lot closer than you'd think. 67 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,339 Sheesh! Okay! 68 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,800 I still think it's crazy, but y'all do y'all. 69 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,802 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some chores done 70 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,845 - before dark. - I'll assist, Mama. 71 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,556 It'll help work up my appetite for the impending cheese. 72 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,600 Where the pizza at? 73 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,644 I can't believe that dumb movie scared everyone 74 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,812 out of making this delivery. 75 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,355 Pass on a giant tip? 76 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,065 Couldn't be me, honey! 77 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,483 All right, how much farther is this place? 78 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:12,901 Oh, what? 79 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,236 No reception? 80 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,904 That's great. Whatever. 81 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,322 I can find this place on my own! 82 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,825 Be there and back in a snap. 83 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,368 The pizza is within range. 84 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,661 Come on, people! 85 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,246 Look! I think that's them! 86 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,706 - Huh? - What? 87 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,999 Wait, what are they doin'? 88 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,709 Oh, look! They're coming back! 89 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,961 They just missed the driveway. 90 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,296 Hooray! 91 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,173 They're still going. 92 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,008 The ding-bat's lost! 93 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,885 Ugh, so dark out here. 94 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,554 I can't see anything. 95 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,723 Was that a person?! 96 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:48,019 It was nothing. 97 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,065 Can't believe that movie has me seeing things. 98 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,442 Y'know, it's not like-- 99 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,530 Cricket, what are you doing?! 100 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,657 I was trying to help the pizza girl find our driveway 101 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,576 - but she crashed! - Oh, my gosh! 102 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,286 - That's terrible! - I know! 103 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,787 I hope the pizza's all right! 104 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,664 - Hmm? - The delivery girl! 105 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,083 I meant the delivery girl. 106 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,252 All right. Let's go see if she's okay. 107 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,004 - Pizza time. - Cricket! 108 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,464 Whoa! 109 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,466 What was that? 110 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,677 I'm not sticking around to find out! 111 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,306 Looks like I'm walking. 112 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,932 I didn't come all this way for nothing. 113 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,684 I'm still making that delivery. 114 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,978 Look! It's the car! 115 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,521 Hope the driver's okay. 116 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,315 - Let's get a closer look. - Huh? 117 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,569 Hello. 118 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,404 She ain't inside. 119 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,364 She couldn't have gotten far. 120 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,116 Fan out. Find her. 121 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,580 I'm starting to get pretty hungry. 122 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,081 Stay strong, Remy. 123 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,958 Just visualize the glorious moment 124 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,002 when we finally get our pizza! 125 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,463 I can almost taste it! 126 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,674 C'mon, Tina. 127 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,301 This is ridiculous. 128 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,469 Country people ain't gonna eat you. 129 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,929 That was just a movie. 130 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,472 Yep. 131 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,265 When we find that delivery girl, 132 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,517 I'm gonna feast. 133 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,060 A meal this good, 134 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,728 and I'll rip it apart with my bare hands 135 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,105 and scarf it down! 136 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,316 They are gonna eat me! 137 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,861 I prefer to use a fork and knife. 138 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,072 Slice it up into little nibbles, 139 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,741 savor the flavor. 140 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,035 No, no, no, no. 141 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,578 Hey, everybody! She's over here! 142 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,502 C'mere, girlie! 143 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,757 Why is she running?! 144 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,803 Thanks for helping clear these tree limbs, shug. 145 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,972 Some of these branches are too tough for the lopper. 146 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,057 Might need to use something stronger. 147 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,810 I'll help you, Mama. Just need to borrow some of these first. 148 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,520 Huh? What are you doing with those? 149 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,564 Just a little something to keep my mind occupied 150 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,982 until the pizza arrives. 151 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,654 I think I lost them. 152 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,991 Hello. Who are you? 153 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,243 Oh! Thank goodness, you're a normal person. 154 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,203 Yep. That would be me. 155 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,789 You look awful spooked, Ma'am. Are you all right? 156 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,125 No, no. I'm not all right! I've been running 157 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,877 and I'm not sure where I am, and-and... 158 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,671 I need help! 159 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,423 Oh, you poor thing! 160 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,883 Well, if you need help, 161 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,551 look no further than Tilly. 162 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,761 I'm a friend! You'll be okay. 163 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,180 Thank you. My name's Tina. 164 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,516 I'm so glad I found someone sane. 165 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,185 I was afraid I'd never find my way out of here. 166 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,651 W-what is this place? 167 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:45,196 Do you like it? I call it Oak-log-homa. 168 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,782 I've been building it myself. Let me introduce you. 169 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,452 There's Gunther, Huell, Elaine, 170 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,537 Constable Rodriguez, Maribel, Tony, 171 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,165 Gertrude, and little Tim-Tim! 172 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,292 Everyone say "hi" to Tina! 173 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:58,877 Uh, yeah. 174 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,670 Listen, we need to get out of here. 175 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,881 - It's dangerous! - What do you mean? 176 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,467 There are these crazy country people hunting me down! 177 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,094 A big burly farmer, an evil old woman, 178 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,763 and two demon children! 179 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,098 Oh! That's just my family! 180 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,352 Your what? 181 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,521 I see, you're the pizza delivery girl. 182 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,607 We called you here to satiate 183 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,735 our very particular hunger. 184 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,613 No, you're-you're one of them! 185 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,491 Listen. You can hear my family calling out. 186 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,117 Looking for you. 187 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,203 It has been such a long time 188 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,288 since we've last eaten. 189 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,875 Won't you please let us have our supper?! 190 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,420 Evil baby! Evil baby! 191 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,880 Where is she going? 192 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,257 Oh, a building! 193 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:49,010 Civilization! I'm saved! 194 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,012 Stupid tree. 195 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,974 Those limbs have got to go! 196 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,353 How many people are in this murder forest?! 197 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,355 What was that? A deer? 198 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,148 Nancy! Did you see her? 199 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,609 Well, I saw something run off towards the barn. 200 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,658 Oh, no, no, no, no. 201 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,992 Blood sugar. 202 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,870 I need food. 203 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,164 Oh, geez. 204 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,499 She locked herself in! 205 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,583 Ugh! 206 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,668 Now, what do we do? 207 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,294 I'm starvin'! 208 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,672 I guess we could just get some pizza 209 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,923 from the gas station. 210 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,219 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 211 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,846 Ever since we placed our order, 212 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,723 I've only thought of one thing, 213 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,391 Mama Roni's pizza! 214 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:37,600 We were patient with this girl. 215 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,144 We tried to help. 216 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,271 But it's time we take what's ours! 217 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:44,482 We are getting that pizza! 218 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,734 Oh! 219 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,322 Cricket's right! Let's break the door down! 220 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,702 No! They're breaking through! 221 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,707 Stay away from me, you monsters! 222 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:04,377 Huh? 223 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,922 Ow. 224 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,215 Oh, no. 225 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,012 - Hold it! - Huh? 226 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,346 What the heck is going on?! 227 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:16,806 She won't let us eat! 228 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,933 Of course I won't, you cannibals! 229 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,519 - Cannibals?! - Oh, don't play dumb! 230 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,396 You country freaks lure people out here and eat them! 231 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,148 Just like in that movie, 232 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,025 The Country Cannibal Catastrophe! 233 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,903 That's ridiculous! We just wanted a Big City pizza! 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,613 - Really? - You probably shouldn't believe 235 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,740 everything you see in movies. 236 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,743 However, as crazy as y'all have acted about Mama Roni's, 237 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,245 it's no wonder she thought you were man-eating lunatics. 238 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,955 - Yeah. - Big point. 239 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,332 I can't believe 240 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,875 I thought you were trying to eat me! 241 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,752 I can't believe we went so psycho 242 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,670 even though you did just about starve us to death. 243 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,173 Well, I guess I owe you a pizza. 244 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,092 Oh boy, it's finally happening! 245 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,010 Oh, yeah. 246 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,806 Whoa! 247 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,307 Oh! 248 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,810 Ooh, that's no good. 249 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,686 Oh, no! What a mess! 250 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,480 I can order you guys a new-- 251 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,485 - Run. - What? 252 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,820 I can't take it! 253 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,154 Sorry, Mom, 254 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,906 but your baby boy's gotta eat! 255 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,824 Oh! 256 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,325 Ow, Ow, ow. 257 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,452 I said run! 258 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,957 Oh, you are gonna eat me! 259 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,794 Oh! 260 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:28,795 Help! 261 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,963 Oh, my goodness! 262 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,214 Oh! 263 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,299 - Pizza! - No! 264 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,468 Get me out of here! 265 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,428 Pizza! 266 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,232 Ugh, come on, y'all, that's disgusting. 267 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,151 It can't possibly be that-- 268 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,777 hm? 269 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,654 Mmm! That is good. 270 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,489 Stop hoggin' all the cheese! 271 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,409 It's so nice to eat together as a family.