We now return to our classic
horror movie marathon, featuring...
The Country Cannibal Catastrophe!
We can hide in here.
The last place these farmers would look
would be inside a barn.
What are they gonna do to us?!
Not much, just take a little nibble!
Courtney, tell me when I can look!
You got it, babe!
How can you all be afraid of this stuff?
It's so corny and stupid!
Dude's makeup lookin' like they're just smothered him
in cake frosting.
Whatever, Tina!
You're the one who's weird for being incapable
of experiencing human emotion!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Y'all are trippin'. - Shh!
Gather round, family!
It's supper time!
Gam-gam get us some din-din?!
Don't hog it all.
Baby Bingus gotta eat, too!
What're you kids doin'?!
- Why ain't y'all workin'? - C'mon, boss!
It's dead in here right now.
We're just passing the time.
Yeah, we haven't had a delivery all day.
We do now!
Big delivery fee too,
'cause this pizza's going all the way out
to the country!
The country?!
Yeah. (sniffs) The country.
- Just like in the movie! - No way! I'm out!
Lol. I'll do it, ya babies.
What is wrong with you, Tina?
You could die!
Come on. I'm not gonna let some dumb movie
scare me out of a big tip!
Boop. Well, I'm out.
Y'all be easy.
We're never gonna see her again.
Come on. Why won't it go faster?!
I can't control how fast
the delivery person is driving, Gramma.
- Try harder! - That's not how it works!
I still don't get why y'all ordered a pizza
all the way from Big City.
Well, no pizza out here in the country
can beat Mama Roni's.
It's ridiculously good, Ms. Green!
Its rich buttery crust,
thick pepperoni,
the subtle use of marinara--
Easy, now. Easy.
You're gettin' lost in the sauce again.
Psh. Pizza's pizza.
Mama Roni's ain't no different
from a slice at the gas station.
You take that back right now
or we're gonna have some problems!
I hold two mothers dear in my life.
You and Mama Roni.
The race is a lot closer than you'd think.
Sheesh! Okay!
I still think it's crazy, but y'all do y'all.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some chores done
- before dark. - I'll assist, Mama.
It'll help work up my appetite for the impending cheese.
Where the pizza at?
I can't believe that dumb movie scared everyone
out of making this delivery.
Pass on a giant tip?
Couldn't be me, honey!
All right, how much farther is this place?
Oh, what?
No reception?
That's great. Whatever.
I can find this place on my own!
Be there and back in a snap.
The pizza is within range.
Come on, people!
Look! I think that's them!
- Huh? - What?
Wait, what are they doin'?
Oh, look! They're coming back!
They just missed the driveway.
Hooray!
They're still going.
The ding-bat's lost!
Ugh, so dark out here.
I can't see anything.
Was that a person?!
It was nothing.
Can't believe that movie has me seeing things.
Y'know, it's not like--
Cricket, what are you doing?!
I was trying to help the pizza girl find our driveway
- but she crashed! - Oh, my gosh!
- That's terrible! - I know!
I hope the pizza's all right!
- Hmm? - The delivery girl!
I meant the delivery girl.
All right. Let's go see if she's okay.
- Pizza time. - Cricket!
Whoa!
What was that?
I'm not sticking around to find out!
Looks like I'm walking.
I didn't come all this way for nothing.
I'm still making that delivery.
Look! It's the car!
Hope the driver's okay.
- Let's get a closer look. - Huh?
Hello.
She ain't inside.
She couldn't have gotten far.
Fan out. Find her.
I'm starting to get pretty hungry.
Stay strong, Remy.
Just visualize the glorious moment
when we finally get our pizza!
I can almost taste it!
C'mon, Tina.
This is ridiculous.
Country people ain't gonna eat you.
That was just a movie.
Yep.
When we find that delivery girl,
I'm gonna feast.
A meal this good,
and I'll rip it apart with my bare hands
and scarf it down!
They are gonna eat me!
I prefer to use a fork and knife.
Slice it up into little nibbles,
savor the flavor.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, everybody! She's over here!
C'mere, girlie!
Why is she running?!
Thanks for helping clear these tree limbs, shug.
Some of these branches are too tough for the lopper.
Might need to use something stronger.
I'll help you, Mama. Just need to borrow some of these first.
Huh? What are you doing with those?
Just a little something to keep my mind occupied
until the pizza arrives.
I think I lost them.
Hello. Who are you?
Oh! Thank goodness, you're a normal person.
Yep. That would be me.
You look awful spooked, Ma'am. Are you all right?
No, no. I'm not all right! I've been running
and I'm not sure where I am, and-and...
I need help!
Oh, you poor thing!
Well, if you need help,
look no further than Tilly.
I'm a friend! You'll be okay.
Thank you. My name's Tina.
I'm so glad I found someone sane.
I was afraid I'd never find my way out of here.
W-what is this place?
Do you like it? I call it Oak-log-homa.
I've been building it myself. Let me introduce you.
There's Gunther, Huell, Elaine,
Constable Rodriguez, Maribel, Tony,
Gertrude, and little Tim-Tim!
Everyone say "hi" to Tina!
Uh, yeah.
Listen, we need to get out of here.
- It's dangerous! - What do you mean?
There are these crazy country people hunting me down!
A big burly farmer, an evil old woman,
and two demon children!
Oh! That's just my family!
Your what?
I see, you're the pizza delivery girl.
We called you here to satiate
our very particular hunger.
No, you're-you're one of them!
Listen. You can hear my family calling out.
Looking for you.
It has been such a long time
since we've last eaten.
Won't you please let us have our supper?!
Evil baby! Evil baby!
Where is she going?
Oh, a building!
Civilization! I'm saved!
Stupid tree.
Those limbs have got to go!
How many people are in this murder forest?!
What was that? A deer?
Nancy! Did you see her?
Well, I saw something run off towards the barn.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Blood sugar.
I need food.
Oh, geez.
She locked herself in!
Ugh!
Now, what do we do?
I'm starvin'!
I guess we could just get some pizza
from the gas station.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ever since we placed our order,
I've only thought of one thing,
Mama Roni's pizza!
We were patient with this girl.
We tried to help.
But it's time we take what's ours!
We are getting that pizza!
Oh!
Cricket's right! Let's break the door down!
No! They're breaking through!
Stay away from me, you monsters!
Huh?
Ow.
Oh, no.
- Hold it! - Huh?
What the heck is going on?!
She won't let us eat!
Of course I won't, you cannibals!
- Cannibals?! - Oh, don't play dumb!
You country freaks lure people out here and eat them!
Just like in that movie,
The Country Cannibal Catastrophe!
That's ridiculous! We just wanted a Big City pizza!
- Really? - You probably shouldn't believe
everything you see in movies.
However, as crazy as y'all have acted about Mama Roni's,
it's no wonder she thought you were man-eating lunatics.
- Yeah. - Big point.
I can't believe
I thought you were trying to eat me!
I can't believe we went so psycho
even though you did just about starve us to death.
Well, I guess I owe you a pizza.
Oh boy, it's finally happening!
Oh, yeah.
Whoa!
Oh!
Ooh, that's no good.
Oh, no! What a mess!
I can order you guys a new--
- Run. - What?
I can't take it!
Sorry, Mom,
but your baby boy's gotta eat!
Oh!
Ow, Ow, ow.
I said run!
Oh, you are gonna eat me!
Oh!
Help!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh!
- Pizza! - No!
Get me out of here!
Pizza!
Ugh, come on, y'all, that's disgusting.
It can't possibly be that--
hm?
Mmm! That is good.
Stop hoggin' all the cheese!
It's so nice to eat together as a family.